The Daily Zeitgeist - Brett-Ghazi, The Worst Candy Ever (Has Been Saved) 9.27.18
Episode Date: September 27, 2018In episode 240, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and Go Fact Yourself co-host's Helen Hong to discuss the real reason Bradley Cooper decided to make 'A Star Is Born,' Necco Wafers and Sweethearts... being saved from candy extinction, Rod Rosenstein's big meeting with Trump, a new accuser coming forward about Brett Kavanaugh plus his weird calendar, an elite class spy giving us a view into rich folk's world, details about the film 'Life Itself,' and more! FOOTNOTES:1. Bradley Cooper reveals Eddie Vedder's surprising influence on 'A Star Is Born'2. Necco wafers and Sweetheart candies saved from dusty extinction3. Rod Rosenstein’s Job Is Safe, for Now: Inside His Dramatic Day4. Avenatti client says Brett Kavanaugh was present while she was "gang raped" during high school5. Arizona prosecutor Rachel Mitchell is GOP choice to question Kavanaugh and accuser at hearing6. Kavanaugh’s 1982 calendar, annotated7. Judicial Crisis Network chief counsel Carrie Severino responds to new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh8. Beware Rich People Who Say They Want to Change the World9. Life Itself10. WORST WIDE OPENINGS11. Melodrama Life Itself Died Gruesomely at the Box Office12. Experts explain how Amazon movie 'Life Itself,' from the creator of 'This Is Us,' became the biggest box-office flop of 201813. ‘Life Itself’ Review: We Have Now Seen the Worst Movie of 201814. Film Review: Life Itself is So Bizarre It Has To Be Seen To Be Believed15. From a Woman: Life Itself Sucks16. Life Itself is a disaster of a movie, caught in a web of its own privilege17. WATCH: DJ Harrison "Erykahs Gun" Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, the internet, and welcome to Season 50, Episode 3 of The Daily Zeitgeist for Thursday,
September 27, 2018.
My name's Jack O'Brien, a.k.a.
Jark O. O'Brien, that a.k.a.
courtesy of Mark Judge, the author of the pen name Bart O. O'Brien That aka courtesy of Mark Judge
The author of the pen name
Bart O. Cavanaugh
And I'm thrilled to be joined as always
By my co-host Mr. Miles Gray
It's fun to stay at the
Miles M. Seagrave
And that's all I want to do
And that's from at Chapman Rice
Went back into the archives
Well we are thrilled
To be joined by the hilarious comedian.
And Finn, my dog, is getting in on the action.
He's also excited to be joined by Helen Hong.
Hi.
What's up, Helen?
I can tell that Finn is excited because he's lipstick out right now.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
His genitals have been the talk of the Zeitgang.
Yeah, they've become famous. We put him in a
picture and people were like, oh, look,
his little foot. And then they zoomed in
and it was not his foot.
He has a five-footed dog.
I just looked over casually
and he was on his back with his
wiener out, lipstick
fully out, and I was like, oh, nice to meet you.
He's painting the town red is a
penis forward dog uh helen we're gonna get to know you a little bit better but first we're
gonna tell our listeners what we're gonna be talking about today uh it is the moment of truth
thursday that we've been looking forward to for a week now i don't know about looking forward to
but it's been on people's radar but we're're going to first talk about Bradley Cooper and what made him want to make A Star is Born and
Necco Wafers and Sweethearts. Then we are going to talk about just a preview of what's at stake
in the Rosenstein meeting. What are the potential outcomes? What are the different ways we will be
screwed after this? And then we're going to talk all sorts of Kavanaugh stuff.
New stuff is emerging.
There is a third victim who has come forward, and he has started changing his tune a little bit.
And he's no longer being like, I was just too busy helping old women cross the street and going to church.
He's now acknowledging that he actually drank once or twice in high school.
We're going to look at the female assistant who is going to be questioning Dr. Blasey Ford.
And then we are going to talk about the new book, Winners Take All by Anand Girihardas.
Probably fucked that up, but a really interesting book that I talked about a couple weeks back. We're just going to take a little bit more detailed look at what that book is talking about and revealing
about the elite classes who run our country. And then we're going to look at the just bizarre movie
Life Itself from the creator of This Is Us that came out last weekend. But first, Helen, we'd
like to ask our guests, what is something from your search history
that is revealing about who you are?
Oh, okay.
The latest thing that I searched is something called bee pollen throat spray, which I actually
sprayed into my face before I even came into this building.
Right before we went on, too.
Right before I went on, because I'm touching all these germs.
I'm totally a germaphobe.
I get it from my parents, who are like hardcore germaphobes.
And I have a horrible immune system because their germaphobes, when I was a kid, they would wipe down everything.
Oh, so you weren't introduced to many other vicious cycles.
I was not allowed to pet dogs.
I wasn't allowed to touch anything.
As soon as I put my hand on anything, they would come over and wipe it with a Lysol spray or whatever.
And so because of that, I am now a total crap immune system.
I get sick all the time.
And I discovered this thing.
It's like B. propolis and a mixture of honey.
And because of the honey, it's a thick viscous.
And you spray it into your throat.
It coats the inside of your throat so germs can't get in.
Oh, what? And I haven't gotten
sick all winter. And I'm like, hallelujah. Is that one of the first winters you've gone through
cold free? Totally. Wow. I mean, I am so susceptible to getting sick. I get sick all the time. And this
is the first winter. And so I'm like telling everybody about it. So your throat is very
susceptible to that kind of bacteria. Well, that's how the bacteria gets in.
It gets in usually through your mouth or your nose.
And then it somehow enters your system through your throat, I guess.
And the bee pollen kills it?
No, it just catches it.
So you have a whole ring of germs in your throat by the end of it?
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to have to have a ton of that come the next month, basically, just to have that.
So everyone stays 100% healthy.
When you sprayed honey and bee pollen into your throat right before we started recording,
I assumed you were just going to sing the entire podcast.
And then you gave us that glorious hallelujah.
And I have not been disappointed.
Were you in the choir?
I actually was not in the choir, but I do sing some freaking karaoke,
which I sang last night.
What's your song?
Hallelujah.
I love singing F.U. by CeeLo Green.
Oh, yeah, you can say fuck you.
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Because sometimes at the karaoke,
they call it forget you or whatever.
The radio edit was called.
And I'm like, fuck that.
Yeah, fuck you.
So every time the words come up
and it says forget you,
I'm like, fuck you. So I sang that. It's fuck you. So every time the words come up and it says forget you, I'm like, fuck you.
So I sang that last night.
And then I also sang a new song, which I've never sang before, which is by Robin.
I love Robin.
And I sang.
Call Your Girlfriend.
No.
I keep dancing on my own.
Yeah, also a great song.
I keep dancing on my own.
Did you dance on your own?
I sure did.
Nice. Which karaoke spot did you go to? Brass Monkey in Koreat on your own? I sure did. Nice.
Which karaoke spot did you go to?
Brass Monkey in Koreatown.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And it was awesome last night because it was kind of dead.
Oh, okay.
So I was with my friend who's like a diehard karaoke girl.
And every time we hang out, she's like, karaoke?
And I'm like, yeah, you know it.
Yeah, why not?
So we went to karaoke and the KJ was late and we were pissed.
Oh, really?
They were like, the KJ is running late.
And we were like, who is this KJ? Wow. That's the first time I've heard someone referred to as a KJ was late and we were pissed. Oh, really? They were like, the KJ is running late. And we were like, who is this KJ?
Wow.
That's the first time I've heard someone referred to as a KJ.
Yeah.
You're in the scene.
Oh, yeah, man.
When you got the KJ.
Yo, where's the karaoke jockey at?
Yeah.
And he showed up like 30 minutes late.
So we had to actually sit and talk.
And I was like, what is this bullshit?
But you were saying talking.
I don't like you.
Talking?
Jesus.
Why aren't we picking songs?
What is something you think is overrated?
Any restaurant where you have to stand in line.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Any restaurant.
There is no meal.
Speaking of Koreatown.
Yeah.
There's no meal that is so good that requires you to stand there hungry for 20 minutes while
your table opens up.
I am Korean.
This is a very un-Korean thing to do.
Koreans, this is how Koreans eat.
You walk into the restaurant where they only specialize in one dish.
Right.
So they know exactly what you want.
And you walk in and as you're walking in, you go two or three or four, whatever that dish is.
And then they start cooking it before you're even seated.
Right.
So that by the time you sit down, that shit is on the table.
Right.
You eat like wildfire and then you jet.
So Korean restaurants seat
probably four times as many seatings in a night right as american restaurants because nobody sits
in loiters like nobody hangs out and like chit chats after the meal like you jet and you go
chit chat elsewhere and so the concept of like oh there's a 20 minute wait for your table i'm like
what no are you out of your mind?
I came here because I was hungry.
What's your favorite restaurant in LA?
Is there anything you would wait for?
Or just generally, you're like, my time is too precious.
My time is valuable.
And there's very few things that I've eaten that I have freaking – I'll tell you the one thing that I've eaten that I almost missed a flight for.
Oh, okay. I'll tell you the one thing that I've eaten that I almost missed a flight for I was in Montreal and I ate a croissant
at like a legit
French bakery
a boulangerie
it was called
Les Copains d'abord
legit and I could tell it was legit
because everybody in there was French
somebody's dick out and wheezing
dick out wheezing
my dick is out
We gonna do something
With this dick
That's how he gets attention
Personified your old ass dog
He's being very loud
Wait so you were in line
For this croissant
Or you just ate it
And you just had a
Experience and time
Still still
And I was like
I took it to go
And I was walking back
Cause I was like
Oh I gotta get back
To my hotel And like catch a cab or whatever and get back to my hotel because
my flight is soonish.
I actually turned around, went back, walked all the way back like six blocks or whatever.
Wow.
Got back in the line to get another croissant.
Holy shit.
And then had to run to catch my flight.
Was it a plain croissant?
It was a plain croissant.
Holy shit.
And I could tell, this is how legit it was. They
probably used a stick of butter
per croissant because the second
they put it in the paper bag, the paper
bag started greasing.
It was soaked in grease and
I was like, oh yeah.
My dick was out.
What is something you think is underrated?
Bucket lists.
Like being really specific in your bucket list.
Because I have a really cool story.
I wrote into my bucket list 10 years ago one thing that was a career goal, which is that
I wanted to be a panelist on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me on NPR.
Oh, yeah.
You're one of my favorite panelists on that show.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
And then I realized I've been a panelist for three years on that show.
Blessings.
Hello.
and then I realized like I've been a
panelist for three
years on that show
right blessings
hello and then
this past year they
asked me to guest
host it one day
when the regular
host was on vacation
and I was like I
can't believe this
is happening
and I thought about
that I was like this
is because I wrote
this shit into my
bucket list and I
was super specific
right because the
other things you know
the other career goals
I have like I don't
know I just want to
be rich and famous
universe just help me that's not specific enough I don't know, I just want to be rich and famous. Universe, just help me.
That's not specific enough?
That's not specific enough.
No, you have to be.
I go, money, please.
Yeah, no.
Find a big bag of money.
Yeah.
So my new thing that I wrote into my bucket list is I want to be on the new Star Trek with Patrick Stewart, the one that they're rebooting.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
I'm like, I must be.
I must be a recurring character on the new Star Trek with Patrick Stewart.
Please, universe, please.
But not the other one, not Discovery.
I mean, I wouldn't be mad at it if they called me and was like-
No, you have to be specific to your vision, Helen.
I mean, I want to be with Sir Patrick motherfucking Stewart.
Well, maybe the universe will make it so.
Oh, come on.
Hello.
What does that mean?
Oh, wait, I do want to talk one thing
just to follow up on that.
Yeah.
The list writing thing
really is a good thing
because you're being very specific
with what your intention is for something.
I have the same kind of thing of like
when I've written something down,
it's really amazing
even if I just passively was like,
this is something I need to do,
how much easier it would be
to achieve that or attain something
versus something you just have in your head floating around. Yeah. There's something that
really makes it concrete when you put a pen to paper with it and really write it down. And it's
not the same thing as typing into my phone because I type shit into my phone all the time. But
there's something about putting a pen to paper and just in your handwriting, you know, because
I think there's something really intentional about that act that makes it, I don't know, it solidifies it.
Because I just remember when I got asked to guest host on Wait, Wait, I was like, I just remember it was crystal clear.
I was like, this shit is happening because I wrote this into my bucket list like 10 years ago.
Is this the secret?
Is this the same thing that the secret is about?
Yeah, it's similar concepts for sure.
Is this the same thing that The Secret is about?
Yeah, it's similar concepts for sure.
Yeah, it's about sort of, yeah.
But I think in general, the idea of being clear like about what your intention is
and something that you want to manifest or whatever,
but holding that.
And I think when you do that,
you begin to see that where like the opportunities
could arise to achieve that thing.
And you're suddenly like, oh, wait a second.
My confirmation bias is working in a different way
to achieve this thing that I wrote down.
Yeah, and I've been listening to a lot of self-help A second. My confirmation bias is working in a different way now to achieve this thing that I wrote down. Yeah.
And I've been listening to a lot of self-help by Wayne Dyer and Louise Hay, who are these old school self-help people.
And they both talk about the power of your words and the power of your intention and your words create your reality and all that stuff.
And I totally believe in that stuff.
Yeah, perception is reality. One thing from Wayne Dyer that I think I took away too is the idea that when you ask for things constantly,
like, why don't I have this job or why don't I have this?
You're asking the universe that you want to take from it.
So the universe will only take from you in response because your energy is saying,
I need it, I need it, I need it.
And the universe will say, I need it, I need it from you now.
But if you put yourself in a mindset of how may I serve?
How may I accommodate?
Then the universe will begin to reflect that information back to you.
Now the universe is like, oh, how can I hook you up?
Yep.
What do you need?
Yeah.
And it's also just like the worst thing to do if you have writer's block is to stare at a blank page and not actually start something.
But if you actually write a sentence, even if you're writing a sentence that isn't that good or you're rewriting someone else's
sentence or something you're getting started you're getting you're putting something out there
this is the way to start like write the first sentence of the rest of your life okay what is
a myth what's something that people think is true you know to be false jeez uh i'm only thinking of
like horrible things regarding the brett Kavanaugh thing right now.
Believe women, bitches.
Yeah, there you go.
But actually, I can't believe
how bad public school teachers are,
like how misinformed they are.
I had a sixth grade science teacher
actually teach us that semen dies
as soon as it hits air.
Wow.
And I'm like.
That's not true?
That's not true.
Oh, no.
No, because how do you think they do artificial insemination?
Yeah, I knew that.
No.
That's funny because that was a thing, too, that I heard a lot growing up.
Yeah.
That it's like when it's in the air, man, it dies.
Yeah, that semen dies immediately.
And that is so not true.
That's how
you get turkey baster babies right you gotta get it's not like it goes directly from your dick
into the turkey baster yeah but there's like a tube that like it will never come into contact
with oxygen you gotta put that shit into a cup and then suck it up in a turkey baster but like
what a catastrophic piece of evidence i know that a science teacher taught us sixth graders like
somebody's pregnant now
because of that asshole.
Like, oh yeah, it hit the atmosphere. No problem.
There's no semen in there.
I went to Lutheran school and our sex ed
was if you ejaculate, you'll die.
You will die
and go to hell. And that's why I'm still alive, guys.
And just vibrating.
Full of semen. I have a lot of wet dreams
and I worry
that I'm gonna die
Miles is currently
hovering two inches
off of his seat
yeah
I'm in no fap
except
10 November
every year
no fap year
well
guys
in keeping with
our look forward
at the movie
A Star is Born
we're just
tremendously excited here at the Daily Zeitgeist office. We're just tremendously excited here
at the Daily Zeitgeist office.
I think the trailer has given us
just the greatest joy from the moment
Lady Gaga sings that one time.
That's the most, for me personally,
I'm like, yo, I just want to see that part.
And also, but now that there's more information coming out,
I'm like, now I'm more interested.
Because I know at one point he's like, his voice is supposed to be kind of like Sam Elliott.
And then now we find out that his vibe is based or inspired by Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam.
And there's like this new interview that came out where Bradley Cooper told Yahoo, he was like, you know, him and Eddie Vedder became really good friends.
And Vedder really helped him to like develop his character of this like, you know, this Jackson main character and all the nuances of being a rock star.
But he said one thing that was really interesting that when he told Vedder, he's like, I want to redo A Star is Born that this is the quote.
He says, yeah, Eddie thought it was crazy that I was going to do this movie.
And he was like, what, bro, don't do that.
And he said that inspired him. He's like, well, fuck you, Eddie Vedder. I'm going to do this movie, and he was like, what? Bro, don't do that. And he said that inspired him.
He's like, well, fuck you, Eddie Vedder.
I'm going to do this shit.
That's a direct quote.
Eddie Vedder was like, bro.
What?
Bro?
Bradley Cooper just has that, I'm feeling myself.
I'm feeling myself.
So I'm just going over and over in his head.
Wait, can Bradley Cooper actually sing?
Do we even know?
Yeah, I think so.
Sounds good.
I think that's him.
Yeah.
I think, talk about overrated.
I think he's hella overrated.
He's everywhere. He's everywhere
and he's on the top
sexiest man list and I'm like,
that guy? Yeah.
Well, because he has the
traditionally acceptable, unoffensive,
attractive male face.
I don't even think that. I don't think he's
objectively handsome. Who are you putting on that. I don't think he's like objectively handsome.
I'm just like.
Who are you putting on that list then?
Swap somebody out.
Michael Fassbender.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yes.
Sturmbannfuhrer.
Yum.
Sturmbannfuhrer.
Sturmbannfuhrer, yeah.
Oh, he's so delightful.
The story about how Bradley Cooper directed this movie,
because it was the first time Clint directed a movie,
was 48, I think is how old he is.
Clint Eastwood?
Yeah.
He was like, yeah, well, Clint told me the first time he directed the movie.
Yeah, Clint also talked to a fucking empty chair on stage
to a bunch of people at the RNC.
Then there's the story about Lady Gaga's audition,
where she walked into the room and Bradley Cooper was there and he just handed her a makeup wipe.
What?
I want to see the real you.
And then she wiped off her face and then he said,
there you are.
Oh, God.
See, none of this is making me like Bradley Cooper anymore.
This guy sounds like the biggest pretentious douche.
There you are.
Lady Gaga.
But just like it's on some next level like feeling himself shit that like I feel like
I just want to see this movie just to, I don't know.
I'm excited.
Yeah.
His sense of self is so inflated.
Yeah.
It could be fun.
Well, I mean, the critics seem to like it a lot, so we'll see.
But it would be funny you go in and you're like, this is a mess.
Like no one told him to pump the brakes on this.
Right.
Yeah, just fully commit.
There you are, Miss Germanada.
Or whatever her real name is.
Hey, I just wanted to see you again.
Hey, what?
I just wanted to look at you again.
I wanted to see you, but that mascara was getting in the way.
Right.
What? Calm down.
There's some good memes with the, hey, and then she turns around.
Yeah, there's a lot of panel memes.
And then there was one video that I saw of people just muting the clip and going over and over and just muting it and putting their own words.
And Bradley Cooper's like, hey, what?
You going to Venmo me for this ride?
That's a good one.
Hey, wanna get some Thai?
Yeah, exactly.
There's a great Thai place down the block.
Hey, you think it's unhealthy I live in this car?
What do you guys think of
Necco wafers?
They're fucking bullshit.
I'm sorry. I'm going out here.
The first time I remember, my friend's dad offered me an echo wafer, and it was like
the chocolate kind or whatever.
What?
And I was like, oh, this could be interesting.
The chocolate kind?
It was brown.
Oh.
Ew.
I don't know.
It might have been chocolate.
But it wasn't like coated in chocolate.
No, no, no.
It was a brown colored echo wafer.
That's even less attractive.
And I was like, what is it?
He's like, it's a echo wafer.
This dude was like 700 years old.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Clearly.
And I'm like, yo, this ain't a fucking nutrageous.
That's the wave right now.
So Necco wafer is just chalk with like some sugar mixed in.
In color, I guess.
And I remember I ate it and I was like, this feels like an act of violence for me because
it's so fucking bland and shitty.
And I think you can use it as chalk.
Like I think you could chalk the sidewalk.
Oh, totally.
Like a bar of Necco wafers.
And why do they like
put it in your mouth
and you gotta do that
nom nom nom.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so dry and horrible.
So it's made of
the same thing
as the Valentine's Day hearts.
I'd imagine.
Well, it was the same company.
Another thing.
Apparently same company, yeah.
Another thing that I would
never put in my mouth.
Just the grossest things.
Yeah, well, so that company
like went bankrupt,
obviously, because
What? Even when Sweetheart was like, stamp your own the grossest things. Yeah, well, so that company went bankrupt, obviously, because- What?
Even when Sweetheart was like, stamp your own bullshit on these things.
Our business model is to make candy that doesn't taste good.
Yeah.
Just grosses children now.
We make candy for a generation that isn't alive anymore, is sort of the whole idea.
So anyway, they went bankrupt, some investment company bought them, and then they were like,
all right, let's just shutter this thing and maybe someone will buy it.
Someone did buy it.
And that company is the Spangler Candy Company that they have saved sweethearts and neckle wafers for all of us.
But they make bullshit like dum-dum lollipops, circus peanuts, and seasonal candy canes.
Oh, it's all the shit that you will find at an office reception desk.
Right, exactly.
That's allegedly for people to take,
but nobody takes it because it's all bullshit candy.
So it's just like decor.
It's like decoration for like the desk.
And like you reach for one and the receptionist is like,
oh, no, no, no, no, you don't want that.
I have Reese's Pieces underneath the desk.
Underneath, here, let me empty out my shoe.
It's like so great.
Like my voiceover office,
they have just a big bowl of like the worst ass candy.
And I'm like,
I know this is the same candy
that was here six months ago.
Because nobody's eating
freaking Dum Dums.
Well, why don't you try one?
Yeah, Dum Dums.
I mean,
they're fun sometimes.
I like some of the flavors,
the little tiny lollipops,
but circus peanuts,
I mean, okay.
Like even though Dum Dums
are like the very first candy and the simplest, the least hard you can try
as a flavored candy, at least they are flavored something besides vague sugar chalk, because
all their other candies are just peppermint or just sugar.
It's like, what if we pressed baby powder into a heart and put a weird thing on it and
added sugar? Circus peanuts. I'm going powder into a heart and put a weird thing on it and added sugar?
I'm going to start a band and call it Vague Baby Chalk.
There you go.
Vague Sugar Chalk.
VBC?
Hey, want to come see my band, Vague Sugar Chalk?
What do you do?
We're like, no.
Folk step.
Folk trap.
Folk trap.
There you go.
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And this episode is releasing Thursday morning,
so we are looking forward at one of the biggest days of news
that I can remember.
Like there aren't that many days
where you're like,
you know, things will be different
by the end of this day
in some major way.
But are we just numb to that?
Because I feel like there's constantly,
I guess, yeah,
not one where you can foresee,
like here's the day
the thing will happen.
Trump wasn't like,
okay, in a week,
I'm going to fire Comey.
It was just that happened
and everybody freaked the fuck out.
And I guess elections are like that.
You can look forward to them.
But even the really surprising ones are surprising because we don't see them coming.
So today Rosenstein is meeting with Trump.
Trump is back from telling the UN how it is, how to make their nations great again.
And got laughed at.
Right, getting laughed at.
And then Nikki Haley was like, that was actually a sign of respect.
Yes.
And I was like, wow.
And he meant to make them laugh, even though he immediately said that wasn't the response
I was expecting.
And you could see the moment where he goes, ugh.
Right.
His greatest fear.
Every time he closes his eyes from now on, he will see the U.N. laughing at him.
So he is back in Washington. Rosenstein has come by the office and people are predicting that he will no longer be employed.
Wait, I thought they met. Didn't they meet like two days ago?
They had a phone call.
Oh, they had a phone call. They didn't meet. And he wasn't fired then. No. And that's why I think some
people could, if you're really
used to just panicking about
this administration, then you'll entertain
the idea that Rosenstein could get fired
or resigned or whatever. But I think a lot of
people also say that it's also very possible
that he stays on because many of his advisors
do not fucking do anything with
him before the midterms, at the very
least. Right. Trump's advisors are telling him to just chill the fuck out. like do not fucking do anything with him before the midterms at the very least right and trump's
advisors are yeah yeah trump's advisors like just chill the fuck out like yeah yeah what are you
doing like you really just want to scuttle the entire midterm election cycle but yeah i don't
know it all depends on where you stand i mean i think most people seem to think that maybe he'll
probably be fine for now but i know i i don't feel like Trump is the kind of guy that's
like, you know what, I have the integrity
that I want to do this in person.
I think if he wanted to fire him, he would
have fired him on the phone. He's the exact opposite of that.
Or he would have John Kelly do it.
And maybe that's what's going to happen.
Rosenstein's going to walk in. It'll be like that scene
in Goodfellas where Pesci walks into the room
where he thinks the party's happening, and
instead he's like, ah, shit.
And then gets popped in the back of the head.
If Rosenstein walks into the office and it's Kelly sitting there, he's like, oh, no.
Oh, God.
And the president's just outside tweeting about it.
But yeah, I agree.
He will not do it in person.
It does seem like the time.
If I were Trump, this would be the right time to do it because, first of all, we're distracted by just the complete shit show that is caused by the person he nominated for the Supreme Court.
And also, we're still within a week of the revelation, like, quote unquote, that Rosenstein might have tried to wear a wire to, you know, trigger the 25th Amendment.
So it does seem like at other times the idea of him firing Rosenstein would have filled the streets with protesters.
Right now, it might not.
Yeah.
How much you want to bet that after the wire story came out that Trump's like, frisk him.
Somebody frisk the guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, he's going to come and lift your shirt up.
You fucking punk bitch. What are you going to do?
You want to rat on me, motherfucker?
Snitches get stitches. You thought
I'm fucking playing? I just love the concept of
anybody coming into the Oval Office
getting frisked.
Or just having to do the...
At one point in the office, I remember
there's a moment where Michael thought Dwight
was wearing a wire and Dwight just comes and drops his pants and lifts his shirt.
You see, I have no wire.
He's like, do it.
But yeah, I don't know.
I think with Rosenstein, you know, there was a story, too, that Trump was talking about throwing something into the news cycle before like on Monday to try and distract people from the Kavanaugh stuff.
So that was a story that was floating around. This makes sense of a thing to just kind of tease Rosenstein
because he knows how much that would take over the news cycle.
And since this is kind of, I mean, I think Dr. Ford
is going to be testifying before Brett Kavanaugh does.
So maybe depending on how that goes,
that could determine what he does with Rosenstein.
If he's like, oh shit, I need to like change the news really.
I don't know.
It was so hard.
This whole story was so confusing
from the second it came out
that everyone was like, what?
So the meeting is happening at 2 Pacific.
Yeah, 5.
So 5 Eastern.
So he can wait to see how the hearing goes
and then sort of adjust.
Yeah, if you think that this has anything to do with that.
Wait, is Dr. Ford speaking today?
Yes.
She is.
Yes.
And so Kavanaugh, moving on to that complete shit show.
I thought we would be able to, you know, take stock of how the whole story has unfolded heading into this.
But shit just keeps coming out, man. You can tell it's bad because of the quality of pictures that they're using for him.
Like on news stories, just keep getting more and more like guilty looking.
Yeah, I've totally noticed that.
Smaller.
He looks like a chubby little boy who got caught stealing treats.
I've totally noticed that because I remember all the photos when it started.
Like he just looks like a like an average white guy.
Like Smiley.
And now he's just looking more like.
Right, right. Like he looks like his dick is out underneath the desk yes there's one where it looks like he really just went oh i fucked that up didn't i like there was a i forget what outlet i
was like wow we're really leaning into the images of here yeah we can also tell things aren't going
well for him because the quality of his denial has gone from, I was literally like, I should
be canonized because I never did anything wrong.
I was a boy scout.
I was too focused on going to church and being the captain.
St. Brett of the bookworm virgins.
Right.
And lo and behold, he is now acknowledging that a little guy named Party Bart O'Kavanaugh
existed as well, who was also him.
And known to have maybe too many beers from time to time, I think is what he said.
Yeah, they released his testimony or his planned testimony yesterday.
And it's acknowledging that, sure, I had a couple too many beers sometimes
where I drank beer with my friends on the weekends.
And yeah, I did some things in high school that made me cringe, which I think is word
for word what we were like, why isn't he just saying this, which is true of everyone that
you did stuff in high school that wasn't cool.
Because you're an idiot kid and you're sorting what the parameters of normal behavior are.
But yeah.
No, I think it's because he wants to maintain this image.
I just learned he still goes to the Catholic church that he went to when he was a little kid.
So he has this whole Washington facade that he's created for himself, that he is an Eagle Scout.
And he's literally made no mistakes in his life.
And now all this horrible shit is coming out about him.
His mom probably still believes that he's never had an alcoholic beverage in his life and now all this horrible shit is coming out. His mom probably still believes that he's never like had an alcoholic beverage in his
life.
His mom probably thinks that he's only had sex the two times to make children.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
It was definitely missionary.
Miles, you were talking about the fact that he still looks the same as he did in high
school.
Yo, exactly.
Like when you look at his high school yearbook photo, he has the same hair basically.
It's just grayer now and his face looks more
guilt-ridden. I can't believe
that we didn't, he looks so rapey to me.
He just looks like the rapiest,
gross, creepiest dude
and he has those horrible thin lips.
Ugh.
But yeah, I mean, it's tough now
because it's getting worse and worse
and more and more is coming out
and then you see the GOP really dig their heels in because now, you know, Michael Avenatti,
we were talking yesterday about, I was like, I don't know what this guy's doing, but he
clearly has a very credible accuser, Julie Swetnick, who like up front was like, yes,
I went to high school in the area.
I know Brett Kavanaugh.
I also have security clearances from DHS and these other agencies to
show like up front, I am not some just person off the street. And she put in a sworn affidavit,
which I was reading on Twitter that like for someone with a security clearance to put in a
sworn affidavit, that really puts her clearance at risk. So that means she's not bullshitting.
Like she is not going to fuck around with that. And her allegations aren't necessarily that she
was a victim of sexual assault by Brett Kavanaugh, but that he was
present when she was gang raped in high school. And then goes on to describe all this other shit
about how Brett Kavanaugh was, you know, known to like him and Mark Judge would want to spike
drinks or like get women inebriated enough that they could take advantage of it. And that she
had seen him grind up on girls.
Yeah.
She saw him do the exact thing that Dr. Ford is saying that he did.
Grab their clothes, try to take their clothes off and grind up on them.
And just a really carcosa from the first season of True Detective style.
The parties that she's describing, like all these guys waiting in
line to like go into a room where they're like having sex with like the same girls,
just like really fucked up stuff.
And she said that she remembers seeing Mark Judge and Bart O'Kavanaugh in that line.
This is why you don't send your kids to a same sex high school.
Right.
Because they go bat shit crazy when they
can because they're just no like all in all boys school and there's no girls i think all boys
schools are that's absolutely true for and then all girls schools might actually be better
so it's just like there's no educating boys just send all girls to a school where they're away from boys.
But yeah, my experience with all-boys schools is it's like prison.
No, but I...
I had friends that went to like a Jesuit all-boys school, because he went to a Jesuit all-boys
school.
And you know, they're very buttoned up.
I'm like, those are the craziest motherfuckers I know.
Yeah.
Who were like, drove drunk as fuck.
Yep.
Started all kinds of fights.
Yep.
Or, you know were doing all kinds,
just pulling weird shit.
Because they're repressed.
Yeah, 100%.
And you have that just very rigid,
religious curriculum that they have to work.
I don't know.
I think every case is different,
but I know all boys school kids
that I used to hang out with in high school.
Not everyone was necessarily a party animal,
but in no way is my perception of an all boys school like, oh, those guys are so boring. And all they do is
study. I'm like, they're out here. Right. Anyways, so that has come out yesterday,
and various outlets are saying they can't back it up yet, but they're looking into it. So
we'll see if by this morning there has been any further corroboration.
The GOP strategy going into this, other than, you know, Kavanaugh acknowledging that he drank beer
in high school, is that they have hired a female assistant to question Dr. Ford.
Yeah. Really interesting. Assistant what?
That's what Mitch McConnell's like, we have hired a female.
And he got hung up after because I think he wanted to say prosecutor.
Right.
Because this woman they hired is a prosecutor from Maricopa County, Arizona.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's.
No.
Same Maricopa County.
And her name is Rachel Mitchell.
I bet she's the biggest bitch.
Oh, no. I bet she's the biggest bitch. She's the chief. Oh, no.
I had no idea.
She's the chief of the Special Victims Division of the Maricopa County Attorney's Office.
And then that deals with sexual assault cases.
And it just seems like now they're like, oh, we will hide behind this woman.
Because I think at the very least they understand the optics of 11 older men just trying to smear a woman for their political agenda looks bad.
So now like, well, let's have a woman act out our political agenda.
And then we can at least be like, well, it was a woman who was going to try and just.
Oh, gosh.
She's a prosecutor, but he didn't want to use that word.
Yeah.
No, he said assistant.
So he called her assistant.
Assistant?
What the fuck?
What?
What are you talking about?
We've hired an assistant.
This is unprecedented.
Like, it's not a trial.
This is not a trial. This is not a trial. This is a
Senate hearing. Hence,
senators are the ones
that get to ask the questions.
I wonder how
dirty she's going to do her.
She's going to go so
dirty. Some of these
GOP bitches, have you
seen that CNN clip of the five
GOP women that are sitting around being like, what boy hasn't done this in high school?
And I was like offended for dudes.
I was like, if you're a dude that didn't try to rape somebody in high school, I'd be so pissed.
Don't paint us with that brush.
And yeah, I have a feeling the gloves will probably come off because if let's say, you know, this really does, it all goes down.
The only strategy they have is to probably make her look as, like, just take all of her credibility away.
That's the only way that they think that they're going to weather this storm is like, hey, go out there, just dismantle whatever arguments she has, and then do what you got to do.
Because, yeah, all the senators are ceding their time to this prosecutor, basically, to just cross-examine Dr. Ford.
TV is such a volatile and just unpredictable medium where it's all about camera angles
and how somebody looks.
And there's just no way to predict how this is going to go.
I haven't felt this sick to my stomach heading into a televised event since the Hillary Trump debate where it was right
after the Access Hollywood tape came out.
And then he like started stalking around behind her.
It was like, what the fuck is happening right now?
It is so true because the hugest X factor is what is Dr. Ford like on camera?
Exactly.
And then what is this fucking assistant like on camera? Exactly. And then what is this fucking assistant like on camera?
Right.
Right.
Because if this prosecutor bitch came from the school,
like law and order school,
you know what I mean?
Where she's like,
she's like a Kamala Harris.
She's just like,
is it true that you did not know where you,
like if,
you know what I mean?
It's all optics like that.
And because we have been raised in like law and orderville,
we want our Senate hearings to look like that and someone literally
from the SVU
it's all yeah I'm interested
to know like you know there has to be so
much planning on both sides
whether they are prepared to be like what
happens if this prosecutor takes
this line of questioning how do we
present a case that we can show
people that what this their intentions
are just so politically
overt uh yeah i was thinking about this in relation to bill cosby and why the andrea constant um the
first trial was a mistrial is because of the optics of the way she looked right was really
what tipped the scales for that jury they were like she looks like a crazy lesbian with crazy
hair like well who would want to rape that bitch right that was really like what happened with that what tipped the scales for that jury. They were like, she looks like a crazy lesbian with crazy hair.
Who would want to rape that bitch?
That was really what happened with that trial
because the evidence was all there.
They just didn't like the way she looked.
It's going to be like that with Dr. Ford.
If Dr. Ford is homely or whatever,
if she comes across weird or awkward
or not all of her ducks in a row
in front of that
session like people aren't going to believe her and that's the horrible right one of the reasons
that she didn't want to testify on monday and wanted to postpone till thursday is she doesn't
like to be in like enclosed spaces because of like having trauma in her background. So she was driving cross-country to do this.
So she's been in a car driving.
So she can't fly on planes.
Right.
She doesn't fly on planes, basically.
Oh, snap.
Wow.
I mean, she is a traumatized person being in the same room as her attacker.
Well, I know they're doing it separately.
So I don't know like he may be in there
but i don't know if this is something she's just coming to terms with after 30 years and she's
going to be in a national spotlight who the fuck knows how she's going to feel how she's going to
come across it's really well yeah and then have someone like really force you to relive this shit
on tv and, you know,
try and question everything about you.
Yeah.
Question your credibility.
Do you know the dates?
Do you know the time?
What'd you eat last week for dinner?
Yeah.
Right.
Oh,
if you,
if you can't even remember what you ate last week for dinner,
how could you know?
Right. Did you ever wear a skirt?
Right.
It's like,
what?
Yeah.
I mean,
Anita Hill was the most poised and intelligent person in this, basically in very
similar circumstances back in the early 90s.
And she just got railroaded by the process.
So I mean, who knows what's going to happen?
It's pretty crazy.
But yeah, like I said, Kavanaugh has gone from I never drank to there has been a frenzy
to come up with something, anything. So he's still claiming that this is a smear campaign from the left,
which seems impossible based on the timeline that we have from Dr. Blasey Ford
and the fact that we have sworn statements from her husband and her therapist being like,
yeah, she named you two years ago before you were a nominee.
So it just doesn't hold up under the rigors of just plain logic.
But that's again, and we said this all the time, this should be such a clear indication.
There is clearly something going on.
Now, I'm not going to say that this means that it happened or that he is guilty, but
clearly there is some darkness around this shit.
And at the minimum, you have to be like, yo, three people are saying,
you know, you're acting a fool.
People who went to school with you at Yale now
are like, actually take my name off
that letter of support.
He was not this guy he's talking about.
And I think that, I mean,
there's more than enough
to disqualify this person.
Or at least to slow down the process.
That's right.
I mean, this is a lifetime appointment
and it's impossible to unseat a sitting Supreme Court justice.
So like slow the fuck down.
Yeah.
If three at this point, three accusers and all there's all this smoke, like let's try to fucking figure out where the fire is.
Right.
accusers are just asking for an FBI investigation and he's just asking to push it through as quickly as possible and get a vote as quickly as possible.
And his witness, Mark Judge, is asking, well, don't interview me under oath.
Like, please.
Like, I just don't want to.
That just makes me slightly suspicious.
And it tracks too with stuff in the New Yorker article too that they were making reference
to a party where something like this may have happened.
So this isn't just it's not in these like these vacuums that these stories are happening.
Like it's clear that there's a pattern of behavior that echoes the same sort of things in all of these allegations.
It's like I'm starting to get PTSD just looking at his face.
So one thing, too, is, you know, the Judicial Crisis Network that was like co-founded by one of
the Federalist Society guys, they've been doing ads from the second his nomination was announced
to be like, we need to confirm Brett Kavanaugh. We need to confirm Brett Kavanaugh. And when
yesterday, when the story broke about the third allegation about, you know, his behavior,
the chief legal counsel for the Judicial Crisis Network went on to MSNBC to talk about it.
And even they were having trouble like fully.
Yeah, they seemed off their game.
Before everything, it was always like, no, that's fine.
They can come in and then we will confirm Brett Kavanaugh because he's an upstanding person.
And now you could sort of hear that even for the Judicial Crisis Network, who is like the biggest cheerleader for Brett Kavanaugh,
they couldn't give a full throated like support.
It's like the public facing arm of the Federalist.
Yes.
So you can just sort of listen to this quick interaction and how they're talking about it.
Carrie, this this this new information that's come to light here over the last 45 minutes or so.
Does that change your support for Judge Kavanaugh?
Well, obviously, these are very serious allegations and
i that this the experience that miss wetnick describes is horrible so i and the the challenge
here now is the judiciary committee is looking into it now the committee is going to look into
is there any actual corroboration and and and if there is i'm sure they will continue uh to probe
into it.
Yeah, it's interesting because even when asked, like, well, should he still be confirmed?
It wasn't a yes.
It was more of an implied like, well, I think they need to, you know, they can look into it.
And also an implied like we should do the thing that they're asking for and like have people look into it, like have a more thorough investigation.
I feel good about that Kavanaugh's nomination is going to fall apart.
I do feel positive about that
because even if Dr. Ford's testimony falls apart
and even if whatever happens
and they are able to ram him through,
women are so pissed at this point.
Women are so mad that they are not going to be able to get over this for the midterm elections.
Like this is going to be one of the biggest things in the midterm elections.
And it's going to be it's a big mistake for them.
Yeah.
And we've talked about their calculus, too, of sort of like, well, is it worth totally
eating shit in this midterm cycle to tip the scales conservative on the Supreme Court?
And like that's been their endgame for 40 years.
Right.
And this is the moment it's like,
fucking, you know what?
We're playing chicken, basically.
And we're not taking our foot off the gas.
The thing I don't understand is
they could still just withdraw him,
bring in another nominee
who's just another conservative judicial.
But before the midterms, though?
Well, but then even if they get voted out, which is, you know, very, you know, maybe
I think 538 has it as one in three that the Democrats win the Senate.
And even if that happens, they would have a couple months as a lame duck session, which,
you know, it would be extremely hypocritical for Mitch McConnell to actually like push someone
through during a lame duck session. But he has no problem. Yeah, he has no problem. Like he almost
would welcome it. So he is the face of hypocrisy. So I just that is a question that keeps coming up
for me is what do they get out of just sticking with this guy and trying to ram him through as all these revelations come out about him.
Either they were convinced that like this was actually a smear campaign and they really like didn't expect all these other accusations to come out.
Or they like the fact that this is turning into a bigger and bigger culture war and they think it's going to, you know, get their base out to vote.
Right. So we'll see. All right. We're going to take another quick break. We'll be right back.
It was December 2019 when the story blew up. In Green Bay, Wisconsin,
former Packers star Kabir Bajabiamila caught up in a bizarre situation.
KGB explaining what he believes led to the arrest of his friends at a children's Christmas play.
A family man, former NFL player, devout Christian,
now cut off from his family and connected to a strange arrest.
I am going to share my journey of how I went from Christianity to now a Hebrew Israelite. I got swept up in Kabir's
journey, but this was only the beginning. In a story about faith and football, the search for
meaning away from the gridiron and the consequences for everyone involved. You mix homesteading with
guns and church and a little bit of the spice of conspiracy theories that we liked. Voila!
You got straight away. I felt like I was living in North Korea, but worse, if that's possible.
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And we're back.
And we're back. And there is a book called Winner's Take All, where this journalist,
Anand Giriharatas, who is like, he went through all of the pipelines that prestigious people go through that end up like running foundations. He went through this like, change the world,
Aspen Ideas Festival, and was like a TED Talk person and was recruited to all
these different ideas places where finance companies have solution sessions where they
come up with ideas for giving to the poor and stuff like that. And so he, having gone through
all these things, basically came to the conclusion that while it's good in theory, they're basically doing this instead of actually changing the system. that the lean in thing has become very popular in the corporate world, which is like women
empowering other women in the workplace. And the way they do it is just by working harder and,
you know, looking out for other women, but they will not countenance the idea of like adding
maternity leave, like adding additional maternity leave.
Right. Things that are functionally.
Things that would functionally help women.
And so, you know, he points out that
the way that this works is that
somebody will give a TED talk about like
how America has the worst maternity leave
in the developed world.
And then another person will give a TED talk about
lean in, you know, let's work harder.
Let's make women's position in the corporate world
equal. And people will fund the one that is the lean in because it fits with the overall goals of
the corporations. And so it's just an interesting, I don't know, idea and sort of a takedown of this
corporate infrastructure around like. Right.
So rather than like, oh, let's think about like what wages should be for people or how we can create systems that empower all of our working, all of our workforce.
It's like, how do we optically look like we're helping the world, but still maintain
our power and still maintain the power structure that we are still on top?
So he's arguing that the entire TED talk like let's examine our corporate culture like movement is bullshit yeah
it's just it would never uh forward any ideas that would actually structurally change the way
the system functions which is one of the the system is functionally one of the most unequal in the history of the developed world.
Basically, the New York Times summed up his thesis as American elites generally seek to maintain the system that causes many of the problems they try to fix.
Oh, I absolutely believe that.
Yeah.
I mean, why would you want to upend the system in which you are an elite?
Yeah.
And their helpfulness is part of how they pull it off. I absolutely believe that. I mean, why would you want to upend the system in which you are an elite? Yeah.
And their helpfulness is part of how they pull it off.
Thus, their do-gooding is an accomplice to greater, if more invisible harm. It's like when the Pentagon Papers came out and it turned out Bono has all this secret money hidden in offshore accounts.
He's like the biggest champion of the poor.
The Panama Papers.
The Panama Papers, right.
The Pentagon Papers actually revealed that Bono was the secret architect of the Vietnam War.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
He is Kissinger.
Yes.
Just pull his face off and he's Kissinger underneath.
But he does all those-
But yeah, the Panama Papers.
And everyone was like, oh, Bono.
Right.
But Bono is a multi-multi-millionaire.
Like, of course he's going to try to keep his millions no matter what the hell he's saying about it.
Hide it, put it somewhere else, make sure you're not getting hit.
Shit, he'll stick it up
somebody's asshole to try to hide
that shit.
Will you hold this money up your arsehole?
I don't know.
All I know is catorce.
Un, dos, tres,
catorce.
Catorce.
Okay.
That's not how counting works, but all right.
So there's this movie out that came out this past weekend.
It represents Amazon Studios' first wide release, major motion picture release.
It was with the showrunner and creator of the NBC drama This Is Us.
The movie is called Life Itself.
You may have seen previews for it or commercials for it and been confused.
It's like a family drama starring Oscar Isaacs and Olivia Wilde.
And it got really bad reviews.
And I still, like, I had just seen that it got really bad reviews and I still like I had just seen that it got really bad reviews I was curious like I was this secretly like
going to be a critical
darling and it was like
not and so
people are like no it is crap
it actually is crap but I still had
no fucking clue how
weird it was
so one thing you should know about the guy who
created This Is Us is the other show that
he created was this Fox show, The Neighbors, where neighbors were aliens.
Do you remember that show that like came out?
No.
Like five years ago.
I didn't have TV then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, but it was like, and they were like gray, like the gray aliens.
Yeah.
Okay.
So he's like got a weird sort of quirky sense of humor
that goes with his sort of maudlin dramatic side
that you see on display in This Is Us.
So I just want to read from a The Muse slash Jezebel summary
of what happens in this movie.
So spoiler alerts for anybody who is planning on seeing life itself.
So it opens with Samuel L. Jackson as an unreliable narrator
who is following an alcoholic, Will Dempsey, who is Oscar Isaac,
as he envisions his therapist getting hit by a bus.
It quickly cuts back to reality, and we watch Oscar Isaac
pour an airplane bottles of whiskey into his double espresso,
walk into his therapist's office
where he shoots himself in front of her.
This begins to unravel his family story,
in which he falls in love with Olivia Wilde.
In college, they get married.
She gets pregnant and then she gets hit by a bus.
She dies.
Her unborn daughter survives
and is raised by Mandy Patinkin, her grandfather.
We also learn Olivia Wilde's backstory, which includes her father being decapitated in front of her when she's a child.
At which point, and by the way, it's in a car accident and she has to sit with his lifeless, headless body for an hour while waiting for the ambulance to come.
Wow.
for an hour while waiting for the ambulance to come.
Wow.
So then she is shipped off to live with her uncle who molests her until she shoots him.
You know what?
This is actually making me want to watch this movie.
I know.
This sounds insane.
Insane.
This sounds so much crazier
than that stupid lame poster makes it seem.
There's also, like, he has a weird sense of humor.
Oscar Isaacs and Olivia Wilde's dog is named Fuckface
And they just call it Fuckface the whole time
I want to watch this movie
It's just like it's so much stranger than I had any idea
Wow
Than it has any right to be basically
And then it also spans like generations
Right so then there's the fact.
And there's so much violence.
Yeah.
But the movie starts in the 80s.
And so it goes well into the future as late as 2079.
What?
But nothing seems different.
Everyone's still in regular cars.
That's like the worst future.
Right.
Yeah. No zombies. No nothing. Come's like the worst future. Right. Yeah.
No zombies, no nothing.
Come on, Dan Fogelman.
No robot overlords.
The fuck?
I guess he,
well, I guess all of his stuff,
you know, like even with This Is Us,
it's multi-generational,
spans decades.
Right.
He likes aliens.
So 2079, maybe.
I mean, yeah.
It's like one of those things
where I'm like, wow,
this seems like so overtly trying to be just sensational.
But when you stack up all these details, I'm like, yeah, maybe it's so absurd.
It needs to be seen.
Honestly, your description of it is making me want to go see it today.
Yeah.
Because I saw I've seen the commercials and the posters and I'm like, is this this is us?
It looks so much like that treacly,
sappy, tear jerky
like, I'm gonna tell you these stories
and I'm gonna fall in love with these characters
and they're gonna die.
And now I'm like, oh my god, there's
decapitated heads
and shootings in the face
and I'm like, I'm down.
It looks like a dog named Fuckface.
It looks like, what if a Hallmark movie
had great actors in it
and instead it's this?
Yeah, awful shit.
This thing that we've never seen anywhere before.
Oscar Isaac, by the way,
I've worked with him
and he's a lovely human being.
No way.
Yeah, I'm in a movie with him
called Inside Llewyn Davis.
Yeah.
And he is fantastic
and a great, great human being and a fantastic actor.
And what a great movie.
And he's probably saying, I don't know why I did this.
I don't know why I did.
I didn't need.
I'm really busy.
I'm doing pretty well right now.
I'm doing really well.
Like, I don't need to do this. I'm in really well. I don't need to do this.
I'm in Star Wars franchises.
Maybe the script read really well.
You know what I mean?
It's one of those things like, wow, this is kind of fucking interesting.
I've never seen this before.
Yeah, but then until you bullet point everything out, you're like, so it's a guy who thinks
he sees someone get hit by a bus, but it's actually his wife, and then there was all
this other trauma.
Hey, Dan Foltz.
I mean, I hope it at the very least
operates like his other things
where his goal to make you cry
the entire two hours or whatever.
Yeah, I think probably,
but I don't,
based on the critical reviews,
it doesn't seem like
it actually pulls that off,
which is,
This Is Us is just like
the second the first scene
of that show comes up,
people apparently just like
leave the room weeping.
Yeah.
I've never watched it.
Me neither.
Because I'm too proud.
I hate crying.
This made me think of like, what are some other things that work really well on TV and don't translate to movies or like vice versa?
Like I was thinking Larry David has had a lot of success on TV, but then his movies I think are like sour grapes and stuff like that.
Like Curb and Seinfeld are like two of the all time classic comedy.
Yeah.
And even the films he had on HBO are like,
you're just like,
why'd you do this?
Right.
It gives a fuck.
I'm actually reading about Dan Fogelman's response to all the like critics.
And he was saying, he's like, it's part of the gig of the gig but he's like he quote lashed out at quote white male critics who don't like
anything that has emotion uh and it says i was prompting many people to defend him to point out
that of the 17 round tomatoes reviews penned by women just two were positive uh and then but then
also they were saying in this article uh that a lot of non-critics who have seen it
appear to have loved it.
Oh, that's true.
It says it nearly brought a speechless Warren Beatty to tears.
Mandy Patinkin referred to its script as, quote, the greatest screenplay I've ever read
in my life.
What?
Yeah.
Wow.
Not The Princess Bride?
Mandy Patinkin?
You definitely read The Princess Bride.
Come on.
Yeah, but he felt Inigo Montoya was a little derivative.
Yeah, I don't know.
He said, then Fogelman goes on,
I think I just have a wildly different creative palette
than the cynical film critic, and that's okay.
I like different things than they like sometimes,
but not in a bad way.
My hope is that it will be warmly received in that way
and kind of be able to split the difference of both worlds.
I can totally feel that.
The way that This Is Us has.
I have no opinion because I haven't seen it.
It just seems crazy based on like just reading the plot summary.
It sounds insane.
I know.
But in a way that I think you're right.
I think we need to leave here and go watch it immediately.
I had no interest until you read that.
And now I'm like, I need to see this.
Right.
I had no interest until you read that.
And now I'm like, I need to see this.
Right.
Just to see the scene where she's sitting in her dad's decapitated body, just like in the car, like doop doop doop.
But I think, yeah.
Hey, ambulance guys.
Daddy?
Dad?
Daddy?
Dad, dad?
No?
Oh, you're down there.
Oh, I didn't see you.
But I think, yeah.
Also, if you distill any film down to its points,
like all these character points like this has,
you would be like, yeah,
you could probably create a list of any other film.
No.
Not this crazy.
Well, I mean, there's definitely a lot of decapitation
and odd bus deaths and things like that.
And like Meet Joe Black or whatever.
Yeah.
That movie, that's another one where it's like, wait, what the fuck did you just say?
And then also they should add to that list Brad Pitt's Jamaican accent to that one.
What did he say?
He's like, it gonna be all right.
Like it was the worst patois you've ever heard.
You're like, yo, come on now.
Yeah.
It was a different time.
I think he's bad at accents.
Oh, yeah.
He's just bad at them.
Yeah. Yeah. That's just not your's bad at accents. Oh, yeah. He's just bad at them. Yeah.
Yeah, that's just not your forte, dude.
Just be, yeah.
You're hot.
You're a very hot man.
So just go with it.
So Brad Pitt is hot.
Bradley Cooper not hot?
No.
Brad Pitt hot.
Totally.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to find where the-
Yeah, I don't know.
It's one of those things that I just don't see it.
In the same way that I don't see Scarlett Johansson,
why every man is like gaga over Scarlett Johansson.
I'm just like, I don't see it.
What about Bradley Whitford?
From the West Wing?
Yeah.
I don't know. I was just trying to think of other Brads.
Oh, right.
Bradley Cooper, Bradley.
Well, Helen, it's been a pleasure having you.
Thank you.
It's such a thrill to meet one of my favorite panelists.
Oh, thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Where can people find you and follow you?
You can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at funny Helen Hong.
Because some other bitch named Helen Hong has all my handles.
Do you just flame her?
You're like, you ain't funny.
Yeah, you're not the funny one.
I'm the funny one, bitch.
Is that Helen Hong? Is that account account active i actually don't know that much
about the instagram one the twitter one i am like on full-out war with her because oh really yeah
because years ago i i sent her a really nice message offering to buy the handle off of her
i was like we can negotiate a rate that is that you know because you don't you're not really that
active on it and i'm a public figure you know you really help me out
and she blocked me
oh shit
she didn't even respond
she just hit block
on my ass
wow
so now I'm like
I have no problem
calling out
the twitter bitch
at Helen Hong
on twitter
like she's awful
yeah
fuck her
you have like
fake accounts
you'd be like
fuck you
fuck you bitch
Helen is there a tweet that you've been enjoying that you'd like to accounts you'd be like fuck you fuck you bitch helena is there a tweet that
you've been enjoying that you'd like to share with our listeners okay so jess dweck who is just
a brilliant tweeter posted kavanaugh's quote i was a virgin in high school and many years after
and then she writes if trump makes him withdraw his nomination,
it will only be for this.
That's so true.
Wait, you didn't tell me you were no nerd.
Pussy.
Miles, where can people find you?
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram
at Miles of Grey.
I have a couple of tweets I like. One is from
past guest Yusuf Roach,
at Yusuf Roach.
It's a women say I'm afraid of commitment
until I tell them that I rated as the same blood elf
for almost a decade.
Then all of a sudden,
they're the ones afraid of commitment,
SNH.
That's so good.
Rated as the same blood elf.
Another one is from Willie Muse,
at WilliesLilly2.
Based on appearances alone,
three should be half of eight, not four.
And I agree with that.
Three should be half. That's a good point.
It's a very visual tweet.
But come on.
Picture of three.
Now picture of eight.
Half of eight, isn't it?
Okay.
There you go.
All right.
I'm with you.
First of all, I enjoyed Danny Fernandez's run last night where she was just trolling people.
She posted a screen cap from Halloween and was like, all right, movie buffs, what movie am I watching?
It's a deep cut.
And then like 3,000 people responded like, obviously it's Halloween.
Then she was like, wow, nobody got that.
All right, here's another one for you movie buffs.
And it was this like screen cap of the kid from The Shining riding
down the hallway and she was like,
wow, still nobody, huh? I guess I
don't have that many movie buffs following me.
And kept doing it with Scream
and all these just really
mainstream horror movies. But the tweet
I really want to draw your attention to is from
Zach Bornstein, quote,
holy shit, found O.J. Simpson's
calendar from June 1994.
And it's a calendar
that says no murders
for one week and then no murders
on the next week.
And then the next week is beach week.
And then the next week is no murders,
no murders, which I don't know.
The Kavanaugh,
even if the Kavanaugh thing is authentic,
his calendar that he produced from the year 1982.
It's ridiculous.
It seems like I wrote it just trying to piece together a kid's weekend from the 80s.
It's like, went to see Rocky III with Squee.
And it's just like, wait, what?
Yeah, putting box scores from past Bullets games.
Right.
It's unbelievable.
Anyways, you can follow me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien.
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We link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode
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usually. Miles, what song
are we going to ride out on?
We are going to ride
out on... Can you tell that
I'm deciding right now what that song
will be? Seems very decisive. No, this is me being very decisive. Okay, we're going to go out on, can you tell that I'm deciding right now what that song will be? Seems very decisive.
No, this is me being very decisive.
Okay, we're going to go out on kind of a quick little song.
This is DJ Harrison with a track called Erica's Gun.
I think, I mean, it's clearly a reference to the Erykah Badu album, Mama's Gun.
It's a little quick one-minute loop type beat, but, you know, it's a good vibe.
It's a good vibration. Great bass playing,type beat, but, you know, it's a good vibe. It's a good vibration.
Great bass playing, too, because I brought my bass into work,
and I've just been thinking about playing.
So, yes, check this out.
Eric is going to invite DJ Harrison.
Got them good vibes, man.
Good vibes.
As Brad Pitt would say.
It's a vibey ting.
It's a vibey ting.
Shout out to all the ghost, man, them.
All right, we're going to ride out on that.
We will be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast.
We'll talk to you guys then.
Bye.
Bye. Thank you. Kay hasn't heard from her sister in seven years.
I have a proposal for you.
Come up here and document my project.
All you need to do is record everything like you always do.
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There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing.
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What happens when a professional football player's career ends
and the applause fades and the screaming fans move on?
I am going to share my journey of how I went from Christianity
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For some former NFL players, a new faith provides answers.
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I was a lady rebel. Like, what does that even mean?
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In California during the summer of 1975,
within the span of 17 days and less than 90 miles, two women did something no other woman
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Charles Manson, 26 year old Lynette Fromm, nickname Squeaky. The other, a middle aged
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