The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Prove Me Wrong - Thanksgiving Edition

Episode Date: November 22, 2021

Ronny Chieng challenges strangers on the street to debate whether or not Thanksgiving is the worst holiday, the need for buckles on shoes and the superiority of pumpkin pie. Learn more about your ad-...choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:02 Oh. It's all grateful. It already sounds terrible. But it's fun peeling vegetables with family. Family. We do together. We're peeling vegetables? That's a big argument. It's not the worst holiday because Columbus Day is a holiday. So there are worse.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Wait, so you actually genuinely have a good time at Thanksgiving? I do have a great time. Just how much weeds the thankskahah through it? It depends how much extended family is there. So what is the worst holiday? I have to say, and God forgive me, I'm Irish, but St. Patrick's Day can be really brutal in the city. St. Patrick's Day is amazing. Because on Thanksgiving, people get mad if you get blackout drunk.
Starting point is 00:02:38 You got to travel, which is terrible. Well, okay. Haven, the the the they they they they tha tha tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom's thi, thoom's thoom's tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thaa, thauol holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday holiday is tha, tha, tha, tha, thaa, tha, thaa, thaa, thaa, thaa, thahia's is tha. thah! thah! thauu. today's today's today's today's today's today's today's today's holiday today's today's holiday today's holidays today's holidays holiday. today's todthis is true. Well, okay. Haven't you heard of zoom? Oh man, after two years of zooming nonstop, I would love to zoom on my day off with my family. That sounds amazing. It's supposed to be one peaceful day about being thankful, you know, being thankful for like your family. Did you? Did you?
Starting point is 00:02:57 Did you? Did you? Yo, this is starting to feel a little bit like therapy. Okay, so just so you know I'm not paying you for this. All shoes should have buckles, prove me wrong. I think shoes should just, you know, not their tasks or le. Well, let's look at what the fuck, Pilgrims got a lot of stuff wrong. Genocide, not great. Turkey, you could pick a better animal to eat. But buckles, dude, they nailed it.
Starting point is 00:03:32 First time, boom. Okay, buckles aren't appropriate for every occasion. Like what? If you're gonna hit the beach, you gotta pop on some flip-flops. Pilgrooms landed on a beach-flop. Sograms landed on the beach with buckles. But don't you want your feet to like breathe, be open? I don't need people's feet to breathe. I'm not Quentin Tarantino.
Starting point is 00:03:51 They'll make shoes more expensive. Sure, but isn't part of the appeal of footwear that they're expensive as fuck. That's Nike built a goddamn empire based on that. But speaking of Nike, a lot of shoes they sell they cro Shaps, not buckles. Yeah. I feel like that's more convenient. If you're a goddamn child, then yeah, get some get some Velcro. But if you're an adult, put on a buckle, like an adult. Pumpkin Pie should replace apple as a year-round pie. Pumpkin pie has no taste. What the f-h-It's got no taste, dude. thahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahs, it's got thahs, it's like, thtape, thtape, thia. thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, but thi, but thi, but thi, but thi, but thi, but thi, but th, but th, pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu, but th, but th, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th. th. th. thp, thp, thp, thp-p-p-a, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. What the fuck? Have you never eaten? It's got no taste dude. What? It's a squash. Okay, first of all, that's racist. If you think it taste better, then wouldn't that make it more special to only eat it once a year? This is America. When you like something, you do it every day until you get sick of it. And then you do it some more. Technically with hedonic adaptation, if you do it less often often often thapapapap often th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. theee. the. theeee. theeee. the. theeeeee. theeeee. that's the. the you get to experience the full pleasure of it.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Oh man, I feel like I just ate some turkey. Okay, Mr. Pilgrim, first of all, when you go to mom's house, you don't sit down and she give you a pumpkin pie. She gives you a slice of apple pie. You tell me why you would mess with America and you mess with mom. Hey, you talk about mom's, I'm trying to to to help moms here. It's way easier to make pumpkin pie and an apple pie. Just open a can and done that shit. That's what you do, look at that. You desecrating a mother again, opening cans. Those are the second rape moms.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Wow, now you're hating moms. No, I'm not hating my action. This person hates moms. This person hates mom. This person hates. would recommend that you must be a dad. Hey, that's never been proven in court. Apple has more variety. Like you can play around with it. You know, pumpkins just aren't as varied, so you get sick of it sooner. That's also an argument in favor of how complicated apple pies are.
Starting point is 00:05:34 You have to like pick an apple. There's like 50 different varieties. You have to pick a pumpkin too. No, there's the pumpkin too. There's no red delicious pumpkin? Cabocha! What? Cabocha! Japanese pumpkins? No, that's a squash. Stop trying to take away my pumpkin pie. I don't have squash pie. On pumpkin pie?
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah. You're instigating the crowd now. People getting mad at you. Because you're wrong. You're wrong. I have psychology on my school? You're wrong. Union Square about this right now. Pumpkin, pumpkin. When your kid comes home for school or whatever, then you say, oh, a pumpkin a day keeps the doctor away.
Starting point is 00:06:08 No, that's stupid. That's just stupid. You can't do that. You give him an apple. Yeah, but I don't give my kid apple pie to make him live longer. Nobody likes pumpkin pie. It doesn't make you feel good. It doesn't make you you you th make you th make you th make you tha thome. It doesn't make you thome. thome. thome. thuuu. thu. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's tome. It's tome. It's tome. It's tome. It's just just just just just just just tome. tome. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. tod you. It's just a piece of crap. Well, that's why they can only have it once a year. Well, I guess you win, and so you know what that means?
Starting point is 00:06:31 I get the hat too? Yeah. Be careful you wish for. Lots of dumb people come here and argue it. Watch the Daily Show, Week Nights at 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount Plus. When 60 Minutes premiered in September 1968, there was nothing like it. This is 60 Minutes. It's a kind of a magazine for television.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Very few have been given access to the treasures in our archives. But that's all about to change. Like none of this stuff gets looked at. That's what's incredible. I'm Seth Done of CBS News. Listen to 60 Minutes, a second look, starting September 17th, wherever you get your podcasts. This has been a Comedy Central Podcast.

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