The Daily Zeitgeist - Disney Not Racist Enough? Almost GOAT Wedding? 4.26.21

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

In episode 895, Jack and Miles are joined by May I Elaborate? Daily Wisdom from J.B. Smoove podcast's J.B. Smoove to discuss 'woke' Disney, a Capitol insurrectionist being turned in to the FBI because... of a dating app, the couple who tried to have their wedding at their dream home without telling the owners, a gender reveal explosion, and more!FOOTNOTES: I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary 'We Are Not A Match’: Alleged Capitol Insurrectionist Turned In By Person On Dating App Florida couple invites wedding guests to ‘dream home’ they thought was vacant ‘God-Awful Blast' That Rocked NH Towns Was Gender Reveal Explosion, Police Say Snoop Dogg's instagram: Spiderman fighting Batman and Robin LISTEN: Antonio Carlos Jobim - Andorinha (from "Stone Flower" album) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:01 And I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray! It's Miles Gray, a.k.a. MF Zoom, a.k.a. is Miles G, the one who put the hot takes in your podcast. Never met a listener that could share me. And that's just a quick reference to Shock G. Rest in peace to Shock G and Black Rob. A lot of rappers passed away the last week, so rest in peace to those two. Shaq G passed away?
Starting point is 00:03:26 Yeah, Shaq G just passed away. Damn. Yeah. You sounded like Shaq when you did that Shaq G. I don't know if that was intentional. I'm just trying to get those years. It's a fine line between Shaq G and Shaq G. Yeah, Shaq G.
Starting point is 00:03:39 One who put the satin on your size 26. If Shaq put the satin on your panties, you'd be like, okay, maybe. Well, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined. Nervous.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Giddy to be joined by a legend. He is the hilarious, the talented J.B. Smoove! In the building, baby. Look at us man welcome welcome bp's in the pod up in this motherfucker how you liking the pod life man no it's cool man we're having a great time you know this is treading on new ground for us but um you know having done a lot of podcasts being a guest is different from, you know, getting your shit right and recording and doing all that.
Starting point is 00:04:28 And we record. And my show is a daily show. So, you know, we got a stockpile, a bunch of them for the whole year. Yeah. Oh, wow. And we're far ahead of the game, though. So it's a good thing. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:04:42 And I'm trying to better people out there. So this is a great, great podcast to do. So we're having a great goddamn time. And you know what? I'm helping people. I'm helping my goddamn self too. Sometimes you gotta help yourself while you're helping other people. There you go.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Yeah. I got a reservoir of give a fuck. You know what I mean? I got a reservoir of give a fucks. So that way I can give a fuck about people. Plenty. a reservoir of give a fucks so that way i can give a fuck about people plenty right see so i mean wow that's right you're a rich man because we're living in the age where not many people have fucks to give these days people don't have fucks to give i'm giving it i'm giving it away i have an abundance of it sounds like
Starting point is 00:05:20 the inverse to our podcast where it just drains us of life. Yeah, man. As we go through the news. You got to have something. You got to look in the mirror. You got to look in the mirror every morning. Stare into that mirror when you get up in the morning and say, and motivate yourself to give a fuck. Oh, yeah. We'll talk about your new podcast. May I elaborate a little bit later?
Starting point is 00:05:38 But yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Checking on all that. Yeah. All right. We are going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
Starting point is 00:05:45 First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the things we're talking about. We are going to talk about a dad who says Disney is too woke. We're going to talk about yet another Capitol stormer telling on themselves. We're going to talk about Republican Stan Petty. We'll talk about the Florida couple who planned a wedding at a mansion. Uh, they did not own, did not have the right to be at, but it was God, but God told them they were supposed to have the wedding there. So you can't count that up.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I mean, back in biblical times, God was telling people, you know, very significant shit. Now God is telling people where to plan their Instagram wedding. is telling people where to plan their Instagram wedding. We are going to talk about the thing that my AKA was referencing, the gender reveal earthquake, damn near earthquake that happened, and whether we need another Roaring Twenties, all of that and plenty more. But first, JB, we'd like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are, what you're up to, that sort of thing? You know, I've been doing, I got these two big ass dogs, man.
Starting point is 00:06:52 So, you know, watching a big ass dog is a chore. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm telling you, man. How big are we talking? I got two Gordon Setters, man. They're both two-year-old siblings. See, here's the thing that they have not developed yet.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Maybe it's out there. I've been Googling to see if they have a power washer for a fucking doll. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Something that can get down, not hurt them, but get into the fur and clean it real good from their skin outward and pull all the grime and dirt. These dogs run around and fight all goddamn day.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Got slobber all over their goddamn neck. Anything you think of, these dogs wrestle. They fucking dive in the pool sometimes. I got time to get the fuck out of the pool. You know what I'm saying? And they go behind my trees. I got a row of trees privacy trees they go behind the trees and run between the trees and the fence they squeeze behind there they hunt for lizards all day they love it right
Starting point is 00:07:56 they know they love fucking lizards man they love them like i love candy fish they like fucking lizards they fucking love them and they just chase lizards all day. Anything that moves every morning, these fucking ducks, these fucking crazy ducks land in my pool every morning. And every morning I open my eyes. Cause I have my little patio door open. I can see the pool when I get up and the,
Starting point is 00:08:18 and the fucking ducks, two or three ducks, a family of them. And they, I mean, how many times I say get the fuck out of my pool, they come back every morning. Ducks don't understand profanity
Starting point is 00:08:30 or English at all. Yeah, they don't respond well to aggression. You figure by now, they would know get the fuck out of my pool because I say it enough times and I'm sure I'm not the only one in the neighborhood where these fucking dudes are using a landing pad into my damn pool every morning and my dogs love to chase them.
Starting point is 00:08:46 So every morning, I open the door and let the dogs chase them away. It's a game now. Right, yeah. Animals play games with each other. You know that? Right.
Starting point is 00:08:54 The ducks are fucking with the dog. The squirrels are fucking with the dogs. The squirrels sit on top of the fence knowing the dogs can't reach them and their tail is just fucking moving like they're just waving their tail. You you can't you can't get this baby you know what i'm saying unless you got a fucking ladder a doggy ladder but i was searching to see if there's any way i can get down without having to scrub i spent an hour a piece on these
Starting point is 00:09:22 dogs watching them you know so I was looking for this mobile, several mobile doggy groomers. Right. They got a van. It's equipped with all the shit they need. You know, you got the water built in already and they wash your dog for you. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Wash your dog. Then they do something where, but no charge, no extra charge. They do the anal glands or something like that. I said, what the fuck? First I said, what the fuck? First I said, what the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:09:50 You feel me? What the fuck is that? And why is it free for you? Yeah, what do you think? Hey, the way I see it, if they offer it, it must be something that I'm supposed to be doing when I'm washing my dog. You know what I'm saying? I'm not qualified to do no anal probing and shit. I'm not qualified for that it's supposed to be just legendary stink that's my
Starting point is 00:10:10 second search so i was like am i supposed to search google am i supposed to check my dog's anal glands you know just to make sure you know is it something i'm supposed to do while i'm washing them you know what the fuck what is'm supposed to do while I'm washing them? You know, what the fuck? What is my responsibility to the anal glands of an adult? As an owner, right. As an owner. But they provide that service for you. They threw that in there. So I'm guessing that's what they do when it comes to mobile groomer comps.
Starting point is 00:10:37 It's funny that you brought up the pressure washer because I was just reading a story about there was like a self car wash place where the owners are getting mad because someone keeps bringing their horses there. Oh. And they're just hitting their horses with their car washer and they're just getting out real quick. If you're far enough back and it's not, you know, the closer you get, that's going to hurt them. Right, right, right. If you get far back, it's going to spread out.
Starting point is 00:11:02 It's going to spread and get nice. No, that was the idea. I think the same owner was like, yeah, this this distance i can get all my horses done in about 15 minutes wait one of those like sponge cave things they were just riding their horse through that yeah like no no no you know how like some of them like you see them in la like it'll be like a concrete stall right okay yeah you just go yeah yeah not a dry no not like a ride hey not a bad idea though not a horse is a fucking vehicle so you can't sit there and say a horse not a vehicle a horse classifies that's somebody that is someone's car that horse is someone's transportation in their fucking car so you can't exclude a horse from from the equation
Starting point is 00:11:43 that is a vehicle measure all vehicles in horsepower amen like they're the original they're the original vehicle don't hate on this is a landmark lawsuit yeah man landmark uh what is something you think is overrated meat fucking meat has lost its luster bro you know when you see when you see these animals walking around and kicking it like regular, you see cows and shit in the pasture. When you like drive into San Francisco or some shit, you see, you smell them.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Have you ever driven in that little area? Oh yeah. That was like a 10 mile stretch. And you're like, fuck me, man. You're sitting there trying to close the vents. You're trying to do everything you can.
Starting point is 00:12:31 You know what I mean? Yeah. And you smell them like oh my god these five miles before you see them yeah man i'm telling you man that odor gets into the meat when they're fucking slaughtering these animals i'm guaranteeing you there's no way that it's kind of going to a club you go to a nightclub and you're dancing your fucking ass off man but people are smoking in there too and you're sweating and you get home and your fucking shirt has has taken on the essence and the smell of fucking nicotine in the nightclub right oh fuck yeah that's exactly what meat does meat takes on whatever's around it it pulls it in and it sucks it up man so yeah i'm a vegan i'm a full-time vegan so i'm a vegan yeah I'm a vegan. So for years though, now I will say this much. Four years ago,
Starting point is 00:13:07 I was not a vegan. I was part-time, full-time. My wife's been vegetarian, vegan forever. Now I was considering myself part-time vegan, full-time carnivore for like years.
Starting point is 00:13:19 You know what I'm saying? For years, I was part-time, full-time. So when I was traveling, I used to go, you know, I used to land on my stand-up tour. I would get to the hotel, drop my bags off, and then I would go find me a Buffalo Wild Wings or some of the, or I would take recommendations for the best wing spots or some shit like that.
Starting point is 00:13:36 You know, the best restaurants or whatever. You know, and I would partake in that and judge that shit based on my own taste buds and shit. I would say, this ain't shit or I'll say, yo, this is bone. You know what I'm saying? What's your favorite
Starting point is 00:13:47 vegan restaurant in LA? Ooh, man. You know what? I love Craig's because Craig's is not a vegan restaurant but I love
Starting point is 00:13:55 some of their menu. Now, my favorite favorite you know, is Sage Vegan Bistro. Now, we got a brand new one up here up uh in the valley we got we got a few of them yeah and also they're attached also to cafe gratitude you know great great place man
Starting point is 00:14:14 and actually we are invested in sage vegan bistro amazing amazing restaurant you want some good full disclosure okay let them know great vegan food you make sure you hit sage up man it's great man and the ice cream that they have in there too or the the cream that was a kind cream that kind cream yeah holy shit man great ice cream yeah yeah man meat is overrated at this point man every once in a while you know you get uh a recall on some fucking meat you hate that shit you just had a barbecue or some shit just grilled mad fucking chickens and fucking hamburgers and all of a sudden it's like oh we had a recall on some salmonella poison and some chicken if you bought it from this from this market and this is the skew numbers and shit and this this is the you know if you had it uh for the
Starting point is 00:15:02 past few months you need a date a range where you're going to fuck your body up. There's a range of this. Like in between March, March 12th and May 1st or some shit like that. You're like, fuck me, man. I just had a barbecue, motherfucker. Yeah. And I had diarrhea after that shit. Fuck me.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah. Yeah. Bad meat, bad meat will fuck you up, man. And bad meat, here's nothing about bad ass meat. If you got bad teeth, oh man, don't have bad teeth and eat bad meat. That shit don't go together, man. Woo. Word to the wise.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Word to the wise, man. Bad meat and bad teeth, no, no. Yeah. Do you feel healthier now that you're like a vegan? Like, do you have more energy? What's your uh what's your review of going vegan oh man it's health benefits of it so when i converted to full uh veganism what happened was i was i went to this restaurant went to a buff of wild wings i sat there i ordered
Starting point is 00:15:59 my typical 10 teriyaki 10 barbecue a bunch a bunch of extra carrots, extra fucking celery, extra dipping sauces and shit. And then I sat there. I got through half of that shit. Got through half of it. And I just sat there. I go there. I look at my scores. Check the football games out or whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:18 And man, halfway through it, man, I was over it, man. You were done. I stopped. Hit a wall. I spit the rest of it into a napkin. Don't disrespect anybody out there who does.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I spit it in my napkin, threw it in a plate, paid my bill. That was the last time I had meat. It was like a spiritual experience. You hit meat rock bottom. Fuck yeah. I'm from North Carolina, man. I don't try it all bro i don't have it yeah yeah yeah fucking bear meat deer meat squirrel fucking rabbit you name it man
Starting point is 00:16:51 i don't hear it it's underrated hey i had it all man had all that shit from being from north carolina shit man yeah you've been to heights of meat consumption the rest of us can only imagine how many times how many animals they make sausage out of man they fucking around bare meat sausages and shit oh man you know people know they meet can make anything any fucking thing got my mouth watering over here but i mean but i'm over it man i'm fucking, man. I'm now I'm invested in fucking all the vegan shit. You know, realize this. So let's suppose the fucking the whole planet of our domestic animals that we fucking partake in meals from just fuck around and get some wild pandemic fucking disease that we cannot eat these motherfuckers no more yeah the earth runs the
Starting point is 00:17:47 shit don't don't be don't get it twisted right we fucking it's planted up already yeah we fucking it up so think about that shit there's this book uh spillover that is all it was basically completely predicted the pandemic we just lived through and it's all about it's all about what you're talking about that like you know diseases going from animal to human and yeah i mean that's what it is animals eat their own shit sometimes you animals eat their young you you'll be surprised what the fuck animals do when you really look into it and guess what the fuck you eating shit yeah wow shit what is something you think is underrated shit i just said it vegan restaurants vegan fucking food man i ate this product man i fucking love called uh just eggs
Starting point is 00:18:32 motherfucker if i didn't tell you if i didn't tell your ass it wasn't fucking eggs let me tell you something you'll scramble that shit the fuck up i won't say a motherfucking thing i'll make you a goddamn omelet just the way you normally eat your omelets. Put some fucking onions and peppers in that bitch. Season it up with salt and pepper. Throw that shit on a fucking bagel. One of those everything bagels. I like the fucking everything. Now, that's the shit you want with it. That fucking everything
Starting point is 00:18:56 bagel. Everything in that bitch. You eat that motherfucker, that shit does everything. Pay your bills. Get you a new lady. The everything bagel is loaded. Everything in that is so good. Fucking Everything Bagel. You got everything in that motherfucker, man. Everything you need.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Apple TVs in that motherfucker. Everything. Like, the fuck? Broke my wrist. The TV came out. Who's Everything Bagel got it all, boy? Let me tell you something. I love the Everything Bagel.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Now they have the Everything Bagel fucking seasoning. God. Yeah, I was just gonna ask you if you fuck with that how dare you i'll put that shit on the ice cream cone i don't give a fuck that's just no there is have you heard there's ice cream there's everything bagel ice bagel they got so much shit now it's unbelievable have you tried the nacho uh imitation bacon seasoning oh mother nacho wait what what is that nacho nacho imitation bacon seasoning oh fuck it's delicious so it tastes like nachos and bacon yeah you sprinkle that show on an
Starting point is 00:19:55 impossible burger or some shit like that oh kiss my ass bro i'm telling you man i know all i know all the tricks and shit i know where's your fucking cooking show coming out? I need Hey I need the cooking show You know what I mean? Shit Where are these networks at? Come get his check real quick
Starting point is 00:20:12 Hey man We know Hey Have you guys ever tried banana blossom? No I don't think I have Banana blossom is a Is a part of the banana tree
Starting point is 00:20:21 Right? This shit has the consistency Of fucking fish season it up right and here's the kicker you get some of that dry seaweed right you wrap it in dry seaweed and guess what the seaweed does it gives you the fish taste oh right from the sea right that seaweed it smells like fish you season that shit up like you would normally do seafood and fish man beer batter that motherfucker and deep fry it yeah i'm looking at a picture right now it looks like a straight up just a plate of fish and chips like a
Starting point is 00:20:56 hey man i'm telling you right now it's gonna it will blow your mind and you can make a crab cake out of it okay so jb's vegan cooking corner coming this fall i'm telling you right now i'll blow your fucking mind you you will thank me later you'll be like yo this is killer and it's not fish man i'm gonna hold you to it hey i'm gonna hit you up on twitter i'm like i got it jb i told you hey i turn people on to some cool shit bro tell you something. We get it in and out. We get it in.
Starting point is 00:21:28 And I got my own goddamn garden around here. Feel me? We got this big-ass garden made by this other company named LA Urban Farms. It's the vertical garden, bro. Shit. Little pods and shit. Put the little pods in there. And that shit just grow.
Starting point is 00:21:43 We grow kale and fucking chard. All our fucking herbs, everything, man. Basil, fucking green onions, tomatoes, peppers, you name it, man. People come to my house, they go fucking shopping. You know what? I personally stole two or three shopping carts from
Starting point is 00:21:57 fucking Ralph's and shit, or Vaughn's, one of those places and shit, Whole Foods. I stole some shopping carts and shit, and then I spray painted over the name Whole Foods and shit. So I got three or four of those places and shit of Whole Foods I stole some shopping carts and shit and then I I spray painted over the name Whole Foods and shit so I got maybe four of those motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:22:09 some of my friends come over because I got an overabundance of vegetables now you know I got three of them each pod holds 28 vegetables
Starting point is 00:22:17 so that's a lot of food you gotta be able to consume all that shit so I gotta call my friends and say yo man
Starting point is 00:22:24 come over here and go shopping. You know, I had a little girl part-time to do the cash register and shit. So this shit is a real... I heard your prices are exorbitant. I gotta mark that shit up. I gotta mark it up. I'll mark that shit up. You're like, oh, you don't have a bag?
Starting point is 00:22:42 Okay, I'll sell you one for five bucks. Hey, my shit is beyond organic for five bucks hey my shit my shit is beyond organic this shit my shit though organic right i don't fuck around with that organic yeah just water and sun right hey you bring your shopping cart you got a little basket little baskets too the little basket little handheld ones i got those and shit people just put their little take the little vegetables and put them in there i weigh that shit i charge my own charge them you know what i mean that's how you fucking do it. See, I'm thinking. See, I'm
Starting point is 00:23:07 damn, I'm not a doomsday prepper, but goddamn, I'm prepared. Put it like that. Shit go down. You're like, I don't need shit prepper, basically. You better, hey, you better be that shit. I'm telling you, keep waiting around for these fucking animals to get some bullshit happen to them. You better stock up on some shit
Starting point is 00:23:23 that's easy to get. Fuck you want to i got my eye on crow we don't know where none of this shit going at you know we might get they might just the earth might be giving us a little break you know right i'm gonna let these motherfuckers think they're in charge i'm gonna let them think they're in charge and i'm gonna hit these motherfuckers with something different hit them we're just in a we're just in a like abnormally long period between enormous asteroid strikes is basically where we're at.
Starting point is 00:23:50 We're waiting for this shit to happen. And you better learn how to kill a motherfucking zombie. You better watch Walking Dead or some shit like that. You better watch Walking Dead or those zombie movies
Starting point is 00:23:58 and all. Just binge watch all the zombie movies. Get all that fucking knowledge. And you better watch zombie movies and Naked and Afraid. You better watch Naked and Afraid and shit. You better watch that
Starting point is 00:24:07 shit, man. Fuck around. People are going to be robbing people for clothing because all this shit. If this shit shut the fuck down, I'm telling you, man, you better be careful. You better be prepared mentally, at least mentally. Start making some stockpiling some shit. Just in case some bullshit go down.
Starting point is 00:24:23 I got my RV. I got my fucking RV. I'm an RVer. Yeah, you were telling us about that nomad land life before we asked. I got this goddamn, I got this damn RV sitting in my driveway,
Starting point is 00:24:33 stockpiled, ready to go and some bullshit go down. See? I'm trying to get my RV, I got my RV guy to come over here and install some machine guns
Starting point is 00:24:42 on that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And those gates, those gates, like on the bodegas in New York. Those gates. The roll gate. The roll gate. The fucking roll gate. Put that roll gate
Starting point is 00:24:55 on the windshield. That's a big hole if I can see where the fuck I'm driving at. You know what I'm saying? Like Mad Max. You better think like Mad Max. You got them right. You better think like Mad Max. Stop fucking them right. You better think like Mad Max. Stop fucking around. I mean, the water shortage, that's coming next.
Starting point is 00:25:10 People should be writing all this shit down. People should be writing all this shit down. It's being recorded right now. No, people better write this shit down and document this shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you. JB was right. Give me an RV, stockpile some shit, get an outdoor garden.
Starting point is 00:25:24 See? All this shit going gonna come in handy bro learn how to make make that beer battered fish there we go you talking about that goddamn beer meat
Starting point is 00:25:32 you talking about fucking beer meat your fucking jaws get tired chewing that shit that shit that shit fucking tough man fucking jaws get muscles
Starting point is 00:25:39 and shit you be like fuck your head starts to look like Barry Bonds big ass jaw bones jaw muscles and shit chewing bear meat like fuck your head starts to look like berry bong big-ass jaw bone jaw muscles and chewing bear meat to a bear meat that's shit like gum like like gum that's pretty gross it's pretty gross all right let's take a quick break and we'll come back and talk about some stories this summer the nation watched as the Republican nominee for president
Starting point is 00:26:08 was the target of two assassination attempts separated by two months. These events were mirrored nearly 50 years ago when President Gerald Ford faced two attempts on his life in less than three weeks. President Gerald R. Ford came stunningly close to being the victim of an assassin today. And these are the only two times we know of that a woman has tried to assassinate a U.S. president. One was the protege of infamous cult leader Charles Manson. I always felt like Lynette was kind of his right-hand woman. The other, a middle-aged housewife working undercover for the FBI in a violent revolutionary underground.
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Starting point is 00:27:41 We passed the review board a year ago We're not hurting people There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing You're allowed to be doing this? We passed the review board a year ago. We're not hurting people. There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing. They're just dreams. Dream Sequence is a new horror thriller from Blumhouse Television, iHeartRadio, and Realm. Listen to Dream Sequence on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:28:03 When you think of Mexican culture, you think of avocado, mariachi, delicious cuisine, and of course, lucha libre. It doesn't get more Mexican than this. Lucha libre is known globally because it is much more than just a sport and much more than just entertainment. Lucha libre is a type of storytelling. It's a dance. It's tradition.
Starting point is 00:28:23 It's culture. This is Lucha Libre Behind the Mask, a 12-episode podcast in both English and Spanish about the history and cultural richness of Lucha Libre. And I'm your host, Santos Escobar, the emperor of Lucha Libre and a WWE superstar. Santos! Santos! Join me as we learn more about the history behind this spectacular sport from its inception in the United States to how it became a global symbol of Mexican culture. We'll learn more about some of the most iconic heroes in the ring. This is Lucha Libre Behind the Mask.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Listen to Lucha Libre Behind the Mask as part of My Cultura Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you stream podcasts. It was December 2019 when the story blew up. In Green Bay, Wisconsin, former Packers star Kabir Bajabiamila caught up in a bizarre situation. KGB explaining what he believes led to the arrest of his friends at a children's Christmas play. A family man, former NFL player, devout Christian, now cut off from his family and connected to a strange arrest. I am going to share my journey of how I went from Christianity to now a Hebrew Israelite. I got swept up in Kabir's journey.
Starting point is 00:29:37 But this was only the beginning in a story about faith and football, the search for meaning away from the gridiron, and the consequences for everyone involved. You mix homesteading with guns and church and a little bit of the spice of conspiracy theories that we liked. Voila! You got straight away. I felt like I was living in North Korea, but worse, if that's possible. Listen to Spiraled on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:30:10 And we're back. And let's check in with this self-identified white Christian conservative who also looks like it's like a background character from WALL-E type, just in the context of Disney. That's kind of the vibe he's given off. And he has some thoughts about the woken-ing of Disney. He said Disney World has become so woke that he can no longer give his money. He's like, I go on two Disney cruises a year. I take annual trips with my family.
Starting point is 00:30:45 We spend lots of money in Orlando, but this is too much. I'm just going to read some of the lines he wrote in this op-ed. First, he's talking about the Jungle Cruise. He said, Trader Sam is out because he might offend certain people. Every grown-up in the room realizes that Trader Sam is not a representation of reality and is meant as a funny and silly caricature it is no more based in racism than every disney character of an caricature of an out-of-touch white american dad so that's just that's the real victim i've always said uh out of touch white american dads right need a better
Starting point is 00:31:18 shake you know mr incredible is the real uh race racist caricature he said then he goes talking about splash mountain who we know is about song of the south the one of the most racist fucking cartoons he says disney disney proclaims that splash mountain must change because of its association with the film disney owns splash mountain so it can do what it wants but if disney screams at the top of its corporate voice which is pretty loud that it is changing to appease a certain political point of view now every time i look at the ride i'm thinking about politics really really yeah man i mean damn shame goddamn shame how things start to blur the lines man and people don't understand man they don't understand trying to make the playing field even on everything man they don't they don't understand that shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:07 You know, in that case, when you go to Disney World, you might as well just have everybody, when the park is closing, and have all the characters wave to you, and they all take their fucking masks, their fucking costumes off right in front of you so you can see who's underneath that motherfucker. You know what I mean? If you're that worried about shit, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:23 guess what's going to happen when that motherfucker takes that fucking top of his head, hat off and shit. It's a dude named, named, named Tyrone under there, under that motherfucker or some shit, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:32:32 Well, he's not, yeah, he's not happy about that. If you're thinking about that kind of shit, imagine these characters are not real. That's motherfuckers inside these costumes. You do know that,
Starting point is 00:32:43 right? Who have different races different beliefs different everything so if you if you you keep scratching the surface you you won't really find out more than you really fucking are trying to find out yeah i think there's parts of that too with like the jungle cruise right because there'll be depictions of like africans and you know white people on safari and they're like these robots and most people like yo this is offensive this is like some dumb regressive shit and so like let's get rid of that and then this guy's like this but that's not real so it shouldn't be people shouldn't
Starting point is 00:33:14 be offended because it's not real it's like that's not the point it's the imagery that is and also they need to get the haircut that i want them to have. Yeah. Hey, you know, you start complaining about one thing, you start complaining about a lot of things. Yeah, yeah. And it fucking never ends, man. Yeah. He goes on talking about Pirates of the Caribbean, which, you know, they've changed in the years
Starting point is 00:33:36 because their scenes are like the, you know, the pirates are chasing women around and, like, harassing them. So they're like, nah, I don't think, we don't need to have that. So what he says is, now we don't even ride this ride every trip when my family rides it it's uh with all the scenes changed it takes us out of the illusion because they remind us of reality i'm sure that's i'm sure that complaint is coming directly from his kids and not at all from his right assistant das yeah man things things have gotten complicated, man. It's, you know, a lot of shit
Starting point is 00:34:08 gotta go away, but a lot of shit gotta come. So, nothing you can, you know, you know, everything, everything changes, man. With every day on this fucking planet, shit changes. People's views change. People's wokeness changes everything
Starting point is 00:34:27 fucking just constantly evolves you know the only way you're going to get rid of all the bullshit is everybody who's talking shit and bullshit gotta die off that's what it is people gotta die off man and new people gotta be created new thought new thoughts to be created but all the motherfuckers here who who causing issues and doing dumb shit gotta die off you know so we gotta we gotta be we won't shit i tell people all the time you won't see all this shit change in your lifetime it takes a hundred years two it might be two generations before you see this whole place fucking change yeah and i think for this specific version, this person just does not want to be reminded
Starting point is 00:35:07 that things are changing. He don't want to be fucking reminded that shit going to change. Yeah, exactly. So he's like, my safe space is to go to Disneyland where I can pretend that white people, their supremacy is not being threatened and I don't have to be reminded
Starting point is 00:35:20 that you changed the ride because it's racist. You got to start somewhere, goddammit. have to be reminded that you changed the ride because it's racist you gotta start some goddamn you gotta start somewhere god damn it and the only way people are gonna all enjoy you know this place is a world of fucking wonder this place you go to to enjoy yourself and enjoy it on a you know you want everyone to enjoy it that's because you don't fucking enjoy it where it is that excludes everybody else wanting to enjoy it for what it is and why they bring their kids there and why they want to have a great time doing you know enjoying a day there right if you sit there and you focus on all that shit yeah i think that's where that's where they're at he is legitimately he is legitimately
Starting point is 00:36:03 mad about the haircut thing, right? Because didn't Disney just make it so that people could, like... Wear their hair however they want to. Yeah. You should wear your fucking hair any way you fucking want. It's fucking hair. Right. You should be able to wear that shit however the fuck you want, man.
Starting point is 00:36:20 He's going to take his tourist dollars elsewhere if that's happening at Disney. Really? When do people start judging your hairstyles oh man that's because they don't because yeah that's the only way that they can kind of come sort of sort of take shots at this progress and just they don't like people of color for like getting any last resort you start doing the last resort that's when you start really reaching reaching too hard. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:46 You know, come on, man. People can wear their fucking hair anywhere they want to. Some people have their culture is their culture. That's what this country is. This country is about different cultures and coming together. Why the fuck would you worry about someone's fucking hair? That's not going to affect any. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:37:03 When you go to fuck home, that's not going to affect anything in when you go to fuck home that's not gonna affect anything in your life of someone's fucking hair right right you're like hold on this light switch isn't working oh it's because that woman had dreadlocks that fucking lady that fucking dreadlocks yeah right like come on fuck come on man like come on you've been on vacation before you've seen people with different hairstyles on vacation. Why the fuck would you worry about some shit like that, man? What are you doing? Yeah, I feel like the conservatives numbers are running low because like they're having to like have the one person do both jobs because this dude, not only is he the face of complaining about disney he's also he was also an assistant da in nevada who pushed for the state to carry out an execution so they're just they're having to
Starting point is 00:37:53 get two jobs in the conservative movement to to oh my god man you start complaining about something you start complaining about every fucking thing. All right. Let's just check in with the dating lives of some of the dudes who stormed the Capitol back at the beginning in January. These stories keep popping up. I'm just curious. How often would any of you brag about open crimes you've done to impress a mate, a potential dating partner? People fucking do it.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Because people are fucking stupid no it happens all the fucking time you see movies with this shit in there snitching on yourself people do some crazy shit and they gotta fuck they just can't resist it they can't fucking resist it they're trying to impress someone right you know just shows how, how their fucking mind works, man. They're nuts. Yeah. How it happens constantly.
Starting point is 00:38:49 And you seen, you seen the results of it, but people don't learn from watching other people. People learn from fucking up themselves on their own. You know, instead of seeing, seeing some shit that happened and saying, Oh shit,
Starting point is 00:39:03 what a dumb ass. I'm not going to do that, but they'll top it. They'll fucking top that shit. Right and saying, oh, shit, what a dumbass. I'm not going to do that. But they'll top it. They'll fucking top that shit. Right, right, right. This is a big issue, man. The storming of that Capitol was fucking huge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:12 For you to brag about that shit on a dating app? This woman, she matched with someone on Tinder. And she basically, she let the FBI know. She goes, I think this dude was at the Capitol based on the messages we were sending. The screen cap that she sent, it starts off. Clearly, she was asking him about the Capitol because it says she's the last thing from her says those weren't answers to my questions. And then this comes along from this man named Robert says, I did storm the Capitol. I made it all the way into Statuary Hall.
Starting point is 00:39:42 I did an interview with Robert O'Mara of the Washington Post. Also did online interview with Jess Brevins of the Wall Street Journal. And she said, we are not a match. He said, I suppose not. But see, but see what his would happen. Here's what fucking happened. Somehow, some way, this dude thought ass was on the table. You see, he thought a piece of ass was on the table.
Starting point is 00:40:04 And his judgment got fucked up and i'm telling you something if a motherfucker think he gonna get a piece of ass he thought he was on ass street i'm telling you right right and somehow some way he was he fucked up he wasn't on ass street yeah you see a piece of ass what the fuck you're thinking of and your judgment he thought somehow this was going to get him a piece of ass what the fuck you're thinking of in your judgment he thought somehow this was going to get him a piece of that ass and he fucked up and he didn't realize too once the the feds they said okay we'll look into this man they just searched his name and they found his facebook page where he posted literally a photo of him in there saying i'm fucking inside
Starting point is 00:40:41 the capital was so it took it took him on his dating app before all this shit that happened for them to even look at his fucking page. So no one else saw this page. No one saw this existing photo and existing video and page. That's just crazy. Yeah. I think nobody's turning. You can't hide shit on the internet, especially on Facebook or the gram.
Starting point is 00:41:03 He has it on there so she she's the first one because of the dating thing and she realized he wasn't a match for her she sprung this shit and that's impossible no one else saw his page and saw the video that's just crazy all his friends probably think it's cool like i i feel like that's what's happening is that he is around a bunch of dudes who look like him. When you look at the people who stormed the Capitol, there aren't that many women there, surprisingly. Not a ton. I feel like, but these dudes are online in message boards impressing each other with how far they got into the Capitol. And then he steps out onto a dating app and it's a different story.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Right. It's like that dude who the FBI showed up at his house and he was to like find out if he had stormed the Capitol. And he was wearing a shirt that like said, I stormed the Capitol. I still say a piece of ass was somewhere on the table. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got,
Starting point is 00:42:09 he, he thought that she was saying something else. Right. And he thought that shit was going to lead to the piece missing pieces of the puzzle. That's going to create a hookup somewhere. He thought a hookup was involved with this shit. And maybe it was when he,
Starting point is 00:42:23 there was even in his mind, I thought of playing some, involved with this shit and maybe it was when there was even in his mind a thought of playing some role play shit involving some shit like he's like take this lectern I'm gonna hold this lectern he's gonna storm that ass storm that ass how about that
Starting point is 00:42:38 I dress up as Q Shaman I bet somewhere in the typing back and forth yeah if you look up scroll up a little bit I stormed the capital I would love to storm a piece of that ass I bet somewhere in the typing back and forth. Yeah, if you look up. Yeah, scroll up a little bit. I stormed the Capitol. I would love to storm a piece of that ass. I bet he said that shit. And then it was like, excuse me, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:42:52 Did you storm the Capitol? And then he said, yeah, answer my question. Did you storm the Capitol? He's like, yes, I did. Let's just say. Yeah. How do I put this? I stormed the Capitol.
Starting point is 00:43:01 I'll be in your rotunda at a certain point as well, mom. All that lingo, that fucking lingo. it was in there it was in there it was charged charged yep yep all right let's take another quick break and we'll be right back i've been thinking about you i want you back in my life. It's too late for that. I have a proposal for you. Come up here and document my project. All you need to do is record everything like you always do.
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Starting point is 00:44:07 They're just dreams. Dream Sequence is a new horror thriller from Blumhouse Television, iHeartRadio, and Realm. Listen to Dream Sequence on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. When you think of Mexican culture, you think of avocado, mariachi, delicious cuisine, and of course, lucha libre. It doesn't get more Mexican than this. Lucha libre is known globally because it is much more than just a sport and much more than just entertainment. Lucha libre is a type of storytelling. It's a dance.
Starting point is 00:44:40 It's tradition. It's tradition. It's culture. This is Lucha Libre Behind the Mask, a 12-episode podcast in both English and Spanish about the history and cultural richness of Lucha Libre. And I'm your host, Santos Escobar, the emperor of Lucha Libre and a WWE superstar. Santos! Santos! Join me as we learn more about the history behind this spectacular sport from its inception in the United States to how it became a global symbol of Mexican culture. We'll learn more about some of the most iconic heroes in the ring.
Starting point is 00:45:10 This is Lucha Libre Behind the Mask. Listen to Lucha Libre Behind the Mask as part of My Cultura Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you stream podcasts. It was December 2019 when the story blew up. In Green Bay, Wisconsin, former Packers star Kabir Bajabiamila caught up in a bizarre situation. KGB explaining what he believes led to the arrest of his friends at a children's Christmas play. A family man, former NFL player, devout Christian, now cut off from his family and connected to a strange arrest. devout Christian, now cut off from his family and connected to a strange arrest. I am going to share my journey of how I went from Christianity to now a Hebrew Israelite. I got swept up in Kabir's journey, but this was only the beginning. In a story about faith and football, the search for meaning away from the gridiron
Starting point is 00:46:00 and the consequences for everyone involved. You mix homesteading with guns and church and a little bit of the spice of conspiracy theories that we liked. Voila! You got straight away. I felt like I was living in North Korea, but worse, if that's possible. Listen to Spiraled on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This summer, the nation watched as the Republican nominee for president was the target of two assassination attempts separated by two months. These events were
Starting point is 00:46:32 mirrored nearly 50 years ago when President Gerald Ford faced two attempts on his life in less than three weeks. President Gerald R. Ford came stunningly close to being the victim of an assassin today. And these are the only two times we know of that a woman has tried to assassinate a U.S. president. One was the protege of infamous cult leader Charles Manson. I always felt like Lynette was kind of his right-hand woman. The other, a middle-aged housewife working undercover for the FBI in a violent revolutionary underground. Identified by police as Sarah Jean Moore. The story of one strange and violent summer.
Starting point is 00:47:10 This is Rip Current. Available now with new episodes every Thursday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. So there's a couple that were planning their dream wedding in Florida. They had the venue picked out. They did not let the fact that they had no access to that venue stop them from literally planning their wedding and like going there on the day of. They did everything everything they set up
Starting point is 00:47:45 a wedding website they got motherfucking vendors you know to set up for this wedding everything they invitations all this happening where they said inviting friends and family to celebrate at their dream home and estate and the and you look at the photos like it's not this shit is gigantic it has a tennis court and bar and pool, all that shit. But unfortunately, even though they did say in their wedding website, they, they actually said that God had intervened to reunite them after 30 years for Courtney and she needed to get married at this estate. Except the problem was on wedding day, the owner of the house just saw a bunch of people setting up.
Starting point is 00:48:25 And I just want to take it from this call where he calls the police so confused because there's a bunch of vendors and shit trying to set up a wedding at his property. When the wedding party showed up Saturday morning to set up, the homeowner called 911. I have people trespassing on my property and they keep harassing me, calling me. passing on my property and they keep harassing me calling me and uh they say they're having a wedding here and it's god's uh message perturbed and so they kept telling him the whole thing was this old man had put this house on the market a few months ago and this dude came through saw the house and was like hey i think we might. I think we could have a wedding here. Nobody will fucking figure it out. Hey, man, I say this fucking genius.
Starting point is 00:49:12 If the shit had worked. Yeah, right. If the shit had worked. Execution. Execution. If this shit had worked. This is a story you tell to your motherfucking kids. Let me tell you what we did for our wedding.
Starting point is 00:49:26 This is a story of a lifetime. If this shit worked. If that motherfucker didn't come back in town and he wasn't there, let me tell you something. And this shit got executed and you made it to your motherfucking honeymoon. And that's a story that people talk about how amazing your fucking wedding was. Yo, you are legendary. You are fucking legends. moon and that's a story that people talk about how amazing your fucking wedding was yeah yo you are legendary you are fucking legends like your wedding goes down as wow it's the best wedding i've ever been to in my life yeah right but in your story you know what fucking you know that
Starting point is 00:49:57 shit ain't yours but you hey i shit this shit trumps this shit just trumps. Going to someone's motherfucking barbecue, and you riding down the street, you see a dope-ass cookout, and you say, shit, I'm about to pull over, park this motherfucking car, put these fucking flip-flops on, and I'm going to blend the fuck in. I got a case of beer in the trunk. I'm going to carry this fucking case of beer in this motherfucking backyard, put this bitch down, open it up, start putting these motherfuckers in the cooler, and no one's going to know the difference.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Now, this shit right here, it's a lot more moving parts. See, the more moving parts you have, the harder it is to get this shit executed. This is not like going to a motherfucking cookout. I promise you. There's levels to this shit, but if this fucking dude wasn't home if if he wasn't home let me take some this shit would have been down in history now what do you think what do you think they told
Starting point is 00:50:56 their guests though because that's the second part like because at a certain point they'll be like wait what happened to the wedding and it it's like, ah, shit. If that was my wedding invitation, I'd say, look, I would write down and find print at the bottom of that. Hey, don't ask me a motherfucking thing. I would have that right there in tiny writing. Don't ask me a motherfucking thing. Enjoy yourself and mind your motherfucking business. Mind your own.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Right there. Right at the base. Right at the bottom of that fucking invite. Shut the fuck up and enjoy yourself. It's wild too because like, and they were cool about it. Once the cops came, they're like, do you own this place? Nah, but God has willed us to be
Starting point is 00:51:37 married here. And they're like, nah, you don't own this. So God ain't willing shit. That's your go-to. You go to that, that becomes your alibi and yours. You go to that, that becomes your alibi and your excuse. You know how people use God as an alibi? God is everybody's alibi. You know what I'm saying? You throw that in there, you're hoping that this cop is religious and he understands that sometimes you're calling.
Starting point is 00:51:58 You get a call in sometimes and you got to do what you got to do. Right. You know what I mean? I hear you. This falls under the category that I call when you want to make something happen and you're at the threshold of trying to make something happen,
Starting point is 00:52:11 you are subject to what a lot of people in prison are subject to, the fuck it syndrome. Fuck it. When you are past logical thinking and you enter the realm of
Starting point is 00:52:23 fuck it. Right. A lot of people are in jail. A lot of people are in the realm of fuck it. Right. You, a lot of people in jail, a lot of people are in jail because of fuck it. Because they were at a threshold and they said, fuck man, man, I'm fucking broke. I need to hit this bank, man. I got this fucking mask. I'm going to this fucking bank and make it happen. You have officially
Starting point is 00:52:40 crossed the fuck it, the fuck it line. Fuck it. I got nothing to lose, fuck it these people had nothing to lose if this shit work, this shit work if this shit don't work fuck it man, all you gonna do is say get the fuck out of here get the fuck off my property
Starting point is 00:52:55 and they did, and all good that's it, of course we tried, you took a swing at it you took a swing at life and shit didn't work it was almost like it's like that Embiid half court shot
Starting point is 00:53:08 that almost went in the other day yeah exactly full court or full court yeah exactly
Starting point is 00:53:13 you're like fuck it almost went in so close almost had the wedding to being but Hitler Hitler should have done the only person
Starting point is 00:53:23 they should have let in on everything would have been the officiant or the pastor or whoever they got running things. Make it the religion of the homeowner. Exactly. You say, look, man, we had to make this shit happen. You know, I love this woman. She loves me.
Starting point is 00:53:39 We need to make this shit happen today. So I need you to be on the same page as my wife, my future wife, and myself. If you see anybody, if you hear police cars, if you see fucking cars rolling up, if you see motherfuckers walking into the backyard four or five deep in uniforms, or if you see a homeowner come out that fucking back door, you rush that shit fast as you can and say you may kiss the bride motherfucker just get it done get it done yeah you just get that shit the speed the fuck you man you speed the fuck up man because we're tail lights in about five minutes we're telling you speed that shit the fuck up
Starting point is 00:54:15 and say everybody enjoy yourselves right you say i want you to say this i want you to say this too say hey you say i do May kiss the bride. Everybody, we're going to meet at Buffalo Wild Wings. Wherever. Wherever you're going to fucking meet. You yell out something so everybody know where the after party's going to be at. After party, at our real house or whatever.
Starting point is 00:54:38 At our real house over on Culver Drive. Shit. It feels like something... Y'all know where I live. Y'all know where my other house is at you know that's what we're gonna cook out at my other house yeah actually or my mama's house whichever one whoever gets there first but it feels like one of those things too yeah where you like you heard about this happen generations ago we're like you know my uncle did this in the 70s where he saw a house and and it feels like that idea tried to be done in 2021
Starting point is 00:55:07 and you're like yo technology is so far gone there's no way you can just pull up to a big ass mansion mansion like that and just make this thing work but it feels like it was inspired by a true like it something they got this idea from somebody this is this is gonna be a good rom-com for sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. You got it. Oh, yeah. A stressful rom-com. But people have, this has worked. People have had full ass parties in these fucking mansions in Beverly Hills. They have gotten away with this shit. I'm telling you, you can do it.
Starting point is 00:55:38 The person, you got to research the person, make sure they're out of the country or somewhere. Right. And, you know, but, and you got to, you know, but also everybody's fucking alarm system is hooked to their phone, all their cameras and shit. They can see everything going on through their fucking phone at their house. You gotta find some way to conceal that motherfucker. Yeah. Gotta have a loop.
Starting point is 00:55:56 You gotta do. The camera that's in the back that's aiming towards the yard, you gotta get like a fake ass bird or some shit. But that motherfucker think I was a fucking bird in front of the camera. I hate those fucking birds. Get a bird to build a nest. You never think,
Starting point is 00:56:11 you won't think twice. Yeah. Fucking bird. You'll turn your phone off and continue your motherfucking vacation out of town. Right.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Meanwhile, that bird is concealing that full ass wet in that backyard. Right. Ooh, that fake ass bird. That's all you fucking need just off the strength of this episode right now
Starting point is 00:56:28 we have a vegan cooking show with you JB and also JB wedding planner wedding planner show too wedding impossible I was going to say that wedding impossible that's the name of the movie this is about love this is about fucking love right now
Starting point is 00:56:42 I'm trying to unite people and shit these people want to be together by any means necessary they're going to be together This is about love. This is about fucking love right now. I'm trying to unite people and shit. Right. These people want to be together by any means necessary. They're going to be together. Fine. I'll make that shit happen. I'll make that shit happen.
Starting point is 00:56:53 I'm just thinking of how you, so you have them win a fake contest for like a cruise and then you just pay for their cruise maybe like a, but it's a shitty. Oh, like you. So there is a little money spent up front to get the owners out of the house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:04 To get the owners out. They win. Yeah, to get the owners out. They win. They fucking win something. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, get them the fuck out of there.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Get them the fuck out of there. Yeah. Yeah. Another great thing is this. You hire a fake ass, what do you call those guys? Exterminators and shit. Yes. You say, this fucking house.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Tent the house. This fucking house got to be. This is, I'm telling you, you tell them that several homeowners in the area, it's an infestation of fucking termites and fucking bugs and they're all
Starting point is 00:57:31 inside your fucking walls. They're in your walls. You wouldn't see them. They're in your walls. They're eating your fucking house away. So what should I do? What do you suggest?
Starting point is 00:57:39 Well, you know what? Here's what we have, a special sale going on at our company. We are, what we're doing is this, you know, for your business and for your referrals to your other friends and anyone who has any problems with insects, we're giving away a free cruise to the Bahamas. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:55 To the Bahamas. Exterminator cruise. But it's worth it because, it's fucking worth it because what does it cost? A wedding costs way more than that? Yeah. Right. what is what is the cost it's a wedding cost way more than that yeah right you can invest to take a portion of your budget and put that shit towards that trip all the expense paid yeah take care you don't worry about it you gotta drink tickets get all that shit
Starting point is 00:58:13 enjoy yourself enjoy yourself you come back you're gonna have a fucking a fucking uh a home that's safe and fucking insect free oh shit find out what washed 90s band they're a fan of. Oh, man. Yo, it's the 311 crew. Oh, right, right. Enjoy themselves. Enjoy yourself. I don't remember
Starting point is 00:58:31 entering this contest. I don't remember doing this. They're like, Poison is doing a cruise. Do you want to go see that? What? I love Poison. Yeah, great, great, man.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Here, we got your van right here. Take you to Fort Lauderdale so you can bomb voyage it. You know what would be a dope-ass cruise? The Wu-Tang Cruise. That should be dope. That would be dope. Woo!
Starting point is 00:58:51 The Wu-Tang Cruise. The 36 Chambers. Like, I mean, well. What do you call that? The whole thing is themed out. Oh, my God. I would go on that shit. Woo!
Starting point is 00:59:01 I mean, yeah. Woo! Call that shit Wu-Cruise. Okay. Woo! Come on, man. Damn. Wu-Cruise. We need that. That shit kind Woo! Woo! Call that shit Woo Cruise. Okay. Woo! Come on, man. Damn. Woo Cruise.
Starting point is 00:59:08 We need that. That shit kind of dope. That's dope. I need that shit in my life. The Woo Cruise. Woo! But can they get all nine members to show up at the same time? That's the hard part.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Maybe if you do that shit in advance and let people know what's coming up. Right. I just don't want Capadonna to step in for somebody who's not there. I'm like, Capadonna, where's you God? Where's you God? I don't see golden arms up here. This is a fucking tragedy and I want my money back. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Real quick. Let's check in with another party gone awry. Yet another gender reveal that they went ham on some explosives to reveal the gender of a child to the point that the explosion cracked the foundations of their neighbor's house. Yeah, and people thought it was an earthquake. They used 80 pounds of explosives of Tannerite, which you can buy for like target shooting. But they amassed 80 pounds of that shit and blew it up that soap. And they went to a fucking quarry because they were like, we want to do this responsibly. We want to do in a rock quarry. And so they blew up the 80 pounds of it. And it shit was falling off people's walls and all this other shit. Wow. To this day, they're like, they're like, well, we had permission from the quarry. Wow. 80 pounds.
Starting point is 01:00:34 80 pounds. So they want to do it responsibly. And the 80 pounds of Tannerite is the non-negotiable part. They're just like, I i mean we are doing a gender review we do need 80 pounds of tannerite obviously 80 pounds what happened knocking pictures off of people's walls like clear across town yeah yeah what yeah what happens with the balloon the coloring in them i don't know the coloring just like pop pop and the blue or the pink or whatever these things these things just get more and more dangerous the two pilots died in cancun like two And the coloring just like pop, pop, and the blue or the pink or whatever. What happened to that?
Starting point is 01:01:05 These things just get more and more dangerous. The two pilots died in Cancun like two months ago trying to fly a banner and shit. It starts wildfires. I'm pretty sure like how close are we to one of these things going so bad it's like actually becomes like a mass casualty event. Everybody wants to top each other. That's what it is. Right. No one's happy
Starting point is 01:01:26 with... It's not even about the baby anymore. It's about you doing the greatest gender reveal ever. It's not even about this kid anymore. It's not about that kid. It's about you getting hits and people loving what
Starting point is 01:01:42 you did. And man, what the fuck? Y'all people are nuts man i don't know what i don't yeah the but the fact that 80 pounds 80 pounds man is just like come on like i get it you look you did you want a little boom going off and you're trying to be like well look this rock choir is not gonna catch fire so we could do it here but like to then go 80 pounds because what's the because someone's gonna read this and say oh that ain't shit that ain't shit bro that ain't nothing watch watch this yeah when when you think about like the the they used to when like a royal family would like announce that they were having
Starting point is 01:02:23 a baby like you know they would blow horns and like throw a big festival and shit so it kind of makes sense that people like that is an urge that's there with people and it's just like now because of the wonders of modern capitalism you can afford to amass 80 pounds of tanneret do the same thing. Next thing you know, someone's literally going to be like, hey, we're going to blow up this Ford Focus. Blow this bitch up right here. Right here in this Target parking lot. Like, what?
Starting point is 01:02:55 It isn't my Ford Focus, but God told me. God told me this Ford Focus needed to go. Bitch, you got to go. JB, it's been such a pleasure having you, man. Where can people find you and follow you? Oh, man, they can find me at OSnap. OSnap. J-B-Smoove.
Starting point is 01:03:16 S-M-O-O-V-E. OSnap. J-B-Smoove on all platforms, man. Check my merch line out, man. We got a bunch of stuff going on man we got this amazing amazing podcast we're working on with uh team coco uh may i elaborate man daily wisdom from your man jb smooth i'm hearing today smack man yeah man i over elaborate i'm an over elaborator so uh yeah man this this is fun stuff man and throwing my name in a bunch of different projects
Starting point is 01:03:46 right now i'm in the middle of shooting kirby enthusiasm yeah it's 11 we're in the middle of doing that right now man but um this podcast is really gonna be fun man you know what i do is you know i take these these calendars man he's like you know uh a year of gratitude uh a year of love oh yeah the day calendar yeah man i take the day calendar i take and i just open them up man i read uh my god miles and i miles is my my writing partner also okay i got miles rose we actually uh take these amazing uh positive affirmations man and i just take them. And most people, they don't understand them. They're very confusing.
Starting point is 01:04:28 You read some of these things and you don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Or you understand it, but how do you apply it to your life, to your day? So what I do is I take them, I flip them,
Starting point is 01:04:40 I over-explain them to you and I elaborate on what they really mean and at the end I give you a little tidbit of advice and not that I've over explained it to you I've over elaborated to you I reel your ass in
Starting point is 01:04:57 I reel your ass in and I find a way to apply it to the listener's life and this is what I do I'm going to do this shit every fucking day. It's going to be a daily thing. There it is. And yeah, starting today. So you can download that right now. Yeah, go check that shit out.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Go check it out. You will not be disappointed, man. It's so fun, man. And it really is what people need, man, in these times. Is they need a fun way to get their shit right. Yeah. And to make it easy. Because I think a lot of people don't think like
Starting point is 01:05:25 it's a thing something you should invest your time into like what take care of myself i'm good but it's like oh you need to relax you need to actually be be good to yourself but be good to yourself man yeah and better than you to guide people on that path better and jb smooth that's right come on man is there a uh tweet or some of the work of social media you've been enjoying no i'm into right now you know i i grew up on roller skating so man i just been like watching mad roller skating videos i fucking love them and it's it's making a huge comeback right now you know and i was when i was in a roller skating crew so believe me i'm a i'm a oh i was on the road I was in a dance crew.
Starting point is 01:06:06 I started out as a dancer, man. I was Jay Smooth and my partners was Jay Groove. It was Groove and Smooth. And we used to dance for rap groups and R&B groups back in the days. And I was in a roller skating crew. We used to carry tools. We used to take our indoor wheels off, put our outdoor wheels on, skate from Mount Vernon all the way down to Gun Hill Road
Starting point is 01:06:29 to the skate key roller rink. Then we would get in there, skate three or four hours, take our wheels off, take our outdoor wheels off, put our white wheels back on, skate indoor, take our wheels back off, put the outdoor wheels back on, skate to fucking White Castle, get some burgers, and then skate all the way back to Mount Vernon. And then you just rexing on out
Starting point is 01:06:47 of there. That's it. That's how we did it, bro. That's how we used to do it. And now that roller skating is making a big comeback, all I do is hit these roller skating videos, man. I fucking love them, man. You still roll? Yeah, man. I put them on once in a while.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Hey, I had a video up uh of my of my birthday my birthday uh uh in december i put a uh a video up i did like a little instagram live and i actually skated in my living room and i was fucking doing it wow i don't fuck around okay i don't fuck around bro that's three i love fun videos man yeah like you know like my man tony baker does a lot of funny videos you know i just follow that kind of shit man i follow a lot of one that made me fucking really laugh man was this one right here where it was it was batman and robin versus spider-man this shit fucking had me in stitches man yo this dude is whipping fucking Batman and Robin's ass.
Starting point is 01:07:46 He is fucking them. I mean, he's knocking them. He's beating the fuck out of them, man. He just showed us a video of. He's beating the shit out of Batman and Robin. They're sparring, but they just got costumes on. Oh, my fucking God. He's fucking them up, man.
Starting point is 01:08:01 These are real fades being caught on video. Yo, they didn't get one punching on his oh he got him in a clinch oh he's fucking them up man it's just hilarious robin ain't shit man robin ain't robin's running around on the edges snoop snoop dog actually posted that one yo yo let me tell you something man spider-man is fucking robin batman and robin ass up man both of them at the same time wow yo this shit i could watch this over and over again because this shit is just fucking amazing too much being a being a being a marvel fan too right yeah yeah hey i'm gonna check that out i'm gonna uh i don't know how many people have done it but i'm
Starting point is 01:08:42 on you know i'm in both universes, the Marvel Universe and the DC Universe. The Marvel Universe from Spider-Man, Far From Home. Right. And I just did the new Spider-Man. And I'm the Frank the Plant and the Harley Quinn. So, I'm in the animated series. Hey, man. You're omnipresent.
Starting point is 01:09:01 You know what I mean? I'm in both goddamn universes, man. I got a leg, I got a foot in both universes. You're like air. Hell yeah. All I need now is some fucking powers. If they give me some powers. Right.
Starting point is 01:09:11 To plan a scam wedding. Right. To plan a goddamn wedding. Shit. And when you exist in both universes, they let you see these fight videos of the different guys beating the shit out of each other. This is straight up Marvel versus fucking DC.
Starting point is 01:09:28 Fucking A, man. I fucking love that shit. I can watch that over and over again. I'm like, what the fuck? Because it's like a real sloppy street fight. But they're wearing costumes. I would pay to see this shit over and over again. Different costumes,
Starting point is 01:09:43 different fucking heroes. That's fucking braw heroes. That's fighting. That's fucking brawling. That's fucking brawling. I don't fucking pay for that shit. UFC should do that shit. UFC should just put a bunch of motherfuckers in costumes and people will fucking love it. All the best fighters
Starting point is 01:09:59 in costumes. Yeah, if you had Spider-Man versus Superman in the octagon, i think that would do numbers that was yo it would do amazing numbers man and it will promote dc and marvel people would fucking go crazy over that shit you see their favorite heroes battle without in the ring the new don king over here they're like no what do people want hey call me up call me right right call me dc let's make this shit happen, man. Oscar De La Hoya. Hit him up.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Oh, my God. Let's promote this shit. Golden Boy. Oh, man. I'm going to tell you something. Let me do it. Let me do it, baby. Miles, where can people find you, follow you?
Starting point is 01:10:35 What's a tweet you've been enjoying? Twitter, Instagram, Miles of Grey. Also, the other podcast, 420 Day Fiance, where we're talking 90 Day Fiance. Woo. Let's see. Some tweets that I like first one from at alice hamilton she tweets i think every gender reveal party should kill someone one in one out ryan kennedy at the ryan k tweeted uh like 95 of screenwriting advice on twitter is like
Starting point is 01:11:01 write a script so incredible that nobody can't ignore you. Cool. Thanks. I guess write good hadn't occurred to me in the last 10 years. I'll get right on that. And then last one from Heather Ann Campbell, at Heather Campbell tweet, my Donald Duck funnel cake doesn't taste the same ever since I had to
Starting point is 01:11:20 accept that racism is real. Yeah, that's kind of what that old man was feeling. Oh man, kind of what that old man was feeling oh man kind of what yeah kind of what you're feeling a tweet i enjoyed rachel mccartney tweeted uh i'm not homophobic some of my best friends are gay according to me when we're playing madden so good and brody goop uh tweeted there should be a garbage disposal in the shower for hair which would really uh make my would be awesome showering experience less hairy because my wife sheds like one of one of your dogs man it's just covered the walls will be covered sometimes
Starting point is 01:11:59 anyways you can find me on twitter at jack underscore o'brien you can find us on twitter at daily zeitgeist. We're at The Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website, DailyZeitgeist.com, where we post our episodes and our footnotes. Love it. Where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode as well as a song that we think you should go check out.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Miles, what's the song today? We're going to do a little, you know, Bossa Nova, Brazilian feel, start the week off nice and easy. This is from Antonio Carlos Jobim, and it's called andorinha and it's uh yeah just just nice and easy you know just starting your week off maybe listen to some uh you know listen to our boy jb elaborate give you some good good words and then listen some good tunes and get your week love it so this is andorinha all right go check that out that out. The Daily Zeitgeist, a production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
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