The Daily Zeitgeist - Miles Re-Entry Briefing, The TikTok Trials 03.24.23
Episode Date: March 24, 2023In episode 1448, Jack and Miles (aka DADDY!) are joined by super producer at Big Money Players, Olivia Aguilar, to discuss… Miles Re-entry Briefing, Trump Is Making Sh*tloads Of Money Off Of His Imp...ending Arrest--He Just can’t Get Another Insurrection Going…, The Grandparents In Congress Prove They Don’t Know How Anything Works, People Are Getting Fed Up With Mysterious “Phantom” Uber Eats Orders, Google’s Bard Is Great… At Spreading Dangerous Conspiracy Theories and more! Trump Is Making Sh*tloads Of Money Off Of His Impending Arrest--He Just can’t Get Another Insurrection Going… Trump NFT prices climb as the former U.S. president faces possible arrest Trump raises $1.5 million for presidential campaign since warning of arrest in looming NYC indictment The Grandparents In Congress Prove They Don’t Know How Anything Works People Are Getting Fed Up With Mysterious “Phantom” Uber Eats Orders A tasty L.A. mystery: Unwanted Uber Eats food deliveries vex Highland Park neighborhood Google’s Bard Is Great… At Spreading Dangerous Conspiracy Theories Disinformation Researchers Raise Alarms About A.I. Chatbots LISTEN: This World Couldn’t See Us by Nabihah IqbalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, the internet, and welcome to Season 280, Episode 5 of Dirt Daily's iGuy!
Oh, yeah, baby.
The production
of iHeartRadio.
You know what that voice means.
We're back. I'm not going through all this bullshit.
You know what day it is. It's Friday.
My name's
Jack O'Brien and
I'm thrilled to be joined once again
by my co-host.
He is Daddy.
Up from the 36 chambers of poop.
Oh my God.
It's Miles Grant.
It's old daddy bastard.
Come back.
Straight from the, I guess Brooklyn Zoo.
I can't, I didn't have the time to improvise or write an AKA.
I'm back from parental leave, paternal leave.
I will probably take a little more time later on,
but thank you so much for everybody.
The blowouts, my God.
I thought I was watching Liverpool versus Man United
because it was a 7-0 blowout.
I think I did hear while you were out that your team's doing really well, right?
Top of the league, baby.
Top of the league. Top of the league.
I mean, yeah, we're eight points clear
right now.
How much of your mind was taken up by that versus
You know what's funny? We were doing
so well. The baby was born.
We took fucking L's.
And I'm holding the baby
in the hospital and I went,
oh my god. I'm like, I thought you were powering us through,
and then shit leveled out.
I was able to accept my child again,
and everything is good,
but yeah, I keep telling everybody this.
I'm not sure how to speak.
I've only been speaking to Her Majesty
and the Geist Child himself,
and that is kind of the
level of my banter, so bear with
me as I get back into it.
Although I might just come in on a tent. I don't know.
We're all experimenting right now.
You sound great. We're so
happy to have you back. I'm excited to be back.
I'm very excited to be back. You're greatly
missed in all seriousness.
I saw all the good combinations
and I was like, was like i remember being like
oh i'll call in when gabrus is there i didn't yeah i know yeah you were like you had big plans
you were like i'll like check in every once in a while yeah like daddy uh man on the street yeah
reporting and i was like no you don't do that what are you talking about yeah that comes from
someone who's had a child and i'm like in the midst of my, yeah, I think I got the bandwidth for all this.
He did not.
He did not.
He did not.
Miles.
Yeah.
We are thrilled to be joined for your first episode back by a very special host, executive producer at Big Money Players.
Yeah.
Responsible for some of the funniest podcasts in the world.
Yeah.
Also one of our coworkers. Yeah. world yeah also one of our co-workers yeah
because big money players is our sister network so it's weird to be this formal but please welcome
the brilliant and talented olivia
hello my brothers
that's too much oh my goodness i i feel like honored that this is Miles' back from paternity leave in this episode.
This could be the worst episode ever.
I was going to say the expectations, it could be really high or people are going to be very disappointed by the end of this episode.
Look, Olivia, I'm just relieved that you're the guest and it's not somebody I'm having to get to know uh like from my first episode back like you know we we have a lot of overlapping friends too we even see each
other outside of work a lot because of the people we know so it's good to see you and i'm relieved
that it's you and i will do my best i was gonna say we definitely have had a lot of overlapping
friends and a lot of baby overlap i think when we last saw each other may have been at our friend's baby shower
and um of course i had to take i don't know if i ever told you this but i definitely took like a
sneaky photo of you sitting i think you were with your wife and then i did like kind of like a back
sneak photo and then sent it to the ladies of iheart and I was like celebrity spotting and of course yes of course I
did I got celebrity spotting in the way I'll send you the photo but you were like mid-bite into
eating like a macaroni salad yeah yeah yeah that's me and you're like this was drinking all the juice
that was meant for the kids yeah this was all meant for kids. They definitely had adult beverages. Housing juice boxes. Yo, this is real shit.
If there's juice boxes.
Empty juice boxes scattered about.
Yeah, I went to my friend's baby's birthday party.
I drank all the juice boxes.
There's so many juice boxes.
To the point that other parents are like, you know, some are for the kids.
There's like adult beverages too.
I'm like, I ain't drinking, man.
I want these little apple juices.
I never had these before.
They're so small.
Were they always this small?
Or is that like part of this new woke?
Oh, by the way, Miles, there's been some changes around here.
This new woke shit where they are so worried about sugar.
I think so.
I mean, I remember when the tiny ones came out.
I'm like, that's for babies.
Because back in my day day we were sipping like
You remember Boku?
Boku?
That might have been like just a thing
That happened when I was in like second grade
No no we didn't
They had a juice box
That was called Boku
That was just like two regular juice boxes
Stacked on top of each other
I'm sorry.
Did Richard Lewis do a fucking commercial?
And Richard Lewis was the spokesperson.
And I knew that at seven.
I was like, oh, yeah, that's that Richard Lewis juice box.
That's definitely not a woke juice box.
If you got like prime Richard Lewis going, well, I don't even know what he's saying.
I was just going to say stand-up era Richard Lewis being the spokesperson.
That is not a woke juice.
It goes well with a cigarette.
Yeah, he's out here being like, you know what?
I don't even know.
I haven't even seen Richard Lewis in a while.
I don't even know what he's saying.
I had to stop right there.
My powers are coming back online.
Give me a moment.
Who should we get for this child's juice box?
How about the uh dark
existentialist comedian uh richard lewis who's like isn't his like whole stand-up thing just
being hold let me let me get let me get a screenshot really quick justin i just i have
to hear what the how this guy is selling fucking juice he his nickname was like i feel like the
like the prince of i i'm gonna get it wrong but it
was the prince of mean or the prince of something like he was a burn like burn
rooster richard lewis is coming through he's wearing all black and with a massive mullet
he's in a darkened room and and this is how he's pitching boku drinks. So I go to a party and I got my choice of Coke or Pepsi.
This isn't right.
I want a Boku.
A seven-fruit blend Boku.
I mean, all this carbonation is very unsettling.
I don't want to belch anymore.
Belching is for babies.
I want to be refreshed naturally, calmly.
I mean, it's my undeniable right as a man of the 90s to quench my thirst in my own way.
I want a Boku.
The man of the 90s.
I need to get quenched.
People invite me to a party.
I'm bringing my own Boku. a man in the 90s i need to get quench people invite me to a party i'm bringing my own boku boku fruit juice cooler from mccain oh whoa okay i don't need to get dark but when he revealed his boku it looked like a bomb attached to his body i'm like
too big richard richard a man of the 90s? What a fucking marketing campaign.
Man, I totally associated with when I was seven,
but I guess it was the 90s or maybe...
Also, shout out to him.
That was one take.
There was no one take.
Yeah, one take is really hard.
He's a fucking professional.
He's the best.
We got a challenge now for our next ad read.
I did a quick Google search
just to look up his
nickname, and his nickname was
the Prince of Pain.
So the Prince of Pain
Boku Juice.
He's afraid of bubbles?
The Prince of Pain
thinks carbonation
is too uncomfortable?
That's so funny that they steered so hard into being like a juice box for
adults that they got Richard Lewis to pitch.
Yeah.
And that the,
that the main hook point is that you want to stop belching.
Yeah.
It's unsaid.
I'm a man.
If you're a man,
you know,
you hate belching.
It's so rude and it's disgusting.
That's why I go for juice.
Like,
huh?
All right. Am I right? Do you do you I go for juice. Like, huh? All right.
Am I right, fellas? Do you? Do you? Sophisticate. Anyways, this is what the show is going to be.
We're going to do a... I don't know anything that's happened. Yeah. So we're going to do
a re-entry briefing for Miles of just like all the important news that he missed. We're going
to talk about maybe some news. We might talk about the TikTok trials. We might talk about how Trump is just making bank
off of his impending arrest
that, again, is
something that he told us all
was going to happen. There are
more signs that
just this whole tech
dystopia we live in is fraying. We've got
phantom Uber Eats orders
just appearing at random on people's
front porches.
And Google's bard is a mess.
That's the AI thing?
Yeah.
That's their AI.
That's their chat GPT.
There's a new chat GPT in the room.
And I think it's better at being your racist uncle on Facebook.
Oh.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's learned the language of the Facebook. Oh. Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's learned the language of the internet.
Yeah.
I got like just looking over it.
I'm like, this is a racist Ask Jeeves almost.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is.
Oh, you don't think Ask Jeeves was racist?
Yeah.
Oh.
You saw that. Yeah.
True, true.
Good point.
I remember when I asked Jeeves, it referred to Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King
as basketball players.
That's when I was like,
sums up with this algorithm.
Racist shit, yeah.
All right, all of that, plenty more.
But first, Olivia, we like to ask our guests,
what is something from your search history
besides Boku juices that is revealing about for a second i thought i was the guest
you're like oh shit i should oh whoa whoa i'm out okay i'm out of practice go on guest
okay so search history i have two ones that are kind of like relevant at the moment
right now yesterday i googled non-boring green smoothies just because i was in a mood for
a smoothie and i had a lot of spinach but i just didn't want it to be so bland so did a lot of
research on some smoothies and i think the key thing is a banana the banana helps with the
consistency and like actually gives it that sweet plus you get your potassium and all that makes it creamy yeah and so it made my spinach smoothie much better once i added a
banana added some apples to it and i found it to be successful and was really happy with that but
then also my other google search while i am paying attention to my reports, I like to Google random things during our research.
Actually, one of my shows that I work on, my mama told me with Langston Kerman and David Borey.
I love to go through.
I just saw him in The Boys.
Yeah.
Langston.
I was like, I just watched that.
Sorry, I'm interrupting.
No, go, go.
I was like, Langston.
I was like Leonardo Diaprio in that fucking once
upon a time in hollywood mean anyway oh my gosh yes and very iconic the boys with langston and
i look up a lot of these like black conspiracy theories online and one of them really got me
and sorry if this comes off as like toilet like inappropriate talk but just the intake of salt and sodium ruining men's
sex drives was one big thing and there's this component that a listener sent in called salt
peter or petri salt petri and it's like you can make highly yeah highly concentrated sodium
that is fed to a lot of men like people who are participating mostly men who are
participating in the military to reduce their sex drive during boot camp so it's just like these
high real or these are conspiracy theories or just something some guy it's conspiracy theories but
then but hence the google searches yeah there is such thing as that where it's like salt heaters added to things during boot camp.
Still exploring conspiratorial, but it did catch my attention, though.
Google Bard is intrigued.
I will just say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ask Google Bard about this.
Ask Google Bard.
Yeah.
this as google bard yeah and i just like got in a wormhole of just like salt and then salt petre salt peter and just that and then on a more light-hearted note um animals with eyes facing
the front because typically animals have their eyes facing sideways if you just google photoshop
uh animal eyes facing forward it It's the funniest, creepiest
thing ever, but it's
great. I promise.
This is a...
Okay.
I'm telling you.
It's just animal eyes
facing forward. And people have
photoshopped
a deer to put the
eyes going forward.
And I love it.
Some of them look
beautiful. Yes, sometimes it works
with some animals, but
goats look typically really creepy
because their eyes are already
like their pupils are slitted
types, you know, and it's not
round. So that comes off
a little bit creepy terrifying yeah the goats
are um but i do enjoy the lizard the chameleon ones are really funny yeah oh yeah the lizard
ones they look like the like little koopa troopas from the live action mario brothers movie with
don leguizamo and bob hoskins and samantha mathis and dennis. And that, so I just said the whole cast guys,
I'm still working out what,
what if you just kept going?
That has the reference to nine 11 again with the twin towers are
disappearing at the end.
Yeah.
That one.
Never forget.
This episode is just miles recapping the Mario,
the Mario movie.
And everyone's like,
Oh wait,
but there's something inherently because the reason
that animals have their eyes on the side right at least one of the design features is to like
look out for predators and so this totally a deer into like a hunter predator like in some ways and
it is it's scary i don't like it the one that i was like oh this one's actually cute is
the google image search just fucked up and put an actual like big cat in with the search results
so i was looking at a tiger one i was like that looked like a tiger to me yeah that's just tiger
yeah the shark looks like absolute shit jack my heart broke for you when i saw the shark with its
eyes in the front yeah absolute, absolute. Just disgusting.
Yeah.
Should be a shame to themselves.
I don't like them anymore.
What is something that you think is underrated?
Is that what we do first?
Overrated.
Let's go overrated.
Overrated.
I believe, and I might get some attack from this, it's a Trader Joe's item.
It's the Everything Bagel seasoning i've had
everyone recommend this and everything bagel seasoning is just the seasonings that are in
the back of your cabinet just like put it together mix it in a bag dice you know like have it all
put and that's your everything bagel seasoning but everyone claims trader joe your everything bagel seasoning. But everyone claims Trader Joe's everything bagel seasoning.
Everything but the bagel seasoning.
That's the technical name.
I saw you gave me that look and I'm like, all right, I better correct myself.
Miles is coming for your ass on this one.
I was like, don't fuck up my first show back.
I know.
I know.
Again, I feel like the stakes are super high right now.
And with the seasoning, why are you selling that?
And it fits all the ingredients in your cabinet already. It's garlic, salt, sesame seeds, poppy seed care.
It's everything you already have in trying to be smart about finances.
Isn't that like a money saver as well?
Yeah, truly.
Thank you. it's weird
though too because like have you noticed they also made chips now with the everything bagel
seasoning on it and when i saw that i'm like oh motherfuckers got a lot of extra bagel seasoning
at the factory that's what that told me was like because i remember for a while that shit was the
wave and it was like oh my god like weren't people like reselling it on amazon because
they were so fucking obsessed with i remember this and i was like okay they got something
and then years passed and now it's like hey man remember this shit it's like ja rule trying to
come back where you're like yeah all right fool like go ahead like oh you're doing chips now okay
i got the chips way too fucking salty i'm upside down on this everything bagel seasoning. For real. Everything but the bagel.
It's murder.
My investments.
Look, man, I just need you to buy one crate.
Come on.
Please, man.
Yeah.
Any take?
Do you have a take on that, Jack?
My take on the everything but the bagel seasoning is I've tried it once.
I think it was at a house I was at.
I don't think we've ever bought it.
And it just fell directly, immediately off of the thing I was trying to put it on.
Because the stuff that I want it on is not moist stuff.
Are people putting it on pasta?
What are you putting it on?
Like a dry slice of white bread? Yeah.
Just a cracker. Just a saltine.
I told you, Miles. It's all I eat is saltine.
It's just like a flood
of seasoning just coming out of Jack's
mouth. An apple before
I take a bite of it.
I just don't know how things work.
I'm flying out.
What's going on with the seasoning?
Yeah. I don't know
I forget what I tried to put it on it was a
dumb point but we're gonna keep it keep it in
Justin
but the pot like to your point
Jack what or I think miles
made it was about the possible like do
you put it in like what do you do with this like
do you add it like
your season I guess eggs
eggs again cabinet it's all in there
that's true i don't i would never i mean i love eggs but i don't over i don't season my eggs like
the eggs are there to like take on the other flavors on your breakfast plate and even when
i make my i soft boiled eggs a lot of times and i just eat it with a little bit of soy sauce
that's what i do but everything bagel seasoning i think when you put it on there, you've now made a meme of your food.
Yeah.
Because I don't know anything that's like, man, you know, really turn up this mac and cheese as if it tastes like an everything bagel.
Yeah.
I love everything bagels.
I love the seasoning.
Like the thing that I would want to put it on is those bagels.
Just like extra everything.
Or cut through it and be like like here's everything seasoned cream cheese
to turn up your plain ass bagel so now you're fusing all those flavors i can see that but
i can definitely see myself like taking a bite of a bagel and then just like shaking it into my mouth
like that feels like a thing that that feels like the road i would eventually travel down if I let this stuff into my household. Also, I just remembered Jenny's ice cream has an everything bagel ice cream.
Oh, we covered it.
Oh, you covered it.
We were all over that.
All over that shit.
Yeah.
Well, because Miles, something you meant.
Well, we'll get into it in the reentry.
Yes, please.
Remind me to get into it.
I'm going to burn up on reentry.
Ranch ice cream.
Okay.
Oh, yes. Never mind. I'm going to burn up on reentry. Ranch ice cream. Okay. Oh, yes.
Never mind.
I got to go.
I'm sorry.
I got a fucking kid now, man.
Daily listeners, Miles has left the chat already.
Miles is out.
He's just walked off muttering, I got a kid now, man.
I can't.
Yeah.
This is now an algorithmic version of Miles Bray, man.
Come on, Jack.
Let's get to the commercial break, dude.
My guy.
My guy?
What is something you think is underrated, Olivia?
Underrated?
I think midday naps are underrated.
Thank you!
I love, and I'm on an I heart show saying I take
a midday nap and I am
proud to say I take one
and it is the best
thing I just set aside 30
minutes just it's a nice
brain recoup
of just being like I've been staring at a screen
all day my computer my
phone and I'm
just gonna tune out for 30 minutes.
And when I wake up, I feel refreshed. I feel focused. Some people may think like,
oh, this is so Eurocentric, South American of you. But I'm like, they're so happy with their
productivity. And I think just a little midday nap i love that there
has been brought more to attention for it and i hope it gets more i don't i don't think it will
ever get to the overrated scale but no i think everyone should take it especially in america i
mean we're capitalism it's just ongoing so naps will never become overrated, but it's like,
I think everyone should try it. It just really brings your brain into a new mindset. You feel more productive. And I've been trying to get my husband to take midday naps and it hasn't worked
out for him, but I feel like we're going to get there. We're going to get there. He just needs
to find the right, like little calm music that needs to help with it but i believe like just midday naps are so underrated how
when you say that i'm like i have to be usually now you know as a parent you know wait you're a
parent you come by those sleeping hours they can come they're they're rare sometimes yeah sometimes
you do got to sleep when the baby sleeps but But I have like my circadian rhythms are so fucking strong sometimes.
Like even when I'm tired, it really it's hard for me to take a nap.
But so I'm very jealous of like you that you could be like, oh, yeah, I'm ready for my 30 minute nap because 30 minutes I will wake up like in two hours later, like in a time warp.
Mind you, like my setting,
I do have a timer.
And when my timer's up,
I have it set for loud bird sounds.
So once I hear those loud bird sounds,
I wake up.
You're starting to hate birds a little bit.
I'm a little bit.
Mind you, I know this.
I live in Highland Park,
which is the home of like the feral parrots
that live up
there and i already wake up to them in the morning where they're just like coming in gangs like
throughout the whole neighborhood and just waking up highland park so i wake up with that but then
it mimics that for my nap and i'm like oh my gosh the birds are the birds are here you just shoot up right
just go from laying down to standing on your bed like it's like it's a it's a don't wake daddy
type of waking up just like god love that game don't wake daddy which okay again i don't mean
to take a dark term don't wake daddy the dad had depression what is don't wake to take a dark term. Don't wake daddy. The dad had depression.
What is don't wake daddy?
I'm not.
All right.
I'll be Googling this.
Oh,
it was a board game that was kind of that you're slightly too old for and was coming out right around the time I was looking at board games.
And it's like a old,
like a Parker brothers game that basically it was,
it was all about like your kids and you're,
aren't you trying to get to the refrigerator?
You're trying to get to the refrigerator and you have these
obstacles you're going through that could
trigger waking up dad,
aka daddy.
And if you wake up daddy,
you lose your round.
And the objective of the game
is getting to the refrigerator without waking up
your dad. But then
now looking at it i'm like
and the thing is like if you wake up dad the outcome he's mad he's upset he's angry and i'm
like this man had depression yeah i think that's what they're like yo i mean how about like give
dad a break yeah yeah give dad a break dude hold on now i gotta watch the commercial because i
remember like there wasn't like a live action guy who'd be like, like, who was like the daddy?
I think so.
I think in the commercial.
Alcoholic passed out dad.
Yeah, let's look at Miles.
If you're able to pull that up, let's let's please check that out.
So it's a bunch of he's wearing a sleeping cap.
Sleeping cab. so it's a bunch of he's wearing a sleeping cap sleeping cab isn't for
see one of them is like don't wake up the dog
he wakes up shouting yeah with his eyes wide open
damn also i'm curious like what's the situation what's the story with the kids who like with his eyes wide open. Damn.
Also, I'm curious,
what's the story with the kids who are now having to eat at night
while the parent is asleep?
Is he feeding the kids?
Hide from daddy during the day.
That's the other less popular game.
Hide from daddy during the day
and then don't wake him up
when you sneak off.
Either way, there's a darkness.
Yeah, the other side of this coin
is also dark.
So don't wake daddy.
Okay.
You can fix so much by putting like a little whimsical sleeping cap on somebody.
Right.
Right.
Exactly.
The toy figure that pops up also has a big like Scrooge style sleeping cap on.
All right.
Let's take a quick break. We'll give,
we'll recap what miles missed and get into some new news. We'll be right back.
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And first of all, Miles, we should just establish,
what is the last thing you remember happening?
You've been away a long time.
The State of the Union?
Things have changed out there.
State of the Union.
I think when Biden was like,
you're not going to cut Medicare or Social Security, are you?
And they're like, no.
And he's like, got you on mic saying that.
But it doesn't matter because that's your job.
That's the last thing. And then it's all spotty from there that happened it's all then
there was the train derailment yeah that had me fucking i was like oh fuck it all yeah you're
actually not allowed to talk about that because people would have been people to judges maybe
running for president so we just don't talk about that. Oh, that's over now?
There's still a debate over who's...
What about all the people who are measuring the toxins in the air?
Yeah, so he actually ran that through some of his McKinsey consulting software,
and things are cool there.
The big event that occupied national attention for like a week
was that one of the people from vanderpump rules
cheated on another person from vanderpump rules with and you're never gonna believe this still a
third person from vanderpump rules and everyone's mind was blown by that this is jacks i don't think
jacks was involved i think jack has moved on no it was okay unfortunately i'm jumping in here please do it was tom sandoval who is a main
guy yeah when you always wear glasses at their at the reunions does he wear glasses sometimes
tom sandoval i feel like he was one of those people who wore his eyeglasses but as an accessory
though like i want to check like do you have a prescription? Right, right, right. That's the thing.
You just poke them in the eye and they're like, man, there's no lenses in here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, good for him.
Good for him.
Yeah.
He's cheating.
That's the main thing?
It's called Scandival.
Hashtag Scandival.
Yeah.
Oh, shame and everything, Miles.
Wow.
That's all happening the week when we're not talking about the anniversary of the invasion of Iraq.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
More on that later.
So Joe Biden approved a massive oil pumping operation.
And there were some concerns with this because the ground that they're trying to extract oil out of is getting softer because of climate change.
Oh. extract oil out of is getting softer because of climate change oh so but they came up with a great
solution where they have machines that will freeze the ground so that they can better drill into it
they're called chillers so chillers are a thing that we have to know about now but more importantly
than any of that on yesterday's episode we invented the phrase grindfulness, which is a mindful approach to being on your grindset mindset.
I like that.
So that is trademarked and we are now a influencer podcast.
That's true.
I mean, that is how you get to Lambeau.
You know what I mean?
How I get to Lambeau, but also how I feeling about myself.
Yeah.
To Lambeau.
And I'm a challenge to listeners, man.
This is something I was thinking a lot about when I was like with my with my baby and my wife.
We were I was like, man, I don't hang around enough people that are really on their grind.
Thank you. And I think that is the reason I don't have Lambo.
So I use that to really kind of just stop but cut a lot of people off.
My mom, my dad, some of my cousins and my best friends.
You aren't uplifting me
to the point that i'm i am lambo you're not on the same wavelength yeah yeah you know what i mean
like so look i'm i'm doing a bit of a reset to be a little more grindful about things and i do
challenge everybody else like if if y'all aren't cut those people out of your life yeah you and
your homies every day should be talking about how you split like 17 rental properties.
And if you're not, I feel sorry for you.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah.
A bunch of brand movies dropped and critics are like, yes, please.
More of this, daddy.
The Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie.
You remember that?
Oh, yeah.
The one that like.
That came out.
Yeah.
That hit South by Southwest and everyone loves it.
And then the new Ben Affleck Air Jordans movie came out and it's like 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
So that's the other.
In addition to being grindfulness influencers, we're also going to be an IP factory where we just start pitching out ideas for the next big brand movie.
So that's just something that we're always going to be working on in the background.
I can't wait for the story about wet wipes that's coming out. Yeah. Yeah. As a parent, I'm like, oh, this is going to be're always going to be working on in the back i can't wait for the story about uh wet wipes that's coming out yeah yeah as a parent i'm like oh this is gonna be
this is gonna be lit yeah yeah the origin of don't wake daddy like that that could actually be a dark
oh no dark that can be very dark
i was gonna say attach ari aster to that project oh my god
yeah wow okay good to know good i'm calling a24 right now sorry we got to do this we got to get
on this now grindfulness felt a little like interesting but now i think i'm into it yeah
now i'm in oh wow you were you were on the fence i was on the fence
did trump get arrested yet trump is so he's like begging to be arrested like i knew he thinks
handcuffs are gonna make him look tough and he's but he's like really lobbying to start a civil war
i don't i it seems like he started this story from the start yeah no it seems like nobody's
on board with that but
that one's still happening so i think you're up to speed i think that's everything well also yeah i i
should have posted it but man i had such a when i watched the oscars when uh kihoi kwan won i
fucking lost it and i was in tears and her message was like are you okay he was the coolest asian kid i could look up to on tv
and he fell off so hard and now he's back and i fucking love that shit if you've heard me i talk
all the time about this movie that he made in the 90s called breathing fire because i was such a
jonathan ki hoi kwan fan like that i followed his career like into the depths of bad movies and it's a martial
arts film you can watch it on youtube where he plays this vietnamese orphan who was taken back
to america by a marine after his sniper mother was killed and he's raised alongside this american
kid and they become these martial arts experts and bring down a criminal uh organization but
also when i see this is a picture of me and him when I was a little boy. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
I got to meet him.
It was the greatest moment of my life.
Okay.
That smile of yours is so adorable.
You are literally meeting your biggest fan.
Yeah.
I was like, eee.
You're like, yes.
This shit is from 1991.
Wow.
Okay.
The year Breathing Fire came out.
Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so shout out to. And I did see The year breathing fire came out. Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, so shout out to and I did see
the Super Bowl halftime
show. That's it. Okay.
That was Rihanna. And that's funny.
The boys. That's it. Those are my updates.
The boys. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. That's it.
That's it. I like I
didn't even remember the State of the
Union happened.
So there's something this show does to your brain where it's just a fire hose.
Oh, yeah. And everything. I mean, honestly, the biggest benefit I had was literally not being on Twitter up until like a few hours ago.
Yeah. How to go. How's reentry to Twitter?
It's man. When you're when you're away from it a long but for a long time i'm like oh no
like part of me is like oh shit like yeah i get twitter broke also twitter's just broke yeah i
saw that but whatever i'm back i'm fully looking into he's back sauron's eye for the moment so uh
as we mentioned the trump impending arrest maybe i don know. We don't really know if it's happening. But after he first posted about his supposedly looming arrest, his campaign did start hitting people up for donations and made $1.5 million.
As one does, that checks out. Yeah.
As one does that checks out.
Yeah.
They said it was at a higher rate than anything.
Even after,
like,
I think one of the last times he did something like this,
he was only making like two 50 a day.
He was basically, he made 500,000 a day.
Yeah.
Off the strength of the,
they're going to take me to jail y'all.
And he got their asses with that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He really got all our assets.
I feel like,
because then like the prosecution is like uh what uh what
are you talking about and they have to like respond and everything's just yeah it is that
trumpian 4d chess which it turns out is just flipping the chess board i was gonna say like
we're not playing chess we're playing don't wake daddy don't wait don't wait don't
wake trumpy and then also like scammers just know how to scam it's it's he's just gonna keep getting
away doing the same thing over and over again whether people do or don't show up he's still
gonna be ripping off and making all that money from people right i can't wait you know if he goes to jail and he's grifting from jail and he's like you gotta help me he's
like they're gonna stick me in the yard if i don't get them three beef sticks please send in your
donations patriots just all caps in his newsletters i'm in a cell yeah yeah yeah his all caps i mean
he dropped an all caps truth social about how he's 100
innocent and his lat the last part was as they tell us to be peaceful this motherfucker who like
would take elon musk's fucking space plane to get away from a fist fight like the oh yeah yeah
has never like loves an argument when when he can throw lawyers at it but
oh yeah i love that there are people who are like he's like really like william wallace in many ways
he's her he's our warrior poet leader and then he's gonna get ripped to shreds at that yeah
yeah maybe doesn't he get like like drawn pulled apart by horses or some shit yeah they pull out his
innards and then oh yeah yeah cool yeah but they'll never take our they'll never take our nfts
that's right he's telling them i think it's funny though too like in all of his pandering and like
begging for money there was one one post that he did where he was the gist is sort of like
hey look if you're poor like then don't
worry about it but if you're a balling ass patriot who benefited from my presidency and my policies
then open up your fucking wallets which was like interesting to be like oh okay so he's a grifter
with a heart but again it's more like appealing to your ego too it's like well i mean if you're
if you're a broke boy yeah obviously but i know that's not you. The link to the petition for people to sign to protest his arrest also suggested donating sums of $500, $1,000, or $3,300.
Good for you.
You know, the three amounts of money.
The three genders.
Yes.
$500, $1,000, or $3,300 donations.
genders yes 500 1000 or 3300 donations i think again with all this too it is nice to see that you know like he's the the lack of actual physical protests that he's inspired by it
you know well they wanted to keep it low-key miles there was some loser parties i saw that
but like you know when people pulled up to the courthouse in new york it looked like more that
anti-trumpers were the ones that got the message to protest than the ones that were like there to like defend him or support Trump.
And the best they really got was like McCarthy being like, I'm going to have to investigate, you know, the Manhattan D.A., even though it's not a federal court.
But I'll find a way to meddle in that court.
And I think others were a little more restrained.
But I just like how some people were like, don't fucking go.
It's another honeypot operation.
Don't fucking do it.
And then there's the really mad January Sixer people
who are like, you're talking about this shit,
but you've left all the true Jan Sixers in the lurch,
not giving your support.
Donald, what gives?
So I don't know.
It could just be that the idea of covering up an affair
with hundreds of
thousands of dollars isn't as an effective organizing tool as for his side yeah having
the full weight of the party and the conservative media apparatus for months saying the election
was stolen yeah um there is a silver lining to this story though because i you know i think we
advised all our listeners and if you didn't take this advice that's on you i'm like you need to think about who you need to cut out of your life but
we advised everybody to like jump on those trump nfts 100 with photoshopped images of trump as a
cowboy or an astronaut anyways those with the word of his possible impending arrest the prices of
those have gone up a little bit.
So that's good to see.
And hopefully our listenership is printing money right now off of that.
I was going to say, you have to be.
Now, those things must be worth a little bit more.
I mean, astronaut, cowboy.
What other?
Are those the only two that he released?
No, there was like Superman one.
Baseball player. Wasn't there a baseball one yeah it was just him like living out his fantasies i love it i would
also i would love to meet the person who photoshopped all that stuff or like gathered
that i would love to meet the designer the designer of all those nfts and i hope no like a behind the scenes
like deep dive story of like what that process was like i'm sure they're not being paid well
no but that's a really good point yo we need to do this fan who like was like hey i can design them
like can i talk to him like yeah yeah yeah for sure man uh pull up to mar-a-lago like fucking
nine years right you know someone someone many people were taken advantage of but i like i'm interested to know if there was
someone like so enthusiastic about it you're like oh no you've you're not with us here on earth
anymore are you yeah notes that he must have given on those to be like i don't know maybe a little
stronger yeah really i'm not a Batman. I'm more of a
Superman type. I see
what you're going with there.
My biceps
could be a lot bigger.
These are even smaller than real life.
I would come back, do another pass at that.
I want my triceps to look like fucking horseshoes
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Yeah, we all know that.
We've got to get to it.
We've all seen it, man.
Those dance trends.
Yeah. The pink sauce.
These are national security threats.
And I think we need to be really opening our eyes, folks, about what's going on.
I mean, this whole thing is so fucking funny to me because you have all of these like elderly people in Congress being like, and we got to get rid of TikTok.
It's so bad and Chinese that we got do something on that oh my god if i have to hear the word
chinese communist like again i'm gonna i'm gonna open nine more tiktok accounts like i can't handle
this shit and they're getting grilled like the ceo's getting drilled about how data is collected
and manipulated by the chinese communists right but like the argument they're
one of their main arguments uh goes like this it's chinese oh wait okay there were some other
nuances to that uh they say that the ccp can use tiktok to run propaganda ops that will put the
nation at risk but then how come not one sitting member of congress has been briefed by national
security intelligence people talking about this supposed security threat?
Because if it's that level to ban it, I'd imagine the people whose business it is to say this is a national security threat would have a full on report to give to you so you can regurgitate that in public.
But they're just like, nah, man, it's they can do anything because of the CCP.
So think about that yeah the i would could you
imagine if they did though it seems to be their whole thinking here because there's no evidence
that this has happened it's all just right you know look at the power of facebook and twitter
and instagram but now imagine they're chinese they picture she's chinese that's a time to kill
reference yes because yeah there's that heavy emphasis where it's just like there is an air
unquote like global threat but it's like what does the chinese government and like the gay
grandpas of tiktok like have to have it.
Yeah, it's wild.
A lot of people said like, I mean, more than anything, it probably wouldn't be constitutional
to ban it based on like, you know, your First Amendment rights.
And also like they're really not factoring in a lot of people like are actually making
a living on there, too.
But again, it's all in service of like, they,
they,
all they keep bringing up are these buzzwords.
I've seen it on MSNBC,
CNN,
Fox news.
They go,
you hear this,
the algorithms,
no context.
They just say the algorithms,
other people go and you know,
data privacy is a big,
you know,
cause these people,
they can access this data.
Okay.
And then they say,
and then there's misinformation.
Oh,
really?
That's what's really them up at night
only on tiktok really motherfucker because again this is all the problems that facebook twitter
instagram fucking 100% we're like you've had people articulate the fucking how insidious
like the feed is on instagram to like young people's mental health well i don't see no
we're the fucking outrage over that.
Oh, because American.
And it's just like this is coming at a time to obviously in the backdrop, the U.S. is ramping up like an entire like a tech war against China.
You know, they're trying to cut off their ability to get parts to make semiconductors and like complex chipsets.
They've even got like the Netherlands and Japan to join in to be like be like hey we're not giving you our like next level shit either and again when you look at how bad fucking mark zuckerberg has been doing
like who completely fucked the bed by going all in on the fucking metaverse he's probably like
licking his lips right now oh yeah being like oh please man this shit this will help this will
help me get out the fucking like the lurches because people don't fuck with reels on Instagram.
Maybe they will now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I think overall, I mean, this is me just speculating,
but do you think, like, the grandparents of Congress
are just really focused on tackling TikTok
because they haven't really cracked the code of what TikTok is?
Like, they figured out how to infiltrate Facebook,
like being like, okay.
I mean, in a sense of like a lot of like elderly people
like post on Facebook all the time and know like what to do.
But for TikTok, they're just like,
ah, these dance trends, I can't, I don't know.
Yeah, I think it's that.
And just, I think it's just easier to have a go
at a non-American company
because they hate hearing
that an American app or
company would be banned in another part of the world
oh yeah absolutely there would be
a different direction with that I think more
than anything it's like this
you know this
fucking like CCP
like propaganda like anti-CCP
stuff where they keep sort of hammering this home
and i think it's just part of like how americans like to do shit there's real problems here but
you're fucking worried about what's going on somewhere else yeah and you're like oh misinformation
is a big deal what about fucking facebook yeah you know and the actual you can draw direct lines
to meddling and how people have fucking
been killed because of the misinformation that spreads on facebook but again your fucking hands
are up and it's easier to go but the chinese app yeah it's like a misdirect to their technology
yeah it's just a very easy pivot and again it either it reveals two things either these people
know fuck all about social media, which I believe is true.
And then it also just shows how fucking hawkish they are on like China right now.
Because it's also, you know, coming at a time to China is, you know, like they're backing Russia and trying to be like a power broker in the Middle East now.
So, yeah, I mean, they did broker like, I don't know, I don't like a big you know peace treaty or you know so pretty significant
something the u.s never could have done between iran and saudi arabia like that that's not nothing
it's been it's treated as nothing in the u.s press but i'm sure like that makes them nervous
even though like when you google it the first headline is like washington's not nervous about
this like specifically that's we're not we're not nervous you're nervous that actually china's nervous the atlantic council
has an article from two days ago china's mediation between saudi and iran is no cause for panic in
washington so don't even worry about it and stop googling i love it oh my stop googling stop binging stop googling yeah but yeah it's just it
it's it's it's just disheartening too like i think jamal bowman like is the one congressperson who's
like i don't know why they're keep trying to go at tiktok he's like i haven't heard anything no
one has briefed us on what the fuck is going on with it and it's if you're like the real issue isn't that
it's the cc it could be a ccp tool or whatever to skew the global conversation because again we have
those issues with our own u.s-based social media companies it sounds like overall all the things
they're talking about data privacy the algorithm misinformation those, those are real issues to tackle with social media as a whole.
In general.
They don't have the appetite to properly regulate that.
So again, it's better to just go scorched earth and be like,
get this foreign shit out of here.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's probably some convenience.
And, you know, I don't know if this is the sort of thing
that Facebook or, you know, American social media companies would lobby for.
But it's certainly like you said, Miles, very convenient for them.
If TikTok got banned suddenly, they would.
If I was Mark Zuckerberg, I would be making it fucking rain.
And, you know, actually, they did do a lot like last year.
They were like they did a little anti TikTok, you know, marketing campaign. So they they have been chumming the waters for this because they know it's the fuck TikTok took a huge bite out of social media. And Gen Z is like, it's funny, like you see the sentiment. They're like, the fuck I'm going to do start using instagram yeah oh yeah genzy has their foot down they are not
going to use instagram they're like i'll jailbreak 7 000 fucking phones to use tiktok before i'm
fucking acting like oh well i guess that's over so i mean and it just feels like there is a general
fraying and a general like things no longer working with all of the like big tech i mean not just the
silicon valley bank but you know what happened just i've been trying to i've been trying to
get back from that man my fuck i can't get any of my money out jack he's been on paternity leave
can you debrief him what happened i know it's good that's so weird just that they'll get back
to you they'll get back all right yeah yeah yeah it's all good That's so weird. They'll get back to you. They'll get back to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good. Just need a heart procedure.
But also just, like, there are these stories of just random Uber Eats orders just misfiring
or showing up at people's, like, some of the people who, like, one place got 30 mystery
orders in a week.
And so they're, like, being paid for somehow.
It's not clear, like, who is benefiting from this.
somehow it's not clear like who is benefiting from this but the like one person in british columbia got 30 orders in a week of like a side of gravy a bottle of water and they're just like
yeah yeah don't worry about that we talked like a couple weeks back about how they're like these
companies that invade google search results for restaurants and just put up a
like clone of the website and you order your food for them through them and they just charge you
five extra dollars and like that oh right right yeah they're just like using google as an opportunity
to like scam money out of people like the whole thing the whole system just seems like it's broken
like amazon like there are countless stories of
people ordering things on amazon and you get like a you know dot matrix print out yeah the thing
that you ordered and they're like what that's that's what you ordered yeah my friend my friend
ordered a mini trampoline for a shoot and when when she got back, there were five mini trampolines on her doorstep,
like assemble.
And she has the receipts of ordering just one.
And then their response is like,
you got it, you ordered it.
So keep it.
Give us four more.
Oh, they're like, hey, free trampolines.
Yeah, now she has five trampolines
and doesn't know what to do with them. The whole system just seems like it's like fraying and then their response is
like let's take down the good chinese for the good chinese uh tech things the one i mean not
good as in like i'm sure tiktok is fucking terrible and like the peak of like all of the
things that make social media addictive
like it's definitely certain conversations on there yeah you know it's bad but it's like i guess
the better product and the thing that they're worried about is like yeah i mean like if you're
on a checklist i'm like okay which one may have heavily influenced an election and like completely skewed how even people looked at the pandemic?
Yeah, I think that's all Zucky's fucking platform.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
And that's why it's just it's it's it's a very inefficient way to tackle a very complex problem.
And I think that's we're just seeing like the the lack of thought that goes into it and just referring to xenophobia and being like, it's that man.
It's that. And because I know they're pointing to like laws that like that the Chinese government can like just take like dip into someone's data is like just part of their own like in national security laws or whatever.
And they point to like that as being like the reason why TikTok is absolutely vulnerable and things like that.
But most people are saying like, even if you ban TikTok,
you're not necessarily reducing a ton of, like, national security threats.
Like, so the people whose business it is to discuss it are like,
I don't know, that's, like, the way to go, really?
That's what you're concerned about.
The focuses are off.
It should be on other issues,
like what you were saying earlier with, like, Facebook.
Like, we should be
addressing those things forefront instead of tackling this social media giant that happens
to not be us made and all that yeah you look man like fucking twitter facebook the american
companies are taking fucking l's right now you know they're a fucking mess so in this time i'm
sure like whatever because you know
those plenty of people kick their money to capitol hill that there's many people will benefit if
tiktok is banned and it's just kind of so transparently like a fucking terrible way to
fix anything that it helps remind me that we are in america in fact yeah you know who isn't taking L's? Highland Park next door.
There has been such, going back real quickly, about the orders on Ubers that so many threads have been,
these teenagers keep doing it or stop sending me French fries randomly.
Why do they think teenagers are paying for... Because these are all
paid-for orders.
No!
Exactly!
What do they think is happening?
They think they're being, like,
pranksters.
I blame it all on China
and teenagers.
Yeah, that's what it is.
You know you're smart
and on the right side
of the issue
when you're blaming
China and teenagers.
It's those Chinese teenagers.
Thank you.
You know what I mean?
That's who's doing...
They know my blood pressure is high,
and they're sending me French fries.
They know.
So of course I'm going to eat them.
Because of the algorithms.
Yeah.
Nextdoor has been blowing up.
And yes, I do subscribe and get the email notifications,
but a lot of them have been about the mystery Uber deliveries.
Yeah.
It's a mess out there.
Google also just... So there's this bard thing
that is their chat gpt they just revealed it somebody like people are pointing out that
you can like the futurism.com asked bard to write an article about why trump is an
alien lizard person and it did like a really good it's if you've ever like googled something and landed on a website
that like you you realize after the fact is like epoch times or something right but like they're
just doing a karaoke impression of a news article and this feels like a slightly better impression
of a news article than what you would find on those sites in the past like
because they will source they will link off to sources they'll be like new york as the new york
times wrote about trump's trump and the lizard people like and they'll just link off to a and
then the link will be broken you know yeah and that just like continues the cycle we already have of people, you know, air on quote, doing research, and then now they just ask racist ass Jeeves about an issue they want to defend.
And then they're going to be like, well, this article said, and it's like, well, you yourself have to go click, make an assessment, all that.
It's just making it, yeah, it's just continuing the disinformation even more the internet is just completely useless that is going to be
completely useless like i i once worked at a company where a big part of like not the part
that i worked for but a big part of their business model was clogging up google with useless articles that they could
then like sell ads on just like churning out articles and this like seems like it is the
perfect tool to make that completely like easy and like you can churn out a million articles a day
this way and it's going to completely make like make google and the use of the internet
right like pointless like they've just created a tool that is going to make
their the one thing that they're known for completely useless yeah so the chat gpt i'm
still like because what the last one it passed the bar exam right like the top 10 i saw like the
latest update to chat gpt was like it's just like even better yeah it's getting better yeah
becoming a better lawyer and i see like how i can see the benefit for people like i know people who
are like i'm not a great writer and part of my job i have to write stuff for like a proposal
or things like that and it just takes me so long I've used chat GPT to help create something that then I can then edit and it makes me work like faster or whatever.
Like I can see those kinds of benefits, but it becomes a really slippery slope.
Like as you're saying, when now like we're just getting so much content generated from it that could have the tone of, I guess guess a normal article about alien shapeshifters but
like putting like like result after result that it doesn't like it can pass the smell test to
most people like sort of immediately and then like we're all saying just completely skews our
perception of like things that are going on and like the imagery stuff was funny too i saw like those ai images of uh trump getting like hauled away in handcuffs and shit the only reason
i was like i just always look at the hands and the legs because the ai yeah that's what we said
like six legs i was like no all right i've seen like i've seen some bad ones where like a hand
has like eight fingers and i'm like whoa the manipulation it's close
enough that if you just like see it at a glance you're just like oh shit you're like oh my goodness
yeah he does have eight fingers damn trump trump is pretty tough look at him dragging all those
secret service agents no i can't believe he like hom or laser eyed all them outside the courthouse bard even defect like they asked it to write a pizzagate article like in the tone of a journalist
and it would link off to new york times articles about pizzagate and be like i think it lends a
lot of credence because the new york times has written about the theory and then link off to
an article where when you
read the article you realize they're writing about it as a hoax but right it takes 15 minutes to like
do that work so it's just it's going to make things so much worse
can't wait for like that new skill that you have to like raise kids with,
which is like,
you know,
if the bots wrote it right,
you know how to sniff out that AI bullshit.
Right.
Yeah.
The Turing test.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
Wow.
Fun,
fun times for us.
Olivia,
such a pleasure having you on this episode.
Where can people find you,
follow you,
all that good stuff?
Um, people can find me i'm on
instagram at olivia newton one and check out my shows on bmp iep some really awesome stuff
my mama told me stradio lab true romance how did we get weird a really good eclectic and if you want to contact me personally you will have to go
through my chat bot lawyer so that is the only way if you want to get like personal communication
you have to go through them yes of course and is there a work of media that you've been enjoying
oh yes on repeat i don't know if you all have covered it, but have you seen the Bruce Springsteen Three Stooges video?
No.
No. I haven't seen shit.
Oh my gosh. All right. I'm pulling it up. I'm pulling it up.
If you just look it up, like go search Google. This episode is sponsored by Google.
sponsored by google um google um bruce spring spring east street band three stooges and it has made me laugh multiple times and it's basically they're on tour right now and they are performing
um the river i believe and it's like the part where they have where bruce does like that sweet
guitar solo but instead the east street band, including Steven Van Zandt,
I see a little Stevie.
is just doing some Three Stooges shit to Bruce,
and it is so wild.
Come on, Silvio.
Like, why are they doing this?
No, it's good with the sound on,
because they're like,
like the whole three. Yeah, like, like the whole thing.
I got your nose.
I got your nose, buddy.
And it is.
And this is during the river.
This is during the river.
Yeah.
If you play it with the sound.
It's okay.
Yes.
Like Silvio.
Yeah.
Just like turning.
I know.
It has made me laugh so many times and I'll give credit.
My husband shared me that video and I,
it,
it has made me laugh multiple times throughout the day.
And I will just go and find that video and
just watch and it's like a quick like 30 second video yeah but it is so funny and some performance
sylvia odonte one of the yeah that's it stage like put the fucking wig on bring still back
yeah you hit that guitar steve van zandt that's what we want and for a while he was like a
hologram at the ewr airport like, like greeting people into New Jersey.
Steven Van Zandt, not Silvio, but Silvio would be awesome.
But as Steven Van Zandt, it's like, welcome to New Jersey.
It's just like this hologram.
Again, this will have to be a separate Daily Psych Guide episode, but I could talk about Steven Van Zandt all day.
Oh, man.
The Tao of Van Zandt.
Yeah. All good stuff. How about of Van Zandt. Yeah.
All good stuff. How about you, Miles?
Where can people find you?
Is there a work of media you've been enjoying?
Sounds like you've been watching The Boys?
Yeah, I mean, earlier than that, I've watched Peacock. So what I
watched there, the Poker Face.
I just started watching a couple.
That's a good show.
I haven't made it all the way through
Do they ever address why she keeps
Like everybody she
Interacts with gets murdered
Or is that just like
I don't know
I think you know it's fun
I think that's a cool thing about her
Everybody dies around her
Yeah so I've been seeing that
I recommend anything else I should be watching maybe the news
and and the like but you can find me at miles of gray on twitter and instagram and uh also
fucking miles and jack got mad boosies yeah and or jack got mad booze yes we should address this
now i'm gonna be out the next two weeks. Miles and I are not feuding.
I'm out for my spring break.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The timing is just fucked up.
It's a four by one relay.
And you just gave me the baton.
All right, I'm the anchor leg.
We're at the point where we're running together, both holding it right now. And then one more episode.
And then you're going to hear Usain Bolt open the show, folks.
Get fucking ready. And also 420 Day Fiance. I know it's been a minute. And then one more episode and then you're going to hear Usain Bolt open the show.
Fucking ready.
And also 420 Day Fiance.
I know it's been a minute, but yeah, Sophia and I, we haven't stopped that.
It's just, you know, life, life comes at you quick.
And I don't have a work as social media yet because I.
Oh, I mean, yeah.
Shout out to everybody who is showing love on Twitter when I was being like, I'm back.
So thank you for making me feel like I never left.
Work of social media I've been enjoying.
There is
a new type of M&M called Caramel
Cold Brew. Oh, fuck
me. What?
Absolutely everyone at
Arson Joe
on Twitter said,
should I tell Miles of Grey and crofton show about these
and i feel i feel like you know it's a it's a fun thing for you to explore yeah cold brew m&ms oh my
gosh i don't know yeah we'll see we'll see all right how's that how long is that gonna last did
you all see recently that california is passing a bill about banning Skittles and other toxic snacks.
Yeah, like taking
European rules. Yeah, finally
treating humans
like humans.
I think Mountain Dew can't be
too far behind on that.
Oh no, they listed Mountain Dew on there.
They were like Skittles, Mountain Dew.
Jack, break the glass.
Break the glass. The time has come. I'm stocking up like Skittles, Mountain Dew. Jack, break the glass. Break the glass.
The time has come.
I'm stocking up on Skittles and going to be supplying them on the black market, baby.
Jackson Beacon, homebrew dew.
I just broke out in a full body sweat.
Just drenched when you just said that.
It's turning your clothes yellow, too.
It's mostly Mountain Dew.
Yeah.
All right.
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Where we link off the information that we talked about in today's episode.
Well, the song that we think
you might enjoy miles is there a song but yeah plenty of songs you know music is music is
fantastic uh let's go out on something that you know it just got me in like my 80s like uh you
know sort of like synth rock vibe uh this is from this artist, Nabiha Iqbal,
and it's called This World Couldn't See Us.
And she's normally a DJ.
I've seen her mostly doing DJ stuff,
but this is like a track she put out.
It's super dope if you kind of like that 80s vibe
and like just sort of whisper singing on top of it.
So yeah, Nabiha Iqbal, This World Couldn't See Us.
All right, we'll look after that
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