The Daily Zeitgeist - SpiteFest 2021, Pete Davidson Vs Mr Tobacco 12.8.20
Episode Date: December 8, 2020In episode 774, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and Like Mother podcast host Alison Stevenson to discuss Trump's White House exit, Kelly Loeffler's performance at the Georgia Senate debates, how... Melbourne eradicated Covid-19, some Staten Island drama, the Havana attacks, and more!FOOTNOTES: Trump mulling extravagant White House exit to upstage Biden inauguration: report Kelly Loeffler won't affirm the reality that Trump's loss wasn't rigged, but instead pivots to bashing socialism How Melbourne eradicated Covid-19 The Staten Island Bar Manager Who Flouted COVID Restrictions Hit a Sheriff’s Deputy With His Car PETE DAVIDSON RIPPED BY STATEN ISLAND LOCALS ... For Defiant Bar Jokes on 'SNL' Report Points to Microwave ‘Attack’ as Likely Source of Mystery Illnesses That Hit Diplomats and Spies Microwave Radiation 'Most Plausible' Cause Of Diplomats' Ailments, Report Says WATCH: Scuti - Skoowup (Official Video) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Always love hearing cake.
Especially for a band dork like me playing trumpet.
And there weren't really bands vibing with trumpet.
I decided to be like, oh, y'all don't fuck with jazz?
Try saying that as a 10-year-old.
This was a great song for me.
Yeah.
I feel like the 80s ruined brass for a little bit.
Because they just had that dramatic, sexy saxophone.
Always playing as a sax solo.
And now... I mean, Herb Albert and Chuck Mangione. saxophone always yeah always playing as like a sax solo and now i mean herb albert and like
chuck mangione like they took trumpet into like it's catchy but you know like you're not being
like oh did you see herb albert oh like i'm i'm hopping on that the second i see no no no it's
it's different than jazz but hey you know we got we have cake though yeah yeah and the aquabats well we are
thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the hilarious the talented allison stevenson
hi hello welcome back how are you doing
yeah yeah i'm good i'm good perpetually evolving i feel like it's you should you're not allowed to say
that you're good even if it's like the standard thing you have to say i feel like in 2020 you're
just not allowed to be like yeah sort of my god i'm so good and it was supposed to set off our
electric shock callers for asking how are you what's new what's new what's new anything new
anything good on TV?
Well, I told you earlier,
but I did just come back from the hospital a few days ago.
Right, yes.
I was there for fun.
Just chilling.
Just get some stuff rearranged.
Biologically.
Organ-wise.
What if my heart was like...
What do you think doc no i had
to get my gallbladder removed oh shit yep yep it's uh and i i the like even in your description of
i went to the er and they were like nah you're good go home which is like you know i've
unfortunately had friends have told that to them and shit went horribly south when they went home.
And I'm just so glad that despite that happening and you going back and another doctor like, OK, we've got to get your gallbladder out.
That's your OK.
Thank the Lord.
Thank my Lord.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I find that gallbladder removal is rarely an elective surgery.
It's usually things are going
bad at that point we all know i need to lose weight i was like what if i just lose like four
ounces right from the gallbladder the morbid idiot side of me is do you can you ask for your
extracted biological organs after the fact i did ask to go back uh-huh i asked and they said i couldn't
what oh fuck you i know right oh fuck you you know i don't want to get into the financials of it but
i'd imagine you know that they're going to charge insurance whoever whoever you know if you or
whoever's footing the bill that's a lot of money that should come with the free trash part that comes with it i shouldn't be able to get my gallbladder in a jar or some shit would
you save it though i mean i know we asked those questions and even if they said yeah you want it
you'd be like no i'm just i'm just curious i would 100 i would have saved it and the little gallstones
is it small apparently yeah it's like a teeny little they like took it out of my belly button oh wow
that's pretty cool i'm so ignorant about most things medical and i'm like you know i hear
anything that's inside your body like so that's the size of a volleyball you know that i actually
don't i don't know the answer yeah so i'm picturing this it came out of my belly button so i'm just
imagining it like the size of a quarter.
I think that mentally that's what I need it to be.
Or at most the thing Agent Smith pulls on, puts on Neo's belly button in the Matrix.
Right, that they pull out.
I was going to say, I have to imagine that was exactly how your procedure went in the back of a speeding cab.
Yeah, with like some weird laser gun.
Like, hold on, I've got it.
I'm tracking it.
We're locked on.
Wow.
That sounds like a lot, especially the way I'm imagining it.
So we're very happy and thankful to have you back here.
People, post-op guests who are coming out of medical procedures,
people who are battling COVID.
So we appreciate you taking the time to even come on right now.
All right.
Well, let's tell the listeners what we're going to talk about,
and then we'll get to know you a little bit better, Allison.
First, we're going to talk about Spitefest 2021.
It's coming at you from the Trump administration.
We're going to talk about Kelly Loeffler's debate performance.
We're going to talk about Kelly Loeffler's debate performance.
We're going to talk about how Melbourne and the state of Victoria and Australia, how they're approaching the COVID-19 pandemic.
They, for the past four weeks, have had, checking my numbers here, zero new cases of COVID-19.
So we'll talk about how they pulled that off uh hint it's exactly what they didn't come up with any new ideas guys they just did the damn thing
uh we'll talk about staten island a bar in staten island and its relationship to one pete davidson
uh we will talk about the new release,
the new report on the Havana Syndrome
that is an ongoing story we like to cover.
We like to talk about it
anytime there's new evidence
that enters the scene.
You got a new angle, huh?
Got a new angle.
Not really, actually,
but still very foggy,
but we'll talk about it. All of that,
plenty more, but first, Allison, we'd like to ask our guest, what's something from your
search history that's revealing about who you are?
I recently Googled if hamsters can chew on Palo Santo.
Like for them to, if it's safe for them to gnaw on a piece of Palo Santo? If it's safe for them to not on a piece of palo santo toy yeah
that is the most like silver lake google thing i've ever heard in my life i think if you don't
know what palo santo is like it's if you've ever if wherever you're in the country if you have some
crunchy friends who are like seemingly just lighting a shard of wood on fire and being like
the vibe in here is so great uh super producer nick stump
famously kept his control room just just piping with uh the palo santo smoke so yeah is it safe
though there's negative energy it's a sage apparently palo santo is canceled though is
what i've heard palo santo is canceled like Saint Paolo? The person themselves?
I think like
white people like myself who are like
can I hamster chew on it?
Have fun with you
I feel like you'll take it back
Take it back
Don't let them have it, we're taking it back
What does it smell like when it's burning?
Like is it patchouli-ish?
What are we looking at here
smells pretty damn good i think it smells better than sage i prefer it over sage for sure okay yeah
yeah any like place where they're selling crystals is like that's like patchouli gave
way to sage which gave way to palo santo right now so you know go to your local crystal shop
if you don't know that's it probably smell like palo santo in there so you know go to your local crystal shop if you don't know that's
it probably smell like palo santo in there okay i will do that the second uh that i'm gonna make
a beeline for that the second this uh lockdown is lifted or like musicians especially love it i
think that's why nick had it too because i've never been like with vibey musicians who if you
were playing with them or in a session or like a rehearsal where they were just
like let me just get the palo going a little bit just like vibe it out like that's why it's such a
silver lake thing in my mind because like so many rehearsal spaces just smell like right weed like
uh paps and you know palo santo allison how are you uh enjoying your palo santo are you like
lighting a is it just like a stick
that you light always it's literally it's like do i have it on me no it's literally just like a stick
yeah yeah it's the most uninteresting thing to see smoke comes out you know it's very basic it
smells really good clears negative negative energy if you're into that stuff but i have a pet hamster and
he needed a new chew toy and i was like i'm you know post-recovery surgery mode and i'm like
well i have palo santo like could i give him that here take that leave me alone yeah like
give you something to entertain yourself with but i ultimately decided not to even though i
couldn't find a straight answer on palo santo specifically it seemed like it might be too
risky of a wood for a hamster what'd you pivot to i ended up just waiting and i i ended up just
waiting and asked my sister to go to petco for me and she got there you go pencil shaped wood shoe things ah yeah should have
experimented with the Palo Santo maybe it would have changed the whole vibe of the hamster
so our hamster chew toys just just wood is that kind of the fancy idea
I could talk about hamsters forever so don't get me started but it's they are very finicky
fragile creatures and i don't understand why we sell them to like five-year-olds like that's
right not okay they are actually very high maintenance animals and even like the type
of wood they chew is important because some wood is poisonous to them another wood isn't
because some wood is poisonous to them another wood isn't like i think like pine is bad for them like stuff like that yeah they can choke on some and not on others or like some are like poison
i don't know basically so yeah it matters what kind of wood do they chew for the record you know
allison is on her stenographer's keyboard right now. Just taking all that typing you hear is that.
Transcribing everything.
The minutes of this episode.
Allison, what is something you think is underrated?
I have to think about this because I really don't.
Okay.
Is anybody fucking with Pluto TV?
I've seen mention of Pluto TV in a couple couple places i know the words as a sequence it's like
the app for your you know your roku device or whatever your whatever that shit's called i don't
know was that a streaming device yeah uh-huh yeah uh and it's like it's you can watch channels but
all the channels are really specific and it's kind of amazing like there's a channel
that's just playing uh mtv's the challenge oh really just non-stop 24 yeah there's random
ass channels that just play like one show or like a genre kind of fun it's fun to also like
have channels again where you're like searching through things right and going up and down
so when you go to the channel
for the challenge it's
just you enter
at a place where whatever
like rotation they're on like
everybody's watching it at the same time
you have no choice in the matter
I feel like
that's kind of how Peacock is too
on certain channels
I feel like that's gotta be is too on certain channels yeah i feel like that's gotta be
like a thing that's coming is just back to linear stuff that people can all enjoy together
oh hell yeah it's too sick of having to make decisions yeah exactly yes i'm like even like
dvr is fucking me up like even being like oh shit it's sunday i'm gonna go turn
this on like i've completely like cauterized that sensation out of my soul of like being like thing
being tied to a day obviously because of the pandemic like linear time is also a bit wonky
at the moment uh but i just feel like yeah like trying to even select anything is like the Cheesecake Factory menu, you know, exponent 10 of overwhelming feelings of too much variety.
Yeah.
Cheesecake Factory-ization of America.
Yeah.
And look at him now, begging for that PPP money.
I have a nervous breakdown every time i get to the cheesecake factory that's
why again i'll say it again chicken littles don't even show me the just don't show me the fucking
menu i want chicken littles let's go that's it yeah it's like they're chicken tenders but it
has mashed potatoes so first time i ordered on a date i was like see i ain't no kid
say fries and chicken tenders these chicken chicken littles with mashed potato and a little weird corn cob stuck in it.
But they've named their chicken tenders
after the character from the cartoon
who thought the sky was falling.
Just to give it a personal kick
so you know who you're eating.
When we're at, look, people know,
other factory goons, as we call ourselves,
when we pull up to the factory, to the fac, we know what time it is we're just there for the food
we don't look too much into the names like chief like uh what are they all unionized or not yet
not yet i mean there's a lot of a lot of interesting takes on unit unionizing within
the fact gang um but we'll see uh allison what's something you think is overrated
i mean i'm i really could not think of anything
i want i was like okay maybe since i'm going on this pluto thing we're talking about like i could
say netflix because personally i'm sick of netflix i can't find anything to watch anymore that's
interesting to me they took away a lot of the stuff I liked
would they take away?
they took away Frasier
that's it
that's the only thing I watch
where's Frasier at now?
you know what luckily
Frasier is on Hulu
oh shit okay
so I'm just like I'm very ready to be done
with Netflix unless they want to give me
a fucking show or something in which case i'm loving it and it's actually underrated form of
i'm the joke not netflix all right yeah oh yeah i don't it's it is like netflix is almost now just
is like almost like what hbo became where it's not so much about like what's on there but the thing that only they make right where i'm like oh shit right that's only on netflix
versus before you're like oh put netflix on it's got everything now i'm like fuck that like i don't
even like my queue anymore or like my list that i've put together i'm like i don't think i've
touched my queue in like three years it's just just stuff that I was interested in when I was a child.
Literally from six years ago, the follow-up documentary to the Brazilian film City of God,
like the 10-year anniversary retrospective documentary, like talking to the child actors from it.
I was like, oh, this shit's dope.
And that was in 2014 that I put that in the queue yeah have
not watched it yeah i've got that orson welles documentary and the new orson welles like the
color of the wind or whatever uh at the top of my thing and i feel like stuff you put to the queue
is things that you're like i should watch this exactly it's aspirational but that's a a black and white movie by orson welles that people were
like it's pretty good if you're orson welles completist is a real uh it's a real stopper
apparently for me every time i see it i just like get a little anxious and move on
um i uh we have those we have those pieces of content but yeah my cue is that documentary the family which like i
know like i'm not going to be surprised by anything i see in it so i'm like whatever if i get to it i
get to it uh and then black godfather because my grandpa used to hang out with that dude and my
grandpa my dad was like you should check that out man there's a bunch of uh just now that the top 10
lists year-end lists are coming out it seems like a lot of the now that the top 10 lists, year-end lists are coming out,
it seems like a lot of the movies that people are putting on their top 10 list
are just like documentaries that I've never heard of.
Oh, really?
Yeah, a bunch of like wild documentaries came out this year
because nobody was like,
we've got to wait until the box office comes back for these.
Yeah.
Streaming is sort of their natural environment.
So maybe we can do some Doc Rex later.
Yeah, man.
Tiger King, bro.
Yeah, that's one.
Number one with a bullet.
Exactly.
That was when the nation was most united.
Yeah, it was like the early days of the pandemic
when we were just like, this is fun.
Well, it's that part of the cartoon where the character goes off the cliff
and gravity hasn't kicked in yet.
And you're like, ha ha, wow.
Look at the views from up here.
Yeah, seriously.
And you're like, oh, no, no, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
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And we're back. And we've been, since the election results seemed to solidify around a Biden victory,
seemed to solidify around a Biden victory.
We have been wondering what his inauguration is going to look like and particularly what the president, the current president,
the former president, the lame duck,
President Trump is going to be doing at that time.
It's pretty unheard of for the president not to be there
handing power over. and yet it's impossible
to imagine him doing that nope despite what even lindsey graham has been saying like because you
know lindsey graham's even you know he's got to play the part of just sycophant but also like
trying to like wink at like a reality-based people in the political world like but i get
what's going on too
but just just i'm kind of going through it right now so just bear with me um he was saying quote
if biden winds up winning yeah i think he should attend like doing the same thing like yeah if he
ends up he is what he did wind up winning by like over eight million votes now and counting and
quote he said uh quote i just think it's good for the country
it'd be good for him okay let's see cut to what we were speculating from the beginning about what
will happen if donald trump loses it's called to fuck out of here i'm gonna do my own counter
programming on the exact same day because i'm spiteful and petty and i have nothing else going
on for me and that's where we're at.
The rumors are flying now.
Quote, the tentative plan would involve Trump departing on Marine One before flying to his primary residence of Florida for a 2024 campaign rally.
Jesus.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly.
He was never going to be there. He was always going to do his own fucking thing and completely ignore what's happening in D.C.
Then when they reached out, I think Axios reached out to the White House to be like, OK, what's going on? We're hearing a lot about this.
This is what this is from the White House spokesman, Judd Deere, saying, quote, anonymous sources who claim to know what the president is or is not considering have no idea.
When President Trump has an announcement about his plans for January 20th, he will let you
know, which to me just says, yeah, yeah, he's doing that shit, except he'll get mad if any
of us leak it before he can put that shit on Twitter and then see the likes come in
because that's kind of his whole thing now.
Yeah.
Wow. Yeah. Wow.
Yeah, I mean, this could be the beginning
of sort of what we had speculated might happen,
which is like Trump is the shadow president
who's just there undermining everything
that the actual administration does the entire time
and is basically, for all intents and purposes,
like giving marching orders to the you know chunk
of the country who still supports him and thinks he got robbed it's not as big of a chunk as we
think it is right yeah it's going down for sure going down so well yeah you can only stay so angry
at things you can't prove for a while like i get like the people who lost their manufacturing
jobs and still have that energy for immigrants not that i say it's reasonable or rational but like
you can at least point to data in your life and say i'm still unemployed my existence is not what
i think it could be i have this anger to now be redirected into xenophobia whereas like this shit
there's nothing aside from like unless you're purely
we're just on that train of like this can't be happening it's hard to to look every day and be
like well there really isn't shit for me to sink my teeth into like from right from a place that's
really gonna inspire sincere outrage um aside from just taking an l in the culture war yeah for this
to be happening around the whole like nexium like buzz or whatever
when that whole like it just it felt so much like wow this is a cult like this is how people in
cults think where no matter what you throw at them that's like fact it's just like now i'm sorry my
leader says opposite yeah yeah it's i think it's it's also like those scenes in like cult films where like
the cult like it starts off as like this non-cult thing but as it starts turning into the cult like
they start shedding the like reasonable people who are like oh i don't know like i think okay
y'all do that and they're like see the non-believers are gone and then it's like accelerating and i
think we're in that stage now where it they're shedding people like not that they're going
against the trump campaign but they're less people, not that they're going against the Trump campaign,
but they're less inspired by
what the programming is when they
tune in.
Right.
NBC will presumably
be covering this instead of
the inauguration.
If we learned anything
from the actual 2020
presidential campaign.
Do you think he's... mean i know that sure he says 2024 to like keep the momentum up but like we've seen
like he what he already raised like 180 million off the backs of his stop the steel nonsense
where three-fourths of the money donated can go to whatever the fuck he wants i get stipulated
in those donations so i don't know if this is truly to that he has the energy or he just knows
this is the best way.
This is the best marketing ploy to get more asses in the seats for whatever
is going to happen on January 20th.
Energy doesn't seem to be the thing that's going to stop him.
He seems like,
you know,
the thing that makes him so toxic as a human being
is also the thing that drives him,
which is the gaping, sucking wound where other people have souls.
That's the thing that is just driving him.
Just a vacuum.
Yeah, just so much pain that he is not acknowledging.
And that apparently works works as like a internal combustion
engine of just grief and like all the human feelings that the rest of us have that he is
not acknowledging and are just like being disintegrated uh maybe we just need like the
ghost of his dad to be like look i'm proud of you look i fucked up kid i could have done it
differently i totally would have man i should have been there for you and i wasn't and i it eats me
up in hell every day it does but you know what buddy we'll be together in about 14 hours so
um yeah i don't know it's it's it's almost like he's using the arrogance as the steam to power his dreams yeah um as one
kanye west once said but yeah it is i don't he definitely needs the cheers and as long as that's
going he'll just say whatever he has to but there was a i think it's in the new republic or mother
jones like they were pointing out like one theme about a lot of his speeches throughout the last
four years was how he would always lament about his old life right how good it used to be publicly yeah and like how he was just like you know maybe i should
just go back you know i had a lot of good stuff there like i don't know why i do this like if
maybe at some level of that thinking will also overtake him where it's like he likes the optics
of the confrontation but deep down doesn't he just want to like swing his golf club all day and just yell at a tv and not have to lead yeah at the same time like he i think that's part of his narrative right the
central like myth that they're trying to build around his presidency that like he didn't need
to do this and he like actually didn't want to be successful i was having so much fun. But in terms of the things that
feed his
poisonous
soul, I feel like
you can't beat
the public
attention that he's gotten. No human
has gobbled up
the sheer mass of
attention and human willpower
and thinking that he has and
that is like the ultimate execution of a narcissist right like of a narcissist fantasy is to be the
center of attention like i i feel like that's probably gonna prove to be a pretty toxic um
or pretty like attractive uh potion for him to just give up cold turkey do you think he
can jump the shark so to speak i mean his like attempt at you know like like any any uh operation
that is about staying relevant or keeping interest of people that are watching like there'll always
be that moment like oh okay you did all you didn't have to do all that but it's so weird to think because his whole presidency is oh you didn't have your you shouldn't be doing any of
this um but i don't know if there's like a moment where it becomes a little too much for everyone
involved i think i think he'll definitely have trouble like unifying the message and all the
attention around
himself like he did when he was the president.
It's still wild. Every time
I think about the fact that
he was the president
still is the president. It's pretty wild.
That was a big part of
the unprecedented
fusion
machine of what
drove his rise. He releases a song with Lil Pump.
Yeah. That could be going for sure hey where my hoes at all right thank you just track a biting distract
um i mean to be fair like with the way the liberal media is like joe biding have some
pretty good ghost writers right trump would only have little pump. I mean, would Weezy sign up for the clapback?
Because he's already been like,
ugh, sorry.
Because when people are speculating about
that was a difference,
like Weezy must have got a check
since he posed and everything.
Oh, yeah.
I think basically all of them got checks.
That was part of the strategy which is just like the most condescending shitty strategy sell your soul to another soulless
peddler right let's talk about kelly leffler is that how you pronounce it oh yeah yeah so she
had a debate over the weekend that was i actually didn't watch it i just saw the
sort of ripples from it on social media i think most people did yeah yeah but it's it seems like
it was just a a great uh performance of being just out of touch with reality yeah i mean this georgia these runoff races are again the focal point of american
politics because if democrats win both then they can control the senate you know then you have
kamala harris being the the tie-breaking vote as mike pence was um this last administration
so everyone's like oh fuck what's going on there you know john ossoff and and david purdue is one
of the races where purdue has been just thoroughly fucked up in like the debates before while ossoff
has done really cool things to let progressives down by being like i'm not really here to defund
the police or medicare for really anyone but uh vote ossoff um so you know you have that going on and david purdue has now just declined to debate at all
like ossoff goes up against an empty podium now when they have debates kelly leffler on the other
hand she's she's got her head in the in the wall street clouds or something but because she still
is debating rafael warnock in their race and i I just want to let you know, like for people who don't,
who follow,
like we,
you hear us say the name,
you know,
Kelly Loeffler is under serious scrutiny right now for all of the stocks,
like millions of dollars worth of stocks.
She dumped when she caught wind of the pandemic hitting,
like she was briefed on it and she goes around and suddenly like sell,
sell,
sell,
sell,
like,
you know, and got the jump on any other traders.
And just to keep another thing in mind, she's also, I think, the wealthiest senator ever.
And her husband is the chairman of the fucking New York Stock Exchange.
This is the fucking group that we're dealing with when we talk about Kelly Loeffler.
So the absolute fucking rot that is you know the representatives in our government
are just these corporate wealth hoarders who want to put a mask on and pretending they're a working
person be like i'm fighting for you so this debate i don't think anyone thought she was
gonna have do much of anything impressive because she's been on the stop the steal nonsense etc etc
so this one was just sort of like one of those moments where you just see like
a person who i don't know like she just took a handful of greed pills before she went on the
stage because her performance has no soul um and she lies so casually um like like in a time when
the fucking stakes could not be higher for her constituents or anyone in this country right now.
So let's start off with this first moment where she's just there.
They're asking her, hey, what do you think?
You think Trump lost?
And she pivots into socialism bad.
Senator, do you believe the election was rigged?
Look, Greg, it's very clear that there were issues in this election.
was rigged. Look, Greg, it's very clear that there were issues in this election. There are 250 investigations open, including an investigation into one of my opponent's organizations,
you know, for voter fraud. And we have to make sure that Georgians trust this process because
of what's at stake in this election. You know, the promise that Chuck Schumer made was to
fundamentally change America. And I'm making sure that we don't go down the road of socialism.
Okay, so again, did the president lose?
Socialism.
But also, you kind of winked there because you said everything's at stake, meaning that Trump isn't president, and if you lose the Senate, then the libs will be drinking your tears, so to speak.
So, you know, that's one way to put it.
Moving on in the debate, what's kind of cool is that they get to ask each other questions like rather than have a moderator do like there are moderators that ask questions, but also they can ask just pointed debate questions to each other.
other so rafael warnock you know a fucking a pastor who by the way kelly leffler has been to his church and sat with him on like mlk day and things like that while she also was like he's a
radical blah blah blah okay check yourself kelly um he asks her just sort of fundamentally like
yo where are your priorities at and again really not great answer from her you dumped millions of
dollars of stock uh in order to protect
your own investments. And then weeks later, when there came an opportunity to give ordinary
Georgians an extra $600 of relief, you said you saw no need and called it counterproductive.
Why do you think it's counterproductive to help ordinary Georgians in the middle of a pandemic?
productive to help ordinary Georgians in the middle of a pandemic? Well, thank you for that question because I've been completely exonerated. Those are lies perpetrated by the left-wing media
and Democrats to distract from their radical agenda. Since I got to the Senate, I've worked
hard to deliver relief to Georgians during this pandemic. Okay, so she goes on and just waffles,
but I've never seen seen that's not true
right that she's been exonerated at all i don't know where that even came from aside from literally
just saying that out loud david purdue is also running ads saying he's been completely exonerated
it's like dude you're under investigation yeah like there's not there's nothing even remotely resembling exoneration for you so again very casually oh no like just i don't know what this is like what's the
indication is here like you get to a certain point where like you just know like it doesn't matter
what i say i just have to go up and if i don't get too fired up i'll just lie and then everything's all good the dead eyes are are
noteworthy we're actually sharing your screen and why i'm watching it and there there's just a like
and a smile though on top of it right she has this like tight-lipped smile when he's asking
the question and then she goes into the answer and like nothing changes from the nose
up it's just the eyes are
like lifeless
yeah cause it's like Quint
when he's talking about the USS Indianapolis
going down dull lifeless
eyes
like a doll's eyes
uh yeah it's
I don't know
speaking of a doll's eyes i do have to say she looks
like they put a like extra large doll's hair on a extra medium person's like body her head like
it's it's not like her hair looks amazing it's like very long and luscious, but it's just weird.
It's like mis-sized.
It's like they-
Her wig jumped to the shark.
Her wig is-
Because it's very Real Housewives slash Big Little Lies kind of hair where it's like, wigs?
Yeah.
And then lastly, she has another moment where she where she again we're talking about accusations of
fucking insider trading yes okay where someone is using their proximity to the decision-making
apparatuses apparatuses in this country to benefit themselves by using this knowledge not to warn the
constituents but to warn her fucking stock portfolio managers how to get her money right.
So one of the moderators asked a very fair question.
Just straight up, you know, should fucking sitting people in Congress be allowed to trade stocks?
Senator, should members of Congress be barred from trading stocks?
Look, what's at stake here in this election is the american dream that's what's
under attack when they attack me for a lie a left-wing media lie conspired with the democrats
spy this is an attack on every single georgian who gets up every day to work hard to provide
a better life for their family who wants to live the american dream
wow that's what the fuck that's an attack on the american dream her brain also like skips a couple
sentences and just like there's like a internal edit in the middle of that where like she just
goes from one sentence to the next without any like it's like halfway through one
sentence she just moves to the next one it's very uh uncanny yeah but that is very trumpy yeah it's
what all the republicans people now are taking notes from trump and they're like oh shit turns
out we don't actually we don't have to directly answer questions right yeah because i think at
the end of the day it's like version of reality hey guys white is right don't worry about me i'm white don't worry about me if just if i'm making
money don't worry about me what's rafael warnock up to the pastor of a church oh god what what
could he be doing yeah the it's it's this whole thing of also this like parasocial relationship
to the billionaire class like this fucked up class solidarity where they always disingenuously be like, I mean, they're trying to take my right to fucking skull fuck the stock market and, you know, fuck over working people.
That's an attack against y'all, too.
I don't know if you get that.
Poor people.
They're coming for you too if i can't
fucking pillage and just take what you know just completely manipulate my stocks with the
information i have that's an attack on you too y'all so come on pull up for me
yeah it's it's an attack on our ability to wake up and work and uh her her decision to not react with policy to protect the people who she's supposed
to be governing but instead to react with uh you know protecting her own financial position
is an attack pointing that out as an attack on uh can you imagine like any other situation like
you got caught cheating like in a relationship
and they're like oh you see that's it see no we're not doing that right now because what you're doing
is attacking the core values of this country which is the freedom of choice okay and i chose to sleep
with that other person now if we're gonna go there i mean we might have this is a constitutional argument now like and that's sort of the same disingenuous place they speak from all the time
and are almost like they treat decency as absurdity and right like that's the thing now and
they are in a way they've they've effectively communicated that sentiment to a large group of
people so i want to talk about because i mean like you were mentioning up top, she was one of,
you know, at the time when Trump was saying, we know it's airborne, it's very scary, it's
going to be like one of the biggest, you know, security problems that we faced as a country
in like decades.
When he was acknowledging that he knew that while saying to the public,
it's not as big a deal,
she was getting that same information
that it was going to be a massive health concern,
not doing anything,
and selling off her stocks
to reflect the information that she,
or to prove that she knew
what was actually happening in reality.
So that is how U u.s politicians uh the people who are responsible for governing our state states
are uh governing i think that's a good sample of like how how you know broadly uh just the kind of intellectual corruption of the two parties that run America have
affected the people and made it difficult to contain this virus.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Right. So Australia has a counterfactual, a counterpoint to that example in Victoria, which is where the city Melbourne
is located. And they were, during the second wave, they were the hardest hit state.
Its case numbers were dwarfing those in every other state, including New South Wales, which is where sydney is um and so their policymakers decided to they they listened to a
a bunch of experts who came up with this idea to uh what they were calling go for zero which is
just like it's just sorry to interrupt i get aroused when i hear saying and they're listening
to experts yeah yeah like fuck. Like, fuck, really?
Wow.
That's so hot.
You know, you fucking acknowledge what you don't know.
So straight into my veins.
They were like, we tried flattening the curve.
We tried slowing the spread.
We feel like those, you know, because you're trying to just muster public support around a thing that's sort of diffuse and ill-defined.
We're going to do this thing called Go for Zero. This involved a stage four lockdown where most businesses were closed,
there was a nightly curfew, residents were ordered to stay within five kilometers of their home
for all of August and into um with the explicit goal of eventually uh reaching zero
new cases now again this is not some you know place that is known for just being obedient and
this is australia you know they they're pretty rough and tumble folks descendants of convicts
right they're all they don't fuck with it's not like they're just not. They're all descendants of convicts. Right. They don't fuck with...
It's not like they're just...
Not like they're all about the rules.
Like a lot of former English colonies,
some of us don't know how to act sometimes.
Right. They
wake up and salute the queen every morning.
This is Australia.
And so they set this
goal. They established underlying
components that were needed
and provided strong social support.
So they expanded testing, including random pooled testing
and testing for workers in essential industries,
24-hour turnarounds for test results, contact tracing, mandatory isolation.
Oh, command me, Lord.
Most importantly, they made it easier for businesses and workers by
providing subsidies to businesses to keep people employed by increasing their unemployment benefits
and the experts uh said a system that relies on self-isolation in which people are unable or
refuse to self-isolate cannot succeed so they enacted policies that made it so you had to isolate
and do the things that were necessary to improve public safety.
And for four weeks now, they haven't seen a single new case of coronavirus.
For four weeks.
They did the very difficult thing.
And it's not complicated.
It is difficult. It's hard. They had to make sacrifices. But the government stepped up and was like, okay, we're going to cover the costs to your businesses, to you personally. We're going
to cover those costs for the next two months so that thereafter we can get back to something approximating normal life.
And now they're down at zero.
Now they're, you know, talking, making decisions like, well, if a case if a single case pops up, will we still have normal Christmas like, you know, shopping and the things that uh you would expect there to be
in any capitalist society but they are starting from a place of zero new cases in the last four
weeks and yeah i just think i mean the u.s government is actively choosing not to do
the difficult things it would require to stop the pandemic. Like that's what that story tells me. They're not providing the economic safety net.
They're not setting a goal for all Americans to follow,
AKA leadership.
This would definitely be more challenging in the U.S.
since Australia is more politically homogenous,
but the U.S. just isn't even trying.
They're not even like beginning the process.
Yeah, because these solutions are just run diametrically opposed to how the American system has operated, which is sort of like, yeah, we help people sometimes.
Like, let's be real, man.
There's enough money here to be extracted out of wherever that you should be able to bootstrap it the fuck up the whole time.
to bootstrap it the fuck up the whole time and this idea that like you have to come through and provide yes that's how you eliminate the need for people to even like have the reason to go
outside like even like if you were debating someone if someone's like well hey oh man get
back in your house and they say well i gotta get out here and work man i have no fucking choice
what do you want me to fucking do like yeah not eat or get evicted no like i have to be out here
then you would be like okay bet so then what i have to be out here then you would be
like okay bet so then what i have to do is figure out how you i can eliminate those pressures for
you so then all i have to be is like oh is it that hard to stay at home your rent is paid for
i'm subsidizing your income all you gotta do is stay the fuck at home until this shit blows over
but we don't have that here it's just like hey man if you can god bless stay at home
and if you can't god bless man because it's rough out there and there's no there's no um we just
don't have like that real like duty to our citizens that most countries do in general
and what would be tough about implementing this now is people would be like well we already had
a lockdown right why would we do this again?
It didn't work the first time.
But it's like Australia did like a legit lockdown where we did like a half-assed lockdown.
Right.
But that's not going to get through to most people now at this point.
No.
I mean, I think the only way you could is if you really did bolster, like every...
Give us money.
Yeah.
Every other country got the picture it's like
right give them money stop the suck of bills and debts and things like that that unfortunately is
like the heartbeat of america which is sort of like hey man your debts are calling so you better
get out of bed take that away and more people can focus on like oh right oh wow damn like it's like
that they're actually paying me to stay
home right maybe i don't they're gonna get they're gonna get used to it though that's we we have to
fight communism slope so much to the point that we can't even let people survive a pandemic uh by
helping them pay for their life while we do a lockdown uh because that that will be they have
it too good yeah yeah it's definitely a very deep problem uh in the american psyche collectively
uh but it's the media it's the politicians like how the media covers the politicians and
how the politicians lead uh that really
is preventing this from happening and even like when at the beginning we were saying
when looking at like the really shitty you know when we were comparing other countries lockdown
situations to our own very early on and we're like why are they reopening because like even
we're not economists but you'd think the best version of a reopening situation is one in which you can reopen because you have it under control.
And being like any business owner, like, dude, I can't just open up at 25% with only like 15% of the consumers out there.
Like the version that's best for me is you get this shit in order and we can somewhat have some kind of same safety and movement that we did prior
obviously with some you know edits here and there but you think that at that point you can just tell
the money it's it's gonna run smoother if you eliminate this and just go through the halting
of everything for for the interim but right whatever gotta keep the money going yeah even
if it's worse for the long run.
That's the thing that seems like a real difference between America now and America when it was supposedly great, like during World War II, where they would do rations and make sacrifices in the short run for long-term benefit.
And now it seems like the government and the populace aren't like really
down with them but we'll see uh all right let's take a quick break and we'll come back
and talk about pete davidson
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And we're back and let's talk about staten island yeah our victoria our melbourne uh staten island s-i-n-y yeah yeah you know there's there's a bar there that's been getting a lot of attention and this
just comes off the heels of what we were just talking about with australia like before we get
into like laughing at like businesses that are staying open in the midst of a pandemic i think
it's always important to point out that you know the thwarting of these restrictions would would
be a natural response for anyone when the government gives small businesses fucking no financial
recourses whatsoever to stay afloat you're like well then what do i yes people are going to try
and stay open because they have to get money i get that so i just i'm always thinking of that
in the back of my mind is that we just have this barbaric way of handling the whole situation yeah
but miles see the thing is that uh the state of new york is only one of the largest economies on the planet. So there's no way they could fund the businesses staying closed.
Wall Street's over there.
Like Victoria, the financial center of the globe.
Right.
Victoria, Australia.
So, yeah.
I mean, it's just so funny, too, because for all these businesses that are staying open,
they're just one idea away from embracing socialism.
Because rather than being like, let me infect people with my business, it should be subsidize
our lost revenue like you did for the fucking airlines.
Why the fuck does a corporation get the day off?
And I have to almost die every night.
Right.
It's just, it's just one.
If you were just like at the railway,
you just have to pull the fucking thing to get the train to go the fucking
other way.
You know,
the energy is still there.
It's just going to the wrong fucking station.
Uh,
when it should be like,
give us our fucking money rather than like,
let me kill.
So anyway,
this pub,
uh,
it's called max public House in Staten Island.
They've been the focal point of a lot of these like pandemic things.
They declared themselves like an autonomous zone at a certain point to be like, we are therefore like sovereign businesses who don't abide by the laws of the land.
And the manager of this place was arrested again on Sunday night for opening and serving and like being cheeky and just being like, no, I'm just people are coming in and I'm taking donations.
And that's what was going on, even though the donation is resembles the menu pricing.
So this guy was arrested.
He was also like when he was when they were attempting the arrest, he almost fucking like he hit a cop with his car and was like trying to flee it was very intense and pete davidson has like talked about it on weekend update like just being like look at these cry babies you know like what the fuck is
that like doing his whole thing like talking shit about it right and after this like arrest
apparently this so there is a fucking press conference with a lawyer who came out
just who goes by the name mr tobacco and he wanted to address all the hateration he's seeing from
30 rock uh he knows who we know who he's talking about to come at pete davidson
even like evokes his dead father at a certain point i'm just gonna play just check out again imagine what
a cd guy who's proclaiming to be a lawyer who doesn't want to be named first of all who wants
to just be known as mr tobacco uh is caping for these people in this culture war battle
that you have mega millionaires who are on the national spotlight like the folks on saturday
night live um and instead of making fun of their friends and the local business owners who will who are on the national spotlight, like the folks on Saturday Night Live.
And instead of making fun of their friends and the local business owners who are broke and crushed and bankrupt,
instead of coming down here as fellow Staten Islanders
and standing up for them and bringing a positive light to this thing,
what they want to do is go on national TV
and try to humiliate the little man when he's down.
And to me, that's quite disgusting. And as I mentioned before, my dad was a member of the NYPD. The king of Staten Island's
dad was a proud fireman and a great friend of mine. And I saw Staten Islanders heavily come out
and support him, his mom, his family, and everyone else in a time of need after 9-11 when I cried for his father.
So when I hear stuff like this, it hits me emotionally when I think, wow, if you came
out of your perch in your affluent neighborhood and came down here and told the liberal left
this is a good thing because it's about our freedom and liberty, we probably wouldn't
be standing here today talking about a political prisoner who was the victim of, in my view, a political ambush.
Mr. Tobacco, please.
Mr. Tobacco.
Hey, Mr. Tobacco.
Wow.
He had the thing where you just had enough drinks to get a good performance out, but you had a quarter sip too many where you start slurring a little bit like
if right if you drink you know be like you have a drink bro right just to see you know we saw his
his father there and i'm getting a little emotional like the cadence was a little like
right could be great acting could be a little bit of little rum uh before going out there yeah yeah
with this idea of like
again we're seeing the thing where he's like these businesses are being crushed by who
by right right from what what is the situation in which that allowed for the crush because on
some level they do know that people are being adversely affected but it's like get the
fucking connect the next dot you fuck it's not pete davidson laughing at you it's that the
fucking government has absolutely turned their back on people that's what it is right he he
immediately catches it as like a question of liberty and that but yeah that's frustrating
it's again we're just trying to how do we go that next step because Because it, yes, you're so caught up in this language of freedom or Liberty,
but there it's absolutely an,
like,
it's too abstract that the government would have any hand in ensuring their
wellbeing as American citizens.
I mean,
you know,
we've talked before about how in other countries they view the apotheosis of
America as the gangster because they just you know strong-armed
people get get the money they need and this dude definitely uh is giving off mobbed up vibes uh
yeah hundred percent and i think americans like there there's a big portion of america that would rather be corrupt than like socialist for i mean may
whether that's true or whether that's just like part of the like central myth of america i feel
like the the idea that you know mr tobacco is more american than uh somebody who's trying to
unionize. Truly.
And it's just like, yeah, because all of our stories aren't about helping each other or helping others.
All the stories of America and history about kicking someone's ass.
Right.
Who fucking wants it?
The fucking Brits, bro?
I'll kick your ass.
The fucking slavers, bro?
You get your ass kicked.
The Nazis, you're fucking donevers bro you get your ass kicked the nazis you're fucking done bro like it's never like
who needs it like uh people who are handy capable like do we need to like actually subsidize better
lives for them the working poor the invisible homeless like it's never it's just about ass
kicking it's never about fucking embracing so So yeah, it totally makes sense that we're always just defaulting like, well, who's winning?
Right.
Like, well, here's the deal.
We're all losing, actually.
So how about that?
Yeah.
All right.
And let's do a quick update on the Havana Syndrome.
Shout out to Zeitgang.
I can't name all of the people who forwarded this article to me,
but every time a new development happens,
it gets brought to my attention.
I appreciate y'all.
So the New York Times, a bunch of mainstream media outlets,
NPR, wrote about this new report from 19 experts
that was commissioned by the State Department,
and they're interpreting it as a pretty firm declaration that the Havana syndrome was the result of a malicious attack with directed
microwaves. The report itself doesn't really say that. They basically say that that is possible
and the most likely scenario, while also making room for the possibility
that it's psychosomatic.
The symptoms are, you know,
the things that their interpretation of the report,
because I haven't read all like 60 pages of the report,
but the thing that their interpretation of the report leaves out
is like how diffuse the symptoms are.
There's like this
diplomat in china who supposedly experienced the same thing but he like heard marbles dropping on
the floor above him whereas all the people in cuba heard like a high-pitched wine uh it's so which
can you give me like a quick um summary of what this is oh yeah sorry so i
just like launched into this assume all right so what marbles it's a really good point thank you
allison so the vanna syndrome is basically a bunch of diplomats in havana from 2016 to 2018 started like hearing weird noises and then
suffering symptoms of like uh nausea uh confusion forgetfulness some of them like lost their balance
for like prolonged periods and they speculated that they were the victims of a targeted attack.
And it started spreading.
There were like 40 of them in the Havana location.
This led to the Trump administration pulling diplomats out of Cuba.
A lot of them are also CIA agents who are undercover as diplomats. But basically, the weapons that they described in the first place are not
possible via physics like there's no way to do a sound wave thing like and not only that but like
scientists like don't think that you could cause the problems that they're uh describing with sound
waves and the more that people have reported
on it the more there's a very plausible case that it is in fact like psychosomatic um and
that basically you know they were in new environments for instance they recorded the
sound that they thought was making it that was coming from the weapon and biologists were like that's actually just a type of cricket that's only in cuba that
you've never heard before so they were hearing weird sounds feeling weird ways um and the question
is whether like the actual physical symptoms were psychosomatic or whether they were caused by what uh the state department is now speculating
are microwave weapons and they're pretty clearly uh connecting it to russia they're like russia
has experimented with these before um but nobody like a lot of countries have have experimented
with trying to create microwave weapons that are untraceable like these appear to
be and can be targeted like this and people like don't even get beyond the initial testing phase
it's just not a thing that scientists think is feasible um so the new york times uh
so here's a here's a quote from the new New York Times article.
They say, though couched in careful scientific language, the new report reveals strong evidence
that the incidents were the result of a malicious attack.
It attributes the illness to directed and pulsed rather than continuous energy, implying
that the victim's exposure was targeted and not the result of more common sources of microwave energy, such as cell phones.
But that's like a very specific interpretation
of the events.
They basically went looking for an imaginary weapon
that could possibly explain these symptoms
and came up with these microwave weapons.
Again, that no U..s scientist is aware of
yeah they don't exist so i think that we probably underestimate how uh open the new york times and
like our national media are to being influenced by government, either propaganda or the CIA,
like false information being planted by the CIA,
even in stories that don't involve the CIA
and the story directly involves the CIA.
So I get the sense that that's what's happening here
is that the CIA and the State Department
are like leaning on your New York Times and NPRs to kind of take this
very specific interpretation, make it seem like, okay, so nobody was imagining anything.
It's a very, I think the whole way it's being covered severely underrates like the strangeness and physical reality of the placebo effect and
you know the possibility that psychosomatic illnesses are real they actually have manifestations
in the body it's not nobody's making anything up they're experiencing the symptoms it's just the
cause of the symptoms is not some outside like laser beam.
It's in fact,
the fact that they had heard there was an outside laser beam that was
targeting them,
heard a weird noise and we're experiencing a lot of symptoms that come along
with like aging,
like,
you know,
forgetfulness and less energy and,
um,
loss of equilibrium.
Those are all things that happen with aging.
So I don't like in reading this,
I am no more convinced that it is an actual like a sci-fi weapon that we
don't know about.
I think that version is very interesting.
And like,
I hope to find evidence that really suggests that that is what's
happening here i just like haven't seen it in any of the reporting on on the examinations and then
the other option i think is equally interesting and is being discounted as like just i think people
like one of the most overlooked mysteries in our day
to day lives is the power of the human mind to cause physical changes in the
body.
Like the placebo effect is something that all scientists have to acknowledge
that like the color of a pill you take before bedtime affects how your body
goes to sleep.
The ability of placebos to affect someone's recovery
from surgery like that it changes our body in ways that like doesn't seem like it should be
possible and it's also like a limit of the scientific method because like anything that is
regards the human mind like that is limited by the heisenberg principle of like being able
to observe it by observing it you're changing how it actually functions and so it's like the
the idea that this central scientific mystery could cause like a world war is like kind of
uh just as big a mind fuck as the idea that russia has like some secret sci-fi weapon that they're hiding from
us um or just is there anything to that like the the way they're even contextualizing it is
like complete like sort of eliminated the possibilities that it could be like because
they're just very myopically looking at like certain well they so they made it made the possibility of uh psychosomatic um psychological
like causes possible in their early days and like that's always been something that's being
considered but the people who suffered it are really like rail against that and are really
pissed and feel like they're being abandoned like there's a whole movement of people who retired because of these injuries
and are like, you're leaving us out to dry.
You're calling us crazy.
And that's not what that means in any case.
And yeah, there's just, it's a very complicated,
again, like the, anytime you are dealing with a illness
with a psychological cause,
like just the suggestion of that is kind of puts you in this mind fuck
quandary of like,
well,
by saying that that's the cause,
then that affects the psyche of the person for whom that is true.
And therefore,
you know,
it just like keeps going down this weird reflexive rabbit hole that is kind of impossible to deal with so
it's like this fissure in the scientific method like that we are seeing like kind of open up a
little bit and get more attention to the point that it could cause heightened tensions with
russia which is always scary so maybe they just need some palo santo
i think that might be where we're at i think yeah yeah the cia uh is notoriously uh underutilized
as palo santo and other uh smudging and no jack energy clearing no jack cia flooded the streets
of silver lake with palo s, man. You don't know.
You don't know.
You can subdue these hipsters, bro.
That's right.
Trying to keep us distracted.
Yeah.
Trying to keep everybody holding crystals and not looking at socialism.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Looking at social media.
Yeah, and not socialism.
Yeah.
Anyway, shout out to Natalie Scher,
who continues to be very interesting to read on this subject.
And yeah, if anybody has interesting, you know,
I've read the straightforward like mainstream media articles,
but if you're seeing people who have interesting takes
or other interpretations or pieces of evidence that I'm missing
that point to it,
having a physical origin,
like,
please hit me up on social.
Cause this is not a thing where I'm like,
I've made up my mind.
I think no matter what is going on,
this is so interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fellow Havana truthers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Holler.
The Havana nights,
but with a Kenyan.
Yeah. Yeah. Bang. yeah yeah bang that would that would
be an nba team right now in an alternate history uh alison where uh can people find you and follow
you and what's a tweet or some other work of social media you've been enjoying i can be found
on twitter at just about glad and also if you have an audible
subscription you can listen to my audible original like mother starring me and suzy esmond
oh nice what is suzy esmond wow yeah it's pretty uh yeah it's intimidating
that's not your mom right she not oh in real life yeah
i was like did i miss something is allison's mom suzy esmond
allison using the stage name mom can you do a podcast with me allison esmond to the podcast
no she plays my mom though which is a the show. That's very cool.
Yeah, check it out.
Man, I love Susie.
It's cool to work with her?
Yeah, very cool.
She's very funny.
Yeah, I can only imagine. And, okay, here's a funny tweet that I liked from Nick Nemiroff.
At Nick Nemiroff, he wrote,
If you live in Seattle, please shop local and buy from Amazon.
Nice solving the world.
One tweet at a time.
Uh,
miles where can people find you and what's tweet you've been enjoying?
Uh,
Twitter,
Instagram at miles of gray.
Also other podcasts for 20 day fiance and Twitter.
I haven't,
nothing.
I haven't been on social media recently,
so unfortunately, I will defer to you.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, a couple of tweets I've been enjoying.
Jason Narducci, that can't be his real name, split single band, Narducci,
retweeted a headline that we actually didn't talk about on today's episode.
Giuliani berates reporters for questioning election claims,
saying, I know crimes, I can smell them.
And Jason said, not anymore.
Because he has COVID.
Garmer4 at Fourth Dog tweeted,
I keep thinking about this, and it's a
screen cap of a
post on rphysics on
Reddit that says, what to do if
I have theories? And then in the comments,
I contacted a college
and they ignored me.
Yo,
university, I got
theories. UCLA.
Yo, I got, hold on, hey, can I. What the fuck? Yo, I got...
Hold on.
Hey, can I talk to you locally?
Yo, I got theories, man, about some physics shit that could upend everything we know.
And then Ben Acker tweeted, there should be a part between dreams and wake up where your
brain has to explain what it was going for.
That is...
A notes session.
A notes session session with your subconscious
a little sweaty brain
tell me why were you fighting
underwater why were you and your bully fighting
underwater
anyways you can find me on twitter
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to the information that we talked about in today's episode
as well as the song we ride out on.
Miles, what are we riding out
on today? Oh, yeah. It's a
bit of scutty, isn't it? On the new
track called Scoop. So, yeah.
We'll go right out on that one
as well in it school whoop yeah this is a track but from scutty s-c-u-t-i or scutty uh if you're
really hitting it with that twang uh and the track is called school whoop s-k-o-o-w-u-p uh but it's
just like it's like very laid back uh like lond from this like female MC who's just dope.
I don't know.
I was just listening to the track and I just like, you know how sometimes like rappers
are just like, they're very like minimal with their lyricism.
And I don't even mean that euphemistically, like there doesn't need to be a lot of wordplay.
Like it's almost like, okay, your swag is just kind of like describe shit in a rhyming
way.
This is what I like about Scuddy and the vibe here on this track.
So, yes.
School whoop, indeed.
All right.
We're going to ride out on that.
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