The Daily Zeitgeist - Trump Support Sliding? Bezos And Elon FIGHT!!! 4.27.21
Episode Date: April 28, 2021In episode 897, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and Mall Talk podcast co-host Paige Weldon to discuss Trump support slipping among Republicans, Tucker Carlson's classically reaching, Marco Rubio...'s thoughts on corporations, the future of working from home, Jeff Bezo's versus Elon Musk, how home releases are helping theaters, and more!FOOTNOTES: Trump support slips among Republicans in new poll Tucker Carlson on wearing masks outdoors Corporations that undermine American values don’t deserve GOP support Most Americans Would Take a Pay Cut to Keep Working From Home Tensions rise as return-to-work plans gain steam FlexJobs Survey Finds Employees Want Remote Work Post-Pandemic Jeff Bezos challenges NASA moon-contract award to Elon Musk’s SpaceX How Warner Bros.’ Hybrid Releases Are Helping, Rather Than Hurting, Movie Theaters LISTEN: Spider Hole - Billy Woods Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's all right. The people need to know.
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Episode 3 of
The Daily Zeitgeist!
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See, Miles, I told you,
when I don't do my half hour of vocal warm-ups before we record, this is what happens.
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This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness.
As we were telling our guests before we started recording, it was originally named after Carson Daly.
Yeah, the Carson Daly.
Yeah, couldn't get the rights, so we had to add an I. It was originally named after Carson Daly. Yeah. The Carson Daly. Yeah.
Couldn't get the rights, so we had to add an I.
Well, it's also, the thing that you and I both discovered is we both had restraining orders against us from Carson Daly.
Completely unrelated.
We're like, weird.
Huh.
Maybe, I guess we'll pivot to something else then.
Hey, my name's Jack O'Brien, a.k.a.
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That is courtesy of Asher Klausen.
Klausen.
I needed him to tell me what that was supposed to be, because if you start a song parody with a little, I'm not going to be able to get Mambo No. 5 out of my head.
Oh, right.
I was like, a little more caffeination in my life.
And I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray.
Miles Gray, a.k.a. Deeper Bluer.
I'm feeling like a shark's dick.
Deeper Bluer.
I'm feeling like a shark's dick.
Shout out to Christy Yamagaguchi main at wopple
house because look i i heard the colloquialism i'm feeling lower than a shark's dick that kicked
off a whole investigation into shark coercive sex uh and then this is a comeback to the deep blue sea
where's that was called right deep blue yeah deep blue sea his hat was like a shark shark's fin in the
oh shark's fin sorry oh misremembered that i'm gonna go back yeah and then uh the one of the
best death scenes involving sam jackson i'll say yeah that movie has yeah absolutely that that
conversation happened on mike huh the the shark's dick conversation that was uh but then it continued
for like 25 minutes after we were well if you
remember we we were delaying recording the trending episode because we just got swept away by the
shark talk and they're like save it for the mic man yeah but then we the google image search
rabbit hole that we went down on on shark dicks after we record it. And the people that collect them. Collect them.
Whale dorks.
Also a collectible,
which are human-sized whale penises.
All very interesting stuff
that I'm sure our guest is excited to talk about.
She is the brilliant,
the talented Paige Weldon!
Paige!
Oh my God.
Human-sized
whale dicks.
You know,
I think of whales,
I think, wow,
so peaceful,
so beautiful.
But we forget
what lies beneath.
I mean,
literally.
Yeah,
they can still be peaceful
and beautiful.
It's all about
the eye of the beholder,
I guess.
Except when they're like
breaching
with like a full-on woody
and you're like,
what is this? What are the whales doing what is this a show of force i don't know have either of you
ever gone with like on a whale tour like have you seen a whale i've seen a whale but not with the
explicit you know it was like just you know a happenstance it was just wonderful a coincidence
that we saw a whale but no i've not like gone to see the whales no i do feel like i went i went on one once and we actually saw two whales and i do
feel like it changed me i felt i feel like a different person after i saw them yeah did you
see it really close yeah we got pretty close oh shit it was pretty cool i just got to see like
in the distance you're like oh shit that's a whale and then you kind of go on with your day but I can only imagine because whenever I see videos of like people like free
swimming there's like a blue whale I'm like that seems so vibey that's what I need yeah and it's
so quiet we like it was like this I don't know some Groupon that me and my boyfriend got and we
were like oh my god this is the most beautiful experience based around Groupon that one could probably have.
All my spiritual experiences are Groupon based.
Well, we were like,
it was like we thought we weren't going to see one because most of those
tours you don't end up seeing a whale.
You just kind of have to accept that. But we
got out to, it seemed
really far and then it got
quiet. They turned
the engines off or whatever and it was
just purely silent silent you could
just hear the whales kind of little splashes right right right it's crazy whales are so cool
that'd be a good like blog where you rank groupon experiences that could actually kind of be like
transformative for you yeah yeah like yo these are under like i know it looks like a janky whale tour but take that would be a good vlog chicken groupon for the soul
for a podcast uh cut all this we are going to uh
this is now the trailer for our new podcast yeah yeah i've only seen whales at a distance but yeah they're they're big i'm told is that one of the
things yeah yeah big and peaceful and i haven't seen him in person so jury's still out for me
you had a spiritual experience seeing seeing a whale you didn't go and make a fucking documentary
about it like this octopus guy you know i mean you don't have to make a whole hour and a half
documentary i didn't hang out with the whale for like a year or however long he was with that octopus.
Well, again, do we know if the octopus was like, dude, you're so clingy.
Leave me alone.
Yeah, the octopus literally was like, listen, I literally just got one of my arms bitten off.
Could you please just leave me alone?
I'm like trying to recuperate.
Every time I see you, I'm reminded of it.
Yeah, it's like he's like, I'm reminded of it. Yeah.
He's like, I'm worried that it's my fault that the octopus got attacked, but
I'm going to go back just to see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask him his opinion
on that.
Octopuses are aliens, but
they're not actual
sea life, whereas whales are our
cousins.
My whale teacher, the sequel, coming soon.
All right, Paige, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
But first, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.
We're going to talk about whether Trump's support is slipping.
It seems like it is, actually, based on polling, which has always been able to perfectly read the Trump-supporting
contingent. But still, I'm hopeful. We'll talk about Tucker Carlson and what his fever brain is
having to cycle through to keep the content moving. We'll talk about based Marco Rubio.
We'll talk about the return to the workplace that we're all looking forward to
and why it shouldn't happen why it shouldn't have to happen at least uh we'll talk about
jeff bezos the billionaire wars that were the 80s had the cola wars we have shitty billionaire
space fighting over the fucking moon fucking aim we'll talk about whether that hbl max theatrical
release strategy is actually saving movie theaters the warner brothers thing uh all that plenty more
but first page we like to ask our guest what is something from your search history uh that is
revealing about who you are or where you are or what you're up to okay so something i searched recently uh is
hummingbird tongue did you guys know that hummingbirds have big long tongues yeah
i thought it was a straw situation i don't know i thought
i didn't see them carry that with them.
I thought it was just a,
like their beak acts as a suction, but I,
so I,
where I'm sitting right now is like where I'll sit at my desk.
I look out this window and there's this hummingbird who likes to hang out on
the power lines right outside here.
Cool.
I really love that.
He loves to hang out there.
He's so cute.
But I took a video to show
others my cute hummingbird friend and i was showing it to my boyfriend and he was like what is that
he like paused it on a part where the hummingbird was sticking out its tongue and i was like
oh i think it's just like i think it's just like eating it's like it has something in its
in its beak like i don't know and he's like i think that's a tongue eating. It's like it has something in its beak. Like, I don't know. And he's like, I think that's a tongue.
And I was like, do they have tongues?
And it's a disturbing Google if you're not aware of it already, in my opinion.
They're freaky.
They're freaky.
It's like they're as long as their bill.
Like, they look so funny.
It's funny that you mentioned I was just watching Planet of Color or whatever that new
David Attenborough series was
last night and I was watching this hummingbird
sequence where like they were mating
and this motherfuckers neck
like just blew out with all these iridescent
feathers and I was like look at these
fucking show off
their long tongues and wonderful plumage
yeah hummingbirds
are magic.
Again,
we're,
we're becoming a nature podcast.
I know.
I'm like,
I'm really talking about a lot of animals.
Right.
But the whole thing,
like it curls up like half in their head or something.
Cause like it is,
it's so long.
Like it's almost like tape measure mechanism to be able to contain the
tongue.
Yeah.
They have that little tab that you can put down to keep it in place
is that what you're claiming is happening mouse there's a little tab in there yeah a little tab
it's you know pretty much uh it's exactly like a tape measure uh any ornithologists out there get
at me uh so that freaked me out they just seem to be operating at a different like like they interact with time differently than other
species like they move so fast i i feel like i'm watching something in like the matrix or something
when i when i look at a hummingbird that's why i'm so tripped out by the fact that this one chooses
to hang out like right outside my window this also does tell you where i'm at as i'm just often
sitting here looking out this window like, oh, a friend.
Oh, my gosh.
Someone wants to hang out.
My favorite stoned activity, though, is to catch a hummingbird in the wild and be like, yo, get the slow motion camera out.
And then you just watch the wings and you're like, yo, they go fast.
And then you realize their metabolisms are like 80 times as fast as ours to move like that.
They live like three years or something
they like can't handle it they like live fast die young that's their that's their whole vibe you know
hummingbirds do it well yeah but yeah i think you'd have the equivalent if you if you had like
the amount of calories they burn you'd have to eat something like close to 200 000 calories or
something like if you're spending the amount of energy relative to your body,
like that hummingbird does.
Yeah.
Bless them.
There's a onion headline from,
oh wait,
this just made me feel very old.
Cause I was like,
oh yeah,
what was that onion headline from 13 years ago?
That's hummingbird back at feeder again,
grandmother reports.
Well,
that was a funny thing too, is I, I, um um my dad is really into having like like he's really into they they have quail where he lives and they like hang
out in the backyard and he loves to like watch them and feed them he's like always got to count
on how many quail there are he's like i think they just had babies is really sweet and he's often had
hummingbird feeders and so i texted him i was like i got this hummingbird that hangs out and
his immediate reply was instructions on how i should get a hummingbird feeder he goes okay
two parts water one part sugar you'll have them around all the time yeah i was i was at like a
in costa rica there's like a hummingbird like sanctuary where you just like walk in and they're
just like all around you yeah oh shit yeah it's wild yeah but i get freaked out about the idea
of putting out a hummingbird feeder because i've also seen hummingbird feeders where like bees and
ants start to hang out right yeah you're like this wasn't for you This is for the hummingbirds. Okay. I'm looking at a diagram of what, like, you know, a cross section of, like, how the tongue wraps.
And it, like, goes around its eyeball.
It really does look like it's, like, a tape measure that, like, wraps around its eyeball.
Yeah, it's like Justin put in the chat.
It's fruit by the foot.
It's wrapped around.
I should read the foot. It's wrapped around. I should read
the chat.
Justin always
has dimes that he's dropping
that I see after
we're done recording. Yeah, you go, I think
something's wrong with that. There's words showing up.
Yeah.
Damn it. Not this again.
The ghost is here again, Sarah.
What is something you think is overrated, Paige?
Alright, I'm going to say
ice cream. I think it's overrated.
Are you guys going to be mad at me for saying that?
I don't care. Whatever.
It's your fucking life. Do whatever the fuck you want with it.
I just feel like
it's something like 65% of people
are lactose intolerant. and yet there's a new ice
cream shop on every corner and i'm like how many people are like carving out their their days
as a sacrifice yeah to the lactose gods yeah it's like can we just i don't know it's like
i just think it's not worth it and i just think that people get so excited about ice cream when it's,
it's like only like 30% of people can eat it and not have diarrhea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Everyone has diarrhea.
Who has,
who is lactose intolerant that eats it?
Well,
there's different variations of how lactose intolerant you could be,
but like there's also, then there's also like different variations of how much lactose is in different
dairy products and like milk and ice cream is like the the most it's like yeah you're just
sniffing base yeah it's like step on this you're getting fucked up yeah right right
we're not supposed to eat this so i i sometimes wonder if like the american diet like part of it is the
diarrhea like people enjoy getting diarrhea because like the stuff that we really uh
like to go after you're right it's that that should not be a thing like something that makes
you ill uh people are just like yeah but i still do it because yeah i wonder if that's able to like
just sort of proliferate because we're a culture, famously, that isn't
going to bring up our own perceived deficiencies or inefficiencies.
So you don't want to be like, y'all, did that pizza give you a bunch of diarrhea?
You don't want to be that person.
So you're like, oh, man, yeah, let's get another slice.
Fuck yeah, I love pizza, man.
Ice cream, cheeseburgers
pizza is fine because cheese doesn't have that much lactose in it which thank god for me you
know but it's like when you have too much of it you know but yeah it's exactly no one wants to
bring up i used to date someone who had what's the the really severe gluten allergy celiacs yeah
celiacs yeah and like uh lactose intolerance and she would eat pizza all the time yeah and it was
and it was like that bit we were just doing where it was like oh i love it though but like
has to eat it actively on the toilet it just takes planning i feel like is the only thing
and stuff like that no but this wasn't like this was a thing where eventually i was like oh no like
you this is you have some weird relationship with right yeah you aren't like because it's like oh
let's get this hot and ready pizza and i'm like great we'll take it to the house like no let's
go to providence hospital and eat it.
Just in case.
But you know what?
That's another overrated thing is lactate.
I feel like,
okay, it's very rare.
And of course it's happens to me.
I've tried lactate.
It makes me violently ill.
Like it does.
Yes.
Like I truly,
I had it.
I had started trying to use it when I had like dairy stuff and it was fine like a couple
times.
And then one time I got sick and I was like, oh, I didn't, I like didn't put it together.
And then it happened again and I started Googling it and it's like there's all these message
boards online of angry mothers like I gave this to my son so that he could have ice cream
with us and he was very sick and lactate doesn't put that shit on their labels.
I guess it's
like maybe rare enough that they don't feel like legally they have to put it on there or something
but like i was like of course the one like the like miracle thing that people take where they're
like actually i can have whatever i want like doesn't work for me yeah i take a long hard look
in the mirror figure out why that's your karma it's supposed to work for everyone except demons
says it right there on the box except me and some some kids on message boards
wait is there is there a treat that you like that you think is worth the worth the burn
well so like i was saying it's like if you have a lot of cheese you can have an issue so sometimes
i'll like i'll be like yeah you know what i am gonna have a bunch of cheese, you can have an issue. So sometimes I'll like, I'll be like, yeah, you know what?
I am going to have a bunch of mac and cheese right now and I will just suffer the consequences.
You know, that kind of thing.
Sounds like you're more of a savory person than a sweet person.
Maybe.
No, honestly, no.
I mean, I'll do I just my move is I just I love fro-yo, which I never really have an issue with.
That's how you sidestep it, right?
Yeah. Yeah. That's that's I mean, whenever I get sick from fro-yo, it i never really have an issue with that's how you sidestep it right that's how yeah yeah that's that's i mean whenever i get sick from fro-yo it's because of the candy i put on it
not because right not because of the the lactose enzymes or whatever right uh because they don't
clean the nozzle from the machine right well and they're all just like sitting there in like a
mixed nuts bowl like it's probably as clean as like the mixed nuts at a bar but we're just like sitting there in like a mixed nuts bowl like it's probably as clean as like the mixed
nuts at a bar but we're just like yeah but this place is bright and everything yeah so it's
probably fine what i mean what is a pink berry even i don't even know i like it i like the idea
yeah they make those little uh like caviar fish egg type uh oh yeah those little boba pearls yeah little flavor pearls yeah
yeah i think there i like the little like round chocolate crunch things and i never have learned
the name of them and i always just say to the person that um the chocolate ball things and
then they go the wet ones or the dry ones they don't have a oh those are wet
because there's the ones pink berry people know what i'm talking about there's the dry ones. They don't have a vocabulary for it either.
Because there's the ones,
pink berry people know what I'm talking about.
There's the wet ones and there's the dry ones.
Right.
What is something you think is underrated?
All right, I was just staying on food
and we were talking pizza.
I'm going to say mushrooms as a pizza topping.
Okay.
I'm fully with you there thank you it's tough when
they use canned mushrooms sure yeah you know that's i think the times i'm like no yeah you
know like you want to the real you want fresh mushrooms i can sometimes or like that's the
time i i found myself being like holy shit this is really good yeah i mean i guess there's
like bad other toppings too though you know i just feel like it's weird to me that mushrooms
i feel like mushrooms aren't one of the like toppings we add like if a group was getting pizza
no one would like be like like no one would suggest it as like a sort of base level topping
it's like i feel like hawaiian pizza has like more cred than
mushroom pizza don't do that don't do that around me don't do that i don't like that i don't like
it but i know i'm just letting anyone know if you have a parasocial relationship with me know that
don't do that around me okay pizza parties in our minds i'm not having that yeah i just think i don't
know mushrooms are my favorite my favorite pizza topping yeah because it's not like i think it's
weird because we almost in my mind as a kid i always thought of mushrooms as a thing that was
on the parents pizza yeah they got the mushrooms we got straight cheese pepperoni and shit but i
wonder i think it's like we have to mature to this point where it has to be considered a normal
first item to throw out when people what do we want to put on this thing?
And you can say mushroom and we don't
say, what the fuck?
It's vegetarian. Come on.
Yeah.
I'm just not sure. I'm going to take a long, hard
look in the mirror on that one.
Are you a mushroom pizza person, Miles?
I like mushrooms on pizza.
If I'm at a nice spot
and they have a thing with like porcini mushroom
you know like fresh mushrooms and shit I like
that yeah I think because
my earliest memories go back
to canned mushrooms that just
contributed to like soggy pizza
that I just did not
I was like this is fucking weird y'all like
I don't know why y'all eating this shit
they don't ask you if you want the dry ones or the wet ones
you want the dry or the wet i mean this yeah i mushrooms are the one thing that
i will always have on every pizza that i order if it's for myself and nobody else like i'll have
mushrooms and green peppers mushrooms and pepperoni, like it can be any of those, but mushrooms have to be there.
I agree.
I agree.
Although I'm not into like the like, you know, like Costco, you get the like sort of everything
pizza.
I go, we don't need all this.
The mushrooms are doing enough work here that we don't need the peppers and the olives.
We can have them, but I feel like they're hiding the mushroom they're
trying to trick us right this sounds like a mitch hedberg bit right you don't need all these topics
mushrooms are doing enough work you got a lot of shit on your pizza you know pizza accessories
i'll own up to being a bad father uh we order dominoes almost every weekend and my kids order
is pepperoni and pineapple and i get like green peppers onions bacon sausage uh mushrooms and
they threw fucking pineapple on my pizza the other day like it like like there was crossfire
or something and they accidentally hit the pineapple on my shit i was like what like you
can't tough yeah pineapple is a very specific topping like you can't just assume people want
that you're throwing candy on a fucking pizza right right it's so sweet it's
not like you're i mean look if you're somewhere and you're like hey actually we use like sort of
like less than ripe pineapple so you get a nice texture but all this sweet because everyone's
using canned pineapple just sitting in sugar yeah i'm like this is not it for me at all i'm
i'm real picky about the sweet on top of the savory shit. It has to work well.
It would seep into the cheese,
I feel, because they're so... Because they're
canned, they're in that liquid to have
them on top of your pizza. It's also...
It's very sad to have to pick a topping
off pizza. You feel very
sad. You feel like a failure.
I didn't do it. I just took
it down and it was actually fine.
But still, the idea that you would add pineapple like it's just another topping is...
No.
You got to be sure that someone wants it.
Yes.
Thank you.
For sure.
And look, for those of you who like pineapple on your pizza, fine.
Go ahead.
God bless.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just don't force your pineapple on there, okay?
I don't want candy pizza.
That's just how I feel.
And that's not shade at you.
For me,
I just want candy.
Okay.
And you do,
and that's okay.
Yeah.
But this is now very diplomatic.
Yep.
Just got to let them know.
Cause this,
this is such a weird thing.
Like you see like the memes around pineapple on pizza culture.
You know what I mean?
Like it's a very,
it's like a real thing that I think we're,
we talk about through memes and shit about like, or not you have pineapple your pizza and shit like
that yeah but you know so i just like to like to let it know i'm not a hater yeah yeah it's just
the top tough to bring up for overrated and underrated food stuff because obviously it's like
maybe some people just don't like mushrooms but i do feel like a lot of people have a negative idea of mushrooms because of like mushroom soup or like canned mushrooms, which are gross.
Yeah.
But like there's a ton of different types of mushrooms and often the mushrooms on pizza are delicious.
And some of them are literally magical.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
magical okay so yeah yeah the pineapple actually now i'm gonna go back on what i said and say that like i i didn't pick the pineapple off i ate it and it was actually fine and i i think that
pineapple blends well with better than you would expect with tomato hold on why are you why are
you wearing that dole hat i'm just saying like it's an underrated, it could be a staple food.
A lot of people think you can have bread sandwiches, but you can't have pineapple sandwiches.
You can use pineapple for anything, really.
I mean, we should look into this as an energy source.
I think the people at United Fruit were really misunderstood in the second half of the 20th century.
The only king of Hawaii in the modern, like while Hawaii was a state or maybe a president, the only president of Hawaii ever was a doll.
I just read that somewhere.
I was like, oh, my God.
Wow.
What an awful, what an awful family.
Anyways. Bob Dole. Piece of shit, huh my God. Wow. What an awful family.
Anyways. Bob Dole.
Piece of shit, huh?
Yeah.
Am I right?
All right.
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and we'll be right back.
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might be slipping a little bit just a just a tiny bit people forgetting who he is yeah i mean that's
all it turns out it says right now this recent poll is showing that 44 percent
of republicans saying that they support they're saying president over party they're like fuck
i'm trump all day that's 44 percent of republicans too much that compares to right now 50 percent of
the party right now is saying no no we fuck with the party more than the president which is the
first time since july of 2019 when party support outnumbered Trump's
support. So, you know, interesting, interesting shift. I don't think I don't know if it's that
groundbreaking more so than I think it's just sort of this idea of out of sight, out of mind
that because he's just not on Twitter being able to fire off shit takes and, you know,
Fox and a lot of the networks are sort of like trying to figure out what to do with him because now he's just literally just some fucking guy and he's not the president anymore.
It's less, I think, maybe ratings worthy to let him rant for 40 minutes straight.
leaders want to get you into a isolated location because they know like just fully occupying like all your time and energy and attention like that's the only way to do it and once that spell is
broken like once if you're just in a in a urban area and like see people walking by on the street
like that's enough to break the spell i feel like we're kind of going through a similar thing as a
nation where it's just like wait what, what the fuck was we were?
We were doing what we were paying how much attention to this motherfucker?
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That the his banning of from Twitter has been like such a such a sea change for like so many people.
I feel like.
Yeah.
Yes.
He just he's got his email list now is how he's communicating
with people or he's emailing people his tweets his thoughts right yeah and just being like you're
gonna you better give me money or else or else i'm gonna think you've abandoned me it's like holy
shit bro raise money yeah man well yeah it's like it's like in theory this is feels like good
ish news but i don't know how true it is or what it really means yeah you know yeah i'm sure he'll
read this and then this the second it comes down to him wanting to assume his kingmaker role again
within the party he's gonna start getting real loud and what i don't know but we'll say i
think at the very least it does show though like because now the support for like you know biden's
handling of the pandemic essentially based on the numbers would also include republicans
right there are some people who are like i think the 50 people were like well what about the party
because this guy whatever we we like when we were secret racists right um which might be
what's happening yeah secret racists it was wild comedy bang bang uh which i don't know how many
of our listeners listen to that show but it's a comedy podcast where like people come on and
play characters and this week they had somebody on who was doing a trump impression and it was like
what's that james austin johnson it might have been i or a tammanic it was it wasn't a tammanic
i don't think but i think it was james it was really funny and it like didn't i don't know
it seemed like wow that this feels like we're like years away from when when
like it would have been too soon or something it just felt like he was just approximating all of
the sort of vocalizations and like stupid like leaps of logic and shit but it wasn't I don't
know it was just weird to me that like they were able to
have somebody on and do that and it wasn't like i mean i'm sure there's probably reasons
that we shouldn't already be like that's hilarious but uh right yeah the performance was just so good
that it like didn't bother me i james I haven't heard him on Comedy Bang Bang,
but his whole thing, and it really started getting steam
in the last year or so, is he does these videos
where he's doing an impression of Trump,
but he'll be talking about Pokemon
or something totally nothing to do with anything
that Trump actually talks about,
but he'll so match the way that Trump thinks that you you can't you can't look away he does this one where it was that it was like he did
a video that was my favorite where it was based on like that one interview where trump like got up
and walked away and it's just it's just james talking about gilmore girls and he's like see because jess is a pre-luke and uh logan is a pre-chris
like it's james is awesome he's a friend of mine yeah yeah that's who it was james austin johnson
yeah also langston kerman was on there wonderful it was a great episode uh and that's what we're here to do is get people interested in comedy
bang bang but yeah guys that is that is uh so i've seen those videos and that is like he totally
nails all of the non-political like it's just he has like that uh complete lack of logic that like
confuses like it's just constantly claiming that he's good friends with like he's just mastered
the jazz thing yeah exactly it's he has mastered the jazz it's truly like how trump would be you
just put a topic and it's just going to use the same garbled logic to try and like figure out
how you're going to be like the authority on this topic yeah that's right that's right yep anyways fuck that guy
Donald Trump in particular
fucking James too man come on bro
yeah fuck James dude
you're doing it too good man you're keeping him alive with that shit
James does some other impressions as well
he does Mike Lindell the my pillow guy
let's talk Tucker, Tucker Carlson.
What's he reaching for these days?
I mean, just again, there's so many real things to talk about.
But right now, Republicans have to find anything but the actual things to talk about so right now because our president joey badass is out here saying like
we're relaxing the mask uh fucking protocols you don't have to wear it if you're vaxxed and
outdoors unless you're in a crowd and all this stuff because that's been a huge thing and being
like where are we at with masks outdoors what are you saying to do what are you saying not to do
so tucker carlson spent so much time about this idea of masks as a few different things
first he was likening it to child abuse where he is like as for forcing children to wear masks
outside that should be illegal because he's going on this whole thing about how it's like part of
your mental obedience to like the party so it's like wearing a kim jong-un pin or something in
north korea
that's what you do to wear your mask to show fealty uh to demonstrate fealty and so he's just
talking about like if you see someone like a child wearing a mask like you it should be no different
than what your response would be if you see someone beating a child in a walmart call the
police is what he says how is it hurting the child? Does he have a read on that? Well, what you're
looking at is abuse. It's child, this quote, what you're looking at is abuse. It's child abuse,
and you are morally obligated to attempt to prevent it. If it's your own children being
abused, then act accordingly, which I will play you this clip because he starts talking about like
what to do if, again, if it, let's say it was your kid. And you are morally obligated to attempt to prevent it.
If it's your own children being abused, then act accordingly.
Let's say your kid's school emailed you to announce that every day after lunch,
your sixth grader was going to get punched in the face by a teacher.
How would you respond to that?
That's precisely how you should respond when they tell you that your kids have to wear masks on the soccer field that is unacceptable dangerous and we should act like it because it is dangerous
because he says like they're zealots only zealots wear masks then he had this other thing he's like
64 percent of white liberals have been diagnosed with some kind of mental health issue and so
that's why they were called them neurotics yeah neurotics wear them uh it's like this whole
it's just so all over the place it's truly you're like i don't even know like that's a jump right
to say yeah they're punching your kid in the face every every time tucker carlson speaks it's like
when somebody like you know in in like your class in high school when you were like assigned what
side you have to be on for a topic and it's just like he like didn't do the work he's just like really trying
to like hustle on this side that like doesn't make any sense and he just is like saying insane
shit like he was talking earlier i watched the clip that you guys had in this in this doc about
like he's like if you see someone wearing a mask stop them and say please take off your mask you're making me
uncomfortable so is your maga hat yeah let's just be on our way huh you're a piece of shit and i
believe in science all right see you later it's like yeah you're making me uncomfortable as well
again it's just all this weird way to try and he's trying to create more outrage among the base to be
more confrontational in public like it's so transparently clear that this is meant to whip
them into a friend just get everybody so excited about this idea of masks that all he can do is be
like they're punching your kids in the face they They're zealots. What's going on?
You better tell him to not wear a mask.
Like the outrage is really it's wearing thin.
And you know what's wild?
It got fucking weirder in the episode in terms of what he's likening to mask wearing.
He had look, he had a guest on.
And I don't know. was oh actually it's actually
fucking matt walsh and they were talking about like cb yeah matt washington he's the big one
of the four he's out here uh but again talking about what it means to be a man wearing a mask
oh you know i had the same experience you're talking about i was in austin
uh a few days ago and i'm walking outside without a mask on, and people are staring at me like I'm the crazy one for not having a mask on.
Meanwhile, if you're walking outside with a mask on, I should be looking at you, and I do look at you like I would look at a grown man hugging a teddy bear and having a pacifier in his mouth while he's walking down the street.
This is your security blanket.
There's no reason for you to have it on.
You're just afraid.
You're afraid of fresh air. That's what's happening. People are afraid to breathe air and we're making it so that kids are afraid of air too. And that's insane to me.
I agree with you completely. I would even actually up the analogy and say vaccinated person
with antibodies wearing a mask outside is like watching grown men expose himself in public.
That's disgusting. Put it away, please. Okay. what the fuck are you talking what what does that even mean
what i don't again this this is like the same shit it's like this has nothing to do with you
this has actually nothing to do with you if you want to be the freaky piece of shit who alienates
themselves because they don't want to wear a mask to consider others then so be it but someone else wearing it has a fuck all to do with these people but like that's
why it's so bizarre that like tucker's like yeah i mean you're basically like you're you're gay if
you wear a mask dude like you're what are you gonna be like a fucking little boy with a baby
fucking like what are you gonna do take take your penis out but he's like his sense of the world is so like just dominated by misogyny and white
supremacy like because because uh guys running around exposing themselves as a crime that is like
only perpetuated by like middle-aged white guys like him he is like he's like that that i feel
like he can't think of that as being a like that bad
a thing so he's like i mean it's the same thing basically because i personally think it's weird
and so that's anything i think is weird is the same across the board same as uh sexual assault
basically it's like hanging brain in public it's also like were people looking at
you or were you like mad dogging people who were wearing masks and then they look back at you like
why are you looking at me yeah yeah that's like nobody gives a shit about you yeah so thirsty to
be able to turn your fucking cell phone on and record your stupid rhetorical martyrdom video
where you're like and i i actually i'm wearing it because i
believe in science actually it's all of you all in here who are afraid of air no one fucking said
i just want to say i am afraid of air though just to be clear i'm scared and i am a neurotic
and i am neurotic neurotic to the bone no doubt about it you know what i mean i sometimes i do
give myself the creeps yeah just continue
on the lyrics okay sometimes i like to kiss fauci
the only safe person to kiss by the way he calls him tony he's like tony fauci it's like you don't
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we're close so
uh all right let's talk about marco rubio the other we we might as well just get through all
of the shit that is happening in the soul mental inversion tortured soul of the uh republicans right now so marco rubio is pissed
at corporations and to the point that he's like basically threatening to become a socialist is
that basically where we're at based rubio dude comrade rubio hold it down fucking throw down the gauntlet for these corporations
please vis-a-vis your op-ed that you wrote he's got this whole thing in the new york post
where all my favorite op-eds are yeah exactly that's when you know it's some real next level
analysis coming through from a racist and they can't believe like his whole thing is like
these corporate monsters we fed for so long
why are they going to pivot to like woke stuff and do things like act in their own self-interest
because they're reading the tone of society what's happening so this is what he says uh he
wrote this op-ed in the beginning this is just like sort of in the middle he said quote to help
our corporations fulfill their patriotic role the the GOP especially enacted business friendly policies.
We kept tax rates low, slashed red tape where appropriate and limited the reach of labor unions.
But wow. But somewhere along the line, corporations began prioritizing short term financial windfalls and ruthless offshoring.
Yeah. Wow. Yeah, very true. That's true.
And you did do all that. You have been limiting That's true. Hold on. Go on. And you did do all that.
You have been limiting the ability of labor to organize.
Go on, sir.
He says, quote, corporate America began to view these good jobs, families, communities,
and even the nation as an afterthought.
American workers of all backgrounds suffered as a result.
Corporate greed annihilated an entire way of life.
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, so you were aware of all that?
And you were still doing this
shit like as yeah it's all like the quid pro quo that he uh outlines here is way too honest
he's like no we were helping all out so you would keep us in power and you were annihilating the
american families and we were fucking cool with that. But now it's gone too far.
Now you're going to be on fucking Meghan Markle's side?
Ugh!
Who is this?
Like, it's so dumb because it's all just about the fact that they don't... Anyway, let's keep going because he's like, because I'll do something about it.
Yeah.
This is what he's going to do.
Quote, cutting corporate taxes and especially investment taxes makes sense if U.S. companies are going to invest in American industry.
But if they're instead prioritizing offshoring operations or simply returning windfalls to shareholders, then policymakers are going to start being more careful in how we structure tax cuts.
Oh, what? Go on. I'm going to tell the fucking truth. if you don't start backing us in these fucking political culture wars.
You better defend de facto white supremacy, you fucks.
So then he goes on.
So first he's saying, I'll get rid of your tax cuts next.
Employer-friendly labor laws make sense in a world where corporate CEOs feel an obligation to their fellow countrymen and workers but the logic of resisting labor representation on behalf of corporate management falls apart if an american worker is no different
to the corporation than any other input wow yeah man you will cut these tax breaks and make it
easier for labor to get organized thank you marco what what does he start talking about the wokeness like is that the beginning of the
article or where where does this come from i mean this is yeah in the beginning he's just sort of
talking about all the things that's happening with georgia and like companies just starting to like
speak up about societal issues when they're like you guys used to do this like what is this now
right and it's just it's and i think this is the problem they're like, who did you guys used to do this? Like, what is this now? Right. And it's just, it's, and I think this is the problem they're finding themselves in. They're so confused
and they don't realize the absurdity of their ideology, which is so it's so regressive that
you're not going to go anywhere except backwards and eventually hit a wall because you've, you're
burning up any chance you have of any kind of forward movement. So yeah, you're someone like
Marco Rubio. You're like, you have to, you have to be against all this wokeness
from these companies.
But since you've been on the side
of corporate profiteering,
your only pivot can only lead to progressive policy.
Like that's the only thing.
So you know what?
Congratulations.
Yeah.
You won an iPod.
Wow. Wow. I have a headache from this essay by by marco like they don't i don't know it's just but i guess like he's just yeah blunt to them for being like blunt to the companies like we'll get
rid of your tax breaks and we'll let people get you want you want organized labor it's like yeah
the people do actually it shows that people have better outcomes when they're when they're unionized in every industry uh but then he's
the stuff he's like saying if you do this that's stuff they've already been doing for 20 years
that you're talking about like offshoring all your profits and treating the workers like shit
like what the only like it has nothing to do with whatever
fucking wokeness he's objecting to so he's just basically describing like the state of
the american worker and i'm like corporate america and then being like and that's well
well i'll describe it out loud again if you uh keep keep criticizing us yeah even the company's
like yo shut up dude like i mean like we get what you're saying but like do you hear do you hear
yourself i feel like this started as an email a private email and he's like you know what this
makes a lot of sense i'm gonna turn it into an op-ed because yeah the shit he's saying like that
logic works in an email where it's like between donors and politicians who are like, look, we let you fuck people over.
And in return, you do the you fuck people over in the specific way we're describing.
But, yeah, that's that's wild, man.
Yeah.
There you love to see it.
that's that's wild man yeah there you love to see it this has been another segment of uh you hate to see it uh where we check in with the republicans with the based republican yeah all right let's
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it's almost back to work time, folks.
Time to get the lunch pail and get back to the office.
Hard at work or hardly working?
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Laughing.
Fucking those SICE videos.
So a lot of like corporate America is,
you know,
very carefully planning the return to the office.
And yeah,
I just want to.
So Miles,
you kind of linked off to this article that makes sense. I want to read from the CNBC article, though, because they are describing like the thoughts among business leaders. industries. There will be different approaches to return to work plans, which also gives employees
more opportunities to find a job that fits their preferred lifestyle. The majority, or 58% of
employees, said they would look for a new position if they weren't allowed to continue working
remotely in their current position. We've also talked about how people get more work done when
they're working from home. And then the second to last paragraph of this article,
ultimately, however, quote, nothing will change,
said Peter Capelli, director of the Center of Human Resources
at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School.
Employers have virtually unlimited power.
And he's basically like, this time next year,
it'll be just like pre-pandemic and done.
Oh, is that what you think?
Yeah.
Mr. HR, Mr. I'm the cops at your company.
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I'm the cops of cops?
Yeah.
Oh, HR, I'm here to fuck you up if you try and make it spicy for the employer.
But I will smile and act like I'm advocating for you.
Hi, I'm welcome to Human Resources. This is the exact quote that is the last sentence of the article a year
from now will things look much different than they did before the pandemic i don't think so
again a quote from peter capelli director of center center for human resources wow well maybe
i'm interesting maybe you should ask what's happening with workers. Right. They're thinking because you're looking up the C-suite's butt and you're like, what's going on here?
And I'm great. Back to work. Perfect. There's this thing called the Survey of Working Arrangements and Attitudes, like this research working paper that that's out.
And they're looking at all kinds of data points and just analysis and questioning that they've done over the last year. And essentially like there's whole thing is boiling down to them saying
people whose jobs are like, don't explicitly require their presence physically really want
to continue to work at home, at least some of the time. And most people, most over 50% would take a
pay cut to do so, which is wild wild like that's the tone of a lot
of people i think the sort of that slight sense of freedom or being unburdened by the commute
has done for people being like oh yeah fuck that like especially now uh in a world where
efficiency has been proven it's hard to go back on that. So the other thing is they say that right now, a lot of the
employers want people to, they're willing to compromise and say like, okay, maybe you come
in three times a week and then you take the other two or you get one day a week or whatever, you can
work from home. But what they're looking at isn't that it's going to be virtually back to normal.
They think it's going, the amount of work done remotely will be about 20% of what is happening right now,
which is going to be a huge, huge boost considering that pre-pandemic remote work was like 5%.
And a lot of that has to do with the fact that every white-collar job simultaneously went remote.
So it didn't create like everyone's realized,
Oh yeah,
shit's still working.
And then this like idea that working from home is like some kind of fucking eighties comedy film where a guy like when he figured out the sweet deal to
work from home,
like Randy had the summer of his life.
Like no fucking.
Oh man,
Randy.
I mean,
there is literally a Folgers commercial i think where
uh where the like the guy's camera like drops down and you see that he's only wearing undies
with his suit um so and i get all my cultural takes from folgers commercials
um yeah on top of that it's gonna affect like downtown areas too the other thing
they're predicting is consumer spending could fall by 13 in manhattan and 4.6 in san francisco
because a lot of especially in those cities those companies someplace been like yo we just sold all
of our office space because we realized we can save money not paying for a fucking physical building anymore or at least as less of a footprint and have you know this the
same output the same fucking revenues being generated but i mean those places will move to
where the people are like they'll eventually change so that you know they're serving salads
that are takeout instead of like salad salads that you have to like line up at the salad bar to order.
So like I don't I feel like this is more of a problem for like the landlords and the property owners of lower Manhattan who have a harder time like feeling a lot of sympathy for.
It's not like the wage workers will still be able to like
find jobs they'll just be over in brooklyn where people live instead of uh the financial district
or you know yeah i think that's gonna be a huge shift or like people even think of like what are
downtown's gonna look like if we are working more remotely yeah yeah regardless it seems just absolutely bizarre to say that
things will just be the same as before what says says violent capitalist teacher
what capelli at least a little bit different buddy like no right back to normal right back
to normal everything's fine don't worry because i, all he's doing, like, somebody who works at Wharton,
like, they're only talking to, like, the Wharton grads
who fucking, like, run the companies.
And probably not even the ones, because, like,
just from a business perspective, like, the shareholder level
and the, like, CEO level, like, it doesn't make sense
to, like, continue to pay rent on some... Maybe in the short term,
because you're locked into a lease. But in the long run, you're paying rent on real estate
that you're making people come in. They don't want to be there. So you're having to either
pay them more to keep them away from other other employers and you're also getting less work from them because people are more efficient when working
from home according to like a number of surveys so yeah they're probably just worried about they're
like well what where am i now on friday is gonna like start offering people alcohol like it's fun
to be here and be like friday company culture culture. Come on, guys. You all like me, right?
Come to the office.
I mean, because I can't sexually harass my wife
at home.
Get the fuck out of here.
People are like, what do you want to go back to the office for?
I would, if you're a shareholder,
you'd be like, yo, I'm looking at the
fucking statements here.
If you kicked rent in its ass
and just nicked this shit right
out right you'd have look then that's like the kind of shit that these ceos pat themselves on
the back for and then cut themselves a bonus because normally it's just like oh yeah we cut
down people's 401k contributions fucking suckers yeah so we could buy a bunch of razor scooters
for the office so everyone can say they like being at work we got one orange couch which
officially makes it a fun workplace.
Yeah, we actually let people,
if they don't want to,
they don't have to sit at their desk.
They can sit on an uncomfortable beanbag chair.
Yeah, exactly.
Just compress your discs
and you'll get herniated discs.
But also just so you know,
there is a stipulation in your insurance
that we don't cover any back injuries.
Okay.
Also a huge portion of us abusing our employees is that we say that we're't cover any back injuries. Okay. Also, a huge portion of us abusing our employees
is that we say that we're like a family here.
And so it's going to be tough to claim we're like a family
if we never see each other.
I mean, most people come from fucked up families.
Yeah.
That kind of practice.
They're like, yeah, my dad did lie to me.
Okay.
Okay.
Anyways, Peter Capelli, they're like yeah my dad did lie to me okay right okay anyways uh peter capelli let's let's keep up with him i i told myself i was gonna keep up with the libertarians who were like this covet thing is no big deal and i never did and this is probably
another person who i'm just gonna forget had this terrible take but um they're all just trying to figure out what to do
right now anyway right yeah yeah i'm gonna move to bolivia let's talk about bezos v elon
the fact that i'm so upset like i've talked about my disgust with america's like crush on elon musk for a long time
and now like he's because he has like managed to make himself the uh like opponent of jeff bezos
who is like very not cool people are like elon musk's actually kind of cool to the point that he's now
going to be hosting snl and he's getting off uh tasty one-liners like uh bezos can't get it up
i'm talking of course about his rockets but uh oh boy yeah i don't know i feel bad for all that
snl staff they're like uh why is this dude coming on yeah they're like we don't
anyway because yeah he's he's the he's the sickest baller tony stark the realest thing we've got to
that uh but the two billionaires in various states of baldness denial are now arguing about going to
the moon yeah because elon because so spacex got this sweet, sweet NASA contract for almost three Billy to create the next lunar lander.
And Bezos and his Blue Origin company also has something to say about that, along with other companies like Northrop Grumman, just fantastic.
The good guy makers and Lockheed Martin.
They're all crying right now about this,
but this is from Blue Origin, Bezos company saying, quote, NASA has executed a flawed acquisition
for the human landing system program and moved the goalposts at the last minute.
In NASA's own words, it has made a quote, high risk selection. Their decision eliminates
opportunities for competition. Significantly narrows the supply base and
not only delays, but also endangers America's return to the moon.
I mean, I'll agree that, yeah, those SpaceX rockets have been blowing up a lot more than
maybe people would like to the point that the FAA had to get involved because they're
like, we're not going to have you like explode shit above like where people live and put
people at risk here.
So I don't know.
Don't they have like some civilians who are currently training to go?
Is that a SpaceX rocket or like they're going to send some civilians into space for the first time since the Challenger,
which was not if memory serves, was not a huge success.
Like that feels, I don't know.
I don't feel great about SpaceX being in charge of that.
Especially since over the weekend,
they kind of got swept under the rug,
but like they almost crashed into a UFO,
like a thing that nobody has identified yet was flying through the air.
And they had to
as these astronauts were
ascending into space, they
had to do an emergency.
It was too late to do an
evasive maneuver, so they
had to put... All the astronauts had to
inflate or do something
to their anti
crash suits, basically.
But then they missed. I then they just like lean to one
side of the shit that's a very extreme version of that fucker came out of nowhere it's like
we don't even know what it really did we don't know what it was i was watching right
yeah i don't know that's uh very fucking freaky also like yeah that would be how we
kick off some fucking space war right motherfucker sent
a rocket up and killed their like fucking leader and shit they're like oh it's it's on now
motherfuckers and then probably just one of these drones that uh we that have technology we just
don't know about yet right but it's it's also like really something because elon musk when like they
asked about you know these rockets
they're like you know they're explosions don't seem like successes but yet you congratulate the
teams and things like that and yes a ton of engineering goes into it so to a certain extent
yes it is i want to root for these things i don't want to fucking cheer for elon musk there's so
many like smart creative geniuses working on this i want to root for them but like i don't want elon
musk to be the mouthpiece of all those people yeah how about the fucking people who work on it but
the other thing is that he'll say but he would say respond to shit like that to be like it's meant to
explode quite frankly this is a quote he said like something like quite frankly something would be
wrong if it didn't oh okay yeah okay i'll get that that's the sort of logic you want in charge of a bunch of civilians
you're flying into space as somebody who's like no actually i meant to do that um and it was
actually kind of sick like you have to admit it looked cool so um and also admit shit is after his
after his rocket has a near miss with ufob i'm like dude if there were aliens
i'd know about it that was his that was his response to somebody being like a lot of ufos
out there what are your thoughts if there were aliens dude your boy elon would know i'd be the
first one they'd talk to because i fucking rule yeah you rule so much what happened the fucking
hyperloop you dick?
Yeah.
What about all that fucking, that tunnel is just a fucking...
You're going to get to fucking San Francisco in three seconds.
And that's bullshit.
All the fucking, there's so many Tesla recalls.
There's a lot of shit that he has to deal with all the time.
But I get it when you just sort of distill your whole personality
to being like on Twitter, smoking blunts, making rap music
and saying like, you know, fuckinggecoin moon like cool but there's other shit didn't somebody die
over the weekend in an autopilot accident i i read something about somebody like they discovered that
there was no one at the wheel of the car which i'm pretty sure it was in houston that's yeah it's like
don't yeah that's not how those are
supposed to be used but i think that's the uh sort of hubris that will be instilled by being a elon
musk stan is gonna be like yeah yo dude i trust this shit hop in the back we'll just treat this
robot like our designated driver and now the outcome isn't optimal. Um, well, I,
I'm really,
I can't wait for 10 years from now when people no longer give a fuck enough and are willing to tell the true story behind,
uh,
Elon Musk's week as the host of SNL,
like the,
like the stories when Steven Seagal hosted SN snl and people are like he was a monster
those stories if you ever read those uh they are in i'm sure they're like somewhere online but uh
they were in that oral history of snl and whoo yikes yeah all right what one last thing i just wanted to check in with
warner brothers i just want to give big ups to warner brothers uh
no this is to my bros at warner so scott mendelson uh one of my favorite people who
writes about the film industry is pointing out that the only thing that is really keeping
hopes alive that people might return to
theaters are those like hbo max warner brothers drops uh that everybody was worried were gonna
like destroy theater going uh and i don't think like i think they did this out of pure greed but
i think it's just another example of how like nobody knows shit in hollywood and it's always
like the accidental stuff that makes
changes to the industry and like basically nobody was going to be the first to move on releasing
blockbusters because it's just too big of a gamble right but like this gave them insurance to like
release converse godzilla and mortal combat and those those movies are doing solid. Well, Kong vs. Godzilla was a big hit at the box office.
Mortal Kombat was solid.
It made $22 million domestic over the weekend.
So it seems like this is sort of the stepping stone
they needed to get from everything closed
to, okay, we'll start releasing blockbusters.
And Warner Brothers now is responsible for almost
50 of the box office so far this year like with tenant and they re-released elf which was smart
uh and they're like yeah there's some people want to go to the movie theaters and i do i do i yeah
i can't wait just i just just i just need that you know, I'll be there two weeks after I'm vaccinated.
Yeah.
And two weeks after you're vaccinated,
I think is right around the time that F9 comes out.
Oh, great.
I would love to fall asleep off of edibles
in another Fast and Furious movie.
That's my problem.
Yeah, I get too high.
I literally, and I've talked about this before,
I'll get too high in anticipation of a and i've talked about this before i'll get too
high in anticipation of a fast and furious movie and i've ruined i've i'm actually you no longer
unable to view the film
that's okay i mean that's the thing is it's just like i feel like also i haven't done a ton of the
like renting movies at home you know for 20 or $20 or whatever, because I don't know.
I like to watch movies by myself.
Like I love going to the theater alone and I don't know why, but it feels fine to spend
$20 to like actually go somewhere.
But sitting on my couch by myself for $20 feels sad.
Depressing.
Yeah.
So for sure.
feels sad depressing yeah so for sure the only what did i only thing i actually paid money to rent was the new craft like the sequel to the craft that came out because i fucked with the
original craft so heavy so her majesty and i were like yo this shit came let's watch this shit yeah
and that was like the only time i've put money down otherwise it was like passively through whatever hbo max was giving us for free the droppings thank you hbo i paid for minari and that was it
minari was well minari's great um yeah did you see the interview with uh the winner of the best
supporting actress who oh yeah yeah everyone was like yo like asking her about brad pitt and then like
back in korea they were interviewing her and she was like with the wine her eyes yeah drinking wine
being like yeah and then kept asking me about brad pitt fool i was just like like apparently
her speech when she was like oh it's really nice to finally meet you brad pitt was like she was
shading brad pitt because he was a producer on minari and he like never
showed up on the set and apparently right after they stepped off stage she was like yo you need
to fund your movies better like you didn't do a good enough job funding this movie like it was
there were problems that oh and then is that where the story came out where she was like
subsidizing like her own travel At a certain point
Yeah
Oh shit
And so she
Like everyone was like
Oh my god
What did he smell like
You must be like
He smelled cheap as shit
He smelled like a cheap ass
Motherfucker
What did he smell like
It did not smell like money
He smelled like the samples
Of perfumes
Like he didn't even
Buy the shits
Smelled like horse hair
Cheap ass motherfucker
Yeah
Did you see he had a
ponytail on that he pulled off
halfway through
as he was talking like
he was like to the side of the stage and pulled
it off. Yeah, why not? You know, because he's got
to let people know he's here to shake his hair out
like those reveals in 80s film where like
the nerd who's had their hair up is
no, no, no. It was a fake ponytail
that he pulled off his head
i swear to god wait what yeah i'm pretty sure that's oh okay because i was gonna say if it
was real and then he pulled out the hair tie i mean he's gonna have that crease and you don't
want to see that you know he pulled oh okay so he's. He had a tiny ponytail.
Yeah.
Well, now you're saying.
I thought he pulled off a fake ponytail.
He might have just pulled.
I like that better.
I misread the headline.
You'll have to forgive me. I like this version where he was like, he's so embarrassed because his hairstyle is like no brad rock the little fake pony it's
gonna look really cool i'm such an idiot and then he bails on it on stage like
nope it was real i'm an idiot okay anyways hey that's what people tune in for
hey it's been as always such a pleasure having you on Daily Zeitgeist.
Where can people find you, follow you?
All that good stuff.
Thank you for having me.
You can follow me on, I guess,
whichever social media platform you think
you're not going to delete soon.
So if that's Twitter or Instagram,
it's at Paige Weldon.
I am also on TikTok at Paige Weldon Cartoons.
And you can also listen to
my podcast, Mall Talk,
where we talk about the mall.
Available probably right here on the platform
where you're listening to this.
Please listen to my episode.
It's so good.
I was on there talking about just the
power of the Fashion Square
Mall in Los Angeles and how it was the
fucking center of my universe.
I'm not gonna lie, Paige. I've never
I've had
I'm trying to think of the last time I was so
energized by a topic to talk
about. So yes.
And if you fuck with like everybody fucks with the mall.
That's the thing is it's like I think people
maybe think it's like a podcast about like
shopping and about like that kind of stuff.
But really, it's like we have a guest on every week and it kind of just becomes like an interview about where they're from and how they grew up because of and their relationship to in relationship to like stories at the mall or not going to the mall.
Like, you know, some people are like, actually, I didn't go to the mall.
You still just hang out in a basement.
That was more my thing, you know, and it just becomes about that.
And I mean, then we got to talk to you about working at Coach, which was so fun. hang out in a basement that was more my thing you know and it just becomes about that and um
i mean then we got to talk to you about working at coach which was so fun i got you know it's
funny i got more i've i think down page i didn't get to i'm not gonna make this i'm not gonna ruin
their podcast where are you going where are you going i got this other one about how i got fired
look for part two uh and is there a tweet or some of the work of social
media you've been enjoying page okay so i had a hard time choosing can i say two yeah of course
okay so one was i was actually doing i was looking for stuff for we do a patreon for mall talk where
we'll talk more about like mall news and like things like mall events and things and i i found this tiktok for this mall eastfield mall i don't i forget where it is
exactly but it's this tiktok where the marketing manager has started posting videos of these two
geese who are nesting in the parking lot of the mall and she named them henry and violet and she like update post
an update of them every day and this like first video i'm just gonna play the very beginning of
it into my mic so that you can hear this is henry and violet they decided to nest here at the mall
so we gathered everything vialed with me she gets like stuff from the greek
restaurant inside the mall for them to be to eat and she like cleans off this like this pool
to to fill with water for them and like she like there's another one where she there was one that
got huge where she's like getting berries for them there's another one where she like goes to the hardware store and buys like dried meal meal worms for them oh shit it's eastfield mall on on tiktok the latest is that
apparently other geese have started to show up oh yeah that's gonna be yeah and the chick is like
she was like henry you gotta stop telling people to come here this is not a good place for people to nest we're taking care of you because so it's like very sweet they like they like uh put barriers
around this it's like one of those little islands in a in a parking lot they chose there to have
their babies which i'm like a tree or something yes yeah it's so fun i'm following them i did a
duet of me reacting to one of those videos and they responded.
You're our first duet.
And I was like, all right.
Hey, hell yeah.
An honor, dude.
You're like, help me get my kids back.
Wait, I'm involving this mall in all my personal problems now.
The other thing I wanted to bring up is
do you guys know that Lorde has an
Instagram where she reviews onion rings?
Nah. Lorde has
in Australia's very own?
New Zealand's very own.
She reviews
store
from a restaurant onion rings?
She has this Instagram account that she
actually started to be a private thing with her and her friends and like i think she was doing it like
when she was on tour and then of course people found it and like realized it was her she's only
she only has like nine posts ever on here but it's like pictures of onion rings so it's like
every few months lord will be like so i ate some onion rings here Here's my review. And she posted one like yesterday.
She last time before that was in December.
And it'll just be her being like these.
She's like, we're talking pickled onion rings, which is a first for this reviewer.
I totally vibe the concept.
You see pickled onions out of a jar as a youngster.
However, I think you're going to go there.
If you're going to go there, go there and let acidity rather than sweetness dominate absolutely sensational batter perhaps the best
i've tried four out of five overall ring experience wow she's posting pictures of the onion rings
i i want to believe as a lord fan that this could be a sign that maybe she's gonna release another
album after several years, but probably not.
I don't know. Yeah, she's been
quiet for a minute. I love that
that was a four out of five and not a five out
of five. Like, she has real standards.
That sounded like a five out of five and she was like,
yeah, could have been better. She's got to be
honest. I mean, the bullshit.
No, I don't know how often she gives that.
Best batter I've ever had. Could have been better.
I don't know if she's ever given a five out of five.
Damn.
Yeah.
Here's one that's one out of five from Burger King.
Damn.
Tough day for Burger King.
Miles, where can people find you?
What's a tweet you've been enjoying?
Twitter, Instagram, Miles of Grey. Also, the other podcast, 420 Day Fiance. Miles where can people find you what's tweet you've been enjoying Twitter Instagram
Miles of Grey also the other
podcast for 20 day fiance
let's see
a couple tweets I like this is from
at PTAC jokes Alex Patak
is that how you say his name
then this is just sub zero kills a guy
me that's from the video game
that happens in the video game
I love that shit uh another one is from chunk bardy at chunk bardy tweeting uh keeping myself
sharp by regularly asking myself tough tough questions like what happened yesterday and
what was i planning on doing just now? Which feels just about right.
And then another one is from Patrick Monahan at Patty Moe, quote tweeting a Wired headline that says,
this researcher says AI is neither artificial nor intelligent.
And next to that is Mike Myers' portrayal of Linda Richman from Coffee Talk,
which would definitely be a topic like AI is neither artificial nor intelligent.
Talk amongst yourselves.
And one of my favorite ones was
Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran.
Talk amongst yourselves.
So for the washed SNL fans out there,
that's for the Linda Richmond thing.
I had another Chunk Barty tweet I enjoyed.
So crazy when someone gives you the prompt, tell me something
you've never told anyone. Like, are you
out of your fucking mind?
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We link off to
the information that we talked about in today's episode as well as a song that we recommend you
go check out miles what are we recommending today this is a track from billy woods uh we did a track
of his called spongebob a few weeks ago i don't know could have been years i don't know uh but
this is another track from him called spider hole. And I just like his whole flow.
It's lethargic but feels very poetic but also rhythmic enough that it still feels like bars.
And I just appreciate the topics that he raps about.
So this is Billy Woods with Spider Hole.
All right.
Go check that out.
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