The Daily Zeitgeist - Disney Not Racist Enough? Almost GOAT Wedding? 4.26.21
Episode Date: April 26, 2021In episode 895, Jack and Miles are joined by May I Elaborate? Daily Wisdom from J.B. Smoove podcast's J.B. Smoove to discuss 'woke' Disney, a Capitol insurrectionist being turned in to the FBI because... of a dating app, the couple who tried to have their wedding at their dream home without telling the owners, a gender reveal explosion, and more!FOOTNOTES: I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary 'We Are Not A Match’: Alleged Capitol Insurrectionist Turned In By Person On Dating App Florida couple invites wedding guests to ‘dream home’ they thought was vacant ‘God-Awful Blast' That Rocked NH Towns Was Gender Reveal Explosion, Police Say Snoop Dogg's instagram: Spiderman fighting Batman and Robin LISTEN: Antonio Carlos Jobim - Andorinha (from "Stone Flower" album) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, the internet and welcome to season 182, episode one of the Daily Zeitgeist, and healthier. His name is Jack O'Brien, a.k.a. We Don't Reveal the Gender. Instead, we choose to go with Tanner Bright Explosion.
We don't reveal the gender, but we blew up the box and now the water's toxic.
Hey, that is courtesy of Rob Cunningham.
You know him as at Math Demigod.
And I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray!
It's Miles Gray, a.k.a. MF Zoom, a.k.a. is Miles G,
the one who put the hot takes in your podcast.
Never met a listener that could share me.
And that's just a quick reference to Shock G.
Rest in peace to Shock G and Black Rob.
A lot of rappers passed away the last week, so rest in peace to those two.
Shaq G passed away?
Yeah, Shaq G just passed away.
Damn.
Yeah.
You sounded like Shaq when you did that Shaq G.
I don't know if that was intentional.
I'm just trying to get those years.
It's a fine line between Shaq G and Shaq G.
Yeah, Shaq G.
One who put the satin on your size 26.
If Shaq put the satin on your panties,
you'd be like, okay, maybe.
Well, Miles,
we are
thrilled
to be joined.
Nervous.
Giddy to be joined
by a legend.
He is the hilarious,
the talented J.B.
Smoove!
In the building, baby. Look at us man welcome welcome bp's in the pod up in this motherfucker how you liking the pod life man no it's cool man
we're having a great time you know this is treading on new ground for us but um you know
having done a lot of podcasts being a guest is different from, you know, getting your shit right and recording and doing all that.
And we record.
And my show is a daily show.
So, you know, we got a stockpile, a bunch of them for the whole year.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
And we're far ahead of the game, though.
So it's a good thing.
And you know what?
And I'm trying to better people out there.
So this is a great, great podcast to do.
So we're having a great goddamn time.
And you know what?
I'm helping people.
I'm helping my goddamn self too.
Sometimes you gotta help yourself while you're helping other people.
There you go.
Yeah.
I got a reservoir of give a fuck.
You know what I mean?
I got a reservoir of give a fucks.
So that way I can give a fuck about people. Plenty. a reservoir of give a fucks so that way i can give a fuck
about people plenty right see so i mean wow that's right you're a rich man because we're
living in the age where not many people have fucks to give these days people don't have
fucks to give i'm giving it i'm giving it away i have an abundance of it sounds like
the inverse to our podcast where it just drains us of life. Yeah, man. As we go through the news.
You got to have something.
You got to look in the mirror.
You got to look in the mirror every morning.
Stare into that mirror when you get up in the morning and say, and motivate yourself to give a fuck.
Oh, yeah.
We'll talk about your new podcast.
May I elaborate a little bit later?
But yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Checking on all that.
Yeah.
All right.
We are going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.
We are going to talk about a dad who says Disney is too woke.
We're going to talk about yet another Capitol stormer telling on themselves.
We're going to talk about Republican Stan Petty.
We'll talk about the Florida couple who planned a wedding at a mansion.
Uh, they did not own, did not have the right to be at, but it was God, but God told them
they were supposed to have the wedding there.
So you can't count that up.
I mean, back in biblical times, God was telling people, you know, very significant shit.
Now God is telling people where to plan their Instagram wedding.
is telling people where to plan their Instagram wedding.
We are going to talk about the thing that my AKA was referencing, the gender reveal earthquake, damn near earthquake that happened,
and whether we need another Roaring Twenties, all of that and plenty more.
But first, JB, we'd like to ask our guest,
what is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are, what you're up to, that sort of thing?
You know, I've been doing, I got these two big ass dogs, man.
So, you know, watching a big ass dog is a chore.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm telling you, man.
How big are we talking?
I got two Gordon Setters, man.
They're both two-year-old siblings.
See, here's the thing that they have not developed yet.
Maybe it's out there.
I've been Googling to see if they have a power washer for a fucking doll.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
Something that can get down, not hurt them, but get into the fur and clean it real good from their skin
outward and pull
all the grime and dirt.
These dogs run around and fight all goddamn day.
Got slobber all over their goddamn neck.
Anything you think of, these dogs
wrestle. They fucking dive
in the pool sometimes. I got time to get the
fuck out of the pool. You know what I'm saying?
And they go behind my trees.
I got a row of trees privacy trees they go behind the trees and run between the trees
and the fence they squeeze behind there they hunt for lizards all day they love it right
they know they love fucking lizards man they love them like i love candy fish they like fucking
lizards they fucking love them and they just chase lizards all day.
Anything that moves every morning,
these fucking ducks,
these fucking crazy ducks land in my pool every morning.
And every morning I open my eyes.
Cause I have my little patio door open.
I can see the pool when I get up and the,
and the fucking ducks,
two or three ducks,
a family of them.
And they,
I mean,
how many times I say get the fuck out of my pool,
they come back every morning.
Ducks don't understand profanity
or English at all.
Yeah, they don't respond well to aggression.
You figure by now, they would know
get the fuck out of my pool because I say it enough times
and I'm sure I'm not the only one in the neighborhood
where these fucking dudes are using
a landing pad into my damn pool
every morning and my dogs love to chase them.
So every morning,
I open the door
and let the dogs chase them away.
It's a game now.
Right, yeah.
Animals play games with each other.
You know that?
Right.
The ducks are fucking with the dog.
The squirrels are fucking with the dogs.
The squirrels sit on top of the fence
knowing the dogs can't reach them
and their tail is just fucking moving
like they're just waving their tail. You you can't you can't get this baby you
know what i'm saying unless you got a fucking ladder a doggy ladder but i was searching to
see if there's any way i can get down without having to scrub i spent an hour a piece on these
dogs watching them you know so I was looking for this mobile,
several mobile doggy groomers.
Right.
They got a van.
It's equipped with all the shit they need.
You know,
you got the water built in already and they wash your dog for you.
Right.
Wash your dog.
Then they do something where,
but no charge,
no extra charge.
They do the anal glands or something like that.
I said,
what the fuck? First I said, what the fuck?
First I said, what the fuck is that?
You feel me? What the fuck is that?
And why is it free for you?
Yeah, what do you think?
Hey, the way I see it,
if they offer it, it must be something that I'm supposed to be doing when I'm washing my dog.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not qualified to do no anal
probing and shit. I'm not qualified for that it's supposed to be just legendary stink that's my
second search so i was like am i supposed to search google am i supposed to check my dog's
anal glands you know just to make sure you know is it something i'm supposed to do while i'm
washing them you know what the fuck what is'm supposed to do while I'm washing them? You know, what the fuck? What is my responsibility to the anal glands of an adult?
As an owner, right.
As an owner.
But they provide that service for you.
They threw that in there.
So I'm guessing that's what they do when it comes to mobile groomer comps.
It's funny that you brought up the pressure washer because I was just reading a story about there was like a self car wash place where the owners are getting mad because someone keeps bringing their horses there.
Oh.
And they're just hitting their horses with their car washer
and they're just getting out real quick.
If you're far enough back and it's not, you know,
the closer you get, that's going to hurt them.
Right, right, right.
If you get far back, it's going to spread out.
It's going to spread and get nice.
No, that was the idea.
I think the same owner was like, yeah, this this distance i can get all my horses done in about 15
minutes wait one of those like sponge cave things they were just riding their horse through that
yeah like no no no you know how like some of them like you see them in la like it'll be like a
concrete stall right okay yeah you just go yeah yeah not a dry no not like a ride hey not a bad idea though not a horse is a fucking vehicle so you can't sit there and say
a horse not a vehicle a horse classifies that's somebody that is someone's car that horse is
someone's transportation in their fucking car so you can't exclude a horse from from the equation
that is a vehicle measure all vehicles in horsepower
amen like they're the original they're the original vehicle don't hate on this is a landmark lawsuit
yeah man landmark uh what is something you think is overrated meat fucking meat has lost its luster
bro you know when you see when you see these animals walking around and kicking it like regular,
you see cows and shit in the pasture.
When you like drive into San Francisco or some shit,
you see,
you smell them.
Have you ever driven in that little area?
Oh yeah.
That was like a 10 mile stretch.
And you're like,
fuck me,
man.
You're sitting there trying to close the vents.
You're trying to do everything you can.
You know what I mean? Yeah. And you smell them like oh my god these five miles before you see them yeah man i'm telling you man that odor gets into the meat when they're fucking slaughtering these animals
i'm guaranteeing you there's no way that it's kind of going to a club you go to a nightclub
and you're dancing your fucking ass off man but people are smoking in there too and you're sweating and you get home and your fucking shirt has has taken on the essence and
the smell of fucking nicotine in the nightclub right oh fuck yeah that's exactly what meat does
meat takes on whatever's around it it pulls it in and it sucks it up man so yeah i'm a vegan i'm a
full-time vegan so i'm a vegan yeah I'm a vegan. So for years though,
now I will say this much.
Four years ago,
I was not a vegan.
I was part-time, full-time.
My wife's been vegetarian,
vegan forever.
Now I was considering myself
part-time vegan,
full-time carnivore
for like years.
You know what I'm saying?
For years,
I was part-time, full-time.
So when I was traveling,
I used to go,
you know,
I used to land on my stand-up tour.
I would get to the hotel, drop my bags off, and then I would go find me a Buffalo Wild Wings or some of the, or I would take recommendations for the best wing spots or some shit like that.
You know, the best restaurants or whatever.
You know, and I would partake in that and judge that shit based on my own taste buds and shit.
I would say, this ain't shit
or I'll say,
yo,
this is bone.
You know what I'm saying?
What's your favorite
vegan restaurant in LA?
Ooh,
man.
You know what?
I love Craig's
because Craig's
is not a vegan restaurant
but I love
some of their menu.
Now,
my favorite favorite
you know,
is Sage Vegan Bistro.
Now,
we got a brand new one up here up uh in the valley we got we got
a few of them yeah and also they're attached also to cafe gratitude you know great great place man
and actually we are invested in sage vegan bistro amazing amazing restaurant you want some good
full disclosure okay let them know great vegan food you make sure you hit sage up man it's
great man and the ice cream that they have in there too or the the cream that was a kind cream
that kind cream yeah holy shit man great ice cream yeah yeah man meat is overrated at this point man
every once in a while you know you get uh a recall on some fucking meat you hate that shit you just had a barbecue or some shit
just grilled mad fucking chickens and fucking hamburgers and all of a sudden it's like oh we
had a recall on some salmonella poison and some chicken if you bought it from this from this
market and this is the skew numbers and shit and this this is the you know if you had it uh for the
past few months you need a date a range where you're going to fuck your body up.
There's a range of this.
Like in between March, March 12th and May 1st or some shit like that.
You're like, fuck me, man.
I just had a barbecue, motherfucker.
Yeah.
And I had diarrhea after that shit.
Fuck me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bad meat, bad meat will fuck you up, man.
And bad meat, here's nothing about bad ass meat.
If you got bad teeth, oh man, don't have bad teeth and eat bad meat.
That shit don't go together, man.
Woo.
Word to the wise.
Word to the wise, man.
Bad meat and bad teeth, no, no.
Yeah.
Do you feel healthier now that you're like a vegan?
Like, do you have more energy?
What's your uh what's your
review of going vegan oh man it's health benefits of it so when i converted to full uh veganism
what happened was i was i went to this restaurant went to a buff of wild wings i sat there i ordered
my typical 10 teriyaki 10 barbecue a bunch a bunch of extra carrots, extra fucking celery, extra dipping sauces and shit.
And then I sat there.
I got through half of that shit.
Got through half of it.
And I just sat there.
I go there.
I look at my scores.
Check the football games out or whatever.
And man, halfway through it, man, I was over it, man.
You were done.
I stopped.
Hit a wall.
I spit the rest of it into a
napkin.
Don't disrespect anybody out there
who does.
I spit it in my napkin, threw it in a plate,
paid my bill. That was the last time
I had meat.
It was like a spiritual experience.
You hit meat rock bottom.
Fuck yeah. I'm from North Carolina, man.
I don't try it all bro
i don't have it yeah yeah yeah fucking bear meat deer meat squirrel fucking rabbit you name it man
i don't hear it it's underrated hey i had it all man had all that shit from being from north
carolina shit man yeah you've been to heights of meat consumption the rest of us can only imagine
how many times how many animals they make sausage
out of man they fucking around bare meat sausages and shit oh man you know people know they meet
can make anything any fucking thing got my mouth watering over here
but i mean but i'm over it man i'm fucking, man. I'm now I'm invested in fucking all the vegan shit.
You know, realize this.
So let's suppose the fucking the whole planet of our domestic animals that we fucking partake in meals from just fuck around and get some wild pandemic fucking disease that we cannot eat these motherfuckers no more yeah the earth runs the
shit don't don't be don't get it twisted right we fucking it's planted up already yeah we fucking
it up so think about that shit there's this book uh spillover that is all it was basically
completely predicted the pandemic we just lived through and it's all about it's all about what
you're talking about that like you know diseases going from animal to human and yeah i mean that's what it is animals
eat their own shit sometimes you animals eat their young you you'll be surprised what the
fuck animals do when you really look into it and guess what the fuck you eating shit yeah
wow shit what is something you think is underrated shit i just said it vegan
restaurants vegan fucking food man i ate this product man i fucking love called uh just eggs
motherfucker if i didn't tell you if i didn't tell your ass it wasn't fucking eggs let me tell you
something you'll scramble that shit the fuck up i won't say a motherfucking thing i'll make you a
goddamn omelet just the way you normally eat your omelets. Put some fucking onions and peppers in that bitch.
Season it up with salt and pepper.
Throw that shit on a fucking bagel.
One of those everything bagels.
I like the fucking everything. Now, that's the shit
you want with it. That fucking everything
bagel. Everything in that bitch. You eat that
motherfucker, that shit does everything.
Pay your bills. Get you a new lady.
The everything bagel
is loaded.
Everything in that is so good. Fucking Everything Bagel.
You got everything in that motherfucker, man.
Everything you need.
Apple TVs in that motherfucker.
Everything.
Like, the fuck?
Broke my wrist.
The TV came out.
Who's Everything Bagel got it all, boy?
Let me tell you something.
I love the Everything Bagel.
Now they have the Everything Bagel fucking seasoning.
God.
Yeah, I was just gonna
ask you if you fuck with that how dare you i'll put that shit on the ice cream cone i don't give
a fuck that's just no there is have you heard there's ice cream there's everything bagel ice
bagel they got so much shit now it's unbelievable have you tried the nacho uh imitation bacon
seasoning oh mother nacho wait what what is that nacho nacho imitation bacon seasoning
oh fuck it's delicious so it tastes like nachos and bacon yeah you sprinkle that show on an
impossible burger or some shit like that oh kiss my ass bro i'm telling you man i know all i know
all the tricks and shit i know where's your fucking cooking show coming out?
I need
Hey I need the cooking show
You know what I mean?
Shit
Where are these networks at?
Come get his check real quick
Hey man
We know
Hey
Have you guys ever tried banana blossom?
No
I don't think I have
Banana blossom is a
Is a part of the banana tree
Right?
This shit has the consistency
Of fucking fish season it up right
and here's the kicker you get some of that dry seaweed right you wrap it in dry seaweed and
guess what the seaweed does it gives you the fish taste oh right from the sea right that seaweed it
smells like fish you season that shit up like you would
normally do seafood and fish man beer batter that motherfucker and deep fry it yeah i'm looking at a
picture right now it looks like a straight up just a plate of fish and chips like a
hey man i'm telling you right now it's gonna it will blow your mind and you can make a crab
cake out of it okay so jb's vegan cooking corner
coming this fall i'm telling you right now i'll blow your fucking mind you you will thank me
later you'll be like yo this is killer and it's not fish man i'm gonna hold you to it hey i'm
gonna hit you up on twitter i'm like i got it jb i told you hey i turn people on to some cool
shit bro tell you something.
We get it in and out.
We get it in.
And I got my own goddamn garden around here.
Feel me?
We got this big-ass garden made by this other company named LA Urban Farms.
It's the vertical garden, bro.
Shit.
Little pods and shit.
Put the little pods in there.
And that shit just grow.
We grow kale and fucking chard.
All our fucking herbs, everything, man.
Basil, fucking green
onions, tomatoes,
peppers, you name it, man. People come
to my house, they go fucking shopping. You know what?
I personally stole
two or three shopping carts from
fucking Ralph's and shit, or Vaughn's,
one of those places and shit, Whole Foods.
I stole some shopping carts and shit,
and then I spray painted over the name Whole Foods and shit. So I got three or four of those places and shit of Whole Foods I stole some shopping carts and shit and then I
I spray painted over the name
Whole Foods and shit
so I got
maybe four of those motherfuckers
some of my friends come over
because I got
an overabundance
of vegetables now
you know
I got three of them
each pod holds
28 vegetables
so
that's a lot of
food
you gotta be able to
consume all that shit
so I gotta call my friends
and say
yo man
come over here and go shopping.
You know, I had a little girl
part-time to do the cash register and shit.
So this shit is a real...
I heard your prices are exorbitant.
I gotta mark that shit up.
I gotta mark it up. I'll mark that shit up.
You're like, oh, you don't have a bag?
Okay, I'll sell you one for five bucks.
Hey, my shit is beyond organic for five bucks hey my shit my shit
is beyond organic this shit my shit though organic right i don't fuck around with that
organic yeah just water and sun right hey you bring your shopping cart you got a little basket
little baskets too the little basket little handheld ones i got those and shit people just
put their little take the little vegetables and put them in there i weigh that shit i charge my
own charge them you know what i mean that's how you fucking do it. See,
I'm thinking. See, I'm
damn, I'm not a doomsday prepper,
but goddamn, I'm prepared.
Put it like that. Shit go down.
You're like, I don't need shit
prepper, basically. You better, hey, you better
be that shit. I'm telling you, keep waiting
around for these fucking animals to get some bullshit happen to
them. You better stock up on some shit
that's easy to get. Fuck you want to i got my eye on
crow we don't know where none of this shit going at you know we might get they might just the earth
might be giving us a little break you know right i'm gonna let these motherfuckers think they're
in charge i'm gonna let them think they're in charge and i'm gonna hit these motherfuckers
with something different hit them we're just in a we're just in a like abnormally long period
between enormous
asteroid strikes
is basically where we're at.
We're waiting for this
shit to happen.
And you better learn
how to kill a motherfucking zombie.
You better watch Walking Dead
or some shit like that.
You better watch Walking Dead
or those zombie movies
and all.
Just binge watch
all the zombie movies.
Get all that fucking knowledge.
And you better watch
zombie movies
and Naked and Afraid.
You better watch Naked and Afraid and shit. You better watch that
shit, man. Fuck around. People are going to be robbing people
for clothing because all this shit.
If this shit shut the fuck down, I'm
telling you, man, you better be careful. You better
be prepared mentally, at least
mentally. Start making some
stockpiling some shit. Just in case
some bullshit go down.
I got my RV. I got my fucking RV.
I'm an RVer.
Yeah, you were telling us
about that nomad land life
before we asked.
I got this goddamn,
I got this damn RV
sitting in my driveway,
stockpiled,
ready to go
and some bullshit go down.
See?
I'm trying to get my RV,
I got my RV guy
to come over here
and install some machine guns
on that motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And those gates,
those gates, like on the bodegas in New York.
Those gates. The roll gate.
The roll gate. The fucking roll gate.
Put that roll gate
on the windshield. That's a big hole
if I can see where the fuck I'm driving at. You know what I'm saying?
Like Mad Max.
You better think
like Mad Max. You got them right.
You better think like Mad Max. Stop fucking them right. You better think like Mad Max.
Stop fucking around.
I mean, the water shortage, that's coming next.
People should be writing all this shit down.
People should be writing all this shit down.
It's being recorded right now.
No, people better write this shit down and document this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm telling you.
JB was right.
Give me an RV, stockpile some shit, get an outdoor garden.
See?
All this shit going gonna come in handy bro
learn how to make
make that beer
battered fish
there we go
you talking about
that goddamn beer meat
you talking about
fucking beer meat
your fucking jaws
get tired
chewing that shit
that shit
that shit fucking tough man
fucking jaws get muscles
and shit
you be like fuck
your head starts to look
like Barry Bonds
big ass jaw bones jaw muscles and shit chewing bear meat like fuck your head starts to look like berry bong big-ass jaw bone jaw muscles
and chewing bear meat to a bear meat that's shit like gum like like gum that's pretty gross
it's pretty gross all right let's take a quick break and we'll come back and talk about some
stories this summer the nation watched as the Republican nominee for president
was the target of two assassination attempts separated by two months.
These events were mirrored nearly 50 years ago
when President Gerald Ford faced two attempts on his life in less than three weeks.
President Gerald R. Ford came stunningly close to being the victim
of an assassin today. And these are the only two times we know of that a woman has tried to
assassinate a U.S. president. One was the protege of infamous cult leader Charles Manson. I always
felt like Lynette was kind of his right-hand woman. The other, a middle-aged housewife working
undercover for the FBI in a violent revolutionary underground.
Identified by police as Sarah Jean Moore.
The story of one strange and violent summer.
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Available now with new episodes every Thursday.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I've been thinking about you.
I want you back in my life.
It's too late for that.
I have a proposal for you.
Come up here and document my project.
All you need to do is record everything like you always do.
One session.
24 hours.
BPM 110.
120.
She's terrified
Should we wake her up?
Absolutely not
What was that?
You didn't figure it out?
I think I need to hear you say it
That was live audio of a woman's nightmare
This machine is approved and everything?
You're allowed to be doing this?
We passed the review board a year ago
We're not hurting people
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And let's check in with this self-identified white Christian conservative who also looks like it's like a background character from WALL-E type,
just in the context of Disney.
That's kind of the vibe he's given off.
And he has some thoughts about the woken-ing of Disney.
He said Disney World has become so woke that he can no longer give his money.
He's like, I go on two Disney cruises a year.
I take annual trips with my family.
We spend lots of money in Orlando, but this is too much.
I'm just going to read some of the lines he wrote in this op-ed.
First, he's talking about the Jungle Cruise.
He said, Trader Sam is out because he might offend certain people.
Every grown-up in the room realizes that Trader Sam is not a representation of reality
and is meant as a funny and silly caricature it is no more based in racism than
every disney character of an caricature of an out-of-touch white american dad so that's just
that's the real victim i've always said uh out of touch white american dads right need a better
shake you know mr incredible is the real uh race racist caricature he said then he goes talking about splash mountain
who we know is about song of the south the one of the most racist fucking cartoons he says disney
disney proclaims that splash mountain must change because of its association with the film
disney owns splash mountain so it can do what it wants but if disney screams at the top of its
corporate voice which is pretty loud that it is changing to appease a certain political point of view now every time i look at the ride i'm thinking about politics really really yeah man i mean
damn shame goddamn shame how things start to blur the lines man and people don't understand man
they don't understand trying to make the playing field even on everything man they don't they
don't understand that shit. Yeah.
You know, in that case, when you go to Disney World,
you might as well just have everybody,
when the park is closing,
and have all the characters wave to you,
and they all take their fucking masks, their fucking costumes off right in front of you
so you can see who's underneath that motherfucker.
You know what I mean?
If you're that worried about shit, you know,
guess what's going to happen when that motherfucker
takes that fucking top of his head,
hat off and shit.
It's a dude named,
named,
named Tyrone under there,
under that motherfucker or some shit,
you know what I'm saying?
Well,
he's not,
yeah,
he's not happy about that.
If you're thinking about that kind of shit,
imagine these characters are not real.
That's motherfuckers inside these costumes.
You do know that,
right?
Who have different races
different beliefs different everything so if you if you you keep scratching the surface
you you won't really find out more than you really fucking are trying to find out yeah i think there's
parts of that too with like the jungle cruise right because there'll be depictions of like
africans and you know white people on safari and they're like these robots and
most people like yo this is offensive this is like some dumb regressive shit and so like let's get
rid of that and then this guy's like this but that's not real so it shouldn't be people shouldn't
be offended because it's not real it's like that's not the point it's the imagery that is
and also they need to get the haircut that i want them to have. Yeah. Hey, you know, you start complaining about one thing,
you start complaining about a lot of things.
Yeah, yeah.
And it fucking never ends, man.
Yeah.
He goes on talking about Pirates of the Caribbean,
which, you know, they've changed in the years
because their scenes are like the, you know,
the pirates are chasing women around and, like, harassing them.
So they're like, nah, I don't think, we don't need to have that.
So what he says is, now we don't even ride this ride every trip when my family rides it it's uh with all the scenes changed it takes us
out of the illusion because they remind us of reality i'm sure that's i'm sure that complaint
is coming directly from his kids and not at all from his right assistant das yeah man things
things have gotten complicated, man.
It's, you know, a lot of shit
gotta go away, but a lot of
shit gotta come. So,
nothing you can, you know,
you know, everything,
everything changes, man.
With every day
on this fucking planet, shit changes.
People's views change. People's wokeness changes everything
fucking just constantly evolves you know the only way you're going to get rid of all the bullshit is
everybody who's talking shit and bullshit gotta die off that's what it is people gotta die off
man and new people gotta be created new thought new thoughts to be created but all the motherfuckers here who who causing issues
and doing dumb shit gotta die off you know so we gotta we gotta be we won't shit i tell people all
the time you won't see all this shit change in your lifetime it takes a hundred years
two it might be two generations before you see this whole place fucking change yeah and i think
for this specific version,
this person just does not want to be reminded
that things are changing.
He don't want to be fucking reminded
that shit going to change.
Yeah, exactly.
So he's like, my safe space is to go to Disneyland
where I can pretend that white people,
their supremacy is not being threatened
and I don't have to be reminded
that you changed the ride because it's racist.
You got to start somewhere, goddammit. have to be reminded that you changed the ride because it's racist you gotta start some goddamn
you gotta start somewhere god damn it and the only way people are gonna all enjoy you know this place
is a world of fucking wonder this place you go to to enjoy yourself and enjoy it on a you know
you want everyone to enjoy it that's because you don't fucking enjoy it where it is that excludes everybody
else wanting to enjoy it for what it is and why they bring their kids there and why they want to
have a great time doing you know enjoying a day there right if you sit there and you focus on all
that shit yeah i think that's where that's where they're at he is legitimately he is legitimately
mad about the haircut thing, right?
Because didn't Disney just make it so that people could, like...
Wear their hair however they want to.
Yeah.
You should wear your fucking hair any way you fucking want.
It's fucking hair.
Right.
You should be able to wear that shit however the fuck you want, man.
He's going to take his tourist dollars elsewhere if that's happening at Disney.
Really?
When do people start
judging your hairstyles oh man that's because they don't because yeah that's the only way that
they can kind of come sort of sort of take shots at this progress and just they don't like people
of color for like getting any last resort you start doing the last resort that's when you start
really reaching reaching too hard.
Right.
You know, come on, man.
People can wear their fucking hair anywhere they want to.
Some people have their culture is their culture.
That's what this country is.
This country is about different cultures and coming together.
Why the fuck would you worry about someone's fucking hair?
That's not going to affect any.
Guess what?
When you go to fuck home, that's not going to affect anything in when you go to fuck home that's not gonna affect anything
in your life of someone's fucking hair right right you're like hold on this light switch
isn't working oh it's because that woman had dreadlocks that fucking lady that fucking dreadlocks
yeah right like come on fuck come on man like come on you've been on vacation before you've
seen people with different hairstyles on vacation.
Why the fuck would you worry about some shit like that, man?
What are you doing? Yeah, I feel like the conservatives numbers are running low because like they're having to like have the one person do both jobs because this dude, not only is he the face of complaining about disney he's also he was also an assistant da
in nevada who pushed for the state to carry out an execution so they're just they're having to
get two jobs in the conservative movement to to oh my god man you start complaining about
something you start complaining about every fucking thing. All right. Let's just check in with the dating lives of some of the dudes who stormed
the Capitol back at the beginning in January.
These stories keep popping up.
I'm just curious.
How often would any of you brag about open crimes you've done to impress a
mate, a potential dating partner?
People fucking do it.
Because people are fucking stupid no it happens
all the fucking time you see movies with this shit in there snitching on yourself people do
some crazy shit and they gotta fuck they just can't resist it they can't fucking resist it
they're trying to impress someone right you know just shows how, how their fucking mind works,
man.
They're nuts.
Yeah.
How it happens constantly.
And you seen,
you seen the results of it,
but people don't learn from watching other people.
People learn from fucking up themselves on their own.
You know,
instead of seeing,
seeing some shit that happened and saying,
Oh shit,
what a dumb ass.
I'm not going to do that,
but they'll top it. They'll fucking top that shit. Right and saying, oh, shit, what a dumbass. I'm not going to do that. But they'll top it.
They'll fucking top that shit.
Right, right, right.
This is a big issue, man.
The storming of that Capitol was fucking huge.
Yeah.
For you to brag about that shit on a dating app?
This woman, she matched with someone on Tinder.
And she basically, she let the FBI know.
She goes, I think this dude was at the Capitol based on the messages we were sending.
The screen cap that she sent, it starts off.
Clearly, she was asking him about the Capitol because it says she's the last thing from her says those weren't answers to my questions.
And then this comes along from this man named Robert says, I did storm the Capitol.
I made it all the way into Statuary Hall.
I did an interview with Robert O'Mara of the Washington Post.
Also did online interview with Jess Brevins of the Wall Street Journal.
And she said, we are not a match.
He said, I suppose not.
But see, but see what his would happen.
Here's what fucking happened.
Somehow, some way, this dude thought ass was on the table.
You see, he thought a piece of ass was on the table.
And his judgment
got fucked up and i'm telling you something if a motherfucker think he gonna get a piece of ass
he thought he was on ass street i'm telling you right right and somehow some way he was he
fucked up he wasn't on ass street yeah you see a piece of ass what the fuck you're thinking of
and your judgment he thought somehow this was going to get him a piece of ass what the fuck you're thinking of in your judgment he thought
somehow this was going to get him a piece of that ass and he fucked up and he didn't realize too
once the the feds they said okay we'll look into this man they just searched his name and they
found his facebook page where he posted literally a photo of him in there saying i'm fucking inside
the capital was so it took it took him on his dating app before all this shit that happened for them to even look
at his fucking page.
So no one else saw this page.
No one saw this existing photo and existing video and page.
That's just crazy.
Yeah.
I think nobody's turning.
You can't hide shit on the internet, especially on Facebook or the gram.
He has it on there so she she's the first
one because of the dating thing and she realized he wasn't a match for her she sprung this shit and
that's impossible no one else saw his page and saw the video that's just crazy all his friends
probably think it's cool like i i feel like that's what's happening is that he is around a bunch of dudes who look like him.
When you look at the people who stormed the Capitol, there aren't that many women there, surprisingly.
Not a ton.
I feel like, but these dudes are online in message boards impressing each other with how far they got into the Capitol.
And then he steps out onto a dating app and it's a different story.
Right.
It's like that dude who the FBI showed up at his house and he was to like find out if he had stormed the Capitol.
And he was wearing a shirt that like said, I stormed the Capitol.
I still say a piece of ass was somewhere on the table.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He got,
he,
he thought that she was saying something else.
Right.
And he thought that shit was going to lead to the piece missing pieces of the
puzzle.
That's going to create a hookup somewhere.
He thought a hookup was involved with this shit.
And maybe it was when he,
there was even in his mind,
I thought of playing some, involved with this shit and maybe it was when there was even in his mind a thought of playing some role play
shit involving
some shit like
he's like take this lectern
I'm gonna hold this lectern
he's gonna storm that ass
storm that ass how about that
I dress up as Q Shaman
I bet somewhere in the typing
back and forth yeah if you look up
scroll up a little bit I stormed the capital I would love to storm a piece of that ass I bet somewhere in the typing back and forth. Yeah, if you look up. Yeah, scroll up a little bit.
I stormed the Capitol.
I would love to storm a piece of that ass.
I bet he said that shit.
And then it was like, excuse me, what are you talking about?
Did you storm the Capitol?
And then he said, yeah, answer my question.
Did you storm the Capitol?
He's like, yes, I did.
Let's just say.
Yeah.
How do I put this?
I stormed the Capitol.
I'll be in your rotunda at a certain point as well, mom.
All that lingo, that fucking lingo. it was in there it was in there it was charged charged yep yep
all right let's take another quick break and we'll be right back
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So there's a couple that were planning their dream wedding in Florida.
They had the venue picked out.
They did not let the fact that they had no access to that venue stop them from literally planning their wedding and like going there on the day of.
They did everything everything they set up
a wedding website they got motherfucking vendors you know to set up for this wedding everything
they invitations all this happening where they said inviting friends and family to celebrate
at their dream home and estate and the and you look at the photos like it's not this shit is
gigantic it has a tennis court and bar and pool, all that shit.
But unfortunately, even though they did say in their wedding website, they, they actually
said that God had intervened to reunite them after 30 years for Courtney and she needed
to get married at this estate.
Except the problem was on wedding day, the owner of the house just saw a bunch of people setting up.
And I just want to take it from this call where he calls the police so confused because there's a bunch of vendors and shit trying to set up a wedding at his property.
When the wedding party showed up Saturday morning to set up, the homeowner called 911.
I have people trespassing on my property and they keep harassing me, calling me.
passing on my property and they keep harassing me calling me and uh they say they're having a wedding here and it's god's uh message perturbed and so they kept telling him the whole thing was
this old man had put this house on the market a few months ago and this dude came through saw
the house and was like hey i think we might. I think we could have a wedding here.
Nobody will fucking figure it out.
Hey, man, I say this fucking genius.
If the shit had worked.
Yeah, right.
If the shit had worked.
Execution.
Execution.
If this shit had worked.
This is a story you tell to your motherfucking kids.
Let me tell you what we did for our wedding.
This is a story of a lifetime.
If this shit worked.
If that motherfucker didn't come back in town and he wasn't there, let me tell you something.
And this shit got executed and you made it to your motherfucking honeymoon.
And that's a story that people talk about how amazing your fucking wedding was.
Yo, you are legendary. You are fucking legends. moon and that's a story that people talk about how amazing your fucking wedding was yeah yo you
are legendary you are fucking legends like your wedding goes down as wow it's the best wedding
i've ever been to in my life yeah right but in your story you know what fucking you know that
shit ain't yours but you hey i shit this shit trumps this shit just trumps. Going to someone's motherfucking barbecue, and you riding down the street, you see a
dope-ass cookout, and you say, shit, I'm about to pull over, park this motherfucking car,
put these fucking flip-flops on, and I'm going to blend the fuck in.
I got a case of beer in the trunk.
I'm going to carry this fucking case of beer in this motherfucking backyard, put this bitch down,
open it up, start putting these motherfuckers in
the cooler, and no one's going to know
the difference.
Now, this shit right here,
it's a lot more moving parts.
See, the more moving parts you have,
the harder it is to get this shit
executed. This is not
like going to a motherfucking cookout. I promise
you. There's levels to this shit, but if this fucking dude wasn't home if if he wasn't home let me take
some this shit would have been down in history now what do you think what do you think they told
their guests though because that's the second part like because at a certain point they'll be like
wait what happened to the wedding and it it's like, ah, shit.
If that was my wedding invitation, I'd say, look, I would write down and find print at the bottom of that.
Hey, don't ask me a motherfucking thing.
I would have that right there in tiny writing.
Don't ask me a motherfucking thing.
Enjoy yourself and mind your motherfucking business.
Mind your own.
Right there.
Right at the base. Right at the
bottom of that fucking invite.
Shut the fuck up and enjoy yourself.
It's wild too because
like, and they were cool about it. Once
the cops came, they're like, do you own this place?
Nah, but God has willed us to be
married here. And they're like, nah, you don't own this.
So God ain't willing shit. That's your go-to.
You go to that,
that becomes your alibi and yours. You go to that, that becomes your alibi and your excuse.
You know how people use God as an alibi?
God is everybody's alibi.
You know what I'm saying?
You throw that in there, you're hoping that this cop is religious and he understands that sometimes you're calling.
You get a call in sometimes and you got to do what you got to do.
Right.
You know what I mean?
I hear you. This falls under the category
that I call
when you want to make something happen
and you're at the threshold
of trying to make something happen,
you are subject to
what a lot of people in prison
are subject to,
the fuck it syndrome.
Fuck it.
When you are past
logical thinking
and you enter the realm of
fuck it.
Right. A lot of people are in jail. A lot of people are in the realm of fuck it. Right. You,
a lot of people in jail, a lot of people are in jail because of fuck it. Because
they were at a threshold and they said,
fuck man, man, I'm fucking broke.
I need to hit this bank, man. I got this fucking mask.
I'm going to this fucking bank and make it happen.
You have officially
crossed the fuck it,
the fuck it line. Fuck it.
I got nothing to lose, fuck it
these people had nothing to lose
if this shit work, this shit work
if this shit don't work
fuck it man, all you gonna do is say get the fuck out of here
get the fuck off my property
and they did, and all good
that's it, of course
we tried, you took a swing at it
you took a swing at life
and shit didn't work
it was almost like
it's like that Embiid
half court shot
that almost went in
the other day
yeah
exactly
full court
or full court
yeah
exactly
you're like
fuck it almost went in
so close
almost had the wedding
to being
but Hitler
Hitler should have done
the only person
they should have let in
on everything
would have been the officiant or the pastor or whoever they got running things.
Make it the religion of the homeowner.
Exactly.
You say, look, man, we had to make this shit happen.
You know, I love this woman.
She loves me.
We need to make this shit happen today.
So I need you to be on the same page as my wife, my future wife, and myself.
If you see anybody, if you hear police cars, if you see fucking cars rolling up,
if you see motherfuckers walking into the backyard four or five deep in uniforms,
or if you see a homeowner come out that fucking back door,
you rush that shit fast as you can and say you may kiss the bride motherfucker just get it
done get it done yeah you just get that shit the speed the fuck you man you speed the fuck up man
because we're tail lights in about five minutes we're telling you speed that shit the fuck up
and say everybody enjoy yourselves right you say i want you to say this i want you to say this too
say hey you say i do May kiss the bride. Everybody,
we're going to meet at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Wherever.
Wherever you're going to fucking meet. You yell out
something so everybody know where the after party's
going to be at. After party,
at our real house or whatever.
At our real house over on
Culver Drive. Shit.
It feels like something... Y'all know where I live.
Y'all know where my other house is at
you know that's what we're gonna cook out at my other house yeah actually or my mama's house
whichever one whoever gets there first but it feels like one of those things too yeah where
you like you heard about this happen generations ago we're like you know my uncle did this in the
70s where he saw a house and and it feels like that idea tried to be done in 2021
and you're like yo technology is so far gone there's no way you can just pull up to a big
ass mansion mansion like that and just make this thing work but it feels like it was inspired by
a true like it something they got this idea from somebody this is this is gonna be a good rom-com for sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. You got it. Oh, yeah.
A stressful rom-com.
But people have, this has worked.
People have had full ass parties in these fucking mansions in Beverly Hills.
They have gotten away with this shit.
I'm telling you, you can do it.
The person, you got to research the person, make sure they're out of the country or somewhere.
Right.
And, you know, but, and you got to, you know, but also everybody's fucking alarm system
is hooked to their phone, all their cameras and shit.
They can see everything going on through their fucking phone at their house.
You gotta find some way to conceal that motherfucker.
Yeah.
Gotta have a loop.
You gotta do.
The camera that's in the back that's aiming towards the yard, you gotta get like a fake
ass bird or some shit. But that motherfucker
think I was a fucking bird
in front of the camera.
I hate those fucking birds.
Get a bird to build a nest.
You never think,
you won't think twice.
Yeah.
Fucking bird.
You'll turn your phone off
and continue your
motherfucking vacation
out of town.
Right.
Meanwhile,
that bird is concealing
that full ass wet
in that backyard.
Right.
Ooh, that fake ass bird.
That's all you fucking need
just off the strength of this episode right now
we have a vegan cooking show with you JB
and also JB wedding planner
wedding planner show too
wedding impossible
I was going to say that wedding impossible
that's the name of the movie
this is about love
this is about fucking love right now
I'm trying to unite people and shit
these people want to be together by any means necessary they're going to be together This is about love. This is about fucking love right now. I'm trying to unite people and shit.
Right.
These people want to be together by any means necessary.
They're going to be together.
Fine.
I'll make that shit happen.
I'll make that shit happen.
I'm just thinking of how you,
so you have them win a fake contest for like a cruise and then you just pay for their cruise maybe like a,
but it's a shitty.
Oh,
like you.
So there is a little money spent up front to get the owners out of the
house.
Yeah.
To get the owners out. They win. Yeah, to get the owners out.
They win.
They fucking win something.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah, get them the fuck out of there.
Get them the fuck out of there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Another great thing is this.
You hire a fake ass, what do you call those guys?
Exterminators and shit.
Yes.
You say, this fucking house.
Tent the house.
This fucking house got to be.
This is, I'm telling you, you tell them that several homeowners
in the area,
it's an infestation
of fucking termites
and fucking bugs
and they're all
inside your fucking walls.
They're in your walls.
You wouldn't see them.
They're in your walls.
They're eating
your fucking house away.
So what should I do?
What do you suggest?
Well, you know what?
Here's what we have,
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at our company.
We are,
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Wow.
To the Bahamas.
Exterminator cruise.
But it's worth it because, it's fucking worth it because what does it cost?
A wedding costs way more than that?
Yeah.
Right.
what is what is the cost it's a wedding cost way more than that yeah right you can invest to take a portion of your budget and put that shit towards that trip all the expense paid
yeah take care you don't worry about it you gotta drink tickets get all that shit
enjoy yourself enjoy yourself you come back you're gonna have a fucking a fucking uh a home
that's safe and fucking insect free oh shit find out what washed 90s band they're a fan of.
Oh, man.
Yo, it's the 311 crew.
Oh, right, right.
Enjoy themselves.
Enjoy yourself.
I don't remember
entering this contest.
I don't remember doing this.
They're like,
Poison is doing a cruise.
Do you want to go see that?
What?
I love Poison.
Yeah, great, great, man.
Here, we got your van right here.
Take you to Fort Lauderdale
so you can bomb voyage it.
You know what would be a dope-ass cruise?
The Wu-Tang Cruise.
That should be dope.
That would be dope.
Woo!
The Wu-Tang Cruise.
The 36 Chambers.
Like, I mean, well.
What do you call that?
The whole thing is themed out.
Oh, my God.
I would go on that shit.
Woo!
I mean, yeah.
Woo!
Call that shit Wu-Cruise.
Okay. Woo! Come on, man. Damn. Wu-Cruise. We need that. That shit kind Woo! Woo! Call that shit Woo Cruise. Okay.
Woo!
Come on, man.
Damn.
Woo Cruise.
We need that.
That shit kind of dope.
That's dope.
I need that shit in my life.
The Woo Cruise.
Woo!
But can they get all nine members to show up at the same time?
That's the hard part.
Maybe if you do that shit in advance and let people know what's coming up.
Right.
I just don't want Capadonna to step in for somebody who's not there.
I'm like, Capadonna, where's you God?
Where's you God?
I don't see golden arms up here.
This is a fucking tragedy and I want my money back.
All right.
Real quick.
Let's check in with another party gone awry.
Yet another gender reveal that they went ham on some explosives to reveal the gender of a child to the point that the explosion cracked the foundations of their neighbor's house.
Yeah, and people thought it was an earthquake. They used 80 pounds of explosives of Tannerite, which you can buy for like target shooting. But they amassed 80 pounds of that shit and blew it up that soap. And they went to a fucking quarry because they were like, we want to do this responsibly. We want to do in a rock quarry. And so they blew up the 80 pounds of it. And it shit was falling off people's walls and all this other shit.
Wow.
To this day, they're like, they're like, well, we had permission from the quarry.
Wow.
80 pounds.
80 pounds.
So they want to do it responsibly.
And the 80 pounds of Tannerite is the non-negotiable part.
They're just like, I i mean we are doing a gender
review we do need 80 pounds of tannerite obviously 80 pounds what happened knocking pictures off of
people's walls like clear across town yeah yeah what yeah what happens with the balloon the
coloring in them i don't know the coloring just like pop pop and the blue or the pink or whatever
these things these things just get more and more dangerous the two pilots died in cancun like two And the coloring just like pop, pop, and the blue or the pink or whatever. What happened to that?
These things just get more and more dangerous.
The two pilots died in Cancun like two months ago trying to fly a banner and shit.
It starts wildfires.
I'm pretty sure like how close are we to one of these things going so bad it's like actually becomes like a mass casualty event.
Everybody wants to top each other.
That's what it is.
Right.
No one's happy
with... It's not even about
the baby anymore.
It's about you
doing the greatest gender reveal
ever. It's not even about this
kid anymore. It's not about that kid.
It's about you getting hits
and people loving what
you did. And man,
what the fuck? Y'all people are nuts man
i don't know what i don't yeah the but the fact that 80 pounds 80 pounds man is just like come on
like i get it you look you did you want a little boom going off and you're trying to be like well
look this rock choir is not gonna catch fire so we could do it here but like to then
go 80 pounds because what's the because someone's gonna read this and say oh that ain't shit that
ain't shit bro that ain't nothing watch watch this yeah when when you think about like the
the they used to when like a royal family would like announce that they were having
a baby like you know they would blow horns
and like throw a big festival and shit so it kind of makes sense that people like that is an urge
that's there with people and it's just like now because of the wonders of modern capitalism
you can afford to amass 80 pounds of tanneret do the same thing. Next thing you know, someone's literally going to be like,
hey, we're going to blow up this Ford Focus.
Blow this bitch up right here.
Right here in this Target parking lot.
Like, what?
It isn't my Ford Focus, but God told me.
God told me this Ford Focus needed to go.
Bitch, you got to go.
JB, it's been such a pleasure having you, man.
Where can people find you and follow you?
Oh, man, they can find me at OSnap.
OSnap.
J-B-Smoove.
S-M-O-O-V-E.
OSnap.
J-B-Smoove on all platforms, man.
Check my merch line out, man.
We got a bunch of stuff going
on man we got this amazing amazing podcast we're working on with uh team coco uh may i elaborate
man daily wisdom from your man jb smooth i'm hearing today smack man yeah man i over elaborate
i'm an over elaborator so uh yeah man this this is fun stuff man and throwing my name in a bunch of different projects
right now i'm in the middle of shooting kirby enthusiasm yeah it's 11 we're in the middle of
doing that right now man but um this podcast is really gonna be fun man you know what i do is you
know i take these these calendars man he's like you know uh a year of gratitude uh a year of love oh yeah the day calendar yeah man i take the day
calendar i take and i just open them up man i read uh my god miles and i miles is my my writing
partner also okay i got miles rose we actually uh take these amazing uh positive affirmations man
and i just take them. And most people,
they don't understand them.
They're very confusing.
You read some of these things
and you don't know
what the fuck they're talking about.
Or you understand it,
but how do you apply it to your life,
to your day?
So what I do is I take them,
I flip them,
I over-explain them to you
and I elaborate on what they really mean
and at the end I give you
a little tidbit of advice
and not that
I've over explained it to you
I've over elaborated to you
I reel your ass in
I reel your ass in and I find a way
to apply it to the listener's life
and this is what I do
I'm going to do this shit every fucking day. It's going to be a daily thing.
There it is.
And yeah, starting today.
So you can download that right now.
Yeah, go check that shit out.
Go check it out.
You will not be disappointed, man.
It's so fun, man.
And it really is what people need, man, in these times.
Is they need a fun way to get their shit right.
Yeah.
And to make it easy.
Because I think a lot of people don't think like
it's a thing something you should invest your time into like what take care of myself i'm good
but it's like oh you need to relax you need to actually be be good to yourself
but be good to yourself man yeah and better than you to guide people on that path better
and jb smooth that's right come on man is there a uh tweet or some of the work of social media
you've been enjoying no i'm into right now you know i i grew up on roller skating so man i just
been like watching mad roller skating videos i fucking love them and it's it's making a huge
comeback right now you know and i was when i was in a roller skating crew so believe me i'm a i'm
a oh i was on the road I was in a dance crew.
I started out as a dancer, man.
I was Jay Smooth and my partners was Jay Groove.
It was Groove and Smooth.
And we used to dance for rap groups and R&B groups back in the days.
And I was in a roller skating crew.
We used to carry tools.
We used to take our indoor wheels off, put our outdoor wheels on,
skate from Mount Vernon all the way down to Gun Hill Road
to the skate key roller rink.
Then we would get in there, skate three or four hours,
take our wheels off, take our outdoor wheels off,
put our white wheels back on, skate indoor,
take our wheels back off, put the outdoor wheels back on,
skate to fucking White Castle, get some burgers,
and then skate all the way back
to Mount Vernon. And then you just rexing on out
of there. That's it.
That's how we did it, bro.
That's how we used to do it. And now that
roller skating is making a big comeback, all I do
is hit these roller skating videos, man. I fucking
love them, man.
You still roll?
Yeah, man. I put them on once in a while.
Hey, I had a video up
uh of my of my birthday my birthday uh uh in december i put a uh a video up i did like a
little instagram live and i actually skated in my living room and i was fucking doing it
wow i don't fuck around okay i don't fuck around bro that's three i love fun videos man yeah like
you know like my man
tony baker does a lot of funny videos you know i just follow that kind of shit man i follow a lot
of one that made me fucking really laugh man was this one right here where it was it was batman
and robin versus spider-man this shit fucking had me in stitches man yo this dude is whipping fucking Batman and Robin's ass.
He is fucking them.
I mean, he's knocking them.
He's beating the fuck out of them, man.
He just showed us a video of.
He's beating the shit out of Batman and Robin.
They're sparring, but they just got costumes on.
Oh, my fucking God.
He's fucking them up, man.
These are real fades being caught on video.
Yo, they didn't get one punching on his
oh he got him in a clinch oh he's fucking them up man it's just hilarious
robin ain't shit man robin ain't robin's running around on the edges
snoop snoop dog actually posted that one yo yo let me tell you something man spider-man is fucking robin batman and robin
ass up man both of them at the same time wow yo this shit i could watch this over and over again
because this shit is just fucking amazing too much being a being a being a marvel fan too right yeah
yeah hey i'm gonna check that out i'm gonna uh i don't know how many people have done it but i'm
on you know i'm in both universes, the Marvel Universe and the DC Universe.
The Marvel Universe from Spider-Man, Far From Home.
Right.
And I just did the new Spider-Man.
And I'm the Frank the Plant and the Harley Quinn.
So, I'm in the animated series.
Hey, man.
You're omnipresent.
You know what I mean?
I'm in both goddamn universes, man.
I got a leg, I got a foot in both universes.
You're like air.
Hell yeah.
All I need now is some fucking powers.
If they give me some powers.
Right.
To plan a scam wedding.
Right.
To plan a goddamn wedding.
Shit.
And when you exist in both universes, they let you see these fight videos of the different
guys beating the shit out of each other.
This is straight up Marvel
versus fucking DC.
Fucking A, man. I fucking love that shit.
I can watch that over and over again.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Because it's like a real sloppy
street fight.
But they're wearing costumes.
I would pay to see this shit over and over again.
Different costumes,
different fucking heroes.
That's fucking braw heroes. That's fighting.
That's fucking brawling. That's fucking brawling.
I don't fucking pay for that shit.
UFC should do that shit.
UFC should just put a bunch of motherfuckers in costumes and people will
fucking love it.
All the best fighters
in costumes. Yeah, if you had Spider-Man
versus Superman
in the octagon, i think that would do
numbers that was yo it would do amazing numbers man and it will promote dc and marvel people
would fucking go crazy over that shit you see their favorite heroes battle without in the ring
the new don king over here they're like no what do people want hey call me up call me right right
call me dc let's make this shit happen, man. Oscar De La Hoya.
Hit him up.
Oh, my God.
Let's promote this shit.
Golden Boy.
Oh, man.
I'm going to tell you something.
Let me do it.
Let me do it, baby.
Miles, where can people find you, follow you?
What's a tweet you've been enjoying?
Twitter, Instagram, Miles of Grey.
Also, the other podcast, 420 Day Fiance, where we're talking 90 Day Fiance.
Woo.
Let's see.
Some tweets that I like first one from
at alice hamilton she tweets i think every gender reveal party should kill someone one in one out
ryan kennedy at the ryan k tweeted uh like 95 of screenwriting advice on twitter is like
write a script so incredible that nobody can't ignore you. Cool.
Thanks. I guess
write good hadn't occurred to me
in the last 10 years. I'll get right on that.
And then last one
from Heather Ann Campbell, at Heather Campbell
tweet, my Donald Duck funnel cake
doesn't taste the same ever since I had to
accept that racism is real.
Yeah, that's kind of what that old man
was feeling. Oh man, kind of what that old man was feeling oh man kind of what
yeah kind of what you're feeling a tweet i enjoyed rachel mccartney tweeted uh i'm not homophobic
some of my best friends are gay according to me when we're playing madden
so good and brody goop uh tweeted there should be a garbage disposal in the shower for hair which
would really uh make my would be awesome showering experience less hairy because my wife sheds like
one of one of your dogs man it's just covered the walls will be covered sometimes
anyways you can find me on twitter at jack underscore o'brien you can find us on twitter
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Love it.
Where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode
as well as a song that we think you should go check out.
Miles, what's the song today?
We're going to do a little, you know, Bossa Nova, Brazilian feel,
start the week off nice and easy.
This is from Antonio Carlos Jobim, and it's called andorinha and it's uh yeah
just just nice and easy you know just starting your week off maybe listen to some uh you know
listen to our boy jb elaborate give you some good good words and then listen some good tunes
and get your week love it so this is andorinha all right go check that out that out. The Daily Zeitgeist, a production of iHeartRadio.
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That is going to do it for this morning.
We're back this afternoon to tell you what's trending.
We'll talk to you all then.
Bye.
Bye.
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