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Welcome to another weekend episode of the Daily Stoic podcast.
Today I'm very excited to bring you a meditation
on one of my heroes, Kato the Younger.
It's also something that brings me way, way back
because I read this book in its
rawest manuscript form before I'd even published
any of my own books.
I read a draft of this book in 2011 when I was living in New Orleans writing, trust me,
I'm lying.
I just sort of begun my journey, you know, sort of writing and talking about stoicism,
and the author's Rob Goodman and Jimmy Sony reached out to me.
It was awesome to see this book come out.
I even went to the book party in
New York City, which area on a Huffington through again, like 10 years ago. And it's really a great
book because before I'd written Lives of the Stoics, there really weren't that many biographies of
the actual Stoics, particularly some of these lesser known Stoics. And Kato is this hero of the actual Stokes, particularly some of these lesser known Stokes. And Kato is this hero of the Roman Republic who gets largely forgotten because since he's
on the losing side, Caesar wins, destroys the Republic.
Kato is kind of forgotten until, you know, 1700 years later when he's sort of reborn
as this hero of the American Revolution.
And today's episode is an excerpt from this great biography, Rome's Last Citizen, The Life
and Legacy of Cato, Mortal Enemy of Caesar.
This chapter deals specifically with the early life of Cato, how he survived in Roman
culture that was so tough on kids.
But how these lessons sort of made him who he was ultimately,
you know, made him into the Iron Man,
as I say in Lies of the Stokes,
that he ultimately became.
Kato grows up in a time of war and death,
but he also comes from a long line of sort of heroes
and sort of Rome, one of Rome's great families.
His early inclination towards justice,
and he stands up for Kedu's being bullied.
He fights when he sees sort of the adults in his life,
sort of sucking up to a tyrant.
He has this strong temper paired with a predilection for justice.
Did he has to learn at an early age, had a sort of
subsume and channel, not let it carry him away? A little slice of the life of one of Rome's
last great citizens, one of the true heroes of Stoke philosophy. I do hope you check out this book.
Read it in physical or audio. Obviously, this is the audio of the book.
You can check that out in audible or anywhere you get your audio books,
and of course, anywhere books are sold.
Rome's last citizen, the life and legacy of Cato, mortal enemy of Caesar
by Rob Goodman and Jimmy Sony enjoy.
One.
Wargames.
1. War Games The first time we see Boy Cato, in the account of his great biographer Plutac, he is being
hung by his feet from a high window.
He is four years old and already an orphan.
It is the year 91.
The man dangling and shaking him out over the ground, intermittently threatening to drop
him, is a stranger. He is
pompidious silo, an Italian politician visiting from out of town, a friend of Cato's uncle
and guardian. He is in Rome to plead once more for citizenship for the towns of Italy,
Rome's allies. Pompidious was evidently the kind of single-minded reformer who couldn't
let the cause go even
when playing with children. He'd asked the boys of the house, with a smile,
come beg your uncle to help us in our struggle. Though they barely understood the request,
all of them, even Kato's half-brother, had nodded yes. Kato had only stared. They came another request for help, then a joke, then the guests dropped
smile, then threats, and still the angry stare from this four-year-old
boy, either dumb or self-possessed beyond his years, until he was
shaken and dangled out the window, without a scream, without a cry for
help, yielding just that same unblinking stare.
After Pompey's gave up and set the boy back on his feet, he was overheard to say,
how lucky for Italy that he is a boy.
If he were a man, I don't think we could get a single vote.
It is the kind of perfect story that could only come from a culture that didn't believe
in childhood.
The truth is we know precious little about the boy Cato, or the boy Caesar, or the boy Cicero.
Most of the details of their childhoods, or any Roman childhood, were considered too trivial
to remember.
And when their stories do come down to us, like the story of Kato and the window, told by Plutarch
about a hundred years after the fact, they are the stories of little adults. We talk about
formative years, but in childhood stories like this one, it is as if the Romans were
born fully formed. Whether or not there was an authentic incident
of a house guest, a political controversy, and a children's game-turned-violent, this is, at the very least, a projection back into
the boyhood of all the indelible qualities of the grown Cato—stubbornness or obstinacy,
fearlessness or foolhardiness, traditionalist politics or reactionary politics.
The story shows Cato grabbed by an overwhelming force, facing death, and
evincing utter calm in the face of it.
It shows him proving so unshakable that the force, while remaining every
bit as overwhelming, recognizes that it has suffered some kind of moral defeat.
Plutarch was a deliberate artist.
He started Kato's life with the typology of his
death.
What else do we know of Kato's beginnings? We know he was born in 95 to his mother,
Livia Drusa, and father Marcus Kato, a senator of whom little record survives. The conventions
of Roman childhood and parenting are well understood in outline, though we
know little unique to Kato.
If the first moments of his life were at all typical, the screaming newborn Kato was placed
at the feet of his father.
His father raised him from the ground, held him close, inspected him for signs of strength
and health, a tender gesture, but one that held the power of life and death. His father's
nod made him a citizen and a son. Rejected on the ground, he would have been marked a bastard
and left to die. Several days wait, and he was given the name of his family's men for
at least six generations, Marcus. Then came a series of rituals. The house was swept to rid of evil spirits. A lucky
golden locket was placed around the newborns neck. His future was divined in the flight
of birds and the entrails of sacrificed animals. All this signaled Kato's entrance into
his father's household and family line. Above all, of course, we know that Kato survived
his earliest days. No small feat in a culture that tested the toughness of newborns by exposing
them to the elements, bathing them in ice water, and needing the weakness out of their soft
muscles. That there was not much weakness in Kato can be inferred from the simple fact that he lived.
Whether or not an enraged house-guest nearly defenestrated the boy Kato, what is indisputably
true is the grievance the guest came to Rome to press. Italy hadn't always paid tribute
to Rome, its independence had been worn down over centuries of war. Even where Rome's authority was acknowledged,
it was hardly welcomed. When Hannibal had marched over the Alps in 218, intent on conquering
Rome, half of Italy had sided with him. When he was driven out, Rome punished the traitor
cities severely, destroying some outright. And yet, as Rome built an overseas empire, Italian
soldiers shared the burden, manning up to two-thirds of the Roman army, Italian sons died alongside
Romans to secure Sicily and Carthage and Greece. Romans and Italians were interchangeable
to the conquered, indistinguishable Romeioy. Yet the spoils went overwhelmingly to the Roman
capital, and Italians would deny the vote, even as they paid men and money into the Roman
machine. The Italian question had vexed Roman politics for generations, and it was a central
theme in the brief careers of Rome's greatest radicals, the brothers Tiberius and Gaius Gracus. Their
failure is often considered the beginning of the republic's slow end.
The oldest son of an old family, already decorated in war, Tiberius Gracus is said to have
conceived his political platform while on the march. A generation before Kato's birth,
he was infuriated to see first hand
an Italian countryside almost entirely given over to imported slave gangs and the massive
plantations of the Roman rich. He grieved that, the Italian race, are people so valiant
in war and related in blood to the Romans, were declining little by little into pauperism and porosity of numbers without any hope of remedy.
He also feared that Rome, with its hardy small farmers on the decline,
would grow increasingly vulnerable to its enemies.
In 133, soon after his return to Rome,
Tiberius won election as Tribune of the People.
The Senate had said aside the
office of the Tribune as a pacifier for Rome's underclass, but it was rarely used for any
radical purpose until Tiberius got his hands on it. He electrified Rome with his passionate
words on behalf of the soldiers who fought to build an empire, even as their own small
pieces of that empire were stripped away.
It is with lying lips that their commanders exhort the soldiers in their battles to defend sepulchers and shrines from the enemy.
For not a man of them has an hereditary altar,
not one of all these many Romans an ancestral tomb,
but they fight and die to support others in wealth and luxury.
And though they are styled masters of the
world, they have not a single clod of earth that is their own.
On the strength of this rallying cry, Tiberius proposed to remedy Rome's wealth gap by capping
the holdings of the rich and distributing public lands to the urban poor. Ignoring the
outrage of Rome's senatorial establishment, Tiberius took his bill for
Landry distribution directly to the people's assembly, a body with the authority to pass
laws, but one that rarely dared to defy the aristocracy. The Roman masses passed the land
reform by acclamation. In the Senate, Tiberius' success was perceived not merely as the action of a radical, but
as the ambition of a would-be king, an attempt to put a faction in permanent power with the
backing of the poor.
Not long after passage of the landpill, a senator and neighbor of the Grekkus family
was brought forward to testify that Tiberius was hiding a crown in his home. The Senate's suspicions
seemed all but confirmed when Tiberius broke with Roman tradition and announced his campaign
for a second consecutive year in office. It was only because he wanted immunity from political
prosecution, he insisted. It was the first step to declaring himself tribune for life, his enemies said.
It is not surprising that the fracker ended in the murder of Tiberius and the death of his
followers.
What is astonishing is that the party of senators who beat Tiberius to death in open daylight
was led by Rome's high priest, who wore his toga pulled over his head just as he dressed
when sacrificing an animal. The assassination
of Tiberius was dressed up as a religious right, a sacrifice to the republic's guardian gods.
Tiberius' younger brother, Gaius, Grakos, escaped the killings, and for the rest of his short
life the grief he had suffered encouraged him to speak out
fearlessly. Friends and enemies alike, painted Gaius as a man on fire for revenge. Yet, elected
Tribune ten years after Tiberius, he brought more than anger and grief to the work of coalition
building and legislating. He brought a discipline that outdid his brothers. While Tiberius reached out to the Roman poor alone, Gaius made inroads
with Rome's merchant class, the equites, so called because they
could afford to outfit themselves with a horse in times of war.
And in the most critical departure from his brothers' example, Gaius
invited Italians into his populist coalition.
For the first time, a leading Roman was offering equal citizenship, including full voting
rights, to Rome's closest Italian allies.
It was Gaius' most creative act of statesmanship, but it was also the opening that allowed his
conservative opponents a chance to destroy him.
It took little effort to drive a wedge
between Gaius' Italian and Roman backers. His opponents had only to point out that more
voting power and more cheap bread for Italians meant less of both for Romans.
If you give citizenship to the Latins, said one nativist consul, one of two co-heads
of the Roman state, I suppose that you think that
you will continue as now to find somewhere to stand to listen to speeches and attend
games and public festivals. Surely you realise that they will occupy all the spaces.
Retaric like this helped pry away enough of Gaius' supporters to weaken him fatally. When Gaius finally met electoral defeat, the
Senate pounced, moving for the repeal of his entire agenda. What was left of the Grakhan
faction took this as such a provocation that it rioted. A consul's servant was killed
in the street fighting. All the cause needed for the Senate to deem Grakus and his friends'
enemies of the state
and call out the army against them.
Though Gaius fled through the streets and all the spectators, as at a race urged Gaius
on to greater speed, not a man came to his aid, or even consented to furnish him with
a horse when he asked for one, for his pursuers were pressing close upon him.
Chased over the tibre and cornered in a sacred grove,
Gaius fell on his sword.
Thousands of his followers joined him in death,
summarily executed in a political purge.
When it was over, and the blood was washed from the streets,
the senate broke ground for a grand new temple,
the Temple of Concord. But the prayers offered, the temple of Concord.
But the prayers offered in the temple of Concord, since ear or cynical, would be empty smoke.
Concord, if it ever lived in Rome, was gone.
The purge of the grackeye might have at least promised peace through force, but as each side
reflected on the decade that had fractured Roman consensus,
it became clear that the purge had settled nothing. It hadn't satisfied the Italians,
who had been promised political rights and were furious to see the pledge go unfulfilled.
It hadn't resettled the countryside, or calmed the poor.
What Rome's conservatives took from the Greckin years was a conviction of how easily the masses
could be bribed, the revelation that their loyalty belonged not to the state, but to the
highest bidder.
For those who had cheered, Tiberius and Gaius, the brutal lesson was that their enemies
had been the first to settle arguments with clubs and knives.
Out of this violent decade were born the two factions that would define the last century
of the Republic.
The popularities, men of the people, took the Grakai brothers as models and martyrs, often
too dangerous to be spoken of directly, but an inspiration always.
The optimates, the best men, a bit of self-flattery, stood for the
traditional power of the Senate as a bulwark against what they saw as populist tyranny.
To be sure, the Republic never saw anything that we would recognize as political parties.
Roman politics rested on a ceaselessly knitted web of personal attractions, alliances and enmities, marriages,
family ties, favors done and owed, old friendships and older grudges.
And Roman politics was always a rich man's game.
The average popularities may have played to the people more openly, but his economic
interests differed literal from his optimus, neighbours.
Whether Rome's populists meant their words sincerely, or whether they merely held their
well-born noses in the pursuit of selfish power, was always hotly argued, and still is.
The optimates, on the other hand, might at least be credited with speaking up for their
interests forthrightly.
They were proud of selflessly swearing off pandering,
of a readiness to speak hard truths to and about the people.
Though the factions had no organizations, no structure, and no formal discipline,
they changed the face of Rome.
The stakes, as each side saw them, were life and death for the
Republic itself.
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Whoever wants to save the Republic, follow me. The priest had cried on his way to
sacrifice Tiberius Gracas. And when Gaius Grachus heard that his followers
were being killed in the streets, he took refuge in Diana's temple where he sank upon
his knees, and with hands outstretched towards the goddess, prayed that the Roman people in
requital for their great ingratitude and treachery might never cease to be enslaved.
These fractured politics were Kato's birthright, and Kato could barely walk before the war
came to his home.
By 91, three decades after the death of Gaius Grekkus, the Italians cause had gone nowhere.
Yet the Italian elite continued to press for its say in the government and its share
of the loot,
and Roman reformers continued to see in the towns of Italy a massive, untapped source
of political power.
Kato's uncle and guardian, Marcus Livius Trucis, Tribune of the People, was one of those
reformers.
Like the gracky brothers, he had made his name by defending land reform
for the peasants and subsidized bread for the urban plebs. Unlike the revolutionaries,
he had demonstrated enough deference to keep in healthy standing with the senate, which
accepted him as a good, moderate pressure valve for popular discontent. But when Druses
took up the cause of Italy, he went too far. His proposal
to grant citizenship to all of Italy launched a panic of room amongering. His enemies
claimed that every Italian city had pledged to enter Drusus' political clientele, a bananza
of money, men, and favors that would bring him the biggest power base in the Republic.
They alleged that Pompei-deus had signed an agreement with Drusus, and was marching on Rome
at the head of ten thousand men.
His enemies whispered, a free state will become a monarchy, if a huge multitude attains
citizenship by virtue of the activity of one man.
The Senate isolated Drusus and revoked his reforms. Soon after, in the house he
shared with four-year-old Kato, a stranger drove a knife into Drusus' thigh. The attack
left a deep enough impression on Rome to be singled out in a rhetorical handbook as
a prime example of Pethos. Drusus, your blood spattered the walls of your home and your mother's face. Did
Kato hear the struggle and the shouts? Trusses bled to death, and Italy exploded.
In conclusive battle played out up and down the Italian peninsula. A disfigured, often
drunk Roman general named Sulla made his reputation by storming and burning the allied cities,
risking his neck so often and so bravely that his troops honored him with a sacred crown woven from battlefield grass.
Rome triumphed, as it always did, with brutality in one hand and careful conciliation in the other,
turning Italy at last into one nation under Rome.
But the success was illusory. The republic was too divided and distracted to anticipate a
genocidal danger building in the east.
In the spring of 88, as Rome's war with its allies drew to a negotiated close, the governors
of the towns of Asia Minor received identical
copies of a letter from their Lord King Mithridates. In thirty days Mithridates ordered, they
were to kill every Roman or Italian man, woman, and child they could lay hands on. On the
appointed day, throughout the province, wherever the resented Roman influence extended, the command
was carried out.
At the cost, Appian calculated, of 80,000 lives.
Though Rome had often inflicted similar treatment in its turn, Appian was shocked to report Roman
children held under the sea by rough hands until they drowned.
Civilians' hands chopped off as they desperately clutched
sacred images, families murdered in cruel sequence before one another's eyes, children
first, then wives, then husbands.
At the far end of the world, in Asia Minor, just as in Italy, Rome was hated.
Its repacious taxes, its colonists, and its occupying troops generated a seething
resentment. Cicero was honest enough to acknowledge that, the Roman name is held in loathing,
and Roman tributes, tithes, and taxes are instruments of death.
Mithridati's put it more starkly still. Rome was the common enemy of mankind.
Who was the king who acted on that hate and gave the brutal order?
Mythridottes claimed descent from Alexander the Great and Darius, Persian king of kings.
On the strength of that ancestry and of a flamboyant personality, which made him the anti-imperial
standard bearer of his day, he laid claim to Asia Minor
and the Black Sea. By the time of the massacre, he had already created a counter-empire
in the image of Greek Alexander's, a check on Rome's regional dominance.
Mithridate's was ready to lock his mother and brother in prison to safeguard his throne.
He was ready to swallow poison every day day to build his immunity to assassination.
He was ready to conceive and launch the greatest premeditated massacre in the history of the ancient world.
The massacre turned a border skirmish into a quarter-century of war, and it put the future of Rome's supremacy into grave doubt. Growing up as he did in those years, a time of shaken confidence wore on his doorstep
and murder in his own home, it's not surprising that what we know of Kato's childhood and
play is cast over with a sullen seriousness.
Along with the other boys, Kato played at law and at war. Playing lawyer was natural.
For the adults in Kato's life, law was sport and spectacle, always the dominant conversation.
For a Roman unable to win advancement under arms, the only other arena was the forum and
its courts.
The place of open-air word combat, where the prize was a bequest from the will of a wealthy client, or
an office and title taken from a politician successfully convicted, or, above all, the
adoring eyes of the crowd.
Like Roman politics, of which it was simply another branch, Roman law had room for both
remarkable flights of rhetoric and lured personal attacks. When denouncing the wanton ex-lover
of a client, Cicero, the greatest lawyer of his time, slipped in a mention of her husband,
oops, I mean her brother. I always make that mistake. No wonder that Kato and his friends would
turn a playroom into a courtroom. Left alone to amuse themselves at a grown-up
party, they assigned plaintiffs, defendants, witnesses, a jury, judge, and jailers. They
practiced accusations and alibis for sacrilege, vote-buying, and slander. They turned on one
and other those comprehensive rhetorical educations that were mandatory for Roman boys of their class, the cruelty
of children standing in for the cruelty of politicians.
In the midst of one of these play-trials, when a shy boy was falsely convicted and hauled
off to be shut in the closet jail, he cried for Kato to save him.
Kato, when he understood what was going on, quickly came to the door, pushed aside the boys who stood before it and tried to stop him, led forth the prisoner, and went off home
with him in a passion, followed by other boys also, Plutarch writes of the incident.
A few years later there was another solemn game, the Troy game.
It was a public game for youths on horseback, the kind of well-off young men who would
soon be leading troops from the saddle.
Its character was religious, its origin ascribed to the ancient games that sanctified Trojan
funerals.
Its object, for once, wasn't competition, but shared perfection in horsemanship.
The poet Virgil lauded its roots in the Trojan's drills. The columns split
apart, as files in the three squadrons all in line, turned away, cantering left and right,
recalled. They wheeled and dipped their lances for a charge. They entered Denon Parades and
counter-parades. The two detachments matched in the arena, winding in and out of one another, so intricate
the drill of Trojan boys who wove the patterns of their prancing horses.
But that was a pious myth. There was nothing Trojan, or even ancient about the exhibition,
it was quite new in Kato's time. Yet the patina of antiquity dignified the games, and the name of Troy was
invoked for good reason. The Trojans, valiant as they were, were histories great losers.
They were also, as the myth went, Rome's true ancestors, beaten in war and sea tossed
from Asia Minor to Italy, where they rebuilt at last. In their heartfelt identification with a
band of refugees from a raised city, the world beating city-raising Romans gained something priceless,
the moral assurance of the underdog. Every reenactment of the Troy game helped to recall it.
But in Kato's year to participate, the Troy game entered a minor crisis.
The two leaders of the boys on horseback were both nepotistic appointments, chosen for their
closeness to General Sula.
Sula had every right to choose.
He had forced his way to the head of the state, and he did it with the help of the most potent
weapon in Roman politics, an army
of the poor. Though he used the weapon to great effect, Sulla was not its inventor. That
credit belonged to his old commanding officer, a rural popularis named Gaius Marius, who,
with a single innovation, had ended the dilemma of Roman army recruitment, but created a host of new, worse dilemmas.
Since the days of the Gracchi, it had been clear that the Roman army was on a dangerously
dwindling course. Only land-owning Romans were allowed to fight in the Roman armed forces.
Small independent farmers were held to be the hardiest soldiers the earth could produce.
Rough-handed men who
fought for their homes and had a half to return to when campaigning season was done.
So tightly did Romans link property and military service, that the requirement remained in place
for years after it became evident that the number of landowners was shrinking precariously.
The gracky had aimed to solve the problem by expanding the base of property
owners, but Marius had found far more success with the revolutionary step of simply erasing
the property qualification altogether. The desperate legions that resulted from this
change ended Rome's manpower worries for good. But rather than fight to protect land they
already owned, the vast majority of Roman soldiers
now fought to win land of their own. They were bound in loyalty to any commander who
could deliver them spoils and acres when the campaign was finished, and as Marius and
Sulla demonstrated, they would follow their general patrons into battle even when fellow
Romans stood in the enemy lines.
By 88, the year that ended the war with the Italians and began the war with Mithridates,
Marius was an old and sagging man, his best days as general behind him.
Sulla was the natural choice to lead the new war in the east.
But as soon as Sulla left the city to take up
command, Marius' faction forced through a decree handing the army back to Marius. Sula,
in response, demonstrated shockingly and conclusively that his troops answered to him alone. He
ordered his army into Rome itself, across the city's sacred and inviolable boundary line, proving in an afternoon the
emptiness of Rome's most central taboo. Having captured the city, forcing Marius to flee,
and extorting the right to command the new war, Sulla marched east. But virtually the moment
Sulla was out of earshop, Marius returned to follow his example, and rampaged his
troops through the city for five days, setting himself up as Rome's first man again, until
he dropped dead soon after, quite possibly of a heart attack.
Sulla was able to ignore the reports of chaos in Rome long enough to beat Mithridates
out of Roman territory, and force him into a wary truce. Without
those reports, Sulla might have finished him, rather than leave an enemy alive and wounded.
But there was no time for that. Back in Rome there was revenge to be taken. In late 82,
Sulla's army met Marius' faction in the shadow of the city walls. The result was a slaughter,
and the dictatorship of Sulla.
The cow'd senate and people had no choice but to acclaim Sulla as dictator legibus fachiendis
et re publicer constitouende causa, dictator for the purpose of making laws and stabilizing the Republic.
Unlike the other dictators in the venerable Republican tradition, since inatus, for instance,
who famously fought off Rome's enemies and then returned to his plough, Sulla's term
came without a limit.
For the first time in memory, the Republic, that hive of ambition, had something resembling
a king.
Sulla was feared, like a king, free to dull out spiles, like a king, and like a king, able
to kill with a word.
For Sulla, rich with plunder from the east and even more bloated with the estates of his
dead enemies, putting the children of his cronies at the head of the
Troy game was a very little thing. So, for the game of 81, he chose his wife's son and a boy
named Saksthus, nephew of his lieutenant Pompeii. Evidently, and unsurprisingly, there wasn't a word of
protest from the adults. But the young aristocrats responded with something unexpected, even brave.
They went on strike.
Saksthus was disliked enough that they refused to drill under him at all. They put down
their wooden weapons and called for a worthy elida. Solar was there at the practice. He
humid them, though he could have done much worse.
Who do you want to lead you?
The call went up for Kato.
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So it was Kato, who led the boys into mock battle
and play charges under Sulla's eye,
Romans playing at being Trojans, conquerors playing
at being the conquered,
boys who in a matter of years would be carrying real metal weapons to real war in Africa,
in the eastern deserts in Spain, in Gaul, boys who in their lifetimes would turn their
weapons on one another. Sulla was impressed with the boy general, and this, it seems, is how the qualities of 14-year-old
Kato came to a dictator's attention, a promising and a dangerous thing.
Sulla's house looked exactly like an inferno. In came the fresh heads of Rome's leading men,
out went gold. Undisturbed by screams or moans, they're
reclined in state the dictator with the fierce grey eyes and the blotchy red birthmark,
like a mulberry sprinkled with oatmeal.
Sula Felix the fortunate.
Sula Apapraditis, Venus's favorite.
Kato and his half-brother often sat by Sula's side, eyewitnesses to the arbitrary
power of a man fond of making the Senate listen to his herangs, and the cries of the executed
at the same time. In what past for dissent in Sula's Rome, a senator begged at last, at
least let us know whom you intend to punish. The next day, eighty names were posted on a white tablet
in the forum. The day after, and the day after that, several hundred more joined the list.
This was privatized justice. The head attached to any of those names brought a fat bounty.
The estates of the executed were sold to the highest bidder, with Suley himself, presiding
as auctioneer.
And while his wishlist at first had a certain brutal logic to it, a purge of popularis,
enemies, and any lingering supporters of his old commanding officer Marius, it grew to include
the names of the conspicuously rich, the victims of private grudges, and, in one notorious
case, a man who was already dead. Having killed
his own brother, a crony of sewers arranged to have the dead man's name added to the prescription
list, blessing the Fratricide after the fact.
The sacred laws against blood-gid on hearths or in temples were pronounced null and void.
Slaves had licensed to murder their masters, and sons their
fathers. Any Roman sheltering a marked man was himself marked for death. A grizzly commas
in human heads, the unpredictability of the killing amplified its terror, as Sula well
grasped.
I am adding to the list of all the names I can remember. He announced with a chilling
nonchalance. Those who have escaped my memory will be added sometime soon. By the end of
the bloodletting, as many as 9,000 Romans were dead.
Solo went about it with a resentment of a man reclaiming a right denied, his family was noble, illustrious, and ruined. He came
of age in rented rooms in the Roman slums. A favorite of prostitutes and comedians, he
was a tireless, drinker and sexual omnivore, whose ruined complexion naturally sparked
talk of venereal disease. At home among the plebs, he might have been a revolutionary. And yet the theme of Sulla's
political career was restoration. He was another Roman in love with the sacred past, so in love
that he swore to wash out with blood everything he found modern or decadent. And so, as soon as Sulla
had his say, gone was the power of the tribunes, the people's representatives. The office was
an old one, but there was nothing like it in the Rome of the fathers, in the Osteo golden
days of senatorial power, or so Sulla's argument went. There were only tribunals at all because
the underclass had dared to go on strike against the patricians, leaving Rome's fields unplowed, and its wars unfort,
until the Senate promised the poor, dedicated voices of their own in the councils of state.
The tribunes were ten chosen men of the people with the power of veto over the Senate,
backed by the plebians oath to kill any man who so much as laid a hand on a tribune's
body. The office was the embodiment of all that was
democratic in Rome. In the hands of politicians like the Gracchi, it was the platform for working
class agitation for jobs, cheap grain, and land redistribution. By Sulla's time the office of
the tribunes was four-centre-resolved, but for Sulla and other long-memoried petitions it was still a foreign
growth on the body politic, a deviation from the old ways, a modern imposition.
Having been voted sole power by the Senate and having asserted his power in the prescriptions,
Sulla castrated the Tribune. Never again could a tribune propose a law. Never again could a tribune veto
a decree of the Senate. Further, any man who had held the office of tribune would be removed
from further participation in political life, solar forbade every other office to ex-tribunes.
His aim was to cull the stock of ambitious and competent politicians, willing to serve
as the people's voice.
Those well-off Romans who survived the prescriptions were given a strong stake in the restored order.
Sulla doubled the Senate's size from 300 to 600, packing it with his partisan's and with
business leaders who agreed to back his program in return for an aristocratic title.
To the augmented Senate senate Sulla restored power
over the law courts, which had belonged to the merchant class equities since the Grakki
reforms. Perhaps most important, Sulla, a general who had installed himself in power
at the head of a personal army, did his best to pull the ladder up after himself. The cursus onorum, or honours race,
the orderly progression of a political career, which Sulla had so dramatically stepped over,
was permanently fixed in place, with mandated minimum ages for each successive step. There
would be no more meteoric rises. Each magistrate, no matter how popular, would face a two-year
waiting period before he was allowed to run for a higher post. No one man would ever again
hold perpetual power, even the most ambitious would have to cool his heels for a decade
before running again for the same office. And no general would be permitted to form a bond
with his legions as tight as Sulla's
had been.
The two consuls, the state's highest officials, would serve their years' term in Rome, where
armies were forbidden, before leading troops in the provinces, for one year only.
There would be no more marches on Rome.
If there was anything new in Sulla's constitution, it was laid down in the name of what was fundamentally
old, a Rome ruled by an elite collective. There was something prophetic and sincere in it,
an insight that this bloody play of ambition had every reason to repeat itself, and a determination
that nevertheless, this would be the last time. It was, as Sula imagined it, the autocracy
to end all autocracies. He himself would be the last. Rome would restore its immemorial
competition, but not while Sula ruled. And even after he passed, no one would attain
the unchallenged height that he had occupied. As a last, despotic act, he redrew Rome's
sacred boundary line, the same line whose sanctity he had been the first to break by crossing
it at the head of an army, simply because he could. Only the kings had ever done that.
Judging by the man Cato would become, he would have found much to like in that program.
The reactionary spirit of Sulla's reforms would animate Cato's politics.
But as a teenager watching the imposition of Sulla's platform by Fiat, Cato was shocked
by the blood it required.
Shocked not just secondhand, but daily and in person, as he reclined with the dictator
on his couch. Here was Kato's
early education in politics, his guardians assassination, and Sula's government by murder.
This boyhood in civil war would produce a man with an almost neurotic attachment to rules,
to precedent, to propriety, to everything that was not Sula.
One wonders how the boy Kato could have
stomached the violence. If you had put Marius himself in that place,
speculated an imperial chronicler, he would have quickly started making plans
for his own escape. Coming home from the slaughter and auction house one day,
Kato pulled aside the tutor walking with him and asked why
Sulla was still alive.
Because, he answered, men fear him more than they hate him.
Cato regularly sat a mere arms reach away from the dictator well out of anybody guards'
range, and that, reports Plutarch, was all the plan his adolescent ambition needed.
Give me a sword so I might kill him and set my country free from slavery.
Every day after that please slipped from Kato's mouth, the tutor patted him down for weapons
before setting out for Sulla's house.
Give me a sword so I might kill him and set my country free from slavery."
Surely he didn't say that.
It's a line from a tragedy, or from the base of a statue, not from real life.
We have good reason for skepticism.
Again, this is Plutarch writing the boy Cato in light of the man.
In this, and in all of his Roman and Greek lives, Plutarch did not practice what we would
recognize as straight history, but rather moral education, a kind of didactic drama.
Nevertheless, to write off that line as the climax of a fable is to miss the more interesting
point.
Boys of Kato's class were trained to speak like that, and to think like that. To our ears,
it sounds stiffly strident, but the Roman education was above all rhetorical.
It sounds uncharacteristically murderous for an elite teenager, but tyrannicide was a classical virtue.
Like much of Roman high culture, rhetorical education was an expensive Greek import.
Tutors like Kato's were often high-priced Greek slaves or Greek freedmen.
In the same way that a gentile Edwardian was expected to spice his speech with well-placed
galacisms, the Roman gentleman knew that a sophisticated moment called for something
more than his native tongue.
So his education was bilingual
from the start. No sooner had he learned to string together his Latin and Hellenic
Alphabets, then he began committing to memory long passages of Homer or Hesseod or Euripides,
declaiming them with the prescribed gestures, a clenched fist for enraged Achilles or
a knitted brow for wise old Nestor, and then inscribing
on wax tablets, variations, and glosses on the old stories.
From Athens, Rome carried home not just a literature, but a conviction that public speaking
should be at the centre of learning. In the words of Isocrates, a legendary Athenian
orator and a founder of rhetorical education, I do think that the study of political discourse can help more than any other thing to stimulate and form the character.
But the character Roman fathers would pay to have instilled, was that of the practical man, the advocate swaying a jury, the commander haranging his troops, the man who, like Sulla, could respond
to a delegation of Athenians or rating at length on the glories of their city, I didn't
come here for a history lesson.
The lessons Romans wanted were above all relevant ones, socializing and career-building ones.
So Cato was drilled in composing, organizing, memorizing, and reciting repeatedly two
eminently useful genres of rhetoric, the controversy and the swassoria.
The controversy was lawyer-training, given the law and the facts of a case, persuade
a jury of your schoolmates in both directions.
A rich man claimed that his poor neighbor's bees were destroying his
flowers. He dusted the flowers with poison, the bees died, and the poor man sued.
Argue the rich man's side of the case. Now argue the poor man's.
These façadea were senate-at-training. Imagine yourself declaiming not in front of a
board teacher and an antsy class, but at a defining moment
in the councils of one of history's great men.
Deliver your opinion, back it up with quotation, definition, precedent, and pathos, and do it
all from memory.
Should Alexander turn back at India?
Should the three hundred Spartan warriors hold their ground at Thermopoli against the
Persians and overwhelming odds. Should
Hannibal and his elephants cross the Alps.
And what should we do with the tyrant? Roman boys were raised on stories of arrogance and
its file and come upence. There was Hipparchus, the tyrant of Athens, slain by a pair of young
lovers who statue now stood in Rome's capital. There was Tarkwyn, the
proud, Rome's last king, who demonstrated his style of rule by slicing off the heads
of the tallest, most distinguished flowers in his poppy field, and who was driven out
of the city when his sadistic son went too far and raped a noble man's daughter. There
was, too, a long line of would-be reformers and friends of the plebs, starting with a rich
farmer in the republic's early days, who sold grain at a discount during a famine, and culminating
with the gracky brothers, each of whom was accused in his time of coveting a crown, and each
of whom was righteously killed in turn. There can be nothing baser, fowler than a tyrant, for though in form a man,
he surpasses the most savage monsters, writes Cicero, who would have known those stories
by heart. If anyone kills a tyrant, be he never so intimate a friend, he has not laden
his soul with guilt, has he? There wasn't a Roman boy of such an education who hadn't imagined himself the hero of such
stories time and again.
In fact, it was mandatory.
Do teach rhetoric, side one burned out teacher.
What iron bowels must you have when your troop of scholars slays the cruel tyrant, when
each in turn stands up and
repeats what he has just been conning in his seat, reciting the same things in the same verses,
served up again and again, this cabbage is the death of the unhappy master.
Kato certainly would have stood up in his turn, and if he went further than his classmates,
if he tried to turn from reciting these stories
of tyrannicide to acting one out, then it would not be the last time that he took Rome's
professed ideals further than any of his fellows were prepared to take them.
Yet those ideals, which must have proved so seductive to an unsmiling boy like Kato,
were often the rhetorical gloss on an ugly
reality. There can be nothing fowler than a tyrant, but who is a tyrant? Leaders of the
working class were often called budding tyrants, and were killed as tyrants, whether they
were dealers in discount grain, debtors, advocates, or land reformers. Kato's own uncle was
killed as a tyrant. Conversely, Sulla
was a liberator in his own propaganda and in his own mind. A liberator of the lands he
added to the empire, the restoreer of ancient Libertas, to Rome itself. For all the practical
training Kato's cohort received an allusion in memory, in voice, and in stamina.
What they were not taught was a way to apply the heroic stories to a politics in which every
side of every argument cast itself as the friend of liberty, in which Tyrant was the favorite
accusation of the ruling class, in which a king Tarkwyn was seen to be lurking in every
potential enemy.
It was too much for a boy, even for a young man,
and perhaps Kato rash as he was, understood this. When his formal lessons were over, he
put off his entry into politics and went looking for training in philosophy. His classmates
were already seeking army appointments or rich widows to defend in court, but Kato kept quiet.
Men find fault with you for your silence. A friend once reproached him. Kato replied,
only let them not blame my life. I will begin to speak when I'm not going to say what
was better off left unsaid.
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