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private island all tested negative multiple times. Hash tag wear a mask. Then a a dude was trying to fly into my house with a bunch. A bunch. A bunch. A bunch., and I gave Nancy Pelosi a blowout, but don't tell anyone she'll get in trouble.
And the best part of all is I had great seats at the U.S. Open, and Novak Joachovic even
gave me the matchball.
Ha!
I can still feel it.
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Ears Edition. Let's kick things off in California,
the only state where Botox is considered an essential service.
This year's wildfire season has been one of the worst in history,
with dozens of fires burning a record 2 million acres.
And now we're finding out that one of this weekend's biggest blazers
started in one of the dumbest ways possible. Crews continue battling dozens of raging wildfires in California.
Officials say one of the fires, the El Dorado and San Bernardino County,
started after pyrotechnics were used at a gender-reveal party.
Flames have scorched nearly 10,000 acres since Saturday.
Fire officials say the blaze was only 7% contained as of late
last night. No word if any charges will be filed related to this fire. Okay people. I've said
it before and I'll say it again. These gender reveal party have gone too far. Ten thousand acres
have burned. And it's not even the first time this kind of thing has happened. I mean, at this point, Gender Reveal Party is now one of the most dangerous terrorist organizations.
It's ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Taylor Swift fans, and Gender Reveal Parties.
Not in that order, calm down Swifties.
But guys, this has to stop. Or at least, if you insist on a gender reveal,
you should do something that helps the situation. The water's pink! It's a girl! And aside from all the damage
it can cause, celebrating a baby's genitalia is starting to feel very outdated. Like given
everything we're learning about gender, gender reveal parties should only happen when the child
is old enough to know their actual gender and to pitch in some cash for the fire damage. And honestly,
I don't even know why we need gender reveal parties.
You know what we do need, though, race revealed parties.
A bombshell confession from an African-American history professor
at George Washington University who claims ties to the Bronx.
Jessica Kruve revealed in a blog post that she is a white Jewish woman who has been
pretending to be black for years.
She feigned being black and Latina.
Now a white woman is saying that she is canceling herself, revealing decades of deception.
Crew has been teaching African culture and history at the school since 2012, often posting
as Puerto Rican.
The 38-year-old born to white parents and raised in suburban Kansas is seen here addressing the
New York City Council in June. Thank you much power to all my siblings who were standing up, my black and brown siblings.
Crew is apologizing and says her whole life has been based on a lie.
Okay, first of all, you can't say your life was based on a lie.
Luke, I am your father. When you're the li, that's not how it works. Your life is only based on a lie. Luke, I am your father. No, that. That that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. That th. That th. That th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. th. th. th. th. th. thi is thi thi is thi is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the is the is thee is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. th. the you the lie. P. Luke, I am your father.
No, my life was based on a lie.
That's how you use it.
What's also crazy about the story is that unlike racial dolezal, who fought like hell
to hang on to her black card, Jessica Krug just came out and canceled her harder
than than anybody could cancel her.
She's like, I'm scum of the earth, I'm a leech, you need to cancel me.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
I did not know you could self-cancel.
I mean, in a way, she's making history,
which I can't wait to celebrate
during not actually black.
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I mean, all of a sudden, she has to learn all the lyrics to Sweet Caroline.
She's gonna have to pretend to enjoy farmers markets.
And she has to drive an old car, even though she can't afford a brand new one.
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upstate New York.
Protests in Rochester were peaceful last night.
Protesters marched to the steps of City Hall, where they announced their demands,
including the firing and prosecution of the officers involved in the death of Daniel Prude, plus the resignation of the mayor and the police chief there............. And their, their, their, the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thee, the, the, the, the, thee, thee, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, the officers involved in the death of Daniel Prude plus the resignation of the mayor and the police chief there. The peaceful
demonstration followed days of highly charged clashes between protesters which
began with the release on Wednesday of body camera footage from Prud's
arrest. The footage from the March 23rd encounter showed him placed in a
spit hood on the ground because officers believed he had COVID. He went
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Several restaurants on the East End closed this weekend after dealing with damage
from protesters, but the owners say they stand with those who are standing against injustice.
If you don't give us our shit, if you don't give us our shit.
We should sit down.
Okay guys, no. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry, but no, no, I'm sorry, but no.
I'm all for the Black Lives Matter movement and fighting against systemic racism and police brutality,
but it's not acceptable to storm a restaurant and just flip over tables.
First, you introduce yourself.
Hi, my name is Sean, and I'll be a protester this evening. Then you flip over the tables, manners people.
Now look, jokes aside,
we are living through one of the most stressful times in modern history.
Right?
And in order to have any honest conversation, we have to acknowledge everything that's happening.
You have a pandemic with people losing their jobs and people losing their lives.
On top of all of that, you have a nation that has been inundated with images of police
brutality day in and day out. People who are experiencing it all the time. Here's what I think.
I think sometimes in society, people get more focused on the symptoms than the cause.
Because right now everyone's talking about what's the right way to protest. What is the right way to protest? I think the real question people should be asking is, why does they need to be a protest
in the first place?
Because if I had a magic wand, I wouldn't be trying to fix protest.
Yeah, I'd use it to get the police to stop brutalizing black people.
That's why 'd do if I had the magic. Well, I mean, first I'd make Apple stick with one type of plug,
then I'd make the police stop brutalizing black people.
Because sometimes I think I got the plug, then it's the small one,
then they went from the big one to the small,
and they changed the thing, then I'm like, you know what I mean.
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The founder of Jelly Belly is taking a page out of Charlie
and the chocolate factory with his own Willie Wonka
S' Golden Ticket hunt.
David Klein says he is hiding necklaces with coated golden tags across the country.
Most winners will get $5,000 each,
but the big winner gets the key
to their very own candy factory.
I don't know about this story.
This dude is just giving away a candy factory?
Something seems fishy to me.
He's probably gonna hand over the keys and be like,
the factory's all yours, kid.
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And another thing, why do we still act like Willy Wonka was a fun dude?
How many kids died in his factory?
If you think about it, Rilie Wanker was just basically jigsaw in a top hat.
Yeah.
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Germany? I don't know, this song is so catchy. All right, we're going to take a
quick break, but when we come back, we'll tell you why Trump and Russia are both
pushing corona vaccines a little too hard. Don't go away. When 60 Minutes premiered in September 1968, there was nothing like it.
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Believe it or not, it has now been nine months since the coronavirus was first unleashed
into the world by George Soros from a reverse-engineered dinosaur DNA.
It's not that? Well, that's what I read on Facebook.
Anyway, let's catch up on where the pandemic stands now in our ongoing segment, the pandemic.
Are you sure it wasn't DNA?
As of today, the United States has had more than 6.3 million confirmed cases of COVID-19.
And while transmission rates have declined from their peak in July,
there are still new hotspots popping up all over the country,
most recently on newly reopened college campuses.
Across the country, more universities temporarily switching to virtual learning,
with only some students staying on campus, as college towns around the
country are quickly becoming epicenters for the virus. In Georgia, Mississippi, and
Utah, thousands of students and hundreds of teachers have recently been asked
to quarantine. Many universities are taking drastic action to ensure that
students, teachers and staff that they're safe all along the way. And one of the
harshest punishments imposed to date, 11 first year students at
Boston's Northeastern University were dismissed and declined a refund for their $36,000
plus dollar tuition after crowding together in a hotel room.
That's right.
Some schools are kicking out students for partying, but keeping their tuition.
Which is insane.
I mean if you waste 36 grand on college,
you should at least leave with a communications degree.
And I do hope colleges get all these outbreaks
under control soon, because going to college remotely
is just not the same.
There's so many things about the college experience
that only work if you're there in person.
I mean, imagine trying to do a fret hazing on Zoom.
Now grab your bottle of hot sauce from your fridge and chug it!
Oh, I don't have hot sauce, but I have apricot, LaCroix.
I can chug that.
Yeah, you're damn right, you'll chug it.
Get ready to fill refreshed, bitch.
Anyway, if you're a high school senior right now, there is only one thing you should be looking for when applying to colleges. Find out which schools avoided coronavirus outbreaks and do not apply there.
Most people do not know how to party.
So this is just one more reason that we really can't have a vaccine soon enough.
But another problem is that we also can't get one too soon.
Latest as CBS News poll finds the majority of Americans are skeptical about a vaccine.
65% say if one became available this year, they'd consider it rushed.
And 58% say they would consider getting one, but wait to see what happens.
Pamela Harris was asked if she would trust a Trump administration vaccine.
It would have to be a credible source of information that talks about the efficacy
and the reliability of whatever he's talking about.
I will not take his word for it.
He wants us to inject bleach.
No, I will not take his word.
Look, I get why people are skeptical.
There are a lot of things where I'll take Trump's recommendation.
How to write an NDA, how to do the smooth the smooth a smooth a smooth a smooth smooth the smooth the smooth the smooth the ss the ss the ss the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyse take Trump's recommendation, how to write an NDA,
how to do the smooth criminal lead, whether a set of stairs are too slippery.
But vaccines is not one of his areas of expertise.
You don't want Trump involved in this deal.
It's like going on Shark Tank and getting an offer from Robert.
Yeah, you're just going to be like, any other offers?
Mark, Laurie?
You know what, I'm good guys, I'm just going to go bankrupt.
Thanks, thanks though, Robert, thanks for that.
Either way, it's cute how people think it'll be up to them, whether they get Trump's
vaccine.
Guys, it's going to be up to Trump.
And knowing him, he's going to turn it into a quid pro quo.
I'll give you one shot for one piece of dirt on Joe Biden. What do you say? What do you say?
And let's be honest.
This skepticism isn't just coming out of nowhere.
President Trump has given people pretty good reasons to think that his timeline
might not be based strictly on the science.
During a Labor Day news conference that sounded more like a rally from the White House grounds,
President Trump was all but giving away his own October surprise,
suggesting there will be a coronavirus vaccine ready by Election Day.
You could have a very big surprise coming up.
So we're going to have a vaccine very soon, maybe even before a very special date.
You know what date I'm talking about?
Why is he talking about election day?
Like it's a weird sex innuendo.
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Just put it right in.
I mean, obviously we know what date he's talking about.
What other date would Trump possibly remember besides Election Day?
His kids' birthdays, his anniversary, a date from a history book?
To question, he doesn't know any of those things.
But this is why people are skeptical. Trump keeps talking about this vaccine as if the vaccine, the vaccine, the vaccine, the vaccine, the vaccine, the vaccine, the vaccine, the vaccine, the vaccine, the vaccine, the the vaccine, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi, thi, thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. He doesn't know any of those things. But this is why people are skeptical. Trump keeps talking about this vaccine as if the
goal is to get it out before election day. And any normal president would at least pretend
that the vaccine will be released based on science. But Trump doesn't even
pretend. Guys got the worst poker face in the world, which is why he would probably be the best and worst person to play poker with.
Yeah, you'd always know when he was bluffing, so you'd probably beat him, but then there'd
also be no point because he'd never pay up.
Not to mention he'd draw boobs on all the queen cards.
So with Trump making everybody nervous, the the race to produce a coronavirus vaccine and something very unprecedented,
some of the country's most well-known drug makers now presenting a united front, saying
they will not rush out a vaccine without proper testing and approval.
These are some of the biggest pharmaceutical companies in the world.
They are typically fierce competitors, but they are coming together with what they have called an historic pledge to try to shore up public confidence in a possible COVID-19 vaccine.
The CEOs of nine pharmaceutical companies, including AstraZanica, Johnson & Johnson and Pfizer,
say they will commit to high ethical standards and sound scientific principles as they work toward developing a vaccine.
The statement includes a pledge to always make the safety and well-being of vaccinated individuals
our top priority.
Yes, people are so skeptical about this vaccine that the drug companies had to come out and pledge that they're not going to rush things.
That's how bad Trump is. He's managed to make big farmer turn into the good guys.
And that's saying something.
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AstraZeneca and Merck had to settle fraud claims by Medicare and Medicaid.
Sinoffi overcharged the veteran affairs department.
GlaxoSmithKline hid safety data from the FDA.
Pfizer has that unnecessary P in it.
I mean, that's unethical as shit. If I see a P followed by an F, that better be followed by a Changs, otherwise I'm out. The point is, it is so important for people
to trust that any vaccine that comes out is safe and effective before it is distributed.
Because if a government rushes one out for political purposes, you get, well, something like
what's happening in Russia right now. Russia's health ministry says the first batch of its so-called Sputnik 5 coronavirus vaccine has been produced for use in the general population.
Health officials outside Russia, however, have raised concerns that the shot was approved even before clinical testing had finished last week.
It's still unproven it still hasn't finished at human ttrials and as we found it's still widely distrusted.
It's been made available to key frontline workers like doctors and teachers,
but few, if any, of those Russian teachers have actually taken up the vaccination offer.
Today it is obvious for our scientists that this vaccine forms stable immune resistance. Antibodies appear in the blood, just like in the case of my daughter this this this this this this this this this thustusted thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it is still thi, it is still thi, it, it, it, it is still for our scientists that this vaccine forms stable immune resistance.
Antibodies appear in the blood, just like in the case of my daughter.
And it is harmless.
My daughter feels well.
Yeah, guys, of course, Putin's daughter feels well.
She knows the consequences if she doesn't.
Hey, maybe we don't need a vaccine at all.
We just need Putin to go around issuing veiled threats to anyone who thinks they've got COVID.
So do you have Corona?
No, I feel great, Mr. President.
All right, we have to take a quick break, but when we come back, I'll be talking to the one and only,
Malcolm Gladwell.
Stick around.
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wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome back to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
So earlier today, I spoke with one of my favorite authors and a best-selling author,
Malcolm Gladwell. We talked about his podcast, revisionist history, and how you can teach yourself to think
the way you don't think.
Check it out.
Malcolm Gladwell, welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
Thank you.
I'm very flattered to be on it.
I'm honored to have you here because I said this to you before, but I'll say it to you again while people are watching so there's witnesses. You are one of the people who has taught me to always question
what I think I know about the world. And you're an expert in doing that in your books. You know, you,
you create and tell stories about things that are seemingly unconnected and then by the end of the story or by the end of the book we start to realize realize, to realize, to realize, to realize, to realize, to realize, th, to realize, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, the, th, the, th, the, the, th, the, the, th, th. And, the, the, the, thi, the, thi, the, the, the, thi, thi, the, thi, the, and, the, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, th............... And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thr-I. And, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, thr-I. And, thr-I. And, the the, the, the, the, the, the end of the story or by the end of the book, we start to realize how everything is connected or how everything affects something else in a way that we never thought possible.
Your podcast does that as well.
And one of my favorite episodes in the podcast is where you talk about elections.
And what was really mind-blowing for me was getting to a place where I realized as human
beings we are horrible at predicting who is going to be a good leader. And so I found myself at the end of that episode of the podcast going like,
wow, maybe elections should be lotteries.
Maybe we should have no elections, no money being spent,
no people campaigning, just a lottery system of all the people who want to run should run.
Do you still stick by that, though? Is that something that you believe in when you look at elections? The cues we use to predict who's going to be a good leader are faulty.
Do I think that should be true of a presidential campaign?
No.
But I do think there is a way to restructure our elections, where we do cast the net a lot
wider, and maybe at a local level we should go with lotteries as a way of picking
who our leaders should be. I think there's something to that. Right now, America's going through
a really, really tough time. I think it's exacerbated by coronavirus. The George Floyd protests have now
swelled into a nationwide movement where people in the country are saying we want to see change
predominantly within the police force. For those who thinks they have th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that is that is that, that, thate thateeeeeeeeat to toooooooooooooooi. thateeeeeat. thateee. the. the. we want to see change predominantly within the police force. For those who think they have an idea of police, police reform,
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Well, my question would be, we've done a very good job, I think, in the last couple of months,
focusing on what reform of police behavior in this country looks like. Now I think it's time for us to turn the attention on ourselves. What are the kinds of things we can do,
non-police officers can do, to make the job of policing better in this country.
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We make the police in this country deal with things like mental illness and homelessness.
Why?
Because we have radically underfunded the social support mechanisms for those two social problems.
The cops get that job by default.
It's a really hard job.
They're not trained to do it, and they don't want to do it, right?
And so what we're doing is we've taken a group of people who already have an insanely difficult job.
We've made it a lot harder.
Why? Because we're too cheap and we're too unfeeling and we're too lazy to build adequate support systems for people who are very much in need in our country. So there's a case where I think stage two
is time for people like me and you and all of us
to stand up and say, okay, I am willing
to support greater funding for homeless services
for the mentally ill in order to improve the quality of policing in this country,
among other reasons, right?
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they would be much more willing to embrace reforms,
because they would say, you know what,
we're all in this together.
It's a very different place to start a reform conversation,
than a conversation that's all about,
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that I have is around protest.
In America right now, there's an interesting conundrum.
People go, what is the correct way to protest?
And although I'm distilling it down, there, you know, put anybody out of their way.
Another school of thought is no, the very definition of protest is that it is
meant to make society itself uncomfortable and, you know, not be able to
live its life as if everything is normal. And I think to myself,
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In all your studies and in the work that you look at and in the ideas, have you come
across anything?
Or do you even think the mind of Malcolm Gladwell can go, like, there is a definitive answer?
Or is this something that I would be the appropriate person to ask, I would say
actually you are, you're South African, the best contemporary example of how to handle
a successful protest reform movement.
Last 25 years is Nelson Mandela, right?
And what does Mandela have in common with other successful historical examples,
Martin Luther King, we could make a list, Gandy, that they are, their protest is purposeful and disciplined.
What I would like to see from the protests that we have now is that same discipline and purposefulness.
I think we have it in large part,
but there are times when it doesn't seem to be out of those things.
When a bunch of people get out of control
and just start breaking windows,
then I say, I don't really know what that is achieving. When I see people, those kinds of protests that were in New York are in major cities where,
you know, tens of thousands of people would march purposefully and peacefully with one voice,
demonstrating the world that this is not some minor niche group in society that's upset.
This is everyone.
That, to my mind, I had a number of people who studied police reform very closely
to say to me that that had tremendous impact
in moving and getting people like Congress
to take police reform seriously.
So that was, that's one side of my brain.
There is another argument though,
and that is that without that side of the protests, they wouldn't have been seen as the reasonable
person to deal with the reasonable, you know, you know what I mean? People say
Martin Luther King Jr. needed Malcolm as much as the other needed the other.
That's the puzzle I'm playing with in my head as I go like, is it, is it the
peaceful protest that works or is it the fact that the peaceful protest is
seen as peaceful relative to another protest? You get what I'm saying?
So for instance, Colin Kappenik was protesting peacefully.
He was met with the utmost resistance that anyone could be met with.
And I'm sure now if he kneeled, people will say, well, that's a much better way to protest
than breaking a window.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do think there's something to what you're saying. I would only add to, to my mind, there is an immediate existential threat to all of this,
which is the possibility that Trump gets re-elected.
And all I care about right now is that we get through this election intact.
You know, that an awful lot of what we're seeing that is malignant and pathological
in America right now is simply a result of this guy in the White House. So, you know, my fear,
I don't know whether it's a legit fear or not, but part of me worries that the
more violent kinds of protests have the effect of aiding Trump's re-election.
Before I let you go, you have done a lot of work looking at the way human beings see
each other, the way human beings interact with each other, and how that can define progress
or a stagnant society.
Is there a better way for us to communicate, specifically I should say, with people we
don't agree with?
And I'm not talking about Nazis.
I'm just talking about people who we just have like some, you know, political disagreements with. And I'm talking about Nazis. I'm just talking about people who we just have like some, some, you know, political disagreements with.
We need to find a way to communicate, to understand the complexity of the people we're
talking to. So you and I could come, could make a list of all of our identities.
You know, you are a South African, you are biracial, you are a comedian, you are a successful author.
And you and I may have profound disagreements along one of those lines, but we may agree
on six of them.
And I feel like what's happened in our society now is, you know, you'll talk to someone
who loves Trump and you'll assume that's the most important dimension in their life and that the difference between you and that person politically is irrevocable.
There's no way you can bridge that gap.
But then if you talk to them for a little bit longer, you would discover, you know,
they're a massive basketball fan and so are you.
And I think a lot of times those other identities are a lot more important than the ones we
spend all of our time obsessing over.
I think it's time for us to start looking for ways to find common ground with people and
getting beyond the most kind of obvious and salient of their identities.
I could talk to you for hours, but luckily I've got the podcast for that.
I've got the books. Thank you for taking the time. Congratulations on another wonderful podcast season and I hope we'll be seeing many more.
Thank you, Trevor.
Thank you so much again, Malcolm.
When we come back, I'll be talking to one of the stars of New Girl about his brand
new show.
That's right.
Laun Morris.
thriii. Welcome back to the Daily Social Distancing Show. So earlier today, I spoke with the actor and comedian Lamourne Morris.
We talked about his brand new role as a black cartoonist in the Hulu comedy series, Woke.
Welcome to the show, my dude, how you doing?
Oh my god, I'm just chilling. I'm just relaxing, living life, enjoying the moment, kind of.
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I'm not gonna lie to you.
Feel free to go ahead and say cool.
I'll say fresh, I'll say,
but I feel like this is LeMon, you know,
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Look at this. If you learn nothing from today other than damn he looks fresh all while solving racism
Just you know keep that in your mind. What is is that silk?
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I'll be honest with you, Trekk.
I sit around all day.
I lay on the couch.
I have my titties out.
And I just kind of, I just enjoy the first.
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You say that, but you work a lot, man.
But then what they don't realize is that Lamont is secretly creating a television show
that's going to drop on Hulu that's called Woke.
And whoobo, I mean, by the looks of it.
the show that comments specifically on what's happening right now in America. But as I understand, this was created before the George Floyd movement,
before the Black Lives Matter protest really built up again.
Talk me through why you made this show and why you decided to go with the title,
woke. Because that title, I mean, the word woke has become, I mean, on one of the most contentious
phrases you can use.
I mean, New Girl was one of those shows that was just pure fun. You know, we tackled some subjects and sexism at the workplace.
We hinted on racism a bit.
I know I wrote an episode about that.
But when we were done, I kind of wanted to be a part of something that meant something.
It was based on the life of Keith Knight and a real cartoonist who kind of
walked a very similar walk that I did you know what I mean politically where I didn't really know where I fit I just like I said I kind of wanted to just lay around with my titties out and just enjoy life
But then you see someone
Going through some sort of injustice or you see all these things and then you for some reason one day you just? to become activated or woke as you all it engaged.
You know what I mean?
And so that's kind of why I wanted to jump on this show
because it meant something to me that folks will look at it
and watch it.
Maybe they'll learn something, you know,
or if you're anything, maybe they'll just laugh,
but at the end of the day, I could feel good about contributing something
to to my friends about how one of the major signifiers or one of the major experiences of being a black person is that even if you do not choose to engage in the conversations around how black people are treated at some point you will be treated like a black person. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely. Then at some point, the very black nature of your skin means you are involved in something that you didn't choose to be involved in. And the character you're playing. And the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the very. the very. the the the the very. the very the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the thr. thru the thru thro the the the the the the thro the the the the that you didn't choose to be involved in. And the character you're playing had that. He was a cartoonist, who was just having fun,
making fun, light-hearted cartoons,
and then the police tackled them in the street
because they thought he looked like the mugger
that they were looking for and his life changed over night.
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and constantly I'm hit with these these micro-aggressions of, you know, you don't sound black or,
and I've heard that from black people, from white people, I've had white people tellain that they're blacker than I am. I like. I like I liked I liked I to th. I th. I th. I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel feel I feel I feel feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel feel I feel I feel I feel I feel like feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel th. I feel I feel I feel thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel I feel like feel like feel like feel like feel like feel like feel like feel like feel like like like, I feel like like like like like like, I feel like like like like like like, I feel like like like like like, I feel like like like, I feel like like like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like sometimes, you know, we're hit with this stigma or this stereotype
of who we are, which can then lead to stereotypes, racism, it can lead to all kinds of negative things
towards our skin tone.
I think that when people who watch the show, it's not just for the people who don't know.
It's also for that black kid who feels like maybe he doesn't necessarily fit in or he dresses a certain way, he can identify
himself with something. Hopefully they can get some sort of motivation or activation to
address the elephant in the room and when you do that it causes other people to get in
on the conversation and you can't change something unless you're faced with it, right?
I believe that's the quote. So if you, you know, until we're faced with it,
you know, then things will probably remain the same.
Hopefully the show will help towards that conversation.
Well, I hope people will start by watching your show
because I honestly think entertainment
is one of the most powerful tools that gets people into it.
And so I feel like if there's more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more there's more there's more there's more there's more there's more there's more their more tackle ideas of racism and race and all the concepts we deal with, I think you can't
have a lot of people who are a lot more educated than they thought they could be just by watching
TV.
So congratulations on the show.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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will never be the same.
What do you say you want me to come closer to the screen?
What did you say, Trevor?
Oh my god, look at those things.
Look at those things.
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