The Daily Zeitgeist - iPhone Fixes Ducked Up Autocorrect, Trump Meteorology 06.07.23

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

In episode 1497, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Marcella Arguello, to discuss… Based On This Truth Social Meltdown Another Indictment Is Coming For Trump, Pence Files Paperwork to Run in 202...4, Shaggy “EVERYONE MISUNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF IT WASN’T ME!!!” (cries), iPhone Autocorrect Will Finally Let People Say “F*ck” and more! Pence Files Paperwork to Run in 2024 Shaggy “EVERYONE MISUNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF IT WASN’T ME!!!” (cries) iPhone Autocorrect Will Finally Let People Say “F*ck” Why the iPhone won't let you ducking swear LISTEN: The Party by Portraits of TracySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:30 I'm Jess Costavetto, executive producer of the hit Netflix documentary series, Dancing for the Devil, the 7M TikTok cult. And I'm Clea Gray, former member of 7M Films and Shekinah Church. And we're the host of the new podcast, Forgive Me For I Have Followed. Together, we'll be diving even deeper into the unbelievable stories behind 7M Films and Shekinah Church. Listen to Forgive Me For I Have Followed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:00:56 or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Keri Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry. Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. Every great player needs a foil. I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Listen to the making of a rivalry. Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese on the iHeart on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast presented by elf beauty founding partner of iheart women's sports hello the internet and welcome to season 290 episode 2 of production of iheart radio this is a podcast where we take a deep dive into america's shared consciousness and it is is Wednesday, June 7th, 2023. World Food Safety Day.
Starting point is 00:01:48 World National Running Day. National VCR Day for all the cooked ones out. The National Oklahoma Day. National Chocolate Ice Cream Day. Boom. Boom. Food safety. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:00 That's an important one. Yeah. That is an important one. Store your shit properly. You know what I mean? Yeah. They used to just be able to get poisoned. You'd just order or eat a thing of tinned beef and half your family would die.
Starting point is 00:02:17 But the question is, do you or do you not wash your chicken? With soap and water. Yeah. Put it in the washing machine. Damn. Dishwasher. damn dishwasher dishwasher that's nice nice little marinade i remember the first time i had a white roommate and i was making some like japanese food that i left in a pot that i just left on the stove overnight and they're like you gotta put that in the refrigerator and i'm like no i fucking don't don't the fuck you talking about the fermentation is part of it
Starting point is 00:02:45 that was something with my Korean mother-in-law where the food just stays out on the pot and then you just heat it up kills it boom and I remember being like look man I get that you're not comfortable with that but that's in our part of the world we leave this shit on I just like that you were like my first
Starting point is 00:03:02 white roommate it's like we knew where the story was going it It was going to be incorrect. You gotta slather that thing in mayonnaise and put it between two pieces of Wonder Bread, brother. My brother? My brother? Alright, brother. See you after work, brother.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Oh no. Don't be them. Don't be them. Don't be them Don't be them Don't be them Because that's the diet N-word I'm telling you I'm telling you Yeah Let's go hard R on the brother
Starting point is 00:03:31 Is that okay? No, brother No, brother is more fuck up More egregious I mean, you know what? Hulk Hogan has really proven that Hate brother is really parallel to the N-word Yeah, that's true
Starting point is 00:03:44 It's kind of hard to... I'm just saying, white bartenders, don't call your black customers brother. You know? I'm sorry that we have to have this conversation with bartenders, but yes. So many times you're like, alright brother, I got you. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Oh man. My name's Jack O'Brien, a.k.a. Potatoes O'Brien. Let's do that. We'll save the long ass a.k.a. for another day. And I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. with her words piss myself softly for her song piss myself softly for her song telling my anyway it's all about taylor swift peeing yourself we all know that shout out to lockeroni yeah that part take it to the busted that part is the fucking part of that song anyway let me get out the fucking way that was from la caroni shout out to you and the fujis yeah yeah and miles a little housekeeping up top for the first time in the history of the show doing a new publication sketch for the summer we've scaled back to a mere eight episodes a week only one episode on monday which is going to be as you
Starting point is 00:05:01 heard this past monday a long trending episode to catch you up on stuff you missed over the weekend. One just regular episode on Friday and then Tuesday morning's episode. Yesterday's episode. We're going wild. We're trying some new stuff. We're talking to listeners. Yesterday we talked to a listener who delivers pizza for Domino's about, you know, gives you a unique look at your community
Starting point is 00:05:27 and at a surprising number of dicks. We also spoke to a renowned astrophysicist about UFOs. And yeah, those episodes will be like kind of evergreen, you know, just fun. Go check them out. But we're going to keep talking to listeners about your jobs. You know what our jobs are. What's something interesting about your job? We also talked about a story about a veterinary pathologist who
Starting point is 00:05:51 accidentally got high while investigating a bag of dead bald eagles. So the bar has been set. Wow. Y'all are generous with your time. Can I just say that? Well, look, we got it. We got time. We got time. But hit us with craziest thing that ever happened on your job. Something most people misunderstand about your job. Hit us at Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter, Discord. Let us know. We'll keep it anonymous if you'd like us to. thrilled to be joined in our third season oh yeah one of our favorite guests one of our listeners favorite guests yes she loved to roast our ass she's you're getting the helping of roast potatoes today baby she's a writer actor one of the funniest stand-up comedians doing it she has a stand-up special on hbo that i am going to keep directing you to because it is, it's just so fucking good. It's one of the best standup specials I've,
Starting point is 00:06:48 I've seen in many a years. It is called bitch grow up. And she is called Marcella. Marcella Arguello, AKA queen Latina, AKA bitchard prior, AKA Latina Marie. What's up y'all?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Bitchard prior is good. A.K.A. Latina Marie. What's up, y'all? Did you say Bitchard Pryor? What? Bitchard Pryor is good. Oh, Marcella. What's good? What's good? Everything is good. Woo.
Starting point is 00:07:14 I love that. I was DMing you earlier. Okay. Because earlier in the day, Marcella was in our Google Doc being like, I see you, motherfucker. I was like, what's going on? Who is this? You know when you can see someone typing? Typing, yeah. I always like, it was my favorite thing to do when I was writing on shows,
Starting point is 00:07:30 but I love to be able to catch people when they're in the Google Doc in the middle of a sentence because, you know, they're deep in thought, like, I got it, I got it. Yeah, yeah. I just went in there, I was like, fuck you, or whatever I said. He said, I see you. He was like, who is this? I'm like, the fuck?
Starting point is 00:07:44 And then I was like. Do you just put it right under where they're typing? Right where they're typing. Right, oh. Exactly in the middle of the voice. He said, I see you don't. He's like, who is this? I'm like, the fuck? And then I was like, put it right under where they're typing. Right where they're typing. Right, oh. Exactly in the middle of the sentence.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Hijacked my cursor. Yeah. I was like, this is fucking violent. I'm like texting everybody else on the show. I'm like, hey,
Starting point is 00:07:55 one of y'all fucking with me in the dock. And then I go, or it's Marcella. And I said, hold on. Our guest is Marcella today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Nevermind. Yeah. And then I DM Marcella. I go, this you fucking with me and the dog. You go, you know, we fucking know. That's a fucking movie, bitch. There it is.
Starting point is 00:08:09 But anyway. It's spicy at 9 a.m. But yeah, ever since, I mean, you may have been gone when I was on leave, but I feel like I've been watching your clips and stuff and seeing you on tour and everything. It looks like you're just killing it out there. I'm okay. I wouldn't say I'm killing it, but I'm doing all right. I'm still waiting for a viral clip you know crowd work clip just going viral
Starting point is 00:08:30 me roasting these fools no is that like the name of the game for a lot of stand-up sounds bad right now it's real you gotta you gotta get that right now they are and you know and i don't like feel terrible because i know it's also part of like the an after effect of the pandemic where the pandemic fucked up a lot of comedy businesses like their actual business format and they're just trying to make up still for like everything they lost and they're trying to find a rhythm and they're trying to find this audience and uh they're having to just book like alice headliners or people who have you know super viral clips millions of you know views on 100,000 followers on twitter or
Starting point is 00:09:06 i'm sorry on instagram and tiktok and that's just the name of the game right now so i'm just posting clips and i don't want to right wait how how like this person get owned and that's the thing i don't like posting that type of material because i don't i don't think crowd work clips are that great i think that every now and again there's some fun ones Like, Seth Tollef is really good at crowdwork. But it's very rare that these crowdwork clips are actually good. You know, not just like, oh, a silly little clip. It's like, ugh, some of them are bad. I'm usually left wanting.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Yes. Which I would imagine I would not be by your crowdwork. I mean, and I'm good at crowdwork. Oh, of course you are. I'm great at crowdwork, but I don't like to- Do you need me to show up and just get roasted? He's like, yo, look at this motherfucker. Get the camera on him. Look at this white bread chicken not washing motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Bag of white bread blew into the theater today. Shit. Wait, but how often, I wonder if like, it's just like, it reminds me of when like in TV they were giving YouTubers all these deals and stuff because they had audiences, quote unquote, and then you put in front of the camera and they just shit the bed. Like how often are people booking comedians that like two clips, but then they can't put together like 15, 20 minutes like on stage. I think much more often than, and you know what the reality is, because again, this is
Starting point is 00:10:19 still business. It is show business, right? So the reality is that weekend, they don't give a shit. They'll just never rebook that person if they're not good. But they get to keep that money that the motherfucker sold. Right, right, right. We got you people, yeah. Yeah, I think it's going to die out within the next year or so.
Starting point is 00:10:35 But like the creams are the cops. That's why I say Steps Hollow because she's actually a legitimately solid comedian. That's why her crowd work clips are just the superior ones. And she's getting work, you know, cause she's, and it sucks for her. Cause she's like, I'm not verified on Instagram, so I can't make money off my clips, but I'm getting work because I'm viral on Instagram. And it's like, it's really a shitty situation right now. But at real standups, we're just like, we just want to work, you know, we just want to be out there working and doing our jokes and working on our material. So a support live comedy guys. you go all right marcella we're gonna get to know you a little bit better in a moment first we are going to tell the listeners a couple of the things we're talking about donald
Starting point is 00:11:13 trump is melting down on truth social which is a usually a pretty good indicator that like the meteorologists are checking the weather on truth social and saying, ooh, this looks like an indictment might be coming. So, Miles, you're going to dig into that. Shaggy. Shaggy's like, everyone misunderstood what It Wasn't Me was about. Which, it seems pretty straightforward to me. I think we probably talked about the Apple, like, goggle things on trending. We talked about that on trending yesterday.
Starting point is 00:11:46 But the goggles overshadowed a big announcement that iPhone autocorrect will finally let people say fuck. Go fuck. Yeah. All of that. Plenty more. But first, Marcella, we do like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history? You know what sucks? guest what is something from your search history you know what sucks i don't really have anything interesting in my search history right now because i could give a shit about everything right now but
Starting point is 00:12:10 i will say my the tab that i keep going into i've gotten into this is so dorky i really have gotten into those new york times games oh yeah like all of them beta i mean i'm sorry the the numbers the new beta numbers game that they're testing out. The fucking Letterboxd. What is it called? Vertex. And all the Spelling Bee. I only know Wordle.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Wait. So, okay. I know Wordle. I know Spelling Bee, Crosswords, and Wordle. Yeah. They have the mini Crossword. I do that one because it's free. And they have like, they have a ton of games.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Let me pull them up. But they have a new game that they're testing out. And it's just a math. You just like figure out, they give you like six numbers and they give you a whatever, 491. And within those six numbers that they've given you, you have to try to land on 491 or closest to. That's their newest game that they're doing. But they have all these other games. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Sounds like it appeals to the numerologist yeah it's really dorky it's there's like letterbox where you like it's like mash but there's uh letters all around and you just like build words and oh yeah yeah i know that's spelling b right no that's a different one spelling b is like you have to use this letter in the center but they have another one like that that's like the mash box. And you just literally have to just, it's really, that's all I'm doing in my Safari on my fucking phone.
Starting point is 00:13:30 I'm not Googling anything anymore. I'm sick of learning shit. I'm tired of information. I'm exhausted right now. You still play Wordle? Absolutely. Yeah, me too. I love it.
Starting point is 00:13:39 And I don't feel bad about it anymore. I'm just like, I still fuck with this. I got it in four today. I got it in six. I almost, like, I still fuck with this. I got it in four today. I got it in six. I almost, yeah, double bogeyed. Yeah. Damn.
Starting point is 00:13:50 That's awesome. Somebody, when I was like bragging about how good I was at Wordle, they were like, let me see your scores. All right. So a six is a double bogey. A five is a bogey. Four is par. Three is a birdie. Two is an eagle.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Like that's how you you like score it like golf and that changed how i saw it and it took the fun out of it yeah i was gonna say white people ruin everything yeah right you're not gonna believe this it was a white person i know only white people think like that let's take the fun out of this it's wild to me though that like new york times went from like this newspaper to now like yo the games though now yeah it's like that's really where they're strong now not the journalism so much journalism is god awful yeah but have you played their angry birds skin it's no i'm just joking i'm i'm just joking jk jk i just wanted to make sure that you thought you know i have a joke a story i tell on my first album called The Woke Bully.
Starting point is 00:14:46 And it's about when I was 13, I was friends with these girls. I mean, they were my friends. And they were, and I was a jokester, literally the same jokester that I am today. Where I'm just like, what's up, bitch? What's up, hell? What's up, y'all? Whatever, whatever. That's how I talk.
Starting point is 00:14:59 That's how I talked since I was a kid. And I had my friends write me a letter that was like hey Marcella we know that you're so funny and we know that your sense of humor is what it is but we just want to say that if you're going to call us sluts and whores you need to say just kidding every time you say it and I was like oh my god so fucking it's really helpful for us yeah and then so I went to school and they're like hey Marcella did you read the letter and I was like I did and then I went to school and they're like, hey, Marcella, did you read the letter? And I was like, I did, and I just want to say I'm absolutely going to make sure I do that. Sluts. Just kidding!
Starting point is 00:15:30 And I flipped them off and I walked away and I was never friends with them again. I tell the story much better, but I hate when people say just kidding. I don't care if people knew or didn't know you were kidding. Do not give in. I hate it. Fucking lie to me. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. And women do it more than men
Starting point is 00:15:45 like you really thought that there was a new york times skin of angry birds and i didn't want you to waste your time i was excited i would have googled it and you ruined that opportunity well i was just kidding oh my sister and i like we would always like yeah i i just have a bad habit of always being like, just kidding. Just kidding. Yeah, I know. You were abused as a child. I can tell. Like that was a controlling household, right? Wasn't that that Kristen Wiig character?
Starting point is 00:16:12 Like that she did that one bit where the characters would all, everything was just kidding. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. It's such a thing women do and I hate it so much. It drives me crazy. I hate it. I don't care if people don't know I'm kidding or not.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Maybe I'm not kidding, bitch. I don't want to offend. Yeah. Maybe you are a piece of shit. Yeah. I think especially with that specific incident, it was like, we're 13 and I know you guys are all virgins. We're not.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Yeah. Can you relax? Like, were they going to church or something where that was like a curse that you put on them? Like, we are not. it was so stupid yeah well i'm sure they're doing okay now what uh what's something you think is overrated okay this is gonna be this is gonna sound worse than it actually is but um i think right now we're in movies but the race shit is is kind of getting out of hand and i'm like we're like more focused on race race shit is, is kind of getting out of hand. And I'm like, we're,
Starting point is 00:17:05 we're like more focused on race shit than we are like the actual story itself. And, and, you know, and this is more like a complaint about the industry being like, we need Latinos, we need Asians, we need blacks to make the coming of age movie of their time without like focusing on the substance of it. And, um, so that's that's my i'm like can we just like write fun movies which brings me to my underrated which is i and i've been saying this for a while like i i wish we had more of those like 80s 90s weirdo movies like like labyrinth or um like drop dead fred or transylvania 65 000 all those like really weird movies but maybe from people of different backgrounds to give it that twist that we're needing which would fulfill my first complaint and i fucking saw problemista this weekend at the los angeles latino film festival
Starting point is 00:17:55 and that shit was that it was so it reminded me of all those movies and it's still interesting and i talked about obviously being an immigrant and all that bullshit that comes with it but it did it in like a way that you you weren't saying they're like oh my god this is the most touching and it was like no that shit it was weird it was quirky it was back and forth it was very like all those elements of drop dead fred and like those movies i just listed where it's like man this is like so fun fun. I also was paying attention to how, they can rate it whatever they want, but can you watch it with kids? And I like that there's potential that eight-year-old,
Starting point is 00:18:32 10-year-olds will get to watch that movie. And it'll have the same effect that whatever Transylvania 6 had on me. And I like that. I like that young people and everybody get to watch this movie. And there's all these other fun movies that are coming out too.
Starting point is 00:18:49 And so I'm excited about that right this is julio torres's yes directorial debut it was great during the rizza yeah and tilda swinton it's really cool yeah yeah i mean rizza acting against tilda swinton was probably not the wisest choice but it was also just like i don't care at the end of the day we know it's make-believe you know right right right oh shit yeah oh it's great isabella rossolini's the narrator oh my god dude it's it's a it's overwhelming for the senses you know especially if you're a thinking person and i think this is like the same thing right like to your point like the hollywood development has always been like about like how hard is it to be black or asian or hispanic like whatever it is it's always like how fucked up is it yeah for y'all pain that's what we want to know because it's all yeah it's always like just racial pain
Starting point is 00:19:33 porn basically yeah exactly rather than being like yeah how about some goofy motherfuckers that happen to not be white doing whatever or cishet people just for fucking around and it's about what the fuck they do rather than being like but what but what are we saying about race in 2023 it's like it it's about it's just about showing people as they are that's why i like everything everywhere all at once was so great it's like yes people like oh it's about asian people or culture i'm like i mean it's asian people in it but it's also just yeah yeah it's also just a wild fucking ride and And it's just, it is what it is. And look, it's one of the best fucking movies of the last couple years.
Starting point is 00:20:08 And that's when all the intersections come together beautifully. That's a perfect example of when the shit fucking rocks the world. Of what art and cinema is supposed to be. And it's beautiful and I loved it. Yeah. Problem Easter, though. White man, you have something to say to this? Do you have any contributions to the subject matter?
Starting point is 00:20:29 It just must be hard. I just really like Get Out. That shit hits different. That shit hits different. That shit really hits different, actually. Get Out. When you are playing a double boogie on Wordle, and then you just fucking turn on get out.
Starting point is 00:20:48 And you're like, oh, none of this matters. All my friends are going to solve the Wordle because they've never seen get out, but I have. But I did because I'm there. I'm there up here in my heart. There you go. Pound it. Brother. Cool. Brother.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Pound it to the zoom screen i feel like did did we talk about los espugues on tdz because yeah i mean when it was out shows it's a great my mom loves that show oh my god so good what a wild one if you if you missed it go back and watch it before HBO takes it down or whatever. Before Max takes it down. Before Max does. Yeah, before David Zaslund does. Max, my bad.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Fuck. I keep forgetting that. They have a filter on Instagram. I just used it this morning. And I was like, what the fuck is this? The Max filter? Capitalist propaganda right now. And it's also just funny to me that it's like the one to watch.
Starting point is 00:21:43 And it's like, bitch bitch the one to watch is HBO like this be fucking real here but like we will you know stream your shit because you got the HBO shit and the filter is pointless it's just like the posters which succession character are you I wish it was that actually
Starting point is 00:21:59 Kendall stays winning it's just like the flyers behind you like rotating behind you. And you're just like, oh, I have a beautiful, perfect face. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah. This really is. That's what it. It's just like all this shit scrolling behind. Look at me complaining. Ugh. Beautiful. They just turn your fucking,
Starting point is 00:22:16 basically hijacking your content to be like, and this is a stealth ad. And it's not even a stealth at that point. It's not stealth at all. You're on a billboard. Yeah. It's really. What if we put a billboard for our shit behind you?
Starting point is 00:22:27 It's a filter. With a filter. With some eyelashes. Yeah, girl. Go stream. You're the one to watch. Anyways, guys, watch my HBO special streaming now on Max. Thank you so much. That is the one to watch. That is the one
Starting point is 00:22:40 special to watch. And we are big Zezlap supporters on this podcast so we do we do just want to say you know shout out to him he's a visionary uh let's take a quick break and we'll be right back damn i really wanted to be like are you were you just kidding uh i'm jess casaveto executive producer of the hit Netflix documentary series Dancing for the Devil, the 7M TikTok cult. And I'm Clea Gray, former member of 7M Films and Shekinah Church.
Starting point is 00:23:15 And we're the host of the new podcast, Forgive Me For I Have Followed. Together, we'll be diving even deeper into the unbelievable stories behind 7M Films and LA-based Shekinah Church, an alleged cult that has impacted members for over two decades. Jessica and I will delve into the hidden truths between high-control groups and interview dancers, church members, and others whose lives and careers have been impacted, just like mine. Through powerful, in-depth interviews with former members and new, chilling first-hand accounts, the series will illuminate untold and extremely necessary perspectives.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Forgive Me For I Have Followed will be more than an exploration. It's a vital revelation aimed at ensuring these types of abuses never happen again. Listen to Forgive Me For I Have Followed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Gianna Pradente. And I'm Jemay Jackson-Gadsden. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Can I negotiate a higher salary if this is my first real job? Girl, yes. Each week, we answer your unfiltered work questions. Think of us as your work besties you can turn to for advice. And if we don't know the answer, we bring in experts who do, like resume specialist Morgan Saner.
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Starting point is 00:25:11 where we live at the intersection of sports and culture. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Every great player needs a foil. I ain't really hear them voice.
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Starting point is 00:26:26 Hey guys, I said that when we were off records. No, just kidding. That is private. I'm so joking. I just broke out into full body sweats. I thought you were serious.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Wait, but wait. But you're careful where you submit your phone number? Yeah, yeah. You know when you're signing up for shit and they're like, give us your phone number because we have to have it when we deliver this item that you ordered. And it's like, no, you don't. I put my mom's house number. Is her phone just always ringing? Well, yes.
Starting point is 00:26:59 But also the house number, it's forwarded to her cell phone. And so when they, you know, because some of these places are sending you texts. That's what I'm really trying to avoid is the text. So those texts go nowhere. So that's the nice little trick that I do. But she runs a business, so she's used to being overwhelmed. And the phone's now, you know, more as potential. I don't like how this is making me look like a very bad child.
Starting point is 00:27:23 I want you to know we all do this. You're just kidding anyway. She said it's fine. I want to say that. Having it sent to a landline is brilliant. I don't think I know any landline numbers right now. I know. You know what?
Starting point is 00:27:34 I actually used to have a landline just specifically to send everything. But the problem was that landline number had already existed in the world. So it was being overwhelmed by wherever that person put that number. I'm actually tempted to get another number from my hometown. They just expanded from the 209. I think it's like 302. And I was like, I need to get one of those numbers
Starting point is 00:27:55 because that's like unused, untainted. Oh, right. Because yeah, that's not on a directory. It's not like on a spam list. It's a new area code. So, you know. Yeah, I was saying that like when you get those calls though like when you reject them like when it says scam likely yeah like those automated systems will mark it as an active phone number because you've actually
Starting point is 00:28:13 you've interacted with it by rejecting the call versus letting oh my god that's so obnoxious this makes so much sense i'm gonna tell my mom, because if you a heavy rejecter, bro, they're like, I'm a heavy rejecter. I'm an immediate angry rejecter. Colin's been married too long. Yeah, been in this room for four months in a row. Alright, should we talk about Donald Trump? I think we should.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Yes. Donald Trump. Pathological liar. But he does seem to have patterns in his behavior that I feel like we're starting to get a sense of like how he operates. What's a weather pattern? His behavioral patterns. And he just flipped out about a potential indictment from the Marxist special prosecutor on Truth Social. So it feels like we got something coming we got something coming down folks like the last before the alvin bragg new york indictments he had a pre-l tantrum on truth social and i think and again his most effective pre-l tantrum was the 2020 fucking big
Starting point is 00:29:19 line you know what i mean like yeah you know there's like those these pre-l tantrums they go somewhere and i think that one made him think that he could do it again for Alvin Bragg. This shit didn't go anywhere. And now he's doing it again for this federal case that he's facing or potentially, you know, if he's indicted. And at first it started yesterday with him saying report because people like, oh, we saw Trump's lawyers at DOJ. Like this might mean there's some shit going down. He said reports are the Marxist special prosecutor, DOJ and FBI want to indict me on the boxes hoax. Boxes hoax.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Despite all of the wrongdoing that they have done for seven years, including spying on my campaign. Biden crimes go unpunished, including that he had boxes in Chinatown in his garage by the Corvette in air quotes and scare quotes and 1850 boxes in Delaware that he won't allow anyone to see. That is real obstruction. That was just the beginning. And then like in the middle of the night, this motherfucker just randomly putting on true social election interference. Don't let it happen. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Then like a couple minutes later, they're also going after me as retribution for the Republicans in Congress going after them. The difference is they have crimes. I don't. Then he goes on to say the Marxists and fascists in the DOJ and FBI Congress going after them. The difference is they have crimes I don't. Then he goes on and says the Marxists and fascists in the DOJ and FBI are going after me at a level never. And it just goes on and on and on and on, talking about exonerating Mike Pence. Then he goes back on election interference.
Starting point is 00:30:36 So, yeah, I think we might be hearing about an indictment. First of all, I'm mesmerized by your impression. Mesmerized. Not impressed. Yeah'm mesmerized by your impression. Mesmerized. Not impressed. Yeah, mesmerized. Because it was just like notched differently than your real voice. Got you. And then I am curious, what's it like to play poker with Trump?
Starting point is 00:30:56 Because as soon as he, you know, finds out some information, it's a tell. Immediately. Like his instinct is just, how does he? Right. It's a tell, immediate. His instinct is just, how does he? Right. And when he gets good cards, I feel like he's probably like, a lot of people are saying this is the best hand of all time.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Many are saying, yeah. Hold on, you got one pair, my man. Number one. Always bluffing, always going all in, and then threatening to sue the the pot but that is a good that's a good that is actually a good metaphor because like marcelo it's like it's like he does he'll bluff the shit out of anything but he also doesn't know poker not at all not at all it's like the fuck is this is just chaos it's very chaotic i mean that's i think that's what i think
Starting point is 00:31:40 that's what scared everybody right when he was president it was like anything set him off and you weren't sure how far he would take it. You know, and now we've seen how far he can take it, which is all the way to truth social. But yeah, it's just weird. He's weird. He's just. Yeah. I mean, look, he's going to be our next president.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Maybe. So excited. I mean, like, he's going to look, there's this. If this looks like the momentum we're seeing okay that's another indictment for him yeah um but it's just like it's wild though too you can see why he might be fucking tripping like he's looking you know over his shoulder constantly just thinking like it's at any time now because like all the recent reports on the mar-a-lago thing get shadier and shadier like at the end of the week they're like trump is on
Starting point is 00:32:24 fucking wax talking about how he stole these fucking documents and how he basically isn't like it's implied that he knows that he can't have them or he shouldn't share the information with anyone and then there's another report on cnn yesterday saying that someone at mar-a-lago flood like drained the pool so it flooded the it room where the servers are for the surveillance footage and they're like what the fuck is going on but apparently the the server room like the the footage wasn't damaged or anything like that and who knows like how much of this is total hyperbolic bullshit coming from this report i mean we'll know if it's in the indictment where
Starting point is 00:33:01 they think that that is potentially an obstruction charge but But it definitely it's not far fetched to think Trump actually believe that he could just get some pool on the fucking video footage. And then that would like make his troubles go away. Trump is like living in a Steven Seagal movie. He is just the president of a Steven Seagal movie who's just up to no good. It's very it's very cartoonish. He is a cartoon. Yeah. He does love Van Damme movies.
Starting point is 00:33:26 That was always his thing. Apparently was that he would have Van Damme movies on his private plans, but he would have everything edited out except the fight scenes. So he didn't get all the plot context, but no. Yeah. He, he probably averages a Watergate level cover up like one a day, maybe.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Like he's just like shedding fucking Watergate. Yeah. Like just fucking. He's inspiring when you think about it. It is. It's like he's just taking it to a new level. Oh, it's specifically like blood sport that he's really into. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Seems like a cool, normal guy. But the Republicans are in such a weird place like that mike pence the fact that mike pence filed paperwork to run for president and like cnn is treating it like this is a real campaign yeah one recent poll found pence held just four percent popularity with republic Republicans compared to Trump's 53%. Like he is so wildly unpopular. Everybody, nobody likes him. And it's not like he's got some fastball that he hasn't shown to the world.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Like we've seen Mike Pence and so like every type of context. And like when he is in a conflict, he closes his eyes and tries to pretend he's not there. That's what we saw from him. He is not built for the new role of person in conflict who everyone hates and has to punch his way out of a corner. out of a corner like he some would say he is maybe the worst possible person for that scenario he is like a smooth corporate product who has to be in like a cool dark back room to function properly and this is but but he did ride a motorcycle to like one of his campaign announcements so yeah this is actually maybe i mean i feel like the republic Republicans are in disarray right now. Yeah. Look at him on a motorcycle. He looks like a cop.
Starting point is 00:35:30 I mean, that's undeniable. But he's got a leather jacket. That's the look he's going for, for sure. But he's like, yeah, I'm with the Rolling Thunders. Okay. The Rolling Thunders. He wishes he was in one of those, what are those like the clampers you guys you guys know all the motorcycle gangs like the clampers and there's others um especially here in california but uh he looks like he wishes he could have been right right right but they would never ask him
Starting point is 00:36:00 no and also he wouldn't be able to like he would last five minutes in a clamper is there like a but biker bar or i think even if he had like a patch on his vest they'd be like you're not a patched in fucking biker get the fuck out of here your shit is you still you should got the tags on it still the fuck he looks like he thinks he's a good cop in that republicans he thinks republicans would like that yeah no and that's like a lot of clean up this country everyone's saying like what is your brand exactly that you're running on because tim scott who is the the black senator from south carolina he's trying to do like the vague like what if i was just so vaguely a old
Starting point is 00:36:36 school conservative that shit isn't going to do numbers right you know desantis is trying to do the trump thing but he's so wacky that they're like even like i don't know this guy's also fucking just a terrible personality in general and p Pence's thing is like, I'm a Republican from 1975. I think they're going to go all in on Tim Scott. I think that's what they're eventually going to do, because I think the Republican Party is going to come together the way the Democratic Party did when Bernie was threatened. And also the way the Republican Party got came back together when they realized trump was gonna have to be the one i mean they at some point and i god bless them for sticking together because i know democrats have a harder time with that republicans are like all right we're gonna go with this rapist
Starting point is 00:37:17 and they're like all right we're all all hands on deck for this one this one piece of shit and they're they're fine so i i just i don So I don't know who they're going to pick, so I'm fascinated that you're saying Tim. Yeah. Because DeSantis, I think they wanted DeSantis until they saw DeSantis, and then they were like, I mean, he's just doing too much, right? He can't even, like, stop in at a diner.
Starting point is 00:37:42 He freaks out. He's just not. He's, like, wiping his snot on people and shit. Yeah. Like the cameras aren't on. Like, bro, you don't even know how to fucking behave. Like, normally. And his strategy sucks.
Starting point is 00:37:51 He's like a serority king. He's like the king. I mean, a serority of his fraternity. Well, maybe that's not a Freudian slip at all. Maybe that's accurate. But he's like a fraternity king. Like he was, he's the man and with his crew. But after outside of the house people
Starting point is 00:38:05 were like who the fuck are you you don't know me yeah they're like nah bro you in the fucking way yeah exactly my food yeah oh okay i'm ron disney shut the fuck up dom debamp whatever the fuck you said your name was out of here rob which is why that trump this is so good somebody like a some shit poster pitched hit where like trump needs to start calling him rob like three years ago and trump has started calling him yeah so i mean strategy that's that's what you call strategy yeah that's smart just an intentional you know fucking up somebody's name but yeah i don't know it's the one thing is that no it's who knows where the fuck it's gonna go because there is a scenario too where trump might have so many
Starting point is 00:38:49 like legal issues that it it does affect his ability to campaign like he could still run but it might affect his ability to campaign and then you know then you have like chris christie apparently glenn yunkin from virginia this they're talking about running there's a lot of people right now that's the thing there's a lot of people who are about to jump into the race and i think this is the problem that's how trump won last time exactly no one could settle no one could settle on someone that wasn't trump and basically he just been like look at all these fucking herbs out here and they're like is it rubio or blah blah blah and then next thing you know he started taking up all the oxygen and ran away with it because if you can't get enough people in those primaries to like coalesce around
Starting point is 00:39:29 somebody it's it's gonna be a hard time confidence is key with the republican party yeah for real for real and they're i'm sure they'll have the the cooperation of like the mainstream media just getting behind whoever they decide has the best chance at it not being trump but i think there's a real like there's a there's a realization of the republican party like we got to do something i think at this point yeah i don't know if they've gotten that to that point i think they're right in front of it yeah i know i feel if anything it's going to be the donors that get them to do it they're like where's my money pile they're like your. I'm about to give it to the Democrats because they're going to win. And guess what? They will probably fucking hook us up with some tax cuts. Sure. You know, on the low.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Hasn't failed yet. austerity measures and increased you know benefits for the wealthy that's where it has to go but it seems like that could be the the one thing that would sway people is just for the donor class all takes their money or they'll just you know get excited when trump wins a bunch of primaries with impressive numbers and just fall in line and we'll be fucked i mean i'm hoping for the opposite i hope it falls apart unlike 2016 you know yeah oh me too i mean i think hoping for the opposite i hope it falls apart unlike 2016 you know yeah oh me too i mean i think the thing the reality is that's what we assumed was going to happen in 2016 i think that's why we're all a little stressed out right now because we're like well we know how this can actually go yeah because i definitely think you know whatever 2015 2014 we're like that's not
Starting point is 00:41:01 happening that's not possible and it was like oh no it totally is right it's just yeah it's all about the vote like he has the votes he has like the people and everything else is just like machinations of like trying to find ways around that but well yeah because if you look like right if you think that the the gop voters like in a primary that like at least 35 percent of the like in a primary goes to trump yeah if that's split up between 16 other fucking clowns trying to run for it then it'll be much easier for him to emerge that's why like people like maybe chris christie do something again unless this guy is gonna like has like you know bill hicks writing material from the grave to come after trump he ain't doing. What the fuck do they think is going to happen?
Starting point is 00:41:46 What do they think? Chris Christie? Yeah, that that seems to be a big strategy where they're like, Chris Christie is going to come in and just destroy this guy. As a Chris Christie is embarrassing, even when he's not trying to get into a public feud with somebody who is built for public feuds. Like he is an embarrassing, unsmooth, like uncool person when he's trying to just be cool. Like just do like get people to like him. He sucks.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Why is this going to, why is he suddenly the magic bullet that's going to, you know, take Trump's campaign out? I don't know. We'll see. It's like, I guess they're just comfortable with him.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Yeah. They know him. Yeah, but we saw what he did. He literally, he folded up. Like, the second shit got hot
Starting point is 00:42:33 in 2016, he was like, I actually love Trump. Even though I said all that other stuff. I'm in love with him. I just always picture him relaxing on the beach
Starting point is 00:42:39 when no one was allowed to be there. That's how I picture him, you know? Yeah. Closed down the highways, closed the beaches, and then, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:47 So he can have all the sand. Yeah. All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back and talk about more important things like the true meaning of the song, It Wasn't Me. It Wasn't Me.
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Starting point is 00:46:19 She has that power. You missed me, that's why you love to have me. It's true. Bring us back. Bring us back, Marcella. Thank you. Thank you so much. Shaggy.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Everyone. I mean, I know y'all know. It wasn't me. Everybody knows it wasn't me. Shaggy, Rick Rock. Everyone knew that song from the summer 2000. I did not know the other person's name. You didn't know it was Rick Rock?
Starting point is 00:46:40 I don't think he had anything after that. So if you ask someone, I'll ask y'all, what did you think the song was about? It is about cheating. It is. It is 100%. It is. It's about an endorsing cheating. It's a conversation about cheating.
Starting point is 00:46:56 And gaslighting. Because you're talking about like, just say it wasn't me. It's like, but bruh, she literally caught me red-handed banging on the bathroom floor it wasn't me it wasn't me oh okay so that's what we all thought like okay it's a cheater's anthem no shaggy just had an interview with people magazine for god knows why but in it he reveals that the song is not about cheating it's actually an anti-cheating anthem uh because people are talking about oh you know like you've you've had a really long i think they're bringing up his marriage and how you've been but like one of the songs that you're really known for is it wasn't me and he goes you know it's a big misconception
Starting point is 00:47:31 this is a quote it was a big misconception with that song because that song is not a cheating song it's an anti-cheating song it's just that nobody listened to the record to the end there's a part in the record where it's a conversation between two people and you have one guy which is me at that point giving that bad advice like bro, how could you get caught? Just tell her it wasn't me. And then at the end, the guy says, I'm going to tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused. I've been listening to your reason. It makes no sense at all.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Anyway, going to tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused. might think you're a player but you're completely lost and he's saying i remember that but he's saying that is apparently that was the operative section of the song it wasn't the most memorable fucking part which was everyone going it wasn't me yeah no like i remember that part it certainly doesn't seem like that changes the meaning of the song yeah i always i always assumed that like that was the studio or like i don't know the catholic church like whoever the fuck like that was like based on a note because yeah there's just this random conversation that happens up top where he's like hey man i got caught cheating and he's like oh well i have some advice for you and then the song like the song just succeeded in spite of this weird little like it's in three
Starting point is 00:48:52 acts that they put around it yeah and shaggy is playing a character do not confuse him with his character oh see what was that phone that was the house phone see that was a caller trying to get me but um the i mean he's he's basically talking about semantics at this point because it is a song about cheating, but it's a conversation about cheating. Because I remember even when I listened to that song, I was like, oh, they're having a back and forth. Like, this is just two guys being guys. But I mean, he cheats in the song. There's no way you can't say it's about cheating because he literally admits to cheating as his girl already caught him and now they're trying to resolve the situation and like first a friend gives bad advice which men notoriously do they give each other bad advice
Starting point is 00:49:34 and then comes back to like no man i'm gonna apologize but also it's about cheating like you can apologize all you want doesn't mean she's gonna take you back yeah also the guy who is the voice of reason in this song has been caught cheating like 17 times while repeatedly like having sex with somebody like it on the like yeah i forget all the counter it wasn't me she saw me banging on the sofa it wasn't this guy who is like our hero who's like i'm just going to apologize is world's biggest like fuck boy yeah why don't we ask that guy what he thinks the song is about yeah where's rick rock let me look at where's rick rock now yeah instead of shaggy who's supposedly been loyal to his wife you know and has uh you know reputation to uphold with his wife.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Let's be real here, Shag. Wow. Rick Rock, I realize this song was 23 years ago. I'm like, he's 50 now. Yeah. That's time for you. All right. Well, Rick Rock, we heard you.
Starting point is 00:50:36 But that intro and outro sounds like it was written based on notes from Shaggy's wife or, you know, from his pastor or something, you know. Like, it's like well gotta send a good message to the kids it's like an 80s like very special episode of tv i just like that we were in middle school dancing to that shit i know banging on the bathroom oh that was my favorite banging that was banging on the bathroom yeah how could i but the opening was yo open up man he's like what do you want man my girl just caught me you let her catch you i don't know how all the impressions today with who the girl next door you know man he goes say it wasn't you all right all right it's him yeah that is a good idea all right
Starting point is 00:51:25 i remember there was a girl i had a crush on who was like very you know like it just i wouldn't have thought that she would like the song and she told me she liked the song and i was like oh that's hmm that's interesting which so i want to hear your full judgment. What was your judgment? You didn't really clarify. She's down for an open relationship. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:51:53 You see? This is why Shaggy's trying to clarify. No, no, no. Oh, wait. Let me let Miles do his voice. No, no. I'm laughing too hard. I'm just thinking like you want a dating app or something like relationship style you just put it wasn't me it wasn't i mean look the song is really stupid because this dude is like he's mentally ill because he's just like i forgot that i gave her a key and she saw me bugging her on the
Starting point is 00:52:22 kitchen counter it's like and then did he not stop so i want to know was it all one thing where she just kept like he it was all one scenario where she saw him like five different places he says in the song she she stayed until the end so she watched everything happen so i do believe that he jumped around the house and she was like you know kept hiding behind whatever okay painting or some shit and she was like you and she was like, you know, kept hiding behind whatever painting or some shit. And she was like, you know, she was like painting with moving eyes. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:49 She had a fucking fucking lampshade over her head. Just like, yeah, because she was just because. So maybe it's like a kink that they had as a couple. You know, we don't know. Yeah. Because like he's talking about getting freaky. He's like, yo, I had her on the counter. I had her in the shower.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I was. This shit was on camera. She saw the marks on my shoulder the screams got louder shaggy thought he was going to clarify and and you know you know make us understand the song it has only left us with more questions yeah yes it sounds like you're into humiliating your partner yeah by cheating forgot she gave her a key yeah right yeah no. Yeah, okay. No man forgets that. Oh, hell no. That's also how you know that he was fucking bullshitting her and lying to her and promising her things that he couldn't deliver.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Yeah. See? What the fuck, Shaggy? Get it together, man. Yeah. You're not getting this with this one. No. I believe this is a cheating anthem, and I think this was, I don't know what happened between you and your wife that you're like saying this now but right and the 90s and 2000s had some banger cheating songs okay yeah oh what is this numbers in your pocket
Starting point is 00:53:58 i remember when you used to throw those things away. Man, that shit. 112? It's over now? Wait, what's that? I know that you're somebody else's guy. Yeah. But I feel like. I mean, there's a lot of cheating ass songs. And we were little kids like, yeah, I'm going to grow up to cheat.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Yeah, I'm like singing Drew Hill. I'm like, I fuck with Drew Hill. Yeah, Creep by TLC. Shout out to Justin. all of these just cheating anthems that we're fine with you know it is what it is oh man i hate when i forget to throw all the numbers that i have in my pocket out because you know i'm just like just weighted down with so many numbers yeah i don't intend to do anything but they're just they're there you know i remember when you used to throw those things away jack right but i just like you gotta i was waiting for the recycling
Starting point is 00:54:49 because the the amount of numbers that i get is taking out forests so oh man but yeah this is i just i think this is the question though that leads him to that answer in this people magazine interview goes despite being so closely associated with it wasn't me you've been married to rebecca packer for almost 10 years and share three daughters shaggy also has two sons from a previous relationship that's a parenthetical do you ever find that because of that song people assume you might still be a player even though you're in a loving relationship and that's and he's like that's the thing uh no he's he's he's cheap all right let's talk about a new feature iphone i mean marcella did you did you see the like goggles of course i saw the goggles what'd you think they're stupid as fuck
Starting point is 00:55:33 people get a life go outside for the love of god but i can have it look like outside in my goggles bro did you see they're like they're basically trying to read your emotional reactions to shit and like they're i mean they are coming for us okay if you are truly that is what that was my takeaway is like we are fucked yeah this like people are going to use the shit voluntarily handing over their in front like again i'm protective of my cell phone number so i don't get spam calls like i cannot even fathom the concept of putting on something that's going to read my fucking eyes and my brain and my emotions and my body temperature and all that shit. It's like, what? That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:56:16 The thing that was, like, making a 3D avatar for you on FaceTime because when you have those goggles on, like, you clearly can't have a camera that it like maps your face and then like using all this other shit to like emote on your behalf i'm like this this is getting tricky so weird i get the part of like getting super high and like watching a movie like in like 3000 yeah and being able to like move it forward and back like that shit other than that prior to the video i was like nobody's gonna use this shit this is stupid and then once i saw the video i was like oh everybody gonna use this shit this is stupid and then once i saw the video i was like oh everybody's gonna oh it's a shit and it's so bad for us yeah it's so i just cannot believe that we're here in technology and they still haven't done research on a women's menstruations and women's bodies and women's organs and shit and like there's bitches that
Starting point is 00:57:01 don't even know they got endometriosis because there's just no money in the research because they refuse to do it and fibroids and shit like that yeah oh my god but we have this fucking stupid four thousand dollar vr machine so that virgins can feel like they have a fucking bitch in their life fucking losers get a life did you see the moment when they unveiled the price and everybody's like that's cap they're like no honestly if i heard it what is it 3,000 3,500 3,500 oh yeah i actually heard it as in like they're they're like oh i have to save extra like that's how i heard that gasp because at first i was like oh people are gonna be pissed and then you hear the gasp you're like no this actually sounds like they're like oh i just won't go to hawaii this year or something right right right right exactly well a lesser noticed feature that was unveiled yesterday from apple is that
Starting point is 00:57:51 they are ios 17 autocorrect will finally let people say fuck it will be powered by ai and be better able to predict words and phrases that the iPhone user repeats. And this includes swear words. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I had to do the thing where I added it. Like, I had to do all that manual shit. Like, I had someone, like, a name in my address book. So, it thought I would just be talking about someone in my address book.
Starting point is 00:58:17 And then I think you could then do, like, more deliberate versions. Well, if you capitalize a word, it saves it automatically. And so, like, every time I say shit, it's capital S, which is really funny. Like formal shit? Yeah, yeah. And fuck was annoying because I always used to accidentally hit the, I think X is right next to it. Next to the C. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:58:37 And so it saved in my phone that way for a long time. And I was like, this is really annoying. Yeah. So this is going to make all of that much easier mine has always made me go fucking deducting change it back and sometimes it'll change it again one time another time and you have to like be like no this is what i meant yeah right which probably led to some confusing messages over the years but also it led to diffusing a situation because when you're pissed and you're you say you fucking bitch
Starting point is 00:59:05 and then it's spelling it wrong, you're just like, let me go recur. Oh, God. And then you've diffused your own brain. They've helped you. So maybe it was good. So this is going to happen across
Starting point is 00:59:16 where it's going to be putting in words and phrases that the iPhone user repeats, including swear words. So it does feel like it could go in the opposite direction now. Sure. It can go in any direction now. Possibilities are endless. What the fuck, man? Fuck.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I need more fuck in my phone book so I can get it. Jesus, she just had a baby. Leave her alone. I need more fuck. I need more fuck. I need more fuck in my life. It wasn't me. It wasn't him, I swear. I need more fuck. I need more fuck in my life. It wasn't me. It wasn't him, I swear.
Starting point is 00:59:47 It wasn't me. No. I guess so. Autocorrect was kind of overpowering in the first place because when they first introduced it, the only thing anybody had ever typed with their thumbs on was BlackBerry. And you couldn't feel the keys. So people were really shitty at it. So they, it had to be like more aggressive than, you know, you,
Starting point is 01:00:08 you might've thought with the iPhone. And so they, it seems like they're finally like, we, we're up to the task with, I hate that. Like shook boy mentality of Apple. We don't want people to errantly be typing.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Fuck. Like I bought a fucking 800, whatever the money fucking thousand dollars square from you i should be able to type fuck don't worry about me yeah right that's my right i also just like that there's like this concept of like what would your mother think why would you say that to her and he's like my mother she don't give a fuck yeah she don't give a duck they yeah they like in their announcement they were like so we came across this problem that you're bringing up here of swearing. Let me tell you about it from the other angle.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Picture yourself. You're on vacation. You've rented a house by the lake, and you want to tell grandma about it. What the fuck is this? You want to tell her about the beautiful ducks on the pond. You don't want the software to come in and replace that word and have the message take a whole other direction it's like that is so specific like yeah just be more careful when you're texting your
Starting point is 01:01:11 grandmother you also call your grandmother you fucking asshole she doesn't want to text yeah she does not want to text i'm sorry call her yeah fucking dorks what happens when you have these fucking pious dorks making decisions? In charge of everything. Yeah, it's fucking annoying. Deciding what the future is going to look like. Yeah, bring in Rihanna. Then you'll get some real actual interesting feedback and features.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Yeah, for real. Well, Marcella, as always, truly a pleasure. It's over? Yeah. It's over. Wow. It's over now. You believe it?
Starting point is 01:01:43 I can't. It's usually fucking an hour and a half of too much news. It's over now. You believe it? I can't. It's usually fucking an hour and a half of too much news. It's usually interminable. You're just going on and on about some shit I don't give a shit about. Oh, wait. Let me play y'all this reaction, though, for the price tag. Because if you haven't heard it, it's really good. Because it kind of lets you know that even the people who are like Apple-brained are like,
Starting point is 01:02:02 I don't know about all this shit. Apple Vision Pro starts at $30. It will be available early next year on Apple.com and at Apple retail stores in the U.S. I'm telling you, I think they're into it. I think you're mishearing it. Yeah. That's their kid. They're like, humiliate me, Tim.
Starting point is 01:02:23 I got to bleed for this one. Okay. I'm going gonna be the hottest guy in town with this that's annoying i mean i already i can already tell when people are like you're gonna see videos with people getting their shits straight to just they're gonna get juxt on the street with that absolutely i don't give a i feel like nobody's gonna wear that outside right you know oh come Oh, come on. Yeah. Come on.
Starting point is 01:02:46 I saw people wearing Google Glass when that shit came out. And I was like, sir. Also, they're wearing those dumb red boots around town. You think they're not going to put this shit on? Yeah. For real. At least this does some shit rather than give you like ankle pain. Oh.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Well, Marcella, such a pleasure having you. Was it? It was, actually, to be honest with you. It was and always is. Just kidding. It wasn't. Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff? You can follow me at MarcellaComedy.com on Marcella Comedy on all social media.
Starting point is 01:03:17 And you can just catch me live. This summer, I'm coming to Norfolk, Nebraska, New York City, Chicago, Denver. Women Chris Wednesday is actually coming to the Ford in Los Angeles. That's right. In the State Theater in my hometown of Medesto, California. Hell yeah. Cowtown. Homecoming.
Starting point is 01:03:35 You love saying that. Is it Cowtown? Y'all call it Medesto, Cowtown? No, we call it Medesto. Medesto. Wait, I love saying homecoming or Miles loves saying captain? I don't know. It doesn't matter, Jack.
Starting point is 01:03:47 It doesn't matter. Jesus Christ. I was just kidding. You didn't say you were kidding. Okay, good. Modesto, more like meth death star. I mean, Modesto, we're George Lucas. We're born and raised with George Lucas.
Starting point is 01:03:57 So every time you guys put me on hold to talk about Star Wars, you're disrespecting not just me, but my hometown. That's me. That's me. That's on me. That's on me. That's on me. That's on me. Is there a there a work of media marcella that you've been enjoying um well probably so i got to see it literally a few days ago and it was amazing i want everyone to see it because it's very very fucking cool but i will say i have been keeping up with this cop city shit in atlanta and i don't know if you guys have talked about it but there was this incredible speech that was made and i can obviously send you guys a link if you want but
Starting point is 01:04:29 this gentleman you know because they were you know everyone was speaking and he had this brilliant brilliant speech and this particular tweet came across my timeline it was like i cannot believe i am standing here cleaning with you not to spend the tax dollars of a black city to tear down a forest in a black neighborhood to increase the policing and caging of more black people all this in a city with black leadership it breaks my heart he had such a great speech i strongly recommend if you're not following what's going on there please do they just approved the funding um but 67 million but the protesters and the people the activists are just trying to remind people that's just the funding has been approved it hasn't been built yet so let's like you know keep the strength and keep the momentum um and we need to support
Starting point is 01:05:09 these people so i know i usually share something funny but i this is like major because it has major implications for the entire united states and you know you know my family's from el salvador so i know how serious it can be when the police and the government uh you know really go against their people and it had it it can devastate generations so um please keep up with what's going on this is our country and we gotta stay on top of it and that's what's freaky too is like you know for all the talk of like well this shouldn't be protesting or you know trying to do shit at cop city they go in numbers yeah to speak at this fucking meeting and to your point it's like and if shame on all these fucking black council members
Starting point is 01:05:49 yeah like because you look there was like 11 to 4 that vote and you're like how the fuck like so all y'all are just a bunch of fucking clowns yeah uh and also like that raid they did on the group that was helping pay for bond bail and stuff for people that are protesting like it was a very calculated effort to destroy this movement but i think it's only going to just further like and everything that's happening this country radicalize people into like you know and i that's why we go back to talking about who's running in 2024 because i'm fascinated with everything that's unfolding every day literally right now across this country and what's actually going to happen in 2024 because what they're saying is true the prediction of the young people coming in out in numbers i don't i don't know i
Starting point is 01:06:28 don't know what to think i don't know what to believe and it's it's very i have a very uneasy feeling but i also you have to remain hopeful to fucking continue right yeah no absolutely and i think i think the biggest thing that is heartening at the very least for the amount of you know atlantans that showed up just to speak aliens yeah ats shout out at aliens really they like tried to really to speak up for their community and then just watch the people that supposedly represent them not fucking hear what they have to say like that's you're like this is fuck this is a wrap this is fucking it's all performative miles where can people find you is there work media you've been enjoying yeah find me
Starting point is 01:07:05 uh at miles of gray twitter instagram and the like uh find jack and on our basketball podcast miles and jack i'm mad boosties find sophia alexandra and i on our uh you know 90 day fiance trash talking show for 20 day fiance uh tweet i like is from daniel m lavery which is because in la we hear david lynch's voice all the time during the weather. So he said, quote, quote, I don't think David Lynch could have the kind of career he's had without a full head of hair. That's not to lay all the credit for his work on it, but his fundamental relationship to the world is an old man with young hair. He looks when he puts sunglasses on, you're like, this guy's hip as shit. He's
Starting point is 01:07:47 almost 80. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien. Oh, Jack, nobody asked. That's a good point. Hey, Jack, where can people find you? Oh, thank you so much for asking. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien. A tweet I've been enjoying.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Mike Scullins tweeted a picture of Mike Pence on his motorcycle. I guess it's not a Harley. And said, don't tell mother, but I have joined the Hex Angels. Does his patch say Rolling Thunders? Or is it Rolling Thunder with
Starting point is 01:08:21 a trademark sign? I can't. I've been sort of. Oh, yeah. Maybe it is a registered trademark. Oh, that's even stupid. So like, why would you even put that on the patch? I don't want to get sued. It's the Rolling Thunders.
Starting point is 01:08:38 Fuck them. Yeah. Wait. Speaking of that. Sorry, I hate to interrupt, but I know I do. I love to interrupt. But during the NBA finals, I just love that. What one wearing Wu-Wear, but it's just Western Union. And then the other team is wearing, what is it, UKG?
Starting point is 01:08:52 And I'm like, wow, the hip-hop off-brand. Yeah. The underground kings are here. Gotta get the Wu-Wear. Gotta get the Wu-Wear. Wu-Wear. Wu-Wear. All right.
Starting point is 01:09:02 You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at The Daily zeitgeist on instagram we have a facebook fan page and website dailyzeitgeist.com where we post our episodes and our footnotes where we link off the information that we talked about in today's episode as well as a song that we think you might enjoy miles what is the song you think we might enjoy uh i came across this artist called portraits of tracy which i was interested in because that's like a famous jaco pastorius kind of piece but then it's like this self-taught producer 18 year old producer who is putting all kinds of like their work on youtube and this one is like kind of a rework of the party by the weekend but in its like very own
Starting point is 01:09:41 cool way it's just like it's cool cool to see these DIY artists come out. That was the most Tumblr-ass explanation. I got to. Jesus Christ, bro. You are of your generation. You are of your generation. Hey, I'm 38. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:09:57 We're exactly the same age. I followed you on Tumblr, I'm sure, years ago. That's what I'm trying to say. Oh, yeah. Anyways, go ahead. You definitely did. You definitely did. You definitely did. When I said Belly, the movie by Hype Williams, explains everything in our society.
Starting point is 01:10:12 But yeah, this is The Party by Portraits of Tracy. Overrated, The Matrix. Underrated, Belly. Belly. As a singular explanation. Look at this shot. That would have been a spicy take for an Asian to say, too. I'm Blazin'. Wait, I'm not just Asian.
Starting point is 01:10:27 I know, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, that's a spicy take for an Asian to say. What is? What's spicy? To say that his joke, his joke that he just made, that the Matrix was overrated. Oh, oh. I didn't follow that. Yeah, you don't listen to Jack. I can tell you don't respect him. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it happens.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Thank you for saying that. That was just all exposed right now for the world to see. Maybe the reason why we're not recording Fridays. Fucking Louis C.K. over here just exposed like a motherfucker in front of his loved ones. Come on, bro. What are we doing? Well, this conversation will continue, but The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from our radio visit
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