The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Trump Visits a Bodega as Jury Recruitment Continues | Orlando Bloom
Episode Date: April 18, 2024Dulcé Sloan takes on Nike’s skimpy design for Team USA’s women’s track and field Olympians, Endless Shrimp comes to an end as Red Lobster considers bankruptcy, and Donald Trump visits a bodega ...in NYC as jury selection makes headway. Plus, Josh Johnson tries to wiggle his way into stardom by being selected for Trump’s jury. Then, Dulcé has been watching white people drink wine and pretend to know what a "tannin" is for decades. But what about Black people who also want to get wine drunk on a weekday and call it a book club? Dulcé learns all about wine appreciation and breaking the stemmed-glass ceiling of this exclusive industry from a Black-owned wine tour business in Atlanta. And actor and adventure enthusiast, Orlando Bloom, chats with Dulcé about his new docuseries “Orlando Bloom: To the Edge,” where he pushed himself to the limits in attempts to master wingsuiting, free diving, and rock climbing. They discuss how the experience helped him stay present, the spiritual journey he embarked on, and what it was like portraying himself on-camera.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We've got so much to talk about tonight.
Trump's got himself a real New York jury.
Red Lobster's in Trouble Girl.
And the newest Olympic sport is
gynecology.
So, let's get to the headline!
Let's begin with sports!
All right, it's now just 100 days into the Summer Olympics when we find out which of the
world's athletes is most like a dolphin.
So, yesterday Nike unveiled the new Team USA Uniforms and one of the options for women's
track and field is getting a lot of attention.
Oh, is this not getting your attention?
Zoom in?
Zoom in.
Right.
We got your attention now.
Look at this.
That doesn't even come into mannequin's pussy,
and she ain't even got one.
This outfit should not be for Team USA.
Team Brazilian, absolutely.
And what is the point of this?
Are they trying to distract the other competitors?
Folks just slamming in the hurdles like, oh, I forgot to jump.
I was looking at that vagina.
Don't nobody want to see this?
What we want to see is that man from Tonga, put him up!
I miss you?
In other sports news, MBA player, John T Tay Porter recently got caught gambling on his
own team and even faking injuries to influence bets.
And today the NBA banned him for life.
It's the harshest punishment the NBA can hand down besides making you play for the Detroit
Pistons.
I mean, I guess it's easier to fake an injury than to play better.
But still, fixing games is an unacceptable thing for an NBA player to do.
Now, if it was the WMBA, I mean, listen, they are underpaid.
You need a side hustle. You gotta do what you gotta do, sis.
Now, moving on. If you're going on a bad anniversary dinner,
I got some news for you.
Red Lobster is considering filing for bankruptcy.
Which is ironic because every customer in Red Lobster is already broke.
Now, the report says it's because of expensive leases and labor costs, but you know who I blame?
Men.
That's right.
Y'all aren't living up to Beyonce's standards.
Y'all not fucking your woman good enough to earn that trip to Red Lobster, that's what happened.
You dick game is weak, and now an entire restaurant chain is going under.
You should be ashamed to yourselves.
But this doesn't affect me though. I get my seafood from the tanks at an aquarium anyway.
See, I'm dating this guy who gets in the scuba gear and cleans the glass.
He brings me the best up. Have you ever had belugal, ooh.
It's delicious.
But let's move on to the big story. The
trial of Donald Cell Block J. Trump. And another edition of America's Most
Tremendously Wanted. The whole thing is a scam. The court house is on break today, you know, because it's Wednesday.
So when they let out yesterday, Trump celebrated with a little tour of New York's hot spots.
New York City may be heavily democratic, but former President Trump campaigned there anyway, Tuesday,
visiting a bodega after jury selection in his Manhattan
hush money trial wrapped up for the day.
God bless you, my movie star.
Thanks.
Gonna be a movie star, huh?
Thank you.
Are you kidding me, Donald Trump?
You're going to tell an immigrant father that his son should get into acting? What is wrong with you? As soon as you leave, the dad is going to be like,
don't you listen to the crazy man.
You're taking a store over when I die.
By the way, if you're from New York,
you know it killed all those guys
that have Trump standing there in a store
wasting everyone's time.
That owner was two seconds from being like, Hey Donald, buy something or get the fuck out. Now I will say, I mean, I'm surprised Trump didn't hit up the lotto machine while he
was there.
Dude owes over $500 million in fines.
Can you imagine owing so much money that you have to hit Powerball just to get back
to zero?
Now as for the actual trial, this week is all about picking a jury.
And it might seem impossible to find 12 New
Yorkers with an unbiased opinion of Donald Trump, but they're actually making some progress.
This morning seven jurors are sworn in to hear the historic criminal case against Donald
Trump. So far there are three women and four men, the four men's originally from Ireland
and still has the accent. Yeah. Yeah, he better still have the accent.
What's the point of telling me he's from Ireland if he doesn't have the accent?
An Irishman with no accent is just a white dude in America.
It's funny how the news can only point out someone's accent if they're white.
You can be sure Wolf Blitzer's never going to be like, he's originally from China and he's still got the accent.
No, Wolf Blitzer, you're going to get canceled, friend.
Can't so.
And look, if you're going to be found guilty, you want to hear it in an Irish accent.
It's so pleasant and charming. It's like, looks like you're training in a pedigee for some toilet wine, me lad.
Hush, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I don't know why we look for me to do an Irish accent.
It sounds crazy.
Anyway, aside from Patty McGee, who else is on this jury.
It's an interesting cross-section of the kind of people in Manhattan, the jury of Donald Trump's peers. There's an oncology nurse who said no one is above the law.
A teacher from a family of police officers said President Trump speaks his mind,
but a grandfather from Puerto Rico who called Trump fascinating and mysterious.
Fascinating and mysterious, he's not a Chanel fragrance.
And this dude is the least mysterious person in life.
He tells us everything he's thinking.
I know the names of all the people he's had sex with.
I heard the details of what his penis looks like.
Like the only mysterious thing about him is what animal they made his wig out of.
For more on the jury selection, let's go live to the courthouse with Josh Johnson! So Josh, what's the rest of the jury going to look like?
Well, ideally they'll end up with a jury that represents New York, and they already have a nurse,
a teacher, and a Puerto Rican.
So now they just need a white woman who calls herself a witch
and feels bad about gentrifying but definitely isn't moving.
I'm told they're also looking for a subway masturbator
and someone with a history,
someone with a history of being stabbed or stabbing.
And to represent the views of Staten Island, they're looking for firemen or a racist.
Racist against who?
Ideally everybody.
And of course, they're definitely going to want a young black man who's nicely dressed, non-threatening,
and standing outside the courthouse right now.
Josh, are you trying to get on the jury?
No, I mean, if I'm called upon, that's trying to get on the jury? No, I mean if I'm
called upon that's my civic duty to sure yes yes yes I want to be on the jury
yes yes. Josh why no one wants jury duty the only people who don't get out of
jury dury are the ones who are stupid or hate their families.
Jokes on you to say I don't have a family or stupid. Yeah, what?
Look, the point is, in this economy...
The point is, in this economy, you need steady work, and being on a trump trial is the
steadiest work.
This gig could last me for decades. steady work, and being on a Trump trial is the steadiest work.
This gig could last me for decades.
It's $40 a day, you can't make a living off that?
That's because you're not factoring in the potential bribe money.
I'm not leaving anything on the table.
Look, Trump.
Are you looking?
Look, Trump.
Look, now. Are you looking? Look, Trump. I'm talking to you. Trump, look, now, too, hoo!
Hey, boy, boy, boy, look, look, at the TV. Now, for $400, you walk free.
For $4.50, I'll put Stormy Daniels in jail, okay?
I don't even know if I can do that, but I'm gonna try. As long as I can walk out of that courtroom with a check and a mink coat.
You can't pull off a meat coat.
You're gonna look like a prepubescent cat Williams.
So you don't care about this trial.
So you don't care about this trial.
You just want to be on the jury for seash reasons. Yeah, obviously. This thinks thininin is thinks is thinks thinks thiiiuuuuu. thi is thi is thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. that is tho tho tho tho tho that, I that. that, tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I the thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I to th the. I th thooo. th. I cash cow. All these jurors are going to get book deals, daytime TV appearances.
At least one of them is going to be on the mass singer.
And I think I have what it takes to be a sexy wombat.
It's not easy money.
Being part of a high-profile trial is exhausting.
Not this one.
I can nap whenever Trump is napping.
I'll dip my head when when when his head, I'll bop up when he bops up.
As long as we snore in rhythm, nobody'll notice.
Josh, be serious. The leading presidential candidate is on trial.
Isn't there a chance that he might finally face justice? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Oh, no!
I don't know!
You know what I said?
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Jossin, everybody!
When we come back, we'll drink wine, so don't go away.
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Let's talk about wine.
You might think that it's mostly for white people.
But once again, you're wrong.
I went to a far-off land to show you why.
I have been watching white people drink wine and pretending to know what the hell of
Tannin is for decades, but they're not the only ones who want to get wine drunk on a weekday
and call it a book club.
Luckily, there are black-owned businesses who are kicking in the trellis on this
exclusive industry.
So welcome to wine country.
Georgia? I thought I was going to Italy.
To learn more about shattering the wine glass ceiling, I met up with Chuck and Latanya
Island, owners of Pop the Cork Wine Tours, a black-owned company that guides folks from
Atlanta straight to Wine Town.
So how did you get into doing wine tour?
Did you just wake up one day and go, oh, I love wine.
I wish I could have other people come with me and drink it.
Anywhere we travel, first thing I want to know is where is wine country and where are
the spas?
So when we came here and I started asking around where is wine country, we stumbled up in
all of these wineries.
But nobody in Atlanta knew about the wineries.
What?
From grapes?
Yes.
Are there a lot of other black people doing wine tours?
We were one of the first.
The last, I'd say, three to four years,
it has started to really explode.
So it's getting a little bit more colorful, as they like to say?
Yeah. The clientele is changing. Yes. Were there any people that came up to do a tour with y'all and were like, hey, hello?
Well, I can get the car.
Now I've got to get something off my chest.
I'm very excited to support black businesses, but I do have a confession.
I don't like wine.
I don't like wine. Why do I want to drink to drink to drink grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape grape you you you you you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that that that that that that that that that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have to to to to to to to tha that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that you have that do I want to drink grape juice you have taken the sugar out of?
Grape juice that you have made Dance on a Pole.
That's the reason for wine tours.
We take you out to sample wine to learn how to drink it.
And how to properly taste the wine.
But I've had a tongue my whole life.
But we're gonna like to open the the the the the it correctly with wine. Hey, hey, listen, y'all are a nice couple.
I'm gonna show me how to use my time.
Okay?
Wow, people have a wine country move fast.
I guess they gotta try out some of this stuff for myself.
Our first one is a chardinney.
Our first one is a shardin' nanny. We just can give you a little taste. This actually opens that wine up for the
bouquet inside the glass. Now, some other you want to take a little bit in your mouth.
You want to add oxygen by sucking it up through that. I'll show you.
I'm like a man telling a little smoother.
Yeah, I guess so.
It takes a little getting used to.
Oh, yeah, it takes some getting used to it.
Chug, chug, no, sip, sip, sip.
Okay, so slow drinking does not come naturally to me.
When we get to the food part.
When you're growing up in Italy, you pair your wine with the fuzze.
This page well with cheese. Let me get some of the cheese. Air out this cheese.
I can just hear that.
Now, it hits your wine again.
Okay, what's that?
I'm gonna'n't.
I still don't like it.
Well, what's the next one?
Damn, this wine's driving my legs on a winter day.
When we gotta get to something sweet.
So this is wine infused with chocolate.
You just need a little bit, you know, after your dinner.
Just like an aparteef.
There you go.
See?
That's because I yell like this, don't mean I don't know shit.
Do you like it?
Yeah, because it's sweet.
We already paid this up.
Okay, so I didn't succeed in expanding my palette. But at least I supported black on business.
Besides, you got to embrace what you like, and I like chocolate wine.
To chocolate wine.
To chocolate wine.
It's great to know that wine tours are getting more diverse.
But what about the people actually grow in the grapes?
Are there any black wineries in the area?
So there are not. When we look at the whole country, there's about 11,000 plus wineries across country.
Just about 1% are black-owned.
Damn, only 1%? That gives me an idea.
I gotta open up my own black-owned vineyard.
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When we come back, Orlando Bloom will be joining me on the show, so don't go away. Hey everybody, John Stewart here.
I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show coming out every Thursday.
We're going to be talking about the election earnings calls.
What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.
I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
but how many of them come out on Thursday?
Listen to the weekly show with My guest tonight is an actor and adventure enthusiast
who has a new limited docuseries called Orlando Bloom to the Edge.
Please welcome Orlando Bloom! Hi everyone. That's a nice, that's a nice warm response.
Hi everyone. That's a nice warm response. Hi everyone.
Oh, you got interviewed before. I don't act like you've never had a million people be like,
like, Orlando! Ah! Like you haven't been hacked in as act like you've never had a million people. We're like, Orlando!
Like you haven't been hacked in as long as most of these people have been alive.
Okay, so I just saw you jumping out of a plane, out of a plane.
You know you need your face for work, right?
Orlando Blum, why are you jumping out of planes?
With a bat suit on?
With a bat suit on?
With a bat suit on?
With a bat suit on?
Like a flying squirrel.
A flying squirrel?
A flying squirrel?
You're out here jumping out of planes like,
like, why, frie?
Well, because I didn't get any t idea. It was like, I was COVID when like I felt really the palpable level of fear around me.
I don't know about you, but I was like, if I get out of this, I want to do something that
shows how people live in such a way that they could survive this, right? But like I said, nobody bit on that, but they said, how about we wen, how, how, how, how, how, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I.. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. tha, how about we throw you out of a plane? How about we throw you to the bottom of the ocean and up a mountain? So I was like, okay, that works.
So you came up with an idea during the Rony, as we like to call it,
where we were in a panasonic, you know,
and you were like, man, I would love to talk to people about just, you know, how do I become a person thi person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person person? to to to to to to to to to to to to to person who lives to be 100 years old? And then networks were like, nah, I don't nobody care about that.
But can't we see you risk your life?
Is that what everyone was like?
That's exactly what it was, yeah.
Okay, and so, don't you have children?
Because it's because if it was me, if I'm Miss Kedipur.
And I got a baby at home, I'm like, sir, if you don't sit down.
Why, for what?
Oh, God love you.
Yeah, she, she's amazing.
Super, we both support each other immensely.
But look, obviously, perhaps she didn't know exactly quite the lengths I'd be going
to until I kind of came home freaking out, sweating and going like, uh, that was real. But I th you you you you you you you you th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, you thi, you know, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me to th. I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm that, I'm to me, I'm to me, I'm to me, I'm to me, I'm to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, like, er, that was real and a lot.
But I think, you know, I hope that, like,
for me it was like this was an opportunity
to kind of get super capable, super focused,
and actually these remarkable athletes
that taught me all these incredible things.
You see, Luke Atkins was the guy who taught me to wing suit, and Camilla Jabal was was was was was was was was was tol, tol, the tol, tol, the tol, the t, t, t, the t, t, t, t, the t, t, t, t, t, t, tha, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, and, the, the, the, the, and, thin, and, threaa, and, throoing, and, and, thin, and, thereean, and, threa.a, thea, the, the who taught me to wingsuit and Camilla Jabal was taught me to free dive
with Will Troubridge and then there was this amazing adaptive climber named Mo Beck who was
born with one hand and claimed exactly what I climbed.
Like these are people with an incredible skill set and I kind of felt like well if I could
learn instead of being this like impulsive kid that I kind of always had been in like that throu like like like the the their their their their their their their their their their.. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I th. I could I could I could I could I could th. I could th. I could th. I could th. I could I could I could th. I could th. I'm th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. And I th. And I th. And I thiii. And I'm, I'm thi. I'm teei. I'm tei. And, tei. And, tei. And, tei. And, tei. And, tea. And, tei. And, tea. And, te. And, te. And, te. And, that I kind of always have been in like that was when I got into trouble you know like flying around on my motorcycle thinking I could
do anything and then not knowing the protocols or not knowing exactly it was
like an education in becoming super present super capable and able to like
push through what I think was you know an edge for me now listen for other
people their edge is a little different, you know, but it was like, it wouldn't necessarily play on TV in the same way, right? Well, my edge is
being a black woman in America. So... Well, there you go.
Uh, you only have to step out of the house, right? Listen, I walk outside and I'm like, man, this is extreme. This is real. Lord, I hope I make it back tonight.
Black Italy?
I might meet Jesus far across the street.
So you went wing-suited.
Yeah.
Rock climbing.
Correct.
Free diving.
Yeah.
Now, I thought diving didn't cost any money.
What is free diving?
So I basically swam to, I ended up at about 102 feet, 37 meters.
I guess it's like one-tenth of the Chrysler building, or 10 floors.
Maybe you can think of it 10 floors.
I swam to 10 floors on one breath.
And down and back, so was it 5 down and 5 up?
or was it 10 down and 10 up?
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that because it's free of air? Is that why? Because you don't have like a, there's no snorkel,
there's no scoop, there's just you and you're in your breath and the great deep beyond?
Wow.
Pretty scary.
I mean it's a weird feeling because you're literally like, you know,
I'm not claustrophobic and I love the ocean,
but there was a lot of technical stuff with like, you know,
equalizing and I had a mask.
I mean, you know, it was, it was challenging, but we got there and I only had like
like a week to kind of do that. I mean I learned to hold my breath.
I kept doing these techniques.
So Camilla, who was training me, taught me these breath routines and ways to sort of exhale,
hold breath out to build up this CO2, which is what you feel most uncomfortably when you're
underwater, and then holding your breath for an extended period of time. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, and I mean, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and tho, and then, and then, and the, and then, and tho, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, the, the, there, there, there, there, there, therea, therea, therea, therea, thaugh, tha, tha, thaugh, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thea, thea, thea, an extended period of time. I mean it's, it is unnatural.
It's not something that like, I definitely wouldn't recommend it just to kind of go do that.
You know, but, but it was like, I think I got a lot from it.
So you like, so you learned a lot from this experience of al-way, almost not making it out of these experiences.
Yeah. What do you felt like you learned in those plays where you were at those moments you were just like
I'm like right on the because like did you reach the was the edge death? Was the
that where the edge? I think it's close to it. I think I say in the show I never feel more alive when I was close to death and I thi that's close to death and I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. I the. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th was th was th was th was th was th was th was th was th was th. th was th was th th was th was th was th was th was th was th. th was the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. those tho. those those those those those moment those tho. you're in a really intense moment, a really intense
situation and I had these incredible teachers, if I follow the protocol, if I just follow
what I'd learned, if I trust, if I let go, all of those ideas of like being, trust, the
universe, trust this is on my path, trust that I'd learned everything, trust that Luke who took the to wingtip, if the, if the, if th, if I, if I, if I, if I, if, if I, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, and, and, and, I, I, and, and, and, and, and, I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, and, and, and, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I..a, I. And, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they.a, the the the the they.a.a. the the the the the the the they. the they. they. taught me, for example, with the free diving that I was capable to wingsuit after 25 jumps, which is when I got my A license, so
we're not sure anyone really has done it on the 26th jump, wing-suiting, because it's a
particularly terrifying kind of experience when you don't have a huge amount of experience. But, uh, yo! But I kind of had, I kind of had, I felt, I felt, I, I, I, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, tr, tr, tr, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, tru, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, felt like being present, really present,
and maybe that's something that I'll take back,
hopefully that's something that I am taking back to my family,
like being more present or grateful,
more like appreciative of life, I guess.
That's amazing.
Because the idea of being more present is a thing that's always,
I mean, it's, we're here, I'm
a present, you're welcome.
But, I guess the idea, because like, how did you, you're a gift.
Look at God, thank you so much.
And if you have any nice friends that want to meet me, you know, we can talk about
that later, Mr. Bloom. But I do wonder, like, was there anything that got their a a a thaa?????. their their thiiii. thi. their thi. their, thi. their, thi. thi. their, thi. thi. thi. thi. their, their, their, their, the idea. the idea, their, their, their, the idea, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the idea, I. the idea. I. I. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t th. that got you, I guess like being in those moments,
it feels like it's probably like a very spiritual experience
when you're that close to just...
Yeah, so I, yeah, definitely when you're that close to death.
And I've had this Buddhist practice in my life since I'm 16,
so I chant Namur Angia Kill,
which has been a really wonderful philosophy in my life and something like kind of an anchor for me really. So I actually, you see me trying a little bit of that
and it's something that I would say help me to deal with
the voices in my head telling me that I was insane
or that I might die, you know?
That's survival, sir.
That's your body going to breathe.
Yeah, exactly.
Which by the way, when you're doing that, you are breathing. But I think, you know, in a way, yeah, it was very focusing in grounding and because you're
in like these hyper-tense situations.
I liked it.
It helped.
I'll use it again.
I use it now.
You're an actor who's been a part of huge franchises.
Yeah.
The rings of a series. So there's no, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, it, it, it, it, the, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the, the, the, the, th..... It was, th. It was, th. It was, the, the, the, it was, it was, it was, it was, it, it, it, it was, it Rings, the Pirates of the Caravan, but like this is a docu series, so there's no,
because I'm also a trained actor, it was when I started doing stand-up and scared me.
Because I'd never been on stage and it wasn't me being a character, bringing someone else
to life, and they were someone else's words.
So how did it feel to be on camera but you weren't playing someone else and you were very being very true to yourself
and presenting yourself.
And kind of vulnerable and terrified?
Yeah.
It was a lot.
To be honest, I'd never thought of doing anything like this.
You know, I wasn't thinking I want to do an unscripted show and I want to do some
kind of action-eventure thing. It wasn't in my thinking. It just was something that that that that that that that that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that became something that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that became that became that became that became that became that that that that that. That. That. That. That. That. That. I that. That. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'd th. I for. But it was like definitely, I was,
I had a certain amount of like,
am I gonna say something really silly all the time
or just part of the time?
And I got, am I gonna sound like I know anything about anything,
you know?
So that was, that was also I think a massive,
I'm grateful for that question.
It was insane ths was insane and challenging, like overcoming some of
the things in my mind that prevented me from even thinking anything I had to say was
going to work for an unscripted show because as you point out so rightly I've worked on some
great characters and great writers and when you have a dialogue, you know, from a character that's been written now, it's, there's, there's choices that you make, but when you're just riffing, it's like, as you know,
like, you can't really, you know, wait, is that going to look? Am I going to say anything interesting here?
So it was, yeah, that was another element to it that I kind of had to sort of learn. I kind of it's amazing. I'm so excited for you for this project.
Thanks, I hope you like it.
I will love it.
I love you to watch you.
I'm glad you're feeling.
I'm glad you're going to watch there.
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