The Daily Zeitgeist - Vaccines Make You Sexy! NEW QUINCY JONES INTERVIEW! 5.24.21
Episode Date: May 24, 2021In episode 915, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Sara June to discuss McDonalds eggs, the culture wars over Palestine, vaccination badges on dating apps, a new Quincy Jones interview, a kidnappin...g being thwarted thanks to Law & Order: SVU, the exploding Goop candle, and more!FOOTNOTES: TIL McDonald’s serves five different types of eggs, and one is superior to the rest The Associated Press terminates new staffer amid uproar over tweets about Israel and Palestinians, sparking backlash Pakistan's top diplomat makes anti-Semitic remark during CNN interview about Gaza conflict Major dating apps including Tinder, OkCupid adding vaccination badges to dating profiles THR Icon: Quincy Jones Reflects on Career, Michael Jackson and Why He Wouldn’t Work With Elvis An 11-Year-Old Girl Used Tactics She Learned From ‘Law & Order: SVU’ To Fight Off — And Help Nab — A Would-Be Kidnapper GWYNETH PALTROW Goop Sued ... YOUR 'VAGINA' CANDLE BLEW UP!!! Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop calls lawsuit over exploding vagina-scented candle 'frivolous' Experience: Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle erupted in my front room LISTEN: Mk.gee - cz [Official Music Video] Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, the internet, and welcome to Season 181, Episode 1 of Your Daily Zeitgeist!
A production of iHeartRadio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive to America's shared consciousness.
It's Monday, May 24th, 2021.
My name is Jack O'Brien, a.k.a.
If you're on daily
zeitgeist, you gotta get with
these trends. Chugi
lasts forever. The hot
takes never end.
That is courtesy
of at
Abstrusal, the official
dickhead. And I'm thrilled to be
joined as always by my co-host,
Mr. Miles Gray.
Every day we learn what stresses Miles Gray.
The world, the world, the world.
Talking about the world, the world.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Chrissy Yamaguchi, man. Thank you for that. about the world. The world.
Chrissy Yamaguchi, man.
Thank you for that one.
You know what I mean? It's true.
The world is stressful, but the fact that we can jump on these mics and talk that
shit, that y'all can listen and laugh
and shit, it makes it better. But thank you
at Waffle House. Makes it worse for me,
but yeah, definitely better for you guys.
Well, Miles, we are thrilled.
Definitely worse for you.
Your fingernails,
honestly, I would cut them, Jack. Your fingernails
are wild long.
Let me see those.
No, they're chewed off.
Those are Guinness.
I have tiny nail beds, and I always keep them
tight because of my anxiety.
I always notice that when I'm on vacation is the only time that my nails get long.
Because I stop chewing them off.
With my skin tan and my nails long, looking like I'm on vacation.
We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the brilliant and talented comedian,
Sarah Jones.
Hello, guys.
What's up?
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you, what the fuck?
What's been going down since they tried to do Nyan Cat as an NFT?
Yeah.
I can't talk about that, dude.
Oh.
What do you mean?
Like legally?
Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. That's what I like to hear. I can't talk about that dude What do you mean like legally? Yeah
Oh hell yeah
That's what I like to hear that was the answer I was hoping for
We can't talk about that
The mood straight changed
The kiss to the thumbs down
Yeah
Do we have to cut us even asking you out?
No no
You just can't
We'll leave it there
I got no news right. We'll leave it there. All right.
I got no news right now.
Okay.
We'll leave it there.
No news.
That's the end of the podcast, guys.
No more news.
There it is.
Well, thanks so much.
Where can people find you?
Yeah, no problem.
I'm on Instagram.
What's new, though?
You know, lawyer stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
I love to talk to my lawyer.
I'm,
uh,
I'm chilling.
I,
uh,
no more Dodger.
Uh,
I was working at the Dodger stadium vaccination site.
It's gone now.
Right.
Today is,
I believe the final day.
RIP Dodger stadium vaccination site run by core headed by Sean Penn.
Thank you,
Sean Penn for being my boss.
What was it like?
What was he good as a boss? Pretty chill?
He sent us a really long email
the second day that I worked there, and
everybody ignored it, and that's when I knew
it was a good place to work.
How many times did he mention El Chapo?
When I was...
Yeah. When I was with Chapo.
Constantly. Constantly. Whoa, what?
For real, though, I did
see him walking around, and he would have a pack of American Spirits
sticking out of his pocket.
I was like, this guy keeps it real.
Yeah.
And he wants you to know it.
He does.
And I saw it, and I knew it.
Unforgivable, that Kid Rock video.
Unfortunately.
Oh, where they come to that meeting of the minds.
Where they come together, yeah.
Was that like 2016?
Was that in the lead up to the the election or right after the inauguration?
I thought it was 2012.
Oh, yeah.
So they presaged this.
Good for them.
They knew that America was bad.
They knew that we'd be able to come together just over some drinks in Malibu.
Who knew that a couple multi-multi-millionaires could come together.
It's a truly wonderful thing.
It's very inspiring for all of us.
Yeah.
Or anyone seeking to make branded content.
Yes.
Well, sorry, Jim.
We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.
This is the biggest news in my life that I've had revealed to me.
There are five different McDonald's eggs.
One is by far better.
I'm going to be able to put this into action immediately.
Wait, for all versions of how they have an egg?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Exactly.
No, Miles.
There's five different hens that lay the McDonald's eggs.
Yes, this is what I mean.
And each one lays a different kind of egg, and these are the ur-hens. And they live in Alabama. So what's the difference between different hens that lay the McDonald's eggs. And each one lays a different kind of egg. And these are the ur hens.
And they live in Alabama.
So what's the difference between the hens?
They live in Alabama.
And they just lay them directly into pneumatic tubes.
And they just go shoot out all to the different.
Five birds.
One of them is baby hen.
Sporty hen.
Sugar hen.
Ginger hen.
And scary hen.
McMuffin hen. McMuffin hen, yeah. Did you hen, ginger hen, and scary hen. And McMuffin hen.
And McMuffin hen, yeah.
Did you just get called one Syria?
No, sporty, scary.
Scary hen. And Syria.
Not Syrian.
Yeah.
I was just going to say, and Syria.
That's another one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about just where things are in the U.S. around commentary around
Israel and Palestine.
I thought we were going for eggs. I thought we were going to do
another egg thing. An egg episode?
Well, I thought you were going to do things
in the commentary around... I was like, eggs,
eggs, eggs. It's going to be eggs.
Israel, Palestine.
Ugh!
Eggs rail.
We'll talk about how... Palace fried. Ugh. Eggs rail. Oh, boy. We'll talk about how.
Palace fried.
Pochastack.
I mean, I'm just going to let it go until you run out.
Thanks.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Thanks, Jack.
Oh, that was good.
We'll talk about.
That was beautiful.
No, that was really good.
Cut this all out.
Justin. Never. out. Justin, erase this all.
Never, Justin.
We're going to talk about how people are being vaccinated in online dating sites.
We'll talk about the main event is, of course, that there's another Quincy Jones interview.
Yes.
We'll talk about Law & Order, SVU, possibly saving a little girl.
And we'll talk about Gwyneth Paltrow's exploding vagina candles trademark.
All of that, plenty more.
But first, Sarge, we'd like to ask our guest,
what is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are?
I am, as usual, Googling rich people who own land in
California. And so I was reading a little bit about Arabella Huntington, one of the former
richest women in California, along with my other favorite former richest woman in California,
Sarah Winchester, owner and designer of Winchester Mystery House. I mean, these women,
they had no jobs and they had all their dead husband's money.
So, you know, they made enormous houses with stairs that go to nowhere.
Or if you're Arabella, you just like collect art and jewelry and insist on a huge garden
that then becomes a public thing after you die.
Yeah, that's kind of I love the huntington gardens yeah it's really
cool i'm like thank you wealthy person for allowing this place to be a a park i gotta pay 30 bucks to
get into but it is yeah it is really nice to go it kind of it works out well it's so nice to go
there and then you realize that this whole thing was once just like one rich family's home yeah
feels good it feels good that you're there feels like a trespassing even though you paid 30 yeah
you're like wait this whole asia section with the chinese pavilion and japanese tea this is some
motherfuckers backyard from 70 years ago you're like there's like hundreds of people on the
grounds and everybody is so far apart everybody's taking pictures and it's like wow this really used to be like one rich lady's
yard right what did the where'd the huntington dough come from what do you mean the huntington
the huntingtons yeah like what's their what the families yeah where'd the wealth come from uh
railroads railroads and uh collis collis huntington was a one of those guys who came
over was like wow there's a lot of money to be made uh laying rail and blowing up mountains
and i'm about to make it so yeah he's a railroad guy simpler times uh yeah yeah now we gotta go
viral on tiktok with a cool dance or something cancel culture ruined everything uh you used to
be able to just go go to a place that wasn't a
state yet and just chip away at all of their rocks and find the shiny bits and take them and leave
yeah and be like who are these who are these other people that are here i don't know ignore
them just kind of force them out with weapons or something yeah it doesn't matter but uh you know
now now what do we get miles mr potato head is gone yeah right truly direct line direct line direct line wait slippery
slope where vanderbilt's also the railroad like was everybody railroad was railroad just the
like basically the social media platform of the day yes uh shipping and railroads was also
yeah vanderbilt the original the the first rich Vanderbilt was a
shipping and railroad guy. And Hearst.
Yeah. All those. Hearst was
newspaper. Publishing. Yeah.
Hearst didn't really make much money in
railroads. I thought that
was just one of the things. I thought it was
like the
media arm. He was smart.
Yeah, maybe. So overwhelming
because he's got a castle. People got
Have you been to Huntington Gardens though, Jack?
Is that different from
Pasadena? Yeah, yeah. I have been
there for the light show.
No, that was that
parking lot rave I told you to meet me at.
There's like a mausoleum and
a library and there's like a lot of
Huntington things.
Yeah, yeah. yeah sorry I'm now
looking up George Hearst
American businessman and miner
uh and oh
but I think he was
William Randolph
Hest no yeah his his dad was
a miner his dad was a
gold guy yeah yeah
he was born in a locked cabin it's all
earth fucking no matter what yeah at a certain point it's like yeah
i fucked the earth and okay whether i blew mountains up or took a bunch of minerals and
shit that's what i was yeah is descanso gardens different it is it's another different garden
like la canada flintridge no no that's that's also in Pasadena. Yeah. Is it, technically?
Yep.
Oh, shit.
Because it's in that very odd border section of the county.
No, it's La Cunada, Flintridge.
They call it...
Is it?
Yeah.
Descanso's very nice, but it's a lot smaller than the Huntington.
Yeah.
It feels like if the Huntingtons were on welfare, they would have made this castle gardens.
So I've been to the broke ass version of the Huntington.
I've been to the cheap Huntington.
Yes.
Yeah.
Kroger brand Huntington Gardens.
Kirkland signature Huntington Gardens.
That's right.
What is something you think is overrated?
I have been I've been watching Grey's Anatomy for the first time.
It's not overrated. That's not
what I'm saying. Do not jump
on me, men.
It's good.
It's very good. Grey's Anatomy's
favorite. Number one
fan base. Number one enemy.
Although they would be the ones who would be like,
what are you talking about?
Name three storylines. name three storylines name three guys that died right so i'm on i'm now on season five of gray's anatomy
if anybody is there please don't spoil it for me but my favorite character just joined the army and
that's overrated you guys that's it that's all that's going on in my life my favorite character
on gray's anatomy joined the army i have nothing else going on in my life my favorite character on grace anatomy joined the
army i have nothing else going on and what you're just not cool looking motherfucker
i'm like it's what year is it when this came it was like 2008 i mean what a time to have your
character join the army and do all these episodes where you're like it's good to join the army right what was the point of this is a character a doctor joining yeah he's joining the army to
be a doctor in the army isn't that like 2010 because he was so because he was so compelled
to be but it was like oh you wanted to offer his services to the military? In season five, there's a new character
who's like, I was a trauma surgeon in the military
and then everybody in my platoon died and they
sent me back. So now I work in Seattle
and then he makes it sound good
or something. They have to do
a crossover with the guy who plays Matt Saracen
on Friday Night Lights.
They have a lot of Friday Night Lights actors show up
on Grey's Anatomy, which is interesting.
It's sort of like the
old Hollywood studio thing where they would just be like,
you're my actor. I put you in every show.
So they just have
Coach Taylor shows up to special guests
on Grey's Anatomy at some point. It's awesome.
There's even an audience track that's like,
Woo!
There's cheerleaders
sometimes in the OR. It's weird.
Did somebody say full hearts?
no I really have heart failure
I have full heart
I'm having heart failure
please my heart is full
my heart is full of plaque
can't pump
can't pump
can't pump sorry
clear eyes full hearts can't pump. Can't pump. Full hearts can't pump. Can't pump, sorry. Clear eyes, full hearts can't pump.
Cool, yeah.
Cool skin because I'm dying.
Yes.
It's upsetting to me.
I don't know if he's really going to go
or maybe they'll bring him back.
But you know what?
It's overrated, dude.
I don't like when characters on TV...
They're doctors.
They're supposed to be
doctors in america you know sure do you see what i mean does anybody else feel betrayed i feel
betrayed it's very 2010 though that it was very 2010 that that was seen as like the cool thing
because like it was early obama people were like you know the we did it things are good you know we did it we did it two years
two years into a huge recession we were like let's send more doctors yeah around the world
i feel like it was like america like mainstream american culture was a bunch of like west wing
fans who were just like yes i love that West Wing hate is becoming mainstream now.
Yeah.
But so that was how they wrote them off the show.
They were just like,
I don't know.
I haven't gotten to join the army.
I think so.
It feels like old school.
I can't really ship them out.
Sorry,
guys.
I'm shipping off.
I'm going to go be a coffee farmer in Indonesia.
That's how I would write you off this show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Miles left the show.
He had to go farm coffee in Indonesia.
He's out.
Yeah, he's out.
Sorry, guys.
You know, that was always his dream.
That was always his dream.
We established that early on.
And guys, don't read the stuff on Twitter where he's saying there's some kind of contract dispute.
That has nothing to do with it.
The character Miles from this show
loved to grow coffee, and that's
where he went. That's right.
I don't know. I guess his Instagram shows he's still in LA
and he's ranting. I don't know.
But in our hearts, he's in Indonesia. In our hearts,
in my story, in my fanfic,
Miles is in Indonesia right now.
What is something you think is
underrated?
I think it's underrated, and this is again Grey's Anatomy related,. What is something you think is underrated? I think
it's underrated, and this is again
Grey's Anatomy related, and that is all you will be
getting from me today is Grey's Anatomy content.
So I hope you like it. It is
underrated that
I really like that
men have to be hot now.
That's nice that that standard
has now been applied to all
genders. It's just that everybody has to be hot because it used to be that if you were watching a movie and they introduced a guy, you couldn't tell if he was supposed to be hot until you heard the music cue or saw the main character's reaction.
Because a lot of the time they would present you with like a really average looking guy.
Right.
Not an ugly guy.
Just a regular looking guy. Some an ugly guy just a regular looking
guy uncle yeah but then the characters would be like oh he's fine or whatever you know and you'd
have to see that to know because they were just like yeah we can't find any hot guys we just don't
know where to find them or the now or the white guy who like the white cis heterosexual guy who like was directing the
movie just like didn't give a shit i was like that guy's probably hot right yeah this guy's fine or
the director's like the guy can't be hotter than me because i want to think i can fuck these people
in my mind right yeah like also like where would we be without this move? Someone lowering their glasses? Yeah, we'd be nowhere.
To be like, excuse him?
That's practically a letter.
Mom had some sunglasses, just pulled some shades from the ether.
I've got all kinds of props around here.
We can do a terrible improv scene.
Mustaches.
Wait, now he has giant scissors?
What are you doing with those giant scissors?
Cut it out, Jack.
I felt like on Sex and the City, though, too,
that's when I would always see like normcore ass dudes
and they're like, oh, fuck.
And I'm like, what, can he have a suit and he's a lawyer?
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
But it took their reaction for me to say like,
oh, that's what's hot.
For you to understand what's supposed to be hot.
Actually, now that you say that,
I think about the confusion that overcame me as like a pubescent boy being like this is what
they're feeling like this is what's hot i'm like oh i'm in trouble then because i'm not i don't
look like some fucking little league coach well sometimes i would see that and I would be like, am I hot?
I'm hotter than that guy.
I don't think I'm hot, but if that's the standard, but there is a completely
different standard for girls and guys.
Now we have YouTube
beauty tutorials. Nobody
has an excuse to not know what to put
on their face. Nobody has an excuse.
How to alter your face with paints, how to
moisturize your skin, how to dress.
All this information is on the internet now.
And it's also
thanks to a lot of people
working very hard, there's more people
of color on TV, so you don't just
have to go with the best looking white guy.
Now you can go with the best
looking any race guy,
which really widens your field to
the hottest of the hot yeah yeah i mean
reggae jean from uh fucking what's the bridgerton bridgerton i remember getting a fight with her
majesty i was like yo like you think i could be i could be in a show like him and she's like hell
no i was like thank you for keeping it 100, though.
I get it.
He's beautiful.
Anna is yelling in the chat to be hornier when we talk about him.
I am horny.
This is the most specific note we've ever gotten from Anna as our producer.
Be hornier.
Anna is consistent with this one.
She's like, if we're talking reggae, John, get the horniness up.
Right. Hold on. I'm going to my zoom recorder and turning up the horny dial difficult to identify
with when you're talking about him and just not not being horny look you're either gonna get
horny you're gonna get down on yourself i i turned off my sploosh mic so you can't hear yeah yeah
what's going on that's right the sploosh mic that we do usually ask that uh all guests have a
sploosh mic yeah you know just it's a lob it's a lob it's a label of it's a lot of clips in my
like omni mics of these in nfl games on the sidelines
focused sound no matter what it's just a mic i shove up there and uh it's channel two but uh i turned it
down i turned it way down brought my production people out there all right let's take a quick
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And we're back. And also I just want to say that like as bad as it was in the 90s and early aughts
go back and watch commercials from like the 70s of the sorts of dudes who would appear because it was just like dad core like mustaches and like it was so dominated by
like just dads like dad going to the gym was really niche you know dad bod was the only bod
right it was it or it's like default like i have like a physical job and i'm not eating as much
processed food so my body looks different by virtue of like work culture and what the foods
that are available.
Cause there are times like I look at like my dad or my uncles,
I'm like,
damn,
we all were like fucking fit and shit.
Like the fuck was going on?
Like we just,
we were poor and we didn't,
we made our own food and like we worked like physical shit.
Like we moved shit around.
I don't know.
We weren't doing shit.
Made our own food.
Is it? That's the whole thing. It's made our. I don't know. We weren't doing shit. Made our own food is it.
That's the whole thing.
Made our own food and lifted bricks.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We did labor and ate.
We weren't eating a bunch of chips all day.
I'm like, okay, leave my chips alone.
Yeah.
We weren't sitting in front of a fucking mic all day,
running our mouths miles. Yeah.
Talking about non-fuckable tolkien's or whatever you were
talking about talking about terpenes and zeitgeists all right let's talk real quick uh just something
to kind of send you off on your day uh as you're listening to this if you're driving by mickey d's
you get that breakfast sandwich pay their workers that they first pay their workers more. Yeah, first demand they pay their workers a little bit of wage.
Don't cross the picket line if there is one.
But, so the takeout was pointing out that apparently there are five different types of eggs that McDonald's serve with their breakfast sandwiches.
Makes sense.
And the easy, quick version is just ask for a round egg.
quick version is just ask for a round egg if you're getting a breakfast sandwich that's the one that's like a freshly cracked egg poured into the round egg stencil or whatever ring yeah
yeah and the other versions are like the square egg that's folded like a pamphlet
no the there's also scrambled eggs but those all come in liquid form they arrive at the
mcdonald's in liquid form so the only way to get a freshly cracked egg poured into an egg stencil
is from at is by asking for the round egg at first i was shocked by this news but i realized my mouth
had already guided me to the proper decision because i i've i love the breakfast look i'm oh fuck i love the breakfast
okay it's a coveted item for me but always whether it was the deluxe breakfast those scrambled eggs
just weren't didn't feel right right that folded sheet scrambled thing nah mcmuffin is where i'm at
yeah so mcmuffins naturally have these i think the I think the sausage McMuffins have these as well.
The scrambled egg, though, comes with a lot of the bread.
It comes with the biscuit breakfast sandwiches.
It comes with the McGriddles.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
What is this?
A damn McDonald's commercial?
Yeah.
Let's talk about Israel and Palestine, Jack.
Okay, guys.
All right.
Make me feel like an asshole for giving people.
Stop trying to avoid talking about Israel and Palestine, Jack.
I'm just saying.
Anything else?
What do you guys think of Burger King?
Have you tried Burger King's breakfast sandwich?
I'm just saying.
All right. Yeah. tried burger king's breakfast sandwich i'm just saying all right yeah so i feel like this time
the conversation around israel and palestine has been noteworthy for comparatively how willing
people are to openly criticize israel in the mainstream media but there's I feel like the pushback began towards the end of last week.
The AP just fired a young reporter after a couple of weeks for being an active member of the pro-Palestinian group's Jewish Voice for Peace and Students for Justice in Palestine at Stanford University.
A right wing group, Stanford College Republicansans started a complaint campaign against her those
are my favorite guys yeah stanford republicans yeah look earth fucker 2.0 yeah stanford himself
earth fucker yeah cnn had a pakistani diplomat on and got his thoughts on the situation, and he was throwing out all sorts of anti-Semitic tropes.
There was a protest and counter-protest in Times Square
that ended in violence,
and it was covered as anti-Semitic hate crime.
So, I don't know.
It's starting to, I think, turn
just how the mainstream media is covering it.
And it is, I is i mean yeah there's
obviously anti-semitism in the country it's just frustrating that it gets conflated conflated with
criticism of an apartheid state and war crimes like those are unrelated things and i i it seemed
like we were starting the conversation at a place that recognized that. And now more and more that is being lost or kind of fog backlash is a good thing. You know, I don't like that there have been hate crimes, like an uptick in anti-Semitic hate crimes.
But it does seem like people are starting to understand on a like on a very broad general scale that Zionism and Judaism are different and that one is a political ideology and one is a religion.
And that that is one of the
big issues here and kind of where all of the violence is coming in is people who still conflate
zionism with judaism and think jews are bad right right yeah it's even wild too because you think
in february right facebook was getting in a lot of heat because they were trying to put Zionism as like a term that would be interpreted as hate speech.
Like in terms of weird take away critiques of Zionism, where people would talk about, you know, have a critical take on Zionism and like, oh, this has been flagged.
And it's like, wait, hold on.
And you see just sort of how-
Well, it's because sometimes people use Zionist
as a code word for Jew.
Absolutely, right, of course.
Absolutely.
When they're being anti-Semitic,
which is not helpful.
Right.
I think this is, it's the same thing that even happens
in any sort of debate that begins over oppression
and racial inequality or racism
that the hegemonic class or the oppressive class or group can find
ways to begin distorting it to actually like we're seeing now conflate things like yeah because it's
it's absolutely abhorrent to for this to turn into attacks against just jewish people off the
strength you're like what is i'm so what no like if we're trying to advocate for the people of
palestine who are you know being colonized and killed and we want we no longer want our government to have a hand in this and maybe pump the brakes on sending all these checks over.
Because as we understand it, to the ceasefire seemed like it may have been conditioned on some things like, don't worry, we're going to get some money over to you on a second.
Right. Just can you agree to this ceasefire?
Because Republicans have been pushing more like they're like, we need to get this money over to you all in a second. Right. Just can you agree to this ceasefire? Right. Because Republicans have been pushing more,
like they're like, we need to get this money over there.
We need to get this.
It's all, but yes, to your point,
it is becoming more nuanced.
And even like the fact that even on when Netanyahu went on CBS,
that anchor John Dickerson straight up was like,
oh, hold up.
Are you just like bombing them because you failed to form a government
like four times and you're uh facing
a corruption trial is this maybe why you're doing this this seems like a pattern with you
bb and that was like i was like oh shit really wow corporate uh media like that gonna ask a
pointed question like that so i think yeah there is this whether it's people who felt that it was
just like with anti-black racism in this country was like a thing.
It's like, well, if you start talking about it, you would be looked at as like a disturbance in a company that wasn't really interested in racial justice.
And now I'm sure for journalists who have been who have traveled, who have seen things with their own eyes,
they're like, I feel like I have to be actually be able to talk about this.
Like this. Well, it's I think one thing that's important in this story is that it's not just that she's a journalist, which is probably which is like really huge. But I think some of the most passionate activism that I have seen for Palestine has been on behalf of American Jews like this reporter who have family in Israel, have been to Israel, have seen Israel, have
sometimes experienced Palestine and Gaza and the West Bank.
But some of them have only had sheltered experiences that they know, and some of them have supported
Palestine because they have seen it again with their own eyes.
And that's something that I think is is really upsetting to
see, you know, to have your community turn against you because you're speaking out about something
that you think is right. And it's really, really hard for American Jews who have been raised with
a lot of, you know, propaganda given to them about israel is and what it represents for them and
you know and to to see a genocide happening and to speak out against it even though it means that
your community might call you a traitor is i can't imagine how hard that is and it just makes me so
upset to see people who do this getting backlash from Stanford Republicans.
Right. For a take as simple as like, I'm looking at this.
This looks like the worst kind of oppression I've seen.
I've been taught my whole life to understand what the beginning of a genocide looks like.
And I'm seeing it. Right right right they got they also pulled
out an old tweet where she described sheldon addison as a naked mall rat looking billionaire
which is where's the lie yeah that is the most objectively true thing that i've ever heard in my
life like that just means she's a good journalist more j more Java-y, you know, if I'm going to split hairs.
But either way.
Any Sheldon Adelson slander is completely justified and fine.
Anti-Semitism is real, but he's the worst.
Yes.
All right.
Let's talk about where we're at with the vaccination nation.
We're having to get creative to encourage people to get out here and uh get some vaccine in their
arm we got these we got to squeeze these margins out man we got to get these numbers across the
line because you know shit's stalled out right because i don't know people are still fucking
worried about getting a shot that could spread that stopped the spread of a virus that's currently
destroying india um but you know don't worry
because you want to live through the prism of whatever's happening right in front of you that
makes the other shit fake or whatever um i just want to say it makes my arm hurt okay it hurt
hurt my arm or yeah they're like but but it modifies your rna i'm like do you know can okay
break that down for me right now.
But, okay, let's move on.
Oh, they will, though.
They'll break it down for you in just the most bullshit confusing terms.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, in a way that even a doctor would just be like, what the fuck are you even saying?
If you start off being like, okay, look, RFK Jr., now I know what you're going to say.
Right.
I really want to say, though, I saw a lady on TikTok who is anti-vax,
and she uses the hashtag, my DNA is sovereign.
And it's like, bitch, your DNA is literally changed by things that happen to you.
It is not sovereign, and you are not in charge of it.
That cell phone probably changed your DNA.
Yeah.
Let's be real.
But no, I don't want to read a study like that that
would then broaden my understanding of even the narrow version of the take i'm going after however
i do want to say this uh because of this because of the vaccine thing stalling out and some people
are inconvenient some people are just straight up anti-vax whatever or ignorant too because i've
actually realized there's staggering amount of people who
simply have not given it any thought right so i have other friends who are treating it like it's
like like ps6 is about to come out they're like oh well you know i don't want that and then the
new one you know like i want the latest one i'm like yo let's be real i want vaccine 2.7. Yeah, okay. You're like, after the firmware update.
Fine.
Anyway.
You're going to wait in line for it like some sheeple.
Just wait until all the craze dies down, and then you can go to the Apple store and get it.
Yeah, then you can get a bunch of them, and then you can resell them.
You just get eight in your arm, and then you go and you take it out with a syringe when you get home and resell it on eBay.
Yeah. So make my arm look like a hedgehog.
I just want to help this, though, to help people because a lot of again, people are ignorant.
Some people just don't know. Some people even given it thought.
A lot of the dating apps are now offering perks.
Yeah. For users on there to have like on vax badges.
You know what I mean? Like we could could kiss raw no mask and help people just
kind of realize that this whole thing isn't some gigantic you know like risk you're taking
yeah the vaccine not online dating because that shit is a fucking nightmare yeah but so you have
tinder hinge match ok cupid blk chispa plenty of fish bumble the list goes on special bennies
vaccination badges tinder is
allowing vaccinated people to get free premium content like a super like oh shit it also adds
people to have like a getting vaxxed or vaccine save live stickers to their profiles the same
thing ok cupid will help like it'll they'll boost your profile if you if you're vaccinated and i
don't know how the fuck they're verifying that. You could just Photoshop something for all I know.
But on top of that, right, they found on OkCupid,
they say, according to our research,
people who are vaccinated or plan to get vaccinated
receive 14% more matches than people
who don't plan to get vaccinated.
That sounds like a straight up lie,
but I like the energy.
Why do you think that's a lie?
I don't, I mean, it just feels like such a,
like a hard carrot on a stick.
I'm not saying it is or isn't, but it's a very good compelling where you're saying like,
hey man, people that get vaccinated, fuck more.
Yeah.
I'd be like, okay.
Okay.
Cupid has always been unapologetically just like digging into the data that they find
out and being like, oh, you guys are racist.
Uh, Like just openly
like telling people shit about themselves.
Yeah, OkCupid is like, oh yeah, we matched you guys because you're
both kind of racist.
It works.
Yeah, in a way, maybe the people who don't
get vaccinated will have better matches.
Right, because that's
a very specific vibe.
How are you not going to have something in common with someone
who's also anti-vax? They're going to be like racist right like i'm just anti-vax yeah but but i mean
it's a small like what come on now it's a smaller portion of the population though right religious
ones you got your q anon ones you got your uh your luddites right you know not not literal
luddites but you know luddite mentality and mentality. And then you got your sneakerheads who are the ones that are waiting for the new one.
And, you know, there's a lot of reasons, Jack.
It's a diverse community.
The sneakerhead.
The sneakerhead anti-vaxxers.
There's rich guys.
You know, there's actors.
Yeah.
There's LeBron.
But the other thing, what's interesting is last last week there was a huge pro publica
investigation into like the dating apps and like okay cupid too about how they are terrible at
resolving like claims of sexual assault oh that's good so it's interesting that within a week it's
like the new headline involving them was like yeah we're on the vaccine train man we'll make
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did as a podcast was just a story about a quincy jones interview miles interpreted a bunch of
quincy jones's statements yeah that was our 80th episode wow and we're at what a thousand you're interested episode 80 where it was you
me and jakeese that's right that's right all right so this time he is talking about all the
racism he experienced in his career but it's a quincy jones interview so like yeah there's just
gems there's questions and yeah he answers a couple about how Truman Capote was racist.
And when he was touring films, the racism he encountered.
Because they're like, you hired a Negro?
But this film doesn't have Negroes in it.
And you're like, he's a fucking...
What?
So, yes.
We should just...
What were some of the things that he covered in the first one?
The first one was he dated Ivanka.
Yeah.
What? That she wanted to date him yeah what does she wanted to date him she wanted to date him and he would just say all these kinds of out-of-pocket
stories and then do these hard pivots yes and it got him in a lot of trouble with his daughters
like kadada and rashida jones were like dad the fucking interview is a meme now because
you're saying like you like brazilian music is like a meme now when it comes to Quincy Jones.
Because I forget what he said.
It's like just something wild.
And he's like, anyway, you like Brazilian music?
It's like, you just said something about you think you know who killed JFK.
Yeah, that's right.
And it was like, because it was the mob.
You like Brazilian music?
Like, it was like, whoa, okay.
So he, look, my man's damn near 90 so he's he keeps it he still keeps
it really honest keeps it funky let have they ever given a pulitzer for the subject of an interview
because i feel like he could yeah because also you think about how this man's career like what
it spanned you know and he like you know like worked like i think he wrote fly me to the moon and shit had the first song ever played on the moon like he's he's there's no one
heavier than quincy jones like when it comes to music that's why a lot of people were upset when
fat joe was like dj khaled is the new quincy jones and people like uh sir out of here sir
please have every seat and lean back out of the conversation.
So, okay.
I want to talk about just a few tidbits because these are good.
The first one, we'll deal with racism and the rest probably won't.
This first question, did you ever work with Elvis?
No, I wouldn't work with him.
Why not?
I was writing for orchestra leader Tommy Dorsey.
Oh, God.
Back in the 50s.
And Elvis came in and Tommy said, I don't want to play with him. He was a racist mother. I'm going to I'm going to shut up now. But every time I saw Elvis, he was being coached by Otis Blackwell telling him how to sing, basically saying, like, yeah, this black man was helping Otis or helping Elvis, you know, steal a culture. And then another question. What's your secret to recognizing talent?
He talks about how he heard Billie Holiday and things.
He said, I want a singer that after 15 seconds of hearing them,
I know exactly who they are.
Because singers have that kind of identification or not.
And I work with all of them.
I worked with Billie Holiday at 14.
God.
What did you learn from Billie?
What did I learn from Billie?
Oh, my God.
Stay away from heroin.
She could barely get to the stage, man.
She could barely walk on the stage.
But Bobby Tucker was like my brother.
What?
The band leader for Billie Holiday.
But like, he just leaves these answers.
Such like perfect old guy shit.
What'd you learn from Billie Holiday?
You said, you treat her like a dare class?
Fucking Billie Holiday. don't don't
touch that heroin um okay he says then they go but I like that Bobby though yeah love love Bobby
Tucker like a brother uh then they talk about you know his mother he goes on to say he was he was
really fine in his solitude because when he was younger his mother was put into a hospital because
she had dementia precox and that was he he said he had he'd never had a mother since he was younger, his mother was put into a hospital because she had dementia precox.
And that was he said he had he'd never had a mother since he was seven years old.
And he's been searching ever since.
I think the quote from that.
It's like insightful.
Then then the interviewer asks, have you ever been in therapy?
Hell no.
But something like dementia precox.
Boy, that's tough.
Oh, my God.
We went out to that manteno state
hospital when she went in he's talking about his mom that first day we went a patient was up on a
chair with a bowl with feces in it she doodied in it and she was telling all the patients you
shall have no pie you shall have no pie okay thank you that even whether it was the aggressive
hell no or this other anecdote again painting a picture like
saying it's so good that after saying something like really insightful about his own like uh
lifelong search for a mother and the person's like oh so you've been to therapy hell no hell
no and then he says like problematic stuff be like yeah this woman's duty in a bowl you know
what i mean shit was wild like hold on quincy please quincy then he goes on this another quote is fucking amazing um he talks
about he says you know we've got to learn everything about music because this is the most
fantastic magical gift i mean people cannot live without music or water you know that could you
live without music i don't want to what sign are you the interviewerer says, I'm a Leo.
That's great.
I'm Pisces, Leo rising in the Scorpio moon.
Everything I need got me feeling so horny.
I've had Leo girlfriends.
Boy, oh boy, they don't play.
Whoa.
Who is interviewing him?
I want to hang out.
I want to hang out with him.
I mean, that energy, Seth Abramovich is the one interviewing him so horny then just this one last thing again you know like even
when he talks about like sort of that he can understand his own experiences with like mental
health and how that relates to his mother he then has a really interesting take about racial
racism so what did you think about all the george floyd
protests last summer he said it's been coming a long time man people have been turning their
heads the other way uh but it's all the same to me misogyny racism you have to be taught how to
hate somebody it doesn't come naturally i don't think i don't think so unless you've been trained
i just think it's such a bad habit these racists oh my god asians how the hell do you get mad at an asian girl
quincy the fuck is you saying man shut the fuck up bro oh my god that's that old school shit
where i ain't gonna get mad at an asian girl that's not racism quincy i mean that's but okay
so the interview is also like chock full of just you again you see
he talks about how he wasn't fucking with donnie osmond because he didn't want people knowing he
was working with donnie osmond and when he told it to oprah he said he killed the deal
oh really i told you not to be telling people we were working
he wasn't really feeling it that he was working with Donny Osmond. That's so fucking funny, man.
Wow.
So, yeah, he's back at it again.
The fucking, the man who spans, what, at this point, 17 decades, if we're using Andrew Giuliani math.
Yeah, yeah.
I still haven't figured out the math on how Andrew Giuliani has been.
I still haven't figured out the math on how Andrew Giuliani has been.
It's 35.
35, but has touched five decades.
Has been in politics for five decades, even though this is the very first political thing he's ever done.
I mean, it's because we're barely through another decade and he was born on the tail end of one.
Right. He doesn't have to fill, you know, we went over.
He's had experience in politics.
Since three.
What was it?
Within five decades.
Right.
And his experience started when his dad first started flirting with his mom to have that affair that eventually led to.
Right.
That's experience.
Yeah, that is experience.
I don't know where you come from, but where I come from, what your parents do is uh also you wait just one other
thing when when he talked about how horny he was about being a school like his sign
they said the brahms are some horny signs do you can do you consult an astrologist he said i study
with john glenn the astronaut he said he took me aside and decided to teach me about astrology
from an astronaut's point of view
and what he said yo that shit's bullshit i've been up in that and fucking what the fuck you
talking about worry about astrology like i studied with him and he said that shit is bullshit i mean
i don't know i i made that part i studied with john glenn mean i had a conversation with john
glenn yeah right well he was probably like hey man you ever fuck a Scorpio
all the time Quincy
he's like my man ha ha alright
we studied together I
graduated oh yeah man
we had a menage with
a Pan Am flight attendant
oh man
got me feeling so horny.
Got me feeling...
He's talking about his own...
I love it, though.
Leo rising, Scorpio, got me feeling so horny.
Everything I need.
Those are some hot signs.
I know Scorpio's...
I've had some fire relationships with Scorpio's.
Not always good.
Scorpio girlfriends, boy, oh, boy, they don't play.
They don't play. They don't play. They don't play.
They don't play.
They'll scratch your eyes out.
Gotta wear eye protection like Kurt Rambis.
The passion of the Pisces.
The narcissism of the Leo.
And the horniness of the
Scorp.
All in one very old man.
One old man who will
regale you with stories about Frank Sinatra's fucking habits.
Wait, is that in this interview?
No, but I just feel like, you know.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I feel like we got to we got to try and get Quincy to do a podcast and just be like, yo.
That's what I'm saying.
I can't believe his kids want him to stop doing this.
Yeah, this is in print.
This is awesome.
And like, and this means that you don't have to
sit around and listen to him ramble because literally reporters want to do it so this is
the best case scenario for the child of a very old person yes and these are great stories and
we love to hear them in this i'll sit down i'll like i'll be like yeah quincy here man let me smirk another blunt quincy jones book or oral history right i mean if somebody's not
writing the book with him right now they're they're making a mistake the publishing industry
is leaving money on the table i'm sure somebody had that idea it could be anyone because it seems
like he trusts any person interviewing right it could be fucking anybody. What sign are you? Is the screening question.
Yeah, what sign are you?
Oh, Sagittarian?
Hell no.
Y'all heads in the clouds.
I can't fuck with you.
All right.
Let's talk about Law & Order SVU.
Being a fan might have saved this little girl's life.
She was waiting at a bus stop for the school bus, I think, and playing with blue slime.
And someone tried to kidnap her.
I'm going to play this news clip,
because just hearing all of this just sounds unreal.
So yes, like Jack was saying,
someone attempted to kidnap this 11-year-old girl,
and she fled, and they were able to apprehend
the attempted kidnapper
because of something she learned from SVU.
It led to the suspect, 11-year-old Alyssa Bonal, who fought off her knife-wielding abductor,
had the presence of mind to mark her attacker.
She was playing with blue slime when he grabbed her, and she made sure to wipe some of it on him.
That trick gave investigators just the evidence they needed.
The suspect, when we caught him, had blue slime all over his own arms.
She got the idea from her favorite TV show.
Me and my mom watched Ron Over's funeral.
And we would see what would happen, what to do.
So she was saying, we watch SVU all the time. I see him on kidnappingsnap, what to do. Today.
So she was saying we watch SVU all the time.
I see him on kidnappings, like what to do.
And she was just giving it up to SVU for giving her the presence of mind to like leave the attempted attacker with some kind of mark or something.
That's beautiful.
Unbelievable.
That fucking rules.
Yeah.
Or, you know, like, I don't't if you're if you're a smart parent i mean look if you're playing with that blue slime the shit might have been all over
your hands anyway and if you're fighting somebody off you may be getting it on them by virtue of
fighting them off now i'm not trying to tape d d hero five this child but i just know i wouldn't
have the fucking presence of mind like that to be like here we go i had like i'm i'm like an ink pack on like a
stolen bag of cash from a bank right and i will work the thief yeah every true crime fan is is
feeling justified today they're like right oh yeah it works i know if i were kidnapped everybody who
loves true crime has thought so many times about what they would do if someone tried to murder them. And,
uh,
and they're prepared.
And this girl got to,
got to carry out a plan and,
uh,
you love to see it.
That,
or like,
I feel like in like taken when she like calls out,
she gives descriptions of the abductors like over the phone.
Like that was,
that was a moment I saw moving.
Oh,
that's smart.
Okay.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
I love to see that.
Let me know. Thanks for that's smart. Okay. Taken. Let me know.
Thanks for that tip.
Stupid.
Thanks bro.
That was the last moment I was like,
okay.
You've got an open phone line with a guy with a particular set of skills.
Yeah.
That is important to know.
Instead,
I'll just go live on IG and hope my followers know what I'm trying to do.
Yeah.
But shout,
shout out to,
to that young person. Yeah yeah mariska hargitay
was bigging her up too she's like yo love to see it you'd love to see it she i mean the the fighting
him off is also pretty i would just stand still and you know if somebody came at me with a knife
she was immediately just like hitting him with her backpack. Yeah, you should fucking learn how to fight freaky motherfuckers off as a kid.
In Orlando.
Don't fucking leave with strangers and shit.
Yeah.
Even as an adult, my friend had a girl try to attack her with a knife.
She put her hand in front of her face and the knife went all the way through her hand.
Oh, my God.
But it kept it from going in her face.
Right.
Oof.
Damn.
Hand in front of the face.
Good to know.
See, now this podcast might be saving some people's lives.
Shout out Kat Ramzinski.
Tough motherfucker.
Yeah.
Let's talk about somebody who is kind of the opposite of that resilient young woman. They are somebody who spent $75 on a candle because the candle promises to
smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina and then lit it. And the candle started hissing, spitting wax
all over the place and exploded. So it sounds like Gwyneth Paltrow. Sounds like a fun night.
Yeah. Sounds like Gwyneth Paltrow uh but yeah this is we we talked last
year when this was dropped I mean we did exactly what they wanted people to do which is talk about
the silly thing that they did which is releasing a candle called this smells like my vagina smells like sandalwood and rosewood and other scents woods other woods
but yeah was was there like a like a vibe inspiration guide to say like why it's these
like how is is she saying that her vagina smells like sandalwood i believe so yeah
like biological man see this see, this is...
I know freaky people were like,
how are you going to do that?
How are you going to make a candle smell like that?
What does it actually smell like?
I think it's just like a very...
It's like...
Probably has nothing...
No one would walk in a room and be like,
what the fuck y'all doing in here?
What's been happening in here?
Yeah.
I'd rather be like,
oh, this is very relaxing.
These wooded herbaceous scents are wonderful.
I don't know.
What an aggressive candle name.
Yeah.
Very aggressive.
Very, had the desired effect.
People have spent $75 on it.
It is a 10 and a half ounce candle.
And after burning for an estimated three hours or less,
in this case, the candle became engulfed in high flames
and exploded soon after.
And the room was filled with smoke.
How do you do that?
Is it like, how does a candle explode?
Because they're saying, they're probably like,
yo, this dude's lying.
Our candles don't explode.
I've definitely had candles that,
where the flame got real high like
it was too big a flame
and I could see that like setting
the whole top of the candle on fire
at which point if it's in a jar
I could see something
something happens. It basically becomes an oil fire
in a jar. Right exactly
which can explode the jar. Goop is
calling the lawsuit a frivolous
lawsuit that's attempting to exploit the attention of a, quote, press-heavy product.
Well, whose fault is that, Goop?
Yeah, as if that wasn't the entire premise of this thing.
But there's reason to believe this might not be entirely made up uh in january a uk writer penned a essay in the guardian about how the her goop
vagina candle exploded with bits of molten wax flying out as it fizzed and spat fizzled and spat
which actually like that makes me for the first time interested in this candle, but yeah. This is like such old technology. We know how to make candles.
Yeah.
Since the days of whaling, we've had a pretty
good grip on this whole candle thing.
I thought we had figured out the whole burning wick
in fat thing.
Yeah.
Our ancestors would be like, we gave
y'all tallow for this?
For vagina
scented disasters? There's a lot of things that can go wrong with a
candle but it's really easy to make one that doesn't explode and they're so expensive yeah
they cost 75 they uh explode and they also uh according to their the directions that come with them, are only meant to be lit for two hours.
No more than two hours.
Wait, what?
Yeah, only two hours, dude.
Who got a candle timer?
What kind of irresponsible candle user
leaves their candle lit for more than two hours?
Come on.
What the fuck?
That's the whole point.
That's why you buy the...
Set it, forget it.
What the fuck?
It's like $35 an hour to burn this the whole point. Right. They said it. Forget it. What the fuck?
It's like thirty five dollars an hour to burn this.
Yeah.
Right.
Seventy.
And also for seventy five, like you might as well just you dive into them luxury French candles. If you're going to drop that kind of coin on a fucking thing, I keep it.
Look, I like the Yankee candle shit with the wood wick.
It's affordable and it keeps my house smelling like a like a school administrator's home.
But yeah, I think like, yeah, the fancy diptych ones.
Those are fucking really two bros by diptych.
Oh, my.
That's when, you know, you somebody with money.
Diptych over here.
Diptych.
Mm hmm.
What's your Yankee candle scent miles uh right now i got um
actually i have an old holiday car on my desk so this is crimson berries this one
this one will smell like you know like a a white person's house on christmas nice and i got it
because you know having not white parents i never had real traditional like there was never like
mulling spices you know what i mean like you know you go to someone's house like they do fucking christmas
like with all the fucking right every sense is engaged and shit i never had that shit i literally
had like a festivus pole like with a couple lights my mom put on a couple times yeah yeah
because after a while my parents are only doing it for me they're like do you want a tree and like
when i was really little i was like sure then i was like look bro we don't fuck with jesus
in this house or santa so i don't need the tree as long as there's gifts on come the morning then
we're good and that was like a a you know sort of a compromise we reached so the but my mom felt bad
so she would put like lights on this one lamp.
That's awesome.
So all of that to say is now the pendulum is swinging so hard in the other direction where her majesty is like,
you are,
have like these basic tendencies with Christmas things.
I'm like,
cause I'm making up for a version of Americana.
I did not experience.
Right.
Like I don't,
I don't even know what mulling spices are,
but, uh, the spices you think about, you know, you mulling through them. Right. Like I don't, I don't even know what mulling spices are, but,
uh,
the spices you think about,
you know,
you mulling for them.
Yeah.
Got it.
Chris Mullins,
mulling spices.
You'd love them.
All right.
Sorry,
June.
It's been a pleasure having you as always.
It's been a pleasure being here as always.
Where can people find you and follow you?
You can follow me on Instagram at corpse flower,
F L O U R. And, uh, you can follow me on instagram at corpse flower f-l-o-u-r and uh you
can follow me on tiktok you underscore tube underscore channel uh that's uh where i am online
wait what's your tiktok handle you underscore tube underscore channel
you is y-o-u yeah yeah yeah okay so it is a youtube channel yeah
i tried to get youtube channel straight but i think somebody took uh someone beat you to it
yeah but it's still pretty good handle i got some chick chick videos on there got some videos of
baby chicks that's it's nice i got some plant videos you know it's nothing crazy i'm i've been
i've been really uh it's been a it's been a year at home.
You know, I'm starting to starting to come out.
I'm not really one of those going going right to Disneyland types.
I'm really starting to come out of it right now.
I'll say your chickens have entered the consciousness over here because I know you have we have an upcoming show with Anna Saragina and Kyle Mazzono.
Truth hounds.
And I believe they were over at your crib for a little bit of an episode.
Guys, we have a new show coming out.
It's so good.
Y'all are putting out Truth Hounds?
Yeah.
That's great.
Truth Hounds is so good.
I didn't know that.
That's awesome.
Yeah, they helped me out.
Yeah.
So anyway, all that to say is I was just thinking about your chickens again.
But I'm glad to hear they're doing well they're doing well i'm doing well and uh yeah i'm it's
really nice to be hey you know what it's really fucking nice to be vaccinated it is great i'm
gonna come out if you haven't been vaccinated do it feels good it feels good looks good feels good has there been anything with uh people when they
hit the two-week window have it like feeling tired or like feeling feeling like really like
scorpio rising horny like uh i i got tired then you horny. So I don't know why you're asking. No, real tired.
Like I felt like real knocked out last night.
You didn't feel tired or horny?
Like I was...
Fatigued with a priapism?
I hadn't heard of anything like that.
Seems too perfectly timed.
It's not like they fucking...
I could just be depressed.
You could just be on your...
You know, men don't have menstrual periods but they do have
hormone cycles
so you could just be at a certain point of your hormone cycle
that's true
very likely
it's nice to be a girl because then you get to be like it's probably PMS
what's going on
I'm tired
it's PMS
dude I'm a fucking gangster homie
I got GMS.
I got GPS.
You know what I got? GAS.
There we go.
And, sorry, June, is there
a tweet that you've been enjoying?
A tweet or some other work of social media, perhaps?
There is. There's a
nice tweet by Michael
Pielocik, I think.
It's a shame Robert Altman missed
the pandemic. The man
loved long, boring Zooms.
That's good.
Get your film degrees
out because that's when I brainstorm.
There's another one. I do want to give you
this other one because it's also very good this is
from Justin Baldaggi at Justin Baldaggi I happened to be walking by when they were filming the finale
of Frasier and I met Kelsey Grammer and it was the first day of 10th grade and all I had in my
pocket was my school schedule and I had him sign it and he said what is this for school I hated
school see ya and left lol that really happened that fucking rules uh miles where can people find you what's
a tweet you've been enjoying twitter instagram miles of gray find me there also the other show
420 day fiance check out that pod some tweets that i like fuck it's really just it's just more
knives out to shit that i like because everybody everybody's in motherfucking knives
out to coming for knives out and then this one is from saraya blue at saraya blue said
starting to think i'm not in knives out to
a tweet i was enjoying is just from uh shiro hero Everybody's in that too. I love it.
A tweet I was enjoying is just from ShiroHero666.
Shireen Lani Yunus.
She just said PSA from mama and put a picture of a text from her mom that said,
Unclench your jaw, please.
Now.
Which is such good advice and so aggressive now like she knew she wasn't gonna
get her with the first one uh you can find us on twitter at daily zeitgeist we're at the daily
zeitgeist on instagram we have a facebook fan page and a website dailyzeitgeist.com
where we post our episodes and our footnotes we Footnotes. We link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode
as well as a song that we recommend you go listen to to start your week.
Miles, what is that recommendation?
It is from McGee or McGee.
It's mk.gee.
We've gone out on a track before back in fucking three years ago
based on the archives I was looking at.
In 2018, we did a track called You.
But this track is called CZ.
Like, you know, when you have those off diamonds, cubics or conies.
But CZ by Mick G.
And this is just a great track.
Again, it feels very soulful but modern with its little bits of electronic production
but great rhythm section.
So this is a little something for everybody so check this one out mcg with cz not to be confused with the mcg who directed my russian charlie's angels films yeah
my favorite movie charlie's wait what was that fox show he had remember he had that one fox show
that was like off the heels of that and everyone's like yo this show fucking sucks he never he just kept getting shots after shot after shot yeah
how can you say no to him i know yeah well the daily zeitgeist is a production of iheart radio
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