The Daily Zeitgeist - Tiger King Thoughts, Testing IS Best Thing? 3.30.20
Episode Date: March 30, 2020In episode 597, Jack, Miles, and Jamie are joined by new quar-bae and The Women's War host Robert Evans to discuss Stanford professors views on the coronavirus, the NYU Tisch dean sending out a video ...of herself dancing, Trump breaking up with Dr. Fauci, internet slowing down, the NextDoor app, Bob Dylan's new hot track, Tiger King, and more!FOOTNOTES: Adam White and I disagree, and how. Will the curve bend back and when. Sooner than later say I, and the some movement to roll back the blockade is necessary. Firm and individual responses will work better. Coronavirus Overreaction Two Stanford Professors of Medicine say COVID is no worse than the flu The next frontier in coronavirus testing: Identifying the full scope of the pandemic, not just individual infections NYU Tisch Students Demand Tuition Back, Dean Responds With Dance Video As Trump signals readiness to break with experts, his online base assails Fauci Surging Traffic Is Slowing Down Our Internet Suddenly Nextdoor is filled with kind neighbors. But also new kinds of shaming. Bob Dylan Releases 17-Minute Song About JFK Assassination WATCH: Everything in Its Right Place - Brad Mehldau Trio Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Crispy Meme Donut, Crispy whatever we're calling y'all today
For that Tupac-inspired AK
And we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
By Lil' Lam herself, Jamie Loftus!
Before I start my AKA, I would just like to say now more than ever, amid the coronavirus panic, I would like to pronounce myself the most cursed guest in Daily Zeitgeist history.
And I would just like to say, I mean, the knock-on effects of you coming on the show
have been felt far and wide.
I mean, now more than ever, we need more knock-on effects.
As cursed as they may be.
Absolutely.
As cursed as they may be.
Are we trolling people who gave us negative feedback?
What?
Negative feedback for me?
For me?
Right. feedback for me for me right on the daily side we quarantine while we record
wash our hands thoroughly till they get kind of sore
Dinosaur
Petit bro without a role
Petit B has become white gold Until the hoarder share
I still
Need a face mask Stay inside inside please don't go inside
quarantine and social distancing
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Wow.
Oh my god.
Now that was impressive, but are you ready
for my 17 minute solo
about JFK?
JFK assassination.
We're thrilled to be joined
in our fourth seat.
Yeah, that's right right fourth seat motherfuckers
it's robert evans jack i enjoy your commitment to still calling it a seat even though we are all
thousands of miles apart and new flung across the globe yes yeah uh for he is the fourth meal
of guests robert evans what's going on man the taco bell yes
uh you know like like no one else in america i am sitting at home and drinking probably more
than i ought to yeah attaboy uh quick does okay what's the what's the feeling on if you
finish a box of franzia yourself, but it takes two weeks.
It's okay, right?
Yeah.
Two weeks.
I mean, it's not okay that it took that long.
A box of Franzia, you really want to get that done in the first night.
Otherwise, it's going to go bad.
Yeah.
That's true.
It's a very...
Okay.
I was just checking.
I was...
Jettison all space bags within 24 hours of opening.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's basic science.
I just drank some orange juice that had gone bad, so I got that going on.
Well, this is the R.I.P.
Jack episode.
We're all...
Now I'm going to vomit.
Give him a good send off.
All right, Robert, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell our listeners a few of the things we're talking about.
We're going to talk about the Dean of Tisch with a very...
I don't know if this is normal for Tisch, if this is how people who go to and work at
Tisch communicate, but she did an interpretive dance video to Losing My Religion, which was...
Instead of refunding her which was truly cursed.
We're going to talk about the idea that the deadliness of COVID-19 may be overstated,
but that we don't know until we start doing antibody testing.
We're going to talk about how the right is getting mad at uh fauci or is that how he says his name
fauci fauci the internet is slowing down we were right so we're going to talk about that we're
going to talk about how the next door app is getting nicer hand sanitizer made in prison
the major league baseball uniform manufacturers uh pivoting to making masks and gowns
baseball uniform manufacturers pivoting to making masks and gowns.
Bob Dylan's 17-minute song on the JFK assassination.
And we will close out with our thoughts on Tiger King.
Robert, have you watched Tiger King?
No, I don't believe in tigers or kings.
Okay.
Fair, fair.
Fair.
What is something from your search history, sir,
that is revealing about who you are?
Can you give horses COVID-19?
And I wasn't looking for a medical guide.
I was looking for more of a practical guide on how to give horses COVID-19.
How to do it, yeah.
You're very anti-horse.
I am, and while we're...
This is the time to strike.
I feel like if we're going to win
what I call the long war,
then now is the moment.
Now is the time to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat
and finally overwhelm the horses when they think they've won.
Yeah.
Just rest ourselves free from under the mighty hoof
of our equine oppressors.
Yeah.
Do not spread the COVID-19 unless it is to a horse.
Is the long war
a comment on face length?
Is that like a backhanded insult?
No, but it should have been.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's some real good horse shade, Jack.
Yeah.
Horse shade is kind of my specialty.
Yes, it is.
I would think that this would actually be a time when the horses might get the upper hand because yep we're not out i know
that's why we have to be taking back the power that's the focus of wild horses galloping down
my street uh on a regular basis listen to the documentary album Heavy Horses.
It will let you know
the danger we face.
I was listening to
a podcast recently that had to do
with horse crimes. I don't know.
It gave me empathy for horses
that I wasn't expecting to have.
I regret it.
See, I would argue that the life of any horse is
a crime, but I guess that's open to interpretation.
Robert's the only person who's at the Triple Crown cheering
when he hears a gunshot ring out after a horse falls down.
Yeah, I bring my own bullets just as like an offering, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Jamie, it was a podcast about crimes against horses crimes against horses not
crimes that horses have committed i believe that's a different podcast yeah that is that is the show
that i keep trying to launch yeah a horse bank heist none of it crimes against horse manatee
this was an episode of how has anyone ever listened to swindled it was an episode of that
i don't listen
to other podcasts i think this is the only podcast you're right you're right you know what you're
right the only one i i mean yet again twice in one morning i've been fucking canceled yet again
the only podcast i need is the daily zeitgeist and re-listening to bob dylan's 17 minute song
about the jfk assassination that. That's it for my content
needs. I can't wait.
The comedian John Daly was like,
the new Bob Dylan song is a podcast.
It really is.
John Daly's a best.
Robert, what is something
you think is underrated?
I'm going to
throw some shade on myself for this one.
I have realized throughout this quarantine how underrated movie theaters are.
And I am not normally a movie theater guy.
I go maybe once a year.
I went more when I lived with our friend David Bell because he's super fun to go to the movies with.
But I just don't care normally.
I've gone a year or more at a time without going into a movie theater.
And now all I can think about
is going to a movie theater
and how nice it would be.
So I have accepted that I have been
unfairly maligning theaters for years now
as a result of this quarantine.
I miss my Stubbs membership.
Yeah, oh my gosh.
Did they halt that?
Yeah, they were good about it.
Usually they're assholes,
but they they
just froze everybody's membership and now i have like regrets of i wonder if anyone else has been
feeling like this of like things that i could have done and then i'm like i don't know if i should do
it and then i didn't and then everything closed i'm like fuck i should have just gone and seen
emma when i had a chance like shit like yeah is there anything else like i'm severely missing uh hoops right now
just it being the time that we would normally be having march madness and the nba playoffs
or the nba season like i am in a severe basketball withdrawal is there anything else you guys are
find yourself missing thing you more than you expected I live near a bus stop and the buses are still going, but they're empty.
And I am missing buses having people in them, as weird as that sounds, because there's just
something so unwholesome about empty buses passing each other at like three in the afternoon.
It's just like, oh, that's not a great sign.
It's just like, oh, that's not a great sign.
It's so funny because there was a journalist who lived in China and was living in this place that had been fully quarantined,
was writing about how they lived overlooking the subway,
and it was empty.
And I was like, man, that's so dystopian, like two weeks ago.
And now that's our reality. Yeah,'s so dystopian, like two weeks ago. And now that's like, that's our reality.
Yeah, it is dystopian.
Yeah.
What is something you think is overrated?
Man, you know, I'm going to have to say fucking.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Juice bars.
Now that we don't have the opportunity to go out and get nice, fresh, fancy $11 squeeze
juice.
I've just been smashing
oranges with the butt of a rifle. And it turns out that's as good a way to get your vitamin C
fix, your adaptogens, all of the things you can get from a moon juice or another high-end fruit
juice. You can just get by smashing fruit with the butt of a rifle on your kitchen table. So
try it out at home, folks.
It really works.
Yeah, I'm glad you've actually found a way to adapt
because we all know you loved your overpriced juices.
I'm a big juice guy.
That was you pre-quar.
You were like, oh, here comes Robert Juice Evans.
It was annoying, yeah.
Robert had me picking up Moon Juice orders
and I had to mail them to him.
It was like...
They're like, you know they're going to spill in the box. He I had to mail them to him. It was like...
They're like, you know they're going to spill in the box.
He's like, mail them.
And then he would have me communicate
messages to his favorite employees
at Moon Juice too. He'd be like, hi,
I'm here to pick up an order for Robert Evans.
He wants to say hi to Luna.
It was horrible.
Well, the thing is, I never wanted
any of them to meet me in person
because I felt like that might spoil
the purity of the juice slash juice buyer transaction.
Right, right.
But there's no greater purity
than just hitting an orange with the butt of a rifle.
And I found that thanks to the quarantine.
And where does the juice go
when you just put a piece of fruit on your kitchen table?
It goes all over the place.
When you just lick it off the table or something?
Yeah.
Keeps your table clean. Keeps your tongue clean.
You get a lot of vitamin C. Is that how you normally
drink juice? You just pour it on your table
and lap it up?
Normally, I just pour it out of the sodden
envelopes that Jamie sends me.
This is not
as big a change as it might seem.
He's just wringing cardboard over his own mouth.
Oh, God.
Which I understand is not safe anymore
now that we're in quarantine.
You should not.
Yeah.
And finally, Robert, what is a myth?
What is this virus going to take from us?
I know.
What is a myth?
What's something people think is true,
you know, to be false?
That the solution
to all of the horrible problems
we're having as a result of this virus
is something that will be settled
in the halls of Congress.
Like at the end of the day,
if we're going to get anything
that like resembles justice,
it's going to be as something
that starts from the bottom up,
like this rent strike stuff that's going on right now um i think there's more of an opportunity in that to secure
some sort of long-term like lasting remedy to the the shit that's got millions of people wondering
if they're going to be out on the street in two or three weeks than anything that like
a republican or a democratic congress is actually going to vote on.
I just launched a podcast this week,
The Women's War.
What? Yes, yes.
This is my very subtle plug.
It's a great podcast.
It's a hit.
People are loving this thing, Robert.
Yeah, we're going to kick the shit out of,
I don't know who's
a person.
Other podcasts.
Swindled.
Have you heard about this one?
Yeah, we're going to fuck up Lou Dobbs.
We're going to fuck Lou Dobbs right up.
Who are you threatening online, Robert?
Krista Tippett?
Yeah, I mean, I threatened Krista Tippett online every day of my life.
Yeah, I'd like to I'd like to extend that threat to Doy parton's america yeah absolutely fuck all of them um this but we're taking them all yeah can you explain uh
where the women's war came from what it's about well yeah it does kind of tie into what i was
saying because there's this the women's war is about this specific little chunk of um of syria
in the northeast that back in 2012 like the
government starts fighting the civil war and they just kind of leave like they all pack up and get
the fuck out of there uh in short and so all these people are like what do we do now uh and they they
like i think like the the the term you usually hear for like when order collapses, like it's going to be anarchy.
And it was, to some extent, anarchy in northeast Syria.
But that wound up being not a terrible thing because what people did was organize into local councils and like this like interlocking network of communes and militia groups.
And they built a world that was a lot better
than the one they'd had before the government left.
You know, one without, like, secret police arresting people,
one with, like, a lot less of a disparity
between rich and poor,
and one that was able to, like,
actually defend people from ISIS.
And it was a really neat to go see it in person.
And it was based off of, like,
the philosophies
of this american anarchist from like fucking vermont um that these these syrians just like
came across this guy's books and were like i guess we'll try that now and then like four million
people wound up living that way um so it's more progressive than anything that america has ever come close to approximating in anywhere
yeah what was really interesting to me was that um they uh there was this like conscious
understanding that um because i talked to a lot of women who were like doing things like running
women's economic development clinics and stuff where they were like helping like these women
who'd grown up in like these rural villages who like in a lot of cases weren't even weren't literate um help them like learn how to start and
like run businesses and get jobs but the focus was on they were like really conscious of we don't
just want to like make women equally good at making money um like that's not our goal here
our goal here is to kind of fundamentally change the relationship
between people and the state. And the way that we've decided to do that is to start with trying
to eliminate the disparities between men and women in our culture. Because what we need to
have in order to not go back into this authoritarian nightmare that we came from is like equality
between people. And the way to actually make that happen is to uh basically like the ideology this
place is based on is that um the the core root of authoritarianism of fascism of like all of this
bullshit that that syrians have been dealing with for a long time but people all over the world have
been dealing with with forever is um the domination and oppression of women by men and so if you're going to if you're going to
fix society yeah yeah and so like if you're gonna fix society it's you it's not enough to just like
okay we need to make sure women get get paid equally it's we need to like completely revamp
the way people um interact with each other in society and part of it was like trying to make society less transactional so that like there's you don't have one of the cool things about their
system is that people don't get to make decisions for groups of people that that that aren't close
to them. Right. Like everything, all government starts at the neighborhood level. So the only
people making calls on like what actually happens on the streets where you live
are the people that you live in and around.
It's this direct democracy thing.
It's neat.
It's really cool.
Let's do that, in other words.
Let's do that once this whole thing is a shambles.
So the guy, Murray Bookchin,
who's that anarchist who came up with the system they
use over there he's again an american and he made the he came up with the system by looking at like
how fucked the american political system was and looking at the way states and municipalities
already kind of work here and was like well what system could we build that might work for americans
that that is different from everybody getting really angry at each other once every
four years,
and then trying to fuck over the people who live as far away from them as
possible because they're pissed whenever they wind up winning an election.
Right.
Could we do better than that?
I don't know.
Maybe we can.
No way.
That's the best.
Well,
we all remain negative.
Yeah. who knows?
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There's an angle to it that I feel like is maybe being undercovered or it's like sort
of being covered by libertarians.
But basically, there's a pair of healthcare professionals from stanford who
wrote an op-ed for the wall street journal that has been one of their most popular pieces every
day for the past couple days we'll link off to this forum where they just stole the whole article
and repasted it but the premise is actually pretty interesting and like their thesis is definitely worth investigating and seems to
overlap with some of the libertarian bullshit so let me just say that the thesis which is that
more people have had covet 19 than we think and that means that it's more communicable and more common than we realize right now,
but it's actually less deadly
because 2% to 4% of the people who test positive are dying.
But if 3% to 10% times that number of people have had it
or will have had it and go untested,
it's actually far less deadly than people realize,
way easier to catch and pass on.
But a lot of libertarians are using that as a way to argue
that we shouldn't be doing social distancing,
and that's actually completely wrong.
That sounds like a dangerous precedent to set.
Yeah, exactly. I agree. The science is important and the study should be carried out, actually yeah completely wrong like a dangerous precedent to set yeah exactly i agree like the
science is important and the study should be carried out but this is like one of the very
first things i ever heard about covet 19 was like people talking about like oh there's probably been
like 10 times as many people in china and you know the places it's spread to so far that have it and
it's just really mild and that's kind of part of why i was like okay maybe this won't be all that big a deal but right the thing i really wasn't thinking about
yeah like it the the different the danger obviously isn't how many people die it's how
many people get it and how many of those need medical care and how few fucking doctors and
nurses exist in the world that's right like that's the problem yeah the it's spreading through communities really fast it's overwhelming medical
systems and people are can't get medical care and when you have pneumonia and can't get medical care
you basically drowning your own lungs which is not not a great way to go. And I just wanted to bring it up.
And this is from Jack, who's been pro-drowning a lot.
Yeah, I am typically pro-drowning, but not in your own lungs.
That's an important distinction that I do want to make.
No, but I did want to bring this up because I don't want it,
like if this turns out to be the case,
the more people have had it than we think.
I don't want it to be like, well, the conservatives were right and the media, it was like a mass
media panic, because that's kind of how I'm seeing it covered in some places, or at least
how I see people responding to it, is that if it's more widespread and less deadly than
people think, then therefore people were right to say
we shouldn't be worrying about it.
And the point that it's actually just a matter of
it's spreading so fast that it's overwhelming
healthcare systems makes it still just as dangerous
and makes social distancing still just as important.
Yeah.
A lot of people, I think, I mean,
some people will look very narrowly and hear, oh, they're saying it's just as bad as the flu. But again, we don't test enough people. We
don't know what the percentage of people are who develop antibodies to it. And we don't know.
There's so much we just don't know. And we've yet to actually fully know about the virus itself. So
that's what adds to the danger of it is like, well, we know what it is, but we still don't have quite the specific treatments to
like treat it directly. And, and there's also a lot of like reporting too, that there's a,
there's also trouble with being able to accurately report COVID-19 deaths too,
which is another story that you see coming out of like places like Michigan or New York or
California where
or if they don't have the capacity to test and someone dies from some type of respiratory
condition that they suspect is COVID, they can't even do a postmortem test to then say
that was actually what it is.
So there's even we just have such a problem with testing like we can't we don't even know
what solid ground is yet.
And there's going to be a massive cover-up action
against the actual death toll.
It's not going to be like hiding the bodies or whatever.
It's going to be making very certain
that when somebody gets into a car accident
and there is not the bandwidth for enough EMTs
to arrive on scene soon enough
or there's not the open space in the hospital
to care for that person quickly and they die,
that that does not go down as a death
that's in any way related to this pandemic.
I've been interviewing doctors and nurses.
Well, it's exact math they used in Puerto Rico.
Yeah.
With the hurricane.
It's just like, oh yeah,
we're not going to tell you about the fact
the total infrastructural collapse
and lack of electricity for people that caused deaths,
you know, and that's what we're already kind of seeing.
Yeah, it's like the line that I keep hearing
from medical professionals I've been interviewing all week
is our variance of don't go to the hospital
for the next couple of months.
Like do whatever you can to not need medical attention
in the next couple of months,
which obviously isn't an option for a lot of people,
but is like the scariest thing about this.
Right, like it's not an option for you not to play with knives is like the scariest thing about this right like it's not an
option for you not to play with knives like that's kind of no no no i'm i'm going to do
nighttime knife juggling um it's just night night the only one that keeps me going yeah yeah i saw
what this piece was saying i just the the tone of it uh it wasn't crazy about just because like i
understand why people are trying to diffuse panic
and it does seem very possible i mean like we've talked about this in the past couple of weeks of
like people who are like oh i had a really bad like flu in january and i wasn't but i tested
negative for a flu test like that very well may be true but the bigger issue like robert was saying
is like the the flaws within our health
system and how we're ill-equipped to deal with it so i don't like yeah i don't see how arguing
against social distancing right now is is a productive thing to do yeah i guess i'm saying
that like the the idea that that could be true and that some of the people who had a flu in
january and february uh that might have been COVID-19.
That isn't an argument against social distancing, actually.
It's not a valid argument against social distancing.
Yeah.
Yep.
All right.
Let's talk about the Dean of Tish.
Dude, what's the dish on Tish?
Okay.
Here's the dish on Tish, gang.
One of the hardest videos to watch I've ever seen i have not gotten through it
my myself no it's impossible i think i do think it's impossible to get through so it could like
redeem itself at the end but nobody would know um but basically students i hope it's a jump scare
at the end students at tish uh the n NYU School of the Arts,
wanted some of their tuition money back because the virtual classes sucked
and aren't what they paid for.
And instead of addressing that situation,
the school's dean sent them a video
of herself dancing to REM's Losing My Religion
that is about what,
it's as awful as that suggests like picturing a
dean of a school dancing interpretively to losing my religion it's too on the nose it's like it's
one of my favorite comedians friends tweeters just tweeted out the tish dean is camp and i have to agree yeah if you haven't
seen the tish dean video it is like the cringiest thing ever it's students at an incredibly overpriced
art school rightfully asking for their money that they're being charged way too much back
they're just not even like she wrote something in the email as a response being like hey sorry
that's not going to be possible and then just attach this fucking photo booth video of her.
She looks like shit.
Just saying, let's dance.
Let's just dance this thing out together.
She would fail a performance art class with that.
Yeah.
But it's, you know.
You know, I think I have a scorching take.
I got, there was something arousing about her dancing.
Oh, you're horny?
I don't know. I don't know if I was horny, but I felt the call of something arousing about her dancing. Oh, you're horny? I don't know.
I don't know if I was horny, but I felt the call of the animal as I watched it.
And it was because she felt like it was like a scene in a movie, like a road trip type
movie where like the old trippy white like theater teacher is like seducing me with her
bad dancing.
And you're like, I don't know, dude.
I just, the way she moves her hands.
I would love to see-
We watched really different movies, Miles.
I would love to see this-
Oh yeah, I watched Trash.
I'd love to see this part,
played by Alice and Janney.
Oh, yes.
There was some talk on the Reddit
about casting Tiger King,
which we'll talk about in a bit.
But the Tishish dean she's
trash i've been like i i was in the middle of like because i went to like an overpriced art school
that ruined my fucking life as well not this one but a different one and i've been like trying to
help students out and like advocating for them to get a refund and there's these i mean the schools
are fucking horrible they're they're nightmare fuel
they're like oh no you have to take like you have to take an acting class on skype which doesn't
make any fucking sense and uh and yeah it's bad but that said high camp high camp hope she's fired
though yeah at the same time i feel like she won't. I feel like that is the spirit of an art school.
That is the most art school thing I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Why is art school?
Yes.
Why is art school is a great question.
Well put.
Hear, hear.
It's a waste of fucking time.
I would recommend it to exactly zero people.
Anytime I'm advising a student, I'm like, you literally can drop out right now and your
life will be no different.
You know, Jamie, I've had so many friends, some of whom are great artists who went to
art school and all of them have variants of the response you just gave me.
Yeah.
Usually after.
Yeah.
Cool. Yeah. have variants of the response you just gave me yeah usually after yeah cool yeah well really briefly just uh kind of going back to covering the coverage of uh covet 19 the right specifically
lou dobbs and then a bunch of more kind of right-wing blogs like uh the daily wire are uh taking aim at fauci and claiming that he like is clashing
with trump and is therefore a deep state plant yeah the daily wire is really coming hard for the
one competent person in the federal government right now yeah yeah the gateway Pundit cited an email where he complimented Hillary Clinton on her stamina during the Benghazi hearings.
Deep state.
Yeah, Gateway Pundit replied, it's no surprise that he was encouraging her because he's also crashing economies and playing down hopes for a possible coronavirus treatment so they're specifically talking about
trump arguing that there is like these experimental cures that that like are not medically advisable
should be like tried and are like going to work it's just like it's straight up snake oil shit and as we're just talking there
my connection to you guys was uh lagging and that ties into our next story because the internet
is slowing down just across the board i mean yeah did we even really need this like files
did we did we need to study this like everyone in the country is video chatting at the same time forever now.
Of course, the internet slowed down.
Yeah.
I like that.
Yeah.
Anna sent us a great meme last night.
It was, oh, good.
I'm going to describe a meme.
But it was like the Scooby-Doo meme where it's like, let's see who's behind COVID-19.
And then they pull off the mask and it's Zoom.
Zoom?
Zoom all along.
Dude, there's a whole new thing that happened that teachers, I don't know if teachers or
people in academia are calling Zoom bombing, where people are like pulling up to digital
lectures and like throwing up porn or like misogynistic or racist troll shit.
Oh, that part's not as good yeah so it runs the gamut from
light-hearted to awful racist evil shit but like they're like oh we don't know what to do and like
zoom is sort of telling people it's like you know you can change some of the options so not everyone
can have their display video on the screen or can hijack your lecture or play pornography
and like they're these these professors are like,
I'm so sorry for the Zoom bombing that had occurred in the lecture.
It was really upsetting.
And students are like, no, it's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
But it's like the new pranking.
Have you seen the video of the woman who's very responsible seeming,
having a very competent conversation in Spanish, like a work Zoom conversation.
Her boyfriend walks by in the background with just underwear and a soccer jersey on.
And then realizes what's happening and tries to run out of frame, but runs into a wall.
frame but like runs into a wall I am excited
for the inevitable conclusion
because like one thing we should all be
aware of at this point is that like whenever
these weird things happen they never
just stop happening they always explode into
something even weirder and my
prediction is that in two years
when all business and government is done
over zoom anyone
who starts delivering a lecture
or a speech, be they the president or a college
professor, will just throw some porn up behind
them on the screen so that there's no point in
Zoom bombing them. That is
going to be the new norm. I am calling it now.
Pre-Zoom bombing.
Preemptive Zooming.
I forget who was telling me this, but someone
was saying that students
already know how to fuck around with Zoom, obviously, because kids are better at the internet than us.
But they already know how to manipulate Zoom so that it makes it look like they're sitting and paying attention when really their video is off and they're doing other shit.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you gotta.
Yeah.
It would just be a matter of putting a picture as as the background that is you paying
attention and then just like leaving the frame yeah just print it out it can be grainy as fuck
just frame it up in front of your camera bung bung and then if you say and then if you're like
i'm sorry my internet connection is laggy i have to turn off my video that's what i would do if i
was in school right now i'd be like sorry my's really slow. I had to turn off my video. And then I would just be nude and watching television.
What you don't know is I am nude and watching television
as you teach.
The joke's on you, sir.
I do hope that this all helps to normalize workplace nudity.
That's really, if we can have one good long-term effect it's that
we all just go back to just everyone pajamas pantsless like let's just bring that back into
the world when was a lot of people using the bathroom in their meetings oh yeah yeah fuck it
no more boundaries that's that let that be the the they, oh, you don't like it? Then turn your video off. Then just mute my video screen.
You ain't paying for this.
You're describing my literal nightmare.
Let's talk about the Nextdoor app,
which we've talked about before on this show.
It's kind of usually a nightmare.
That and Neighbors or any of those apps
attached to RingCam or whatever
where it's basically like,
oh my God, did you see there was someone
who was not white walking on the sidewalk today?
Or I think there's homeless people, blah, blah.
It's a mixture of usually really bad takes on race
or just straight up racism or poverty
and things like that
mixed with
kind of neighborly shit. But the company that like makes next door specifically said there's
been like an 80% increase in the number of people using it. And a lot of the anecdotes about it are
actually less about like people being completely awful and like sort of setting up what resemble
kind of functioning mutual aid networks where people have like a help map in their neighborhood and they can say i live here and i'm willing to get groceries i'm willing to walk a dog
i can do this other people may say i need help doing this and people are using the app to sort
of communicate uh like in oakland there's a guy who was posting an update of like what was in stock
at the like grocery store that's like immediately in his neighborhood and then along with messages
from the owner that said hey hey, if you need to
buy anything on credit, let me know and
we can work something out. Or people
just saying, hey, let's all sing out of our
windows in this apartment complex,
shit like that. But then there's also
a decent amount of narking too, where
people are like, I don't know if you saw these
people that were walking way too close to each other
or this person was like, I think
this delivery person coughed on the mailbox or whatever but you know it's it's always gonna be
cops are you know they're funny but they're but shut up yeah uh social distance pd so yeah this
is the fucking social distance neighborhood watch it's ridiculous the uh i i have i have a a fun
update that because just because i've been talking about it in for the past couple ridiculous the uh i i have i have a a fun update that because just because i've been
talking about it in for the past couple weeks the uh the city of los angeles actually did something
they they put uh i know we went to check on the encampment near our apartment yesterday
and they had put in a hand washing station and some bathrooms. They gave some basic services.
Yeah, now we just need the city council to freeze the fucking rent.
There's good news there too, though.
As of this recording, they're actually going to have a meeting about it.
Will they make the right decision?
Probably not.
Oh, was it after those people went to the councilman's house and started screaming outside?
And then responsibly
protesting it was amazing these people were demonstrating and social distancing outside
of his house and being like it was hey calm the fuck out yeah yeah and then it was like thousands
of you whatever calls and emails because they were just like intentionally pushing the meeting
past april so that they wouldn't have to deal with anyone's like rent issues uh but they're
having the meeting i mean
as of this recording it hasn't happened yet so we'll see don't you miss la robert i do there's
actually some really cool stuff going on there like the group reclaiming uh our houses who is
like busting into normal houses that are just owned by the the city or the state for whatever
reason and opening them up to people who don't have homes,
that's a good thing to be doing
and a great way to make use of, say, your bolt cutters.
I was there last weekend.
They're doing amazing work.
Yeah, it's a really important thing to be doing.
In general, so is the...
If California and a number of other states
or if the federal government gets a good rent freeze going on, then that's great.
And I will eat my words. But I suspect that if we want to stop a huge number of people from winding up on the street, the answer is for massive numbers of us to just stop paying rent and be like, what are you going to do?
How many cops you got? Yeah.'s the other how many cops you got the and the focus really like it's easy to just sort of like keep it nebulous and
be like don't pay your rent but the whole suction of these funds going up to people it's like the
reason your landlord has to ask you for your money is because he has to pay he or she or they have to
pay the bank for their creditors and so like when we're not properly talking about that
too like i think especially in the media being like what's being done there rather than keeping
it obscure and be like what do people do about rent it's like well how big of a hit are the
banks willing to take here like what are they willing to do to ease this because ultimately
they're the ones being like hey we keep pumping money into those banks so maybe yeah as we know
the government is never like above giving a shitload of money to banks so maybe yeah as we know the government is never like above giving a shit
load of money to banks so we might as well fuck the banks over but that that is a good point that
we hadn't discussed yet was like yeah that landlords are you know they're responsible to
the banks most of them especially like small smaller landlords and yeah but that also includes
like a lot of people who were in the middle of these really weird gaming the
system things where they would have like 30
leases and would be operating
like a string of Airbnbs or a string
of like sublease departments
or they would have like
managed to qualify for 6 to 10 mortgages
and they would just be juggling that in the
hopes that like after 20 years
they could pay off their houses and it's like if you're
I have had good landlords who were lovely people and who cared and in one case a landlord who like
had built several houses with her and her husband and they loved those houses and took great care
of their tenants most of the landlords i've had have been literal criminals um and i think most
of the landlords most people i know have had have been literal criminals and they were often doing
something like that where because they had they were always juggling mortgage payments, they would
nickel and dime you every way they could, jack the price up every way they could, and avoid basic
maintenance every way they could. And I don't care about what happens to those folks. I don't think
they should lose their homes that they live in, but I don't care if they lose their 30 rental
properties. The people in those properties are who I care about.
And on an unrelated note, the city in the United States with the most police officers
per 10,000 citizens is Atlantic City, New Jersey, which has just 70.9 cops per 10,000
people.
Can't evict everybody.
Not with 70.
Yeah. You certainly cannot.
It's lower wherever you are
if you don't live in Atlantic City.
38 cops per 10,000 people
in fucking St. Louis.
Like, we got them, Missourians.
And if we're talking mutual aid
and people are like,
well, I feel like,
it's like,
if you can pay your rent,
what if you reallocated
the money you would use
to pay your rent to providing relief for other people?
Like it's, you know, and putting that back into mutual aid instead of giving it to your landlord who gives it to a bank.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All right, guys, let's take a quick break and we'll be back with a little bit more news, but mainly our thoughts on Tiger King.
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So there's this popular Virginia pastor, a 66-year-old musical evangelist, who on March 13th shared a meme to his many followers that compared coronavirus deaths to swine flu deaths, like a lot of people are doing, and said that the media was trying to drum up fear about this pandemic just to hurt Trump, and stated that the media
is pumping out fear and doing more harm than good. He also posted another video that day about a
missionary from South Africa who protected himself from the bubonic plague with the spirit of God,
and quoted in the post, said, as long as I walk in the light of the law, no germ
will attach itself to me.
Now, about four days after this, he went to New Orleans with his wife to evangelize and
he caught the coronavirus and died.
And oh, yeah.
So, yeah.
How am I allowed to react to this?
Because I don't think he was a monster
and you shouldn't cheer when a monster doesn't die.
But also he was being like, this is total bullshit.
And then it proved that it wasn't with his horrible death.
That kind of reminds me of a story
that I think happened less than a month ago,
but feels like five years ago,
where that flat earther tried to launch yes yeah
he sure did he sure feels like that feels like that i mean it's like one of those things where
you just say you know they died how they lived you know yeah and you know that's just what happened
the guy who tried to shoot himself into space wouldn't have made it through COVID-19. I think we can all agree on that, right?
Would you imagine the
knock-on effect
of his death?
He actually was also
working on a cure, but he had tragically
died in that spaceship accident before.
Oddly enough, the cure
was also based around a steam engine.
Yeah.
I mean, we all
get that it's all fear
based.
Yeah. I don't know.
It's just like, okay.
It's okay to be glad that
a terrible person who kills a bunch
of people when they get taken out
because it's like, well, they were hurting a bunch of people.
What about someone who's just going to hurt a bunch of people
through disinformation by urging them to all go to church services
in the middle of a pandemic, and then that person gets the disease?
How am I allowed to feel about this?
In the privacy of your own home,
flex that First Amendment all you want.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm not not gonna even think about it uh i will not spend any time
mourning that person i'll just now more than ever now more than ever i don't have time i'm playing
overcooked and i got i got sushi i gotta make in this kitchen i'm getting swamped with orders man
i wish i had orders man i'm black i'm black black swanning. I made a finsta for my dancing
and y'all will never find it.
Okay.
We'll see about that.
It's like, gang,
I defy you to find my dancing finsta.
You'll never find it.
But they're doing this thing
where the principal dancers
at all these ballets
are giving lessons
and then you post videos
of you doing the lessons and then they give you notes.
It's cool.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Very cool.
Have you been getting notes?
I got a note from Tyler Peck, who's one of the principal dancers at one of the big New
York ballet companies.
I've been taking her class every morning, and I was freaking out.
It was exciting.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Please don't look for my dance class.
Complimentary? Well, no. I have freaking out. It was exciting. Holy shit. Please don't look for my dance. Complimentary?
Well, no.
I have bad turnout.
What is turnout?
Turnout is in ballet
the angle your foot is supposed to be at
when you're in the various positions.
I knew this already
because for all the nice Zyking people
that are like,
wow, you don't suck.
I did it for 15 years. So hopefully, so I shouldn't totally suck, but it's just the angle that your foot's supposed
to be turned out at when you're doing, you know, points, tendus, all that shit, all that
French shit.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Well, speaking of turning out, Bob Dylan is turning up.
Oh, here we go.
Here we fucking go.
That finally tells the truth about the JFK assassination.
Hey.
No, it's just a weird rambling 17-minute poem about-
Did you listen to the whole thing?
Epic.
I listened to the whole thing a couple of times, actually.
Oh, of course.
Guys, that's okay.
Well, what's the news?
I like Bob Dylan, so that's-
I know you do.
And you love JFK.
The least interesting thing about me.
Isaac and I were doing impressions of you this morning
of you waking up out of a cold sleep
because you could sense that Bob Dylan had dropped new music.
That doesn't happen to everyone else.
His wife's like, oh no, did Bob Dylan make new music, honey?
Yeah, she knows exactly.
She knows exactly just by the way he wakes up.
For an example of how perfect the writing in this song is,
it includes the line.
And Jack, get some tissues ready,
because this one's going to tear into your heartstrings.
Rub-a-dub-dub, it's a murder most foul.
Rub-a-dub-dub, it's a murder most foul.
Rub-a-dub-dub.
Oh, Bob. It's almost as good as Hear Kitty Kitty
that's my top song from
Tiger King
Bob Dylan is like
the artist with
the greatest amount of
lines that can like bring me to tears
and also lines that like you wrote this while
shitting Bob
you just wrote this while taking a shit and never thought about it again uh yeah
what a great artist well and and uh i mean i would be remiss if i didn't pipe in and let
everyone know that uh renner dropped some new heat today as well oh shit oh fuck too
let you took a shit what there i mean i think
that i don't even think jeremy renner has written a song i think he mostly just like uses like
lyrics generators uh but he he dropped a new so the same we talked about uh last god it's called
the medicine yeah it's called the medicine robert what Yeah, the same week that Jeremy...
Oh, no!
Fucking thing, Robert.
The same week...
The fucking album art?
It's very similar to his other album art.
It's very high saturation.
Like, you can't fully see him.
It could be a body double.
The lyric video, the font they're using,
I have no idea what it is.
It is the medicine as made clear by
the album art is jeremy renner playing the piano because it's just a picture of him in front of a
piano wearing what has to be a latex blazer and now you're gone you can see like the the contours
of his of his trapezius muscles underneath the latex blazer.
Trying to believe when your mind's made up.
Because it's not a, yeah, that's amazing.
Running like a fool when you're out of touch.
Like all of his,
like just a machine comes up with these lyrics.
Running like a fool when you're out of touch.
Looking for a lie that could be a rush.
We all gotta feed our sins with the medicine.
It's good shit.
Can we spend
about 20 minutes or so analyzing
the Twitter, the language
of the post he made announcing this album
because I need help with this too.
Okay. Okay.
First sentence, two clauses.
Common ground can be hard to find
in today's world, comma, but music
has remained a constant
for me.
Now, it seems to me that he's starting out by talking about the difficulty of finding
common ground and then specifically saying, I, Jeremy Renner, like this thing, which seems
like it's completely off topic.
He's not saying music is common ground for him.
It's always in his life.
And also common ground is hard to find.
Those are two unrelated clauses, really.
Yeah.
I think you're under thinking it.
I think that Jeremy's part of it.
But see what you're failing to realize
is that music is the medicine, Robert.
Oh, wait, wait.
Music is the medicine.
Is it possible that music is a constant common ground for him because Jeremy Renner himself contains multitudes all united by the lyric system?
He clearly does contain multitudes.
The fact that this, I mean, the poetry of the fact that this gorgeous heat dropped the same week that Jeremy Renner insisted on paying less alimony is just i mean what else are we even
talking about you know jamie i'm glad that you bring up the fact that jeremy renner has used
the covet 19 epidemic to try to that jeremy renner millionaire has used the covet 19 epidemic to try
to avoid paying child support because i think it ties in with the second sentence of his Twitter post. Oh, go ahead.
To feel deeply, to dance fervently,
and live together is more present now than ever.
Mm-hmm.
To feel deeply. More present now?
Is more present, yeah.
Is more present.
What could be more present now than ever?
People are dancing fervently and living together now
more presently than ever before that's
up guys I want to I want to spend
the rest of the show on this however
I think our listeners are going to be
mad if we don't talk Tiger King
yes they have been frothing
we did promise them Tiger King
we promised them
a whole episode of behind the bastards
on this Twitter yeah just do
cover it.
Jeremy Renner, Behind the Bastards.
I really hope he does a concert on Zoom. I'm tweeting at him right now.
Tiger King, guys.
What can be said about Tiger King?
A friend of mine was saying today, my friend John was saying that it's a great representation
of the Trump administration because just when you think it can't get any weirder
or more unhinged,
something happens that makes you forget
everything that happened before.
And it also is driven primarily by a meth-fueled narcissist,
which I think...
I mean, there's so many.
Everyone on Tiger King is a't narcissist i'll be honest i have not seen the last two episodes i got through a lot of it
last night but i'm i'm down to be spoiled i mean there's not like much to be spoiled it's more like
how once they fully tell the story you're kind of left with what your opinion is of the entire
situation i think by by those first five episodes you see a lot of what's going on
and you're kind of like, wait, is this guy for real?
Is this woman actually innocent?
Is this guy grooming women to be like sex slaves?
Like what is happening?
For sure he is.
Yes, he is.
I think that, first of all, I love the only character,
I mean, I do love Joe Exotic.
He's a problematic icon.
We love him.
Problematic guy.
Yeah.
I liked Barbara, the ex-Tiger wife.
I was here for Barb.
And Carol, for sure, killed her husband.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
100%.
We can all agree that Carol killed her husband, for sure.
100%.
Well, that whole episode plays like a Dateline episode
where it's clear that the spouse probably murdered their spouse,
their other spouse, and all the details are so murky.
It's like he didn't have a plane that could fly the distance
that supposedly he would have gone.
He was telling everybody he was going to leave her.
Then there's no trace.
And you got a tiger farm.
Yeah.
And he had gone to the police with a restraining order
being like, she's going to kill me.
That's always what happens right before they actually get killed.
Right before people get killed.
Yeah.
You do that right before you frame your ex-wife.
If anything happens to
me carol killed me i've seen a lot of i've seen a lot of people like comparing everyone in this
documentary to like it's like play as like a christopher guest movie and i couldn't agree
more it feels like yeah a christopher guest movie that people would call a bit much i love it
like yeah a christopher guest movie that people would call a bit much i love it now y'all i have not seen this and i have not read about what it is i have one of two guesses as to i have two guesses
as to what the show is about one of them is a weird documentary about some corner of the american
population and the other is a tv a fictional tv series starring danny mcbride uh yes from the
vague things i've heard it has to be one of those two danny i think someone on the zeitgeist reddit
was saying that uh danny mcbride should play doc which i agree with uh as long as i can play a
tiger wife or woody harrelson would be a good doc. Woody Harrelson, super producer Anna Hosnia was saying Woody Harrelson would be good as
the guy who opened that tiger farm with Jeff Lowe at the end.
Oh, I haven't seen that one.
Tim Stark.
Oh, right.
Yeah, he has big Woody Harrelson energy, but deranged Woody Harrelson energy.
But Robert, we specifically were saying in a recent episode
that what is unique about these characters,
it takes place in the South of America.
I know, absolutely.
If it involves tigers and is a real news story,
it happens somewhere in the South.
Robert, this is the sort of thing where I feel like you would watch it
and be like, oh, I know someone who knows someone who knows the lady
who had her wife.
Wait, John Finley?
I know John Finley.
Yeah, you're like, holy shit.
Johnny?
I have known three different people in three different states
who kept big cats as pets.
And it was never like a thing that
i ran into because we were going to go see their big cat it was always just like oh yes this person
also owns a tiger this person also owns incidental tiger ownership yeah you just learn about it as
you're hanging out with them the so that's a thing that i I guess the main takeaway for me was that there is this allure of tigers,
lions, and big cats in general that I am totally disconnected and unfamiliar with.
That is about as like it's the best testament to the power of culture and how disconnected you can be from
another human being based on like having a totally different background because
they're like people go and like in one case there's a guy who just has a cult of like sex
slaves uh that are basically there just because he has access to exotic pets.
And in the case of Joe Exotic, he's convinced two young straight men to marry him because
of his access to cats.
Cats are amazing, Jack.
The bigger they are, the more amazing they are.
I was trying to figure out, okay,
so for those of us who have seen it,
if you were a character or let's say a real person
that allegedly exists in this documentary,
who would you be?
Because I told Isaac, I told my boyfriend
that he has big Travis energy
who is just
like someone who, everyone's nodding.
Okay.
The hot second husband.
I'm trying to put it together.
I'm like, well, he's big, like I know he's a big weed smoker.
Well, and just like someone who's like, hey, I just moved here.
I'm really enthusiastic.
I'm really excited.
And then fast forward two months, he's in like a tiger throuple.
And he's like, oh, shit. Like, what's happening?
Does this documentary talk about how many tigers there are in Texas?
No.
No, but they do have a map where you start seeing like where the concentrations are of like big cat owners.
And it's definitely like in the south, southeast.
cat owners and it's definitely like in the south southeast i just i want to clarify how big a deal this is in texas because the humane society of the united states estimates that there are more tigers
living in captivity in the state of texas than live in the wild on the rest of the planet
there are there are so many more tigers in texas than you would guess if you have not spent a lot of time in Texas.
Show us your tiger selfies, Texas.
Yeah, I've never had a tiger.
If you had to be in quarantine with a single character on Tiger King,
who would it be and who would your last choice be?
Oh, I think I would be with Finlay.
I think he's like Johnny.
I think he seems like a nice guy. I think he's like, Johnny, I think he seems like a nice guy.
Yeah, he seems like a chill dude.
That or the woman who had her arm bitten off.
See, I think she needs to love herself more.
I was worried about her.
I'm just more like for quarantine though,
she'd be like more of like a quiet person
where like I'm kind of like to myself too.
I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
She's doing her thing in her room.
I don't know.
I feel like she'd like share her snacks and stuff i mean she's clearly a very she has a very generous
spirit given that she was at work five days after her amputation yeah i just i want her to get a
good just because she didn't want people to get the wrong idea i know oh there was a time in my
life where i was that person where you're like oh you it's okay that's fine that's fine i said
actually i don't want to like make a Actually, I don't want to make a scene
or I don't want to make a big deal out of things.
I actually don't need my arm
and I'll see you on Monday.
That might be the greatest testament of all
to the devotion people feel to big cats
and the people who own them
is that she was just like,
I don't want to fuck the private zoo up
just because this one tiger bit my fucking arm off.
God, cats are so cool.
I totally get it.
I would be in a cult if I got to hang out
with big cats all the time.
Yeah, I mean, there's this one character
who just talks about how amazing it was
that he got to walk these big cats,
and it sounds like he's talking about
having the power of the universe coursing through his veins.
If you've ever walked a tiger on a leash, man,
yeah, that's right. I think it'll be a few years before we really
get a good handle on like what it is
cats do to people's brains
like dogs every
our devotion to dogs makes sense because they're like
these loyal bodyguards
that we breed that will die for us
and are just like filled with
nothing but love
and dedication.
They're the greatest tool that
humanity has ever devised.
Yeah. Cats, no one really
knows what cats are.
We're devoted to
cats. Yeah, and for forever, people
have just had this thing where we
see them walking by and we're like,
hey, look at that.
The cats are just the emotionally unavailable father that most of us had i love
there's been like i mean this has been a massive year for cats of all sorts in pop culture i mean
we like had cats which that was the best thing that happened to cats since Egypt. We had cats. Big capital C cats.
Yeah.
Which, if no one has seen Maggie Mayfish's new video about cats and T.S.
Elliott, highly recommend.
It's really good.
And then we had Don't Fuck With Cats.
Now we have Tiger King.
Great documentary.
Don't Fuck With Cats.
I mean, we talked about that as well, but that fucked me up at the time.
Yeah, I mean, I think this is all the work of
the nefarious industry, big, big
cat, just trying to
infiltrate our minds, really. It's a full
court press. Release
the butthole cut, of course.
Absolutely. Right. I mean, as soon
as I, I remember, I grew up in Oklahoma,
which is, and the place I grew up in
is Choctaw County, and I spent a lot of time at the local.
There was a museum that was like a Native American museum.
And they had this big, beautiful brass sculpture of like the universe as it was envisioned
by members of the tribe way back in the day.
And it was like this big turtle with like the earth sitting on its back.
And the instant I saw it, I was like, if that's the way the universe is,
there's a big cat out there looking to knock that fucking thing
off the turtle's back
just to fuck it up.
And, yeah.
Yeah, this takes place,
by the way,
this movie takes place
almost totally in Oklahoma.
Oklahoma.
Winnie Wood.
Yeah, you need to watch it.
That absolutely scans.
Yeah, okay.
That tracks.
Yeah, that's...
Well, Robert, it's been a pleasure
having you.
Well, thank you, Jack.
It has been a pleasure being had.
Where can people find you, follow you?
I'm not on the internet ever.
I've never used the internet,
so they cannot.
Sorry to hear that.
Seems like you'd be a lot of fun.
Yeah, it does. I hear that. Can. Seems like you'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, it does.
I hear that.
Can people hear you on your new podcast?
Yeah, I've mailed a bunch of things
that I recorded into a handheld device
to you, Jack,
and now there's a podcast,
I'm told,
by other people who use the internet.
And if you find The Woman's War
on Spotify, iTunes,
the iHeartRadio app, all of those, just type it into Google
you'll figure out how to listen to it
we all know how to use it, I mean theoretically
you do, I don't
and is there
a tweet or some other work of social media
you've been enjoying there
man, yes
I keep watching
like various clips of The Simpsons because i've watched the
simpsons too many times to re-watch whole episodes now that i'm in quarantine but uh i like watching
little bitty gifs that people throw up on twitter and i'm watching the bart simpson one where he's
got his leg broken and he's sitting up in a room slowly going crazy and looking out the window like, what was
that fucking movie
that that horrible person made? Rear Window?
Rear Window, yeah. I feel
the energy of that scene
very much. So that's my favorite tweet,
Jack.
Jamie,
it's been a pleasure having you as well.
Where can people find you and follow you?
You can find me on twitter.com
at jamieloftishelp or on
Instagram at jamiechristsuperstar.
I
promised this a couple days ago and then I
didn't know how to do it.
Now I figured it out, but I set up a
cameo account where all the money is going
to
COVID, COVID,
whatever the fuck.
COVID19 relief. This week all the money is going to COVID, COVID, whatever the fuck. It's going to COVID-19 relief.
This week, all the money is going to the National Domestic Workers Alliance.
So if you get one, it's 15 bucks,
and then I'll write a short play where I'm the hero and you're the villain.
And you can do that and listen.
And then I'm making a little soap opera thing
on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
So that's what I'm doing with my time.
Thanks for listening.
And now more than ever,
cursed.
Thank you.
Was that the tweet you've been enjoying or did you?
Yeah, that's the thing online i've been enjoying
is uh very specific gripes on reddit honestly moi chef's kiss i'd like some more and and i'll
shout out george severis which is uh george c-i-v-e-r-i-s saying tish dean is camp he is
also just like one of the funniest people on the planet, has been coming up with a lot of Fiona Apple coronavirus crossover jokes.
I can't fully explain it.
Just follow him.
Well, because we got that incredible interview with her
right as the coronavirus was lacking us all in our homes.
Now more than ever, Jack.
Now more than ever, Miles.
Where can people find you and follow you?
Oh, wow. you can find me
you can follow me on twitter and instagram playstation network at miles of gray and also
my other podcast 420 day fiance where we talk about 90 day fiance it's another podcast it's
not just a thing i say at the end of the show so check that out um a tweet that i like two from
reductress uh you know there's so much there's so much good vibes going on with people going out on their balconies and, like, gathering together.
This Reductress tweet said, aw, these people all went out on their balconies at the same time and masturbated to each other.
And there's one more from Reductress because their website also has great, Reductress.com has great Quarkon content.
This one is just sort of this headline who knew jigsaw puzzles were so fun says wild-eyed roommate moving dried beans
around a table oh shit reductress is the new onion oh god uh some tweets i've been enjoying uh john preston ford on twitter
uh is friends with uh the lead animator on the most recent version of thomas the tank engine
and posed the question to the lead animator that we were asking,
why are there drivers,
but the trains, the tank engines,
seem to be autonomous.
And they said,
hmm, I would deny any notion
that the trains are projections of the drivers,
which was my theory.
As for free will,
well, it must not be all or nothing
because in the nights or
mornings when the engines are in their sheds the drivers don't need to be around and they still
converse and such but when it comes to them actually being able to move along a track
then their drivers are required to be inside and they said so they're like wheelchair pushers or
like servant uh litter bears and he said honestly i think those are both very apt descriptions so that has been solved for us
by the authority
and then
Drake Gatsby tweeted
yo mama is so old I hope
she is taking the proper steps to ensure
she is safe from infection during this frightening
time
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We're going to link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
as well as the song we ride out on.
Miles, what's that going to be?
Let's do, you know, just easy, like things that are good for your environment.
And I was just listening to jazz covers of Radiohead.
I feel like I'm maybe in the most annoying coffee shop ever when I play it,
but there's something comforting about hearing like familiar arrangements,
but done with new instruments.
So this is a cover of Everything in Its Right Place by the Brad Meldow Trio.
And, you know, I think this song actually lends itself really well to a jazz cover.
So, you know, just pour yourself a latte, you know what I mean?
And then kick back with a nice book about Eames chairs and then just let your worries melt away.
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