The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Mike Pence's Role in Ukrainegate | Tyler "Ninja" Blevins (Rebroadcast)
Episode Date: October 24, 2019Mike Pence tries to distance himself from President Trump's Ukraine scandal, Trevor weighs in on Amber Guyger's murder verdict, and Tyler "Ninja" Blevins discusses "Get Good." Originally aired October... 3, 2019. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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October 3, 2019. From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York,
this is the Danish show everybody.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
And thank you for coming out.
I'm Trevor Noah.
Our guest tonight is a professional gamer and an internet superstar.
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Four to five superstar.
Also on tonight's episode, Sugar Daddies are going to school.
Bernie Sanders beats a heart attack,
and Donald Trump is getting impeached.
Yeah!
That's right.
Make some noise, yeah, make some noise for congressional procedures. All right, let's catch up on today's right. Make some noise. Yeah, make some noise for congressional procedures.
All right, let's catch up on today's headlines.
Let's kick it off with some great news.
2020 hopeful Bernie Sanders says he's feeling good after heart surgery.
The Vermont senator cancelling several campaign events after the treatment for a blocked artery.
Sanders is using the opportunity to push his health care plan, tweeting, quote,
none of us know when a medical emergency might affect us and no one should fear going bankrupt
if it occurs, Medicare for all.
Bernie!
Bernie!
Oh man, I am so happy.
And I'm so glad that Bernie is still like in the mix.
This is what I love about him.
He's consistent.
Most people wouldn't think about other people and their policies in a crisis,
but Bernie just uses it as an opportunity to reinforce his beliefs, right?
The dude has a sudden heart procedure, and then his first statement is,
this is why America needs health care.
I love that.
I feel like like like that if that if that. I feel like if Bernie was kidnapped by the Joker, he'd be like, this is why we need better mental health care in Gotham. These psychopathic
clowns, they need our help. But yeah, Bernie needed a procedure to unclog an
artery in his heart and it looks like he's recovering well. I'm really excited and I thought
it was really sweet that many of his presidential candidate opponents sent him well
wishes. What was even sweeter is that when of his presidential candidate opponents sent him well wishes.
What was even sweeter is that when Bernie received the wishes, he equally redistributed
them amongst the people in the hospital.
He was like, you get the one from Kamala, you get the one.
Like, it must be hard to operate on Bernie.
No one thinks about that, you know, because he like solidly believes or he believes. I bet like in the middle of surgery he just woke up and he was like, why does the doctor make so much more than the nurse?
They worked just as hard.
They worked and it's just like, ah, pull the plug.
There is no plug.
Don't try and silence me.
Anyway, we're really happy that Bernie is getting better.
And I'm not eat that shit.
No more fried hot dogs from now on only fried salads. All right let's move on
to some other news. Facebook. It's how we keep up with racist friends and how we
RSVP for parties we're never going to attend. And now the FBI has found a new use
for it. The FBI is now running Facebook ads targeting Russian spies.
The goal is to convince those spies to switch allegiances and cooperate with the U.S. government.
The FBI did not confirm any details about the campaign,
but we can confirm that these ads are powered by the Bureau's verified Facebook page
and that they are publicly viewable.
Yes, you heard that right.
Facebook is targeting Russian spies
who live in America with ads hoping to get them to defect.
And that should tell you how powerful Facebook ads are.
Like, if a spy can't resist them,
what chance do you have,
like resisting those untucked shirts?
I gotta buy one.
And I will say, it must be terrifying for a secret agent
to see an ad targeted at secret, like you're trying to be secret.
And the ad just pops up and they're just like,
oh my god, how did they know?
How did they know I need new umbrella with poison tip?
How did they know this?
I wonder if they're like chatting to other spies like, I told you, Sergei, the umbrella, I told you, the next day, they show up on Instagram.
They're listening to us, okay?
And I guess it's obvious, but I never really
thought about Russian spies having social media just like the rest of us.
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You imagine some Russian mom who's just like,
hey Vlad, how is being secret spy in America?
Are you eating enough?
All right, and finally, in education news,
everybody knows that teachers in America don't get the appreciation or the pay that they deserve.
But now, some teachers are going online to find people who people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people who people people who people who people people who people who people who people who the appreciation or the pay that they deserve.
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The site allows women to set up mutually beneficial relationships, often with older men, who are willing to pay for companionship.
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Teachers in America are paid so poorly that some of them are turning to sugar daddies
to make ends meet.
And I'm sorry, that's embarrassing news for America. It's also bad news for sugar daddies.
Yeah, because there's no romance.
This is not what they're going to do with the teachers, right?
The sugar daddy's going to be like,
hey, baby, I got us tickets to Paris for the weekend.
She's going to be like,
but I just wanted like 36 boxes of ca. I also hope that the teachers use this to guilt their students into working harder.
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All right, that's it for the headlines.
Let's move on to our to our to our oday was yet an theatranny of politics.
And today was yet another day of major developments in the unfolding Ukraine scandal.
So, let's catch up on all the latest news in our ongoing segment.
the fantastic, absolutely tremendous road to impeachment.
And today was yet another on all the latest news in our ongoing segment. The fantastic, absolutely tremendous road to impeachment.
The only thing they can be through is for having to have been the best economy.
No other president should ever have to go through. It's probably presidential harassment.
Things went into another gear on Capitol Hill today, as Congress heard from
the first witness in its impeachment inquiry. Kurt Volcker. He's the former envoy to Ukraine who resigned last
week after it came out that he had been texting with Trump lawyer and
haunted egg Rudy Giuliani. Now, Volcker's testimony took place behind closed
doors so we don't know exactly what he said. But while he was talking in
private, Donald Trump was letting loose on the White House lawn.
This is just breaking President Trump leaving the White House, calling on two different
foreign governments to investigate his political rival, Joe Biden.
So I would say that President Solinsky, if it were me, I would recommend that they
start an investigation into the Biden's.
China should start an investigation into the Biden. Because what happened in China, the China, the they start an investigation into the Biden. China should start an investigation into the Biden.
Because what happened to China is just about as bad as what happened with Ukraine.
This guy is unbelievable.
He's already facing impeachment for asking Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden.
And now he's like, you know what, China, get it on it too.
You jump in as well.
Trump might be the only person on earth who thinks two wrongs do make a right.
Yeah, in his mind he's probably like, yeah, it makes sense.
Don Jr. and Eric cancel each other out.
That means I only have Ivanka.
It works.
It works. Totally works. Now, as the scandal develops, more and more people in
Trump's orbit are getting sucked in. First it was Trump's personal lawyer, then it was his
Secretary of State. Like, I wouldn't be shocked if next week we find out Sean Spicer
is also somehow a part of this. And it'll be like, yeah, he's been sending secret messages to Ukraine on dancing with the stars. Because that's not dancing, we can all agree, right? That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th Ukraine on dancing with the stars. Because that's not dancing, we can all agree, right?
That's full-body Morse code.
That's what that is.
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but.
But now, yet another member of the Trump cabinet,
is getting pulled into Ukraine.
This morning, the Washington Post reporting, President Trump repeatedly enlisted Vice President Mike Pence to join in his pressure campaign on Ukraine.
The President reportedly instructing Pence to skip the inauguration of Ukraine's new leader
Vladimir Zelensky.
The paper also says President Trump used Pence to inform Zalinski that U.S. military
aid was being withheld.
White House officials say Pence likely would have received detailed notes of the president's
call with Zelensky in his daily briefing book on July 26th.
The vice president might be tainted by all of this.
If the vice president knew about that and was involved in that, to me, that not only taints
him, but it makes him ineligible as well for the presidency.
Wow. So Mike Pence likely knew about the phone call, had access to the transcript, and
personally told Zilinski that he wasn't getting his military aid.
Pence was so deep in this thing, I bet Mother considers a cheating.
And I'm not shocked, I'm honestly not shocked that Pence was involved because he does whatever
Trump tel him, you realize that, right?
Like, you see, Trump is, he is, he's Homer Simpson, all right?
And he basically picked Ned Flanders as his VP.
Yeah.
If Trump says, jump into that volcano, Pence would be like, oh, collie, sir, I'll do it.
But what's interesting is that Mike Pence doesn't deny that he got tough
with Ukraine.
What he claims is that it was all totally innocent.
Questions swirling about what Pence knew and when?
Officials close to Pence say he was unaware
the president had also pressured Zolinsky
for damaging information on political rival, Joe Biden.
His AIDS insists, he was in the dark.
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Joe Biden.
That makes no sense.
So why was he pressuring them?
He didn't know why?
He didn't know why?
That would be like, a mob enforcer not knowing what he's enforcing.
Yeah?
Just like the guy's showing up and I go like this with my hands, then
people do a thing. I don't even know what it is. So Mike Pence's excuse seems to be that
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Seven people close to the vice president tell CNN Pence was unaware.
Flynn spoke to the Russian ambassador about sanctions.
He was unaware of the Russian ambudsman.
He was unaware of this controversial meeting.
Let me say, hearing that story was a first I heard of it.
Pence was not aware of communications with Ricky Leakes. He was unaware of this controversial meeting.
I learned as I awoke this morning of those developments.
Oh, I learned as I awoke this morning.
Yes.
Hash tauk, I awoke like this.
Yeah, apparently whenever there's a Trump scandal,
Mike Pence never seems to know what's going on.
Never. He just has no clue.
He's like, is that the bad guy?
No, mom.
That's the Pixar lamp.
The movie hasn't started yet.
But why did it kill the eye?
Mom, it's just a thing, just like,
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I'm here with you, we just started watching this together.
I'll tell you at the end.
Because the way, the way he tells it, Mike Pence doesn't know about any of the bad things
happening in the Trump administration, which is most of the things.............
which is most of the things happening. And I mean, if that's true, that's actually not good for America.
Because you realize if Trump gets kicked out,
Pence becomes president.
But clearly he has no idea what's going on.
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You know, there's a, if you've been keeping up the news, you've probably seen the story coming out of Texas
that's blown up.
And it's been taking place for a while.
It's been the trial of the police officer Amber Geiger.
I don't know if you saw that?
The police officer who said she accidentally walked into a man's apartment in her building,
and then she thought that he was the intruder and she shot him dead. And I remember when when the story the story the story the story the story the story this this this this this th th th this th th th then she thought that he was the intruder,
and she shot him dead.
And I remember when this story happened,
it was a wild story, off the bat,
it was, you know what I mean?
Because it was already crazy.
It's like you're walking to a wrong apartment and you shot
the person, what were you doing?
And so the t the defense to use what they call the
castle doctrine in America. So they said they would allow the defense that she
was protecting herself because she thought it was her house. Which already was
like weird to me because I'm like the castle doctrine is like a very
strict law in America but but I mean I get it fundamentally if you're in your house
you can do whatever you need to protect yourself but but this was interesting where the judge was like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. the. the. the. the. thea. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. their, their, their, their, your house, you can do whatever you need to protect yourself. But this was interesting where the judge was like, no, you can, we allow the defense that
you thought you were in your house, so you shot somebody in their house.
And there I was just like, but that's, but it's not your house.
they, but thrown, because thrown, the judges, and I was just was just, the, thrown, they, thrown, the, thrown, the, I honestly was worried, this was going to be another one of those cases in America where justice didn't get served because it seemed like a fairly, you
know, black and white, excuse the pun, case.
And then the verdict was handed down and the jury did find her guilty.
But what has followed since has been a really interesting story.
It's a really complicated story, but this is basically what went down.
The white former Dallas police officer
convicted of murdering her black neighbor
has learned her fate.
Yesterday, Amber Geiger was sentenced to 10 years in prison
for the murder of Botham Jean.
But it was what John's brother did after the sentencing
that brought the court to a standstill.
Can I give her a hug, please? 18-year-old Brandt Jean forgave Amber Geiger, who just been sentenced to 10 years in prison
for killing his older brother Botham. At the end of the hearing, Judge Tammy Kemp gave a Bible
to Geiger and embraced her as well. Amber Geiger will be eligible for parole in five years.
No, Justice! No peace!
Some outside the courtroom thought the sentence was too lenient.
So that's basically the story as it stands.
And it's interesting, because I sat with this story,
and I talked to my friends about it. And it's so funny how many complicated feelings
they are in and around it. First and foremost, a thousand kudos and just like,
honestly, I admire the compassion of the Jean family. At the same time, though, I
understood why so many people were angered by that moment, because this thing
has really, you know, blown up online. People saying like they were were angry that she was getting hugs from the judge,
and they were angry that she was getting hugs from the family.
And some people, like a lot of people are fighting about this right now,
because they're like, why were they hugging her?
She murdered a man, why is she getting hugs?
And the other side is like, yes, but they're I understand what is happening in so many different
ways with how people are looking at the story.
On the one hand, you can't deny that people feel like 10 years five actually is not a lot
of time to be given for taking another human being's life, especially if you found guilty of murder.
Do you know what I mean? Like there's people in jail in America for doing far lesser crimes, you know, whether they've been, you know, charged with like drug
trafficking where they just had a certain amount of drugs and they were
assumed to be drug traffickers or, you know, people where they said it was
violent crimes and was assault, but they're spending more time in jail. And then this seems like another case of the system preferring a, tsese. t. tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the of way, who fits a certain type of narrative, 10 years, 5 years.
I get why people are angry.
I get why people also like, this is another case of like,
white women tears doing their magic,
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you know the myth is just like,
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at like stepping away from like the thing just with their tears.
You know, it'll be like, you'll be,
everyone looks at the clan.
Everyone forget that there's like wives of the clan.
Do you know what I mean? It's like, but you helped him put the sheet on every night. I thought he just liked Halloween, I'm sorry.
And that's what a lot of people feel like in these instances.
They feel like those white tears are really felt,
whereas the tears of many other people,
people of different races, people of, you know, other genders aren't felt as much.
And I think, you know, that all of it stems from the conversations
in and around race in America.
You can't avoid it.
People are looking at a story of a white woman who shot a black man
in his house, who did nothing.
It's just in his house.
And people are angry.
And I understand why so many people are angry.
Because they're like, she doesn't deserve hugs.
She deserves to lose her life the way she took a life.
And I'm not speaking for everybody.
I know maybe I'm speaking for myself and some of my friends,
but I feel like the anger actually comes from people feeling like that is the level of empathy everybody should receive in a court.
You know? Everybody should have a judge look at them like a human being.
Everybody in society should be treated with a level of compassion.
They should still be punished if they've committed a crime, but we should still look at them as human beings.
And yet, this narrative doesn't seem to be afforded to black people in America, especially by the news.
Because if you look at all the news stories about this, they do paint it's like, they go, it's a beautiful moment where she's hugged by everyone.
And so, but it's like, they don't use that same editorial when a young black child is
going to jail, you know, they don't go, this young black man who was recruited into a gang
and had no other choices, look at this poor you're a black person who commits a crime and goes to jail,
well, that's what black people do.
But if you're a white person who commits a crime and goes to jail, it's like, oh man, what a disaster story.
They tell you about the human being behind the act.
This story showed you the exact opposite example. This story thould you that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's what the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's that's that's that's that's that's doing his own thing, he got shot. They told you that he had a history with weed.
The news told you that, why?
They always tell you that this man was shot in a traffic stop.
Now he did have an assault case 10 years.
What does that have to do with this traffic stop?
You know what I mean?
What was the cop traveling through time that's what people need to understand, is that like some of the narratives that we tell
and share about what's happening in the world are so much more powerful than we actually
think they are. You think it's just on the surface, but what a lot of people are seeing
here is, is a reinforcing of an idea.
But I think the mistake we shouldn't make as people, we shouldn't necessarily jump to we want people like Amber Geiger to spend more time in jail and the most time in jail. I think what we should be
asking is for the same level of compassion and saying hey I don't want anyone
to spend excessive amounts of time in jail and so the same way a white
shooter has disarmed peacefully, the same way a white murderer can get a hug in a
courtroom and sympathy the same way a young murderer can get a hug in a courtroom and
sympathy, the same way a young shooter has spoken about as a human being because
he is white, you would hope that same level of compassion and empathy would be
applied to black people., the Supreme Court sure
does suck. We made a podcast about that.
We sure did.
There is a super majority of conservative maniacs on the Supreme Court right now, really
doing some damage.
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Please welcome Tyler, Blavin! Welcome to the day show. Thank you, thank you for having me.
This is so exciting having you on because you are truly the pioneer of elite sports gaming in terms of being a person who like,
you brought it into the mainstream.
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This is so exciting having you want to be like, the idea was like, people always be like, oh, gamersers, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th is, thier, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thri-a, thri-a, thrily, thriol-a, thi, thi, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th like, you brought it into the mainstream, you know?
Like back in the day, gamers, like the idea was like,
people always be like, oh gamers, you're in your basement
of your mom's house and you're this and you're this,
you're in your basement, and you're this,
always offended because I'm a gamer and I'll be like,
no, we play the highest paid athletes in the world, period,
in the world.
That is pretty wild.
It's pretty crazy.
I definitely didn't, you know, see this coming, really?
Just loved playing video games and love streaming, so.
What did you do the first time someone paid you for a video?
Did you think it was like like like the thi my mom actually made my dad come with me to my first tournament and like I think
it was in Columbus, Ohio because she thought, it was majorly gaming, MLG, she thought
that it was a fake company of old people who lured kids to like molest them.
Yeah, I would think the same thing.
If my kid said I'm going to get money to play video games. I'd be like, who's giving you this money? Is there a van involved?
Yeah, who's giving you this money?
But it really has blown up.
And what I found interesting is how initially there was a lot of resistance.
People were like, why are you getting money for playing a video game?
But people don't understand.
You're not just eight hours,
but it's like eight hours of like grinding and practicing what you do. It's a lot of mental
strain. I mean, imagine someone, you know, imagine like playing a really, really stressful
mind, you know, challenging game like chess for just eight hours straight.
Right. At a high level, it's difficult. It's really exhausting in a way. But, yeah, I mean, every day I did it for like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like th for like th for like th th th th th th th th th th th th th like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. the, thi. the, the, the, the, they. yeah, I mean, every day, I did it for like, honestly, eight years straight with minimal breaks.
I would say maximum.
I actually took the longest break was like one week.
Yeah, you say chess, but I mean, it's like chess, but I mean, it's like chess if your opponent was also swearing at you in the middle of the game.
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first match together, which was pretty amazing.
Yeah, it was like, this is a little tip of us.
That was pretty dope.
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And at some point we had like hundreds of kids online, like all different ages.
It's like some sound like like 19 year olds, I was like 10.
And they were just like, ninja!
They're all just dancing in the whole audio.
Yeah.
I mean, they were like, it felt like they were chasing us like you owed children money or something. Yeah, yeah. Just like screaming, like does that ever like seem normal to you?
That you've become a bona fide celebrity to many in the world and some people don't know
you when you walk down the street.
Dude, it's crazy.
I don't really, I just, you know, I'm just a gamer.
That's how I look at it.
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that blew up like that was one of the first times I feel like that that gameing
and streaming really hit like almost every single news yeah yeah yeah because
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was seven o'clock at night, and I was,
I don't even think I was streaming.
I wasn't even streaming.
I was done, I think I finished like a 12 hour stream.
I woke up at like six and I got off at six, and then I was freaking out. I passed out right away after and woke up to like just insane nukkah.
Like, my Twitter timeline was mad.
Yeah, it changed.
It changed everything.
And I think, like, we've started to see that in the rise of Ninja, you know,
you've become bigger than just gaming.
It's become an idea.
It's become a brand. You work with Adidas, you know, you have mixer, that you stream, you like, you broke the record
for the most subscribers on a streaming service like in a week.
And now you've got this book, and this is interesting.
Thank you guys.
Yeah, no, this is interesting.
This is interesting.
This is interesting.
This is interesting.
Because, when they were like, the today, the book, and I'm like, the, the, about? Like the buttons? What is... But I'm not even serious. I'm not even joking. I read the book and as a gamer, but just
as someone who's interested in what you do, I found it fascinating how you break it down.
This is like the business of gaming and it's the business of the sport. Like this is a manual,
which technically doesn't exist. Right. Is that why you wrote it? I really wanted to just give back. I mean I've been streaming like I said for a long time and every day I get asked questions
You know Tyler ninja what settings do you use? What's the best keyboard? What's the best headset? How do I get better? How do I get more? How do I? the? the's like how do I? the best? thea? the's? the's the thea. the. the ttha. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best? the best? the best? the best? the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the like in the book you talk about the myths in and around gaming you know like people mean like gaming makes the
kids violent gaming makes the kids want to shoot people but this is
something I honestly found when I was playing with you and I love that you
write about in the book as well is like the community that the community.
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Is that you, Ninja? Is that you, I think he can hear us, but he can't see?
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that community is so tightened, why do you think that group is growing at the rate that it is?
People just love playing video games together? It's a great way to connect, man, and you can
do it from the inside of your home. It's awesome. I mean, and honestly, it's just a 10-year-old, 12-year-old, you're playing with another 10-year-old
in freaking, you know, in Scotland, right?
And you're an American.
You can form a relate, like that, literally, you can't form a relationship.
Literally, you can't have that friendship.
you couldn't play with that person. I mean, dude, literally, we had 40 people were just dancing from different countries in
our lobby and we were only live for like 20 minutes.
I mean, it's just, it's a, it's insane.
So what does, so what does Ninja do now?
Because I mean, like gaming is your life, gaming is your job, gaming is your money.
Yeah.
I game like, like, to relax.
But you game for the job.
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literally don't have time off. When I get off stream, I obviously, I usually watch other streams
and I watch videos and I try to constantly always improve on MyCraft, but also I'm always, you know, theyreve and doing a bunch of stuff. So when I finally do have to have time off, I'm, I. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just time. I'm just time. I'm just time. I'm just time. I'm just time. I'm just time. I'm just to just to just to just to just time. I'm just to just to to to to to to to time I'm just time I'm just time. I'm just time. I'm just time I'm just time. I time I time I time I time I time I time I time I time I time I time I time I time I time I to to the the to to the time I to the time I the time. I the time. I'm just just just just just just just just just just just to to to to ti. I'm just ti. I'm just ti. I'm just ti. I'm just ti. I'm just just ti. I'm just ti. I just ti. I just ti. I'm just ti. I'm just ti? I'm just gonna just give me a beach, Corona, you know what I mean? I'm just checked out. Just chilling there. Solid week
to a thea. the solid week in a half. Right I love that. All the way to the beach
all the way from your mom's basement. Congratulations my man. Thank you so much.
Really good. Have you available now. It's available now and obviously you can watch and game at mixer.com slash ninja.ilot Ninja Blavens everybody. The Daily Show with Kervanoa, Ears Edition. Watch the Daily Show weeknights at 11th, 10 Central on Comedy Central,
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