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the Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Ears Edition. What's going on, people?
Welcome to the Danish show, I'm Trevor Noah.
Thank you so much, take a seat.
Welcome to it, thank you for tuning in.
My guest tonight has a new CNN series about sex and love.
Christiane, I'm on pause joining us everybody.
I'm on pause this conversation. But first up, if you're worried because you left DNA at a crime scene, this news may
brighten up your day.
Twin astronauts Mark and Scott Kelly, their DNA identical for their entire lives, until
that is, one of them spent nearly a year in space.
The Kelly brothers were studied to determine the effects of long-term space
travel during and after Scott's time on the International Space Station.
This morning, the first results from that groundbreaking study revealing that 7% of Scott Kelly's genes did not return to normal following his return to Earth two years ago, suggesting that now the identical twins are no longer completely identical.
According to NASA, Scott's 340 days in orbit may have activated what scientists are now
calling space genes.
Like when did scientists become so lazy about naming things?
Space genes?
Imagine if that happened back in the day.
Sir, what should we call those objects in the sky?
Solar flares?
Nah, let's just go with sunfarts.
Think about it.
This astronaut now has different DNA, which means, Let's just go with sunfarts. Think about it.
This astronaut now has different DNA, which means his 23 and me results are going
to be totally thrown off.
You're like, guys, you won't believe this. I'm part Jamaican.
Iary, this man, shit's got me out of shimmy, cocoa puffs.
Like are we sure that their mom didn't do this whole experiment just to cover up a secret affair?
You know, just be like, that's right, boys.
Your DNA is different because of space.
And definitely not because Ron the Mailman once took me to heaven.
But let's move on.
I don't know about you guys.
But watching those kids marching yesterday against gun violence was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Didn't you guys think that was amazing?
That was pretty cool.
But, what was even more amazing was watching all the short-circuiting that happened on Fox
News?
For instance, prime time anchor and guy who looks like he just walked in on his grandparents'
boning, Tucker Carson, His angle was next level.
If they're too young to buy guns,
why should they be making my gun loss?
Why should people who don't have the right to buy guns
have the right to make my gun laws?
It's a simple question.
What's the question?
They're not, they're not making your gun laws.
They're influencing of 18. Wow.
Wow. Now American kids aren't even citizens. So I guess in Tucker's mind, you're Mexican
until you turn 18. Is that how it works? And then you smash your pina and social security
numbers fall out. And secondly, get the fuck out of here, man. If kids are old enough to be
shot, they're old enough to have an opinion about being shot.
Okay?
It's not like a school shooter walks in and asks the kid for ID.
Come on.
But let's move on from Fox to Fox's target demographic.
This week, President Trump shocked America by firing Secretary of State and Human T-Bone Stake Rex Tillison.
But Tillerson may have been just the first casualty in a much bigger White House purge.
So far, more than 20 senior administration staffers have either been fired, resigned, or reassigned.
And there's talk of more changes.
The purge could take down a chief of staff, a national security advisor and up to
three cabinet secretaries. What ultimately happens depends on th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tttttttel, tel, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but tel, but tel, but tel, but, but, but tel, but tel, but tel, but, but tel, but t, t, t, t, t, t, tel, t, tel, tel, tel, thes, telli, telli, telli, telli, telli, telli. And, telliolioli. And, telli. And, telli. And, telli. And, telli, telli, a national security advisor, and up to three cabinet secretaries.
What ultimately happens depends on President Trump's volatile mood and available, willing
replacements.
Okay, first of all, we all notice the extra from get out in the back, right?
Yeah?
Okay, just checking.
I was like, uh...
But yes, real life Trump has now fired more people than reality TV Trump.
And he might just be getting started.
Eventually the only person left for Trump to fire will be himself.
It's like, I'm sorry it came down to this backward Donald, but I have to let you go.
You're fired. You're fired.
I'm fired. You're fired.
Get out of the way.
Okay, you get it.
No, wait, you go, you go that, and then, ah.
But Trump isn't just firing people.
He's also hiring.
And after Gary Cohn resigned as Trump's chief economic advisor,
to help find a replacement, the president turned to his most trusted confidant,
the TV TV the job. Breaking news tonight, the White House confirming that President Trump has picked cable
TV host Larry Cudlow as his next top economic advisor.
Cudlow replaces Gary Cohn who resigned over the president's decision to enact new tariffs.
That's right.
CnBC host Larry Cudlow is Trump's new chief economic advisor, which shouldn't come as
a surprise.
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Basically, if Trump sees you on TV,
there's a really good chance that he'll hire you.
Yeah.
By the time his term is done, his attorney general
is just going to be Judge Judy,
and his housing secretary will be Bob the Builder,
which is ridiculous, but somehow still less ridiculous than Ben Carson. And since Larry Cudlow will be guiding America's
economic fate, we thought let's get to know him in another installment of profiles in
tremendousness. I have the most dedicated people and the best people. Meet Larry Cudlow, the
new chief economic advisor. He's worked on Wall Street, the Federallow, the new chief economic advisor.
He's worked on Wall Street, the Federal Reserve, the budget office, and for the past 16 years,
he's been the face of CNBC.
So this guy has lived money his whole life, and it shows.
I mean, he looks like a used Mercedes salesman.
But aside from being on TV, he has another key qualification for the Trump White House.
He has a master's degree from the University of Obama bashing.
Call it Obama's war on business.
It's bad to the bone.
Obama's the guy who has no leadership, no hands-on management.
He looks completely inept.
Are President Obama's little green go-carts, the end of freedom?
I want big cars, I want SUVs.
Here's the picture that bugged the hell out of me.
I mean, it really pissed me off all weekend.
President Obama, given a warm handshake to Venezuela dictator Hugo Chavez.
Look at that.
Kind of a boys in the hood handshake.
Kind of a boy's in the hood handshake.
Yeah, I'll be honest.
I never understood this obsession with how Obama greeted people.
Like, so what? Black people have a different hands. Get over it.
Like, when white people shake hands, black people don't go,
oh, what is this bizarre Frazier fist bump you're doing?
Oh.
So, Trump and Kudlow share hating Obama.
But they also have another thing in common.
They love money more than anything. In fact, this was Kudlow's reaction, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho's tho's tho's tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, black, black, black tho, tho, black tho, black tho, black tho, black tho, black tho, black tho, black tho, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, black, black, black, tho, black, tho, tho, black, tho, tho, th love money more than anything. In fact, this was Cudlow's reaction after a thousand people died in a Japanese earthquake.
The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that.
And the human toll is a tragedy. We know that.
Yeah, we can be grateful for that. Thank God the money was safe. I thought we'd have to hold a telethon to raise money for the money.
So as a personality, I guess you can see why Trump is going with Cudlow. But what about
his skills? As Trump's economic advisor, Cutlow will be responsible for assessing the economy
and advising the president on what to do. But given his track record, Cudlow might
not be the best choice. For instance, in the mid-2000s, when many economists were warning about the impending housing
market collapse, listen to how Trump's guy responds.
Everyone who buys a house now in New York or Miami or in San Diego assumes that the price
will just keep going up and up and up, and that's what you call a bubble, because
it doesn't happen.
I just feel, look, I have a different take on this. I think the housing boom is a tremendous plus.
For middle-income people, for low-income people,
you're not going to have a housing bubble go bust
when the unemployment rate is low
and the economy is growing at 3, 4%.
Okay, now you see, it's a little funny that he interrupts someone to be that wrong. Like, I bet there was a guy like him before every major event in history.
Just like, sir, the Titanic looks like it's going to, I have a different take on this.
I think boats break ice, not the other way around.
I think our neighbor, Charles Manson, seems a little dangerous, and we should,
I have a different take on this. He's just hangry. We should invite him over for dinner.
Now, if you want to be nice to Cadlow,
there were people who missed the housing bubble that led to the great recession.
You know, it's like he didn't see the warning signs that a tsunami was about to hit.
But it takes a special kind of person to be in the tsunami and deny that it's happening at all. I am declaring the recession debate is over.
No recession out there.
Nada, not happening.
There ain't no recession.
That's the theme of this show.
Subject closed as far as I'm concerned.
Okay, like, that's like the tsunami was forming,
the tides pulling out,
because the no recession, don't stress, no recession. Like, it's almost like the tsunami was forming, the tides pulling out, and
Cudlow's on the beach screaming, there's no tsunami, folks.
Sometimes the waves just go back into the ocean to visit their parents.
Come on.
But be that as it may, he is now Trump's new economic advisor. So we wish Larry Cudlow, thu luck, assuming he hasn't already been fired.
We'll be right back.
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Welcome back to the Daily Show. to the new series, Sex and Love Around the World. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to th. th. to to to to th. to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the the the, the the the the thea.a.a. the thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the, tonight is CNN's chief international correspondent and host of the new series,
Sex and Love Around the World.
Christian Almanpour.
Welcome back to the show.
Thank you.
It's always good to have you here, popping in, I'm going to unbutton like you, so.
Oh, this is...
Welcome back to the show.
Thank you. It's always good to the show.
It's always good to have you here.
I'm going to unbutton like you.
Oh, this is, oh, we can, you can do whatever.
You always look stylish.
Popping in from the UK here for a little bit.
This is interesting because every time I see you, we talk about the news.
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Robert Mueller subpoenaing Trump's business.
The whole organization.
The whole organization.
We focus on any documents to deal with Russia business.
So let me ask this.
What happens if Mueller just finds that it's money?
Does he walk away?
I don't know. I don't think so. Everybody's saying follow the money. Follow the money. Except Trump, he's like don't follow the money.
Nothing to see here. Well I did like your wonderful profile of his new chief
economic advisor. He's a fascinating man. There's no Cudlow? My favorite is the, there's no
bubble, there's no recession, there's no crisis. I feel like that's what I try. Let's hope he's not the new North Korea negotiator.
Let's talk about the new nukes, there's nothing.
Let's talk about the series, because this is different and this is interesting.
I feel like this is you doing a passion project.
It is. Steping out of the news and going, I want to focus on sex and life.
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I can understand that.
So you can understand that.
And I just was really fortunate to have come up with this idea,
to have basically persuaded that this was
a great conversation to have. And you can see I'm a little bit awkward as it starts. There
I am at a table saying, so how sex? You know, I mean, it's not the most profound question.
However, it's very much fun. This whole series in all the different cities around
the world is a lot of fun. And importantly, again, relative to one of your previous segments
just now, these women are not shafted, so to speak.
These women are not victims.
These are the women who I found around the world in all these cities,
even with restrictive norms around women, their lives,
who are actually trying to change the dynamic and want to take their own
happiness into their hands and don't want to live their mother's lives where everything was arranged,
marriage was arranged, you know, they had to do everything according to the family
or according to the man.
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is that it really is a celebration of women
we, th go to different cities, you speak to different women. One thing that
really fascinated me was when you spoke about going to a war zone, going to a
war zone and speaking to wives and lovers and saying how do you maintain
your love and your sex in the midst of a war, because you don't think
of that. I know. We see something happening in Syria, we forget that somebody's smashing. Exactly. That is what actually inspired me to do the series, that very question about those very people.
Because all my career I have done extreme reporting in extreme conditions.
So I've watched the human condition in the most extreme circumstances.
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There is another side to the coin of the human condition.
And that side is happiness,
it's love, it's intimacy, it's sex.
It's how do women, especially in these parts of the world, actually express their most basic
needs?
How do they ask for what is their right?
Why do we all have the right to pursuit of happiness and fulfillment and all the rest of it?
And they don't.
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you just saw a clip from and at the end of this program at this episode we have
this fabulous couple who want to buck this system and buck this trend and
they've created this thing called the adoring husband society where
regularly the husband has to go and stand and shout and bellow I love you
to their wives. And do you know what it works? That's what they have to do? Yes!
As well as other things. Wait so you start by doing now. So they just you just you
walk out and then you're like, I love you! Yes! I love you! Yes! on this show again.
Sex and Love Around the World premiere March 17th at 10pm on CNN.
Christian Armand 4, everybody.
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