The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Trevor and Jaboukie Young-White Discuss Amazon's Move to NYC | Kirsten Gillibrand & Tessa Thompson
Episode Date: November 16, 2018Jaboukie Young-White reacts to Amazon's upcoming New York move, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand discusses "Bold & Brave," and Tessa Thompson chats about her role in "Creed II." Learn more about your a...d-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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So that's going to be a lot of fun.
But first, there's a ton of news, so let's catch up on today's headlines.
Let's start with President Trump.
And before you boo, before you boo, he's doing something you might actually like.
President Trump threw his support behind a deal to implement the biggest criminal justice
reform this nation has seen in a generation.
Showcasing what would be the most sweeping prison reform agreement in decades, and if
it passes, one of the biggest bipartisan laws of his administration.
Americans from across the political spectrum can unite around prison reform legislation
that will reduce crime while giving our fellow citizens a chance at redemption.
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Just in time for his entire administration to be indicted by Robert Mueller.
Just in time.
He's up there like, these criminals deserve a second term, I mean, second chance. I wonder if when Melania heard about the reduced sentences, she was like, these criminals deserve a second term, I mean second chance.
I wonder if when Melania heard about the reduced sentences, she was like, does mean I get
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Sorry, baby, you're in for life.
Speaking of getting out, it's been two years since the UK voted in favor of Brexit,
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Breaking news right now from London,
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This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others.
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Basically, those lawmakers are laughing at Teresa May because they know that her smooth Brexit plan is ridiculous.
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and then you're being arrested because you broke in
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but I just wanted to see how it feels to have a female president.
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All right, on that delightful note, let's move on to our main story.
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Anyway, as you know by now, this week, Amazon announced that they're going to be opening two new headquarters,
which sort of defeats the purpose of headquarters, but whatever.
And although politicians in New York are taking a victory lap at getting Amazon to move into their state,
some people are giving the move one star. Amazon's decision to put part of its new headquarters in Queens,
brought a bit of a backlash.
In Long Island City, some people are voicing concerns about their new neighbors.
This is one of the big concerns, a subway system,
and commuters saying that they're worried about the influx of commuters.
There's going to be housing issues, there's going to be traffic issues, pollution issues. Just this morning I took out my phone. I deleted the Amazon app off my phone.
Yeah.
Deleted the app!
I like how people make it seem like deleting an app is permanent.
It's gone.
Goodbye, Amazon.
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But still, but still, people are really upset that this internet giant is coming to New York.
So, for more on the Amazon move, we turn to our correspondent with the most the most the most the most the most the most tho, we to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to turn to our correspondent with the most browser tabs open Djibuki Young White's everybody!
Let's go on. Do you think that this is a good or a bad move by Amazon?
Oh it's worse than bad Trevor. It's cliche.
Amazon's been around for 24 years and now they're doing what any like 24 year old does.
What? Move to New York and gentrify a neighborhood.
You know, they could have at least spent a year teaching English in Bangladesh.
Well, I mean, Amazon's not trying to be original.
They're trying to bring jobs to New York.
Oh, yeah, that's just what New York needs.
Another 25,000 tech bro sucking down green juice on the 7 train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train the seven train. I mean do you have any idea how crowded the subway is going to get?
It's already a non-consensual close on orgy.
I literally don't know where my backpack starts and that dude's butt begins.
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New York?
Okay, yeah, but New York is giving Amazon $3 billion.
Who wouldn't take that deal?
You don't even need it.
I could give you two and a half if you promise me $3 billion dollars.
You want jobs?
Count my money, bitch!
Yeah!
Okay, I get it, and you joke, but they are still bringing 25,000 jobs.
Well, yeah, but those jobs aren't going to locals.
They're bringing people in.
And don't think that it won't affect you, Trevor.
Just wait until the mayor tells you that the Daily Show has to be hosted by the marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
I actually like Mrs. Maisel. Oh yeah, me too. I haven't seen it, but like I love that it exists.
But you know what the worst part of this whole thing is?
I just moved to Queens.
That place used to have street cred, you know, Nicki Minaj, Nase, 50 cents. But now when I tell people I live in the Queens,
they're gonna be like, oh, okay, cool,
could you return this package for me?
Well, look, I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem like
there's anything you can do about it now,
so there's no point in complaining.
Not true, Trevor,
We can get out in the streets and stop Or it's too late. Packets, what you're boating?
Oh, Ronnie Chang, everybody.
It's Ronnie Chang.
Roney, what are you doing?
Side hustle, don't ask.
I'm ready, my package change.
I'm ready to get out and protest.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, did you just order your boycott Amazon sign from Amazon?
Yeah.
What am I going to do?
Go to CVS?
That place is nasty.
Djibouki, Young White, everybody.
We'll be right back.
You're not order from after.
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Thank you so much for coming back and we'll get into the book in a moment.
We were just talking about Amazon.
It feels like that's what's on everybody's lips in New York.
You recently commented on the whole Amazon deal. Where do you stand on it?
wento than on it. tho'eer. Where do you stand on it? Well, I have New York. You recently commented on the whole Amazon deal.
Where do you stand on it?
Well, I have some concerns.
I mean, I'm glad they recognized that New York is the greatest city in the world,
and we have some of the greatest workforce you could possibly ever want.
But I'm concerned there wasn't a lot of community input. And we paid a great deal of money, which unfortunately, we still have families all across Queens,
all across New York, who are struggling to make ends meet.
So I just, I have some concerns.
It's an interesting dilemma for politicians to be in where you're always trying to balance
the game of pleasing corporations and then also pleasing people on the ground.
When you look at a situation like this, with Amazon, with what's happening with Mayor
DiBlazio and Cuomo, people are saying you didn't listen to us, and they're saying no,
but we did this for the people.
Right.
But the problem is they gave so many financial incentives to the wealthiest companies, right?
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The conversation of money versus politics.
The Democrats have won the House.
The Democrats are picking up more and more seats every single day.
It seems like there was in fact a blue wave.
Going forward, there has been talk of a few ideas the Democrats are pushing forward,
and one of those key ones has been getting money out of politics.
Is that a realistic idea?
I think it's the most important thing we could try to do,
because everything that you want to accomplish, no matter what it is.
The reason why it's so hard is because how much money the special interests,
the wealthiest corporations spend on politics and distorts outcomes.
It's really not only soft corruption, but sometimes hard corruption.
And so if we want to guarantee health care as a right and not a privilege, well then you
have to take on the drug companies and you have to take on the insurance companies.
If you want to end gun violence in this country, you've got to take on the NRA and
the gun manufacturers and funded.
Right. So, it's important, I think, for all of us to understand that connection between money
and politics, and we have to restore our democracy to the people.
You have to really break up the current system and say we need publicly funded elections.
We need greater transparency and accountability because you have to get this overwhelmingly,
powerful moneyed interest that the most powerful moneyed interests have in outcomes.
You know, this last tax bill, there's no better example, written in the dead of night by
the special interests, even Republican members saying, oh, we have to get this bill passed because
our donors will be furious if we don't.
So the truth is, you really got to get money out of politics. So I'm glad that it's something that we're going to start talking to to to to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start passing, to start passing, pass pass pass pass pass passing, pass passing, passing about passing, passing, passing, passing, passing, passing, passing, pass, passing, passing, passing, the, their, their, their, their, and, their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the they. And. And. And. And. And, the the the the they.s.s.s.s.s.s.c.c.c.c. the the the the the the the too.c.c. the the the te. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th to get money out of politics. So I'm glad that it's something that we're going to start talking about, passing reforms,
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Do you feel like the Democratic House
will be able to work with a Republican Senate
and with the Republican president?
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So they're going to be behind it, and they'll be behind it no matter where you live, whether
it's a red state or a blue state or a purple state, people ability to be heard, our democracy only works when
regular people stand up and demand it.
And so that's one of the reasons why I wrote this book, because it tells the story about
how women actually earned the right to vote and what they had to do to get there.
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learning thin brie.
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It's a beautiful book, and it seems like it's for children, but I was reading it and I was learning things.
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but then also needed to get the right to vote
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So for instance, you look at Brian Kemp in Georgia,
you look at how many white women voted for him.
You look at the Republican Party itself.
You look at all of the votes that we saw in the midterms.
And it looks like many white women are saying, yes, we're with you as women, but that doesn't mean
that our vote has to go that way.
Why do you think there's such a disconnect between how the Democratic Party connects with many
women of color and how many white women in America's go, no, this is not the party for us?
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voting against their interest. But what's changing that is the women who are running,
who are so inspiring, that they are still winning.
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if she could win this election,
she's the first black woman governor ever in our country's history.
And now she's demanding that every vote be counted.
Transformational women like Kirsten Cinema winning in a red state of Arizona. First bisexual woman to be elected to the US Senate who
grew up in poverty, who actually knew what it was like to be homeless. Part of
her life she lived in a gas to, an abandoned gas station. So when she comes to the
U.S. Senate she's going to shake things up. So I do think things are
changing and it's changing because the number of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of the number of women of women of women of women of women ofthings are changing and it's changing because of the number of women who turned out to vote, it's also the number of
women who decided to run and the number of women of color who are running. It's
exponentially different than in the past. Before I let you go, one of the
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people running for 2020?
At what point do you think as a person you know that you should or should no longer be
in a race?
I know that's a tough question to ask because you haven't even said you're running
yet, but is there a plan in place so that there isn't like a shit show where there's
just a hundred people on stage or fighting for scraps. No. There is no plan? No. Okay. Not at all. But I think you know for each person who
will consider it I think you just have to, you know for me it's very much a moral
question about whether you need to use your time and talents to serve the
country in that way. Of course I will fight for New Yorkers and serve New York but you ask, I have to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th tho tho tho tho their tho tho tho tho tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to thoooooooooooooooooooooooooomuu. tooom. toe. th. thoooooo. their. their serve the country in that way. Of course, I will fight for New Yorkers and serve New York,
but you ask, I have to ask my own self,
do I need to do this thing because this is a moment
where people have to fight back with everything they have.
And what President Trump has put it out into the world
is a lot of hate, a lot of division, all of us, you, me, everyone here is called to do something in this moment
and we just have to decide what our something is.
Thank you so much for doing our show.
Bold and Brave is available now.
Senator Crescenten Gillesbrand, everybody.
We'll be right back.
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My next guest is an actor who stars in the new movie, Creed 2.
Please welcome Tessa Thompson.
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Do you ever stop and take stock and just go like, you, you are having an amazing time right
now. Congratulations.
Thanks so much. Yeah, all the time. All the time, I feel incredibly lucky and just hearing you with the things. I'm so excited in a time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, yeah, all, all, yeah, all, yeah, all the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to be to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tho, tho, thi, th you list the things. I'm so excited in a time
I mean I'm so bored of the word diversity
To me what's exciting is to have diverse ideas
And I'm really I feel so lucky that I get to make work that's so different and feel like I'm not being boxed into a space because I don't think that's been the case for so long for someone that looks like me, so I'm so grateful. I think that's something that's been really apparent with a lot of your characters.
I find that your characters are never one-dimensional.
You are playing people who are complex in spaces that you wouldn't normally see them.
I mean, for instance, in Thor Ragnarack, you are playing what many people would have considered was supposed to be a blonde, blue, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, and, the, and, and, and, to, and, and, to, to, to, to, to, the, and, and, and, thi, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I..a, I.a, I.a, I.a, I.a, I.a, I.a, I.a, the the the the the the the the the thi.a, thi.a,a, toa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a, tha, tha, tha, th was supposed to be a blonde, blue-eyed, you know,
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And here you are kicking ass, playing a character who is bisexual and she's biracial in
a world that you wouldn't expect it.
When you're choosing the roles, do you bring that with you or is it something that you
look for when you're deciding on who you want to play?
Yeah, I think selfishly I'm looking for it because I want to do things that interest me that scare me because that's exciting
Sort of in a macro way I want to see women
Particularly a black woman women of color in those spaces
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I'm like, yeah, let's get in the future, you know?
And making a film like Dear White People was, you know, there's not enough black people that
get to talk about race but with satire.
Right. We get to talk about it in a space with a lot of misery and pain, which is real, but can we also talk about it in a different way?
Or getting to do, sorry to bother you, I'm just like, I love films that hang out in the
space of magical realism.
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and you are in some amazing blockbusters.
I know Men in Black is coming out,
but Creed 2 is out right now.
And I mean, when Creed came out of the to'n't theeat.
It was a film, excuse the pun,
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It was a you know, love story on screen. You play a really interesting character.
She's a singer who has hearing impediments but she she, she, she use it. It's like part of who she is
as as a person. And in this, in this, uh, this film, I don't want to give too much away, but it really feels like she is now the hero to Michael Jordan's story where
Michael B. Jordan struggling as a character and she has to be that rock. Did you, did you find
that change when you're playing her? Yeah, I think so often you see in these sports movies, that, you
know, we wanted to create a character Ryan Kugler and I the first time around that sort of bucked
convention and I think so often you see in these sports movies that the wife or the girlfriend is sort of this dutiful,
just like stand by her man. She's either fretting over him or scolding him for his trespasses.
And I do a fair amount of that in these movies too, just because you have to, it's sort of requisite.
But we also wanted her to just have her own agency and have something that she was after. So she's a singer, she's self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self self. She's self. She's self. She's self. She's self. She's self. She's self-a. She's the the th. the th. th. the the the th. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the the thea. the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the that she was after. So she's a singer, she's self-produced, she does have progressive hearing loss,
but it's something that she doesn't feel,
you know, it's not something that she's going to hang her hat on
or something that she's going to let keep her
from pursuing her dreams with vigor.
And I think that's the case for so many people,
people that are disabled or with disabilities, they live really full, fantastic lives.
And so I think that that's something that's really nuanced about her
and unlike a lot of female characters in those spaces that I've seen.
Yeah, what I found amazing in the story was it felt like your character was helping
Michael with something that he was struggling with as opposed to the other around.
You would think on paper he would be helping her, but it felt like she was the crutch.
When you look at having that agency in real life,
Tessa Thompson is not just somebody
who's in front of the camera.
You're now producing your own content.
You're now looking at creating your own stories.
You have a project that you're really excited about. that is a project that I'm really really really really really named Doris Payne, who is an 86-year-old
diamond thief and she's done it for decades.
I first, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
As a matter of fact, in court she listed as her occupation diamond thief.
Because she's a baller.
Yeah, she's just this incredible woman that I heard about.
There's a documentary about her that I watched.
It is fantastic. Have you seen it?
Yes, you better see that doc.
And she's just so riveting, just as a character.
And so I chased her down for two years.
I sent her letters.
I could never get to her, and then she got arrested.
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Well, how are you trying to catch a diamond thief?
I don't understand this.
Listen, ambition.
So I was trying to find her and I couldn't get to her.
She had also promised her rights, of course, because she's a con woman to multiple
people.
So there was like a okay, let me back off for a second. But then she got arrested for stealing,
something from Macy's or something,
so I knew where she was.
I wrote her, still didn't get through, right?
And then she got arrested about a year ago,
again, for stealing, what, after she had turned 86, $86?
right? And then she got arrested about a year ago again for stealing,
after she had turned 86, $86 worth of merchandise from a Walmart.
Not by surprise, because in this internet space,
now every time she gets arrested, she trends for a minute.
So I'm convinced that she did it on purpose so that she could get a really good deal
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We finally found her.
We found her.
We sent a lawyer to Atlanta, Georgia to bail her out, no strings attached, get her settled
in and then start having conversations.
And now, you know, we've been hanging out and working on the story.
And I think it's a fascinating story about race. I th th th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm think, I'm think, I'm thin, I'm thi, I'm thin, I'm thin' thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, working on the story and I think it's a fascinating story about race. I think she started this just, you know, not just to make
money but I think also because she said if she could walk in with the right bag and the
right shoes people would treat her differently. She said she never thought that she
was stealing anything because she only kept what they let her keep. And they would let her hang out with these diamonds and rubies and things because she looks
so sharp.
And I think there is something about that as people, you know, hopefully when we get it
to a space where we're judged by our merit and not by what we look like.
But I love her.
But I love her.
I love her.
I love her. I love her so. That's exciting. I can talk forever, sorry.
I'm about her.
I want to see that movie now, so we're going to add that to the list.
Creed 2, Men in Black. Tessa Thompson, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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