The Daily Zeitgeist - Impeachment...Over?, Groundhogs dA.I. 1.31.20
Episode Date: January 31, 2020In episode 560, Jack and Miles are joined by Behind The Bastards / Worst Year Ever / It Could Happen Here podcast host Robert Evans to discuss the new emojis, impeachment updates, WHO declaring an int...ernational public health emergency over the coronavirus, scientists discovering why stress causes grey hair, Trump's wall falling apart due to wind, PETA wanting Punxsutawney Phil to retire, and more!FOOTNOTES: PSA: New food emoji are coming Impeachment state of play: Senate Republicans on brink of bringing trial to an end WHO Declares Coronavirus Outbreak a Global Public Health Emergency Coronavirus: French Asians hit back at racism with 'I'm not a virus' Secretary Wilbur Ross says coronavirus will be good for [checks notes] American jobs: "I think it will help to accelerate the return of jobs to North America." Scientists discover 'why stress turns hair white' Trump border wall between US and Mexico blows over in high winds Punxsutawney Phil should be replaced with AI groundhog, says PETA WATCH: Naomi & Kate - Coco & Clair Clair Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, the internet, and welcome to Season 118, Episode 5 of Der Daily Zeitgeist!
A production of iHeartRadio, this is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness
and say, officially, off the top, fuck the Koch brothers and fuck Fox News.
It's Friday, Januaryuary 31st 2020 my name is jack o'brien aka
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And I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Ray!
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I got absolutely none of those references.
Not a single one.
For the people of the Rose City.
Yeah.
Is this called the Rose City?
Yes.
Garden City.
I thought everyone just said Democratic Socialists.
Yeah.
No, it's the Rose City.
That predates Democratic Socialists in America. Oh, wow, it does? Okay, I thought I just said Democratic Socialist Yeah, no, it's the Rose City That predates Democratic Socialism
Oh wow, it does? Okay, I thought I just
really caught on
This is a great place to grow roses
We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat
aka on the edge of
my bed
We're recording in my hotel room
He is
the hilarious, talented brilliant mr robert evans i i do want to
to to clarify that i am not sitting on the edge of your bed for this because we're in a hotel room
that's in my rider whenever i do the data side guys we're in los angeles you bring your bed in
yeah we actually have to photoshop the images when we do studio photos because we don't want
them to see we've brought in an entire bed for you to say no you have spent so much money on uh rider trucks over the years that
i've worked here it's really uh rider and remember when we said what if we just cut out the edge of
a bed in a bench type seat because you're not using it across my eye as you deserved and then
dumped a whole glass of wine in your face.
I had to go buy a bottle of wine and open it.
It took like 40 minutes. He's like, you wait right there.
What are we doing in Portland?
We had a sold-out live show last night.
It was a blast.
We are on tour officially.
The tour has begun.
We are going to be at Brooklynoklyn at the bell house on
february 12th washington dc february 13th at the miracle theater uh minneapolis february 25th at
the parkway chicago february 27th at sleeping village uh toronto the grand finale, February 28th. The Great Hall.
The Great Hall.
That's a fitting venue.
In my mind, it's palatial.
It's akin to Taj Mahal or something.
I'm picturing something very medieval times for some reason.
It's Canada, so I'm picturing one of those holes in the ground with fish.
Like an ice house?
Yeah, exactly.
Like a Molson Ice commercial or something?
Yeah, yeah.
Very respectful.
I have the romanticized Americans version. Yeah, exactly. Like a Molson Ice commercial or something? I'm going the other way.
I have the romanticized Americans version.
It's probably made of gold and free medication.
The streets are paved with free medication. Yeah, they don't have a red carpet.
It's just a mix of hydrocodone and heart medicine.
Exactly.
Oh, Canada, when you turn on the faucets, insulin comes out.
She likes some free vaccinations, eh? it help us we want to see y'all come through get your tickets you say
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fair point
Robert
how you doing man I'm doing good we're the live show. Fair point. Robert, how you doing, man?
I'm doing good.
We're so thrilled to have you as our guest,
both right now on this episode
and also last night at the live show.
A lot of really tricky, nerve-wracking knife play went on,
but it was a blast.
We couldn't say we had Robert there
without tricky knife play.
You also have to celebrate being in Oregon.
The state that decided, for reasons no one's
ever explained to me, that there should be
no laws at all about what you can do with
knives. Just totally
unregulated.
That's why I live here.
You walked up to us
and you have a knife on your belt.
A pretty...
Fancy one.
Yeah, it's my walking around knife.
Yeah.
My walking knife.
Right.
Very Crocodile Dundee of you.
No, this is a knife.
Right.
I feel like he would say that's not a knife.
It is not, of course.
Compared to his knife.
All right, Robert, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the things we're talking about on this fine friday uh we're
talking about the new emoji uh there are multiple is it is emoji plural well it well it depends
because it it comes from japanese right so singular is a mojo uh emoji emoji it's really it's plural it's a pronunciation thing
then it becomes emoji emoji i mean no i you would say emojis in america yeah okay cool well there's
a bunch of new ones we're going to talk about them we're going to talk about so abc uh is reporting
at the time of this recording that impeachment may be over by the time you hear this girl i'm
talking about impeaching this creep uh the impeachment trial they might have just uh moscow mitch might have
just moved things through abc seems enamored with him going with the uh sort of mainstream media is
just kind of over itness of the impeachment hearing just um yeah sad accepting of the uh
talking points that the defense brought so we'll talk about that we'll
talk about the world health organization declaring coronavirus a international health emergency
and some racism that is causing around the world and wilbur ross uh telling us why you know there's
a little silver lining in this whole coronavirus.
Absolutely.
We're going to talk about scientific studies.
We're going to talk about Trump's wall.
And also Punxsutawney Phil, but AI?
Come on.
That's too much good stuff.
But we're going to do it all.
But first, Robert, we'd like to ask our guest,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
guess what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are you know i'm trying to figure out if there's a way to get uh uh so the honda crv or not the honda crv the uh
toyota rav4 okay um the european versions that they made up until a couple of years ago had a
diesel version of their hybrid engine and they didn't never made it in the united states and
i'm trying to see if i can find one so that i can possibly buy a diesel engine and then a rav4 over here
and then and then switch the engine out mix the two yeah i would i would like a diesel hybrid
vehicle for my my bug out kit um because you know the problem with a normal engine is that once
everything goes to shit and they stop refining the oil after a couple of months like that that's gonna go bad and so you want to have
like a diesel engine can burn just about or i mean it doesn't combust it but like a wider variety of
fuels can be put into it so that's that's what i'm looking into and i so far had no luck i'm in
diesel hybrids are popular in europe i'm guessing more so than the united states you know oddly
enough a lot of like fedex trucks are diesel hybrids i think or Europe, I'm guessing? More so than the United States. You know, oddly enough, a lot of FedEx trucks are diesel hybrids, I think.
Oh, interesting.
Or UPS.
I forget which, but one of the two.
Yeah.
Maybe you could just steal one of those.
Maybe I could steal one of those or hold just a random delivery person up at knife point
until they make my RAV4 into a diesel hybrid.
And be like, take this to my house.
I just need the engine, man.
I don't want this engine.
Just need the engine.
This engine is not worth your life. To be clear, we this to my house. I just need the engine, man. I don't want to lose my engine. Just need the engine. This engine is not worth your life.
To be clear, we don't recommend anyone doing that
other than Robert.
Robert is a trained professional
at holding up delivery drivers.
At KnifePoint.
That's why.
Specifically for the purposes of getting
a hybrid diesel engine.
That's why you bring me on this podcast.
Only after the apocalypse has officially begun.
We will tell you why the apocalypse has officially begun.
I realize the view from our room overlooks
what looks like a truck depot for UPS trucks.
Yeah.
And I'm curious if that, well.
That's my evening plans.
All of Robert's, it might not be known to the listener, but all of Robert's recording sessions are like the verbal Kent part of Usual Suspects where he's just looking around at different things and just making shit up.
So that's worth noting. What is something you think is overrated the impeachment uh okay yeah not that it's not like important and that the president didn't commit a bunch of crimes he did
but like he was never going to get uh kicked out of office like it was it's been obvious to me for
a while that like either we managed to get our
shit together and win a really resounding victory,
uh,
in November or the only way out of this mess is a general strike.
Uh,
that that's kind of like where I am on this.
And I think the folks who were like really hoping that the political process
and laws,
we're going to deal with the problem of this guy who breaks all the laws and
then gets applauded for it uh i don't think that was ever really in the cards yeah yeah i think the
most we could have hoped for was witnesses and then after that then proceed to the vote in which
they're like okay yeah yeah that's kind of most of what we could hope for and i think in general
like um we've moved beyond like the part of the problem is that laws only really
work if most people agree that they want to live under them and we're not in that country anymore
right yeah so i don't know impeachment is my overrated yeah well who has decided they don't
want to live under what laws like besides gop senators just like trump supporters have decided
yeah i think it's not worth it for them to be wrong.
About 40% of the country has decided they don't want to abide by any rules
that mean they don't get to do exactly what they want.
Um,
I think that's kind of where,
where we're at.
And I think there were,
there was always,
that's always been a piece of politics because a chunk of like American
politics has always been massaging the laws to make,
you know,
things more like what you wanted.
We had this shit with like Nixon before,
but there was always this like pretense that like,
we are a nation of laws and we care about that.
And it matters more than,
you know,
my own political ambitions.
And that shit's like,
that shit got jettisoned a couple of years back and it's not coming back
unless there's like a massive reformation of american society um at kind of a fundamental
level and uh yeah that's kind of where i am when you say a general strike as one of the possible
recourses what what are you picturing um well it's basically you know you've got your two options for
a massive reformation of society.
One of them is a civil war, which I don't think is a good idea.
And one of them is everybody just say, we're not going to keep doing any of this shit until we get this list of things that need to happen.
Until we get, you know, a massive reform of health care.
Until we get mass environmental reform.
Until we get a reform of the economic system that, like know cuts out a lot of the inequality like if you want us to continue to produce the things that makes this country
valuable and like makes you know the lives of the people up at the top uh worth living a sweet sweet
revenue yeah you got to give us some shit um we're fed up i think i mean it doesn't even take all
that much if you got air traffic controllers and uh and truck drivers to all agree on the same
simple list of demands and go on strike,
I think there wouldn't be a whole lot
the government could do to stop them.
Without truck drivers and pilots and stewardesses,
the country kind of goes to a stop.
And podcast hosts.
And podcast hosts.
Well, we're the most important.
We'll be the vanguards of the revolution.
What would need to happen for something like that like
would there just need to be a like labor leader or like some leader to rise up that is like the
a modern day mlk or something i mean i guess that's that's one possibility i tend to i tend
to number one be sort of more of a fan of kind of the leaderless movements we've seen rise up one of
the problems about having a guy like mlk is what happened with mlk is it's really easy to shoot a guy
right um especially in the united states of america um i think what we've seen in hong kong
is maybe a better blueprint for uh what that would look like where you have a truly mass movement that
has managed to like deal with overwhelming state power for getting close to a year now, and continues to bring millions of people out on a semi-regular basis
to protest and shut down the city.
And there's no single leader.
It's very much an acephalous movement.
And it has a very simple list of five, some would say six demands.
But I think that's one of the critical things,
is getting enough of America on board with like,
we're not gonna settle all of our political differences.
Here's three or four things that we all agree
we can get enough people on board, have to change,
and let's not fucking keep this country moving forward
until these things change.
I think it's a possible thing.
Part of me worries that we might have to reach an even darker state than we're currently in before you can actually get people on board.
I hope that's not the case.
We have to reach that tipping point where everyone feels the pain enough to figure out, like, oh, okay, something has to be done now.
And my increasingly fading hopes for electoral politics are that we can avoid that pain point and and get the make
those changes happen without the necessity of something calamitous but if something calamitous
happens then i think a general strike is your best bet for that not being violent
what is something you think is underrated
you know i think jet skis get a lot of shit wow i think they're better than cars i think they're more ethical
than bicycles um i don't trust bicycles but i trust a jet ski i think it's a noble steed
um i would like it if more americans commuted with jet skis yeah and i think we could stand
to like i think elon musk is barking up the wrong tree we need to build a series of canals
in america cities that allow jet ski transit and mass jet ski trans jet skis that'll
hold 40 50 people yeah wow yeah a single jet ski the new train yeah massive massive long connected
chains of jet skis yeah i like chains i like like jet ski gangs i've talked a lot about this oh wait
now you've pivoted to full-on jet ski gangs yeah jet ski yeah like you know power numbers like i just you know i i
just think there needs to be an 80s movie where like a evil jet ski gang like yeah where was that
that's that movie dude we have a movie yeah we were i've been the closest is water get it going
for a while yeah yeah is that the script you're always working on you said i gotta go work on
something well i just like the idea of like a school where everybody rides jet skis to school.
And then there's like an evil jet ski gang menacing him.
See, but I also like the idea, Jack, of like a major international bank where everybody rides jet skis to work.
And they've had to change the dress code because you can't jet ski to work in a suit. So it's just board shorts and fucking beer t-shirts.
Yeah, man.
It has to be beer t-shirts.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Fucking flip flops yeah what are you wearing
a collared shirt yeah this is an important meeting yeah yeah this fucking keystone light
t on tokyo's here today i mean maybe that could be just a wrestler named tokyo
like if i guess if a water world was our reality then everyone would be kind of
right that would be tight that would be tight as hell.
I mean,
that would require,
yeah.
I mean,
we're on our way to massive failure to address climate change.
So amazing,
uh,
aspect of that movie where they're like,
and also he has gills behind his ear because there's water now.
Yeah.
It's like,
Oh,
what?
I'm sorry.
How did a human?
So in a single generation,
we've adapted.
No,
it's been many.
Cause at this point the language
of portuguese greek has also developed yes it has like what are they talking he's like portuguese
greek also that was mine that's an interesting two different groups to have merged languages
i mean i get like i mean we're the greeks great seafarers i know the portuguese were so i guess
that makes sense like seafarers like yeah countries with like strong traditions of navigating the seas end up with some hybridized language i don't know look
it's what man everything about that movie makes sense okay exactly um and also when uh dennis
hopper's like praying to the captain of the exxon valdez he's like come on captain joe like it's
the fucking guy who like there's captain x it was like it's a very weird film
it's a very good movie yeah it's a very good movie i cannot stop like if it's on i'll watch it oh i
had such a morbid fascination with it as a kid because i was like you know like when you're when
you're young a lot of the like global warming climate change stuff like i have a feeling our
generation takes seriously because like we were told about it enough to be like, whoa, yeah, I guess so.
Then Waterworld comes out.
Right.
Makes it look super tight.
We got to talk.
I remember being really asking my parents
to make sure this didn't happen.
Is it going to be Waterworld?
My dad was like, I don't know.
You'll be probably dead by then.
I'm like, thanks, Boomer.
I hope.
Okay, Boomer.
I have this vision in my head of like like the climate apocalypse hitting in like a really spectacular hollywood way yeah and kevin
costner is looking at being like well i did all i could right like there was nothing more i could
have done he's like oh okay what else i'm the one person who really threw it all in do we think that
that's greta thunberg's problem,
is she just didn't see Waterworld
and doesn't realize how tight everything's going to be
when we're in Waterworld?
Yes, that's why she's bummed.
That's why she's such a bummer.
Dude, has somebody shown Greta Waterworld?
We pop that movie on as soon as she watches
Kevin Costner drink his own urine,
which is how the movie starts.
Yeah, she'll be all in, just like the rest of us.
No, I was immediately.
You know who was jealous of that shot?
Tom Hanks.
Let's talk about myths.
What is a myth?
What's something people think is true you know to be false?
I hate to keep going back to the well of horses,
but I really hate horses.
Yeah, you hate it.
I really despise them.
We had a very anti-horse episode.
Horses kill more people than drunk drivers.
That can't be true.
It might be.
If you go back far enough, sure.
Absolutely.
If you include all of the people killed by horses.
Take all the stats from the beginning of recorded time up until about 1900.
So I think the myth is that horses like people i think what we're what
we're living through right now is a slow attempted genocide of the human race planned by big horse
big horse that's right what wow what is a a way that you think people are underestimating the
danger of horses like riding them and falling off i it's kicking you know one kicking kills a lot of people a lot
of people get killed by uh don draper's dad kicked to death by basically a horse i think it was a
mule but that's just a shitty horse yeah um john ham or don draper the character both
you know they uh as as the article you just pulled up shows jack they kill more people in australia than venomous creatures right so australia is the deadliest continent and the
deadliest animal in australia is the ignoble horse therefore but when australia gets cars
like they're gonna be that'll go yeah but see that's the danger point jack because when the
horses realize they're not necessary anymore they're really that's when they're see that's the danger point jack because when the horses realize they're not necessary
anymore they're really that's when they're gonna that's when they're gonna try it horses are
magnificent creatures precisely because i respect the danger they present right i'm not one of these
horse lovers i respect the horse because i know it could kill me with one swift kick right through
my chest it could it could oh my god i'll have seen i've i've seen enough
like you know i've been on the internet enough looking at weird videos to see a horse kick is
the last thing any person on earth should ever want and it's the last thing a number of people
on earth experience yeah like don draper's dad right is that is that a cutaway scene or is that
just a it's from his childhood i think it's a mule, but like he's...
No, there's like a scene you see him as a kid.
Like his dad gets like kicked by a mule or something.
Does he fly back like in the Matrix?
No, he just dies horribly.
Just right there.
Right in the head.
I think it's in the head or the chest.
I forget.
I haven't watched Mad Men in a while.
Yeah.
It's a pretty 30s death.
I think, yeah, most of the time you see videos of people like fucking around with a horse
and like kind of smacking it on the ass look you're that you're actually asking for that
right stay very far away from horses i mean i've i've been to a horse barn within the past couple
months taking your life into your own hands there jack and uh they they seemed very you didn't take
your kids away what they know you're on horse barns uh i know it was they're very nice. You said you didn't take your kids away? They know you're on horse barns?
I know.
They're very nice, peaceful, beautiful creatures,
as long as you respect them, I think. Yeah, that's what they say about a lot of things,
peaceful and beautiful until they commit murder.
Robert's take, dude, don't trust a horse.
The Yakuza are beautiful, Jack.
They're deadly.
Yeah, hey, wow.
Oh, that's what I meant.
Did I say horses?
I meant Yakuza.
Sorry, I always get those confused uh let's talk about the new emoji hundreds have we all really gotten on board not
calling them emoticons anymore yeah i think well because emoticons were is that the ones you would
make out of like alphanumeric signs yeah that was the the og and then emoji is like in japanese like emotional letter or symbol or and that's where we get all the faces and
crying and puke face and daisies and vampires and shit but it's weird they keep adding more and more
i feel like i don't notice when there's more like there's a i think the last one had over 80 or
something added i'm like oh really and then I'm like, oh, cool.
Who's in charge of that?
You could be like a brunette vampire if you want.
Is there like a central authority?
There is.
The Unicode Consortium.
That's horrible.
Alex Schmidt, current host of the Cracked podcast,
our former colleague, just submitted a bison emoji
that got approved that's in this batch of updates so now
alex schmidt and kevin costner will both be the only two people who can say they did all they
could right right to warn us oh you're using the buffalo emoji oh real casually huh the uh there's
a lot of food ones i like the little seal holding its belly won't use it i made me laugh and then
there's one that is going to be a chef's kiss,
which I think is important.
Oh, that is important.
But what it is, I believe it's pinched fingers,
kind of like an Italian, like, hey.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
That's critical for Italian-American culture.
Yeah, so that only thing we're going to do.
Exactly, yeah.
All texts will be reduced to an emoji.
We'll begin and end with that emoji.
But they say, you know, you pair that with the kiss, like the lips.
Boom.
Now you got now.
We'll get a chef's kiss.
Chef's hat.
Chef's hat.
If you wanted to.
Yeah.
Pinch fingers.
I mean, yeah.
And look, it's all up to you.
That's the beauty of these things.
And then now we're getting blueberries, bell peppers, flatbread, tamale, fondue, teapot,
bell peppers flatbread a tamale fondue teapot mouse trap okay potted plant a toothbrush and many other ones thank god there's a toothbrush yeah yeah there's another one's like a roach
and a just one's like a rock i mean i guess is this where is this where we're headed we're like
there are going to be some people who are completely illiterate and just these are our new hieroglyphs.
I mean, are they?
No.
Are they replacing ones that like are some being retired as they bring in new ones?
Because I haven't heard of one being retired.
They should.
Right.
I mean, it needs to because otherwise it's just going to be harder and harder to find the one you're looking for.
Oh, so you're saying there should be some kind of relegation system?
There's 26 letters.
We don't just add new letters.
So we should take them away if we add new ones?
Yeah.
Propose a new letter right now, Jack.
Like a Q, but slower.
There we go.
Yeah.
Is that it?
F and Q mixed together. together yeah that's only good for
anton fuqua yeah exactly you could say fuck real real simply too though yeah exactly yeah yeah
that's what like the rebels that's how they pronounce few well all right i bubble tea i'm
glad we have it i can't believe teapot and bubble tea were added at the same time it seems like
teapot was a real oversight.
Man, that really says a lot
about modernity. Yeah, it does.
Olive, come on, guys.
Olive was the first food.
I don't think we should have added
olive. The first food.
Respect our history.
Damn it. Alright, we're going to take
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And according to ABC,
by the time you are listening to this,
the impeachment trial may be over.
The Senate Republicans may have just been like,
all right, yeah, more on that later.
Let's move it along. and then voted to acquit uh because they want the president to have a clean slate of health when he
delivers uh the last state of the union i don't know how they think that's gonna yeah people are
just gonna gloss over that right like well okay well that's how we voted right it's over well yeah but you know he's going to love to just i guess the acquittal tweets are going to be real right
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has always been written by somebody else that he's just like reading very it's written in the language of state of the union will he like take 15 minutes to just
fucking solo on you know on the people for if he's flying off that adderall dude right how could
anyone on uppers like that bear like restrain themselves from spiking their own football i mean
at this point the most patriotic thing you can do is just keep on feeding the manor all yeah scene with that
did you see that one there was that one clip from that rally in wildwood where he couldn't say
shielding criminals and say what dude he could it was that verbal aphasia shit like hardcore
and the democrats are shielding criminals so here's here's the deal here's the deal here's
the deal like he pivoted off of it
and Fox just cut
right the fuck away
and someone laughed
did you hear
immediately
in that clip
one of the people
in the studio was like
just laughing at the
sundowning old man
who can end the world
with the press of a button
I mean I will give him
that he was
he did have the
wherewithal enough
to know he had
completely fucked up
how to say that
and tried to be like
no no no scratch that this is what i mean yo anyway i mean biden who is by far the front runner uh according
to 538 uh for the democratic primary also just saying things that really do not instill a whole
lot of confidence like he was He's pretty close to saying
fuck you to someone pretty soon.
But he also said something like,
when I was elected
2010, 2011,
2013,
I was like, yo, what?
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
And also said that he will get a strong
VP because he's a dying old man. oh no he will get a strong VP
because he's a dying old man
just make it
make Bernie your VP
there we go two very very
old
yeah I would love
a combined presidential
age of 150
that seems good
that's 150 years worth of experience
but anyways they so abc reporting this in very much the way that the mainstream media has been
talking about this uh as come on the people just want to move on and it's time to get back to the
election which is fully adopting the talking point
that the GOP put forward.
Yeah, dragging it on.
We'll let the people decide.
It's like, no, this is about him cheating at that election.
The people don't enforce the Constitution,
you fucking idiot.
It's y'all's job, but none of it matters.
The mainstream media also really likes Mitch McConnell
for some reason.
Just a quote from the ABC News article saying about this.
ABC News' Trish Turner caught up with McConnell as he arrived at the Capitol Thursday,
asked if he has the votes he needs to win the day Friday.
On witnesses, he responded, we'll see what tomorrow brings.
Then when asked if he felt confident about the vote,
he turned his head
and with a sly grin and said i always do it's like i'm sorry abc are you trying to fuck mitch mcconnell
yeah like yeah maybe i mean you know anyone who can find love in this chaotic modern world yeah
no it is funny because like that i know it doesn't matter but it sucks
that it doesn't matter it really sucks because party wants to be like dude this shit has to
matter yeah but then i'm like if i really look at with my sober eyes with the situation like
this isn't this is basically like the last stand for the like minority power basically and they're
like and they're going to pull out all the stops they'll kill for it if this is like they think they can win white conservatives are like bro this is our
thermopoly right here yeah right and we're the not even the 300 the fucking 53 yeah we're about to
just completely embarrass themselves some of us are looking at the spreading coronavirus and going
i mean only if it was a little bit better. Yeah. Right.
I mean, all we need, all we need is like it to hit one really good steakhouse in DC.
Right.
And then a lot of problems are done solved.
The lobby of the Trump Hotel.
Yeah.
But yeah, ABC fully covering the horse race of it all and just being like, wow, this guy
is good at getting the votes together.
He's the best horse race guy.
The coverage is so fucking whack.
Killing democracy.
Because they're trying to even like,
I don't know how you try to both sides this shit at this point.
He does it with a sly grin.
You have people who are the quote unquote White House counsel,
but are just a bunch of jokers who should be disbarred
if they're arguing these kinds of things.
And then like who are just lying. And thenokers who should be disbarred if they're arguing these kinds of things, and then who are just lying.
And then you have other people pursuing truth.
They're talentless hacks who thinks that that's what journalism is,
that the core of journalism is showing both sides.
And it's like, no, no, that's not what Woodward and Bernstein did.
That's not why Nixon had to leave office.
It wasn't everyone's commitment to both sides.
The two sides of this coin is
one side looking for truth,
other side lying.
Yeah.
And that's all you have to present it as.
One side committing crimes,
other side being like,
should we do something about the crimes?
These are crimes, right?
And then the media saying,
people seem tired.
Yeah.
Oh, should we drag this on?
I don't know.
Right.
Anyway.
Yeah.
I feel tired of it. I feel Yeah. I feel tired of it.
I feel like the people feel tired of it.
They're like, just one more fucking, one more term,
and get me those tax cuts that fully make my balls explode.
Like, that's all.
That's all they want.
The ABC News article goes on to summarize some of the defense,
Trump's defense team's arguments.
And one of the ones they point to is the short straightforward answer is there was no jeopardy to the national security interests of the united
states from the timing of the release of this money so no damage whatsoever to the national
security of the united states no no foul guys that was they cool they got caught no no no but see that was after the
whistleblower they got no no no bro they got the money though see that's the thing they got the
money that's like if you catch someone in the act of trying to kill somebody no no i didn't kill
him though right no harm no foul no harm no foul that's why we don't prosecute attempted murder
exactly that's why that's why and you know what that's actually a good deterrent that you caught me because i won't do it again knowing that there's no consequences
for me attempting it oh man this is getting exhausted it is no it's getting exhausting
but the thing is i feel like despite all like how it's like it doesn't matter we still need people
who think that it matters who believe that it matters because obviously the super victory
version for the right is like everyone's like it nothing matters like right that it matters because obviously the super victory version for the
right is like everyone's like it nothing matters like yes that's and we just sort of start going
i mean after this just even think even if uh trump's voted out we're still dealing with half
of these assholes yes in the house and senate we're still dealing with all these judiciary
appointments there's still all this shit that's going to have to be fought against no trump
getting voted out as the democratic equivalent of a tourniquet and like right you don't just like
okay well we stopped the bleeding it's like your gunshot wounds dealt with everything below that
belt like yeah there's like there's like months of physical therapy that will be necessary if we
can stop the bleeding and like the hope is that we vote him out so that we can start the physical
therapy right yeah and i think that's can start the physical therapy. Yeah.
And I think that's just, yeah, the prevailing sentiment among people in this country is that like, that was so, we can't, we're not doing that.
We can't go back to that.
And I just don't see anyone in a meaningful way feeling that way.
That we don't go back to that?
Yeah, because the people who like him are just happy that he yells at the people they
don't like.
Right, sure.
And that's what American politics is now. Yeah, i think and then then you have the other half who thinks
it matters and then but it'll only matter maybe if they become like nancy pelosi claps back at
someone or something like yeah it's frustrating i mean i will say i've taken a lot of leafs out
of the gop's book um i've been doing a lot of inebriated driving.
And as soon as I get home, I call the police and I say,
I was on the road, but you didn't catch me.
And they say, that means it's not a crime.
Congratulations, sir.
And honestly, we'd love to give you a commendation
for being honest with us.
I have a lot of awards.
Yeah.
Like the, hey, you got us award.
Yeah.
Fucking America. Hey, you got us award. Yeah. Uh,
America.
Hey,
you got us,
man.
The world health organization has declared coronavirus an international
health emergency.
This came yesterday on the same day as the first person to person
transmission in the U S was reported in Chicago.
One kind of scary thing that I hadn't fully gotten,
uh, during the first wave of
coverage is that you're asymptomatic for up to like two weeks or something yeah you could have
it right now and you wouldn't know um even if you were traveling that guys tell you about my trip to
wuhan yeah oh my god i i'm a big fan of uh state measures to stop the transit of large groups of people
so I got some great shots
barriers, fences
yeah the panic
is a lot of people
there's a lot of fear going on
a lot of Asian jokes
I've seen on Twitter too
it's frustrating
not even on Twitter
there's a french newspaper that had the front page headline yellow alert
oh my god an asian woman wearing a protective mask jesus christ yeah no i mean yeah it is france yeah oh boy um yeah that's it
and i think there's also been i've seen a lot of takes too from a lot of people just basically like
observing this like weird fear of asian people too yeah like that there'll be like i don't know
and like focusing on like what was in the food markets and stuff. It's like, Oh, they have all these weird meats.
And it's like,
yeah.
Yeah.
I mean like,
cause it's larger than SARS now. Right.
Like not in terms of dead,
not in terms of dead,
but they're saying like the,
but then,
but the rate and the spread is like would outpace it or something.
I mean,
it's part of what's hard to tell is they think that there's probably,
and this is also why they think at least a lot of the experts think,
that the lethality of the virus is currently overestimated
is because they suspect there's a lot of people who got it
and it just wasn't that big a deal for them
and they never went to the doctor or reported it,
which is part of why it spread,
but also part of why it's probably been overestimated,
like the actual percentage of people who get it who die.
Well, how do we know those people who have it and
lived aren't using miracle mineral solutions well that's a good point and you know q anon is on that
and they've been preaching i brought a gallon of bleach you did and uh i feel like we should take
some shots do some 20 20 20 yeah yeah yeah your teeth have never looked whiter thank you is that
from the bleach yes yeah they look brittle too yeah the scabs around your mouth you want
your organs to be white and brittle yeah that's how you know you're clean yeah um yeah that one
uh a vietnamese woman was actually speaking about what uh it's like for her right now in paris she
said uh she was riding the public transport and people were she heard people saying there's a Chinese woman
she's going to contaminate us
she needs to go home
and just people looking at her
in a disgusted way as if she was the virus
yeah and I would look at the French I go
here are the colonizers
better get the fuck away
so there's a
hashtag I am not the virus
going around on social media.
Jesus Christ.
There's what?
That is the bleakest thing I've ever heard.
There's a hashtag among Asian people online, I am not the virus.
We're like being like, look, guys, it's not us.
But I thought Obama was president.
He was.
Are we all past this now?
Right.
Oh, I have some bad news.
Yeah, go on.
I haven't looked around recently.
Oh, are we in a post-racial world?
Wilbur Ross.
Holy shit.
I mean, you got to find the silver lining in all this stuff, you know?
Yeah, Wilbur Ross.
I mean, thank God, through all this nihilism and just fear and dread we have a rotting bag of piss
that we somehow collectively refer to as a commerce secretary is telling us all the good
stuff you know he was on fox news starting off you know because the economy is like one of the
only things trump can be like see that's not basically a total failure uh he goes there out
there and says you know the economy's doing so well.
He said it was physically impossible
for there to be a recession,
is what Wilbur Ross said.
That's good.
I'm not sure what that means.
I'm just trying to remember.
I'm just trying to think of how you can even...
I think it's kind of like how that...
You remember when they built
that really nice cruise liner
that couldn't be sunk
and then it successfully made its journey
across the Atlantic.
Yeah, show that iceberg. Yeah oh no so he now has i don't know dude this guy's brain rot is something to behold because his take on the benefits of the coronavirus oh my god only
an american only an american capitalist could even articulate something like this.
You can seriously see the Chinese economy come to a halt.
And given the large percentage of global growth that China commands, does that actually threaten what you're just saying?
Well, first of all, every American's heart has to go out to the victims of the coronavirus.
American's heart has to go out to the victims of the coronavirus. So I don't want to talk about a victory lap over a very unfortunate, very malignant disease. But the fact is, it does give businesses
yet another thing to consider when they go through their review of their supply chain.
And top of all the other things, because you had SARS,
you have the African swine virus there,
now you have this.
It's another risk factor
that people need to take into account.
So I think it will help to accelerate
the return of jobs to North America,
some to U.S.,
probably some to Mexico as well.
All right. Wow. Cool. That's good. to North America, some to US, probably some to Mexico as well.
All right.
Wow.
Cool.
That's good.
So she was talking to him not about coronavirus, right?
She was talking about how competitive China is. They pivoted on something.
Yeah, but they pivoted to it, yeah.
I mean, the ironic thing about this is that for all of the racial fears
and the stereotyping about the kind of meat that gets eaten in China and whatnot, for all of that, the thing that is actually going to cause the nightmare pandemic that kills a huge number of Americans has nothing to do with China.
It has nothing to do with Chinese culture. American is going to get infected with the disease and be unable to take a day off of work at Starbucks or at the nice rib place where he works in DC.
And we'll go into work and we'll infect someone and that person will infect
other people and it will start this chain and it will trace back ultimately to
the fact that we have no functioning healthcare system or safety net in this
country.
That is what's,
when we have a fucking plague that swipe
sweeps through this society and kills a shitload of people and does a lot of damage the root of it
will be people like wilbur ross and the thinking of the republican party it will not have nothing
to do with fucking china yeah um oh boy it's yeah i mean and what's the basically his fear-mongering
is basically like and you know your supply your supply chains, the Chinese people,
they'll get all your computer stuff sick.
So don't.
Well, I mean, computers get viruses, so do people.
Oh, could you imagine?
Well, this virus leapt from some form of poultry or meat or whatever to human beings.
So who's to say the same can't happen from a computer, Miles?
It's gone electric, like Bob Dylan.
The Bob Dylan virus. Shit's gone like bob dylan the bob dylan virus it's gone electric man god i hope that's the future i hope that's what kills 98 of the population is the bob dylan
virus jumps out of the computer oh man yeah so that's that's where i mean also like when you
think about just all the tactics that
this administration's used to quote unquote bring jobs back to the united states first of all we're
the workers we don't have the workforce right to even begin to compete because we're we've
completely changed our economy but then like all the fucking trade war bullshit i thought that was
supposed to help things too so you're not pro pro-trade war? No, I love every other kind of war.
Just not, yeah, the easiest kind.
Also, I mean, mind you,
that farm bankruptcies increased 20% in 2019
despite all the aid that was given out.
Name one thing farms produce that we need, Miles.
Right.
Horses.
See?
Horses.
Actually, it was a really good horse crop this year.
I'm heavily invested in horse futures.
And you're talking at the beginning, man.
I got words for you, man.
That kind of fucked my portfolio up.
Horse futures.
I had it all in horse futures back in the 1800s
and then it really fucked me.
That damn Ford and his anti-Semitism.
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might as well talk about the
scientific study uh that makes it official i think we've been teasing this for a couple weeks now
uh stress does cause gray hair yeah i mean they knew that it did they didn't know the how exactly
because who doesn't know someone who you're like yeah after that job or i know some people who took a test yeah and
fucking went like edgar winter right after that visit to the horse farm yeah yeah exactly yeah
how did your horseshoe apprenticeship go yeah no all white hair um yeah they've been trying to like
just figure out what exactly is causing like the the pigmentation change and the look the experiment is a little brutal they
had to use mice uh and basically uh use like some kind of like electric shock to trigger like a pain
reaction within the mice uh and so that was going to basically increase adrenaline cortisol the heart
rate was going up blood pressure goes up the nervous like all of it
just like put them in a high stress state and then they basically looked when they look at all the
hair follicles that this process contributed to the depletion of uh the stem cells that create
the melanin that create the pigment in the hair follicle and yeah like
a lot of people like this was i think done between yeah brazil like university of brazil and i think
harvard or somewhere in the u.s and they were just saying like after a few days of this a lot of the
pigment regenerating cells were just gone yeah and they're saying once there was this kid who
got into an accident and couldn't come to school,
but when he finally came back,
his hair had turned from black into bright white.
Whoa.
And he said it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.
Oh.
I mean, but I bet that kid looked cool as hell.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
Was he a crash test dummy?
Is that the name of the band?
Yeah.
Yeah. It's kind of frustrating because like okay i am generally pro-knowledge i think i should seek to understand
things better but also the end result of this research right is so that rich white guys with
gray hair don't have to have gray hair anymore right right as opposed to like
there's nothing life-threatening about having gray hair i feel like there's other problems
those minds could be working as you as you figure out baldness yeah and better boner pills better
boner pills i mean there's all forms of cruelty i guess at every level of consumption but yeah
like it's hard to be like yeah and then we just like shock the shit out the mice yeah their hair would turn colors oh good did that was worth it cocaine because i have noticed
people who do a lot of cocaine get white hair oh yeah like uh ad rock from the beastie boys i just
assumed that was because the cocaine winds up in their hair in their hair but that's how much
cocaine they're doing yeah um i mean yeah that that happens that and then your sinus is just
i mean cocaine is not a low stress endeavor right that's true it's like they're artificially raising
their stress yeah you go to like nobody relaxes a fake pharmaceutical ad it's like when my blood
pressure rises i reach for cocaine it's like hold on what the blood the calming the calming properties of straight sniffing base
okay uh has anybody ever done that just a uh one pharmaceutical head for
street that sounds exactly like the kinds of youtube videos you or any of us would have made
a lot of our friends 10 years ago doing that yeah uh let's talk about the wall yeah uh the mighty wall yeah yeah it's a
bummer what happened with pink floyd yeah i know um oh yeah actually we should talk about that
about roger waters yeah his his bleak slide um yeah trump's i don't know the just to visit
part of the fucking border wall blew over in the wind. It just blew over.
I don't even know a clever way to get into this about saying.
It's because you don't know how to construct things, Miles.
Yeah, exactly.
So this was like in Southern California, the winds were pretty bad this last week.
But they are every year, literally.
Exactly.
I don't know why I'm trying to be like, hey, come on, give them a break, guys.
The winds were pretty bad.
It's why we have the best firefighters and they can't stop fires right yeah um so this part that
was in like uh in calexico like near the california mexico border they were 30 feet high they began to
just basically start leaning like from the wind and the place the part of this wall was under construction uh like and
they were putting like concrete back in place but now they're like just starting to kind of
address the problem and and fixing it but just the idea there's something so poetic of just being
like here's your big monument to xenophobia and the fucking wind fucking it over? The fucking wind takes it out. Like the wind? I mean, you've seen the way he stands.
He stands like that looked before the wind started blowing.
Right, right, right.
Like he's in the Smooth Criminal video,
just like leaning on an angle.
Yeah, he does kind of stand.
It's tragic that the only thing they didn't take into account
was the thing that happens reliably every single year
in that part of the world. The winds. The i mean i guess i'm not sure if it's part of the section
that the military is helping build or if it's one of you know whatever grifter can told him it was
mexican proof right whatever and he's like oh and that's that's mexican proof okay yeah we like that
well i mean it might be military built. They half-ass everything.
I mean, look at Afghanistan.
Oh, boy, yeah.
Well, that's why we need the private contractors to come in now, Robert.
Eric Prince would have just used saran wrap.
Oh, yeah.
He'd be like, yeah, I got your wall going.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
And if they get through, you know, we'll just commit horrible human rights atrocities.
Yeah.
We got guns.
Oh, you really want the wall?
Like, you shoot a couple
they get the idea all right black water out uh let's talk about punxsutawney phil he is being
approximated with an ai pita wants the town of punxsutawney to end their tradition started in
1887 okay they've been bringing out the old groundhog to be like how much more winter will
there be uh and now pita because you know they're all about the ethical treatment you know an animal
exists and is interfacing with humans pete is angry uh yes they say times change traditions
evolve it's long overdue for phil to be retired by creating an ai phil you could keep punk satani
at the center of groundhog day but in a
much more progressive way oh my god talk about taking your town's annual tradition in a fresh
and innovative direction and i say that wrong because i just think it's hilarious do they spell
it wrong no i just like when i want to make fun of people think using innovative in such a
wacky way yeah oh it's innovative um yeah in the future miles as you sit
upon the crest of one of the last bits of dry land in north america trying to cut gills into the back
of my ears yeah watching the jet ski gangs fight it out over what used to be los angeles as your
son or daughter says to you daddy when the waters were rising what did the good people do to stop it and you'll say
we did everything we could we did everything and you'll think about that robotic ground dog
we did absolutely everything we could that's a good opening to this film where i shed a single
tear because i realized my family and i are about to be murdered by roving jet ski gang right and
then you go into the reflection of my tears yeah you go into the first ai punk yeah and that's the whole movie's just about that
quest exactly but the opening is really dark yeah family about to be just and the last line is you
saying we did absolutely everything we could we did everything there was no other way to prevent
this black
fade to black but it's funny because their whole thing is again they're saying they're a prey
species their argument in terms of uh in terms of like an ethical treatment of animals thing is
it's a prey species uh they actively avoid humans being in close proximity to the public causes
these animals great stress okay let's see if their hair is gray that's how we'll really know um and when phil is dragged out of his hole and held up the held up to flashing
lights and crowds he has no idea what's happening so would no other fucking animal on earth know
what's happening i'm sorry that i mean i understand the other things they don't really understand it
very well but it's not like the problem is like okay i, I'm sentient. I know I'm, I'm Punxsutawney Phil.
I'm the 40th of my name.
Right.
Wait, but what are all these people doing here now?
40th of my name.
Like if that, it's one of those things, like I'm never going to stand up and support factory
farming, but if like your, your choice for an evil to fight is like once a year, this
animal whose health and welfare are otherwise deeply
cared for has a stressful day an animal that would have been a prey animal living in the wild
having no predators now yeah having no predators now yeah one rough day right come on guys yeah i
and and you know they they they fight tooth and nail against factory farms but yeah i think this
is their newest moment to sort of re shoehorn their name into the conversation.
Yeah, it's a PR thing.
The best is the guy who's the president
of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, this guy Bill Dealey.
He's like, look, Phil is treated well
and he enjoys his routine.
He's fed a healthy diet.
His habitat is temperature controlled.
The fucking burrow is inspected
by the Department of Agriculture every year.
He lives well.
But this is the best part
which shows you how assholey humans are this is when he completely negates everything goes
and if he's so fearful of the cameras if he's so fearful of us in the crowds why doesn't he just
make an attempt to run away then oh come on mic drop that's his rebuttal to this everyone loses
in this um there's no clear winner.
Well, I'm ready for the waters to take us.
Yeah, please.
And Punxsutawney Phil to lead us
against the roving jet ski gangs.
But the AI version, otherwise it's exploitative.
Yeah, exactly. Right.
PETA also doesn't think
we should be allowed to have pets.
Yeah. Right, because they're not for
animal slavery.
Have you talked to a dog, PETA?
Yo, my dog would fucking die the second I let his ass out.
I'm sorry.
Objectively, there's no way to live better than with me.
That's kind of their whole deal.
Our friends and animal companions,
we just think that they would have been better off
if they got to live their own lives being hunted.
Also, we invented dogs have been yeah it would never have existed without us right nature doesn't make dogs i mean
yeah the again no this isn't a pro animal cruelty show by any stretch of the imagination but when
you go to the extremes like oh yeah i guess with the opening horse stuff that could seem like
we're just like really mean about animals. They hate horses.
I do hate horses.
I love animals.
I love horses.
I hate horses.
I love animals.
I just wish wealthy white people would care about people first.
Yeah.
PETA, I am not a huge fan of.
Fully agree.
But I also think that in this world of constant frustrations,
like the ones we've gone through today,
one of the very few things I'm unequivocally proud of humans for making is dogs.
Yeah.
Like, okay, we got that one right.
We really fucking nailed that.
We really nailed dogs.
And especially when you're like,
the healing magical properties of a dog.
Yeah.
They're incredible.
Yeah.
They're like helping like people
who are in our prison system be like-
They find bombs.
Yeah.
Right.
Some can sniff like other diseases.
We really did kind of nail it with the invention of dogs. Yeah dogs yeah they rule you know what yeah we at
peter very much love the animal companions who share our homes but we believe that it would have
been in the animal's best interest if the institution of pet keeping breeding animals
to be kept and regarded as pets never existed i mean i'm i i in favor of like breeding dogs
yeah like like there's plenty of strays yeah they look they they can fuck on their own yeah I mean, I'm in favor of like breeding dogs. Yeah.
Like there's plenty of strays.
They look, they can fuck on their own.
Yeah, they're doing all right.
Look, I'm a magician.
I can fuck on my own time.
Yeah.
I mean, do you think any of these PETA people are so like,
they love animals, but they're like,
oh, I can't have an animal house.
Yeah.
I know a lot of them actually do fought,
like have animals in their home
but their attitude is still
I don't think there should be any pets but they're here
and so I'm going to try to take care of these animals
because it reduces their suffering but I wish
they'd never been, I wish they didn't exist
because their existence is like
exploitative
but they're better off with me
even though I think the institution is cool
but then I
there's other shit.
Yeah.
Dogs, like...
Right.
Come on.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, look.
Honestly, I just don't know what...
I don't even know in their minds what they meant when they said an AI groundhog.
Like, they would...
A random number generator, basically.
Like an algorithm.
Right.
Like running a computer program on a screen
and then be like winter more it's like they just have such little respect for the intelligence of
the people of pugs atani that they're like you'll still be a big deal you'll still be the center of
everything like in a forward-thinking way right yeah it's like maybe they really believe that
i mean no one's got a lot of respect
for the people of Punxsutawney.
Well, they should.
No.
People of Punxsutawney are the salt of the earth.
No.
Them and horses, no sir.
They deserve each other.
The official count, let's just see.
I just want to see how many Punxsutawney fills there have been.
Because there is a record.
40 seems like a decent guess.
But I don't know how long groundhogs live i never mind man is it a lot is it like a depressing number i mean it's
been since 1887 40 this year man 40 this yeah yeah they buy them in six packs
yeah go after the punks atani phil factory right that's happening anyway uh robert it's
been a pleasure having you where can people find you follow you uh you can find me on twitter at
i write okay i have a podcast called behind the bastards and an election year podcast called worst
year ever about how bad everything is so if you're still like i'm not sad enough and yeah what's the worst that could happen what's the
worst that could happen please check out scroll on over there yeah yep uh and is there a tweet
you've been enjoying um boy howdy i'm so far past the point of being able to enjoy tweets these days
yeah um i think eternally the one tweet that i always keep coming back to when I need a laugh is,
has anyone ever showed Ted Kaczynski a gif?
I think it might change his mind.
That's pretty funny.
Miles, where can people find you and what's a tweet you've been enjoying?
Twitter and Instagram at Miles Vray.
Also on my other podcast, 420 Day Fiance.
Some tweets that i like first one is
from uh dana donnelly that says i'm turning 25 soon that's the age where people will still tell
you things like don't worry you're still young you have time but they won't mean it anymore
oh boy it's kind of true um and also one last one this guy tony adams at adams underscore at
he is an astros fan who went through all the video of astros home games and logged every trash can
bang from the 2017 season with like a spreadsheet and like correlations with like batting average
and things like that it's just and it's a it's a
labor of love but from a tortured astros fan who is trying to make sense of the scandal of his own
team um was he like see we didn't do it or no he's like look at this shit he's like and seeing like
who got the most bangs like some some people just didn't get it i mean look it's an interesting
analysis it's called the website is called signstealingscandal.com
yeah if you want to see like oh just sports nerd labor uh but like this person's magnum opus
um ashley ray tweeted one time in high school i was in the bathroom making fun of how bad this
girl was in the spring musical and then it turned out she was in a stall and heard everything i said
and then she died in a ski accident heard everything i said and then she died in
a ski accident like two days later and never got a chance to apply my notes oh jesus
to apply my notes i think it's a bit guys it's just still we're all fragile right now i'm sorry uh all right john boyce tweeted if the just like
all right john boyce tweeted if the chiefs win the super bowl and bernie wins iowa the next night
i'm gonna drink an entire can of beer no sipping it by the spoonful no measuring cups nothing
drinking it straight out of the can i'll crack it open and on god it'll be in the
recycling bin one hour later uh you can find me on twitter jack underscore o'brien you can find
us on twitter at daily zeitgeist we're at the daily zeitgeist on instagram we have a facebook
fan page and a website dailyzeitgeist.com where we post our episodes and our footnotes we link
off to the information that we talked about in today's episode as well as the song we ride out on miles what's miles what's that gonna be today uh this
is from uh a little rap hip-hop duo from atlanta georgia copa and claire claire oh no uh they're
like you know on this like diy wave of hip-hop They're kind of, I don't know, they're funky and interesting
Have you heard of Outkast, though?
They're good
No
You should check them out
What's one of their songs?
You guys, if you haven't heard of Outkast, you gotta check these guys out
They're good rappers
And that's from, and they're from
I think Atlanta, Georgia
Oh, are they the Atlians?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, I love that
You might know them as the Atliens
I had the CD that had the woman's breasts out
Nice
That was printed on there before
That was so cool
Do you remember that though?
Then they had to switch it up
Put a bathing suit on
That's how you know you're an OG
If you had ATLiens
With the woman being beamed up
And she was fully nude
Yeah
Then you got, you're an OG
Okay, a track writing out
Yes, Claire Claire Coco and Claire Claire This one's called Naomi and Kate fully nude yeah you got you're an og um okay a track writing out yes claire claire coco and
claire claire this one's called naomi and kate um about naomi campbell kate moss like model swag
but they're just like low energy rap style i think it's just it's just fitting it's very it's big
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