The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Trevor Interviews Dr. Anthony Fauci About COVID-19
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saying that. Okay, I'll tell you what they are for real. They're actually Samoan exercise
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Sorry, Dwayne, I know I said I'd never tell anyone, but the people wouldn't stop bothering
me.
Anyway, it's now day 14 of being stuck in the house to try and stop the coronavirus.
And guys, I'm not going to lie.
I'm sort of getting able to hang out with
Beyonce.
Now, granted, I wasn't hanging out with Biance before either, but thanks to coronavirus.
Now it'll never happen.
Anyway, tonight, we're going to catch up on the latest coronavirus, like the fact
that states are tellaintourist to stay away away the the their their how Pornhub is helping hospitals. Plus, we'll be having a conversation with the
renowned Dr. Anthony Fauci. So let's get into it. Welcome to the Daily Social
Distancing Show. From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the
world. This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.
Ears Edition.
All right, let's kick it off with some good news.
To help hospital workers deal with the shortage of supplies,
more and more people around the country
are chipping in to donate much-needed masks.
Yeah, the masks.
Joanne Fabrics is giving its customers free material so they can make masks at home. The National Cathedral in Washington is donating 5,000
masks that it had in its crypt for some reason and porn hub one of the
biggest is donating 50,000 surgical masks to health care workers and first
responders in New York City. And yes, that's how dire things have gotten.
Pornhub is now trying to stop bodily fluids from spraying everywhere.
And if you're asking, hey Trevor, why did Pornhub have 50,000 surgical masks?
Well then you, my friend, have not seen the parts of Pornhub that I have.
I've seen scenes on Pornhub where I've thought
everyone who made this and everyone who's watched this will need to be dipped in bleach.
But still, thank you, Pornhub, both for the masks and for
making everyone happy that when they masturbate tonight, it's for a good cause.
So, that's some good news.
The bad news is cornivirus is continuinging to to to to to to to to to to to to to is continuing to spread around the world, with the global
tally now hitting half a million confirmed cases.
And in response to this growing threat, India has put its 1.3 billion people into lockdown,
which means now over a third of the world's population is staying in their homes.
Brazil, on the other hand, is going to complete opposite direction.
Thanks to their president, Juere Bolsonaro, who thinks this whole coronavirus thing is a big hoax.
Yeah.
And now, this is crazy, because he's not taking it seriously.
The Brazilian gangs have stepped in, and they're threatening people. And they're telling them that if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if they they they they they their they they their their their they their they their they their they they their their their they their they they they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the.e.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. the. their their their, they're threatening people.
And they're telling them that if they don't stay in their houses after 8 p.m.
Then the gangs will step in and correct their behavior.
I don't know what that means.
I know what that means.
And how crazy is it that gangs, gangs are being more responsible than the Brazilian government. I feel like this is going to make for a really interesting new season of narcos.
Nimo Nica, Keeke, me they're going to to mo-kissin.
Because this night I will be to be the tellado with you,
fighting until their tiewaters, Gaijohn, we'll try to them.
Higne or plomo. Now, here in America, the numbers keep getting worse every single day. We are now up to plumbo.
Now, here in America, the numbers keep getting worse every single day.
We are now up to over 70,000 confirmed cases and over 1,000 deaths.
And if you're like me, it is a little bit of a scary time,
especially because when you go online to try and read up on coronavirus,
you come across all kinds of misinformation.
Like, for instance, I read on Twitter
that the virus is scared of spiders.
Yeah.
So now I have an apartment full of spiders,
which is horrible,
because they used so much toilet paper,
which is shocking. I thought they were just like, use the web. Why wouldn't you use your web? Apparently, like, the web is like, no, this is part of life and the toilet paper and
I was like offensive to their culture.
It was a whole thing.
Spiders are very sensitive.
Well, anyway, today, to help clear up expert on the coronavirus. He's the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases,
and you've probably seen him every day doing briefings with the President Donald Trump.
So here he is, Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Thank you so much for joining us on the Daily Social Distancing Show.
How are you? I'm very well, thank you, you, very well.
You are an infectious diseases expert who has advised six presidents on
everything from SARS to Ebola to the HIV epidemic and Zika. What makes
coronavirus so different? Well it's different because you know when people
used to ask me over the years what is it that I most worry about with
regard to emerging infectious diseases is a respiratory
born illness that easily spreads from person to person, but that has a high degree of morbidity
and mortality. And unfortunately, that's the worst nightmare you could have, is to have something
like that. I mean, there are other diseases. Ebola was frightening, but Ebola gets transmitted
only when you're in very close contact with
a person who is very, very ill.
With this disease, in some respects similar to influenza, but in some respects very different,
it spreads very easily.
You can even spread it when you're not symptomatic.
So it's insidious and treacherous in that you could spread it easily.
The other part about it that you could spread it easily. The other
part about it that's really so different from anything that we've ever faced
before is that if you look at the mortality of seasonal flu, the thing that you
and I go through every season, the mortality is about 0.1 percent. That's a lot, and we get used to that morbidity and mortality. But the mortality of this is about 10 times that. It's at at at at at at th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi the thi the thi the wee the the the we' the the the the the, the the, the, the, thi thi thi that we've thi that we've to that morbidity and mortality. But the mortality of this is about 10 times that.
It's at least 1%.
So it's a disease that not only is easily spread,
but it can be devastating, particularly for a certain subset of the population,
demographically different.
The elderly, those with underlying conditions,
heart disease, lung disease, diabetes.
It can be very serious for them with a high degree of mortality.
Let's talk a little bit about the information in around Corona that's, I think, getting
people confused.
I see so many conflicting ideas online.
And I guess the horrible byproduct of having social media and the internet is everyone
is now an expert and everyone has an opinion. I know this is very basic for you, but just to help everyone be on the same
page, how can we catch Corona and what are the areas we should be most concerned about? So we
know about human-to-human transmission. Most people understand that they receive from Amazon, do people need to wipe them down?
When they're in the grocery store, can they toucest other things?
How long does coronavirus last in the air?
For instance, if you walk into an elevator after somebody else, can coronavirus still be
there?
What do we need to be on the lookout for as individuals? Okay. There's very degrees of risk, Trevor, of that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tha, thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thus, thus, thus, thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus, th is th is th is th is th is th is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe toe tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the things that are the most common that you really want to latch onto
is that sneezing and coughing, when someone is ill,
they've got to get themselves out of circulation
because they can spread by droplets
and even by what we call aerosol,
which means the drop doesn't go down right away.
It hangs around for a bit. So you can come into a room, thinking everything is alright, and then you inhale it.
That's likely not the primary way.
The primary way is probably droplet.
But another way that's very important is handshaking.
When people naturally go like that, they cough.
And then it's innocent. There's nothing on the hand.
They shake your hand or they open a doorknob.
And that's the thing.
You don't want to be obsessive compulsive about wiping everything down that you go near.
But one of the real bad actors is somebody who just opens a door and then 15 minutes later,
because we know the virus can live on inanimate hard objects like steel or plastic for at least several hours.
So that's the thing you've got to be careful of.
That's one of the reasons why, if you really want to be careful besides the social distancing
of six feet, don't shake anybody's hands.
Just lose that for a while.
And wash your hands as often as you can because you may be inadvertently touching something.
Now your other question, Trevor, that's important, is that I don't think we need to get completely obsessed
about packages that come in because those types of surfaces, the virus might live there for a very short time,
but people say should I get a package from a grocery store that says made in China?
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It's more the close things, the hand washing.
Let's talk a little bit about what you alluded to earlier,
the mortality rates of the disease and how people have misconstrued the numbers.
We know that people who are older or people who have underlying respiratory
infections have a higher chance of dying from the virus.
But I think people have started to believe that that means young people are immune and
cannot get sick from coronavirus.
What are people not understanding from the numbers?
Trevor, they're not understanding two things that are important.
A, even though you are young, you are not absolutely invulnerable, for sure, because we're seeing
cases.
Most of them have some underlying disease, but several don't, who are young people, 30s,
40s, who are getting sick, getting into the hospital, requiring intensive care.
Still, the overwhelming proportion, the elderly with underlying disease.
But every once in a while, you're going to get a young person. So if you think you're completely invulnerable, you're the the, you're the, you're the, you're the, you're the, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're in, you're in, you're in, you're in, you're in, you're in a the elderly with underlying disease. But every once in a while, you're going to get a young person.
So if you think you're completely invulnable, you're incorrect.
Second issue, that's important, that even though you may not get seriously ill,
you can get infected with relatively few symptoms,
either asymptomatic or mild, relatively trivial symptoms.
But then you can infect another person who would then infect a vulnerable person
who would then die.
I mean, it's a typical example.
I'm young, I'm healthy,
but you go home, you infect grandma,
and your sick uncle.
So you have a responsibility
not only to protect yourself,
but you almost have a societal,
moral responsibility to protect other people. In talking about the virus, it, thi, thi, thi, the virus, the virus, the virus, it, the virus, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the virus, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it thi, it thi, thi, it's thi, it's thi, thi, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, moral responsibility to protect other people.
In talking about the virus, it feels like, understandably, everyone is trying to find an answer.
Everybody is trying to find their own solution.
Unfortunately, that has bred.
You know, it's created a breeding ground for misinformation.
For instance, cures that people are touting online, you know, concoctions of different
medications, etc. We read about malaria drugs and chloroquine or whatever it is.
What is the biggest warning you would give to the general public about trying to self-medicate?
Or is there any cure that people actually have discovered? As a leading health expert,
what do you say about this issue? So right now, today, as we speak, there is no proven, safe and effective, direct therapy
for coronavirus disease. For sure. There are a number of clinical trials that are trying
to, by randomized control trials, get a definitive answer as to what works and what does work, not work, what's safe, what's not safe.
Superimposed upon that, there are drugs that are already approved for other things, like
hydroxychlorquin for malaria and for certain autoimmune diseases.
That there have been anecdotal stories.
By anecdotal, I mean, people kind of think they work, but they haven't really proven
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So people are very enthusiastic, since generally,
these drugs appear to be safe, and they are,
but they do have some toxicities.
So a lot of people want a drug,
even though it's not proven, just in case it might help them. You gotta be careful about that for a couple of reasons.
You don't wanna take that drug off the market
for the people who really need it
who have the diseases that's used for.
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Got it. I have four questions because I know we're going to run out of time, but I just want to let you know, I have four questions that I think are really important.
Number one, we hear about this clock, 15 days where things will be reassessed, 15 days,
where people might go back, 15 days, every country, 21 days, there seems to be a clock. My question is, what is that clock supposed to be and is there a
certain amount of time that people can be away from each other where coronavirus goes away?
And the follow-up in that same question is, does the clock start if people are not completely
quarantined during that period? Yeah, the virus is the clock. So people say,
may arbitrarily, well, in two weeks, we're going to be okay? It depends on the. The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the times times times tree, tree, tree, treec, tri, thi, tri, thiol, thiol, thiol, th. thiol, thiol- is thiol- thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tee is is is is is tea. tea tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. tea. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea, well, in two weeks, we're going to be okay.
It depends on the kinetics of the outbreak.
Right now, take New York City.
They are getting hit really hard, and the kinetics of the outbreak is going there.
You can't predict when it'll make that turn around and start coming down.
In general, if you look historically at countries that have been through the whole cycle,
in China it was about eight weeks or so before it went way up and then way down.
In Korea the same thing.
So if you look at each individual country and being a big country as we are here in the United
States, we're almost like a
lot of little countries, like New York in itself can be considered a country, California
can be considered a country.
So it's unpredictable about when you can say this cycle.
It's usually measured in several weeks.
Sometimes when you're into the cycle, you may only be two to three weeks away before it starts
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Okay, so then to that point, that's then my second of the four questions.
Second question is, is New York City really harder hit or is New York's testing making
the numbers spike up and is this something that we're going to see start trending
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they're not very different except that they're a big, robust city,
and because of that, they're getting hit hard.
Okay, and then the second last question is,
with regards to reinfection and immunity. We talk about people who have it and are asymptomatic.
We talk about people who are recovering
and we're starting to see those numbers grow around the world.
Do we know yet if getting corona and surviving corona
means that you're now immune to the disease,
or is there a chance of reinfection?
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once you get infected, get better, clear the virus, that you'll have immunity that will protect
you against reinfection.
So it's never 100%, but I'd be willing to bet anything that people who recover are really protected against reinfection. Okay and then our
final question and thank you so much for your time. I really I really hope
everyone understands how important it is to listen to you. Final question with
regards to the government, the CDC, the NIH and all of the units working together. Right now it feels like there is a push and pull, a tugh. A tug. tug. toge, a toe, a toe, a toe, a toe, a toe, a toe, a toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, th, th, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and to be, toe, toe, th, th, th, th, th, th, thiii, the the they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they.a, thr-a, they.a, they.a, thr-a. thr-a. toge, thr. thr. thr. thr-a, thii. thi. together. Right now it feels like there is a push and pull, a tug of war between states and the federal government, etc. For Americans who are out
there watching this, what is the plan and what do you think needs to happen for
the whole units of the United States to fight the coronavirus, you know,
implementing different checks and balances along the way to make sure that
everyone fights it and the numbers go down. Well that's a very good question.
Things are implemented at the state and local level.
That's the way this country works so well.
The federal government is a facilitator, it's a supplier, it's a supporter, and that's the
way things should be going.
And that's what we're starting to see now as we are catching up on things that weren't done so well in the
beginning. We now have many, many more tests. The private industry is getting involved.
The government's not making the test. The private industry is. The ventilators that are needed,
coming out of the stockpile, yet companies are starting to make more. So it really is a marriage
between the federal government as the facilitator and supporter
of where the real action is, is at the state and local level.
Thank you so much, Dr. Fauci. You've been amazing. I could talk to you for an hour on this,
but I know everyone wants your time.
Good luck with what you're doing, and I hope we're doing our part to make your job a little bit easier. Thank you. Thank you. You are very much, and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I th. th. th. th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. th. th. the. th. the opportunity to speak with you. Stay safe and wash your hands because of that fake cough you did. Take care. And there you
have it. Thank you so much Dr. Fauci. That was a really informative interview and
ah crap I forgot to ask him about the spiders. Ah, oh well. Anyway when we come back
we'll be looking at which states are telling tourists to stay away.
So you stick around.
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All across the country right now, as you know, states are trying their best to handle the coronavirus
and they're doing it in different ways. And New York is taking social distancing so seriously
that Mayor Bill DiBlazio has now announced that he's going to start ripping down basketball hoops out of all the city parks so that people don't want to go and play there. Oh and fun fact,, De Blasio is the only mayor in America who has to bend down when he rips out the hoops.
Oh!
So that's what's happening in New York.
But other states are taking a different approach to keep themselves safe.
Hanging up a no-trespassing sign.
Fly to Florida and it will really cost you. You're going to have to self-isolate for two weeks before you do anything else. Hopefully that will be a deterrent for
people if you're just simply trying to escape here to avoid the restrictions
that have been put in place in your own state. That is probably not a good idea.
Meantime, both Alaska and Hawaii are now requiring mandatory 14-day
quarantines for everyone entering their states. They say if you aren't able to comply with the quarantine, you will need to postpone your trip.
I hope that everyone complies and visitors do not come here.
We do want those who may have scheduled trips to the islands take the action to cancel or reschedule their trip. Yeah, that's right. If you try and get off the plane in Alaska in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in their in their in the plane in the plane in the plane in the plane in a the plane in a the plane in a the plane in a the plane in a the the the ule their trip. Yeah, that's right. If you try and get off the plane in Alaska, Hawaii or Florida,
instead of a guy with a sign holding up your name at the airport,
people just have a sign that says,
turn around dick.
And I mean, I'm assuming your name is dick.
I mean, they could write Richard if you prefer that.
They just turn around and the person. But if these states really want to keep people out, instead of tourism ads, you know what
they need?
They need to make some anti-tourism ads.
In fact, we did it for them.
Ah, Hawaii.
With its sandy beaches, lush rainforests and friendly people, Hawaii is heaven on the earth.
Or at least it was until you dirty mainlanders came and infected us.
For now on to stay the hell away.
Remember, we've also got volcanoes, and we're not afraid to throw you into one.
Hawaii.
Go to Florida.
It's closer.
Are you looking for breathtaking landscapes, untamed wildlife, and blissful solitude?
Well, tough shit.
We don't want you here. And your tropical ass wouldn't last the day anyway.
This is Alaska, mother-ficker. We're basically in Russia. We still use dogs for cars. Alaska.
Come one step closer and I swear to God we'll blow up all the oil.
Can't wait to visit Florida? Sure you can. It's not all sunshine and Mickey Mouse down here.
Remember that guy on Bat Salt's who tried to eat another guy's face?
That happened here.
And you know where all those Florida men live?
In F. F. Flauor.
Plus, this is where all the old people are.
Does this look like a party to you?
You really need a list of reasons to stay away? Fine. Angry Gators, frozen iguanas, Maralago,
humidity, stand your ground, Hurricane Tim Teebo.
Florida, stay away from our penis-shaped hellhole.
I'm convinced.
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