The Daily Show: Ears Edition - This Week's Top Stories - Woolly Mammoth Reboot, Nicki Minaj's Vaccine Tweet Fallout & More
Episode Date: September 18, 2021Scientists plan to resurrect woolly mammoths, Nicki Minaj sparks a controversy with a tweet about her cousin's friend getting swollen testicles due to vaccination, and Instagram harms teens. Learn mo...re about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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you get your podcasts. The Met Gala. It's Party City on LSD and this year the looks were as wild as ever.
The Met Gala began with a bang from the Brooklyn United Marching Band and from there the steps became a who's who of fashion, movies and music.
The theme is celebrating American fashion and these guests understood the assignment.
Hosts Billy Elish and Naomi Osaka stunned in their larger than life outfits and Lil Nas-X shut down the steps with his costume changes.
We asked what does it mean to be two working class women showing up to the Met? And so we
decided if we're going to do it?
You're not six? That's rich. Even Mayor DiBlazio made his first appearance.
Red, white and blue were the colors of the night, as was anything sparkly, with the exception of Kim Kardashian, who came in all black everything.
Okay, I don't care what anybody says, man. You know you've killed the game, when you
can step out, covered head to toe, and everyone still recognizes you. Shit, I don't even
recognize some of my friends when they're wearing a mask. But Kim Kauchin climbs up the stairs, looking like a video game character you haven't unlocked yet.
And we're all like, I'd know that shape anywhere!
It's Kim! Yeah, it's Kim!
And there were so many amazing outfits last night, you know?
Erica Badoo came looking like an astronaut at a funeral.
Dan Levy came as an angry throw pillow.
Oh, and this one was one of my favorites.
Kevin Hart, he brought a life-sized doll of Frank Ocean. I mean, that was genius.
I didn't even think that, wait, that's not the...
Oh, shit, my bad.
And this is what I love about the Metgala, right?
Is that it brings America together.
Black, white, Republican, Democrat, no matter your sexual orientation, people switch on the TV, and they all say, what the thauauauauau, and thau, and thau, and thia's, and thia's, and thia's, thian, and thian, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, and thi, and that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's, that's, that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's TVs and they all say, what the fuck are they wearing? And don't get me wrong, I love the Metgala.
I'm not even trying to act like I hate.
I love the Metgala because it's not about looking good,
it's about looking different, you know?
It's the only party you can show up to in a cardboard box
with the word butt, everyone's like,
get that corny shit out of here!
Bring back the guy in the but-hole box!
And remember, this entire event, this entire event is a fundraiser.
I saw a lot of people talking trash like, oh, what is this bullshit?
Why are these people doing? It's a fundraiser that's that makes that makes that makes that's into the Metropolitan Museum of Art free for residents.
And I for one think that's really important, you know, because you can't be charging people
money to look at art.
I mean, have you seen art?
Art is weird.
It's all like naked angel babies and pieces of twisted metal and people looking at that stuff
going, oh yes, I see.
Oh, I see.
I'm not paying for that shit.
But let's move on to today's big political news out of California.
America's left sideburn.
Voters in the state are being asked whether they want to remove Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom
from office after he made some poor decisions early on in the COVID pandemic. Yeah, because you see, apparently, shouldn't have gone on that private doorknob-licking tour of Napa Valley.
Wasn't a good look.
But although Californians went to the polls today, we probably won't have official results for some time.
And it turns out that the loser might not even accept the results when we do.
It is now up to California voters whether Gavin Newsom remains their governor.
Polls show Newsom with a comfortable lead, but if the polls are wrong, Republican Larry
Elder is poised to take over.
Elder turned some heads yesterday by pushing baseless claims centering around the recall
election.
As Elder was campaigning across LA and Orange counties, he urged his supporters to use an online form
to report any suspected fraud. At the same time ti ti ti ti ti th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thoe, to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooe, to to to to, to, to, to report any suspected fraud. At the same time, the website hosting that form claimed it had already detected fraud and
the results of the election, quote, resulting in Gavin Newsom being reinstated as governor.
The only problem is the election isn't over yet.
Woo! Donald Trump rarely changed the game.
He started calling elections rigged.
It felt like this outrageous statement. But already it's, you know, it's feeling like just just a just a just a just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.... It's thea thea thea thea thea thea.ea thea.ea.ea.ea.ea. Wea. Wea. Wea. Wea. thea. It's thea. It's the. the game. He started calling elections rigged. It felt like this outrageous statement,
but already it's, you know,
it's feeling like just a standard thing you can say these days.
You know, that language has just become part of political life.
It's like how it used to be a huge deal
to hear people say shit or asshole.
But now, any asshole shithead can say them all night long. And this election feels like thia because Larry Elder is calling it rigged before it even finishes. I mean, I don't
know about you but I think that's a risky strategy man. What if he wins? You know?
It's gonna put him in a little bit of a cul-de-sac. As a new governor I would like
to say that this is some bullshit I shouldn't be up here. Lock me up.
No matter what happens now, we're all screwed, man.
Every single election in America is just going to be accused of being rigged right from the start.
That's all that's going to happen. And it won theaugh.
I mean, you best believe pretty soon this is going to happen with any competition.
Anyone in a race against Usain Bolt is going to be like, before we start, can I just date for the record that I would have won this if the clock wasn't so corrupt, okay?
All right, let's go, let's do this. All right, and finally, news from the world of science.
There are a couple of things that we all learned in school about prehistoric animals,
right? The T-Rexpeked Arm Day, and extinct means forever. But now one extinct animal might be getting a reboot.
A Jurassic Park-like mission to resurrect the legendary woolly mammoth.
A team of researchers has just been granted $15 million to try and make that happen.
They plan to use DNA extracted from woolly mammoth remains to create a living elephant mammoth hybrid.
The beast with massive tusk vanished from the planet 4,000 years ago.
The project of course has some ethical questions. Harvard scientists say the goal is to have
the first woolly mammoth calves alive in four to six years.
Oh hell yeah! I'm gonna get a mammoth. It's gonna ruin my apartment. I regret the decision, are the mammoth
rescue shelters, what have I done? Look, I know some people are upset about this
because it isn't natural, and if the planet is warming, why would you bring back the
one animal that wears a giant sweater? I think it's a cool thing, you know?
Although I will say, I will say, if these scientists want to play God, I mean, there are easier ways to do it,
you know, like this.
Hey, look at me, I'm God, and that didn't cost $15 million.
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If you've been on Twitter in the last 24 hours,
or if you for some reason have a Google alert for Trinidadian testicles,
you probably saw the story, and ooh, baby, is there a lot to digest here?
First of all, I'm going to say this, I'm not sure that this marriage was
ever going to work out because when you get married you go into it knowing
you're going to face some obstacles someday. I mean it's right there in the
vows. But clearly this woman in Trinidad was like, I was okay with rich or poor
sickness and health but you never said anything about swollen testicles.
And also can we just talk a moment about this poor guy? Think about it, he's minding his own business with these swollen
testicles in Trinidad and then because his best friend happens to be cousins with
Nikki Menage, now the whole world knows that he's impotent, he got dumped and he's got
giant testicles. He must be so mad at his friend.
But I told you I was going to tell my cousin Nikki in America.
Boy, you didn't tell me your cousin was Nikki Minaj.
Nickmanage, you gotta say Nickmanage.
I mean, that poor guy.
Now he's single and swollen.
And everyone's asking him if he can hook them up with Nick Minaj tickets.
And here's the thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing things things things things things things th th thine thine thine thine thine thine th with Nicki Minaj tickets. And here's the thing, here's the thing. Vaccines, already a very contentious issue in America, right?
Everyone is fighting about them.
But when you're a world-famous artist with 22 million followers on Twitter,
everyone is going to be weighing in.
Right-wing commentators have been rushing to Nicky's defense.
Yes, my Anaconda queen!
And then on the other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other the other the other the other side, liberal pundits like MSNBC's Joy Reed, well, they called
Nikki out on TV.
People like Nicki Minaj, I have to say this.
You have a platform, sister, that is 22 million followers.
Okay?
I have 2 million followers.
You have 22 million followers on Twitter.
For you to use your platform to encourage our community to not protect themselves and save their lives?
My God, sister, you could do better than that.
You got that platform.
It's a blessing.
It's a blessing that you got that,
that people listen to you, more than they listen to me.
For you to use your platform to put people in the position of dying
from a disease they don't have to die from, oh my god, as a fan, as a hip-hop fan,
as somebody who was your fan, I'm so sad that you did that.
I think what Joy Reed is trying to say is that she's also black and she's very disappointed.
Now after hearing this, Nikki Menage actually contacted Joy Reed, and they had a really cordial conversation
and to an understanding based on friendship and mutual respect.
Now, I'm just messing with you, man.
Nicky roasted her ass.
Woof! It was rough.
She tweets a Joy Reed and called her a lying coon
who's being used by white people to take down a black woman.
And she even dug up an old tweet from last year,
where Joy Reed was saying that she would never trust the vaccine
because it was developed under Donald Trump. And honestly, I think Mickey has a point here.
I mean Joy Reed was skeptical of the vaccine just a year ago, right? Just a year ago. She was like, I don't
trust this vaccine and I'll never trust the vaccine. In fact, a lot of liberals were in the same position. And people like that should like thuuuu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thii. thi thi. thi, thi, th same position. And people like that should probably have a little more patience
for people who haven't gotten over that hesitancy
as fast as they have.
You know, you're like, yeah, yeah,
I'm over it now, I'm with the vaccine.
But you also had to get there.
Have a little patience.
This happens with a lot of things in society.
I mean, look at Crocks. Everyone agreed that crocks were the official footwear failure, right? And then suddenly last year, everyone decided that they were cool.
Justin Bieber's wearing them, Post Malone is wearing them, and now people like,
Oh, where are you crocks, Trevor? Why aren't you wearing crocks, Trevor? You don't like fashion?
Guys, give me a minute.
Let me check with Dr. Fauci. And Nicki Menage was on defense all day, Nikki was fighting, swinging at everyone. Not only Joy Reed, at one point, Megan McCain, former co-host of the view and inventor
of the phrase, Do you know who my father is, criticized Nikki Nikki, and Nicky,
Nickinage, thrac's the tracks for a living.
Each shit, you, is basically a rapper's way of saying, let's agree to disagree.
Please don't forget people. Nick Minas is a rapist here. thia. thia, thia, thia, thia, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th you is basically a rapper's way of saying, let's agree to disagree. It's actually quite courteous
in the rap community. And here's the thing, here's the thing. Like, I get why
Nikki Menage feels attacked just for saying that she wants to do her own
research. I get it. But at the same time, Nikki, let's be real. In fact, not just Nikki, Nikki, everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, can to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, I to say, I to to to say, I to say, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tooooooooo. to to time, Nikki, let's be real. In fact, not just Nicky, everyone.
Can we all stop saying, I need to do my own research?
Nobody who's saying that is getting in a lab and doing tests.
At best, you're reading other people's research.
And more likely, you're probably reading a tweet about a blog post,
about someone else's research.
No one's doing the research. I need to do my own research.
What we say when we're saying, I need to do more research,
is that you just want to see enough information
to convince you that your decision is correct.
That's all we're saying.
All right?
That's what we mean.
I want to do more research.
And I especially don't want to wait 10 years for her next album while she finishes up medical school. Now here's the problem.
The problem is for a lot of Nicki Minaj's followers, millions of followers, that tweets
about swollen balls, that'll be their research.
It will be their research.
But at the same time, I'm not saying that we should label Nicki Mnage as an anti-Vaxa.
All right? Like, give her a little bit of the benefit of the doubt.
Nicki Menage is saying, she's unsure and she can be convinced.
That's what she said.
She said, I just need to understand a little bit more.
So don't be like, oh, she's an anti-vaxer.
Screw her.
Antivaxers believe that all vaccines are evil.
They think all vaccines tak their tha. and hide it behind your liver so your body can't find it. But if you take Nikki at her word,
or anyone who wants more information for that matter,
instead of crucifying them just to prove how righteous we are,
let's show them the research.
Let's take them at their word.
You know, so for Nikki or anyone else out there, the good news is
that a lot of actual research has already been done on these vaccines and that research has shown
That they're overwhelmingly safe and
Effective and their side effects don't come close to the damage that COVID can do to you. It's been done. They've done the research
But still you might be asking Trevor
What happened to that guy in Trinidad? Huh?
The guy with the testicles, what happened to him?
Look, I don't know.
Okay, I don't know.
I think there are many reasons people might get swollen balls.
Like, I don't know, maybe he sprayed miracle grow on them, you know?
Maybe his scroton developed a nut allergy. Maybe his balls didn't actually get bigger, penis just got super super tiny. It's an optical illusion. But even if you
do want to blame the vaccine, Trinidad doesn't even use the same vaccines as
America. Think about that. Yeah, they use the Chinese vaccine, synopharm. And I
know as soon as I say China and vaccine, people are like, oh boy here we go. Because look, let's be honest, China is wildly inconsistent.
I mean, they make some of the most precise electronics in the world in China,
you know, like iPhones and Tesla's.
China can make the best of anything.
But then at the same time,
China will also make a fake pair of timberlands
that somehow give you a rash on your teeth. So I don't know if this dude's ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball. thullull. thull. thull. th th th the th th th thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I that. I that. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll that. I'll th. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the this dude's balls had anything to do with Sino Farm, the Chinese vaccine.
I don't know enough about Sino Farm. I have to do my own research.
But the fact is that right now, for Nikki Menage or anyone else in America,
getting vaccinated is still the safest and most effective way for you to keep COVID at bay.
And hey, at the very least, it's also a great way to find out if your fiancé only loves
you for your regular-sized testicles.
Instagram.
The reason every wedding has its own hashtag now.
Let's face it, scrolling Instagram can be pretty depressing, right?
The whole thing is just seeing people you'll never smash, wearing clothes you'll never
own, in places you'll never own.
In places, you'll never go.
So we've all pretty much known that Instagram
is not great for your mental health.
And I think we've known this for a while.
But it turns out that Instagram also knew this.
Instagram can be damaging for many teenagers mental health,
most notably teenage girls.
These are the internal findings from Instagram's own parent company.
The Wall Street Journal citing three years of the tech giants internal studies,
including one leaked PowerPoint slide from March 2020 that reads.
32% of teen girls said that when they felt bad about their bodies, Instagram made
them feel worse.
Another from 2019 reads, teens blame Instagram for
increases in the rate of anxiety and depression. The Wall Street journals Jeff
Horitz writing 6% of American teen users who reported suicidal thoughts trace
the desire to kill themselves to Instagram. The research seems to
contradict what CEO Mark Zuckerberg has said publicly. The research that we've seen
is that using social apps
to connect with other people can have positive mental health benefits.
Oh, that's weird.
The research I've seen says that I can keep making money
and there's nothing well adjusted about me, about me at all.
But that's right.
Instagram had secret data that it is in fact making us crazy. You know, sort of like how the tobacco companies always that that that that that that that to that that to that to to that to to thii that's thi thi thi thi thi to thi to to thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi the the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the the c. the the theeeeeeeateateat, thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.. Instagram had secret data that it is in fact making us crazy.
You know, sort of like how the tobacco companies always knew that cigarettes cause cancer and
they didn't say a thing. Oil companies knew about climate change, they didn't say a thing.
I almost feel like there should be a new law that every company's internal research has to
be made public. That way we as the public, we know the same shit that they know at the same time. We don't have to wait 50 years to know what's actually in Girl Scout cookies.
Thin mints cause Alzheimer's?
Oh man, well at least I know.
tom, yum, yum, yum, yum.
What? Thin mints cause Alzheimer's?
Well, at least now I know.
How many cookies have I eaten? And by the way you want to know how I first realized something was up?
It's when I started getting targeted ads for apps to calm your mind
and help you unplug.
I mean, that's basically the algorithm staging and intervention.
And meanwhile, my reaction is like, tha'a'n' if your social media addiction isn't making you depressed, here's another story
about how it could actually be getting you into trouble in a totally different way.
The LAPD is under fire tonight after it was revealed that officers were instructed to collect
social media accounts on every civilian they stop.
According to documents obtained by the nonthe nonprofit Brennan Center for Justice, officers have
been ordered to start collecting a person's social media handle or username when they file
reports on an incident.
The practice was started in 2015.
The LAPD issued a statement saying social media handles can be critical pieces of contact
information along with phone numbers and email addresses. Okay, okay I'm
sorry, this is a bad idea, right? No one wants to give their social media handles
to cops. You know, maybe except for influences. They'll probably start robbing banks just to
get followers. Oh no, obviously you caught me. Hashtag, follow and subscribe. And also what
exactly do you cops think you're gonna find on social media?
Like, you're never gonna crack the case
because someone posted hashtag TBT to me murdering Jeremy.
And I know it seems like a small thing,
but how is this even any of the cops' business, right?
Can we not have one place in our lives
where cops aren't on top get arrested. We go to Twitter to get cancelled.
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Listen to 60 Minutes, a second look,
starting September 17th, wherever you get your podcasts. right now, but there is one story that is more important than all of them combined.
I'm talking about the ongoing saga of Nikki Menage's cousin's friends swollen testicles.
As everyone on the planet has heard by now, Nikki Menage tweeted out that her cousin's
friend in Trinidad took the COVID vaccine, and then his balls swo and he became impotent. Now people say wild stuff about the vaccine all the time,
but most people don't have tens of millions of followers.
So this tweet has caused a giant uproar,
so big that even Dr. Fauci had to weigh in.
I wouldn't normally even ask you about this,
but is there any evidence that the Pfizer, the Moderna, or the J&J vaccines cause any reproductive issues in men or women?
The answer to that, Jake, is a resounding no.
There's no evidence that it happens, nor is there any mechanistic reason to imagine that it would happen.
You know, can we just appreciate for a moment how crazy Dr. Fauci's life has become?
I mean, for the first 78 years of his life, he was just minding his own business. You know,
decades working in a lab, trying to fight diseases. And now in the space of two
years, he's had to stop Trump from drinking bleach, convince Americans he's not
trying to microchip them, and now he's weighing in on some Trinidadian guy's balls. I can assure you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you to microchip them and now he's weighing in on some Trinidadian guy's balls
I can assure you as the nation's top scientist that your nutsack is gonna be fine
So this story has blown up bigger than a I don't know a pair of Trinidadian testicles because what happened next was that
Nikki Minaj said that the White House read her tweets and invited her to the White House to talk about it. But then, the White House said,
nah, we just said we would do a phone call to answer
Nikki Menaz's questions.
We never invited her over.
And that response from the White House really pissed Nikki off.
Nicky Menage defending her claim, she was invited to the White House
to discuss her concerns about the COVID-19 vaccine. Menage took to Instagram saying she would never lie about the invite.
Do y'all think that I would go on the internet and lie about being invited to the
fucking White House? Like what? Do you guys see what is happening right now?
Oh my goodness? If they assassinate me and assassinate my character
and make me look crazy or stupid, guess what? No one else will ever ask questions again. Don't
you see what's happening? I'm not lying guys. My cousin's friend told me I was invited to the White House.
Look, I'll be honest with you, I can see both sides of this thing.
I mean, it would be kind of weird for the White House to invite Nikki Menage for that tweet.
Because usually someone gets an invite to the White House for winning a gold medal or
saving their entire platoon, you know, not for tweeting about their cousin's
friends, scrotum. That's not usual. On the other hand, Nikki's story makes sense too.
Why would you lie about going to a house
that's not even as nice as yours?
So I don't think Nikki is lying necessarily.
It was probably just a big miscommunication,
which wouldn't surprise me.
Nicky Menage and the White House are from two completely different worlds.
I mean, matter. You put on Monster, put on that trek and ask Joe Biden what he hears. Harder than a Middle Eastern climate, violet, dobe?
Matter, you know what, I give up?
Can somebody call Kamala to come help me with this?
But, as pissed off, as Nicki Minaj is at the White House,
it turns out a lot of people back in Trinidad are even more mad at her,
for making their country the butt of jokes. I'm sorry,
the ball of jokes. This is almost like what you would hear about Apollo where
somebody will tell you well the cousin, friend, neighbor, say X, Y, Z. I mean come on,
Nikki, you have a hundred and eighty million followers people listen to you. I mean, it's irresponsible on all fronts.
One, irresponsible, based on the misinformation that is going out there regarding this vaccine,
you know, there was no verification of the story.
And furthermore, to expose your cousin friends, flatire in the public domain like that, every man have a flat tire, okay, he will work on that, you know, there, there's just herbs, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's just, there's just, there's just, there's just, there's just, there's just, there's just there, there, there, there, there, there's just, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's just, there's just, there's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just their just their just their just the is just their just the are just just just their just just the are just just just the, their just just the, their their there are just there are just there, there are in the public domain like that. Every man have a flat tire,
okay, he will work on that, you know, there's just herbs and punch and
certain things the man could eat and bring back our vives. But don't come now and talk that
kind of talk. All right, all right, wait, wait, guys guys, can we just all agree that
from now on, impotence should only be referred to as a flat tire.
Because erectile dysfunction, it's so clinical, you know?
It comes with a stigma. I have erectile dysfunction, but a flat tire.
I mean, that sounds like something that can happen to anyone.
Yeah, you can pay a guy in a truck $20 to fix it for you.
You know, what was crazy is when we heard this news clip at the show,
we all thought that this guy should be the official voice of Sialis. And then this next part
of the story is completely true, but you're not going to believe me and that's fine. But
this news anchor, his name is Jason Williams, he is actually my Trinidadian's friend, cousin. Yeah, cousin, friend, cousin. So we called him and hi him and we and hi him and hi him and we and hi him and we and we and we and hi him and we and we and we and we and th him and we and we, and we, and th him and we, and we, and th him and we th him and we called him and we called him and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th, and th. And, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thee. to thea. to thea. to thea. thea. thea. thea. we actually got him to redo the Cialis ads,
and honestly, I think it's a pretty big improvement.
Do you or your cousin friend have a flat tire?
Well, you don't have to tell everybody, just take this thing called Cialis.
Trust me, it have all the herbs and punch to bring back your vibes.
So ask your doctor about Sialis.
Just make sure and don't tell Mickey Manage because she goes for John Blass and the whole
world gonna...
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