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Hello, the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the Weekly Zeitgeist.
These are some of our favorite segments from this week,
all edited together into one nonstop infotainment laughstravaganza.
So without further ado, here is the weekly zeitgeist.
What is something you think is underrated?
Roommates.
Everybody's always complaining about their roommates,
but my roommates help me with my dog.
But they're very sweet. It's also good to have roommates that are not in comedy when you're
yes yes absolutely oh you guys have other lives and aren't narcissistic yay yeah i i feel like
having roommates who aren't necessarily like part of your same scene or like your friends that's
something i never did but like i've now known people
well your kids both have podcasts yeah so on this network yeah it just hasn't dropped yet
or they're we're trying to get their language skills up to the one year old is really struggling
i totally agree with you though yeah it's back. I like living with people who also like have like a limited grasp on what you do and vice
versa.
You're like,
Oh,
this is nice.
It's like being back at home with parents who are like,
what?
Oh,
that you use that in your little comedy.
Yeah.
Or they like give you ideas cause they're not just talking about comedy the whole time.
So they're like,
Oh,
I read this article about this other thing.
It's not just on Twitter or like, Oh, did you know this thing was invented by this? So they're like, oh, I read this article about this other thing that's not just on Twitter.
Or like, oh, did you know this thing was invented by this?
And you're like, what?
There's a level of sincerity you can't access
in your day-to-day life.
It's great.
It's dope.
That is great.
Yeah.
Well, speaking of all sorts of orgasms,
Jamie, you saw Cats.
I did.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
So wait, Pallallavi have you seen cats
I saw the original
cats on broad fucking
way
broad fucking way
when I was a child
what's up did you love it
okay honestly the only thing I remember
was like during intermission they had the like
the main king cat guy I don't
remember any of it for now but like they had the main guy just sit up on stage and you could like cat
yeah and you could like walk around him and take a picture and he just like sat still
right so was there a part of the thing that like the cats come into the audience do they do that
in broadway on um i don't remember them being near me but they were like all over the place. Oh. Yeah. Because I'd seen two local productions of it, which is, I don't know.
I would love to see a production of Cats that was like by competent performers, because
I've seen two local ones, and they were incredible, but for probably not the right reasons.
I thought you were going to say that one performance by Cats for Cats.
I would like to see. Cats cats let's see where cats is
okay so i okay so cats is i think i think the new rocky horror in terms of everyone has been saying
yeah people will watch it at midnight it's so horrific to look at but i i i loved it so much
it's so good it's so horny there There's no, one of the great things about it
is that there's no way to spoil it for anyone.
You can just talk about cats freely
because the plot is nothing.
It's just cat after cat after cat
coming out being like,
I'm the cat that does this thing.
And then Idris Elba shows up
and turns them into dust.
And that also kind of has nothing to do with the plot,
but Idris Elba is the villainous cat, right?
And he's giving it 110%.
God only knows how long it'll take for him to bounce back from this.
Because he was supposed to be James Bond, and now he's this cat, right?
Do you think he's still just permanently this cat?
I don't know.
People committed to the cat at varying levels. and i i found who is the least committed
the least oh that's a good question the least committed i would say would probably have been
taylor swift and she was still pretty i didn't even know she was in it she's in it they clearly
had her for two days but she was in it she plays like idris elba's like femme fatale cat harley quinn
basically okay basically joker yeah but she they they like wrote a song for her there's all these
great cursed images of her and andrew lloyd weber sitting down together i'm like what could they be
talking about but she's everything she like, I love DeVita.
So she's in it,
and the things that they do to the cat's bodies are very bizarre.
Some cats have very voluptuous human features,
and others are just cats.
And then what's her name?
Unzipped her fur?
I saw that.
Rebel Wilson.
So that scene, I think,
is the one that people have seen
who haven't even seen the movie. Yeah, that's where that was. Rebel Wilson unzips scene, I think, is the one that people have seen who haven't even seen the movie.
Yeah.
Where Rebel Wilson unzips her fur and there's more fur.
But hot pants.
The roaches are also in that scene.
Rebel Wilson, I would say, is one of my least favorite cats.
It's not a her thing.
It's just a hard part of the movie.
And is she eating roaches in that scene?
She's eating roaches.
And then they zoom in on the roaches
and the roaches are kind of like dancers circus dancers and they have top hats and they have
human faces and we don't like it no real cats eat roaches no no that's not well i mean they eat
rodents but it's not like yeah i've definitely don't. They don't? Yeah. I don't know.
Like my dogs have eaten roaches before,
like just because they saw a big bug
and it seemed like something fun to eat.
I feel like it's more like accidental than a like cat thing.
Right.
Exactly.
But this like, the scene that I saw,
it seemed like it was, you know,
they had a hunting method to like knock it off.
The whole thing is, I think Ian McKellen committed hardest to being a cat in the traditional sense.
He's really swishing around.
He's switching around.
He's going, wow.
There was one time where he basically looks to cameras like, wow.
You're like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
My favorite cat was Jason Derulo cat.
Okay.
He was unbelievable. unbelievable committed harder than
i've ever seen and and also on the cat's press tour he was like this is genius this is the best
fucking thing that's ever happened and he was mad he was upset that they edited out his bald
because jason derulo is really into his baldge. Yeah, loves his dick. Yeah, which I know for sure because I text,
no, because I went to-
He won't stop DMing me.
I went to Madame Tussauds recently.
Oh.
And they have a wax Jason Derulo
and the package is like-
Impressive.
Yeah, yeah.
Like it was clearly a part of the contract.
Children go there.
Children go there.
It's markedly bigger. They're at package level too. Yeah, like it was clearly a part of the contract. Children go there. Children go there. It's markedly bigger.
They're at package level too.
Yeah, exactly.
The children are, it was alarming how.
So there was, it started with his Instagram post
where he was wearing underwear
and he was just like had his big thing
hanging out to the side.
I love that story so much
because he he said,
because it got taken down. He fought back.
He clapped back.
And said, where's my bulge pic? And then he also said
that that picture was
candid, which if you saw
it, was clearly taken by
Annie Leibovitz Jr.
It was like, not
a candid picture. Oh, Jason
DeRue.
Now, there is some controversy from cats uh about whether ian mckellen's character eats his uh boyfriend cat's asshole or not
um well i i don't know yeah i i i don't i'll have to see it a third time to tell you for sure
did you see it twice? And hands.
And hands. Did you really?
Yes.
A lot of people I know saw it twice.
Oh, that's amazing.
It's really fun.
Because it's confusing the first time, I think.
Yeah, and then the second time,
you just kind of go to this other, I don't know.
I saw it in a big group the first time
and a smaller group the second time.
Don't go alone.
Definitely don't go alone.
And don't go to an afternoon screening.
It's meant to be
in a group full of people
that are like vibrating at night.
And bring your cat.
Jennifer Hudson is,
I mean, it's like,
this isn't fair to her,
but she still delivers.
Right.
She sings memories, right?
She sings it like four times,
but then you can tell.
She sings like a verse every 20 minutes and then
at the end you get the jennifer like that like it's it gets really but she like gives you a taste
so many times and then she plays the cat that like so in the show there she's the cat that like no
one likes and you're like why but whatever they just don't like her right and so like the main
cat keeps going out and being like
hi and then jennifer hudson sings three words of memory and she's wearing this huge coat and then
she gets on her hands and knees and crawls away and it's they do this long shot multiple times
of jennifer hudson crawling away in this long jacket you're like some of the cats wear jackets
also others don't. Huh.
Idris Elba's wearing clothes the whole movie
until at the end he suddenly isn't
and it's like,
put the clothes back on.
Oh, right.
Because he's like ripped.
But he's a cat.
He's like human ripped,
but a cat.
They're like James Bond training on a cat.
Right.
And then they gave Taylor Swift
these like gigantic cat titties that are human titties
that are also not her.
But just two of them, right?
Yeah, just two of them.
Right, just human titties.
When there's, there should have been six.
Well, right.
Cats have six titties.
Have you ever picked up a pregnant cat or like a breastfeeding cat?
Have I?
No.
It feels so fucking weird.
You're like, ah!
My 12-year-old dog, now you try and pick him up,
and part of him doesn't come up with you.
It's just like he's all jiggly all over the place.
I feel like that's the closest I've come.
The closest you've come.
Yes.
But the best cat in the movie for me is Skimbleshanks the Railroad Cat.
Played by?
Some guy.
Oh, really?
Stephen McRae.
Stephen McRae.
He looks like a legit dancer.
Look at that.
Yeah, there's a few cats that are professional dancers, and that's why you don't know who they are.
And then there's James Corden, and you're like, no, thank you.
He's in a carpool karaoke bit.
James Corden is giving it like a weird amount of,
like he's good.
And then he also like clearly let him riff
and then they didn't cut it out.
Like, I'm like, don't let James Corden riff.
What are you doing?
And then they didn't cut it out.
Can you imagine?
I get like letting him do it.
I'm like, he's not going to shut up
if you don't let him do it.
But like, I just like,
and then they didn't cut it out.
Like when you say riff,
like adding like, he's riffing out like when you say riff like adding
like he's riffing on
like the idea of cats or he's like doing
jokes he's doing like he thinks he's in a
Judd Apatow movie like he's just
like he's improvising whatever
whatever I like
you know he can I like him in the car I just
don't like when he gets out of the car
get back in your car
stay in the car is his background like musical theater
or something yeah and he's also like the most despised person in britain people don't like him
i don't know what the reasons are they think we're idiots for liking him oh really it's like
it's kind of like ricky gervais where like they they were almost like like like the uk hated them
so much that they just came to America and started bothering us.
Wait,
the UK hates Ricky Gervais?
Yeah.
Everyone.
I mean,
everyone hates Ricky Gervais.
What?
He's my favorite.
What the fuck?
I actually really love the British office,
but he is.
But that was 20 years ago.
Yeah,
that was a while ago.
Did you see that Ricky Gervais tweet about Joker?
No.
What did he say?
He like,
oh wait,
it was like so earnest and you're like yikes sweetie uh it was demi
did you ebay tweeted it oh yeah i did see this actually it was just like ricky gervais being like
wow performance of the century oh yeah of the decade me love it so much. Right. Just like, oh yes, he's at film
and performance
of the year
prayer emoji hands.
He tweeted
at the Joker movie
Twitter account too.
Oh, okay.
Embarrassing
for everybody.
I feel like
with cats,
going back to cats.
Yes, please.
Do you actually think
it's going to ruin
Idris Elba's career?
Because I feel like
there's so many cats in there
that you can't distribute.
No, he'll be fine. He'll absolutely be fine yeah like it's okay i think the dancer cats we're
saying we'll never see them again on screen we'll have to go to the you know french ballet to see
them right jennifer hudson's gonna be in the aretha franklin movie oh yeah like literally
everyone's gonna be fine there's too many there's too many cats to target
so the director
Tom Hoover will not be fine
he
his life is over
but I
his life is over
his family has
dropped him
I respect the shit
out of what he did though
isn't it amazing
because it's like
such a risk
it's
he created something
that now like
exists in the firmament
of people may fund me
for calling so many movies iconic in my look back at the decade and our look back at the decade but
i do feel like this has become iconic like it's a cultural thing that everybody is drawing on that
is in like the cultural mind firmament now i like that you don't have to be good for that to happen. You just have to be weird
enough and like, I don't know.
Here, remember this uncanny
valley of cats.
He's going to have to make indies until he dies,
but I'm glad he did this.
I mean, he started with
The King's Speech, which
I was
always mad at that movie for beating
Social Network. Saw it twice in theaters.'t. I was always mad at that movie for beating social network.
Saw it twice in theaters.
Yeah.
I was mad at it because Jamie saw it twice in theaters and thought that was more than
it deserved.
But it was just like a blah movie.
And then he made Les Mis, which I thought was like blah and bad.
So like for him to go in this direction.
He made The Danish Girl, which also has not aged very well.
Oh, yeah.
And then he made, I mean, of those four, Cats, which also has not aged very well. Oh, yeah. And then he made,
I mean, of those four,
Cats, I think,
is by far the strongest.
And History will remember.
He looks like he should have been
in King's Speech.
Right.
It's like, this is me.
And it's like,
it took so much,
it's all so expensive looking.
They had the practical effects makeup
and then they put CGI on top of the
practical effects makeup and so it's very
unnerving but it's good. And they also like somebody
was like I forget who it was. They tweeted
it but they were like I figured it out. It's because they
didn't give them cat noses.
They were like human noses. Oh that makes so much sense.
And then she like photoshopped
and gave them like cat noses and somebody else
made them more cat like and it looked so
much better. I feel like they look more cat like and it looked so much better.
I feel like they look more cat like on stage
than they do in the movie.
Yeah,
it is just like
Rebel Wilson's face.
That makes sense.
It's like they should,
we should have done the thing
that they did with like Sega
or Sonic.
With Sonic,
yeah.
We just pressured people.
That is an interesting new trend
where people are like
betting like $150 million
on these giant CG products but like for some
reason they're not like focused group testing the yeah we're just like stepping back right
like give it a night sleep on it guys like show it to your wife or whatever yeah you're like oh
what the fuck is that yeah i do like do like that everybody pressured for the Sonic thing to be better
because it was so much better after.
They're like, your art isn't the art we want.
Right, yeah.
This is for us.
He shouldn't have weird teeth like that.
Yeah.
Weird human teeth.
Well, all right.
Well, this is something.
This is obviously a developing story
we'll be returning to over time.
You really, if you haven't seen it,
see it with a loved one who is
on the fence of whether they want to see it, and
then they will be fully on board.
Yeah. What is a myth?
What's something people think is true you know to be false?
I hate this part of you guys' show. I don't participate
ever, and I refuse to participate
in this part of your show. It's so goofy.
Alright. Cool.
You always say that.
The things behind the scenes you don't realize before.
It's like,
I couldn't come up with something.
So fuck this thing.
I mean,
it's half that.
And half the reality is like,
I don't care.
If I don't care about something,
I'm going to be like,
couldn't think of it.
Yeah,
sure.
No,
that's fair.
You're not a myth buster out here.
No,
but you ever watch myth busters?
No.
Why?
You ever,
you ever listen to a Buster Rhymes album?
Yeah,
I'm trying to,
I'm trying to guide you back to the myth.
You know who loves myth busting?
Mensa.
According to Jamie Loftus' new website.
See, exactly.
I find myself in opposition, or new podcast, and I find myself in opposition to anything
Mensa is in favor of.
So maybe we'll replace this.
Thank you.
See?
It also is the one that people like the least.
True feminism.
I do like that.
True feminism, ally in the building. But get rid of that. It also is the one. True feminism. True feminism. I do like that. True feminism.
Ally in the building.
Yeah.
But get rid of that.
It's silly.
Because also there's some myths that exist that like bring people comfort.
Yeah.
So busting them is like an obnoxious well actually attempt at life.
Most of the time it's an overrated, wrapped in the form of a myth.
Right.
It's typically the construction I always see, or pseudoscience.
Yes.
And then we had to cut that shit out.
We're like, okay, we don't need takes on medicines.
That's funny.
All right.
I'll tell you what does work is ear candling.
Ear candling?
Uh-oh.
It works.
Here we go.
I have migraines.
Prepare your mentions.
I have really bad migraines.
I used to.
I don't have them anymore because i
ear candle because of your candle it really helps it's disgusting so you're on on the side of your
head with a candle sticking out of your ear yes it's so weird i didn't and you got to understand
i'm not like a holistic i don't believe in none of that shit i like western medicine i love ibuprofen
before bed um i i just don't give a i. I like eat shit. And, um, my sister one day was like, cause she know I got migraines and she was like,
you should try this.
And I, of course it's not going to work for everybody.
Right.
But it worked for me and I was truly shocked.
See, look, and just in true form, a myth in the form of pseudoscience.
But it's not a myth though.
Some people, it works for some people and it doesn't.
I guess it all depends.
Yeah.
Right.
I think some people, yeah, it's like anything, right?
If shit, I think smoking bullets, yeah, it's like anything, right? If shit,
I think smoking blunts relieves my,
my mind and mine.
It makes me,
it makes mine worse.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't think it's a nicotine.
No,
no.
I'm just saying,
I don't smoking just smoking weed for me.
I have to like,
make sure that I'm perfectly healthy.
Yeah.
I was with some friends over the break and I didn't realize this one person.
I know they like any bit of caffeine sets off their migrants to the point where they're like, I can't eat chocolate.
I can't have MSG.
I was like.
But that's every human body is different.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
All right.
We're going to take a quick break.
We'll be right back.
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What is something you think is overrated?
Overrated?
I'm going quite literally
with this one.
Five star Uber drivers and five star
Lyft drivers.
This comes with, there are so many drivers out there who are great,
five stars.
I get it.
It's a great hustle.
I respect the hustle.
But I've just had way too many experiences getting into a car
with somebody who turns out to be an insane, like, nut job racist
or, like, misogynist who's trying to get me to talk, like,
just slimy shit about the girls on the sidewalk and stuff.
And their rating is like 4.98.
Yeah.
So I just like,
I think there's maybe an epidemic of people being too scared to give an Uber
driver a realistic rating.
Cause on one hand,
like you don't want to knock someone's ability to like,
to like,
you don't want to fuck up their rating.
Right.
But I think some drivers are kind of shapeshifters depending on their passengers because you'll
read the thing.
It's like, they were so helpful.
And it's like, I'm sure the slick ones know, don't start talking some shit about a woman's
ass on the street to when you have women in the car.
Right.
Right.
You got a dude in there and then you can be like, let me loosen the tie a little bit.
Right.
Right.
So yeah, they're not seeing it.
I had one just crazy experience where I got out, and it was like,
there was this woman I could tell she was, like, maybe having a night.
Like, I got in.
She took, like, a couple minutes too long kind of finishing her text
before we started going.
And I was like, oh, that's chill.
Do your thing.
And then she turned up the radio super loud.
It was like Led Zeppelin, Whole Lotta Love, which was really funny.
And I was like, okay, Sandra, Whole Lotta Love, which was really funny. And I was like,
okay, Sandra,
you rock.
I don't know what impression
you're trying to give.
And she starts speeding down
these speed bumps down my street,
hitting them hard.
Where I'm like,
hey, you're ruining your car right now.
I don't know what you're doing.
That's on you.
And then after just maybe
five minutes of that, we get out. She turns down the radio and she looks back at me right now. That's on you. And then after, after, you know, just maybe like,
like five minutes of that,
we get out,
she turns down the radio and she looks back at me in the rear view mirror and
she goes,
can I ask you something?
Why are all guys such assholes?
Why are you all assholes?
And I was just like,
damn,
yeah,
we,
we can be pretty bad.
Well,
hold on.
Let me, before I answer, am I a five star asshole? Oh, yeah, we can be pretty bad. Well, hold on.
Before I answer, am I a five-star asshole?
Right.
That might affect if I give you five stars.
There's a way to have that conversation.
I've had that conversation.
Like, yeah, guys are dicks.
Let's talk about it.
But the more we got into it, the more it was just like, oh, no, you are the wrong one here. And she was also driving like, do you remember in Vanilla Sky when Cameron Diaz is doing that like that crazy death ride?
Like that's truly like my conversation wasn't coming from a place of empathy.
It was coming from calm this person down so they don't crash.
And her rating was again like 4.9 or some shit.
I don't know.
And I'm the asshole because I puke.
I always reflectively go five.
Yeah.
Yeah, I always do too.
And that's, and I'm saying.
Unless you get some. There is a part of that that I think is the good guy move.
Like, yes, let's support this.
Let's make sure they whatever.
I think it's so easy to give a five-star ride.
Let's give them all five stars.
But if you give somebody a five-star ride and they're a little bit crazy,
you're passing that hot potato on to somebody who's going to get it and it's going to fucking explode on them.
Yeah.
Or you just have to say, Hey,
my man,
I got to warn you,
man,
we're drifting into a four star ride here.
Right.
And I don't want to fucking,
I'm not trying to try to take the fucking money out your pocket.
Right.
But this is becoming a quickly.
I mean,
I'm going to be honest.
This might be a two star ride to go four stars.
I would have to believe that they should not be doing this job for the
safety of themselves or others.
So that's your four star.
And 80% of B plus or B minus on a test means you should not be driving this car.
So that is what happens.
Somebody takes 100 rides.
They're all like nothing.
They're all eventless.
They're all five star.
Then you take a ride and it's like pretty bad and they get a four star and it affects their rating like nothing.
Right.
I think maybe more nuanced rating.
I can't just say based on everything I've experienced on this ride that I can just distill it down to one metric.
Yeah.
I can do five stars for conversation.
I can do five stars for driving.
I can do three stars for the farting.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
What's the wildest Uber experience you've ever had?
I've had a time, bro.
I had a dude who was from Uzbekistan,
and he was complaining that you couldn't punch women in the United States.
Oh, word.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, he was describing punching someone.
Like his friend, he said, yeah, my friend is in jail
because he was gesturing punching.
Right.
Like he punched.
He's like, you're a woman.
Throw closed hands through someone's face.
And now he's jail.
And I'm like, right.
And he's like, nah, nah, not like that at home.
Right.
And I was like, okay, thank you.
The other one, usually I get like mostly ignorant people with terrible takes on social issues.
Yeah.
Usually I get mostly ignorant people with terrible takes on social issues.
I remember when Pride was happening, this French guy, he was driving me and Her Majesty through West Hollywood.
And all the streets were, there was a bunch of closures because the parade was happening.
He goes, I don't understand this.
They have to have a parade?
There's no straight people parade?
Yeah, there it is.
And I said, I'm pretty sure every parade that exists is for that. It's a straight person parade.
Just like when people, I remember in high school constantly having to educate white classmates on why there's a BET.
There's no BET.
And I'm like, it's called every other network.
Right, yes.
It already is.
So that's what it's, do you understand that?
Yeah.
Imbalance?
Okay, never mind.
LA, you get a lot of actors.
A lot of actors.
Like coked up actors.
I've had a couple of those that are wild.
Or like I get ones too, old players, like old black dudes in their fifties who are telling
me, they're like, Hey bro, they just telling me about all their like women problems.
Yeah.
And it's a hilarious, cause I'm like, you have not matured at all emotionally.
Right.
You're in your fifth,
you have grandchildren.
Yeah.
And you're talking about,
you're referring to like when your girlfriend is like,
this hoe is not,
you know,
she wants to get all in my shit.
Cause I'm coming home late.
I'm just playing basketball.
Right.
I'm like,
okay,
but nevermind.
I'm,
thank you so much.
This conversation has been entertaining.
Let's talk about Megxit.
As Super Producer Sophie is calling it, that is Harry and Meghan quitting their job?
Dude, Megxit is when Taco Bell got rid of the Mexi-melt.
Right.
Yeah, that was.
Did they bring it back, though?
No, you got it.
Look, I can tell people on Twitter all the time, you have to order a cheesy roll-up, add beef, add pico.
Got it.
Okay.
And you're good.
Okay, guys.
Okay.
So apparently they're not just British-y socialites, which is what I thought the royal family was.
They are employees of the state, sir.
Oh, they're workers.
They make those appearances at the queen's behest, and the queen controls all their money, which is wild.
But they have a lot of money.
They are funded by taxpayers.
They basically mentioned that or made allusion to that in their divorce papers or whatever, like their letter explaining why they're leaving.
Oh, their Dear Queen Elizabeth letter? Yes.
They're saying part of their goal is to establish independent wealth.
people in England are saying that that's kind of bullshit because they're,
they're still going to have like a million dollar a year, uh,
protection,
like social security type thing.
Well,
look,
I mean,
or not social security,
a secret service type thing.
Oh,
got it.
Got it.
I mean,
look,
Megan should just get,
start acting again,
you know,
fire it up.
Yeah.
You can be making more money than your man.
You can,
you can,
you can support your waste role of a husband. Yeah also move out here like i keep saying so i can
hang with harry i'm saying we need to launch the equivalent of encino man for harry learning what
it's like to be a human being in society and but specifically the san fernando valley yes and
megan is the polyauly Shore character.
It's weird.
I should tell Harry, I'm like, hey, man, before we entered our physical bodies, we were just
souls in the universe.
And you happen to end up in that body, and I ended up in this one.
Who knows?
You could have been me.
Oh, right.
Because you guys were born the same day.
Same day.
Exact same day.
So think about that.
Hello, Harry. Yeah. Hello, me. A couple of things. So the. Exact same day. So think about that. Hello, Harry.
Yeah.
Hello, me.
A couple of things.
So the standard.
Soul brother.
Oh, no.
Soul bro.
He's like, that makes me rather uncomfortable.
So people, the comments on Instagram are shockingly mean to Megan and saying she's like a black
widow who's.
Oh, my God.
Really? Oh, I don't know if the word's black widow who's... Oh my God. Really?
Oh, I don't know if the word's black widow, but like that seems to be just the idea that
she like kills families.
I wouldn't be surprised because even in like the tabloids, it's like her exotic DNA.
Oh yeah.
And then there's another one.
She's like straight out of almost Compton.
Yes.
And I was like, fuck up out my face.
That was the headline like after their engagement was announced.
Yeah.
Those are real?
Yeah, those are real.
100% like this.
So she's been just endlessly shit upon for being different,
not adapting to royal culture, wanting privacy, for being-
Not white.
Right.
Not white person from America.
Like there's genuinely racist, like openly racist stuff on social media and then like codedly or, you know, implicitly racist stuff in the mainstream media. So that's worth keeping in mind why she wants out of being being hounded by journalists. She was speeding away from the
paparazzi when her car crashed
and was dealing
with all sorts of shit.
I'm not
as mad at them as the Royal
Watchers are in England.
Yeah, that all makes
sense. Cool.
I don't know
why we still give a shit. are we their royalty it's an
absurd antiquated notion that we pay attention to them that's part of it's like we perpetuate
it by going what are they up to yeah and then we if we all just went like who gives a shit they
don't do anything yeah they uh suggested that Megan's avocado consumption is responsible for mass murder.
That's a real thing.
Oh, you can't fight that.
Her charity cookbook was portrayed as somehow helping terrorists.
Oh, also, you know, it's a fun fact, the exotic DNA line comes from Boris Johnson's sister, who works at the Daily Mail.
Yeah.
That's who wrote that.
Well, his background is being a conservative journalist.
And overall, just a piece of shit, I think.
Yeah.
I just think of,
A rose you never used your thorns,
The ones you loved abandoned you.
From The Office, when David Brent sings the whole song about Then rushing through the Paris night,
They hounded you lost.
Anyway.
Oh, that's Goodbye, English Rose.
Good night, my sweet princess. what david brett sings at the
i think what is it the uh training episode the training episode is one of my favorite and then
he starts singing about aliens coming down and all kinds of shit man one of the great episodes
of tv of all time super producer anna hosnia wanted me to to emphasize that, in her opinion,
Harry still has PTSD from watching his mother be literally murdered by his grandmother,
which is a conspiracy theory some people subscribe to.
What kind of fucking spicy xenophobic shit was Queen Elizabeth saying to him?
Oh, yeah.
Like in the beginnings?
Because you know grandmothers?
Oh, yeah. Like in the beginnings, because you know grandmothers? Oh, yeah.
They take the break off
if they really need to get through to you.
Like they will damage your whole soul
with some shit.
She's like-
Like you're saying I'm hairy and you're her.
Right.
And I'm like, she's just lovely.
She's charming.
She's so excited to meet you.
I find her hair to be a bit rough.
Yeah.
What, grandma?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I mean, again, I'm not surprised from someone who's literally the queen of England and your grandma if she had some old school takes on biracial.
Because I mean, what?
She was with Dodi Fayed before.
That's who could have been her stepdad.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And Mohammed Al-Fayed, he put up so much money trying to figure out what the fuck happened yeah princess michael of kent wore an
overtly racist brooch uh to brooch my good man uh yeah wait what was it brooch brooch uh it was
a like blackface thing like a what the yo get the fuck out of here man uh and also i i said that the mainstream media
was less overtly racist but a bbc host compared the couple's newborn baby to a chimpanzee
on uh twitter so good group over there yeah i don't know if this has been said before what's
her problem but i and i'm going out i'm going to say something very brave. I think we should cancel the British monarchy.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Said it.
Yeah.
They're canceled.
I don't think that's that controversial a take, I think.
And I haven't even read history.
You're not into colonialism, man?
No, man.
Give it a chance.
Oh, my favorite form of architecture.
Imperialism?
Into that? Oh, yeah. Well, my favorite form of architecture. Imperialism? You into that?
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's why I live here.
Really quickly, I just want to tell this story about New York State Assemblyman Brian Kolb.
As I alluded to earlier, he drove his state-issued SUV drunkenly into a ditch.
And this is where it gets funny.
When the tow truck driver arrives, not the police, tow truck driver arrives first.
He comes off top.
According to Scovel, who is the tow truck driver, Kolb stood up, put his hands up and said, my wife was driving.
He then said, you know how women drive.
Scovel said, I did not see anyone else around the vehicle.
Kolb allegedly told him. His wife wasn't there no Colb allegedly told him that his wife was quote up in the house uh I don't know
what that means so anyway when the house when the police deputy uh got there yeah he blew a 0.16
breathalyzer uh so you know know, they were like, okay,
it was your wife. Then he resigned
on Friday. He was just like, okay,
I kind of fucked that up. The idea
that you could go, I don't know, man.
That's an interesting energy where you're like,
he'll get it. I'll hold up my hands
and go, my wife was driving.
You know how women drive.
Where is your wife, sir?
Up in the house. Up in the house.
We're in a field.
We were in a ditch, my man.
She crashed the car and was like, I'm going to the house.
You should see her, man.
She's like Dr. Manhattan.
You know what women are like.
She zapped herself to the house.
She's a coward, you know.
She's really taking responsibility for this.
Arrest her.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, arrest the system.
He's still happily married?
I know, yeah.
His wife's about to resign.
Yeah, right.
I'm pretty sure we've spoke about this pizza ATM before, but the news popped up about it again.
And I'm trying to really figure out if I think the pizza ATM is a good idea.
I know, like, there's the Sprinkles Cupcakeinkles cupcake ATM that you see like at the Grove and shit.
I've seen that.
At the Americana.
Yeah, at the Americana, whatever.
It doesn't make sense.
Explain a pizza ATM.
Pizza ATM.
Pizza ATM.
It's been on college campuses most recently at the University of North Florida.
But basically for 10 bucks, you put your money in and five minutes later, a pizza comes out.
Okay.
Now, but however
the shit is like
the size of like
a fucking room
it's like a
what?
or I don't know
it's actually
I mean it's like a
the size of a brick oven?
well I don't know
it's a big ass machine
it's a machine attached
to a brick oven
but the whole thing is like
whoever like operates
the machine
you have to make your dough
you have to assemble
all the pizzas in advance
put them like
in the different refrigeration compartments.
And then when it's actually punched in and ordered, then that uncooked pizza goes to its heating thing.
And then it pops out the hot pizza.
There's better ways.
I just don't know.
I mean, I guess it's fun, right?
Can I see a picture of this?
Yeah.
Apparently, the word on campuses is, campuseses, that they love it.
Now, I don't know, because to me, Little Caesars is also a pizza ATM.
They got hot readies.
And it's ready.
Six or five bucks.
You don't have to touch a button.
I feel like, I don't know.
I mean, like, a lot of colleges, I feel like, have a tendency of acquiring really expensive shit to justify
charging more people for college.
And then they're like, look, they love it.
Yeah, like computers.
I had a ton of stuff at college that I'm like, I don't want this shit.
Like what?
What was something you had that was like a waste of money?
They would really push.
Oh, so much.
They would just push random products on you.
Like they were pushing the naked juices.
They would push those at my college and they would like put them permanently.
Oh, you got free naked juices.
Yeah, quote unquote.
But then you would just spend through your meal plan faster.
And then you would have to put more money on it.
I don't know.
Everything related to colleges is insane.
I mean, so much.
They have like, colleges have like all these like entertainment shows that nobody goes to.
I know because I performed there.
They like spend so much money.
All of the RAs get a little budget to buy snacks and stuff for their meetings
that nobody comes up to,
and they have bowls and bowls of pretzel bites
and M&Ms and things like that.
They're like, why did you take them all out of the bag?
You could have saved some of these.
I don't know, they look better.
I know, I don't know.
The bowls look good.
It looks good, right?
They're in an atmosphere. Yeah, there's so much. I mean. I don't know. They look good. It looks good, right?
Yeah, there's so much.
I mean, I don't know, man. I feel like if I was in college and this was a thing, I would probably get it.
But now, I'm just looking at it.
I'm like, that sounds disgusting.
Is it 24 hours?
Is it like the good thing that you would get a pizza at like 3 in the morning?
Yeah, until that shit's sold out, though.
Is it like a microwave heating
in there you think?
It's actually pretty small considering
like it's making a bunch of pizza. It's probably some kind of
convection of it. Like how many pizzas can it
make before you have to re-up it?
Before some guy has to come and refill his
handmade pizza. And like is there like a
pepperoni option? You know what I mean? Or is it just
straight cheese? There's options I think. But again
this is where I'm like, it sounds like fun. but i don't know if like if i put my mind myself
in the mindset of me being like 19 and hungover as fuck i part of me would just eat a bunch of
shit from 7-eleven i was like i would just go to 7-eleven where the pizza is also hot and ready
and what if you're in your no but the thing is thing you know you put this in like you put this
in like the residence halls and the dorms.
You just stroll out of bed and go get a freaking pizza.
Yeah, or just deliver one.
You don't have to leave.
And yes, there are some places that are open up late, but a lot of places, a lot of colleges,
they're in the middle of nowhere.
So all their cafeterias close at 11.
I love late night college town food, though.
Yeah.
When I'm in a college town, I'm like, where do they go?
Where do they go?
Do you do insomnia cookies?
No.
I would let myself do that once a semester.
That's like cookies they deliver to your dorm.
What?
They just deliver hot cookies to your dorm.
It's called insomnia cookies.
Where was this?
In Boston?
It was in Boston.
I think it's around, though.
Yeah, they have it in New York.
They have Diddy Reese in New York.
Yeah, it's good.
They have it in New York. Yeah, I would just New York. They have Diddy Reese in New York. Yeah, it's good. They have a New York.
Yeah, I would just get,
I remember like my friend went to U of O.
We'd go to Doco.
Just like these nasty ass calzones.
I'll get the most meat bomb zone.
They call them zones.
You know what I mean?
There's, oh, like apostrophe zone.
Yeah, cool.
Most meat bomb zone, bruh.
Anyway, shout out to College Campus Foods.
Also, shout out to Oscar Meyer who is hiring hot doggers.
And I didn't know what a hot dogger was.
Wait, what is that?
I'm interested.
You get to basically drive the, you drive an Oscar Mayer weenie mobile around for, it's
like a one year gig.
Full time.
It's a job.
Longer than I wanted it to be.
It's a full time job for one year.
Okay.
And basically what you do is you're part company spokesperson.
So like if there's any kind of event,
they'd be like,
Hey Jamie,
you got to take the wiener mobile down to the Cal state Long Beach campus real
quick to do an event.
That's amazing.
It's on you.
I do media appearances.
You do charity events.
You do brand promotions,
a quote,
meet M E 80 and greets.
Handing out wiener whistles.
Wiener whistles.
And then also, this is where it gets a little bit involved.
Pitching coverage ideas. This is where it gets involved.
Pitching coverage ideas to local news outlets.
It's content.
Wow.
I mean, I feel like where the wiener mobile goes, the news follows.
I worked at a promotional hot dog truck for a while, but it wasn't Oscar Myers.
Wait, what do you mean you worked at a promotional hot dog truck for a while, but it wasn't Oscar Myers. I got fired.
In college, I worked for
the StubHub had a hot dog truck
for a while, and they would just park
outside of basketball games
and give away free hot dogs. I'd be like,
have a free hot dog. Have you heard of StubHub?
And they'd be like, no. They're like, fuck you!
And you're like, okay. And then one day I tweeted,
fuck this hot dog stand, and then I got fired.
Damn. But the Wienermobile that makes sense the wienermobile has also you would respect okay so wait let me get this right if i'm interviewing you i'd say interesting um jamie i've
asked around because you know everyone in the free promotional hot dog industry talks and i'm
talking to my friend craig at stubh. It was seven years ago. Okay.
So you know the incident. Sorry. No, continue. No, it sounds like you do. You said,
fuck this hot dog. It was seven years ago. Yeah. So, and you know, how am I to trust you with the Oscar Mayer brand? I wasn't, I didn't have any, I didn't know what my mental health issues were
seven years ago. I was a kid. I didn't really... And also, I would say that the stuff... No disrespect
to your colleague, but lacks the prestige
that the Wienermobile
brings, which I would never
in my life...
I'm a brand gal.
I see a Wienermobile, I follow it.
Well, you know what? Hold on. Let me get on the phone.
Hey, Oscar? Yeah, that's me.
We found her.
But apparently, there's like 12 open spots for this. Yeah, that's me. We found her. But apparently there's like 12 open spots for this.
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me, what did I say about you calling me Oscar?
It's Mr. Meyer.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Meyer.
What's something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
As you know, I normally don't have much.
Lately...
Right, right.
Not using Google.
Off the grid.
Although I was...
Go to the library like a human.
Yeah, well...
Looks up the information there.
Yeah, and I...
Using a card catalog system.
Yeah, it's a lot of VPNs
and borrowing other people's social security numbers,
going to the library, getting the information,
making sure it's not traceable in any way to me.
Nice.
But recently, I've been doing English to Spanish.
I've been speaking a lot of Spanish.
And so my Spanish goes pretty smoothly.
And then I get to a word I don't know, and I don't know how to go around it.
So I'm just moving along.
And then I go, uh, uh.
And then I look it up.
And then, so the other day I was speaking
and a guy goes
hey man
are you also from Guatemala
I was hanging out
with a friend of mine
damn
look at your pronunciation
that somebody was like
are you from Guatemala
yeah
and I think he was just
he was busting my chops
and I was like
yeah I'm from Atitlan
right there
and you didn't know
the word for no
how do I answer this?
No, God, is that right?
Last year when I was in the hospital, I was in Puerto Rico, and a nurse came in, and a couple times this happened, and they would go, Jesus?
And I'd go, no.
But I'd be like, all right, I'm doing it.
Is it because it wasn't a reference to your long Jesus-like hair?
I had the hair, and then I had a little more maybe facial hair than currently.
But I'm not tamed.
And you had linen underpants on with a six-pack?
I mean, I didn't like the bed, so I was kind of up on the wall.
Right, right.
Just kind of strapped in.
Yeah.
Did a little workout.
I grabbed these two pegs as far as I could.
Come get me if you need anything.
I'll be hanging from these pegs.
My shoulder's doing butterflies.
It's great.
It's really good for your shoulders.
What was the word you had to look up, though, just for the record?
It's just anything.
It's usually like the verb for something and then the tense that it's in.
Right.
Conjugations, baby.
Yeah.
So if I'm like, oh, how do I say, do you need?
Can I?
Necesitas?
But then I'll be like, wait, how do I say I'm going to look or something like that?
Boy, buscar.
Buscar.
Look for.
Si.
You would have known that if you watched Buscando Amor.
Searching for love?
Is that right?
El Telemundo, baby.
Si.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah?
I haven't written any checks.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Like today?
In 2020.
I've written like five.
I'm just out here.
I pay for everything with checks Just tear them off
Doesn't matter how much it's for
It just sucks
Some places don't take them though
I haven't written
Had to write the date I think on anything
Yet but I have heard people
Complaining about
Forgetting to change it to 2020
What do you mean?
Like from 2019.
And then there are some forms that have 201 blank on them.
So I mean, that's a problem.
But that was like this thing, right?
That was going around around New Year's.
I remember getting, I was on some chain email from a random aunt or uncle being like, got
to write 2020 all the way out in your checks
because you never know.
Someone could change the date from 1-1-20 to 1-1-2021
and then they could cash it in later.
It's all like based off this idea that because it's 20,
now you can alter the years and things like that.
But I mean, while I understand the logic of it,
like many of the people who are like in the
consumer protection like scam watch industry are like this really i mean there's a lot worse things
to be worried about than this because a as you know checks aren't being used as often as they
should be yeah right uh and also it should be yeah and also people should be using more checks
damn it um and then that like number
tampering on a check is even more uncommon it's like very uncommon right like people are doing
that but i think because you catch it immediately right yeah and i think also right that it would
be i think the second someone contests it they'll be like you know right it's not what this was um
and also i think the but a lot of the experts are saying it reminds them of this Y2K thing
because the changing of the decade and the number change is fuel.
It just makes enough sense to get people all a flutter over it.
New number anxiety.
Yeah.
That's too much change for our brain.
Is it an age-dependent thing, or is it something we're going to outgrow as a society
Where we just stop saying
Wow can you believe how it's getting dark so quickly
Oh man can you believe it's already a new year
I can tell you that I have started saying that
So I don't
I don't know if that
Now hear me out
I said it on this show
And people were like actually because of
The way The planet is tilted this year out people who I said it on this show and people were like actually because of like the way uh
the planet is tilted this year actually I don't think it was that I think it was just
like where we were in the period when we sprung back it was getting darker a little bit earlier
than it was in the past you mean fall back yeah whatever spring forward yeah spring back I respect
I spring back I respect the equinoxes.
Yeah.
Especially the gyms.
You do.
You always have.
Because they give to Donald Trump.
Yeah.
Wasn't it equinox that was given to Donald Trump?
And everyone was like, I'm done with equinox.
It's Ross, the owner of the Dolphins.
And he also is a major investor in equinox.
And then I think SoulCycle.
Yeah.
Oh, right.
SoulCycle was out of business.
Yeah.
And how did that go?
Are all the SoulCycles out of business?
Oh, yeah.
Now they're all gone.
Tumbleweeds.
Crossed an arid landscape of lonely bikes with the faint sounds of EDM pumping in the background.
You know what's cool is to see a tumbleweed in the wild?
Like actually see one.
Yo, I saw one up in the hills that was so fucking big yeah people were enormous
having to navigate it yeah and i was like this isn't a fucking tumbleweed i looked i'm like
oh fuck it's just like all sticks and twig yeah shout out tumbleweeds i saw i saw one on the
highway that ways had registered as a object in the road. Oh, really? Yeah, people were like, steer clear of this tumbleweed.
It's almost like seeing a coyote chasing a roadrunner.
I didn't think that that was a real thing.
A tumbleweed?
Yeah, I knew it was, but my brain is like...
Still like, whoa!
I expect to see that as much as I expect to see quicksand,
which is not a real thing.
I think the first time I saw tumbleweeds
was in the desert somewhere when I was maybe 14,
and I tripped out.
I was like, yo, fucking tumbleweeds, man.
Like the cartoons.
I'm from Nevada, so I saw tons of them.
All your friends growing up were tumbleweeds, right?
Many.
Well, that's how we got places.
We would do the log spinning thing.
Hop in my tumbleweed.
Better get ready to kick.
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