The Daily Zeitgeist - Password Hygiene, Loner Throner 12.11.19
Episode Date: December 11, 2019In episode 533, Jack and Miles are joined by Hella In Your Thirties co-host and comedian Nick Casalini to discuss Kit Harrington's reaction to his Golden Globe nomination, the two articles impeachment... against Trump from the Democrats, Democrats announcing a new USMCA trade agreement, Democrats demanding Stephen Miller be fired, health and human services being a mess, the 35th anniversary of Pee-wee's Big Adventure, password hygiene, Taco Bell developing it's own fake meat, and more!FOOTNOTES: 'Game of Thrones' Star Kit Harington Reacts to Golden Globe Nom: "I'm the Loner Throner" House Democrats Announce Two Articles of Impeachment Against Trump Democrats announce new US-Mexico-Canada trade agreement with White House Senate Democrats demand Trump fire Stephen Miller Scoop: Top Trump officials' feud prompts sex discrimination probe Exclusive: Key Trump health official spends millions on GOP-connected consultants Medicare chief asked taxpayers to cover stolen jewelry ‘Pee-wee’s Big Adventure’ 35th Anniversary Tour with Paul Reubens Kicks Off in February 2020 It’s not just you. Everyone is bad at password management, study reveals Taco Bell has developed a meat substitute that looks and tastes like ground beef WATCH: Sports - Shiggy (feat. KeithCharles) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Always sunny, aka.
I think this is the second time I've done a version of that.
That's like one of the few episodes I've actually seen of It's Always Sunny.
It's Always Sunny.
It's a good one.
That and one where Danny DeVito, Frank, that is his character, they're like demonstrating
kitchen knives.
It's like they're selling kitchen knives and then he cuts himself terribly at the demonstration.
He's bleeding all over someone's house.
Those are the only moments I know from It's Always Sunny.
I cut myself in an acting class doing a demonstration of a slicing machine.
Like, we had to, like, do a...
Like a deli slicer?
It was, like, one of those, like, spinner things that has... Oh, it's like a deli slicer uh it was like one of those um like spinner things that has and they
were like yeah we were supposed to like do a uh demonstration like use our hands and like just
you know give yourself some business to do and i cut my finger wide open how isn't the whole thing
like well they were like so you're supposed to like put this together for them and like basically
do a qvc demonstration and i i failed is that when you're like i'm this together for them and basically do a QVC demonstration,
and I failed.
Is that when you're like, I'm not acting?
Yeah, that was it.
That was for an acting class?
Yeah, it was supposed to be an easy A.
They're like, in the meantime, we're going to train you how to sell cutco.
Right, exactly.
You're not going to make it.
Weirdly, I was the only one who had to do that.
Everybody else was doing Shakespeare.
They were like, and you do a QVC demonstration, idiot.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Everyone's doing these really moving monologues.
And you just-
Why don't you sell some homeware?
That's ethical acting.
Every acting teacher should make you learn how to do something that's actually going
to be worthwhile in your future.
Right, right, right.
Exactly.
And why don't you memorize this Cheesecake Factory menu?
Do some door-to-door knife sales.
Shout out to everybody who did Cutco, though.
Well, we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat.
I had like three friends try to sell my mom Cutco stuff.
That's how it always goes.
We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by the hilarious and gifted
Mr. Nick Casalini.
Yeah, thank you so much. What's up, man?
AKA Chinchillosaur Rex.
Chinchillosaur Rex. Well AKA Chinchillasaur Rex. Wow.
Chinchillasaur Rex.
Chinchillasaur Rex.
Well, Chinchillasaurus Rex.
Chinchillasaurus.
Okay, good.
I was going to say it makes me think of a sore on a chinchilla.
But sorus, much better.
Sorry I didn't sing it.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah, thanks for being here, man.
Is that an MC name?
Is that just an alter ego?
I don't know.
I was just thinking you guys just had such a zippy, zappy.
Zip, zap, zap.
Zip, zap, zap.
Yeah, you guys are so beautiful with your AKAs.
I'm just trying to come up with something.
I like that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
Kit Harington responded to his Golden Globe nomination
in a way that-
Very chill.
Very chill.
Very chill.
It's probably the least like workshopped response, I think.
Like it's not, you know for a fact
that this did not come from a publicist.
No, it sounded like,
it reminds me of being high in a grocery store and seeing somebody from
high school you haven't seen, and they come up to you and go, hey, what's up?
How you been?
And the answer is never eloquent, good, and full of weird sayings I've just made up.
Yeah.
Well, I feel like that would pretty much reflect his performance in that last season, right?
Yeah, that's what I'm sure he was.
He was nominated?
Yeah. Was he the was nominated? Yeah.
Was he the best part? No. No, definitely
not. I mean, his character was fine and good, but
no, he was definitely the least interesting
acting in the whole thing. Jon Snow.
That's my impression of him.
That was fantastic. Thank you. Why don't you put that
slap chop together?
Why don't you
go over there and
Why don't you go fold those cardboard boxes up?
We're going to talk about the articles of impeachment.
They have been introduced.
No surprises here.
We're going to talk about how the Republicans are dealing with that.
We're going to talk about the Democratic senators demanding Stephen Miller resigns. We're going to talk about how the republicans are dealing with that we're going to talk about the democratic senators demanding stephen miller resigns we're going to talk about health and
human services uh petty petty mess in there it's somehow it's like every it's like a new scott
pruitt actually we miss scott pruitt pruitt's antics at the epa uh and now it's it's endemic
this whole administration just has these selfish scumbags.
The shit that these people are trying to pull in health and human services is – it's commendable.
Yes.
We're going to talk about Pee Wee's big adventure, turning 35, and how they're celebrating that.
Oh, yeah.
Password hygiene.
Taco Bell testing some more fake meat,
like fake meat beyond the fake meat they've been using for years.
Hey, hey, hey.
Like fake meat that is intentionally, they're like,
oh, you guys are jumping on a fake meat wave?
Oh, yeah.
That's kind of been our thing forever.
They're the OGs with that.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Well, check out this new one we made.
Yeah, totally new.
Totally un-beef.
But what?
It doesn't come from animals?
I guess.
It's all plant-based.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we're going to talk about that.
But first, Nick, we'd like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history
that is revealing about who you are, what you are up to these days, whatever?
Just what's something from your search history?
I did.
I looked through. up to these days whatever just what's something from your search history uh i did i i looked
through the other night my wife and i were playing around in our kitchen and singing songs and
dancing and acting stupid watch out for the slap chops and uh what are slap chops uh i think that
his fingers thing that oh oh right yeah i mean the way, for Zeitgang listeners, it should be no surprise that I was not good with my
hands when doing it.
The acting teacher was like, we're going to do something where you have to do some business
with your hands.
And I immediately broke into a cold sweat.
Hives everywhere.
Jack, why haven't you taken your hands out of your pocket this entire semester?
Oh, your pockets are wet too.
All right.
Sorry.
Go ahead, Nick.
We had to Google the lyrics to the Blackstreet song, Before I Let You Go.
Oh, wow.
Because, I mean, I'm 35.
I don't know if that's way too old for you guys.
Okay, good, good, good.
84 in the building.
Oh, yeah, beautiful.
And there's a lyric that I swore was right between your legs and mine.
And my wife is like, you're insane.
It's right between your lips and mine.
And it's about where the true love lies between these two people.
Ah, yeah.
Got it.
And she was right.
I was wrong.
And, you know, that's very revealing about me because I never understand lyrics.
Yeah, me neither.
And the things that drove me wild when I was a child ended up to be way less sexual than they were meant to be.
Between your legs and mine.
For sure.
Interesting.
Songs back then were so explicit and crazy that it didn't seem bizarre to me at all that that would be the lyric.
Yeah.
That's like that song.
Although between your legs and mine also almost sounds like instructions from a would be the lyric. Yeah. That's like that song. Although Between Your Legs and Mine also almost sounds like instructions from like a basketball
coach or something.
Yeah.
Like legs.
Yeah.
Soccer maybe.
Yeah.
Soccer.
Between Your Legs.
So you want to line your legs up with the other person.
Yeah.
I mean, actually that holds true for a lot of these lyrics.
My mission is to keep you mine.
That sounds like one-on-one defense.
Yeah.
I don't want this to be the last
time. That's a little shit-talking.
I know you feel it, too.
It's bigger than the both of us.
That is some shit that a player would
say to somebody. Oh, you feel that, right?
I know you feel that, too. I know you felt that.
It's always little things.
I just can't let it slip away. That's all things
a coach would tell their players.
A sexy coach.
A sexy coach.
By the name of Teddy Riley.
Yeah.
What is something you think is underrated?
What do I think is underrated?
I think,
I think,
well,
I guess this goes as underrated.
I think we should be able to lick our plates in restaurants.
Wow.
I think it's,
I wish,
I think that's an underrated move. Um, plate. Yeah. Like
when you're did up to your face or are you putting your head down, uh, near the, no, definitely lift,
lift it. Yeah. You have to have some self-respect. Right. And, uh, I don't know. I just waited
tables for a long time and everyone was like, Oh, if I could, I would lick the plate. And just
enough people say it's like, we should all just agree that we want to do it and we should.
There's no reason not to.
It's not that different than like lifting up a bowl of soup.
Or free bread.
Right.
To wipe it clean with the bread if you want to.
Yeah.
I've licked a plate before.
Yeah.
I don't give a fuck.
No, and you shouldn't.
Yeah.
That should be completely acceptable.
And it seldom happens where you actually are like, man, you know what? I think I'm
going to literally lick every
fucking ounce of whatever this meal was
off of this plate. So when it happens, you just
got to go all in. Because that already indicates
a heavenly moment.
It's respect. It's beautiful respect
and should be celebrated. The chef is
not going to mind, that's for sure. That could be a thing
that you do in a restaurant to encourage
it. It's like, Hey, lick a plate,
get your photo on the wall.
Yeah.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
What is something you think is overrated?
I'm going to go with being salt and pepper.
Being salt and pepper.
Yeah.
With my hair.
Oh,
okay.
Got it.
Yeah.
I thought you and your wife were doing like a,
do like a tribute group.
Yeah.
That shit's weak,
dude.
Well,
you're talking about how you sing and dance your kids.
I would much rather be Spinderella. Yeah. No, that's, that shit's weak, dude. Well, you're talking about how you sing and dance in your kitchen. I would much rather be Spinderella.
Yeah.
No, that's underrated.
Being salt and pepper is for sure underrated.
Being salt and pepper.
Yeah.
No, having salt and pepper hair is something that I've been dealing with since high school.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And just everyone always wants to pat me on the back and be like, you know, everyone's
very quick. Like you're a veteran or something?
Yeah.
Hey, man, you're brave.
Good for you.
Thank you for your service.
Thanks a lot.
Yeah, but also that it's like attractive.
Like, I don't know, people will go out of their way to let me know how okay it is.
Gray fox.
Yeah, right?
And it's like, I don't know, I'm too young for it.
I'm like a silver fox preemie or something.
Right, silver puppy.
Right.
Silver puppy. It. Silver puppy.
It's too much.
Sickly puppy.
Yeah.
And also it's just like,
you know,
when your hair gets long,
then you look really bad.
Right.
And then,
you know,
you gotta,
I don't know.
Then if you look a little tired,
you look super old and you know,
I'm over it.
And I want,
I want,
I need people to stop glorifying the salt and pepper look.
So what do you want to,
do you just want to say,
I want to look ill just because, not because the hair yeah i just can i just be sick yeah
can i just be sick uh did you do you ever do you just yeah you ever diet uh not yet but uh i
probably will it actually looks good on you i wouldn't thanks yeah yeah see that's what i'm
talking about i don't want to hear that i apologize i don't know i don't know bro
thank you how you want to look yeah i don't know there you go. I apologize. I don't know, dude. For your age? I don't know, bro.
Is that how you want to look? Yeah.
I don't know.
There you go.
That's what Miles is giving you.
What world would you rather?
Do you ever want people to be disparaging about it, though?
Not really.
You don't like the thing like, aw.
Yeah.
Basically, just keep it to yourself.
I mean, I'll dye it when.
I mean, I'm a hair acting and all these things.
So when that happens, when they need me to dye it, I will.
Right.
Yeah, for sure. Any colors you need me to dye it i will right yeah for sure any colors
you would love to have it dyed no i want it all white no just all gray yeah you're auditioning
for edgar winter john flair what's that guy from uh madman the don't know that the silver fox
himself i don't know oh there was a character who just had white hair. Who has white hair.
Yeah, right, right, right.
And wears it very well.
All right, white hair.
Yeah, I'm just thinking about the Salt-N-Pepa look works up to a certain hair length, but you never see George Clooney with his hair grown out or anything.
Well, you look like a mad scientist hacker.
It's the dude who played Data in Star Trek, who was in Independence Day,
as like the scientist at like Area 51. He had long ass salt and pepper hair. And I remember
being like, hmm. Well, his hair was also sticking out in every direction.
Well, that's the crazy part. The grays or the whites, they get brittle too.
Right. So it's like not only two colors.
They do end up sticking out. Yeah, they're going to stick out
and it's like you have two heads of hair.
Yeah.
What is a myth?
What's something people think is true
you know to be false?
Oh.
Well, I just found out.
Spiner, that's his name.
Spiner.
Who, Data?
Yeah.
Spine Dog.
What movie was he in?
Independence Day.
Was he the one listening to
It's the end of the world
He may have been
But I just remember him being in the Area 51 lab
And just being like
Hey my hair looks like it's gonna break off
Now does he get
They get him
Merked by the aliens
But then isn't he in the sequel?
I think he's in the second one
And I'm like wait bro
Didn't they have the tentacle around your neck?
Yeah they had the tentacle around their neck
And were using him as a puppet
Yeah
Huh
And then he survived to that.
That's got to be some fucking...
Yeah.
He probably got a great settlement from the government.
Yeah.
And probably a few more grays.
Yeah.
Did you, growing up, did you identify with that
mmm song by the Crash Test Dummies?
No.
Where they talk about the young child who gets white hair
from a car accident?
But I don't know anything about that.
I'm really bad when it comes
to alternative rock, especially for my era.
But my wife has been teaching me
Sully Bishirley. So I like that song now.
Were you just focused on
chamber music or something?
Were you just all in on one other genre of music?
Yeah, basically.
Like rap and R&B.
Between what the kids were listening to in school.
I was little or whatever when grunge was happening,
and we just thought that was the most embarrassing.
Oh, because you grew up in Seattle.
I grew up in Seattle, yeah.
Oh, right.
So at that time, you just were like, man, I don't know about this.
No, yeah.
It was like if you were a rocker, then you just got beat up.
You couldn't be a rocker in in the south end of seattle when i
was growing up right so you had to be a sir makes a lot of fan no no no it was like all bay area rap
music like we only listened like too short and e40 and just like that stuff okay yeah i was in
uh the seattle airport for like two hours uh recently and they're still like rocking grunge
and like have like an announcement from a rock musician.
Dude, Sub Pop, the record label that, you know.
Right.
Yeah.
They have a store in the airport.
Yeah.
It's like.
Wow.
That is like a place where like that is the mainstream.
Could you imagine a Death Row Records store in LA?
Yeah.
If they were like bumping like Death Row shit.
I can imagine.
I'm sure Top Dog will do it.
Right.
Yeah, for sure.
But TD, yeah, that would be much more entertaining.
What airport would that be?
TD?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's LAX.
It's LAX?
Burbank?
I don't know what the fuck.
There's the Jay Leno store, or it used to be the Tonight Show NBC store back in the day.
Oh, man.
I got to come clean with the listeners that we're doing a a look back at the last decade for like the special holiday apps.
Oh, man.
Jay Leno.
What a terrible person.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
I was like reading some jokes from him from 2010.
Oh, I can only imagine.
Especially with the shit he just said recently, like that got him in hot water.
Yeah.
He's got talent and he's making like Asians eat dog jokes. Yeah. So in 2010, he was said recently, like, that got him in hot water on Rex Got Talent, and he's making, like, Asians eat dog jokes.
Yeah.
So, anyways.
When, in 2010, he was just off the rails with that?
Not just off the rails.
Just, like, crappy, hacky shit.
And it was, like, him, it was, like, right after he, like, kicked Conan out, and it was just.
Oh, right.
Came back.
Like, that was the feud that we were worried about in 2010 entering this decade.
And still, the number one feud that we're all
following yeah living our lives by uh all right but that myth oh a myth okay yeah yeah so uh
there's a this conspiracy theory i guess that like people don't know where shakespeare was born
and like shakespeare's life or who he is or if he existed or whatever. Was he a woman? Was he a man? But I didn't even realize that was a conspiracy theory
because growing up, it is just,
like my grandparents are from a very specific part of Sicily.
So I was just taught that Shakespeare was from this part of Sicily.
And like everyone, when you go there,
everyone's just like, oh no, Shakespeare's from here.
Like they all know his grandparents.
You know what I'm saying?
Right, right, right.
His grandparents are still alive.
It's for, like, everyone knows everyone, right?
Right.
So, like, it's like my cousin, blah, blah, blah.
Like, so for me, it was weird when I found out that that was a conspiracy theory because I could just tell you.
It was common knowledge.
It was just common knowledge.
He's from, like, this.
He's from Sicily.
Yeah, from a town.
Well, it's not even a town.
Well, it's a town on a global scale, but kind of big for Sicily, a place called Messina.
Messina.
Yeah.
And yeah, so I don't know.
You guys can talk whatever you want to about Shakespeare, but he's definitely Sicilian.
He's definitely Sicilian.
Yeah, he's from Messina.
I like when people just claim something.
They're like, no, I don't care what it is.
This is what it is.
I've heard the theory that he was like an entire like team of writers that he's like the
team of writers that wrote the King James Bible like I've heard all that stuff but Sicily this
is new yeah yeah it is somewhere on the like if you whatever google conspiracy theories that is
one of them one of them on the list what is it about Messina though that people are so sure like
is it because of well it's uh well just because everyone knows where everyone's from out there so that's just part of being there oh so just sort of like the oral
history of that of messina is like we've known shakespeare has been but also even if it wasn't
a big timer like if like everyone knows like where i'm from right they're just like you're from you
know casavica or whatever like everyone knows that's just a part of i don't know sort of like in a city maybe that was really like people cared about neighborhoods
right imagine like sicily sort of like one big neighborhood so that's just part of it but then
the other part of it too is messina is where like all the records are kept for uh like birth
certificates and stuff so like my grandfather was born in that area and you have to go to messina
to get his birth certificate you can let go and there's like William Shakespeare.
And here it is.
Bill Shakespeare.
Yeah.
Shakespeare.
Oh, you're talking about Bill Shakespeare?
Oh yeah, man.
I knew him.
No, that was his, you know, his whatever white name they gave him.
Right.
Yeah.
The Ellis Island of the UK.
Right.
Yeah.
And then in the village where my grandparents are from, there's like an original copy of
Dante's Inferno.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
So they keep it and they know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's talk about Kit Harington.
Yeah.
Let's talk about Kit Harington.
We talked Globenoms.
Yeah.
I mean, we just, we mentioned that they happened.
Yeah.
With very, we have no stakes for us.
None at all.
In the nominations.
Don't care.
I think maybe we should.
Well, who's next?
But I'm also, I've realized as we've done this show, right,
this is maybe the third year now we've gone into an awards season.
The first year we used to talk about like,
yo, the biggest snubs of all time and this other shit.
And then I think we've slowly come to this point where like,
none of this shit matters.
Well, the awards particularly, I feel like, don't matter.
Right, right.
I think they do them badly.
Yeah, well, I think-
Not just the Hollywood Foreign Press. Yeah, everybody. I'm they do them badly. Yeah, well, I think... Not just the Hollywood Foreign Press.
Yeah, everybody.
I'm a fan of certain members of the Hollywood Foreign Press.
Hey, I don't know anybody, so you know what?
They fucked up.
Yeah, I don't know them either.
I think the award season...
Not on board.
So again, even with his nomination, it was weird.
No, zero nominations for the show, except for Kit Harington.
Right.
They didn't even give it to Dinklage.
Yeah, Dinklage, I mean, I even feel like the woman who plays Brianna Tarth had a great arc.
Yeah.
There are other characters who I felt-
Well, what about the guy who got his dick cut off and tortured for a long time and ended
up being good?
Yeah.
Reed.
Reed, that guy is awesome.
Yeah.
That guy's an incredible actor.
Theon.
Yeah.
Theon is incredible.
Alfie Allen.
Singer Lily Allen's brother. Oh, word? Yes. And also an Arsenal fan. Theon. Yeah, Theon is incredible. Alfie Allen. Singer Lily Allen's brother.
Oh, word?
Yes.
And also an Arsenal fan.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
I always get sad whenever-
Does that make you mad?
Yeah, this nepotism thing is just so demoralizing.
Isn't it annoying when it's like a family of people?
Yeah, Lily Allen and Alfie Allen.
Even if it's just like they're both super talented, I'm just like, fuck, man.
Well, I know.
It's like I love Laura Dern, right?
Like I'm on board with her and just like,
of course you're going to get really good at acting when you're just born with the idea of like,
Oh,
people just do it.
Right.
And then you show up to sets or whatever when you're little and you're just used to it.
You're like,
what about all this creative baggage I had to shed to get here now?
Right.
You just grew up with it being like,
yeah.
Or just like the nerves of like showing up to set the first time. Right. And you're just like nervous about it because you don't know what to do. But if you just grew up with it being like that. Or just like the nerves of like showing up to set the first time.
Right.
And you're just like nervous about it because you don't know what to do.
But if you just grew up with it.
She just like knows everyone.
Yeah.
It was just natural and normal and a place to go where people treat you nice.
Like, you know, anyways.
She shows up to Jurassic Park and is like, Steve, what's up?
She's like, oh, is that where the dinosaurs will be?
I also have experience with dinosaurs, believe it or not.
Like live ones.
It's an old hat to me.
Well, now I'm glad Theon didn't get the nod.
Fuck that guy.
I think if we can all agree on one thing, it's fuck Theon.
Fuck Theon.
Yeah, he fought valiantly in the end.
But yeah, so apparently they got hold of kid harrington
right after he was nominated this guy is a awkward quote machine by the way yeah he's yeah
and this was they ask him you know what they thought of him being nominated and the only
person from the show to be nominated he says i'm the loner throner it seems i just imagined myself
sitting down at a table all by myself
as the loner throner.
I didn't expect to be nominated.
I thought the show might be
but I just at home
learning lines and then my publicist
called. It was very unexpected and
wonderful.
I'm a loner
throner it seems and then
he wasn't embarrassed that he said that.
I just imagined sitting by myself.
He wanted to take you on a journey of him,
of what that phrase that he had just come up with evoked in his mind.
Does that mean that he also suspects that he's now alienated
from the rest of the cast and crew?
I don't know, man.
And now he's like, now I'm the real loner.
They hated me.
They always hate me. That would have been funny if they're all haters so actually you know i expected this actually now that i'm looking at i think what
happened is i'm the loner throner it seems pause for laughter none coming and he's like oh i guess
i need to further explain this joke so what's happening what's your quote i'm the loner throner
it seems wait why isn't there...
I just imagined myself sitting down at a table all by myself as the loner throner.
I didn't expect to be nominated.
Okay, I gotta go.
Right.
Well, I think they must have known on some level that a huge portion of people, of fans
of the show, wanted him to win the throne or whatever, to be the king at the end.
So they were like, we'll just give him...
Something. We'll give him something. We'll let him be the real king winner at the end. So they're like, we'll just give him like, you know.
We'll give him something.
We'll let him be the real king winner at the end of this thing after all.
So are we still thinking about that season?
That big, exasperated sigh?
Yeah.
Shit was not good.
Nope, it was not.
Although, how could they not nominate it when there's that shot where she's walking through the doorway and the dragon wings go behind her.
The dragon behind her.
And then you realize that what the filmmakers are saying is she might be the dragon.
Yeah.
I know, dude.
Like, all along.
I know, dude.
Also, more nepotism with Benioff and D.B. Weiss, too.
Why?
He's, like, related to the Mark Benioff from Salesforce.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. They Mark Benioff from Salesforce. Oh really? Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
They're fucking those.
It's wild.
And then I think DB Weiss was somebody's assistant.
Like again, well, assistant is, I mean, no, but like in a way, like in a manner in which
like, how did you become this person?
It's not like I worked this agent's desk or some shit.
Right.
It was like some, I, I, I mean, mean i i'm too lazy to look at assistant meaning nephew
right yeah and they were also uh you know going on the festival circuit or they they had an
interview at at i think south by maybe this year where uh they were talking about how they learned
on the job they were like yeah we didn't know what we were doing, and we just kind of figured it out as we were going. Just winging it, man.
Yeah.
And people were like, yeah, that's called privilege,
and you might want to take a look at it.
There was a moment where D.B. Weiss was Glenn Frey's personal assistant.
Glenn Frey?
What?
I don't even know why.
That's so strange.
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And the Democrats have made it official.
At least they've announced the two articles of impeachment
and obstruction pelosi nadler schiff they got them all yeah up there maxine just unveiling
their two articles obstruction of congress and abuse of power a lot of people know how they
aren't going after obstruction of justice right from the muller probe because
that was some pretty nailed on obstruction uh cases there yeah uh and also abuse of power
versus the before they were talking about extortion or bribery the language has shifted a little bit
with what they're making it like weaker i think they're just using different i think because they
want to keep it like this so when they have to prove the case, they can just go after an abuse of power thing because I think maybe extortion or bribery, there's too many ways for the Republicans to defend against that.
Got it.
And I think they want to be as hyper-specific as possible.
But it still shows a little bit of being like, well, we'll see.
Yeah.
I mean, either way, we know it's going to be a sham in the Senate.
So this is what they're going to do.
They'll vote on it probably next week, make it official, like with a whistle,
and then a trial in the Senate in the new year.
Right.
But there's not, I don't know.
I mean, again, it's pretty straightforward, I think, with what they're trying to say,
which is the president abused the power of his office to enlist the help of a foreign government
for a sham investigation
into a political opponent for his own gain, a own gain, a.k.a.
He's trying to cheat at the 2020 election.
If you want to make it real simple for somebody.
Yeah.
And then also refusing to cooperate with like this investigation is the other part.
Why don't we just let the people decide 2020 election?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
Right.
Well, I think the issue right he's cheating at why
don't we just let him exactly right let him fucking stack the deck and then we'll pretend
that's a fair game right the thing that's really i mean again you can tell that the republicans
know what he did is indefensible because they're not actually defending him they're just attacking
the process and i think for anyone who wants to, if you have any,
if you're in some kind of logic battle
with somebody who is saying, well, you know,
they didn't do anything wrong. And you can just
say, well, then how are you, how come
y'all are not proving it? Right. There's no,
if you are actually wrongfully
accused of something, you're able to,
you'll be like, okay, do you want to go there?
Here's all my evidence. Here are all
these people corroborating witnesses, whatever I have to do to defend myself to make you look foolish.
But if your only defense is to just scream and lie, I think that's like one of the more damning indications that they know that the president is guilty of what he's done.
But this is where we're at now because, you know, like any bacterial parasitic life form that has to survive, it will go into a second
stage of survival where you do whatever it takes as a living organism to survive.
And in this case, it's lying and basically gaslighting the country.
Well, yeah, it seems to me like the idea is like, just own the fact that he did something
wrong.
I mean, from a Republican standpoint and be like, and but he did it for national security.
The Bidens are crooked.
We have to do this. We have to stop this crooked guy from coming in and winning the elections
through illegal Ukrainian, whatever. Just own that it was bad. Even own that it's an abuse of power.
Just be like, yeah, he abused his power. He's the president. He needs to. Of course he abused
his power and everyone that supports him will get up and cheer. They don't care that he abuses his
power.
That's like they're like completely want him to.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they're getting off on it.
They're like, this is so chill.
This is so sick, dude.
The way he's just like making them melt down and like we're completely deteriorating our fabric of this country.
I mean, there's no logically coherent message that has come from the Republican side.
message that has come from the Republican side.
No.
Like the legal expert that they brought to the Judiciary Committee, his thing was, well,
like the Democrats need to slow down.
Like he didn't make any defense of what Trump did at all. He just said they need to slow down because they haven't had fact eyewitnesses like testify.
And nobody pointed out, because the Democrats are bad at this uh nobody pointed out well that's because he's not letting them testify yeah and so we're
just gonna push forward this is what we have like this is what we have this is his obstructed
pretty obvious investigation uh but yeah it's like there's. There's Trump just saying it's a sham, but like not really.
I think Trump is probably the closest to, Nick, what you were saying.
Like that's basically what he's saying is, you know, I need to stop the Bidens.
China should look into it, too.
He doesn't give a fuck.
I mean, really, he just thinks, well, I'm sitting in the Oval Office means who going to check me, boo?
Right.
That's really his like he doesn't care what's lawful.
It's his idea
is like well i'm at the apex i'm at the top of the tower in terms of the power structure so how
am i going to be accountable for anything yeah i mean he has talked about wanting to testify
and i mean maybe that's what it would take for him to like get his message across is just like
getting getting in there and you know but it's it's just not, I mean, you know,
who knows what this fucking trial is going to look like in the Senate.
You know, it could just be complete, just utter disgrace.
I mean, it's going to be a disgrace because they're not there to actually,
like, have a sincere trial and try to adjudicate whether or not
the president actually committed an impeachable offense.
It's just going to be like, oh, they're haters, right?
Can we just vote on this and just take a nap?
Yeah, well, they'll probably lay out a – they'll just – I mean, it'll just be like their re-election campaign kickoff.
They'll be like, this is who you guys want to vote for, these stupid Democrats?
Like, look at them.
Is that who you want in power?
Right.
Like, they can't – they're just going to make fun of the Democrats nonstop and and talk about how good the economy is for what, you know, they'll just jam job all their talking points in there and then we'll just they'll kick off the reelection.
There's also like a group of shook Democrats, too, who are in those districts.
Yeah.
Those districts that Trump won in 2016 who are like, well, what if we just censure?
Right.
Rather than impeach because then maybe maybe we'll get bipartisan support.
Right.
And it's like, no.
I think what Nick's saying is kind of what they're scared of, right?
Is that the Senate trial is going to be a sham that allows them to basically take over
the narrative and make it whatever they want.
I think either way, just seeing how very little the needle has moved with even all this information coming out
shows how little people are actually engaged
with even this part of the impeachment
that even in the Senate.
I don't think,
I have a feeling people are already
just stuck in where they are.
I don't know how much more
this is going to prove to anybody
because you're either turned off
by his like xenophobic, racist, homophobic,
what all every terrible part of his policy platform and you're turned off by his xenophobic, racist, homophobic, every terrible part of his policy platform.
And you're turned off by that.
You don't need the, wait, he did what with Ukraine?
To then be like, yo, fuck this guy.
I think people are already in their corners.
And I don't know, aside from just the mechanics of constitutionally enforcing the law, I don't know what it does.
There's this idea, and the politicians that I actually admire do this thing where it's
like, no one's above the law and like, we need to prosecute him or whatever the word
is, you know, because no one's above the law.
Like that's going to, you know, that Americans relate to that.
And it's like, we all know everyone's above the law.
Like that doesn't work.
Like that's, you're not moving us to say, I mean, I know people, I have friends that
are, well, not that they're rich, mean i know people i have friends that are not
well not that they're rich but i know all types of people that break the law and get away with it
yeah right the system and it's like like if especially if you have money yeah the law doesn't
apply to you and we've all been ingrained that's been a part of our fabric for so long that that's
absolutely nowhere near any kind of a motivational rallying cry to get people to be like, we have to hold powerful people accountable.
It just doesn't happen.
I just feel like, yeah, this motherfucker's cheating.
Right.
More than usual.
Cheating.
More than the other people do.
At the next election.
We were worried about him cheating at the last one.
He's already cheating at the next one.
That's censure.
But, I mean, there's still 47% support for trump being impeached and removed from office
and 44 opposition so he's still you know what even though we have reached a status quo since
basically the uh fake call transcript came out uh it's still a pretty uh wild status quo yeah well i think even most uh more americans a plurality
of americans think the president should be impeached and removed i also just think this
process is too abstract to most people yeah like who are not engaged in the news or politics like
you're like okay what last time i heard this it it was because Clinton got a blow job or something.
Like, what is this?
Like, isn't this the thing you do when you don't like a guy?
Yeah.
I think there's just not enough knowledge or education
around what the process is for enough people to care in that sense.
It just seems like that whatever the next phase is of the media circus,
which is like, now they'll do the impeachment thing
we've kept hearing that word.
Yeah, yeah.
So.
What's going on with Nancy Pelosi?
What's she up to?
How is she using this political capital? Right after that or right around the time of the impeachment,
articles impeachment being unveiled, she then is saying,
okay, we're now going to be advancing the USMCA, NAFTA 2.0.
The thing that all Republicans,
like their talking point throughout this impeachment process has been, you know, when is she going to do something about the USMCA?
That's that thing's just sitting there.
And these Democrats, they're doing nothing, blah, blah, blah.
So with this, she has now found a way to negotiate with the president.
Now, OK, you can look at this a couple of different ways.
Advancing the USMCA and if it actually being signed into law would probably be the biggest political achievement for Trump since the midterms, like anything he's done. And a lot of people are like,
why are they handing him a legislative victory of any kind? And I understand the optics of that.
There are also other dimensions of it. I think that need to be considered with this USMCA.
Initially, like with the tariffs that were being discussed in it and the agreements to
like keep manufacturing in certain places,
the Democrats have been really clear that they wanted like more protections
for labor,
uh,
like in this deal and like also adding like greater environmental
protections as part of this,
like,
uh,
stabilizing drug prices,
things like that.
And a lot of people,
um, I mean, it's not, it's not perfect by any means, like labor unions drug prices, things like that. And a lot of people, I mean, it's not perfect by any means.
Like labor unions have still, this is far from perfect in their eyes
and I think most people's eyes.
But the Republicans were really concerned
because the first version that they agreed to,
Democrats were like, no, this is fucking, this is not it.
Right.
And that's why it was stalling out.
But as the president was getting his ass slow cooked,
sous vide by this impeachment process, he started breaking down a little bit and now they've been negotiating with him and a lot of
republicans are worried that because of this trump is really weak into the bill that the republicans
wanted like john cornyn from texas said like his when they asked him about this they said i just
hope trump hasn't gone too far in speaker pelosi direction and the AFL-CIO's direction,
uh-oh, that he might lose some support here. My concern is that what the administration presented
has now been moved demonstrably to Democrats, the direction that they wanted. So in a way,
when that happens, Nancy Pelosi gets a W because she can say, well, we're actually tuning this up
a little bit more to our liking, although I don't think it's the best version of it.
Also, they completely neutralize a GOP talking point of like, what are you going to do about
the USMCA?
Every person, every Republican has just been using that as like a pivot move to say Republicans
are so focused on that.
That's gone.
And also helps vulnerable Democrats in a lot of these districts who are probably in the
censure camp be like, hey, you can hang your hat on this, though.
And I think this is the other thing, too, back to the impeachment thing.
They want to get things done very quickly because I know Pelosi wants to have some momentum going into the election with Democrats starting to do like passing bills they can start pointing at.
But I don't know. I mean, the president is such a fuck that I don't know how much political capital
they really need to build to, I guess, to offset the losses from impeachment that they feel
they're going to experience. But that's where that is. So is it just like functionally are like we're at a place where there is no because didn't they like get rid of NAFTA?
So now this is the replacement for NAFTA.
Like what is the governing law of the land now?
Well, I think right now they still need to have because I think I don't know if it's – it has to go through the legislative bodies of all the countries.
I don't know where it is in terms of Canada, but they definitely – I mean, like the main points have been agreed to, like when it comes about like automobiles and like where the components are being manufactured within the three countries.
And like people have to be earning a certain amount for their labor.
But yeah, I'm not the trade guy.
You sound a little bit like the trade guy.
Yeah.
I read enough. I was impressed.
I read enough.
I read enough.
No, I just – when you were – I don't know anything about all that.
So I was just like – you were saying MC something, something?
United States, Mexico, Canada.
And then to me, I just kept hearing MCU, which I never knew it meant,
but that's Marvel Comics Universe.
Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Okay.
Either way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was trying to keep that straight.
Or the United States or the one from Beastie Boys MCA.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's right.
The old record label MCA.
Let's talk about Stephen Miller, you guys.
Yeah, this motherfucker still has a job.
Mm-hmm.
All right, moving on. Enough. He should guys. Yeah, this motherfucker still has a job. All right, moving on.
He should not.
Yeah.
All those emails leaked, and we knew that he was Santa Monica Goebbels.
That's been his thing.
He's the little West Side Nazi, and he has a pivotal role in setting immigration policy. And I think most people of sound body and mind go, I don't think a white supremacist should be dictating
who and how we let people become Americans.
And now the Democrats have, gasp, written a letter
to demand that he steps down.
The Democratic senators.
Senators, yes.
So they know nothing's going happen right because it's in the
senate where the republicans are the majority well i mean it's just more that they're all being like
hey this is a this is a fucking mockery and a shame that you have a just a a verifiable racist
uh at the helm of the immigration policy and it's led by uh kamala harris right uh and they're like
saying quote recent reports confirm that he advanced white nationalist anti-immigrant
ideologies.
Continuing to employ him as a senior architect of your immigration policies ensures that those policies discriminate against individuals of color to advance white nationalist ideals.
He must be removed.
I agree with this.
I agree with everything.
I just don't know what's going to happen.
I think it's probably just, you know, it is very important that somewhere in the history books, Senator Kamala Harris was, you know, there's going to be a letter that was like, we hated this.
We knew.
We knew and we demanded change.
But, I mean, you know, the Trump supporters either like it or don't care.
I think they should write a letter to Katie Waldman too, his girlfriend.
Oh.
And be like, yo.
For real?
Stephen Miller's girlfriend?
Yeah.
Stephen Miller has a girlfriend.
What does she do?
Isn't it like, doesn't she work for Mike Pence Stephen Miller's girlfriend? Yeah. Stephen Miller has a girlfriend. What does she do? Isn't it like,
didn't she work for Mike Pence?
Yes.
Oh.
Yeah.
Poached from Martha McSally's staff.
Match made in hell.
Yeah.
I mean, you know.
I would love to hear her comment.
Like, so did you read these leaked emails?
Oh, she's like, yeah.
It's erotica to me.
We good?
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
They don't care.
They don't care. They don't care.
They don't have a problem.
They don't have a problem.
That's all Shannon Sharp all day with those people.
Because at the end of the day,
that's when you really see really what the mindset is
of people who support the president.
Because you can be like,
it's a white nationalist.
Right.
It's setting the agenda.
I'm like, no, it isn't.
Or you're taking it too seriously.
That means you don't take racism seriously.
And that already means, okay, bye-bye.
So that's racism.
Nah, well, see, people use that word so much now.
Right.
It's really true.
You start letting all these people in,
like, what are you going to do?
Right.
What are you going to do?
Who's going to pay for that?
And that's about as far as I'm willing to think about it
because this is where, this is where the
right is now.
They've completely like, uh, shedded anybody who had like some bit of like moral backbone
and now you're just left with the distillation like, oh, okay.
So now we're just left with the hardcore xenophobes who are like, yeah, this is all fine.
Right.
Like everything is fine as long as we have this.
Yeah.
I mean, we don't even like, like we, we do speak such different languages now. So like
what racism even is or white nationalism, what, what's the definition of that? Like
there's not even a, I mean, we don't even have a basic playing field of what the word like
patriotism means, you know, and that's truth or truth or anything. So it's just like, that's just
another thing you say, like white nationalism. And there's probably a lot of people that are like, I'm not racist, and white nationalism is good.
Oh, you can have black pride, but I can't have white pride?
Right.
Yeah.
There's a BET, but not a WET?
Yeah, it's called NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox.
Have you seen The Good Place?
It's just white supremacy full.
Full fucking title. have you seen the good place it's just white supremacy full full fucking toddle uh let's talk about health and human services because this got a lot of attention uh under obama when he was passing obamacare and uh but now now well in this era
this became hhs is about destroying obamacare. Right. And I think before it was, what's his face?
Price, right?
Who was the head and he got, he had to leave because he was P-jetting too much.
Right.
And like, you're spending way too, what the fuck is this?
Right.
Like, every person they've appointed to a lot of these cabinet positions are just fucking
complete fools.
Wasn't it like a, obviously a vacation that he was using the P-jet for?
Yeah, it was something terrible.
Yeah.
I mean, they all were.
Right. obviously a vacation that he was using the pj yeah it was something terrible i mean they all were and now alex azar who is a literal former drug ceo like big pharma ceo is running health
and human services these are the people and like he's he's at the helm they're trying to figure
out how they can kneecap obamacare and make it as cruel as possible. But then he also has the head of Medicare and Medicaid,
this woman, Seema Verma.
So this is the tea.
These two people do not get along.
And it has been like a really messy war being played out through leaks and articles
talking shit about one another.
Seema Verma is just a heartless, just heartless demon.
She's posting.
This is a thing that she posted on her Twitter like last year.
It's a photo of a shirt that says Medicare for all.
And it says this year's scariest Halloween costume goes to.
OK, this is the person who is in charge of administering Medicare and Medicaid in the country.
Right. OK.
And so this battle has been going all going back and forth.
For example, there was a spat over.
She accused Alex Azar of sex discrimination because they had a disagreement over a hire.
So Verma wanted to hire this person named Brady Brooks, who was the deputy chief of staff in her office as to turn
that person to chief of staff. But Azar and his office said they wanted a different candidate for
that position who was a woman and also like much more experienced and spent more time in this
office. They're like, no, this other person is actually a more appropriate fit. She went and
like started being like, they're discriminating against
me because I'm a woman and this is my pick. And that's what it is. They had to bring in
independent outside legal counsel to investigate this because they took this charge very seriously
and they found nothing to be like wrong. And then as they asked her more, they're like,
do you really want to go forward? This, she sort of like closed up shop. It was like,
not, I don't really want to talk about, I don't need to say anything, blah, blah, blah.
And the guy she wanted was eventually hired.
Oh, the guy she wanted?
Yes.
Wait.
Yes.
It was a woman, right?
No, no, no.
She wanted a man.
She wanted a guy hired, but she was saying it was discrimination because it was her pick.
Oh, Brady was a guy?
Yeah.
And she was saying it was sex discrimination because it was her pick, but they were hiring
a woman over a man.
Wait, actually, hold on. No, no. Brady Books is a woman. I'm sorry. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they were hiring a woman over a man wait actually hold
on no no brady books is a woman i'm sorry okay yeah i think they were both women sorry yeah i
completely messed that up um so the discrimination was just simply because it was it's more so that
it was about verma's position within it and she's saying alex azar hates me because i'm a woman and
now their office is pushing back on my pick got it even though that he wasn't trying to replace it
with a man well replace the person in the position with a man.
Anyway, so that had to get basically adjudicated by like legal counsel.
Then this is where it gets real funny.
Oh, just so you know, she was paying like a media consultancy agency, like something over $3 million to like work on her speeches and her appearance and like her image.
I need to get one of those. Yeah. This was part of $3 million. to work on her speeches and her appearance and her image.
I need to get one of those.
Yeah.
This was part of- $3 million?
Yes.
Of government money?
Yes.
Okay.
Using-
Paying these consultants.
So that was her budget.
Yeah.
She was using her budget and allocating it to a media consultant
to help her with her image.
How much of a nightmare was she before that?
Yeah, exactly.
Right, exactly.
Like, this isn't good free room.
Now, she's in the papers because she's asked,
so she was in San Francisco.
Okay.
And anyone who's been to San Francisco,
and you've had something stolen out of your car.
If you've driven there.
Anyone who has been to San Francisco,
especially, look, if you've ever been in a band,
and you do a gig where you drive up to San Francisco,
you know the rule. Take all the shit out of the van, because you will get do a gig where you drive up to san francisco you you know the rule
take all the shit out of the van because you will get robbed yeah you'll get robbed it happens every
fucking time so in in true fashion her rented chevy tahoe was broken into when she was doing
a speech about medicare um and she had jewelry stolen okay And she basically is claiming that she had like $50,000 worth of jewelry that she needs
reimbursed.
$50,000 of jewelry just sitting out in a Chevy Tahoe?
Yes.
She said $43,065 for about two dozen pieces of jewelry based on an appraisal she'd received
from a jeweler about three weeks after the theft.
After the theft.
Exactly.
So among it was an Ivanka Trump branded pendant.
Oh, that's 20 bucks.
Made of gold.
So there you go.
The jeweler said that's 5,900 right there.
You're well on your way.
Also said $2,000 to cover the cost of her stolen clothes
and another $2,000 to cover the cost of other stolen goods,
including a $325 claim for a moisturizer
and $349 for noise-canceling
headphones.
I mean...
And it's basically being like, okay, I need you to approve this.
But I think then there was another round of clog up because Azar, I think, would have
had to ultimately sign up.
She ended up getting a fraction of that money.
She's trying to get the government to pay for it?
Yes.
She's saying, I need to be reimbursed because I was on a work trip and I left all my $50,000 worth of jewelry in a rented Chevy Tahoe in the streets of San Francisco out in the open.
If I ever get a job, someone come rob me.
I know, it's the reimbursement.
Yeah, I've never heard of that, an employer paying back because you got robbed.
Everywhere I go, there's big signs that says, no one here is responsible if you get robbed.
Right, yeah, exactly.
And if anything, you have insurance to cover jewelry you saw the sign when you walked into our offices that said we're not responsible if you get
armed uh if you're the victim of armed so this is the kind of people we have so scott pruitt remember
having secret service because he had who was in traffic driving to restaurants so he could make
a reservation was stealing mattresses from the trump hotel only like eating dean and deluca no
no he was trying to pay buy one of the mattresses and
like had a government employee spending their time on finding a replica of a mattress from a trump
hotel to both kiss ass and also because he thought it was comfortable yes exactly you're the most
comfortable beds you're the most 100 so yeah she so now we have her basically saying hi i would like to i would like you the taxpayer
to buy me i look i lost my beats by dre uh noise canceling headphones and it was a special edition
color 325 moisturizer i 325 dollar moisturizer i'm pretty sure i saw that on that goop list of
yeah that's the most believable number out of all of that list of things. An Ivanka Trump thing for $5,900.
I'm like, no.
Is it real gold?
Do they carry things that are that expensive at Walmart?
Isn't her shit like a Walmart brand?
Oh, how dare you.
Or Nordstrom's, maybe.
Yeah.
I don't know where she keeps that shit.
Well, actually, she's getting dropped.
Not to impugn Walmart or Nordstrom's.
I'm just saying.
Fuck Walmart.
I thought that was like her.
She was like a retail brand.
I didn't think she was like.
No, I think it must have been like there's levels to it.
You know what I mean?
They probably have like at a Jared Jewelers, you know, Ivanka Trump child torture collection.
Well, that's going to she's going out of business.
And actually, people probably should buy up those pieces because probably like 20 years.
Right.
It'll be like Nazi memorabilia.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, actually.
Could you imagine in the future, like you see those fucking wild ass people in the South
Hill, like Nazi rooms.
Right.
And this is my MAGA room.
Right.
This is where I collect my MAGA memorabilia.
Yeah.
I got a friend who got a MAGA, one of the first MAGA hats when he thought it was like
a joke.
Right.
Right.
And he, I don't know, whatever. he got punched in the face for wearing it,
which is hilarious.
That'll happen.
Yeah, and great.
But also that's probably going to be worth money for him.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Probably.
I mean, I don't know.
There's probably so many grifters, though, that are just going to be like,
you know, yeah, I got this original.
Because the hats are cheap as fuck anyway.
And there's no ends of them.
Yeah, but he got punched and there's a blood splatter.
They'll be able to DNA test it back.
It's like in the war memorabilia
when there's like bullet holes,
it's worth more.
Yeah.
Like that Pepe pin
that what's his name was wearing
when he got punched in the face on CNN.
I bet that's going to be worth money.
Oh shit, yeah.
That'll be something
that you can like collect.
Oh, just back to Miss Verma.
She only got $2,500.
$2,500. $2,500.
She was asking for 50.
$43,000, basically.
$50,000.
And they're like, yeah, this is the U.S. government.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Here's $2,500.
Yeah, I don't even think I could put, I don't even think, I could fill my car, I think,
with everything worth anything that I own, and I don't think it'd be worth $2,500.
I don't think it'd be there.
$2,500.
I don't think it'd be at $2,500. I don't think it'd be there. $2,500. I don't think it'd be at $2,500.
My MacBook's old, you know.
Yeah.
All right.
We're going to take another quick break and then we'll be right back.
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And Pee Wee Herman's big adventure is 35 today.
Yeah, or this year.
This year.
Right now. Yeah, let's say. This year. Or next year. Right now.
Yeah, let's say it all.
Let's say it.
Right now, this moment, past, present, and future, it will forever be 35.
Yes. So he's probably going to move back in with his parents.
Yeah.
He's got no health care.
Struggling financially.
So anyway, I mean, it's a quick thing.
We were talking about Pee-Wee's BiggerAdventure earlier because we were talking about Mr. Francis
is taking a bath in the bathtub scene.
How we always wanted a gigantic bathtub and chew gum that will make our mouth black and have a servant who is Oddjob from the James Bond movies.
It makes it look like you have an oil slick coming out of your mouth.
That's so evocative.
And fucking the truck driver, Large Marge, that was probably the scariest character of my childhood. When they did the claymation part where her eyes bugged out and shit. Yeah. That was like probably the scariest character of my childhood.
When they did the claymation part where her eyes bugged out and shit?
Yeah.
That fucked me up.
I got a real bad temper.
That's one of my favorite lines too.
It's like, oh no, what'd you do?
You know one of those, you know the tags that they put on the mattress?
Yeah, well I cut one of them off.
I got a real bad temper.
Anyway, the movie's classic.
Oh shit, that movie is classic.
And also, don't forget,
that movie is the directorial debut of Tim Burton
and Danny Elfman coming together to make Magique.
But did Tim Burton do some of the TV show also?
He must have.
I think he did, right?
Yeah, but I think this is the first film,
the feature film.
That TV show was the first TV show I remember watching.
That and He-Man, I would watch them at the same time. Before I started going to school, I would stay home and watch that shit. film that tv show was like the first tv show i remember watching that and like key man i would
watch them at the same time like before i started going to school i would like stay home and watch
that shit yeah i mean before you you just didn't go to school i think it was or you say before
you're of school age yeah before i was a school age and they're like nah ma i ain't going to
right yeah he was on this is all the education i need meccacca, lecca, hiney, ho, leave me alone. I got to watch this motherfucking show.
Yeah, so now they're doing a huge celebratory tour,
like major cities from Valentine's Day to like the end of March
where you can go.
There's like you'll see the movie.
There's like a Q&A.
You can meet him.
You can get a photo.
I just want to – I love Pee Wee Herman.
I remember my mom got a picture with him
and i had that photo of my mom and pb herman like just it's a cherished memento for me as a child
and i would show my friends it was my mom and pb herman back the fuck up and then what was the
thing he was uh sort of fake canceled in the 90s, right? Yeah. What's fully the story?
He was masturbating in a pool. Masturbating in an adult theater in 1991.
That is a building that is constructed specifically
for men to masturbate in general.
A masturbatorium?
Like men with too much facial hair.
Yeah, so he got in trouble for being too human.
Right.
That's what it was.
He was too perfectly in.. Is what it was. Yeah.
He was too perfectly. He wasn't masturbating in like when I heard the story in the 90s, I like the way it registered
in my brain was he was masturbating like at a children's movie basically because I associated
him with children's culture.
I was like, oh, Pee Wee Herman masturbating at a movie theater.
Like was he masturbating in one of his own movies? Like, you know. Yeah. Because I was like oh Pee Wee Herman masturbating at a movie theater like was he masturbating in one of his own movies
like you know
because I was dumb
can you imagine being an adult and being
mad at that because like I get that he made
his show is for kids but he's
such a weirdo like you would never watch
that and be like oh this is a hundred percent
nothing but silly fun
wholesome for my children like you put your kids in front
of that because you want your kids to have like a cool weirdo edge to them.
Like it was a weird psychedelic show that was like challenging and scary and dumb.
Yeah.
It's like that like avant-garde 80s art, like 80s, early 90s art style.
Like I don't even know what the movement is called, but it was like the peak of that.
Yeah.
Around that time, one of the people who defended him,
Bill Cosby, saying,
whatever Rubens has done,
this is being blown all out of proportion.
Yeah.
Not to mention people like Cyndi Lauper
and like Zsa Zsa Gabor and Annette Funicello.
No, it wasn't blown out of proportion.
But the thing was, yeah,
he was at a theater in Sarasota, Florida,
and I guess people were doing,
like the cops were doing, a pervert bust,
and, like, they arrested three people.
And then I guess when he got to the station, he was saying, like,
I can do, like, a charity event.
Like, can we not fucking go through with this?
Right.
My career.
Yeah.
But they're saying, like, there was a misconception that his show was canceled
as a result of this, and he had actually ended the show himself
because he was like, it's going to get bad.
He's like, we're running out of creative steam.
You know, that's hilarious.
So this happened in 91.
Yeah.
And the police showed up.
Because in my mind, I can't imagine that.
The only way that plays out in my mind
is like the current lens of like someone saw him
and filmed him on the phone.
Right, right, right.
This was like old school.
He got arrested by cops, like speech style. You have to be really fucking up to get canceled in the early. Right, right, right. This was like old school. He got arrested by cops, like, speech style.
You have to be really fucking up to get canceled in the early 90s, I guess.
Yeah.
Also, like, you know, this show, it was out there and it was diverse, too, like, back
then.
Larry Fishburne, man.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Anyway.
He was like an underutilized, like, character actor in movies.
People should put him in stuff more.
Paul Reubens?
Yeah. Yeah, dude. He was so good in Buffy. He was great in, I don't actor in movies. People should put him in stuff more. Paul Reubens? Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
He was so good in Buffy.
He was great in, I didn't see Buffy.
I'm sure he was great.
Was it like a big part?
Did he have a reoccurring?
He was like the main henchman.
Oh, so he was in it a lot.
But he had the funniest scene because he died for five minutes.
Oh, the movie, the original movie.
Oh, I got to rewatch it.
Yeah, I never saw the show.
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
I'm sure he's great.
He's really good in Home Alone 2 or something where he plays the weird...
Oh, that's Joe Pesci, you're thinking.
No, no, no, no.
Miles.
Nick.
Yes.
How is your password hygiene?
What?
Filthy, disgusting.
So password hygiene is a term.
Your habits on passwording, how you password protect your accounts.
This is a cybersecurity provider has managed to get themselves in the media by complaining about how shitty our password hygiene is.
Yeah, well, they're looking at how, like, because we always see the listicles that are like, these are the dumbest fucking passwords of 2018 and shit like that but this is more about like the habits that people have in regards to how they even use their
their passwords which is interesting because i've fallen to some of these categories they say 40
percent of people rely on their memory to remember their passwords right alone just full-on memory
and 78 percent of respondents uh to this survey had to reset their password in the last 90 days
because they forgot it yeah not a great way to remember your passwords i use a password manager
because i started using i i've i the one time i thought my gmail may have been hacked i fucking
i went off the deep end and just started doing all like the super know, alphanumeric mixtures of emojis, even gifts,
whatever I had to do. Yeah. I, uh, the only thing I do is I just try to make my passwords really,
uh, like inside jokey for myself. Right. So I just try to make them fun and that's,
I just remember them, but I definitely have to reset like old passwords all the damn time.
But yeah, I just try to give myself a,'m probably bad probably someone could rob me they say the other thing is that 72 percent
of individuals reuse their passwords in their personal life i don't even know what that means
exactly oh it's just like you always use the same password oh oh rather okay outside of work
probably that's right i think that's the distinction right yeah i mean that that's that's
bad i've also read that like strong password like, Microsoft issued a report back in 2014
saying, like, strong passwords are overrated.
Like, nobody's trying to fucking hack your password.
Dude, admin, admin, bro, all day.
But, like, as long as you're not using one of the ones that is fucking, like, admin or,
like, one, two, three, four, five.
Sure, sure, sure.
Like, the ones that the hackers immediately
guess like probably have like a code that just immediately guesses those as long as you're using
one that's like personal to you i feel like it probably is oh yeah overrated i don't know i'm
not a security expert right i'm the i'm the trade guy right you know yeah you're the trade you're a
trade expert yeah they say uh yeah a lot of people and but they say people are way more cautious with their work accounts
than they are with their personal accounts.
They found way better habits with people who are using,
all their work accounts are way better secured.
Well, probably because the average person is,
to be honest with themselves,
their personal online stuff is pointless.
Right.
Nobody's going to eat garbage.
But at work, you might actually need to.
Well, and also work makes you change it every time. A lot of them do, yeah. They're like, oh, it's going to eat garbage. Right, right, right. But at work, you might actually need to. Well, and also work makes you change it every time.
A lot of them do, yeah.
They're like, oh, it's been three months.
I'm like, okay, watch me add another fucking percentage sign to that.
Uh-oh, you just revealed.
Maybe it's not it.
Okay.
I'm just saying a habit I know other people do.
Uh-huh.
But what I do, look, truth be told, it's an asterisk.
Okay?
Yeah.
That's how you know.
I mean, everybody uses it.
That's how I know I'm being transparent with the audience.
You can also use acronyms to just do a sentence so that it doesn't make any sense.
When you say inside joke passwords, did you ever do inside joke names in your phone book
on your phone?
At one point, I only had nicknames in my cell phone.
Oh, really?
Because I thought it was amazing to throw people.
I don't know.
I just wanted people to look at my phone and be like, who's Mushroom Cock?
I'm like, yeah, you don't know.
Wait, you had a personal relationship with Donald Trump?
With Donald Trump.
Yeah, damn.
No, I have to put in a short sentence, though, for everybody.
Like, even my cousin Sam, he's just like, I got a Sam.
Sam, the kid of my mom's sister.
Who the hell is Sam?
Mom's sister's kid.
Yeah, I do.
Everyone's like, either last name is comedy or, you know, however I met them or podcast
or, you know, so-and-so's husband or whatever.
Mine's like Erica Fence.
Right.
Yeah.
I have some real vague shit in mind that I'm just like, I don't know.
I have like one that says Elmer Soccer Boston.
I have a few weird ones.
Have you ever played soccer in Boston?
No, there's a dude who just moved out here from Boston who I met at a pickup game.
He was like, yeah, I don't know.
What do you do for fun?
And I was like, I don't know if I should be kicking it.
I don't know if we get along, bro.
But I'll take your number, and I'll make it weird.
So when I see it, I'll be like, hmm.
No, that's not weird for me.
That's love.
Soccer Boston for me.
Yeah, Soccer Boston.
I'm in.
Bingo.
Let's talk about talk about real quick they're uh getting in the fake meat game uh plant-based protein trend man yeah i mean
this is like the beyond meat and the other one what's the other uh impossible impossible like
those are both like you know taking off making a bunch of money. Well, yeah.
They're right now-
Market cap is great, dude.
Skyrocketing market capitalization.
They're testing two meatless menu items, but sadly, it's for consumers in Spain and Finland
at the moment.
Word.
Because they know they won't complain over there.
It's just not along.
I didn't know there was Taco Bell in Cyprus.
Oh, hell yeah, dude. Because they have a halloumi complain over there. Yeah. It's weird. It's not a long. I didn't know there was Taco Bell in Cyprus. Oh, hell yeah, dude.
Because they have like a halloumi crunch wrap supreme.
Yeah.
It's the only thing that's holding that society together.
It's Taco Bell, yeah.
It's more surprising that they have Taco Bell in Finland to me than they do in Cyprus.
I know.
Well, the food there is.
Oh, you don't like Finnish food?
No.
Oh, man.
I always finish it.
I don't even know.
Yeah.
I actually don't know what it is. I don't even know. Yeah, hey. I actually don't know
what it is.
I don't even know.
Is it reindeer?
Yeah, probably reindeer
and like fish
that's been left out.
And moomins.
Yeah.
That old cartoon.
Yes.
Whatever those are
when you cook them up.
I am going to get
a lot of...
Dude, Finnish Zeitgang,
drag him.
But the things
that they're doing,
yeah, it's like with,
I don't know,
oats and beans and shit like that that they're making.
My whole thing with this is, again, the beef at Taco Bell is otherworldly.
Nobody ever assumed that was beef.
In that I have never had beef like that in this world.
Right.
It's at least partially sawdust, I've always said.
If it changes, I feel like this is a...
In a way, I feel like they already knew what they had was probably plant-based or something.
Right.
Yeah, like, we only...
It's only 2% beef.
Right.
But now it's like it's completely plant-based.
I don't know.
I think I'll just...
I'll eat it either way.
Because I've not...
I don't go to Taco Bell for the meat.
Right.
I'll go for the poison.
Yeah.
A little sauce on that.
Yeah, a little hot fire.
Fleming on a Taco Bell.
I find the whole thing... I find the whole thing terrifying, like all the fake meat.
I just feel like they just know the planet's dying.
We have to figure out new ways to feed people.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
We'll pretend that there's a rise in veganism.
I feel like it's all a conspiracy just to figure out how we're going to get pellets down our throats. Right. There's like
literally no way to sustain life on this planet.
I bet they're feeding us, the rich
are feeding us food that is
makes our fat, or our
meat nice and marbled so when
They can eat us. Yeah, so when the
things go to shit, they can eat us.
We'll be nice and marbled. Jeff Bezos
come and get me fam, cause the marbling
on these thighs.
Woo!
Yeah.
Fucking A7 Wagyu.
Creating new categories of this shit.
Yeah.
Purely beer-fed.
Purely beer-fed.
Relaxing on the couch, smoking blunts.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Very good marbling.
Massage.
Massage, yeah.
That good podcast vocal cord.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That nice and stretched.
We're not going to eat that.
They just want this thigh. Nice and chewy. Not a piece of squid. The vocal cord would be pretty bomb. That good podcast vocal cord. Yeah, yeah. That nice and stretched. They're not going to eat that. They just want this thigh.
Nice and chewy.
Not a piece of squid.
The vocal cord would be pretty bomb.
Whatever, yeah.
I don't know.
It's like a hot pot.
It's like cartilage or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, if anyone, you know, Travis, the homie that's the butcher,
do you all eat cow vocal cords?
What do you all do with that?
Let us know.
Let us know.
Nick, it's been a pleasure having you, man.
What a great first-time guest. Very cool. I Nick it's been a pleasure having you man what a great first time guest
very cool
I appreciate it
where can people find you
follow you
you can follow me
on whatever
at Nick Casalini
that's all the things
Nick Casalini
and you can listen
to my podcast
Hella in Your 30s
wherever you do
that kind of stuff
Hi Casalini
yep
Hella in Your 30s
we come out every Monday
my wife and I
figure out how to be adults
in this current dystopia that we're trying not to drown in.
What's a tip you've learned for how to be an adult?
Get a bidet.
Try to do your own taxes.
Oh, just try to – basically the takeaway is just like attempt to do things that you think are too hard because usually you can break it down to some sort of, you know, one, two,
three, get it done kind of thing.
But also mainly what we do is we just talk trash to each other.
We've been together forever.
We love each other.
Like hijack a plane, start flying it.
Even if you haven't taken lessons, you'll just like, you'll know how to, you'll figure
it out.
We're going to do that once our Patreon hits like 75,000 a month.
There you go.
First jacking.
We need this first prop plane real quick.
Yeah.
And is there a tweet you've been enjoying?
Oh.
No, I hate Twitter.
Okay.
But yeah, Twitter's the worst.
Sorry, everyone.
But my friend John Loose Wins, that's his Twitter handle, John Loose Wins.
He's funny.
Okay, this is a dirty one.
You guys cool with that?
Yeah.
All right.
The Peloton ad, except it's my husband giving me a dildo
that's way too big that I work on every morning for
a year.
At John Loose Wins. He's hilarious. Otherwise,
stay off Twitter. John Loose
indeed wins.
Miles, where can people find you?
Find me on Twitter and Instagram
at miles
of great. Well, what's a tweet
you've been enjoying? Tweet I like is from Jaboukie at Jaboukie.
Yeah.
And this one's going to cut deep in this room
with some immigrant kids in here.
But it says,
Marriage story,
but it's two immigrant parents staying together
even though they have nothing in common
except for the country they came from.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
My immigrant grandparents,
they were also cousins, but they have a couple things in common a little more than just the country okay give them credit uh some tweets
i've been enjoying andrew durso tweeted billy eilish i don't know van halen 36 year old beard
guy haha wow every dad on here is really mad about this billy eilish i don't know
the hold steady 36 year old beard guy you son of a getting held back by friends you motherfucker
i'll kill you i'll fuck uh and then also sorry uh i love billy english or whatever
i love willie willie eyelashash Willie eyelash is cool
And then Cody Johnson
Took a picture of a juice bar
At a Whole Foods
That said
Life is what you juice of it
And just wrote
This isn't a phrase
This is nothing
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You know?
Sick-ass band name.
Oh, hell yeah.
They're from Oklahoma.
A little band.
But I just like their, you know, this one has like a trippy, vapor wave kind of aesthetic to it.
It's called Shiggy.
S-H-I-G-G-Y.
Shiggy.
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