The Daily Zeitgeist - Hot TaKKKes, Super Anti-Woke Mario Actually Woke 04.12.23
Episode Date: April 12, 2023In episode 1461, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Karl Hess to discuss… Ted Cruz's poorly timed and demonstrably ineffectual plan to secure schools like banks, making SF a better place (with mo...re Klan-style lynchings), the woke/anti-woke duality of the new Mario movie, 'The Bodyguard' fans having absolutely no chill (or professional vocal training), and Domino's latest pizza-related tech gimmick! 1. Ted Cruz used armed officers at banks as an example of safety - 10 days before Louisville bank shooting | The Independent Americans’ Experiences With Gun-Related Violence, Injuries, And Deaths | KFF 2. Tech Founder Maybe Up For Some Vigilante Justice, Public Hangings To Make San Francisco Great Again - Wonkette 3. Right Wingers Think 'Super Mario Bros.' Is 'Anti-Woke' | HuffPost Entertainment Losers Are Complaining The Mario Movie Is Woke Because Of Rainbow Road (thegamer.com) 4. Bodyguard musical shut down because fans wouldn't stop singing along (avclub.com) 5. Domino’s Pizza can now be ordered via Apple CarPlay - The Verge Domino's CarPlay: Stop Waiting. Start Ordering. LISTEN: The Pyramids - Traffik Island  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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hello the internet and welcome to season 283 episode 3 of their daily zeitgeist
a production of iheart radio i'm a little hot in an nest there. This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness.
And it is Wednesday, April 12th, 2023.
My day.
My day.
It's your day?
National Only Child Day.
Hey.
There's like Sibling Day.
I remember that came around and I just would look at an empty picture frame.
No sibling, but it's Only Child Day.
National Colorado Day.
You know what i mean national
grilled cheese sandwich day national big win day came all the way from colorado a reddit this this
here is called the silver bullet come here talk to your uncle baby billy real quick from colorado
uh also national licorice day not i don't know i have a new swedish friend who's gotten me into all sorts of different
have you ever had salty licorice?
no
it's really good
it's not only salty
you got new friends?
I got a new Swedish friend
stop rubbing it in my face
I got this new Swedish friend
I got this new pal
he's Swedish
he's exotic
he teaches me all sorts of cool stuff about
licorice salty licorice oh man what a day april 12th yeah uh well my name is jack o'brien aka
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Miles Gray! Hey, it's
Miles Gray, aka, I'm being
real loud, but I'm just making
sounds, and please don't ask me
what I'm singing. I think he's saying
something about a bullet.
A loaded guy, Tom Flex, rocking
a mullet. Okay, shout out to
Catastrophic Failure. It's weird that he went to the
actual lyrics at the end there. A loaded guy, Tom Flex, rocking a mullet. Yeah, to a catastrophic failure that he went to the actual lyrics at the end there
of the loaded guy tom flex rocking a mullet yeah that's the real word christy yamaguchi main i see
you out there thank you for that one because yeah again every time he enters the arena you think
we're booing because we're actually yelling yamaguchi why are they booing him no it's his
name it's his name exactly that was like when the dodgers
when raul mondesi played it would be like and i remember all the time that you knew someone was
a herb when they're like why are they booing like it's fucking
hey hey hey hey well we are thrilled to be joined by a very funny comedian and writer who co-hosts the food podcast Yelling About Pate and host of the live pop-up comedy food wine show Amuse Bouche.
Please welcome back to the show.
It's Carl Hayes!
Oh my God.
Happy to be here.
And I'd be remiss if I didn't say that I have had salty licorice and it's delicious.
Isn't it good?
Your sweetest friend is right.
Wait, what is salty licorice? Your boosh is amused when you have that shit it's like the uh it's like the savory version of licorice pretty much so it tastes like meat yeah it tastes like
a nice steak i'm like juicy cheddar and onion the one that i had had was salty one side sweet
on the other yeah they'll have a licorice
steak in sweden you cut it with a fork and knife yeah that's the only steak they have yeah i
recently had a sous vide salty uh licorice patty was fantastic i bet it was great yeah carl tell
me about amuse bouche because before you're talking you're like i'm combining comedy food
and wine and i'm like like dinner theater yeah i mean kind of uh actually yeah a lot
like that it's a pop-up food and wine party that we do at a melody wine bar in virgilville is natural
wine bar and uh basically we have two different guest chefs every show we have different wines
on special sometimes we have a winemaker there and then uh your ticket gets you the food you buy
wine from the bar everybody gets drunk and then we have like a you know a tight comedy show tightest
show in town it's an hour long three comedians you know you've seen these la comedy shows they're
booking nine ten people nobody needs that much comedy in their life too much comedy yeah yeah
yeah no one needs uh i say no one needs over 90 minutes
of any content really movies comedy but definitely not stand-up comedy so yeah we do a tight
one-hour show it's a palate cleanser course of exactly then we have a dj we dance we do the
perrone which if you don't know is a spanish glass drinking instrument where you pour wine
into your mouth from a great height oh i like that thing with like oh yeah spout yeah that features prominently into the entire show
so many people like just bib up or whatever before they go they wear their sundays best
you got a raw dogged baby that's what it's all about red wine splattering no no we don't use
red if you're not actively if you're not actively a
spaniard i do not encourage peroning red wine you have to that's high level shit you start with
white as someone who likes to you know sometimes have a baja blast and i am willing to appropriate
spanish culture i feel like i'm ready for the just pour the rioja down my gullet yeah i would
say perona baja blast and see how that goes.
And then, you know, then move from there.
Yeah, yeah, start that.
I've shotgunned them before.
That's a terrible fight.
I think I've shotgunned them with miles at my house.
Didn't we shotgun a mountain deer?
I think I watched you do it
and then I looked at Her Majesty and she's like...
She gave you a subtle nod, shake of the head.
She was like, ah, I'm good.
She dialed a divorce lawyer lawyer she's about to hit send
i recently had a flaming hot mountain dew actually um and you know what it wasn't disgusting like i
thought it was gonna be was not hot at all which was my right i was like this should be a little
bit spicy i know it has the whisper the the hint of like the spiciness of ginger beer.
I wanted it to scald my esophagus with chemical burns.
Right, right.
Yeah.
Well, look, they can't really do it.
Like, did you hear about like how people who are eating Chipotle now?
They're like, the hot sauce is way too hot now.
It got way too hot.
And like people are fucking freaking out about it.
We're also soft.
And I'm like, come on.
But it turns out that like chipotle was like
i mean we get it from the same places all the time but then they suspect it was a batch of
like these chilies that they got from india that may be slightly hotter and like i forget
super producer victor sent me the article because i love hearing about people who are like too spicy
too spicy and they're like it was just a little couple scovilles above normal right yeah whatever peppers can be wildly you know there's a spectrum sometimes you get a jalapeno you're like, it was just a little couple Scoville's above normal. Right. So whatever.
Peppers can be wildly, you know, there's a spectrum.
Sometimes you get a jalapeno, you're like, this is mild.
Sometimes you get a jalapeno that fucks your day up.
Oh, yeah.
Or even like a shishito pepper you could have.
Oh, a shishito can sneak up on you.
Yeah.
They will fucking, they will jump you in an alley when you least expect it.
You didn't expect it.
You thought it was going to be a nice little appetizer.
Oh, what, they're roasted?
Oh, you like the bonito flakes on it? Guess what? Motherfucker. This is a spicy one.
All right, Carl, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
We're going to talk about Ted Cruz's prescription for fixing the school shooting problem in america uh treat schools like banks
he said that a week ago and then there was a mass shooting in a bank so we'll talk about that and
some new gun statistics uh we're going to talk about this harvard alum mckinsey alum who is
openly advocating for bringing back public lynchings in san francisco but like doesn't
seem to know that that's what she's i don't know it's a michelle tandler uh on twitter uh go check
check her out we'll talk about her we'll talk about how the right is celebrating super mario
for its anti-wokeness uh and also blasting super Super Mario for its wokeness.
It's the same film.
We'll talk about the Bodyguard musical
causing people to
sing along while the show
is happening. Did you see that clip?
They can't stop.
It turned into a riot.
You thought these women
were advocating for
gun control the way they were fucking ripped
out of their seats and like taken out of the theater it was something else and then we have
some good news you we don't always just give outright good news here but um you can now order
domino's pizza while driving oh finally thank you my consider my boost you can did you watch the promotional video no we're gonna have
to though before we talk about it it's it's a blast all that plenty more but first carl we do
like to ask our guests what is something from your search history you know i've been doing a lot of
googling about like how hard it is actually to like move into the woods like off the grid you know like what's
actually involved in that because i think about that i feel like more and more these days with
increasing frequency i'm like i should just like move into the woods and just like never come back
you know yeah i think logistically it's kind of tough it's like you're gonna need a goat
you're gonna need some chicken yeah like you're gonna need a goat you're gonna need some chicken yeah like
you're gonna need a defensive perimeter of some kind is that what they tell you well you need to
raise your own food if you're going off the grid so you know i'm gonna need my eggs yeah you can't
be you can't be doing car ordering of dominoes once you're off the grid yeah car play won't work
in your car exactly you're off the grid oh yeah and
then you got you probably have to form like a defensive perimeter of some kind because there'll
be raiders this is so variety dude i just watched the third episode of last of us and this is
exactly what dick offerman's character was going through and i was like i've always been like yeah
i wonder what it'd be like and watching him go through it like trying to do this shit solo i was like that's way too much work bro i'm not gonna do animal husbandry and
shit fucking i haven't seen that show but i that appeals to me and you're right i think the actual
reality of it you're like damn a lot of manual labor you could watch that episode actually in
a vacuum because it's kind of like just sort of specifically to this character within the show
and it's just like all about this dude who's like surviving the zombie apocalypse who's like he's like a prepper and he's like now's my time right and you're like it looks i'm like
wow you've got it all but it looks incredibly lonely yeah um yeah you probably had to act so
hard to make it look difficult for him right because yeah it'd be a breeze for him in real
life oh yeah he's like i could make all of this out of wood right now complex machines out of
most of the wooden tools i need i made them in my shop i can actually do it without any nails
i'm an expert in japanese joinery he was in the studio the other day was he yeah well have you
heard his real have you heard his real laugh it's the best it's the best shit ever it's like when you when it happens it's such a
treat i remember interviewing him once and he laughed for real and i was like i was like wait
is this a bit dude that's great like he laughs like that like goofy yeah like it's so different
because he'll be like yeah and i remember meeting a fan who got a you know
ron swanson tattoo with me making a pizza
he's a goof at heart you can tell oh yeah totally totally but it's just so funny when
outwardly everyone just thinks of him as being this such like superly stoic guy when he's like
a theater kid who loves carpentry and laughing yeah i was like i saw i
went and saw when i was i think it was like late teen early 20s i guess i went to the craig
kilbourne show he was having clint eastwood on his show and like he had this thing throughout the
early years of the craig kilbourne where Clint Eastwood was this masculinity, badass
icon. And he had
him on and interviewed him and Clint Eastwood
was just like, yeah, I'm into jazz
and stuff.
Really like jazz and
playing instruments.
It was just like Craig Kilbourne was so
disappointed. It was great.
Oh, there's somebody made a montage
of him giggling.
Offerman?
Yeah.
Not Clint Eastwood. He's never giggled before.
Yeah.
Okay.
That was a goofy. That was goofy.
Yeah.
There it is. That's funny.
Amazing.
What a charmer.
Yeah.
100%.
Delight.
What is,
what's something you think is overrated?
Oh man.
You know,
I've been seeing them a lot in the news and maybe more so recently.
The robot dogs. Like, i just think making robots in
general is overrated and like why don't who is supporting the robot dogs like i know people
like them like why are we doing oh yeah every time i see this i'm like this is a terrible idea
well yeah the u.s military and the family that made that and will be billionaires for five generations going forward, I think, are the prime.
I'm going to say I'm going to say designing robots that will eventually kill us.
Very overrated.
Yeah.
Don't know why we're putting resources toward this.
I mean, I do know why.
But you know what's so funny?
why we're putting resources toward this i mean i do know why but you know what's so funny i feel like within two months those like those fucking like boston dynamics robots have gone to fucking
trash because of what ai's been doing where we're like yeah yeah shut up you fucking weird robot
script yeah why yeah this guy's writing this this fucking ai is writing ace ventura 4 as a spec
and it's fucking really good. And it's good.
It's actually good.
Better than Ace Ventura 2.
It nails it without the transphobia
of the first one.
Yeah.
I like that they skipped Ace Ventura 3.
Yeah.
The AI knew that that wasn't necessary.
It was like, I'm going to write you 4.
You know the reason I even said 4
is because I know somebody
whose partner was writing Ace Ventura 3
as a spec. And I remember it was like this thing where I was like was writing ace ventura 3 as a spec
and i remember it was like this thing where i was like oh that's such a bummer dude
i don't want to tell you like i don't there might be a better way to get your foot in the door as a
writer than writing ace ventura 3 on spec but hey but what if it was amazing yeah i know part of me
wants to see it but you know how like jaded people are in this industry, too? You hear an idea, and you're like, the era of writing a really funny spec script to get in, that was like 12 years ago.
Well, what about the Seinfeld 9-11 spec script?
That guy got it.
Alex Sulkin, right, right.
Le Sulk, who is now a family guy writer.
Yeah, I mean, it worked for him.
He's developing a bunch of robotic...
There it is.
Ace Ventura versus the robot dogs.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
There you go.
He's a pet detective.
The pets are being replaced with robots.
It's perfect.
There it is.
What is something you think is underrated?
Something that I did recently for the first time, maybe ever in my adult life.
I did not look at my phone for an entire day day i didn't even have it on for an entire day
wow i feel like it's been i don't know if i've ever actually done that completely like fully
committed to it i was backpacking in joshua tree and it was really more like a day and a half
actually and i was like i'm just gonna turn off my phone and just fucking rock with the natural
world baby there you go and uh you know
what it felt pretty good it felt pretty good i mean no anxiety you know there was a little bit
of it but i i don't know it was actually really relaxing i don't know like oh yeah like like
everyone i'm always looking at my phone it's always on me it's always in my hand i think just
like not having that weight that psychic psychic weight, it was refreshing.
But of course, I immediately was like, oh, shit, got to get on Instagram and see what I missed.
So what did you do?
Make eye contact with the people you were walking around with?
I was by myself.
So I was on kind of like a solo spirit quest in the middle of the desert.
Disgusting.
How did you take pictures of everything you saw to prove that you were there?
It's funny i was
thinking that and every time i saw something cool i was like oh i should turn on my phone
take a picture of that and then i was like calm down calm down you got this easy boy easy easy
you don't need to photograph everything look at it with your mind and remember it with your brain
be present and look at it exactly what i was trying i was trying i was trying hard and you know it was it was pretty
good yeah oh man i there's something like to to what you're getting at is like when you're able
to replace the feeling of like you know when you have your phone it's sort of there to be like oh
well if i fucking need to think about something to do so i can always look at this exactly when
you can replace that with like you know being in nature or like building something or doing
whatever like playing music that's really like when you're like oh yeah this is this is living when you
realize you don't you when you feel like i don't need to reach for that phone yeah also i think i
remember if i don't know if it's because of covid or how time has warped because of code i just feel
like my memory in recent years is just like terrible like yeah my brain i can't remember
anything before code like someone's like i remember like this 2018 i'm like no absolutely not what are you
talking about anything before covid anything during covid i'm like this is all missed i still
conflate the summer of 2020 and 2021 oh yeah i have the hardest time differentiating between
the two like and i'm always like wait oh no right right right i'd have a vaccine that summer right and i'm like i don't know if i just put my brain into like
cryo freeze or something yeah it was like a lost year we were like the lost generation
world war one style it's just like we what happened what even happened what even happened
man and world war one was the time that there was a similar pandemic that shut everything down for a long time.
It was like 100 years later, 2019 to like 1990.
It's a fun little tradition we have.
Every 100 years we bring it back around.
A tradition unlike any other.
The global pandemic that blacks you out for two years of your life.
I have been noticing, talking about the robot dog and getting technology out of our lives, it seems like things are coming to a head in the public consciousness with regards about, everyone's freaking out about AI.
Industry leaders are pulling the plug on AI.
Do we have a good reason for that?
Do we think that for the people,
the current power structure is just too destabilizing?
Is it because Ace Ventura 4 Pet Detective
versus Prime Direct directive was so good
yeah hollywood writers know that they're shit out of luck they're like pull the plug
oh yeah writer's strike is coming up yeah yeah it's like this won't stand yeah uh no i mean i
think the one thing that like got my attention was when a lot of the like leaders in ai like
in the development of it that like pioneered a lot of the like leaders in ai like in the development of it that
like pioneered a lot of the stuff we're like yeah you may want to just we need we need to think about
how quickly this is developing before it has like general intelligence and is able to teach itself
like a human does and then you know then they're like think of just how much better bot based
propaganda is going to be and like it's like from for purposes of like political
messaging or these other things that we're still not sure like what it's going to do that's what
i'm like oh i can see that but right now i'm just like what the fuck like it's passing this like it
diagnosed a one in a hundred thousand medical condition uh and then they're like there's
doctors being like it is pretty good at that it just, it's also kind of dumb too, but it's just sort of, I think remarkable,
like the amount of intelligence that's going to just sort of be readily available to people.
Um, but yeah, I don't know.
I mean, that's what I'm like, I'm willing to be like, what's how, what's it going to
do?
Cause I can, I see that it can do a lot, but when will it be sort of like applied in that
way?
We're like, oh, this is absolutely fucked up has there ever been in the history of humanity a technological innovation
where they were just like that's progress but that's too much progress and we're just gonna
like hold off for now like during world war ii like they blamed a lot of the rise of fascism on
the innovation of the loudspeaker yeah like the guy who invented the loudspeaker,
like blamed himself for the rise of Hitler.
He was just so loud.
You couldn't tune him out.
He couldn't stop making all kinds of crazy points,
but you couldn't shut it out.
Like,
I'm just wondering,
is like,
is there anything to be done other than just like work really hard to figure
out how to use the AI to counter the propaganda that's being generated.
More than that, too, right?
It's like, how much of it is done that we're actually looking at a future where,
if we're going to get this kind of massive efficiency at this scale,
then what does that say about human labor?
And what are we pivoting to?
Because you can already see people beginning to use it more and more.
It's not quite getting to the levels where whole departments departments are being replaced but we we see how capitalism works like if they're like oh yeah i can slash
budgets because i know three people that knows how to use chat gpt really well that's where i'm like
are we actually figuring out where this is headed and super producer brian is now just saying he's
like what if if the ai is not aligned with human needs to begin with, that's where a lot of problems can begin to show themselves
because it's, you know, it's going to be able to,
like, learn things like a human does.
I think the scariest ramifications are going to be, like,
in the world of these deep fakes.
And, like, you're kind of already seeing it.
It's like, once deep fakes become, you know,
indistinguishable from reality, which to the naked eye i mean we're in
like a post reality post-truth world anyway but like once deepfakes are to the point where you
can't really discern if it's you know generated or not then it's like there's gonna be total chaos
at some point yeah maybe the first thing will be like a ai version of like the war of the world's
radio play yeah someone will release something to the internet that,
you know,
looks real and there's no way to tell it's not real.
And it'll take a long time or like a few days will pass before enough.
People are like,
it's not fucking roll.
My God.
Or political blackmail.
You know,
there's lots of fun stuff you could use it for.
I was shocked that Trump didn't move quick enough to just claim the access
Hollywood tape.
A deep fake. He doesn Hollywood tape was a deep fake.
He doesn't know what a deep fake is.
He doesn't know what that is.
He could have at that point.
Yeah.
That was my first thought when I heard it, though, was he's going to claim this is a deep fake.
Anyways.
All right.
Let's take a quick break.
We'll come back.
We'll talk about gun control.
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So, in response to the recent Nashville school shooting,
which was the big shooting before the Louisville school shooting,
Ted Cruz reintroduced his Securing Our Schools Act,
which will call for cops in schools which i'm i'm assuming would be less fun
than when arnold schwarzenegger did it in the early 90s kindergarten cop we can only hope
we can only hope that's that's what it's like so that's best kit we've seen best case scenario
who is your daddy and what does he do imagine him like in the LA public school. And he's like, John Kimball.
Like,
oh my God.
Oh,
tumor.
Have a head.
Ask.
Sit down,
you fucking loser.
Head ass.
Um,
but Ted Cruz's plan is basically to fix mass shootings,
not with gun control laws,
but with more guns and police.
And he used banks as an example of how we should be treating kids
because what kid wouldn't want to go learn to read and write in a bank vault like environment
so obviously since the next big mass shooting was in a bank everyone is publicly mocking ted cruz
because it's just literally 10 days after he was like, we just need to be more like banks,
everyone.
But this is all coming out at the same time as a report from Hugh and the CDC
that says the gun deaths among us kids increased 50% between 2019 and 2021.
Um,
this is like massive,
like it shot up.
And this is at a time when gun ownership and just the amount of guns in
us homes shot up.
So gun deaths of all sorts are rising.
Gun suicides are way up because gun ownership is way up.
And,
you know,
as I've talked about numbers of times,
like guns cause suicides like there's
a one-to-one correlation between like you're more likely to have a suicide in your house if you have
a gun in your house like this goes back to other like the british coal gas study which i'm mocked
for bringing up all the time but it's but it's about means reduction. Means reduction, exactly.
And just taking the opportunity,
like suicides oftentimes are crimes of passion
and crimes of opportunity committed against oneself.
But it's also, you know,
there's also plenty of evidence
that that's true of homicides.
You know, the homicides that we see in TV shows
that are carefully plotted out the exception.
And usually it's somebody having the worst day of their life and having access to a gun.
There's also a bunch of like really troubling data that they are able to point at, but not actually report about gun injuries from emergency rooms because the gun industry and gun lobbies have made it impossible.
They only have this data going back to the late 90s because the gun industry has been
making it almost impossible for them to collect data on gun injuries and gun deaths because they
have massive amounts of money and that's what makes things happen is whoever has the most money.
massive amounts of money and that's what makes things happen as whoever has the most money and the gun industry has way more money than the cdc so we're working with limited data sets still
but it's pretty clear cut gun ownership causes gun death it's really that simple gun ownership
went up because the gun industry is constantly marketing itself uh to people and you know making shit loads of
money off of selling guns to people it's the homer simpson beer quote uh guns the cause of
and solution to all of life's problems yeah and that's just kind of the loop we're in and
there's also another poll or like study that came out from the kaiser foundation
that just talking about like the effect on people that all this gun violence has had.
Like they talk about how one in five say they have personally been threatened with a gun.
OK, like just one in five.
Right.
One third of black adults and Hispanic adults, around 33 percent, say they worry either every day or almost every other day or almost every day about themselves or someone they love being a
victim of gun violence compared to one in 10 and white adults because the other thing is too
this also disproportionately affects communities of color especially black people and one in five
black adults and hispanic adults uh feel like gun related crimes deaths and injuries are a quote
constant threat to their local community which and that is only around eight percent uh with white
adults then when you talk about like
the effects it has on people's behaviors, right? 84% of US adults say they have taken at least one
precaution to protect themselves or their families from the possibility of gun violence, including
talking to their kids or family about gun safety or purchasing a weapon other than a gun. About a
third, 35% of people said they've avoided large
crowds such as music festivals or crowded bars and clubs to protect themselves or their families
from the possibility of gun violence. Three in 10 have purchased a gun to protect themselves
or their family from the possibility of gun violence. Yeah. Which is the one part of this
that people can make money off of. And in America,
that's the one thing that gets emphasized and raised to the surface and,
you know,
uh,
put on steroids is whatever the thing that money,
money can be made off of.
And the purchase of guns as the solution to fear of guns is,
it seems to be the only,
uh,
option that people know of that they're aware of uh that
really seems to because everything else you're just told like well you can't take guns away from
people because everybody will just flip out um but so then you should buy more it's worked in
other countries before there's no reason like it's going to take years and probably like massive
changes, but it's, it's happened before. And I don't see why I know people who like grew up in
the Midwest and the South, they're like, yeah, nice. Like that, that's just you being ignorant.
But I think everybody thought that in those other countries. And then, you you know there was an event that was bad enough to change people's
opinion so yeah well based on how we problem solve in this country once uh these stats are
like 99 of people have been threatened with a gun maybe then something will happen because right now
especially when you look at the disparity between the threats of gun violence between certain
populations and you know if that only eight percent are affected but
they're controlling you know 85 of the policy decisions yeah you you understand why that like
there's just a complete disconnect from what the actual you know threats to our safety are and
their willingness to do it because yeah it's such it's so fucking cowardly to not even attempt to do
something about it and just use the argument like well what are you gonna do you know i just i guess treat it like a bank yeah more guns i think
is the all everything that we just talked about i think the answer is more guns or a robocop type
scenario i don't know ask chat gpt what it thinks yeah exactly get get the ai in here i'm a huge uh
john wick fan but i have to take this opportunity to say that movies like the John Wick
franchise,
they make guns look a little too cool.
Yeah.
Love a bit of gun food.
You know what I mean?
Got a new term for it.
Yeah.
I like how they're like,
but here's the thing,
man,
we don't use like blanks like on our sets.
We don't even have to do that.
I think it's like the way they're,
they're like,
we're a little bit more forward thinking for a film that has a ton of gunplay in it right put those in a post you know what i mean
all right and we we have this harvard mckinsey alum in san francisco who i think is part of
another trend we're seeing uh which is oh yeah wealthy seemingly well-intentioned upper class
people showing their true colors
and being insulated enough to be like,
what? What? I'm just
saying the Klan was
onto something. Okay, I didn't use
the words Klan, but come on.
Why am I being...
Now I'm being lynched just because I said
we should bring back lynchings.
So, yeah. This week's
winner is Michelle Tandler, which sounds like a bizarro version of Michelle Tanner, like in Full House, if she grew up in another dimension and became this person.
But she's currently living in hell, a.k.a. San Francisco, in her mind.
And she decided that Easter Sunday would be a great opportunity for her to go into full clan mode.
She tweeted this.
Our society seems to have
become seriously complacent a hundred years ago in san francisco people were publicly hung for
their crimes often by vigilante groups that wanted to send a message the hangings worked crime would
plummet after a few of them often for many months at a time a few questions on my mind this morning
what changed that the men of San Francisco went from
creating vigilante groups to being
afraid to even tweet about crime?
And what would happen if a few meth
dealers were publicly hung?
Well, that's an interesting idea, Michelle
Tandler. Hangings work.
Hangings
work. Say what you will.
Say what you will. They work.
I'm just saying. I'm going off of just very
anecdotal evidence because i'm reading the book barbary coast about the fucking gold rush era in
san francisco and i'm leaving out the context that these vigilante groups again we let we hate
adjectives don't we or we don't hate to be specific you're talking about the ku klux klan and their
rise to prominence in the bay area during this time like in and this is like in
the beginning of the century and so she she like wanted to clear the fucking record and she's like
i only brought it up because i read a book about stuff like lynchings and things and it worked in
there so i thought maybe it would be applicable here okay sheesh what the fuck sorry um and again
you're still not convinced because she this the wild thing. She kept doubling down,
especially when other people were like,
this is a disgusting take.
Also, what are you even saying?
And pointing out all the logical fallacies
in what she's talking about.
She goes on to say, quote,
imagine this scenario.
It's 1230 a.m. and your dog woke you up
because it needs to go to the bathroom.
You walk outside and sleepily shuffle down the street
in your slippers.
Suddenly, you spot a man, half naked with a comforter draped over him stumbling out of the park toward you
what do you do what um does she think people's answer to that is gonna what do i do i don't know
i don't know i bet i think my first thought is there needs to be more public housing and programs for people
that didn't go to Harvard.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
We should bring back public executions for Harvard and McKinsey alums.
Yes.
Did you see that motherfucker, like Republican donor who they just renamed Harvard like School
of Science after this motherfucker?
They love naming buildings after evil guys that's like
a top activity i know we're harvard they're all named after evil guys it's just we have to keep
doing it it would be weird if we used the good guy but that's what's like so wild right is like
she assumes most people's first thought would be that oh yeah this destitute person needs to get
murk yeah yeah like or what
or i don't know what i don't even know what that's the example that she used the prophecy like what
what what conclusion are we supposed to go like what do i do i don't know i mean like if you're
fearful then go back inside or something but call your local vigilante leader he'll deal with it
yeah call your local grand wizard and he'll wizard him away with his kkk powers you know what i mean
oh or it's called lynching so i don't know like so like she again she goes on and on she then she
went it's like oh wow i didn't realize my tweet would get such a create such a stir check out my
podcast yeah no guess what that's like her her company is like some kind of like leadership audio something or
rather of course it is um but yeah she kept bringing up the hard left and i guess she didn't
realize that she was basically reading from the same script as other violent racists have in the
past about like a call to arms to be like i mean how long are we going to let these freed black
people just run amok in our town and then you get lynch mobs and shit someone's got to do something right and it's like
it's just again we've got another fed up person that thinks like the difficult discussion because
she brings up she's like people just don't want they'd rather virtual signal than have this
difficult discussion like so this difficult discussion in trying to solve a drug epidemic
and the unhoused crisis um is like about determining whether or not they have the right to
live right this is this is the
mckinsey mindset this is what they're teaching them 100 distill it down to a spreadsheet and
figure out like well i'm looking at data lynch mobs worked in the past maybe that i'm looking
at some graphs here and uh and i'm like yeah and you're merely just pointing out a sequence of
events you're not necessarily being like yep that's causation and it's all there we got it all
uh and again it's like with the way these people think we see it across the board when it comes to
like these kinds of issues that are about you know having some empathy and also recognizing that
maybe you have resources that could be shared better if you're like hyper wealthy and i don't
know how wealthy this person is but it sounds like she's speaking for like the wannabe billionaire
millionaire set around her like it's just such a sounds like she's speaking for like the wannabe billionaire millionaire
set around her.
Like it's just such a zero sum game that like the thought of progressive taxes
is so scary that the alternative is to debate not whether or not they should be
giving more,
but whether or not these are humans.
They're like,
ah,
no,
fuck that.
Let's debate whether or not they should deserve to live.
I'm not,
I'm not here to talk about taxes.
We need to figure out if they're people first up.
Yeah. McKenzie. It's good group good good company turning out top minds fucking crazy hitting you with the lynch mob takes like come the fuck on
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So they're celebrating because Charlie Kirk says,
Mario Brothers just grossed $377 million,
a new record for animated features,
despite John Leguizamo boycotting the film
because it messed up the inclusion casting two white men.
That's a good Charlie Kirk voice.
He does sound like that.
Nintendo refused to let Mario Brothers go woke. I've never heard him speak actually but i assume oh he's the most in his
voice is so infuriating he sounds like a guy who you're like oh you're a coward like i can hear it
in the way you speak like you okay go ahead i was doing uh soft ben shapiro there that was my
oh yeah it seems like charlie Charlie Kirk is just Ben Shapiro
with tiny little teeth.
Charlie Kirk's more like...
Ben Shapiro, he's just
waiting. No, no, no.
Steven Crowder, the anti-woke
Super Mario Brothers movie just set a global
record. They just need a win, I guess.
Yeah, what? This is sad.
This is my favorite.
Jack Posobiec tweeted, the original creator of to win, I guess. Yeah, what? This is sad. This is my favorite. So Jack
Pasobiak tweeted,
The original creator of Mario, Miyamoto,
was heavily involved with the production
of the animated film and insisted that it
have as little plot as possible and just feel
like one of the games. Okay, that's
a cool fact. And then he
second paragraph, it has no woke
narratives and all the characters are
exactly like the original game
so i'm somehow not having a narrative is a anti-woke decision that is just so funny like
clearly he's mis misinterpreting this quote where this guy shigeru miyamoto is like
i think it'll have the most broad appeal if we get to the basics which is to make it feel like
the video game and not have a ton of plot that maybe people have to follow and i just like that think it'll have the most broad appeal if we get to the basics which is to make it feel like the
video game and not have a ton of plot that maybe people have to follow and i just like that they
take that and go it's because he's anti-woke come on miyamoto bring it home um this is all very
funny because coming into the movie the big narrative was the mario movie was too woke
because princess peach is a girl boss who saves the day.
And the movie features Mario Kart's Rainbow Road, a.k.a. Pride Flag Nonsense.
Just when you thought the culture war couldn't get any stupider.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here we go, baby.
They're on it.
Yeah.
The woman who I think we're referencing this one woman who was on her live stream talking about how Princess Peach is causing this boss bitch stuff.
It's like, it's going to get women killed.
They're going to get into a cart of some kind, and they will be speeding off down a road that's suspended in space somehow that's made of merely rainbow light.
They're like,
no,
all this like bad-ass bad bitch feminism.
They're going to start thinking like,
you know,
if,
if shit goes down,
they're going to think,
Oh,
I can start fighting this guy or I can handle this turtle shell.
No,
you're wrong.
You better find a red one.
So it knows it's seeking its enemy.
I don't,
I don't trust you with a loose green shell.
And I don't know if your aim's that good,
but like,
that was like the whole, like one of the takes was just like, yeah, women are
going to think that they are now John Wick and it's going to get them killed.
And this is the future liberals want, folks.
They want to kill women this way.
Princess Peach, who is portrayed as a fierce leader that can and will defend her kingdom.
Next to her, some are saying that Mario, who seems to be just a normal guy at the
start of the movie is bumbling and pathetic while peach is a girl boss who saves the day that is
something that like seemed evident from the trailer is that mario is pathetic and like kind
of uh they seem to be emphasizing that he was like kind of a dipshit he's mario you know what i mean
that's fun like that i love that so that but yeah so i can see how if this
movie had tanked they would have been all over the well they just want to ruin our family values by
making a man who gets beat up and a woman who's tough um but of course it went the other way and
they need a win they need a culture win bad so then are they now they're like wait it's gone woke now like they're
like just like the whiplash of the takes now they're like yeah good for them they're like wait
i haven't has anyone come back around to be like actually it turns out it is kind of woke so
never mind i think they're no i think they're just they were complaining it was woke before
it came out and everyone went to see it but but they are so desperate for a pop culture line win after,
after Ben Shapiro released his like three movies last year that made,
I think they broke a record for the least money made by like one of the
movies that had,
um,
the MMA fighter who got canceled.
Gina,
Gina Corona.
Yeah.
They like, um the mma fighter who got canceled gina gina carana yeah they like they released a movie starring her and it made the least money that a movie has ever made that was like
again movie theaters and so they are desperate for any sort of cultural relevance so they sit
back they wait to see how a movie does, and then they graft their political opinions
on the ones that do well.
The Nintendo guys should just fuck with these guys
and just come out and just be like,
Toad is trans.
I don't know what to tell you.
You guys didn't get that from the movie?
He's definitely trans.
You didn't know that?
Oh, wow.
Okay, I thought you guys were supporting that.
Yoshi's polyamorous.
Ethically, but polyamorous.
Yes, obviously, obviously.
But I guess,
yeah,
it,
it,
it must be really hard to just like think,
just take L after L and like the culture war that like,
they really want to be like,
they just,
they so badly want like their,
I mean,
I don't know,
fucking avatar.
You should be like avatar and go back to those colonial narratives.
Like,
don't you like that?
No,
maybe not. I don't know. It's about a guy who thinks he's he's trans species it's all fucked up like oh
fuck off please that's why it was only the fourth biggest movie of all time
jesus and now they're telling them that they can't sing at the Bodyguard musical. This is great.
This fucking rules.
So there's a stage.
Like you could tell me there's a stage musical adaptation of any movie and that it's good at this point.
And I'm just like, yeah, that totally makes sense.
So there is one for the Bodyguard.
It's apparently very popular.
It's making the rounds in the uk at uk theater destinations and people are
having a hard time not singing over the actors oh man it's i didn't this is so funny because
there's another like viral thing like that was on tiktok recently about like people holding up
signs at concerts and just like the general like what is etiquette anymore at a show like can you unfurl a gigantic banner that prevents people two rows behind you from seeing
the fucking stage or can you scream at the top of your lungs during a fucking musical because you
want to you think you can sing whitney houston better than the people in the fucking i think
theaters should be more rowdy so i'm actually supporting these people i i think theater should be more rowdy. So I'm actually supporting these people. I think people should be unfurling banners at cats.
Like, get the fuck out of here, Mr. Mistoffelees.
I want the crowd.
I want the crowd routing up for theater.
You know, we got to have one of those shows.
Like, do one that's a sing-along show for the profoundly drunk.
You know, Shakespeare shows.
Everyone was drunk.
Everyone was rowdy.
The rich guys were getting blowjobs up in the top things.
It was raunchy.
It was real, baby.
Bring that back.
People on the floor seats, they were doing their thing too.
Yeah.
The orange girls were selling sex.
I mean, it was a sordid type of vibe.
I say bring it back.
Do you see the clip though?
How much of a fucking disruption
this thing was i i do want to know it like it's been described as a mini riot i i personally like
have you ever been at a concert and like been singing along and people kind of tell you to
shut the fuck up no i mean if ever it's been so loud that like i would possibly sing i get in a theater that's
different than being like in an outdoor concert maybe they're just getting swept away in the
bodyguard narrative you have to let these people be transported it's called the willing suspension
of disbelief it's why we go to the theater i got i got shamed at a radiohead concert in my early
20s because i was like too drunk at a radiohead
concert what song what song let's hear it i don't remember which song it was but i just remember the
person looking at me and just like giving the most like some fucking nerd yeah like stage scoff
could you not yeah could you yeah i believe they said something directly to me couldn't couldn't help myself but
that is i mean the the one time i've at like shamed somebody uh during like a performance
was i was watching nine inch nails and this guy was juggling like led ball like light up balls
next to me yeah i've mentioned this before like, for so long, that's public execution territory. Like the music's fucking,
you're hearing like head drag,
drag them up,
draw and quarter them.
Yeah.
And I'm like,
he's playing piggy right now.
They don't do this live that often.
Put your fucking toys down.
You fucking herb.
This isn't a rave.
No,
it was.
And it was tight,
man.
Like I,
I wanted to get up close.
Like I had never seen them and I've always wanted to see like,
you know,
nine inch nails,
like,
you know,
my like nineties kid thing. And like, so we're like smushed up pretty close. Like I had never seen them and I've always wanted to see like, you know, nine inch nails, like, you know, my like nineties kid thing.
And like,
so we're like smushed up pretty close.
And this guy's needs like elbow room to juggle these balls.
You got to see how good he is at juggling.
That's the main thing.
That's what he did.
It was kind of wild.
Like,
I'm not joking.
Like,
this is what he looked like the whole show.
Just watching the stage.
He was just,
he was on so many drugs.
He wanted Trent to see him and to
connect. Hey, you, bro!
Get up here!
We're about to do Head Like a Hole.
We've been looking for something
to add to our show, and you've got it, man.
What's your name, man?
My name's Brent. Hey, give it up for
Brent, everybody. Yeah, thank you so much,
man. I've been juggling for about 15 years.
I'm really glad to be here.
That's exactly what he wanted.
He thought it was going to happen.
There is something with people who get locked into juggling.
When I used to run, there would be people who did entire marathons while juggling the whole time.
For no real reason.
I get it.
You have a nine-track mind.
It's like
knitting or something yeah that's not good it's just their mind needs that but i think that is
kind of like why like on some level right i think that's why it's kind of relatable when people do
sing at concerts but then like there's that fine line between like this is so enjoyable for me and
like i just want to feel like i'm connecting with like the music that i'm always just singing by
myself or whatever and then there are the people who i think are doing the thing we're like watch
me fucking crush this and everyone around me is going to be like oh my god you should actually
be in the fucking play i mean when i was singing at the radiohead concert i did have my back to
the stage and i was standing on the seats directly in front i I was projecting really hard. I got to hit the back of the room.
Stop yelling.
Wait,
the bodyguard song is the,
I will always love you song.
Yeah.
Among others,
but that was where it hit.
If you hear that song,
when that fucking note kicks into overdrive,
what are you not going to try?
I mean,
come on.
I don't know.
That's not,
and you're going to try it.
I would,
I know I I've looked,
I've done it many times since uh
since time immemorial i've been singing that song but that part of me knows i sing so like i there's
no way i could do it justice that at that point it is more enjoyable for me personally it's more
pleasurable to hear someone else sing it and i'll mouth along but i don't need to fucking be belting
it out that's yeah but that's my own song in heart that's where absolutely all right well this is in the uk right so that means everyone is hammered
we need hammered and they have intermissions at with gin bars so you go and get more drunk
during intermission that song's probably at the end i don't know the show anyone
no just no just just a gin mill i went to see, I saw Glass Menagerie in London,
and it was the first time I'd seen theater in London.
And I was like, oh, this is cool.
The amount of gin that was being drank pre-show
and during the intermission, I was like,
oh, I get why people fuck with that.
The intermission is designed to get more drunk.
That's why all British shows have an intermission.
Like, British stand-up comedy shows have an intermission is designed to get more drunk. That's why all British shows have an intermission. Like British stand-up comedy shows have an intermission.
So if they've got more drunk.
Go re-up.
Go re-up real quick.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
So we got to factor that into this whole thing.
But are we, as Americans, if we were getting fucking shit hammered and then had this stuff go on,
I wonder how violent it would get to.
Well, Americansicans you'd
be worried someone would shoot you you know you're like you know nothing nothing can stop a
solo that like a good guy with a gun you know as we as we all know as ted cruz has famously said
yeah they don't have guns in england no one's gonna get shot in there over this just really
stern looks it's wild though that they brought the house lights up like it was
they cut the mic that's wild the actor playing whitney houston's role they cut her mic the
lights came up the people who were singing in the crowd were thrown out of the show who comes out to
yell at you like the director like the stage manager with the clipboard who they sent out
there please please they have signs up everywhere that say,
please refrain from singing along
at this theater.
It's just such a problem.
That song is... There's something about it
that it just brings out your inner
Whitney. I like that, though.
There used to be riots.
In turn-of-the-century New York, there were these famous riots
over plays because one actor
was cast over another actor. Back was like back in the day theater would inspire these passions people
writing over a play it was like a famous thing like let's let's bring that back let's let theater
get people stirred up again you know right right right they used to riot over hats there you go
yeah the straw hat riots maybe we just need to be rioting more like look at the french they try to
raise the retirement age one year.
The French just throw a flaming oil barrel
through a cop car immediately.
We need that French mindset.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, we're all too busy working,
but maybe with the advent of AI.
Yeah.
Maybe these robot dogs can lighten my workload a little bit.
I can go throw a brick at a play.
Your robot dog can take your actual dog
for a walk at night,
so you don't have to worry about being frightened
by somebody in a comfort area.
By a man in a blanket.
Right.
So that was clearly based on something
that happened to her
that was the most terrifying thing
that had ever happened to her.
You know she loves robot dogs.
Harvard, McKinsey.
She's a big robot dog advocate.
She's like, put the guns on the dogs. Pro robot dog
for sure. Again, as long as I
don't have to deal with it. I don't want to have anything
look, if it's up to me, I would
get rid of them all. I think it's kind of
like how these people are thinking.
And finally, big
news. You can order Domino's
pizza with a touch of a button
while speeding down the street in an suv
they're introducing a new feature that will allow you to order pizza via apple's carplay display so
you don't even have to stop continuously burning fossil fuels while ordering greasy slabs of bread
and cheese great dough we love the new crust though love the new i love the new crust just
do it on your phone while you're driving like what are we gaining here in functionality
too much of a distraction you can't hold your car oh but your computer screen on your car
carplay is fucking dangerous yes of course look and i'm not trying to look put myself on blast
i'm way better at finding the music i need to on Spotify on my phone than I am on CarPlay.
And I'm looking at it while trying to...
It automatically takes over your thing and then you can't.
It's just an extra interface to get used to.
Also, that means the pizza tracker will come up on your car computer through CarPlay.
And you'll be too busy watching the pizza tracker go. You'll be like computer through car play and you'll be too busy
watching the pizza tracker go you'd be like oh he's making it now he's picking it up you're gonna
fucking slam into someone right you know the tragedy would be that you have a terrible accident
with the delivery person pizza tracker on your car they're like ah poor bastard he's dead he'll
never get to get the deluxe pepperoni it's being delivered to his house right now seen it a hundred
times yeah i mean
people have expressed concern about apple's car displays because they have the potential to
distract drivers just as much as iphones one possible feature reportedly involves carplay's
display being projected onto the windshield itself because the the idea is then you don't
have to take your eyes off the road you can just be
distracted by the thing by your actual windshield much worse idea yeah just the most shallow depth
of field as you drive you're like i'm only literally looking what's on my windshield now
i was in an uber the other day and a guy just put on a movie on the ipad that he had right there
and i i thought that was very bold. While he was driving?
While he was driving. He pulled off and then
just started the movie. It was Die Hard 2.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm going to let him rock. Yeah. Let him
cook. Die Hard 2 is good. I'm going to let him cook.
Let him cook. He's like, oh, you like
the deep cuts, huh? He's like, yeah.
Like, all right, let's get
in a wreck together. When he stabs that dude with the
icicle? Come on. Oh, yeah. icicle come on yeah when the cops come for that
they're gonna be so confused he's like this man carl he's like handing you popcorn in the back
we did not talk we did not talk i just like silently nodded i was like i'm gonna let this
happen we'll see where this goes i remember i put a a TV screen in my Honda Prelude when I was in college.
And in the most brute force way, because I had been pimp my ride-brained into being like,
you know what?
My dusty Prelude just needs a seven-inch screen on it with a DVD player.
And I would watch, the only DVD I kept on there was disc two of season two of Arrested
Development.
And I was just
watching arrested development like while driving and i was like what's up like i was picking up
people like a girl on a date and i was like yeah that's a right there she's like she gets it like
pretty good episode pretty good one and then she's like it's hot in here i'm like i can't actually
access the air conditioning control because the screen has been drilled onto that part of the
dashboard so we're gonna just have to roll the windows down mom but guess what you can get whatever you want a
cheesecake factory is weird the promotional video we'll link off to in the footnotes uh
it makes it seem like the so it's a father a wife and the passenger and two daughters in the back
and they're waiting in a drive-through and then they're like fuck this let's order dominoes and the only way
to do that of course is through the car right exactly stop waiting in line at drive-thrus
just to place an order use the dominoes app on apple carplay instead dominoes yes
and say goodbye to the drive-thru with every tap.
Okay, what should we get?
Ooh, pineapple!
Mushrooms!
Pepperoni!
Ah.
Order carry-out on the go using the Domino's app.
Now on Apple CarPlay.
No different than your phone.
I don't know.
None at all.
No difference whatsoever.
And like, if you're going to be safe,
you're not driving and ordering the fucking thing. So use phone there's a giant unforced error in this in that they edit it to make it seem like
the driver is ordering it while driving driving his whole family right edit to him ordering like
making the specific order on his car and i like it they're even like wait what do you want showing
like the features
of it but i'm like motherfucker your head is turned all the way around talking to your kids
back there being like oh what nope i know okay okay the fuck he's gonna kill that biker yeah his
wife is in the passenger seat the whole time like it seems like she should be able to yeah take care
of it yeah um but and he is in an su. So if he hit somebody, hit that biker,
there'd be almost no chance of survival.
And he's in the cop Ford Explorer too.
Great pick.
Yeah, he is in the cop Ford Explorer.
Yeah, one of those gets behind you and you're like,
come on, come on, man.
All right.
Well, Carl, truly a pleasure.
You know, I'm glad we got to the Domino's story.
With a foodie like yourself, I'm glad we got to the Domino's story with a foodie like yourself. I'm glad we got to the Domino's story.
Thank you. Taking on the fresh issues of the day as always, as ever.
Yes. Where can people find you and follow you?
at Carl Hess.
That's K-A-R-L-H-E-S-S.
My podcast about food and comedy
is called
Yelling About Pate.
That's at YapPod
on Twitter and Instagram.
Y-A-P-P-O-D.
And the aforementioned show,
Amuse Bouche,
pops up every few months
here in L.A.
That's at Amuse Bouche L.A.
on Instagram.
Post all info there. Lots of fun food pictures and people
doing perrons right to the face top perron content on instagram oh man i mean i gotta come out i love
everything about what i'm hearing please come please come we'll do it i'll bring the baja blast
would you allow miles into the party because it's mild yeah because he's a tastemaker and an
influencer there's just a random guy off the street i'd be like it's a hard no i'm calling
i'm calling the robot dogs and i'm calling the vigilantes get this guy out of here i brought
my own and this is my date michelle tandler she's got a type 15 on the unhoused crisis in l.a
we're allowed to do the stand-up too right
yeah exactly you start singing during it you can start singing you're allowed to start singing at
my show in fact i encourage it okay great can they start doing their own comedy while you are
doing comedy that's the yeah i start doing crowd work to counter what's on the stage
hey so where are you from man what the the newest in heckling technology you start doing a different
your own work set in yeah with just within the show and just yeah like because you're like watch
i'm funnier than this all right i'm bringing the house lights up we've gone too far or you do the
thing where you're like you're finishing punch lines like is like how like sometimes when people
love rap like you can kind of hear a punch line coming like in a rap verse or they're like for a stand-up like just beating them to it they're like dude what the fuck
you're at the jim gaffigan show just going pop tarts the second he gets on stage
um is there a work of media you've been enjoying you know uh i i've really been enjoying the simple pleasures in life,
with that being Instagram videos where cats are meowing super loud.
It's like this whole genre of like cats with like weird or like super voluminous meows.
And now most of my algorithm is that that and domesticated raccoons.
I'm a big domesticated raccoon guy. Shouldn't be illegal in california we're gonna need a whole other show to talk about
that yeah but a lot of good domesticated raccoon content on instagram and i'm loving every minute
of it yeah i like uh there i remember i was watching a guy on youtube who had like a fucking
like 10 of these raccoons would come in his house. They have tiny hands. They can be like your little butler.
They can bring you stuff.
They got hands.
It's like having a dog and a cat mix that has hands.
I mean, put them to work, put them to work.
I don't need a robot dog.
I just need eight well-trained raccoons
for my new complex out in the woods.
Yeah, to fight the feral hogs.
And to help me farm.
Miles, where can people find you?
Is there a work of media you've been enjoying?
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram
at milesofgray.
You can also find Jack and I
on our basketball podcast,
Miles and Jack on Mad Boosties.
And also, 420 Day Fiance,
which is coming back very soon
with Sophia Alexander and I.
I don't really have any.
I haven't looked on the internet
enough to know anything that's good.
I don't have anything to share.
I feel like Tim Robinson in that I think you should leave
sketch. What's your favorite viral video?
That one?
Actually, search this.
Bozo the Clown Redubbed.
That's coming back. Yeah, in May. Ohzo the Clown Redubbed. Yeah, that's coming back.
Yeah, in May.
Oh, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Exciting times.
Yeah.
Tweet, I enjoyed Rax King.
At Rax King is dead.
Tweeted, I'm always skeptical when people call the Bible the greatest story ever told.
Like, have you ever seen Roadhouse?
You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore o'brien you can find us on
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off to the information that we talked about in today's episode as well as a song that we think
you might enjoy hey miles what song do you think people might enjoy just just more
sample based beats uh this time this is from an australian artist who goes by the moniker traffic
island t-r-a-f-f-i-k island and this track is called the pyramids and again it just feels like
i don't know like aussie dj shadow or something if you like dj shadow you're gonna like this shit
uh this is called the pyram. It's fucking great to
have on and just, you know,
instrumental music, but with
a spooky funk to it.
Spooky funk. We will link
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