The Daily Zeitgeist - hOw HArRiS tALk gUd? A Conspiracy Theory 09.24.24

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

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For my overrated, underrated stuff, I brought some new Halloween things to report on for you guys. Yeah, you definitely, I remember it was your passion about it that kind of, I think, triggered Jax to then only get like the sort of tertiary peripheral. I go by Jax now, by the way. Oh, excellent, excellent. Excellent. He wears a leather jacket with a pop collar.

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Actually, you could not have told you what it is. If that's correct, great. I had no idea what the fuck Yeah, it's just it looks like poached cherries and then with brandy and syrup and then someone later put ice cream on top very very grandma dish not for me At a time when people were uncomfortable if they weren't actively getting drunk if the thing they were putting in their body wasn't getting them fucked up in some way. Can you put some brandy on this sandwich? What about on this sandwich? Does poached cherries mean the pits are taken out?

Poaching is usually putting in liquid. Right, okay. Yeah, but I'd imagine you'd pit them also. Yeah, you're like, no, I like the pit nice and soft from the long poaching process. Damn. I gotta say, No, I like the pit nice and soft from the long poaching process. Yeah, I got to say the absolute balls of cherry's jubilee to show up on punctuation's day. I mean, this is we all know this is punctuation. Yeah, the day the day I like that people are giving punctuation room to breathe.

We're look, we're not monsters here. We know what what day this is anyways shout out to periods question marks And exclamation points. Yeah, the big ones the big dog posh rupees Do apostates count as yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I Wow, I've not fucking hate apostrophes, man. I do. I do not like apostrophes because I have one in my last name and it is a pain in the ass. Anyways. My name is Jack O'Brien, aka. We can drive around this town with the whale head that

I found. I swear the whale was already dead when we got to the beach. Hey Kennedy, I'm a Kennedy. That is courtesy of Andrew at Bohemian Rap City on the discord. Okay. Nope. On Twitter, actually, that was sent along the old fashioned way. Yeah. By Raven, basically on Twitter.

Clapin birds. I appreciate it. At Bohemian Rap City, one of my favorite Twitter names also. So well done. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. It's Miles Gray, AKA. A new scandal flew around the coupe for I'm awake.

I'm used to this refrain. It once drove me insane in Southern Manitoba, quite like central Florida. Right guys make big swings, but I ain't troubled. They intimidate me. Who? No, no, no. They intimidate you. You know, no, no. They intimidate you. Well, then you should go. Oh, still do. Yeah, yeah. November and quite that far ahead. Well, then you should go God damn. Oh, maybe last election ever.

Oh, all right. Shout out Halcyon Salad for that Frank Ocean. I had to bring it down a few keys so I could hit it with my falsetto range. Really? That's how you were up there, man. That was well done. Don't do you nothing. No, the original version. Oh, I probably could.

Look, bro, you know, look, shout out. Check out my cover band, my Frank Ocean cover band, Francis C. Whenever you have a chance, we're always playing at the like he doesn't even try it live, you know, does he? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've seen one version where I was like, oh, OK. And other versions, I'm like, maybe not. Right. And then we're going to find out tomorrow. Why? Because you're not going to have a voice.

Yeah. I'm like, yeah, exactly. I'm going to sound like fucking Super Dave Osborne. Yeah. The second Super Dave Osborne reference, voice reference in as many days. Albert Brooks's brother. Yeah. We're going to keep it going tomorrow. Albert Einstein. So that's something you can look forward to.

Do you want more obscure facts? Miles, we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by one of our favorites, one of your favorites, a stand-up comedian, writer, producer, podcaster who you know from lady to lady. She performed everywhere from a basement in Weisberg, Kentucky to the stage of the Kennedy Center.

It's Brandi Posey. Brandi. Hey. Speaking of liquid. Cleaning up all this glass from all these broken, you broke all these things over here. Thank you. What was that movie?

It was like a tornado flew around in there. Splash. Isn't that like a thing in Splash where she shatters all the glass from talking because her voice is so high pitched. Anyway, that was up there with QuickSand. As a problem, I thought I was going to have to be dealing with as an adult based on these movies. Glass shattering. Yeah.

Glass shattering because of high pitch noise or bad sounding music or yeah. Yeah. They loved that. Do you think Mariah Carey is that they had? Yeah. I think it's in Splash. Yeah. I want to believe it is. I mean, God, I'm such a fan of Darryl Hannah. So. Do you guys feel like Mariah Carey has ever,

like her assistants have ever had to like fake shatter glass around her because of her voice? Just to like reinforce it. I mean, as someone who has that kind of range, she's probably, you know, her and Ariana Grande, probably can get up there with those whistle tones. Yeah, yeah. But that would be funny.

Like, did you, did you get the fucking breakaway glass? She's yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm going to have to break a real pain in glass again. Once in a while. Yeah, my hands all cut up from punching the window. Damn. Whoa. Look, look, look. Oh, my hands weeding, too, and a completely unrelated note.

Probably not from putting it through a pane of glass anyway. Yeah. I am Googling has no is ever broken glass. And according to PBS Learning Media, even resonance produced by sound waves can cause a material to break such as when a glass goblet is shattered by sound. It is not made up folks. It's real. Take it seriously. A sufficiently high note, R, write, research,

also a sufficiently high note can break glass, according to this person on Reddit. And that's all we can trust because the Google AI doesn't know how many Rs are in strawberry. You should see that. You can't successfully answer how many Rs are in strawberry because they're all in there. Oh yeah, I saw someone like arguing with it.

Yeah. Yeah. Y'all we, yeah, let's move on to other things. It's given me a number of wrong answers lately. It's just not great. It came out. We were like, this is bad, but like probably buggy. And they just like dropped it too early.

And then it's like since continued to be bad because it's just they don't have the technology to crawl that many results and get the right answer. It's gonna be fun to tell our kids and nieces and nephews and stuff later, like 20 years now. Yeah, the internet used to have the answers. Yeah, right, right, right. Used to be able to find them. But now it's buried buried under auto, auto finds.

This is your friend who is going to tell you confidently the wrong answer. Yeah. So basically like what it was like before the first five years of the internet. Yeah. The internet is just a guy at the bar now. Yeah. Right. Or being in sixth grade. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like that's just where we're going to go revert to. It's like, I don't know. Someone told me that. You mean like you really think Richard Gere did that with a bunch of gerbils? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I do? Like that's just where we're gonna go revert to it's like I don't know someone told me that you like You really think Richard Gere did that with a bunch of gerbils? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I do I do think that I'm a truth around that one We need one of those signs that Twitter And Taco Bell is health food.

Yeah. Brandi, the Kennedy Center, I just wanted it to be clear. That was when you performed on the stages of the Kennedy Center, that was the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Center. Yes, absolutely. It actually was a dumpster behind his house full of bones. You'd be surprised. Yeah.

I just want to make sure it wasn't the Washington, DC one named after Kennedy, the 90s VJ from MTV. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, on Fox. Now on Fox. Yes. One of our greats.

Yes. Yeah. Her Kennedy Center is actually just a cyber truck that people also think is a dumpster. Right. That's right. All right, Brandi, we are thrilled to have you back. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about. We're going to talk about Mark Robinson's staff.

Again, we have these characters that we know are real because they're being reported on in the media, like the undecided voter, who is the star of the mainstream media right now. And it's there like, we just don't have enough information about Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. But this is another kind of mythical figure that is hard for my brain to make sense of. And that is the Mark Robinson staffer who knew what we all knew heading in to become starting to work on his staff and has finally had it after the latest scandal,

the porn commenter forum. That's what broke him. Got it. Yeah. Cool. Also, we're going to have an update on the polling that I talked about yesterday, which miles as an expert poll reader or somebody who doesn't just read poll and say, this confirms the thing I saw on Tik Tok in some Tik Tok interviews like me. He he's better. He has a little more nuance to shed on that. Just anything with NYT in front of it? I got to go, hmm? Yeah. I'll check that.

But Miles, it has an A plus next to it and I love grades. Okay. Well, yeah, me too. That is funny that they know their audience when they're using grades to grade the polling. Right, right, right. Exactly. We get an A plus. A 1600 on our SATs. Like, whoa, okay.

Very specific to an age and socioeconomic bracket. That's right. We're going to talk about the latest conspiracy theory to explain how Kamala Harris is continuing to string sentences together that seem like they were like planned out and thought through and grammatically make sense. Uh, we're, we're going to talk about that. They, cause they've kind of solved it. Let's be, let's be honest.

Yeah. They've cracked the code. You've been, you've been exposed. You've been exposed. Kamala, Kamala, the Kamala. The Kamala. Thank you. All of that, plenty more.

But first, Brandi, we do like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are? Yeah. So this is an interesting time of year here in Los Angeles where it's like technically fall now, but it's still hot. But I like to try to get into spooky season a little bit. So I just try to like Google for my TV, like the best fireplace videos that I can find. And at night I just throw up a fireplace.

I don't like watch a lot. I just don't watch a lot of TV. I just mostly just listen to podcasts while I'm like working around my house or whatever. But I like a little fake fireplace on all the time. And now we've got a real variety. I remember back in the day where it used to just be one fireplace on Netflix. The Yule log.

Yeah, that was it. That one Yule log. Now there's live fireplaces of all different kinds. There's Christmas ones. There's Halloween fireplaces. There's just ones with a tasteful fall pumpkin. So I got a bookmark list. Fireplace inside tasteful fall pumpkin or tasteful fall pumpkin thrown into fireplace,

or it is just a video of a pumpkin? We got them all. I do. Okay. You were underestimating the number of fireplaces that you can watch on YouTube. I feel like every time I have to inevitably, I'm like, okay, fine. I'm now subscribed to this streaming platform. Like each one kind of has their own thing too. Like Disney Plus has ones that are more thematic from movies. Then I think Paramount has one that's just sort of like, you know how like the Paramount opening card, the logo is sort of like this like mountain-esque scene

with like a lake in front of it. They've turned that into like a Yule log type video. So every, I think a lot of people know like we like looking at fire and feel like and just hearing the crackling of fire or being in a just peaceful environment because we don't have peace even in our own homes. So we need to augment it.

I've honestly wanted to pivot my career to be known as the person that makes these videos. Like I really want to become a fireplace, a tour creator. So I'm just putting that out there. I'm trying to manifest that for myself. Oh, shit, I should do that this year. Yeah. Just go live on YouTube, bro.

I'm like, yo, dude, I got a fucking half quarter wood, man. We're about to fuck up the carbon dioxide levels in this area. You ready? Let's go. Hell yeah. Make pennies. Make pennies off that video. Come on. I know. Like, shout out to all three of you, two of my cell phones that I have tapped into this feed and my mom for being here. Yeah. What do you say we poke this thing? And also you add a little adventure to it.

Also, I haven't cleaned my flu or fireplace in years. Yeah. What are those sparks? It's been called a fire hazard. Yeah. It's been told condemned by the city, but I call that hatin'. What hasn't been condemned by the city at this point? Right?

Thank you. What is something you think is underrated? Okay. So at Target this year, Target last year had a big Halloween display item that went viral. Oh, boy. It's happening. You guys know about Lewis? You guys know about Lewis from last year? Yeah, yeah. We do. The pumpkin head? Yeah. Like kind of a bitch, Lewis.

Yeah, yeah. Kind of like was a... Brought this ass. Yes. So just for people, I want to give people who don't know the proper context, Brandi is our foremost Halloween yard decoration, kind of trend reader, expert. She told us about the giant 12 foot skeletons

when that was just becoming a thing. I am conducting this entire episode in an athletic stance, ready to sprint out to my local store and purchase some of whatever brand is about to put us on to because they're going to sell out, folks. They're going to get the TDZ bump and they're going to sell out. You know, get there fast. You guys should go too. So you're saying last year was Lewis.

Last year was Lewis a target and this year And I haven't really seen anybody talking about him yet, so I might be breaking this. Oh shit They have a Reaper whose name is Bruce Bruce Does a little rap? What a rapping Reaper hold on hold on me see I'm a playing him for you guys. Here, let me see if I have this clip. My name is Bruce and I'm about to cut loose. So maybe come and listen to me.

I like to scare, I don't care. I'm a regal with flair, bringing chills every Halloween. Okay. Yeah, he's funky. Oh shit. Is there another verse? Nope, he's just got one verse. Okay, bringing the funk flex drop.

That's called motherfucking bars, nigga! You know nothing about this! Wow, wow. Bruce is in these streets cuttin' loose. I've never met a Halloween yard decoration that seems like he fucks before. Yeah. Bruce totally fucks. Bring it on.

It's very good. Halloween. How tall is Bruce? What are we looking at? He's eight feet. Eight feet. Big boy. Eight foot.

Wrapping reaper. Bruce is loose. Yeah. Bruce is loose. Interesting that they went with Bruce. Wow. Why? I like it because to me that also implies

that there is like a failed, this was a pitch process to try to beat Lewis. Yes, right. So there's rejected ideas that we've never, you know, I wanna know about those. There's a whole thing that's called like Lewis and Friends is like, that's like the brand of this thing. It's like the Lewis and Friends Bruce Skeleton.

Lewis and Friends cinematic universe. Yeah, 100%. We're living in their fucking world now. They're trying to build this out, okay. Because now there's a new Rockabilly. Wow, they got one with a guitar, like a ZZ Top, like Flying V. He's for racists.

Yeah. Yeah. And then, yeah, the Bruce one has Bruce one has the definitely the most swag. I got to say. Wait, what is the rockabilly wolf man? He's just got like a pinstripe, pinstripe suit. Sleeveless, orange bones. Yeah.

He's this guy fucks too. I mean, this one definitely fucks also. But I'm not I'm more of a rapper than like a rockabilly type dude. See, this guy is definitely doing cocaine. The Lewis and Friends 70 inch. Leslie Fox also, but I'm not. I'm more of a rapper than like a rockabilly type dude. See, this guy's definitely doing cocaine. The Lewis and Friends 70 inch. But that's only a 70 inch right here. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Got pumpkin head, skeleton body and flying the guitar. Yeah. Yeah. With a bat at the head and the tuning head. All right. OK. Wait. And now let's see. But for the little foot free. What is this fucker like to say when you light him up? Here is the debut track from this literal bag of bones. Wow. So glad you really adored this rockin' gourd tonight.

To you in the afterlife. Ha ha ha ha absolutely. Pumpkin rocker Billy is definitely. Oh yeah. Was at the Diddy parties. But it's all like, depending on like what kind of failed musician you have in your family, you might have a failed rapper uncle, you might have a failed rocker uncle, and it's like, yeah, Halloween!

You're like, all right, thanks, Bruce. Uncle Bruce or whatever you're called. Bruce should be the name of the rocker. I don't know, for some reason, like Louis was the perfect name for that kind of caddy bitch from last year, who I love by the way. I just like, I think he would admit he's kind of a caddy bitch, but. Oh, he'd be the first.

Yeah. Absolutely. But Bruce like just feels off for me for the rapper. I just maybe, maybe is it, has there been a rapper named Bruce before? Well, he, it had to rhyme with Cut Loose. I think that's how they started. I think that's where it came from. That's right.

He has a name to rhyme with, Bruce. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, yeah, I guess I can hang with Bruce. Yeah. In person, he's pretty fun. The rest of them didn't really light anything up in me, but Bruce, seeing him in person,

he really comes alive to perform. He really feels it. Yeah. Yeah. The rockabilly guy just turns at his waist back and forth. Some rhythm guitarists, that is the extent of their stage persona. So I appreciate it. Yeah Yeah, you like you on rhythm guitar, dude. You're not the star man. Don't really hurt it. You're not the star. Oh man

What brandy is something you think is overrated? Okay, so my overrated this year is Joanne fabrics has their own answer to the 12 foot skeleton They have an eight foot animated skeleton that speaks three languages. Oh. Yeah, and it's not good though, because the writing on the skeleton, the writing on its phrases are really bad. Like these are several of its phrases.

I haven't been able to find a video of this yet, but one of its phrases is, uh-oh, we woke up grandpa again. Somebody better get him some candy. What the fuck? Yeah. And Joanna's like proud of this thing, put it out there. I'm like, no, it ain't correct.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. First of all, I was going to say this about the, the Rockaville guys, that it sounded like they put a gun to somebody and said, make up a saying like now on the spot. Like it sounds very poorly thought through and just like, and it has to rhyme. But this is, this really sounds like someone was already talking and they were like, turn that sentence you're saying into something that a skeleton would say. Yeah.

And they landed the plane very badly. Dude, this is- Joe Biden was the person they did that to. This is AI. This is some AI shit, dude. It feels like AI, right? A human, a person with a brain and any shred of creativity would be like, okay, what would a fucking skeleton say? And it comes up with, please come in and stay a while. Watch out

for my spider collection. I let them out for a little exercise. If you wouldn up with, please come in and stay a while. Watch out for my spider collection. I let them out for a little exercise. If you wouldn't mind, please help me get them back in their box. Wow, the fuck? Another one. I do enjoy a good game of hide and seek, but it's been devilishly difficult

to find somewhere large enough to hide. Do you mind throwing a blanket over me? See, it's giving you assignments at the end that really fuck it up. Like the first part was just like uninspired, but like, yeah, get the fucking, the spiders back in the box was like, wait, why did they think that they were, were they told that they had to have a call to action, like an advertisement, the advertising world got involved and were like, so you're going to want to give the kids walking by a call to action. Yeah, exactly.

It's also these phrases are too long. Because they're just so wordy. They're so wordy, you're walking by with your kids and you're like, skeleton is talking about spiders. I'm just going to keep going and then he's just talking to no one. At least like the gulped out rockabilly one was like yeah This motherfucker says welcome to my stylish haunted home I can't take all the credit for its trendy appeal the maniacal banshee in the closet deserves some praise

Wait, is that real? The one you just did? I'm reading this awesome motherfucking Joanne Fabric promotional. Again, they're trying to build lore into this. They all want to create their own Halloween decoration, shared cinematic universe. It's fucking crazy. The banshee and the cloth. Like it really is the. Is that even a thing from like literally, like literally like our banshees associate? I thought they like are get people to crash into the rocks and shit.

Yeah. I thought banshees just like hung out and like the. Or allowed and shit. Not like, Oh, you've got a. Yeah. It's like having a conversation with someone like that. You just immediately want to get out of the conversation where they're like, Oh, well, I can't take all the credit for this thing.

My aunt. And you're like, Oh my God, what's the fuck? Like, how did I just like immediately get into like, yeah. Hey, why don't you hang out? Sorry about my pubic hair collection. My fan knocked over the cardboard box that they were all in and it blew them all around the house. Do you mind helping me gather them and putting them back in the box?

What? I know that's not true because that's very funny. Just the weirdest thing, like, yo, is this motherfucker got a cardboard box full of loose pews? The fuck? Like, damn, all right. It's disgusting, but also impressive.

But also like, damn, dude, all right, at least you got like some kind of weird interest from your friend over here, the sliders and the banshee in the closet. Yeah. Yes, well, I can't take all the credit is like such a wild way to open a paragraph that you're going to say at someone. I know. I like found this one and it's been making me very angry thinking, how dare you even

like put this in the large skeleton oeuvre. It's just so bad. How many writers are unemployed right now that would have been able to punch up this skeleton? Dude, I just came up with box full of pubes. That's a fucking throwaway, Joanne. Exactly. Fucking return my calls and stop hitting me with cease and desist and restraining orders. It really reminds me of the, I think you should leave sketch the like the bones are their money and dad, dad, dad. Yeah.

Totally. They came from underground. Yeah. I'm just trying to see I'm prompting an AI and it even has more bone puns. Even in like a chat GPT. Yeah. Like it doesn't even do the things you expect it to. Yeah. There's not a lot of mention of bones or skeletons or

skulls or any number of things that you would pun. Yeah. A short little pun off of this would be great. God damn. Welcome to my home. Watch your step. I wouldn't want you to break a bone, but if you do, you can borrow one of mine. That's the best one. Yeah, that's the best. And it's pretty fucking bad. Yeah. Yeah. Each one, I get anxiety,

like as when the sentence is halfway over because I'm like, where what? Like you can hear the brain behind this struggling to get to the end of the assignment. Right. The assignment is skeleton puns. It like this is this. Okay. I asked chat GPT, I said, come up with some fun quotes, a friendly skeleton would say to welcome you into their home on Halloween. And here's one. It says, Ah, I've seen you've made it past the shadows. Fear not for I'm a skeleton with a knack for hospitality. Step right in and let's make this Halloween one to die for. No tricks, just plenty of bone chilling tree.

These are actually better. It's actually better. That's better. How? Better also sucks. No. It's like that must have been the first draft and then they gave it to the world's worst writers room to like punch it up and they punched it down.

Like, because there's not even puns. It's just like referencing weird, spooky shit. Like even this other one would be like, I'm dead tired is what an AI came up with. And this one's like, hey man, you see my fucking spiders? Like what? What? You guys know how to- Let me give you, you know what fucking spiders? Like what? You guys know. Let me give you, you know what kids love?

Homework. Let me give you some homework. Throw a blanket over me for some reason. Hurry up. Pick up my spiders. You want to help me clean? Your grandpa's freezing. Wake him up.

Give him candy. I don't know. Fuck, kids. Just fucking leave me alone. I don't know. Fuck. Is it hell? All of those shit. That would be a funnier one. I don't know. Fuck. All of those shit.

That would be a funnier one. I don't know. Fuck. I don't know. Fuck energy coming off. This is so strong. No, that's what I'm talking about. Overpowering.

I mean, I'm sure anyone with a little bit of technical know-how, like you could probably just put in your own, like record your own quotes and override whatever the internal memory is. Anyway, hackers, help us do that. So I can have one that says, look, I don't know. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please help us.

I know somebody knows how to do this. Somebody figure it out and let us know. I absolutely I'll buy one if that's the case. And then I'll just make my own. I feel like just like, yes, he says whatever you want it to. The rapping reaper named Bruce is like great, but I feel like I would be more entertained by the Joanne Fabrics animated skeleton that's like a bad improv person. Yeah.

Can I get a word location please? Can I get a word location? Grandpa and candy? Okay. Okay, good. It would be, yeah, like, it would be like one of those TikTok videos, like POV, like you're on a,

like you just came over to like a guy you met at house who does improv on Halloween. Yeah. And it's like, I do enjoy a good game of hide and seek. And you're like, bro, this shit is over. Yeah. I gotta go. Where are you going? Where are you going?

Where are you going? We're talking about hide and seek. Jesus. It's not even like a scary. Yeah. Where are you going? Where are you going? We were talking about hide and seek. Jesus. It's not even like a scary. Yeah. Anyways, let's take a quick break, and we'll come back and blow through some news stories, because that was way too fun. And yeah, we should just come back and talk more

about this Joanne Fabric's animated skeleton. There's a windmill on this fucker, man. But we are going to talk about some news. We'll be right back. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017 was murdered. There are crooks everywhere you look now. The situation is desperate. My name is Manuel de Lilla. I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere, a podcast that unearths the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into

a mafia state. And she paid the ultimate price. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. To listen to new episodes one week early and 100% ad free, subscribe to the iHeartTrueCrimePlus channel, available exclusively on Apple podcasts. This summer, the nation watched as the Republican nominee for president was the target of two assassination attempts, separated by two months. These events were mirrored nearly 50 years ago when President Gerald Ford faced two attempts on his life

in less than three weeks. President Gerald R. Ford came stunningly close to being the victim of an assassin today. And these are the only two times we know of that a woman has tried to assassinate a U.S. president. One was the protege of infamous cult leader Charles Manson. I always felt like Glenn Nett was kind of his right-hand woman. The other a middle-aged housewife working undercover for the FBI in a violent

revolutionary underground. Identified by police as Sarah Jean Moore. The story of one strange and violent summer. This is Rip Current, available now with new episodes every Thursday. Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Jay Shetty and welcome to On Purpose. I started this podcast to have real

conversations that help you live with more meaning, whether it's navigating relationships, working on your mental health or figuring out what you're truly here to do. This week, I welcomed back Dr. Andrew Huberman, a neuroscientist and professor at Stanford University, known for his insightful work on brain development,

neuroplasticity, and the intricate connection between the brain and body. Letting go and not trying to control everything, but also pushing oneself to be more resilient and tenacious and things of that sort. I feel like all of life is like that. All of life is about, yes, you need to take care of your physiology.

You need to get your sleep at night, but it's also okay to get a bad night's sleep every once in a while. It's okay to not do every protocol. In fact, it's encouraged to not do every protocol. The expectation on us is not perfection, right? It's being able to toggle between these different states. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Some people won't give you the real talk on drugs, but it's time we know the facts. Fentanyl is often laced into illicit drugs and used to make fake versions of prescription pills. You can't see it, taste it, or smell it.

Suppliers mix fentanyl into their products because it's potent and cheap, and the dealer might not even know. Keep yourself and others safe by knowing the real deal on fentanyl. Get the facts. Go to realdealonfentanyl.com. This message is brought to you by the Ad Council. I'm Carrie Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports, where we live at the intersection of sports and culture.

Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Caitlin Clark versus Angel Reese. I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Every great player needs a foil. I ain't really in here them boys. I just come here to play basketball every single day,

and that's what I focus on. From college to the pros, Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Angel Reese is a joy to watch. She is braggadocious. She is unapologetically black. I love her. What exactly ignited this fire?

Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? This game is only going to get better because the talent is getting better. Listen to the making of a rivalry, Caitlin Clark versus Angel Reese on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast,

or wherever you get your podcast. And we're back and the presidential election is only 42 days away, but during break we were still talking about this fucking skeleton. And apparently this fucker started the opening price. They were like, this thing is going to set the world on fire this Halloween. What did they price it at? $499.99. A steal. A steal.

But then that line struck through and what, you get it for the bargain basement price of- $180.00. They dropped it very, very fast. They're like, oh, okay, no one wants this. Got it. Oh, shit. That is wild. We're stuck. Oh, okay. No one wants this. Got it. Oh, you want 64% off? Yeah. Come through to Joanne where this shit will mumble nonsense at you in three. Like how good are even that? What is it? Like I'd imagine Spanish and French are probably

the other two languages because it's like a North American market. So who knows how bad if like, if the shit even translates, you know what I mean? Oh boy, oh boy. It does seem like it's badly translated from another language so maybe that's what's happening. You know what I mean? Maybe, yeah. Anyways. Truly insane.

It doesn't even list what fucking languages it is. No, it's, this skeleton frankly feels like a Psyop. Frankly, I don't. Yeah, right? It's the skeleton frankly feels like a Psy-Op, frankly. Yeah. Right. Wow. They'll talk about this on podcasts. Trust me. Yeah.

Just the right level of inane and completely nonsensical. I speak three languages, English, Yo Sabo, Spanish, and Trapanese. All right. Uh. Mark Robinson. So, at the end of last week, we were talking about how there's this big story about like, oh, some bad stuff about to drop out this guy. And we were like, worse? Like bad stuff about the bad guy? But anyways, it was additional bad stuff that they have like sourced to him when

he was commenting on a forum on a porn site, the, like the, the sourcing is really strong. Is it as strong as the sourcing of having him say it into a microphone on camera? Like some of the previous wild shit. Right, right, right. You know, I guess as equally as strong. But yeah, you line up all the details, you go, yeah, that's him. Yeah, that's the guy.

Yeah, that's for sure him. A lot of Joanne skeletons in his closet. That's for sure. Exactly. And they only speak one language, so unfortunately. But yeah, this is Mr. Sometimes People Gotta Die, when he was talking about political violence, the Holocaust denying the violent homophobia, some fucking MLK, hate and ass motherfucker just was caught out here. And in that, like in those comments, we touched on the previous episodes, you can listen to that one so you can kind of hear the full breakdown.

But like some of the highlights where he was like identifying as a black Nazi that he's like, we need he's like, I would buy slaves if I could now. And that he actually does. And despite his just violently transphobic comments, he does enjoy a bit of transgender porn himself. So I'm not sure which one of these revelations precipitated this exodus. But as of now, pretty much everyone on his staff has quit over this report, I guess. This is the straw that broke the camel's back. All right. No campaign manager, no finance people, no field directors, no nothing.

Apparently he found a new campaign manager, but it's probably whoever's in the jerk off booth next to him at that porn shop. He's like, hey, man, you want to run a campaign? He's like, yeah, just please, please stop talking to me for like 10 minutes. Let me enjoy my film. Exactly. But yeah, like none of the positions you need to actually have a functioning campaign. So what there's 41 days left. So this is pretty much the full on death

blow for a campaign that looked cartoonishly stupid and evil from the jump. Yeah. Because like now he's like down about 10 points to his opponent, Josh Stein. But yeah, it's that's I'm just like, always wondering because like you always see when like, people like certain conservatives, they get abandoned by other conservatives. And it's just like, they're like, it was that or it's just like, you were fine associating with someone who was like, like, with every fucking

problematic take you could ever like ever have. And like even had weird shit about George Soros being behind Boko Haram, like back when that shit was going on in Nigeria. Like he's been on the wrong side of everything now. Like, oh man, I didn't know he was transphobic, but then secretly liked transgender pornography. That, what do I do now?

Well, how can I abide? Or the man who said slavery is good. Yeah. You cannot stand a hypocr who said slavery is good? Yeah. I cannot stand a hypocrite. I can't. Yeah. I have to, I have to look out for myself in my career. I was just like looking at the LinkedIn for the guy who was his campaign manager.

Yeah. And he's just like, he's been working with this guy since 2021. So I could, I think he was like, look, bro, I'm, he, he was probably so calloused over like in terms of what he was sensitive to by being around this person But yeah, yeah, I guess he was like, oh, I can't have a job after this Yeah, if I was like well associating could I have all of their salaries than mine? I'll do their job Mark actually counter proposal. Um, how much money you saving now. Just give me that. I'll do it all. Jack Berkman is the guy's name.

And back on July 22nd, he tweeted, sources say that president Biden is receiving palliative care and has less than 24 hours to live. So he's that kind of conservative guy who's just spewing nonsense. That's his new, that's his new campaign manager. Yeah. Yeah. That's his new campaign manager. Yeah, that's his new. That's who stepped in. The new guy. Right. Jesus Christ. Watch out for my brain worm collection.

Right. Oh, yeah. It seems to have spilled out. Along with my pubic hair collection, would you mind getting on all fours and helping me to retrieve them? Oh no. This has gone back to the, I don't like it anymore. Yeah, I know, I know, too real, too real.

But at least JD Vance. Oh, so here's the other thing, right? Like, I think the big question is how will this affect Trump? Because what's the Trump of it all? Will this matter? I mean, cause he was basically handpicked by Donald Trump, right? And he was the one who's like, this guy's like MLK on steroids. I love it. Vigorously endorsed. Now, anyway, Trump had a rally in Wilmington, North Carolina over the weekend, and Robinson

was not invited to the rally. His existence wasn't even acknowledged by Trump, who famously loves to talk about how he knows black people. So has he somehow resisted that urge and kind of got through his rally without ever acknowledging it? J.D. Vance, though, really cool, really cool guy. You should always ask pointed political questions to like or not even pointed a simple one. Like, do you believe Mark Robinson? Like when he says those are not his posts?

Here's JD Vans. Just fucking just killer, dude. Just absolutely came to the defense. Yeah. Do you believe him that those were not his posts? I don't not believe him. I don't believe him. I just think that you have to let these things sometimes

play out in the court of public opinion. What's that? Yeah. Get here a little bit louder. A little bit louder. Here you go. Do you believe it when he says it? I don't not believe him.

I don't believe him. I just think that you have to let these things sometimes play out in the court of public opinion. So we just need to see if it's palatable enough for the voting. I certainly am not going to weigh in on this. If I don't, we'll see if it matters to other fucking creeps. And that is called leadership. Yeah. but he said I don't I mean I don't know if this is a subconscious slip. He said I don't not believe him. I don't believe him. I

Said all of them so I'm technically right at some yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've never texted him anything technically right at some point. Yeah. Yeah. I've never texted him anything. I said none of them. So yeah, basically I can't, you can't get me in trouble. And there I won that exchange just like you did when he organically took his kids grocery shopping was like, you know, these fuckers eat 17 eggs every morning.

First of all, it was a claim he made about his kids. And then was like in Kamala Harris, like the price when she entered the White House of eggs was like buck 99 per dozen. And now it's four ninety nine. And he was standing in front of a sign. Don't look behind me. Ninety nine. Yeah. Yeah. Don't look behind me. Hey, shut the fuck up. OK.

Hey, what's that sign say? We're eggs, tuna. Shut the fuck up, man. They're $4.99 or something like 50 bucks, I think. Yeah. Look at my eyeliner instead. Yeah. And yet recent polling from A plus poll coming out of the New York Times says that they are surging in North Carolina, Arizona.

As I talked to Miles about offline, my dumb ass, I watched a video where a TikTok influencer interviewed people at the Arizona State Fair. I recognized it's not scientific, just seeing person after person be like, Trump, Trump all the way. They were like, who do you vote for, Trump or Kamala? They looked at them like they couldn't believe they were even

asking the question before saying Trump. And that was just designed to give me election anxiety. Designed to make liberals, anyone to the left of the Republican Party quake. They're like, dude, look how many people said they vote for Trump at this very conservative event. Very conservative population. But I mean, no, like that New York Times poll, right?

It has, I think it's important to note that like, it's not completely off, but I think it's also important to look at like the underlying methodology because I've seen a lot of other pollsters sort of critique the New York Times, CNN poll, sort of like how they put it on. And like you even mentioned, it tends to skew more like in line with how conservative polls are,

but not necessarily like completely like an outlier. With all that said, you just look like recently, I was listening to this other pollster talk, I believe it was on like the Midas Touch, like they had like a live stream thing it's named Simon Rosenberg. And he was talking about how the GOP has like focused a ton of resources in polling in North Carolina specifically recently there's like, like in the last week or 10 days, they've they've put out about five polls from like

GOP pollsters that are heavily favoring Trump, because that is a way this is the thing that that he mentions this is something they did in 2022 for the midterms, release a shitload of Republican polls that end up pushing the averages overall, and give the appearance of things maybe slightly breaking for Republicans. As we remember, those midterms did not, it was not a red wave, they barely got a majority in the house, and lost a ton of like legislative races, Governor Manchin races, etc. So knowing that, I think it's also important to point out that New York Times poll, they tend to over sample Republicans because they don't want to do the thing that a lot of people

are like, shit man, we've got to really make sure there's enough weight for Republican opinions. Avoiding what happened in 2016. Yeah, because you don't want to get sucker punched. But then when you look at the respondents, only 22% of the respondents for this poll identified as very or somewhat liberal 75% of the respondents were either conservative very conservative or moderate which right now I don't know what the fuck that even was anymore

so there's like a lot of like salt to be taken here and also like they it's skewed more in like They tended to ask more people in rural areas than cities and things like that. But again, I think it does show at the very least, like it's gonna be close because the, even like the independent polls, it's not like Harris is running away with it. It's just like, it's just time.

It's just more like their level. Yeah. Well, especially not after we find out about what's being called teleprompter gate by the right. What a clever name. Yeah. I actually just made it up, but oh, I was gonna say it's been a minute since we had a new gate. So yeah, I need that new gate real quick. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, so like we talked about on Monday that there's a, like a bias built into these polls intentionally because polling has so frequently favored the, you know, democratic candidate or at least polling conducted by the New York Times.

And then there's also these intentionally right leaning polls that are also biased. So you can get like a skewed result eventually. But I'm still scared because of the video. I don't mean that to be like, yeah, dust yourself off. And I know that's just water ice on your pants, Jack, but let's just, let's get it together for a moment. But no, I mean, I think at the end of the day, I think every, there's not one pollster is like, oh, this thing's in the bag. It's like this shit's gonna be tight. But if but we'll know early on, it will probably know sooner rather than later in the day how much people should be, you know, preparing their goblets. Absolutely shitting themselves.

All right, let's, let's take a quick break. And we'll be right back. Alright, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017 was murdered. There are crooks everywhere you look now. The situation is desperate. My name is Manuel de Lilla. I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere, a podcast that unearths the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. And she paid the ultimate price. Subscribe to the iHeartTrueCrimePlus channel, available exclusively on Apple Podcasts. nearly 50 years ago when President Gerald Ford faced two attempts on his life in less than three weeks. President Gerald R. Ford came stunningly close to being the victim of an assassin today.

And these are the only two times we know of that a woman has tried to assassinate a U.S. president. One was the protege of infamous cult leader Charles Manson. I always felt like Lynette was was kind of his right hand woman. The other, a middle-aged housewife working undercover for the FBI in a violent revolutionary underground. Identified by police as Sarah Jean Moore. The story of one strange and violent summer. This is Rip Current, available now with new episodes every Thursday. Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Jay Shetty and welcome to On Purpose. I started this podcast to have real conversations that help you live with more meaning, whether it's navigating relationships, working on your mental health, or figuring out what you're truly here to do. This week, I welcomed back Dr. Andrew Huberman, a neuroscientist and professor at Stanford University, known for his insightful work on brain development, neuroplasticity and the intricate connection between the brain and body. Letting go and not trying to control everything, but also pushing oneself to be more resilient and tenacious and things of that sort. I feel like all of life is like that. All of life

is about, yes, you need to take care of your physiology. You need to get your sleep at night. But it's also okay to get a bad night's sleep every once in a while. It's okay to not do every protocol. In fact, it's encouraged to not do every protocol. The expectation on us is not perfection, right? It's being able to toggle between these different states. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Some people won't give you the real talk on drugs, but it's time we know the facts. Fentanyl is often laced into illicit drugs and used to make fake versions of prescription pills. You can't see it, taste it, or smell it. Suppliers mix fentanyl into their products

because it's potent and cheap, and the dealer might not even know. Keep yourself and others safe by knowing the real deal on fentanyl. Get the facts. Go to realdealonfentanyl.com. This message is brought to you by the Ad Council. I'm Carrie Champion,

and this is season four of Naked Sports, where we live at the intersection of sports and culture. Up first I explore the making of a rivalry Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. I know I'll go down to history people are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Every great player needs a foil. I ain't really in here them boys I just come here to play basketball every single day and that's what I focus on. From college to the pros Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Angel Reese is a joy to watch. She is braggadocious. She is unapologetically black. I love her.

What exactly ignited this fire? Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? This game is only going to get better because the talent is getting better. Listen to the making of a rivalry, Caitlin Clark versus Angel Reese, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And we're back. And so we do want to just catch up with the latest conspiracy theories coming out of the right specifically. You know, they're trying to explain how Kamala Harris can string sentences together. It has been baffling experts and scientists for months now after the election up to this point has given us two people who were incapable of coherent thought and, uh, you know,

noticeable logic train that translates from one sentence to the next. Here comes Kamala Harris and she can do those things. And so people trying to figure this out. What, what the fuck is going on here? There's gotta be some trick, right? Yeah, I mean, it has to, it can't just be that she's nearly 20 years younger than Donald Trump. No, no, no, no, no.

What's the fucking secret? Yeah, what is the... Shh. No bear, sticky water. She's the only candidate who looks like they have drank water in the last 20 years. Joe Biden is the least water drinking looking human other than maybe Donald Trump. Yeah. Right.

And JD Vance has admitted he's a racist, a diet Mountain Dew drinking freak. So yeah, that's his water. Yep. Yep. Yep. And he said that was, he said, and they're probably going to say that's racist because it is. That's how I identify. But all right. So the latest right-wing conspiracy is that she is reading off the teleprompter and their evidence is a photo from behind the scenes of

the Oprah interview that Kamala Harris did where there's clearly a teleprompter visible on the set. So, yeah, I don't know. What's next? Cameras? Lights? Yeah. Action? It's funny too, because it's in Oprah's eye line. I mean, there might be another one too, but it's like that's... Have you ever been on a set?

That's just around. I know, that's so stupid. It's like anyone who understood, like, read the fucking text. It's like the who understood like read the fucking text. It's like the fight for the American. It's like clearly Oprah's whatever opening line she's gonna say or is it but whatever like I know it's like Donald Trump doesn't use a teleprompter. It could be either. But either way, what I'm saying is, is a teleprompter completely disqualifying

because this motherfucker they love to get Trump on prompter and he uses tele they all use fucking teleprompter completely disqualifying? Because this motherfucker, they love to get Trump on prompter and he uses tele, they all use fucking teleprompters. But even in this instance. They're begging him to. I know, I know exactly. But yeah, I don't know. And like that's her edge is that she is, she has the discipline of reading line by line

versus Orange Poppy who just likes to just shoot off whatever he wants to at the mouth. The claim was made by Nick Sortor, who according to his Twitter bio is on scene covering stories MSM won't. And he is the same independent journalist who last year traveled to Maui to report on the wildfires in Lahaina

for Steve Bannon's War Room show. And yeah, I guess you could call him a war journalist, a war correspondent. the wildfires in Lahaina for Steve Bannon's War Room Show. I guess you could call him a war journalist, a war correspondent. He's used to some conflict. For instance, during his live report, a tearful local resident confronted him and accused him of exploiting the tragedy. Let me get this right, ran away and complained about being doxed. My God. Oh my God. Hold on. This moment is absurd

So he's talking to fucking Steve Bannon who's dying before our eyes and trying to spin You know like this tragic fire to something. I'll just I'll just let this play out like Bannon is in his like weird stinky closet recording and Sordor is, I guess, like, you know, in Maui. And this is how it all plays out. That was one of the questions that it's like I said, it's been burning in a lot of people's minds. So guys walking up behind him right now. He turned around. Hey, what's up Nick? I've been trying to reach you.

I'm gonna reach you not too on X. He looks so shook. He's like... He looks to the camera and he's like... trying to reach you. We're reaching out to you on X. He looks so shook. He's like he looks to the camera and is like, he looks like he got caught jerking off like in a target or something. This camera setup, nothing to see here. OK, go on. What victims?

OK, yeah. So this is this is victims. Have you seen this live right now? People actually track. They track me down. And you're saying in a tent, you said you're coming saying in a tent. You take resources. I'm not taking up any resources here.

Yes, you are. Nick is quick on his feet. Dude, I want to stay with it. He's doing that thing like shook, racist white people do is they think like videotaping. The other person will sound like, well, I'm videotaping you now so ignore everything I've done up to this point. He's like making eyes at the camera like do you believe this shit? Yeah can you believe this guy? This guy is this guy is quoting my own tweets back to me in terms of the reality I was presenting through my quote-unquote journalism. You see the devastation, you see the people. I can see you cheering up because you know, unless the guy.

No, you're you're fully emotional. Here you just. What? What a loser. Dude, he's walking away like a fucking. He just starts backing away and walking away and. Looking at the camera nervously. I do love that ban and it didn't cut away from this.

Yeah, Ben's like, let's see this. Let's see. This is raw. This is real, man. This is real. He's just not talking. He's like just trying to... He's just turning his back and ignoring the guy? So, what is your... This is real... Dude, this is where...'m getting I'm getting chases going on. The chase, it is also the slowest I've ever seen someone walk. Man, shut the fuck up. I'm getting I'm getting chases.

What's going on? This man had tears in his eyes asking if I've seen the devastation around me. What? Yeah, he goes on to say that he was doxed as you heard, suggesting that he feared for his safety and the experience was terrifying. Again, this guy being like, you're just here exploiting this tragedy and then dissolves into tears. Again, the show is literally called The War Room. This motherfucker acted like he was about to be murdered

when a guy who was literally crying spoke to him for like 20 seconds. It's really like you kind of have to see the video to see just how terrified and nervous he gets. Well, and also like just the mindset of these people who go in there to do quote unquote journalism, which is really just making fucking Kirkland signature level propaganda. That's like absolute nonsense. I shouldn't even know. I was like, I was like, I was like, damn, don't come for Costco like that. That's some Sam's Club shit he's doing. This is some, this is some Cisco systems type shit. But yeah, like, and then how immediately upon being faced with a react, the actual,

well, not actual, but like someone's lived experience that is completely countered to the fucking spin they're trying to do. It's like their brain melts like, fuck lived experience that is completely counter to the fucking spin they're trying to do. It's like their brain melts like, fuck, I don't know. I mean, if I spoke to this guy on his level, I would have to say I'm lying. And please leave me alone. I'm just doing a goof here. But instead, I have to act like I don't know what he's saying and moonwalk out of here and look at Steve Bannon who can't help me? I'm terrified.

Yeah, truly insane. Just I cannot understand how you can do this, like as a person. You know what I mean? I mean, it's just like really crazy. It's just attention. It's just you. Yeah, absolutely. It's the same thing as the polls, the intentionally right-leaning polls.

You get attention from the big right-wing media apparatus because they will elevate anything that tells them what they wanna hear, regardless of talent or anything. It's like, I want to be a comedian. Well, are you good enough? No. So I'm gonna go to Austin and try and get

Joe Rogan's attention. And maybe that will be my way in." And you're like, oh, good luck to you. Good luck to you. Good luck to you. Yeah. Anyway, so that's the guy behind the teleprompter conspiracy theory. It was shared by Donald Trump Jr., even though the words on the screen match what Oprah said during the broadcast, which, you know, would be, take like 10 seconds of Googling. That's how you use a teleprompter. It's just literally how you do it. Yeah. Also, if she was reading on teleprompter too, like, that's hard. Teleprompter work is difficult. Right. Yeah.

Especially if you're trying to make it seem genuine. Yeah. No, she was not. She has this weird ability to like answer questions and say things coherently and all in the same. Something ain't right, man. I saw her praying to an eight foot ghoul in her dressing room that was rapping. Now you might want to look into that. Yeah, I saw it through the window.

She got Bruce in her ear. That's what, that's what she was. And I'm here to rap. She starts saying that. She's like, shit, what are you putting in her earpiece? This is the wildest Halloween. I'm having a sleep. Vote for me. Brandy Posey, what a pleasure having you back on Daily Zeitgeist.

Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff? Yeah. I am at Brandazzle on Twitter and Instagram. Brandazzle is here on TikTok. Lady to Lady is my podcast for the last 12.5 years. We just had our 600th episode. Congratulations. Thank you. Feels good.

I have a comedy record label that I run called Burn This Records that is putting out work from comics that you may or may not have heard of and is like just trying to get them a more equitable deal in this industry because it's usually pretty garbage. So just trying to actually lead from an artist first place if possible. So yeah, follow the Burn This Records on Instagram and you can see all of our stuff that we have coming out. Amazing. Is there work of media that you've been enjoying? I'm actually going to plug one of my albums that I put out. Yeah. Do it.

There is an album that just came out a few weeks ago. It's called Burn This Pandemic. And it is 20 comedians doing pandemic material. And every sale of that album goes to SILA here in Los Angeles. So it's a charity album we did basically where everyone is just kind of like telling jokes about COVID that like, and it's, it's really cathartic to listen to because everyone has like a different take and it's just like a really fun, it was a really fun night of just doing this. And SILA is an organization that like takes care of like our houses, neighbors

here in Los Angeles and every dollar goes towards getting people new driver's licenses or birth certificates or their basic necessities whenever they get sweeped and that stuff gets taken away from them. So it's like all money going towards a good cause. Burn this pandemic, you can buy it wherever you buy albums. And yeah, it's really fun. And I'm real proud of it. So that would be it. Amazing. Yeah. Miles, where can people find you and is there real proud of it. So that would be it. Amazing.

Yeah. Miles, where can people find you and is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Twitter, Instagram, at milesofgray. If you like basketball, that's Miles and Jack, I'm at Boosty's. If you like mindless trash reality television, that's 420dayfiance. Come listen to me over there talking about 90dayfiance. Some tweets I like, at J Black is funny. It says, say what you want about the Cybertruck,

but it provides the service of telling you exactly the kind of person behind the wheel in a way that we haven't seen since the Hummer H3. Yeah. You're like, yeah, I remember that. So specific. Another one. Oh my gosh.

What'd you say? I have a Cybertruck, I have a tiny Cybertruck thing that I saw Cybertruck the other day outside of Bakersfield when I was driving back down from San Francisco a few weeks ago. It was wrapped, but on the wrap was a QR code. And I was like, God, I hit that code. Code took me to a site that said, help me pay for my Cybertruck, buy a t-shirt. And it was a guy that made AI t-shirts of puns

that he was selling to pay for a cyber truck. And they said things like, Darth Vapor and Leonardo DiCapiccino. And... What the fuck? Dude, dude. Yeah, so he's gonna lose his truck. Eventually the truck will be gone.

It will be a private anomaly. Fucking help me. Please, dude. Why the fuck did I do that? You're gonna take my truck. Buy my dark vapor shirt. It's got the QR code. Yeah, I like it. I was just screeching.

Another one, an at written by Jeff tweeted, sorry, I missed your text. I've been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible TV and thinking about how none of this matters. Let's get lunch soon. And finally at 40 square feet tweeted, have y'all ever had Vietnamese coffee? Like, of course they won that war. That shit will have jumping and bumping. America was like a bunch of 20 year olds on LSD. Yes, as people on the old yours crystals, bro They're not even on a rabbica beans y'all Some tweets I've been enjoying

Let's see Tannil at TA and I EL tweeted It took me a moment to realize the NYPD commissioner who was just rated by the feds is the NYPD Commissioner who succeeded the NYPD commissioner who was rated rated by the feds is the NYPD commissioner who succeeded the NYPD commissioner who was rated by the feds a few weeks ago and then resigned. So just to let you know how things are going in the Eric Adams administration. You can find me on Twitter at jack underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist

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which I really like the production on it and the vibe of it. And I think it's just got a nice, it's a groover. It's like a nice and easy one. It's not too heavy or nothing like that, even though it's called The Violence, but trust me, you will enjoy it. So this is the violence by a childish gambino. All right. We will link off to that in the footnote. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio for more podcasts.

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