The Daily Zeitgeist - L Presidente, Pumpkin Spice Viagra 8.19.19
Episode Date: August 19, 2019In episode 456, Jack and Miles are joined by super producer and Ethnically Ambiguous co-host Anna Hossnieh to discuss the right scamming old people, Trump trying to buy Greenland, Trump trying to pump... himself up for the election, Fox News polls, insurance companies being very shady, more Jeffrey Epstein crap, best burger in every state, vaping-linked breathing problems, Pumpkin Space spam, and more! FOOTNOTES:1. Bill O’Reilly’s Precious Metals2. Greenland's government tells President Donald Trump the island is 'not for sale'3. President Trump Eyes a New Real-Estate Purchase: Greenland4. Allies worry Trump is "running out of tools" to boost the economy5. Fox News poll shows Trump losing to Biden, Warren, Sanders and Harris6. Insurance Companies Are Paying Cops To Investigate Their Own Customers7. Jeffrey Epstein Spent Time Alone With Young Woman In Prison's Attorney Room8. Jeffrey Epstein’s gal pal Ghislaine Maxwell spotted at In-N-Out Burger in first photos since his death9. Where to Get the Best Burger in Every State10. Cases of vaping-linked breathing problems now reported in 8 states11. Danny Masterson vows to ‘beat’ exes in court in Scientology lawsuit12. Is Cleaning Your Ears With Cotton Swabs Really That Dangerous?13. Pumpkin Spice Spam is coming soon to Walmart14. Pumpkin Spice Spam Exists, and Here’s Our Honest Review15. The Bizarre Reason People Are So Addicted To Pumpkin Spice Lattes16. WATCH: Weval - The Weight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, the internet, and welcome to Season 96, Episode 1 of Dear Daily Zeitgeist,
a production of iHeartRadio.
This is I Just Spit Across the Room.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness
and say, officially, off the top, hey, fuck Coke Industries and fuck Fox News.
It's Monday, August 19th, 2019.
My name is Jack O'Brien, a.k.a. my boyfriend's Jack, and he's gonna be in trouble.
Psych gang, psych, I don't know.
Bail, bail, bail, bail, bail, bail, bail, bail, bail, bail.
That is courtesy of Christy Yamaguchi-Main, and I'm thrilled to be joined, as always,
by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray!
Podcast.
Want a song about it?
Like to hear it?
Here it goes.
I am Miles!
Whoa.
Got to do.
Okay, I'm going to fast forward to...
I've got hot takes I share with strategy
because I have to answer to her majesty.
No, no, no.
Okay, thank you to Beth at Curiosity Mod for that En Vogue AK.
That's right, this week I'm looking for En Vogue AKs cause I'm washed and old.
Yeah, and also thank you for misspelling my name in the tweet.
I'm not offended by it at all.
It's M-I-L-E-S.
Why?
She spelled it with a Y?
Why did she do that?
I don't know, man.
That's what people always want to spell my wife's name in weird ways.
Really?
Well, like, they just think she doesn't have the standard spelling.
I don't know why.
White people think non-white people have weird names.
I feel like I've seen so many odd spellings of Lindsay.
I've seen ones that have blown my mind.
Yeah.
Well, we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the one, the only,
one of the Carvers of Mount Zyte-Moore.
She is Anna Hosier!
Hello.
The energy.
How are you feeling this morning?
She's vibrating.
Not great.
This is the earliest we've ever recorded the Daily Zeitgeist.
You might be able to hear it in some of our voices.
Our voices, yeah.
We're still in Orlando.
Our flight, we're trapped here.
Yeah.
Hopefully we make it back by tomorrow's episode.
We're making the most of it yeah snowstorm hit orlando and you are your your energy right now in a word is electric why do you have a band-aid on jack uh yeah what happened so went for a jog
yesterday uh and i'm struck by lightning in his arm uh by the way i like shireen's description of the
lightning as thick cut lightning uh because it really is very thick down here yeah in florida
it's really like steak lightning it's bars it's got steak fries bars of lightning uh yeah so i
went for a jog and this uh completely flat surface just jumped up out of nowhere
and tripped me.
You fell?
You fell in Orlando?
There she goes.
She's checking.
And did like three tumbles.
Like, you know when a car like crashes
and it just keeps like rolling?
You're like, wait, it can't keep rolling, can it?
How much momentum?
Yeah, that's what I did.
Anyways.
You shouldn't have seen the... I've never heard you laugh like this.
Is that a real laugh or a fake?
Are you turning it on for the mic?
It's just really...
That is not what I was expecting you to tell me.
Yeah, it was really bad.
You felt like you broke up a robbery or something?
Yeah.
Yeah, these tourists were getting strong-armed.
Yeah.
No, I'm getting old.
Where I have drop foot, which is a bad sign if I do it.
Dude, the sweat was the best on our way to the thing.
Oh, my God.
I met you in the lobby, and I'm like, you all right, dude?
And he's like, I just went for a jog outside.
I'm like, what?
Yeah, it takes me at least two hours to stop sweating from exercise.
Did you take a cold shower when you get back to try and counteract it?
Nah, because those are uncomfortable.
And I like the warm, cuddly water.
I like to feel warm, like I'm being hugged by the shower.
Yeah, but if you're that hot, a cold shower feels amazing.
All right.
Anyways, Anna, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell our listeners just a couple of the things we're talking about today.
We're talking about a lot of things. We're going to talk about why
the right is so mean to the consumers of their media, why they just like loot them.
We're going to talk about Greenland and the president of the United States, I think Donald
Trump. We're going to talk about Trump rally at the end of last week. We're going to talk about Trump recession that might be coming, how he's going to try
and pass that off.
We're talking, this is not a Trump-free Monday.
Let's put it that way.
We're going to talk about the latest Fox News poll, which is not looking great for El Presidente.
And we're going to talk about this story that came out in BuzzFeed that is crazy and infuriating
about insurance companies teaming up with police and basically like paying police to
investigate people for insurance fraud.
And it's fucked up.
Sounds like it's on the level, man.
I also saw an infuriating BuzzFeed article last night that said,
funny, crazy, random, out of nowhere text friends have sent.
And I was like, this is not real.
So this is infuriated.
A little different kind of infuriating.
Yeah, this is the BuzzFeed news.
So there's like three different, there's two different.
Mine was the BuzzFeed news as well.
Yeah, it was.
All right, well, before we get to any of that and crazy emails from
our ariel chiron you never saw coming what that would be amazing if all their like really hard
hitting news shit was framed like they're right like the headlines were written by you won't
believe what this white nationalist just pulled all right but first
we like to ask our guest anna you might know this we like to ask our guest what's something
from your search history it's revealing about who you are yeah i'm gonna pass on this segment
no no no no fam um in my search history this is very very insider, Ivan Kurslavik, Australia's Got Talent.
Okay.
I like the way this is going.
That's insider for whom?
If you watch-
Australians.
For Australians.
If you watch Bachelor in Paradise Australia.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Or The Bachelorette Australia.
So there's this guy who was on Bachelor Australia first, and then he went to BIP Bachelor in Paradise for
me.
Now, you put your answers in the doc.
Are you misspelling his name?
No.
That's his name?
That's another level.
So many consonants in a row.
K-R-S-L?
He's about 6'7".
Are you doing old comedy from the 40s?
Is that a real name?
Wow.
Try some culture, Jack.
But he's about 6'7".
And he considers himself the Channing Tatum of Australia.
In the sense that he's like a Magic Mike style dancer.
He's a 6'7 stripper?
Well, he's not a stripper.
He's just more like his dream is to be like a step-up dancer.
What do you mean? Like step up the movie. Oh, like step up to the streets. Like Chan just more like his dream is to be like a step-up dancer. What do you mean?
Like step up the movie.
Oh, like step up to the streets.
Like Channing Tatum.
Or step up to the streets.
What's the emphasis?
He wants to just be like a fucking like pop and lock.
He is one, but he's the corniest one I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, no.
And he uses it.
He'll be like, for one, in The Bachelorette, he like girl i i actually did it i did a routine for you
if you could just like sit there i'll dance for you and most of the time he's dancing to no music
oh wow and it's insane and then like in bachelor in paradise he's like so frustrated with like
this situation with this girl and this guy like he's like in like a this guy's like i want to ask
out your girl and he's like oh you're my friend man then he goes he's like, I want to ask out your girl. And he's like, oh, you're my friend, man. Then he goes, he's like, just, I need a minute.
I just need to go like dance this off.
No.
And he goes and he's like got headphones on and he's like dancing by himself in front
of like a sunset.
It's the most insane thing I've ever seen.
It's beautiful.
And he truly believes he's the most suave, like badass dancer.
Like he's like told the girl like, I need about five years, right about five years right in five years i'm gonna or not even like five years i think at that time it was
like a few years ago he's like give me a few years i will be channing tatum first you have to go to
atlanta because all the dancers go to atlanta and then i will have made it is that where chan
give me five years i don't know i don't know where the dancing and i will be making 23 000
a year busking.
Yeah, exactly.
Apparently he went on Australia's Got Talent and the clip,
it's wild.
I mean, he's got talent,
but he's a 6'7 dancer,
so he just looks...
Gangly.
Yeah, he just looks like he's too big.
Like he knows how to do the moves,
he just puts them together in a weird way.
Well, I'll show you guys a video.
It's just very...
It kills me.
And if you guys watch...
Seems like he's not motivated by the music.
To the Australians.
No, he's definitely motivated.
You'll see.
I'll show you.
I'll put it in the footnotes
so you guys can really watch this.
It's kind of amazing
because speaking of foot, footloose,
Kevin Bacon's character at one point
at one point thank you uh at one point he like goes into a warehouse and like because he's mad
and like just dances dances it off right yeah and i never thought that like i this is the first i've
ever heard of that actually happening right but he probably saw that and was like, that's what you should do when you're a dancer. You gotta get off some steam.
That's a movie.
And he...
Also, Kevin Bacon is dancing
most of the time to no music because
the music is in his car.
Oh, yeah.
He just slams the doors behind him. Anyways, what is something
that you think is overrated?
Hosniye?
I think I'm gonna go with like
like tuscany uh explain where is that it's in italy oh shit yeah yeah yeah no i mean like
i think enough said yeah i just think like certain people people really play it up. Yeah. You know? I guess like God's land or something.
Right.
Yeah.
So.
Well, I for one will not be baited into such...
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing to me?
What the fuck?
I don't understand why you're acting like that. What's the Russell Crowe movie it is what the Russell Crowe movie where
he like goes to Tuscan under the Tuscan sun yeah that's actually a great movie oh fuck
underrated under the Tuscan sun
it's like how can the place be overrated if the whole fucking movie you like is based there right
i don't understand the logic but a great a great thing that is totally ruined by a whack movie
i guess and i'm just taking your word for it that it's great uh no really it really is great
uh i went to one of those phases where I watched all those kind of like older women
love romance movies.
Wait, that's...
Russell Crowe isn't in Under the Tuscan Sun, is he?
There's a Russell...
Yeah, that's Diane Lane.
Crowe.
That's who you're confusing Russell Crowe for.
It's Diane Lane.
Dude, that's the neat thing about Gladiator when he's running his fingers.
Russell Crowe's Tuscan-y movie is called A Good Year.
Oh, wait, what the fuck is that about?
It's just about him having a good year.
Okay, that's overrated.
That sounds like my life, dude.
Directed him.
Hell yeah.
A romantic comedy directed and produced by the person who you've always wanted to see
direct and produce a romantic comedy, Ridley Scott.
Oh, wow.
Stars Russell Crowe, Marion Cotillard.
Nailed that pronunciation.
What's with that last name? Am I right? Here we go. Cotillard. Am I that pronunciation. What's with that last name?
Am I right?
Here we go.
Cotillard?
Am I right, Patriots?
Right.
Anyways.
Ridley's.
Speak American.
So, I mean, it might as well have been Gladiator then.
Yeah, it's loosely based on the 2004 novel.
Gladiator.
The same name.
Gladiator.
Gladiator.
By Gladiator.
By Gladiator. By Turbo from American Gladiators. What is something. By Gladiator. By Gladiator.
By Turbo from American Gladiators.
What is something you think is underrated, Anna?
I'm going to go with a hot take.
Orlando cocaine.
Wow.
What do you mean?
You thought Orlando cocaine was going to be good?
No, that's my underrated.
It is good.
It's better than good.
So you're serious right now?
No.
You do cocaine in Orlando?
No, let's put that on the air.
Well, okay.
So I went to a few theme parks, right?
And in order to hit them all, in the amount of time we were here, I had to ask one of
the-
The goofy at Disney.
No, no.
I asked one of the other conference.
There's another, there's like 15 conferences happening right now.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. So I went, I hit up the IRS dudes. I was like 15 conferences happening right now. Yeah, that's true.
So I hit up the IRS dudes.
I was like, come on, man.
They're holding.
You're not allowed into the city of Orlando
if you don't have a lanyard around your neck.
It is kind of fascinating.
It's like, wow, we're in God's country.
But anyway, the IRS dudes didn't have any,
so I hit up the pharmaceuticals.
The guy.
There was also a pharmaceutical convention. You went he went to the irs first yeah they party yeah they party
they're stealing that's probably true who do you think like what convention do you think
parties the hardest real estate probably yeah real estate or advertising yeah because i would
say podcasting anything i think podcasters pretty tame, pretty tame. Pretty tame. Not a lot of wild ones in the bunch.
Not at the iHeart party, man.
The podcast industry turned up.
By the way, the heads want to see you, Jack.
Yeah.
Mr. Break Dancer.
Yeah.
Well, you know.
You cleared the floor out to do a routine.
What is a myth?
What's something people think is true you know to be false
now
you know what
this one
I'm quite proud of
but
you
that you can't
clog a hotel toilet
uh-huh
is that based on
something going on
so what stories
are we talking about today
that myth
because I believe
most hotel toilets
to have
industrial flushing power that could probably
suck a baby through I think a lot of children but you're saying that way that's a myth
is there a specific hotel that you think no okay we got to get some stories you know oh uh-huh
fair enough great I think um you clogged a toilet here is what i'm gonna take that's what i'm getting
let's just say the man who delivered my cake seconds after was not pleased dry heathed on
his way out um i would say that the toilets in this hotel are interesting i flushed it this
morning and i had like a bellagio hotel fountain situation just shoot up up? Yeah. It was like Vesuvius.
They're trying something.
It sounds beautiful.
Vesuvius.
Were there lights?
Well, it was only for number one, so full disclosure.
Okay.
So don't ask what the stains are on the ceiling.
One of the clearest pieces of evidence, something that I look at every now and then, I think I've talked about the fact that I am on the breitbart news uh mailing list just to kind of keep an eye on on what they're up to uh and a lot
a lot of the emails are just scam emails just here's one i got the other day a special message
from bill o'reilly oh great picture of O'Reilly with a silver coin,
like a giant silver coin behind him.
And it says,
Dear fellow Americans,
some experts say a recession could be on the way.
With all the turbulence in the world,
it's important to consider putting a portion
of what you have earned into an asset
that is historically safe, gold and silver.
what you have earned into an asset that is historically safe gold and silver uh so these are like these old person like financial scam like they're just looting the elderly essentially
because that's who's who watches them i just found a website called bill o'reilly's precious
metals and it sounds like he has a whole career in getting you to invest in gold.
Dude.
Or you want a Bitcoin IRA?
Oh, really?
Hell yeah, Bill.
Also sounds like it was written by an angry ex-wife.
Bill O'Reilly's Precious Metals.
So precious he forgets his anniversary.
Right.
There's also an article in the New Republic recently
about nutraceuticals, gets his anniversary. There's also an article in the New Republic recently about
nutraceuticals, and it
asks the question, why
this scam... Do y'all think they work?
Right. Why are
they so good at
making you have amazing
brain power that lasts all day?
No, why are all
the top sellers of nutraceuticals
right-wing media? I didn't realize Joe the top sellers of nutraceuticals right-wing media?
I didn't realize Joe Rogan is a nutraceutical guy.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just didn't think he was that far gone.
Oh.
I didn't think he was that cool.
I think it's, well, because, like, I think inherently, right, like, a lot of conservatives
already have this feeling of, like, waning power.
So, like, anything that's like that's like hey man fucking let's go
back to caveman fucking times right fucking bodies were robust and powerful well but they were
talking about the fact that like some of some of the images on the nutraceutical like marketing
material are actually like a an exact match of like a drawing from marxist material about what
capitalism was going to do to us
like it has like gears and stuff and like it's basically a human turning into a machine like
an automaton right yeah an automaton like just how you know you're gonna lose your humanity
and these nutraceutical like marketing materials are people doing that and they're like you're
gonna be so sick you're gonna be a fucking machine bro a fucking capitalist machine man yeah i mean that's they want us to lose our humanity
so marx was warning that that will happen if we go further down the road of capitalism
and then it's happening they're they're bragging about it with the nutraceuticals
and uh it's basically one of one of the theories put forward by the article is that
you know the reason it's a right-wing thing is because it's all about making you a better
capitalist like money maker yeah money making machine and you know when you think about it
it's a pretty bleak ethos like the america american right wingers are basically like it's a meritocracy
and if you're not making money that's on you bro right right what's wrong with you yeah you got to
make yourself better earner for your family or you're a fucking loser and so like oh man one of
the people in the article said like the left wing is a little bit more skeptical about the relationship between labor
and employer right and so they wouldn't take as kindly to a product that is all about like making
you better employee right right that's why we're like let's smoke weed and be fucked up at work
right yeah i guess like he wrote in here but the left on the left wing the people who sell this
bullshit gwyneth paltrow yeah there's only one and bullshit, Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, there's only one, and it's Gwyneth Paltrow.
Well, I guess it's all different versions, right?
Because I guess the other, like the holistic, you know, pseudoscience stuff is like the
left's version of nutraceuticals.
But it's like for a much more, like, you know, it feels more fantastic and whimsical.
You want to know what Gwyneth Paltrow's uh nutraceutical is called what nerd alert no it
isn't yes because it's like oh you want to use your brain nerd well this will make you more alert
dork I like the rights version is fucking caveman power like I think that was one of the Alex Jones
one like caveman brain force or something and then who left this fucking nerd alert nerd alert square alert you want to do
you want to do good at work you nerd uh anyways
well we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist
who on October 16, 2017, was murdered.
There are crooks everywhere you look now.
The situation is desperate.
My name is Manuel Delia.
I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere,
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Daphne exposed the culture of crime and
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And she paid the ultimate
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And I'm Jemay Jackson-Gadsden.
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of sports and culture. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese.
I know I'll go down in history.
People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game.
Every great player needs a foil.
I ain't really hear them voice.
I just come here to play basketball every single day, and that's what I focus on.
From college to the pros, Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports.
Angel Reese is a joy to watch.
She is unapologetically black.
I love her.
What exactly ignited this fire?
Why has it been so good for the game?
And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained?
This game is only going to get better because the talent is getting better.
This new season will cover all things sports and culture.
Listen to Naked Sports on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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I'm Keri Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports, where we live at the intersection
of sports and culture.
Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese.
I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball
just because of one single game.
Every great player needs a foil.
I ain't really hear them voice. I just come here to play basketball every single day,
and that's what I focus on.
From college to the pros, Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports.
Angel Reese is a joy to watch.
She is braggadocious.
She is unapologetically black.
I love her.
What exactly ignited this fire?
Why has it been so good for the game?
And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained?
This game is only going to get better because the talent is getting better.
Listen to the making of a rivalry.
Caitlin Clark versus Angel Reese on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.
And we're back.
And let's talk about Greenland.
And we're back, and let's talk about Greenland.
Greenland is a semi- or mostly autonomous part of Denmark.
Frozen, mostly. Yeah, well, if you see some of the videos,
it looks like it's also fucking like a slushy melting in the sun right now.
It's very terrifying.
But anyway, the reason why it's been coming up is because
donald trump thinks like countries are like distressed businesses that you could just like
offer to buy things like a country uh and the wall street journal was reporting that he's been
constantly talking about buying greenland so this is from this and this is like behind the scenes
right it's not like a media play where no no like this is a funny thing to say this
is him being like this is one of those things that you see come out where he's like not saying it
publicly but aides are like he's asking this shit out loud right like in meetings like we come in
with something about the economy and he derails the meeting talking about how he wants to buy
literally says mr trump has asked advisors whether the u.s can acquire greenland listened listened with interest when they discuss its abundant resources and geopolitical
importance and according to two of the people he asked his white house counsel to look into the
idea so he got the lawyers to look into it some of his advisors have supported the concept saying
it was a good economic play two of the people said well others dismissed it as a fleeting
fascination that will never come to fruition and then so basically you know after this story developed the like
government of greenland was like yeah look we're looking like a cool adventure sports
destination we're open for business but we are not for fucking sale please go the fuck away
now that raises like how does a modern country like acquire like how how did alaska become a part of
the united states in the 50s like you the united states did not like invade them and militarily
make them a part of the the country is it just like they vote to become a part of the country
this is probably uh revealing how stupid i am but
it's a we got it from the russians right so i think it was i don't know if there was like
uh let's see oh we bought it for 7.2 million oh so you can buy it yeah but it was just through
a treaty and they're like all right fine right pull it pull up with the cash. They had a hashtag Alaskan, Alask-in.
Uh-huh.
Vote.
Like Brexit.
Oh, right.
They had an Alaskan.
Alaskan or out.
There you go.
Yeah.
She's back.
Hashtag.
Alask-out would be the Brexit equivalent.
No, it would be Alaskan.
Alask-in or out.
Alask-in or out.
Alask-in or out.
All right.
Did you take your nerd alert this morning?
You don't take it, you inject it.
You freebase it.
$7.2 million is a really good price for Alaska, by the way.
It's actually pretty good for a country.
It's our biggest country.
It's our biggest state by a mile.
Not by a mile, by a large degree, large margin.
I think we overpaid.
That's pretty cool, actually.
I was in Ketchikan, Alaska.
Is this the New Tuscany?
No, no.
I went on an Alaskan cruise with my grandparents a few years ago ago and I was like, maybe. I love cruise ships though. And I ate a lot of crab.
I'll just say that. Crab? Shout out to Alaska. No, crab. Oh, okay. Shout out to Alaska and their
bountiful seas. Briefly on Friday or I guess Thursday night, there was a trump rally and just as a we watched a little bit of the coverage
together and he really seems like he's trying to like pump himself up like talk himself into the
idea that he is going to win yeah yeah it's weird it's it it's so transparent like it's not real
confidence it's really like that scene and in the end of Boogie Nights
where Dirk Diggler's being like,
you're a big fucking star, man.
Yeah, right.
You're like, whoa, dude, things got dark.
Yeah.
He's really, yeah.
At one point, he was threatening people's 401ks.
He's like, your 401ks will be gone.
You have no choice but to vote for me
because if you don't vote for me,
your 401ks going down the tubes. What what uh yeah that's one way to motivate but his yeah his reasons like the
arguments he's using to convince himself that people are going to vote for him are pretty thin
man they're like the stock market went up the day after he got elected and so therefore it would go down the day after if
he didn't get elected and then joe biden has uh rallies that are less fun than his and he does
like a joe biden impression where he like does a hang dog thing uh and then his only thing about
elizabeth warren he was like i did the Pocahontas thing. Nailed her.
Hit her pretty hard.
Remember when I said that really sick thing about Pocahontas?
He was like, maybe I did it too early.
But that's all right.
I'll say it again.
I can bring it back.
Yeah.
There's a woman who literally did the yeesh face in the background.
Yeah.
Well, I think, yeah.
I mean, when you look at everything, right, and how his policies have putting the economy
in a very interesting situation, a lot of people are speculating that,
look,
look,
if the economy begins to tank,
like in the midst of the elect of the campaign for his reelection,
it's going to be fucking lights out or probably because that's like the one
thing he's able to be like,
well,
the economy is doing okay.
At least like everything else is in shambles,
but as a society,
but money.
And I think when you look at everything that's
happening uh and most analysts are predicting some kind of some form of a recession to hit
between 10 or 20 months it could hit during the election it could before it could hit fucking
during the inauguration of whoever the next president is if or maybe it will be trump he's
starting to sort of realize he's running out of the tools to kind of fake juice the economy.
Right.
And that's sort of the thing.
And he's going to have to own this recession because he came in.
He didn't come in to fix shit.
He came into a very healthy economy.
Like the stats were like between 2010 and 2017, January 2017, right, when Trump was sworn in,
the economy created 16.1 million jobs.
Right.
Five million have been added under Trump.
The unemployment rate had been cut by more than half.
And then as of June 2009, when the recession ended,
the expansion had been underway for 91 months.
So, you know, everything that he inherited was healthy.
So anything that is fucked up, he will have to own.
However, we know that he would never
take any kind of ownership of any sort of faltering economy because he's gone from blaming
the fake news media to the fed like he's really trying to set up like uh like fall people oh yeah
like to just be like no no it was because of that it was because of the media or some shit um and
uh like people also point to like the tax cuts yes gave a quick boost
but it was temporary yeah and now the irs is like yo like we have not we're seeing really
low revenues from our taxes because of these cuts sugar rush yeah and then plus the and the china
thing uh that's also just terrible policy and like yeah robert reich is like uh look you're
you have like the two largest economies
fucking fighting each other right this is not good for anyone right and then add to that like
the other five economies around the world that are looking a little bit recession-y um so yeah
the only people i hear saying like actually what he's doing is really helping are people whose
financial interests are tied to like
big corporations right because yeah you get richer by having somebody in there who's just doing shit
to make rich people richer uh that's really like the only people you hear that and then like trump
apologists so i think one of the reasons he might be shook and he did seem the most shook by elizabeth
warren like he was just going through and rattling off everybody and then he didn't really have anything to say about her even though
she's the one who uh the democratic candidate who is making the most news because her polls are
going going up quite a bit um but so a fox news poll came out uh and found Trump with 39% support among registered voters
in head-to-head matchups against Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris,
Elizabeth Warren, Biden.
In all of them, he was like between 38% and 39% support with them,
and they were at like 48 to 45 yeah so they're all fucking
smoking him he loses by 12 to biden then like nine and to sanders i think six to harrison warren
yeah i mean like he can't he can't crack 38 percent yeah and i think but that's what the
fear of a third party candidate is because if you can get
to like you can it's like a six point difference right maybe you can splinter off that little bit
with a you know fucking jill stein type candidate um but yeah it's uh he i would be also pumping
myself up in the mirror too right if you're looking at this because yeah i mean like on top
of that the there's like a majority of Americans
are saying that like Donald Trump
is creating an atmosphere
where there will be more mass shootings.
So there's a lot of people,
they already have a lot of anxiety
tied to his presidency.
But yeah, I mean, the supporters,
it's like we've always seen,
that's pretty much where it is.
40% of the country is absolutely racist do you see
that amnesty international issued a travel warning to coming to america yeah oh really yeah for
shooting yeah they're like guess what now america's dangerous and i think even like
they were like yo if you go there it's not looking good for like brown people either
right so yeah yeah and one other kind of interesting stat they talked about is trump
you know ran against clinton and they both had really negative perceptions and when it was a
head-to-head matchup between people who viewed them both negatively people were like well we
already know what happens with clinton so let's give trump a shot like what's the worst that
happened basically and uh we found out.
Right, we found out.
And now people, when asked that same question,
because that is like an actual thing people polled about.
Like, if you have negative perceptions of both candidates,
who do you side with?
And they did the same thing with Biden.
And they said Biden is destroying him.
Yeah, three to one.
People are like, well, Biden is an absent-minded loser.
Wow.
Lightweight.
Lightweight.
Look at him.
He's so old.
Let's talk about insurance companies, guys.
They get a bad rap.
Yeah.
Let's leave them alone.
State Farm, Farmers, Erie, which is apparently a car insurer.
So there's an article in BuzzFeed.
It's actually BuzzFeed News.
It's an investigative report where it looks into this practice.
It feels a little bit like the relationship between doctors and pharmaceutical companies.
It's the relationship between local police forces and insurance companies.
the relationship between local police forces and insurance companies. Basically, you know,
insurance companies are these huge multi-billion dollar companies. So in America, they're going to have a shitload of power. And in the early 90s, they made a couple changes. So they realized that
they were losing money to fraud claims. There was a study came out that said one in 10 insurance claims was fraud
experts think that is a wild over exaggeration but uh they still like that was what i think
it's closer to they didn't give they're just like 10 is ridiculous 10 they say is probably not true
it's funny because 100 of these companies are a scam. Right. It's an internal study for the insurance industry.
Right, to be like, this is a problem.
Yeah.
So to address that problem, and it succeeded.
It's made them way more profitable.
They did two things.
They pushed this legislation where people aren't able to sue insurance companies who
accuse them of fraud.
sue insurance companies who accuse them of fraud so basically they can accuse people of fraud and you know basically bankrupt people like a lot a lot of people end up like homeless or uh you know
just it you know out on their ass basically yeah death by court fees you know if you're a contractor
then like being accused of insurance fraud which is one of the stories they tell,
the person lost his job and lost all this work.
He had 50 employees, and he had to fire most of them.
Because he was wrongly accused of fraud?
Because he was wrongly accused of fraud.
What was the claim that he had, and they're like, no, that's fraud?
The way he worked was people would come to him
to fix stuff and the reason he was really popular is because he would deal with the insurance
companies basically go and adjudicate the situation with the insurance companies and he had a
relationship with them so you know he figured he could do it more effectively than like letting the
people themselves deal with the insurance companies but because he was you know getting paid out on so many insurance claims uh the insurance companies
were like the this is not good this is a money loser for us so let's fucking take this guy down
yeah and so they wrongly accuse him of fraud and they wrongly accuse him of fraud and they in some
cases the insurance companies are providing the evidence to the police officers
and like it's a report on like arson or something they'll be like yeah this there's traces of
gasoline and fire accelerants in this uh fire like you need to like accuse this guy he he started the
fraud or something yeah yeah hashtag medicare for all but they're but these like the the evidence
that they're providing them is coming from their own like from their own biased investigation yeah
right and it's not from a fucking even a law enforcement investigation like hey we say there's
proof of this right so the other thing the insurance companies are doing is they're subsidizing local
law enforcement uh they're giving them money to hire investigators
for insurance fraud because it used to be a thing that like law enforcement just didn't have the
bandwidth for so like when an insurance fraud claim came in they were like well we don't really
have the time or energy so the insurance industry started investing in these investigators and like
providing law enforcement with them and it became this like
cozy like pay for play like we give your police department like a bunch of money and allow you to
hire these investigators and in return like you use our data you to charge these people you help
us charge these people with fraud and it's just it, like, they don't have a lot of stats, but it seems like there's a lot of false positives.
An expert on the situation said it's kind of the equivalent of tuna nets catching dolphins.
It's like, yeah, you're going to catch some fraudulent claims, but you're also catching a lot of real people.
And you're, like, destroying honest people who spent money and like to trust
your company yeah to be insured and then just because they're like oh we're losing money we're
gonna accuse you of fraud and are they just like celebrating yeah yeah so people are then losing
their job because they're arrested like this one this one woman like she wasn't even a contractor
it had nothing to do with her job she worked at walmart but a house she was renting burned down they arrested her for like arson for arson uh she was
facing 20 years in prison and then she just like desperately wrote all these letters to
any lawyer who would take her case pro bono was like i'm like out of options. I'm going to go to jail if you don't help me.
This lawyer, just out of the kindness of his heart,
took her case and found that they were using,
like I said earlier,
they were using a study by the insurance company
that just was provided to them.
And it was bullshit.
It was based on faulty science.
And her case was thrown out.
But she's still homeless from all the losing her job and shit.
So they still didn't pay out?
I don't think they did, no.
So they didn't pay out, and she's destitute and has nothing.
Yeah, there's one instance.
So this guy who was clearing all the claims because he was a big contractor
in, I think, the Indiana area, the thing that ultimately caused them to really get pissed at him was this big contractor in i think the indiana area the thing that like ultimately like caused them to
really get pissed at him was this big hail storm that had like just damaged all these people's
homes and cars and he you know was doing a lot of repairing and getting paid by the insurance
companies and like state farm had an investigator like go after him on all these different fraud claims.
And when they got him arrested, the State Farm guy sent around a drawing of a stick figure getting raped in prison.
And was celebrating the fact that he got this guy arrested.
It turned out to be falsely accused.
He was facing a lot of jail time because of this work.
And that guy who sent around that drawing like won an award for being the best like insurance fraud investigator in the country.
So it's like this is happening.
And that's like them thinking that the system is working.
I wonder if they're like the evidence they gave was like, yeah, look, officer, I don't even know what hail is.
I'm here to debate what is hail.
Like, yeah, there are these dents.
I don't see where it came from.
Yeah.
But I mean, it's just how American capitalism works.
Yes.
And like the way that this story came about, this is one of those investigative reports where they were like, if you have a story, just like email it to us.
Right, right, right. investigative reports where they were like, if you have a story, just email it to us. And so just enough people had emailed them
for them to be like, okay,
it seems like there might be a thing here.
Because otherwise, you just don't find out about this stuff.
It's just like a consumer advocacy story.
But consumers get fucked by multibillion-dollar companies.
It's just such a mismatch in America
because for the same reason
that we're allowed to drink
Mountain Dew
and the European Union
is not because
the Pepsi Corporation
has a shitload of money
Like lettuce poison people
Yeah, lettuce poison people because
this thing is delicious
Did any of these insurance companies comment back about this?
Yeah, they just deny it.
They just deny it.
Yeah.
So is there any way, like, how does the pendulum swing the other way
so the insurance companies are accountable?
Or this is one of those things where they're like,
we just need to draw people's attention to this practice
in the insurance industry.
It didn't seem like they were referring to many other mainstream media reports on this.
Yeah, because they're fucking commercial.
These motherfuckers are advertising on all of them.
So I think people need to really push
for some sort of reform.
I think the main thing they need is,
because the insurance company has been doing this for years
and because they have so much money to pay lawyers, all
50 states have
these laws where people
aren't allowed to sue them
if they're accused of fraud wrongly.
So if your life is ruined
because you made an insurance claim,
there's no way to
sue for damages at all.
The one thing that is interesting
about that BuzzFeed article is that
when you get to the end, it actually tells you
which Harry Potter character each
insurance provider is.
I thought that was really interesting.
Yeah, I was surprised
by, you know, they're all
slithering, it turns out.
I'm Hufflepuff.
I'm a Hufflepuff, too.
I fear it's going to happen to me
It can happen to literally any of us
That sucks so bad
I don't get it
You do a bit in the office where you keep saying
You got an injury at work
That's not a bit
Well you know I have some investigators
Who may want to talk to you
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And more Epstein news.
This story just every day, there's something just incredible and outrageous.
The latest is that he was just sitting in a meeting room with his lawyers for eight hours a day just because he didn't want to be in his cell. Most other people, you could
maybe get an hour with your lawyer, but it was a scarce resource, like getting this meeting room.
And there were only two meeting rooms for this entire-
There were two meeting rooms for that section
of the prison i think there's 10 in a different one but for shoe special housing unit there's
only yeah there are only two and like so people were being turned away from having like people
who needed to actually meet with their lawyer yeah well you're gonna have to wait for the other
one and there's like a two-hour wait right so the lawyer would just have to sit there right and wait and one of the uh
people one of the lawyers for another inmate who like witnessed this uh reported a very
young pretty woman being one of the people who sat with him in the locked room like that was
his attorney or they think she might have been a first year associate
or something? She was very young. They said she was
in brunch attire. They were like she didn't necessarily
look like she was dressed
up as. I don't know. They were just very
casual. That's how they described it.
It's such a weird bourgeois
dig. They were in brunch
attire. I don't think they were a lawyer.
She could have been a first year associate.
Like a lawyer. She wasn't't like dressed right right like a lawyer
she wasn't carrying any files or anything like they were like it was just weird right and
apparently though so like david patton who's executive director of the federal defenders of
the new york which is like a non-profit that does you know like low cost or free legal representation
for people he said it's very unusual and that 80% of all federal defendants
are represented by his office or assigned
private attorneys who are paid statutory
amounts and they're sitting there waiting
and that's basically just like our taxpayer
dollars. Right.
Paying. Paying so that
Jeffrey Epstein can just like chill with
a pretty woman. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I mean,
there's this every day.
There's like always a new piece
and then Ghislaine or whatever.
Ghislaine.
Ghislaine.
I remember at first people were like,
she's cooped up in Massachusetts or something.
Oh, that was me.
Right.
Well, no,
but that's what a lot of the reporting was.
And then she just emerged at an In-N-Out?
Yeah.
So she apparently- Oh, In-and-out yeah so she apparently
she left she left that boston mansion that we thought she was at uh apparently a month ago
and now she's been in la uh and was eating a an in-and-out burger just chilling hey speaking of
burgers where's the best place to get a burger in your state you can find out on trip advisor that was a great ad
i know that sounded like an ad didn't it so trip advisor used user feedback to publish an article
of where to get the best burger in every state okay uh yeah what's funny is even these states
i've been to i've never been to these places so So what? California's is Pearl's in San Francisco.
I've never been.
Is that good?
I've never been.
No?
Yeah, I don't even know.
Oh, what else?
What else?
Jack, you've lived in Kentucky.
Yeah.
Did you go to Mad Mike's Burgers and Fries?
In Newport?
No.
You've been to?
Massachusetts.
Flipside in Columbus?
Look, I'm just going to read a couple off.
And Zyke, can you tell me if these are real?
Okay, and if it is that good.
Arizona's Cheeseburgers.
I don't know.
Connecticut Gold Burgers.
Summerhouse in Delaware.
Florida.
Brooks Gourmet Burgers and Dogs.
The Midtown Grill in Clarksville, Georgia.
Black Iron Burger on 38th Street in New York City.
West 38th is New York's best burger, according to us.
I have not.
I like in Iowa City, Short's Burger and Shine.
So far, I like that name the best.
That feels like a good thing to me.
Burger and Shine?
Yeah.
Like you can get a shoe shine there?
Maybe.
Or moonshine?
No, probably a shoe shine.
Nah.
I like that.
Yeah, just a really diverse business
just have a really good burger and also you know have someone you know spiff up your penny loafers
your wingtips it kind of makes me feel better that like all the burger places are places that
we've never heard of you know yeah so you don't know what you're missing out on yeah but also
just like knowing that it's it's not like a chain.
Right, right, right.
It would be funny.
Alaska, McDonald's.
Like TGI Fridays.
Well, one of the images, it looks like Chili's is one of the places,
but I guess that's just their paper in the food basket.
We got a health alert, guys.
There is a mysterious health problem happening.
It appears to be like a lung infection,
but it ends up leaving people on ventilators.
They have reported in eight states so far,
including California.
And the only thing that they can trace it back to, the only shared thing that all the people have in common is vaping.
That's bad news for Leonardo DiCaprio,
as we discussed last week with his horrifying cloud he blows out.
I don't believe it because vaping's sick.
Vaping's tight as fuck.
Right.
I don't know, dude.
Prove it.
How many cases are we talking, dude?
Anna, why aren't you reading your comment from the doc on this story? That was a bit. How many cases are we talking, dude? Anna, why aren't you reading your comment from the doc on the story?
That was a bit.
How many cases do you think there are?
It's only a handful, but it's still.
And also, how many of them had sick-ass cars?
That's true.
AirPods, too.
Probably had girlfriends because they looked so cool doing it.
Yeah, yeah.
But they had sleeve tattoos, too. Yeah, yeah. Those, yeah, you know. But they had sleeve tattoos too.
Oh, sick.
Hell yeah.
No, if you have a sleeve tattoo,
that actually protects you from a lot of lung issues.
Oh, so you want to get one.
Yeah, dude.
Danny Masterson is being sued.
Speaking of vaping, Danny Masterson,
I just have to assume,
the dude from that 70s show,
Hyde was his name, I think.
The guy with the sunglasses and curly hair.
Sex crim.
Yeah.
And he's being sued by four women.
He allegedly sexually assaulted.
This case is brought because the defendant, Masterson,
was trying to cover up these sexual assaults
and basically intimidated these four women.
Isn't Scientology
implicated in this too? Scientology is also
implicated. They went after these people's families
when they accused him
of sexual assault.
So, you know,
Scientology may not be as cool
as we all thought it was.
I thought Danny Masterson was
already facing
justice, but I guess the only thing that happened was he was kicked off the ranch on Netflix.
Right.
Or what we call justice in this country.
And he wasn't getting his DJ gigs.
Right.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
That really fucked with that bar mitzvah that I was planning.
You're a DJ?
Yeah.
DJ Danny Masterson.
DJ hashtag me too.
I don't know if I even want to do this next story
it really fucked me up uh but guys we're apparently not allowed to put q-tips in our ears anymore
we've known that forever i know so i've been hearing that like it's been a small background
like chatter because you can't hear it due to all the wax buildup from using a q-tip as you impact it more well that's the thing it's like that's like the thing that came out that we were like no yeah
like it's the thing like okay doctors right remember it wasn't flossing the other one where
it's like you know it's fine and people like well we're still doing it wait really yeah there was a
whole thing about flossing flossing like uh like, you know, I mean, it was beneficial,
but not in the way that, like, the dental industry was telling us.
So there's a Gizmodo article called
Is Cleaning Your Ears with Cotton Swabs Really That Dangerous?
I'm going to be honest with you.
I fully clicked on that because I expected the answer to be like, nah.
The way the headline's written, you're expecting
it to be like, no, it's actually fine.
It's not as bad.
And...
There's a real life horror tale
that they kick things off with
because a woman, her
skull got infected from
basically using
a Q-tip improperly.
They're just like, you should never ever stick
anything into your head yeah your ears are incredibly delicate like compared to your other
bodily orifices and you just like aren't supposed to be putting anything in there uh also don't
fuck with ear candling uh Apparently that's not good.
Why is it not good?
I think just generally it's like it can puncture your eardrum.
What does ear candling do?
It's like you put a candle in your ear and the lit end basically pulls,
creates a suction, I think.
Yeah, it draws earwax out of the ear.
It draws earwax out. I ear. Draws earwax out.
You see it?
I saw it the first time in India or something.
That's crazy.
I've never even, I don't even know anything about that.
I one time had, I thought I was going deaf in college,
but it was just a wax buildup in one of my ears.
Had you been Q-tipping?
I mean, probably.
I'm a normal person.
Yeah.
I'm a human being.
You don't use pens?
No.
So it would have been impacted in there.
I don't know, but it was really weird, and they had to use one of those water guns in
my ear.
Right, right.
Oh, really?
Well, first they had me put-
Mineral oil or something?
No, like the E, the vitamin.
Is it vitamin E?
The fish oil?
I don't know.
Those fish oil tablets, they prescribed this to me.
They were like, pop them open, and then pour those in your ear.
Oh, really?
Because it'll soften it up.
Yeah.
And then it created up,
it turned into my,
like the wax
into a giant wax ball.
And then they,
I came back a week later
and they like
power shot my ear
with like a water gun.
Yeah.
Pressure washer.
So that's something
you can do at home, guys.
Just fire a pressure washer
into your ear.
It was pretty intense.
Fire if you have a gas-powered.
It came out, and the wax ball was so big.
Really?
Did you save it?
Well, okay.
It's in a glass case in my home on a mantel.
For history.
But it was insane.
I was like, how is that in my ear?
And my doctor was like, next.
So I didn't really get an answer.
No, as I was reading it, I was like, damn, is this true? And then a lot of people are like, next. So I didn't really get an answer. No, as I was reading it, I was like, damn, is this true?
And then a lot of people are like, yeah.
Like if you, if some people, like they say,
just simply the water rushing from a shower
can help take it out.
And also the way your skin grows in your ear
can like actually just bring the wax out naturally.
Yeah, they say like the movement of your jaw
from like talking and chewing,
like gently like kind of works the wax out of your jaw from like talking and chewing like gently
like kind of works the wax
out of your ear. You're not grinding your teeth while you sleep.
Does that help? I don't know. You know, I actually
still use Q-tips and
No, I do too. I'll die with
a Q-tip in my ear. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna stop.
I'm telling you, it's the one thing.
Even despite this, that too jack skull infection.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
It's one skull infection yeah i don't know man it's it's one skull infection uh and
hours of pleasure so is it pleasurable for you to yeah it's really pleasurable mine's strictly
business i'm not getting no pleasure you fucking no music on no nothing you do it in the dark
you're like no i'm in i'm fucking out but yeah i was that was it was
weird to like read from numerous like health things where it's like yeah i mean you could
but if you really if they're saying if your wax buildup is like pretty significant then yeah going
to a doctor is probably the best option to like protect yourself but yeah it's just like i don't
go to the doctor for a lot of stuff yeah Yeah. I know. This seems like number one.
That arm wound is starting to stink, dude.
If you guys could see it.
In Japan, though.
That arm is starting to stink.
It's like really bad.
It's getting pretty cheesy, dude.
In Japan, you use a bamboo pick.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Where it looks like a fucking like coke spoon
basically and like that's how you that's how you take your your earwax that's safer than a
don't put anything in your ears fully fuck your ear and i remember my mom when i was a kid
whenever she would try and clean my ear with that i was like nah like i didn't like it because it
was so i could hear it just like fucking scraping in my ear with that, I was like, nah! I didn't like it because I could hear it just fucking scraping in my ear.
And then she's like,
American people have different earwax than Asian people.
She's like, you have your dad's earwax.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Well, there are different types of earwax,
but I don't think it's racial.
Well, look, it's old-timey racism.
We should do a segment called Mom Myths.
Right.
Like things your mom told you.
Old wives' tales.
And dads, too. Like weird stuff. Like things your mom told you. Old wives tales. And dads too.
Like weird stuff.
But yeah.
Wet versus dry.
Earwax.
Doesn't matter.
You're not supposed
to clean it out.
And I will continue
to do so
and probably go deaf.
Okay.
And finally
we got to talk
about pumpkin spice spam.
It's a thing.
God help us all.
Wait.
What?
Spam. Spam that's. God help us all. Wait, what? Spam.
Spam that's fucking pumpkin spice flavored?
Yeah, Spam, the company that makes artificial ham, wet ham.
I think that's the tagline.
Spam.
Artificial wet ham.
We just got a report we lost all our listeners in Hawaii.
Oh, I love Spam.
That's why I'm upset, actually, because fucking I love fried spam.
Right.
But pumpkin, how do you even square that with the flavor?
Apparently, it's a mixture.
It tastes a little like breakfast sausage, like that salty, sweet, meaty-ness.
But yeah, some people are looking at this
as proof that we
have a problem
with pumpkin spice.
We have a pumpkin spice problem.
It's fucking weird.
I think it's just maybe a fad,
but I don't know if it's going to go away.
It's been here for a while.
Slowly, yeah.
But I feel like it's crescendoing, here for a while slowly yeah yeah but it's but i feel like it's
crescendoing but will it peak and then taper off or are we just gonna is it gonna hockey stick at
some point and we're gonna be in spice world pumpkin spice world spice world one of my favorite
movies i love it especially when the aliens come down oh so good great bit um spoiler alert what
there's even a study that says that pumpkin spice like the pumpkin spice smell is actually arousing
to men they did like a sensory test uh-oh dj daniel and found that i think pizza made people
hard like this is literally how it's described what hard what i think that's actually how our
writer described it but uh made people hard five percent of the
time uh pumpkin spice was the like the other scent i think bacon 10 percent uh pumpkin spice 40
percent of the time wait what do you mean hard like they're like you sit there with a flaccid
dick and they hold a fucking latte under your nose and you're like what about this pizza that
is the sound.
So yeah, in the late 90s, Dr. Hirsch set out to investigate the impact of ambient olfactory stimuli upon sexual response in the human male, measuring penile blood flow on smelling different fragrances. It turns out that men were aroused by every scent.
Not shocking.
Fucking cornball.
Though not equally.
Only 5% of men got hard from this.
So this is the actual description in BTR today.
Got hard from the scent of cheese pizza.
6% pitched a tent for peppermint.
While 40% saluted all-American pumpkin pie,
particularly in combination with lavender and donuts.
So this makes sense to me, which is a weird thing to say but uh i am
incredibly aroused by pumpkin no it makes sense to me because so there's this uh study where they
looked at the like the highest preponderance of birthdays and it's nine months after christmas and like that the theory that i have formulated is that christmas
is basically you know naturally a holiday like even without all the religious connotations
because it's the human mating season it's the time that like we're driven indoors by the weather
and it being like the middle of the winter and so it kind of makes
sense that a scent that we culturally have like sort of grafted onto our mating period would
be like tapping into like this cultural part of our brain that like we can't deny and people are
there's like black market trade of pumpkin spice now what yeah people
are like what's the need for black because because they're trading like big jugs of the um like
syrup the syrup yeah a black market for a pumpkin spice syrup has formed on ebay where devotees sell
jugs of the viscous flavoring for as much as a hundred dollars
so i mean it's not a black market like oh just like for people who are trading
yeah it's like yeah bitcoin it's like we're gonna use like bitcoin to buy this shit
right silk road i just like the idea that like uh all all scents arouse the men it's like yeah
an old tire your mother's grave and it's like yeah i don't know well i'm sure
they were like showing them something porn with it yeah porn with it and then it was like this
this made them like more aroused or something like the combination i'm assuming because it
can't just be that they like put peppermint under people's nose and they were like... But I just do like...
To me, that's the funniest image.
People in lab coats and just dudes
in smocks sitting down
and they're like, alright, and this?
Also, so then
now, if you ever see a dude
order a pumpkin spice latte, look at him
very suspiciously. Oh yeah, for sure.
You're having trouble in the bedroom?
You doing it because you're part of the 40%? you know maybe it's not trouble maybe it's just added you know he's a freak yeah uh he's a freak he likes the
girls with the boom he once got busy in a starbucks bathroom uh anna it's been a pleasure having you as always uh you don't seem like you believe me
uh where can people find you here yes you are but even more than more than ever having you on
mike the whole time is a a treat uh where can people find you in the air yeah a little a necessary
evil it's a q-tip in the air etha and where can people find you and is there a Q-tip in the ear. A necessary evil. It's a Q-tip in the ear.
Anna, where can people find you and is there
a tweet you've been enjoying? Go.
I am on Twitter
at Anna Hosniah
A-N-N-A-H-O-S-S-N-I-E-H
Follow me for
a live tweet
of everything corny
jacked up. Just joking.
I'm not joking.
It's great because you talk shit about
me, which is fine because
we work next to each other
and you're allowed to, but then
everybody, all these strangers pile
on and they're like, what's Jack
saying in this picture?
What's he shitting his pants?
You don't know me.
There was actually some good ones of people being like,
the thing you didn't say about the coal gas study right when i worked at cracks yeah
yeah thanks guys uh i'm creating a bad we're creating a toxic atmosphere anna
where let's be nice nice is there a tweet you've been enjoying uh yeah there was a really great
one that andy beckerman tweeted where it's bernie Cardi B. And he tweeted, it's like me and his wonderful fiance,
Naomi Ickparigan, in two years.
And he's Bernie Sanders and Naomi is Cardi B.
And it's so spot on because, you know.
Yeah.
They're a great, great couple who you can hear hosting couples therapy
on this very network.
And I liked another one by Nicole Byer retweeted the NBC Washington talking about how a former Navy SEAL is training dogs to basically attack school shooters.
Like they run towards the sound of gunfire and they're not distracted by people and they can take down the shooter.
And she retweeted and wrote, LOL, how about gun control?
Miles, where can people find you and what's a tweet you've been enjoying find me on twitter and instagram at miles of gray uh a tweet i like is
from molly lambert and it was she's been talking a lot about once upon a time in hollywood on
twitter and she said tarantino fanboys Manson-splaining
in my mentions, please go away.
Oh, wow. Dude, Manson-splaining.
You gotta know about him.
His racism was like, anyway.
You can find me on Twitter
at Jack underscore
O'Brien.
A tweet I've been
enjoying. Somebody said,
I swear nothing in this whole entire world
smells better than the person you love.
And Anderson at XV King tweeted,
have you ever walked by a Cinnabon?
And then NotClickBait at Crayola Wanderer tweeted,
everyone gets one famous Scientologist
they're allowed to pretend isn't really a Scientologist
in order to fully and purely enjoy their work.
And I think that is fair.
Who's yours?
Probably Elizabeth Moss.
Hmm.
How about you?
Back.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Anna Danny Masterson.
I'm going to say Tom Cruise.
Just joking.
I don't care about anybody.
Yeah, Tom Cruise might be mine actually
the fuck
why would you steal mine
I'm sorry
that's my
he's my Scientologist
I gave a pass to
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Miles. Yeah, it's Monday.
You know, let's get our
necks snapping and
make more money for the machine, shall
we? And take our brain force pills.
But this track is by Weevil.
W-E-V-a-l uh we played
a track of his i think last week but a lot of these tracks are really good and this track is
called the weight i thought we were gonna let anna sing a uh sing one of her improvised songs
about how our family is missing oh yeah anna did you want to do a live improvised
people don't know the we have a lot of office bits that we don't people don't know about and
it's not even a bit that we do it's a thing anna always does is talks about how her family's
every time she sings the song uh it ends up being about my trauma yeah with songs with song and
sometimes it comes out like details come out that you know our people sing and i can't find them
look my family's been missing for years oh yeah
that's what it is missing for years and that's just kind of i i deal with it yeah that's just
ambient around the office that's what you hear uh i do think about that a lot you really do
well we hope we find them yes that's funny you're google search where's my family
like oh yeah i think you might have to be more specific but it's like
you're like the dude from uh australia's got talent like he uses dance to blow steam off
i love the idea that that's how you like deal with it is just quietly singing a song we're like oh my
gosh uh should i tell the police yeah i actually never involved law enforcement
like a vigilante on your own situation yeah it's like no the law failed me i have to deal with it
on my own yeah yeah well it's because of that one time i made that like fraud insurance claim yeah
i really cannot deal with that fake claim that your family they will use that against you they will use that
against you by the way
alright so we're
gonna ride out on
the original song
that Miles was
talking about
we will be back
tomorrow because
it is a daily podcast
and we'll talk to you
then
bye
bye
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