The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - GBF: Christine Lisi Takes A Flamethrower To Billy
Episode Date: January 5, 2024Stugotz surprises Golic with an old friend, Christine Lisi! (12:32) Can Christine find it in herself to rip Billy and the Dolphins? (28:10) Does Chris talk about the guys to his wife? (50:23) Stu Ya G...otz. (52:53) A busy Austin Ekeler joins the show and plays a game of If The Season Ended Today. (1:11:40) As the regular season comes to a close Carl, Juju, K-Funk, SherBear and Gordie are updated on the standings or their picks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. God bless football, Billy Gil. That must be football, guys.
We have a big weekend coming up.
We do.
Lay off implications, must wins.
I mean, this is big dolphins and bills.
This is, this is big.
You have your dolphin hat on today.
I do.
It's such a comfortable hat.
Like, I know, I don't know if we're supposed to give shadows, but shout out to new era for
setting us these draft hats, like at last years draft. Mm-hmm.
So comfortable.
And here's the thing about this hat.
So like at the draft, right?
They give like the hat and the jersey or whatever the person when they come out on the stage
should do all that.
Dolphins didn't even have a number one pick.
So they literally, I don't think gave this hat to anybody.
I don't think anyone got this hat.
Really?
Yeah, but you could buy it online because there was one for every team.
They sent us some hats.
Really comfortable hat.
All right. Anyway. Chris Simms going to join us. Yeah. Austin E could buy it online because there was one for every team. They sent us some hats. Really comfortable hat. All right. Anyway,
Chris Himm's gonna join us. Yeah. Austin Eckler gonna join us. Yeah. Mike Gullick gonna join us. Yeah. And an old friend gonna join us, Billy. Who? Mikey A.
No, Mikey A will be on this episode, of course. Okay. Christine Lee C. Oh, yes. Okay. She is a sports center anchor for ESPN on ESPN radio.
She is a sports center anchor for ESPN on ESPN radio. She was our sports center anchor for many years, eight years.
And she is the only bills fan that I know.
So since the dolphins play the bills, I asked her to come on and club you over that.
Okay.
Oh, so you didn't mention.
We have the final, not final, but we have the up to date rankings for all of our pickers
for this season as well. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's going to lead to a little bit of controversy.
I think also also if you're listening to this and you're
you're a fan of nitro the American Gladiator. Yeah. We have a month's
two-podity for an extended episode with him. Yes. Where he's going to update us
on how he did in his fantasy football playoff. It's an odd decision we made to
take you and take ourselves through Nitro's first season
playing fantasy football, but it has worked out well.
Like people enjoy it.
They love Dan Nitro Clark.
I don't know that it's an odd decision.
I thought it was a great decision.
Okay, well, it was your decision.
Yeah, and it was a good plan.
Yeah.
It was a good decision.
I questioned it at the beginning,
but our audience really enjoys Nitro.
I like him, so do I anyway
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I do we're gonna talk to Mike Goliq and then you're going to surprise Mike Goliq and myself with Christine
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We have a guest coming on in 10 minutes, a special guest and it's not for you, Michael.
Although it is someone that you know and it is someone that's gonna make you
excited. You'll be very excited. I'll be excited. Billy will be excited. Mikey is excited.
But this person is coming on. It's one of the few people where upon seeing this person,
they make me smile every time. It's like Greg Cody and my dad, okay? Okay. Gollick, you're in there too, okay?
I appreciate that.
Also a top five update anchor of all time.
So this person is going to be joining us
coming up.
Billy knows who it is now Mikey.
He knows.
He knows why too.
I mean, it listen, it is her and the Mick Man,
John Mico, WFA, those are the best up to anchors of all time and maybe the Duke.
But this is the only bills fan we know and there's a big weekend.
I know where we're going.
I know where and I love her.
I love her.
I know what you do.
I want to, I'm going to enjoy Mikey A and I were laughing yesterday, Goliak.
You can't yell back at this person.
You can't.
You just gotta eat it, let her talk shit to you,
and just eat it, Billy.
To me, yeah.
The special guest is for you.
For me.
Wow.
Intentant has to do with Sunday night.
I love her because she's a great person
and she bakes incredible products.
Oh yeah.
Wow, who's better at baking her, Jess? Wow because she's a great person and she bakes incredible products. Oh, yeah. Wow. Who's better at baking her Jess?
Wow, that is a
Here this person will take more chances
Jesse will just makes incredible fake goods
This this young lady will take more chances in baking things inside of things and things like that
I like that if I've learned anything from watching baking shows, that's how you win the championship.
But also how things could go dramatically.
To go wrong at the worst time.
It's a high wire act, right?
I mean, big time rewards or you could be big time, you could be going home and then you're
standing there crying as the judges oust you.
Yeah, so funny.
All right, so we got that to look forward to in a few minutes here.
But before our special guest joins us to talk to offensive bills, Mike,
we're wondering here. I'm wondering at least because you have blasted. You have said the
college football playoff, you haven't blasted it. You just said, we never get to good semi-final
games. Right. Really get one. We had a year where we got two epic games. Just great, great games. And so with that said,
are you now more open because of those games to an expanded playoff here?
I've always been open to an expanded playoff. And you're right. The first eight years, we either
had one or both semifinal games be two score games. Last year, we got two one score games,
I believe. And this year they were fantastic. And I'll still, quickly on the side,
say, FSU still got screwed.
They still should have been in that,
and their defense could have hung
with any offense they were playing against in that playoffs.
In this case, they would have played against Michigan.
I just don't not sure what Florida states offense would have done.
But that being said, they were great games,
but I've always wanted the playoff expansion.
And I still think it's going to be great.
A lot of people think you're going to lose more in the regular season.
And some places you will like the Ohio State Michigan game will have meaning to it kind
of like the game I'm calling Sunday night Miami and Buffalo where one winner wins a division
like Ohio State Michigan, one winner wins a big 10, but the loser is still in the in the
12 team playoff. And here you could have both teams in Miami and Buffalo. The winner win the division and
the loser can still be in the playoffs. So you still kind of you have that in the NFL. And now you can have
that in college football as well. But the elimination games would happen a little further down the line
anywhere between eight and 15 of teams trying to get in or teams that could lose and go out
So I'm very happy with that they expanded the playoffs. I guess I'm just having trouble Mike
And maybe I'm wrong and I probably am eventually it's gonna happen like a 12 seed or an 11 seed or a 10 seed making it to the championship game, right? Yeah, it's
It would be difficult, but again
championship game, right? Yeah. It's, it would be difficult. But again, so what it's a kin to is a nine and seven Giants team barely getting into the playoffs as a wild card
and winning the Super Bowl. Fair point. Packers, too. Yeah. I mean, so it can happen. These
aren't series. These are one games. And if you can get them to go your way, now again,
it's a few games, but so is going wildcard to winning the Super Bowl.
So it definitely can happen.
You have to have, you know, especially early on, some things go your way or you just hit
your stride at the right point for an injuries.
I mean, again, I can keep comparing things to Sunday.
I mean, Miami's like a mass unit right now of injuries, right?
I mean, so that could happen in the college playoff where you get to the end.
You're still at that 13th, 14th game or whatever.
You could have a mass unit and that could affect what goes on.
So it's certainly not out of the realm.
And the thing people, I think guys, the people have a hard time with is you're probably
up to 12 teams.
You're probably going to have two lost teams.
And we're used to seeing no more
than a one lost team. And a lot of times an undefeated team playing in this, this case,
we have two undefeated teams. And a lot of people say, if somehow a two loss, 11 or 12
seed wins a title, oh, you know, that's not right. They're not, they're not really the
best team. But that's what we're getting to right now. Sure. Get to the dance.
And the dance floor has been expanded now to 12.
Just get to the dance and anything can happen.
Mike, I would say we have no idea now for all I know Georgia could be both teams that are
going to play on the night.
It's exactly right.
How far down do you go to where you think if both, if the eighth, ninth seed played their
best games that they could be one of the
top two.
If Oregon were to go nuts and play like that offense, play that and they had a really
good defense all year and put it together, they could make a run on teams as well.
So I'm looking forward to this.
I really am.
I go as low wherever James Franklin is.
That's where I draw the lot.
Yeah.
Like I said, huh. Okay. I think they
were overrated a bit this year. So are you subscribing to the theory that that Alabama's run is over here?
No, I mean, you have Jalen Milwell coming back. I obviously he's got to work on that that
passing game the whole time. I think Nick did not trust him in that game
Mike late in that game Nick did not trust him well the thing that he trusted him to run. Yes, maybe not to throw
But it was kind of a tale of two halves you look at the first half and they basically played you five guys block Michigan's guys
And they got smoked they got smoked right the Michigan defense is the best defense in the country and they had five sex in the first half now Tommy
Reseo see for Alabama now you left a player in you
Moved Milro a little more you ran him a little more you changed stuff that maybe in looking back
You should have done more of that in the first a half of that game
But yeah, cuz we're used to them, you know having having that quarterback. And now remember, after that game, nine guys hit the portal, nine of Alabama players
hit the portal, including the center, which unfortunately that center quarterback shotgun
exchange was just brutal because if you truly, and my son might point it this out, and
I watched it a lot in slow-mo. We did as well. If you truly watched that last play, it was there.
It was there.
Good snap.
Timing is on.
That play was there.
The right tackle though.
A laytham got pushed back.
He got hurt.
I don't know if he got hurt as the play was going on or after the play.
But it was there.
I didn't like to call.
I think it should have been give no role on a role, give him the option to run or to throw. This was no option. This was't like the call. I think it should have been give Mill Row on a roll,
given the option to run or to throw this was no option. This was just run the ball. But
first, but second, it was there bottom line though. Michigan, you know, closed it up and
cleaned it up. And Michigan was the better team in this game. They were the better team
all along. Yeah. Yep. Some mistakes early on that kept Alabama in that game. Exactly.
Right. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, you got cost four points
from your, your snapper holder kicker. I want you to say kicker because the one extra point
the snap was low. So you miss an extra point in a few. Well, that's four points right
there. Do you agree with Kirk Herbs? Read that the national championship game should be
played at the Rose Bowl every single year because Mike, I know, but you love college football
and see those two teams, those two uniforms, Michigan, Alabama, playing at that stadium with
the sun coming down was pretty damn good, Mike.
It was cool.
You know what?
But it's a national championship game.
It'll be cool in Houston.
It'll be cool at the Super Dome.
It'll be cool wherever they play it in Arizona.
It's going to be cool.
It's going to be sold out.
They'll have a fly over if it's an outdoor stadium and it'll look cool. Did I love the Rose Bowl? Look, yeah, I did. Anyway, I know JJ Watts said
it's the best grass he's ever played on. And I understand, you know, the legacy of it,
I get it. But a national championship game is going to play well anywhere.
All right. I want to put a bookmark right here because I want to get your thoughts on the
national championship game and Michael Penex because I believe he's the most court He's the most NFL ready quarterback
Coming out of college this year more so than Caleb Williams, but we do have a special guest who I interrupted yesterday
As she was delivering and this is this should be no shock to anyone on the zoom as she was delivering a
Sports Center update. She is a top five
Update anchor of all taught in my personal record book.
It also top five people in my life upon seeing them or hearing their voice. They make me smile.
Christine Leesey is with us right now. She's also the only bills fan I know and the bills
are playing the dolphins and I just asked her to come on and club billy over the head, but I'm not certain she's capable of that because she's way too nice.
Hi guys.
Hello.
Hi, Christine.
Christine is so nice to talk to you.
I miss you so much.
I mean, so years we had together as teammates and ESPN.
The most important question I have to ask you quite honestly is, are you, are you working Monday?
Are you doing updates Monday?
You're gonna be there. Okay, so the biggest question to me is I know you're going to bake something
for this game and have it there. So what do you have right now in mind to make for Sunday snacks for
everybody which for people that don't know are the greatest snacks the way she
bakes things into things it's phenomenal. What do you have planned for Monday? Mike, I have
to be honest. I do not know. In junior, we'll know this. I do not engage in premature celebration
when it comes to treats. It might have to wait till Tuesday. I can't attempt the football gods.
Wait till Tuesday. Oh, okay.
I can't tempt the football gods.
What do you bake when you lose?
Yeah.
Oh, god.
Chris, Billy, you can't talk to her like that.
You can't talk to me.
That's Christine Lee.
You don't do that.
How dare you?
But what do you bake when you lose?
I mean, it might be a couple days.
So I thought you were just going to bake something for the day.
You know, this is the like she's saying she needs to wait and see the result first.
You can't bake on Sunday premature baking.
You can't do that premature celebration.
Okay.
Okay.
So Christine, do you know if the bills win on Sunday night, do you know what you'll prepare
and if they lose, do you know what you'll prepare?
I think I want to make, I bought this black cocoa,
so I want to make like, whoopie pies,
but with black cocoa instead of regular cocoa,
so they'll taste like Oreos, but softer.
Oh, God.
Oh my God.
Oh, I need to finish you so much.
The vacation for my teeth and my mouth.
I mean, and the beauty is now,
I know it'll be a couple days.
If you bake something when they lose, but the bottom line is when everybody there, everybody
there wins.
Well, it's going to be sad, Buffalo loses.
Everybody else wins because we're going to get some kind of treat.
You still will make something unbelievably good, even if you lose a couple days later,
right?
It's not like it's not like you're going to prepare a bad dessert.
Right.
I will.
It'll probably be something like maybe chocolate chip cookies with an Oreo inside or.
I don't know.
I've been I've been taking like different flavors of cookies like Oreos or golden Oreos or
nutty butters and I grind them up into like a powder and then I make a cookie out of that.
I don't even know. grind them up into like a powder and then I make a cookie out of that.
I don't even know Billy talks and Billy talks shit to this. I would know I'm going to punch you in the face.
Billy, I want that.
I was. Christy before you joined us, Mike was was raving about like a big and what he was saying is and it
was a compliment to you is that what you're great at is that you will take risks in your
baking. You won't just play it safe. You'll try to do new desserts, different flavors, stuff like that.
And we were saying that's how you win a baking contest. That's how you win a baking show. But it also
has a possibility to go wrong very quickly. I've been lucky it hasn't happened, but the people I work with will eat anything. Right.
He's animals there.
That's so true.
Christine, how do you feel about the game? Come at your massive bills fan.
You're the only bills fan.
I know Billy's a massive dolphins fan.
There's a lot of a line.
The bills could win the division.
They cannot make the playoffs.
How are you feeling headed into Sunday nights game here?
I'm okay now, but we're a couple days out. I'm not good on a game day. I tend to, I did this
in the end of the Chiefs game and even the end of the Patriots game. I stood the last like eight
minutes, right, and I paced a little bit, but then I just, it's hard. It's like, it's an
excruciating three hours, but I will say this, like, I'm glad the bills are good now,
though, because they were bad for a long time,
and Sundays and Mondays and all the other game days
were not that enjoyable.
So, like, to have this is good, but like,
I know Billy said this about the Marlins ones,
like, I'm dying for those three hours.
Like, I can't, I'm looking at my watch, and like,
oh my God, if we're leading, the game takes forever,
but if we're behind, then the game like,
all of a sudden it's like two minutes off
in the fourth quarter.
So like that's stressful part, but it's a good stress.
I think the thing that's weird about it,
Christina's that I think a lot of people were like,
oh my God, I would love to be like the game
of the week, the last game of the year. But like as a fan of a team, it's like, oh, my team can blow. It's
so easily. And I'm going to feel so bad. Like, and I don't want to wait until eight o'clock
at night to feel miserable potentially.
Oh, you love it. 30. Let's rip. Let's rip off the bandaid. Let's get this done early.
So I know if I can enjoy the rest of my weekend.
One o'clock Saturday. I don't think that's allowed to ask
because it's still a national game, a big game.
Yeah, that's what I think.
Wait, the two of you are sitting around,
like Christine, you're supposed to be going at Billy.
Billy's supposed to be not saying anything back to you.
And yet you're both in agreement,
the game should be Saturday, one o'clock.
That's what we're going here.
Yeah.
Going, going ahead, you had a question.
Yeah, you get the last game.
I'm so looking forward to calling this game.
So I know where I'm going to be and what I'm going to be doing.
How does Christine Leasey watch a Buffalo Bill's game?
I mean, from Dress2, who's allowed in the house with you?
What is the setup like at your place?
Well, my husband Rob decided a long time time ago, like I can't really be around
other people.
So it's usually me, him and the dog, and that's it.
Like we went to a friend's house for Bill's Patriots like in 2019, and Mike A might remember
this.
I remember talking to him about this.
Friends who are paid, well, she's not, but her husband is their Patriots fans.
So they thought it would be a good idea of Robin.
I came over to watch the game.
And Mike A said to me, you told them no, right?
Well, we went and it was really uncomfortable for me because I'm in somebody else's house
and I can't yell because he's a Patriots fan.
So we, I went outside with the dogs for a bit because they have a dog too.
So and then I came back in and then my husband didn't want to tell me,
but Josh ended up with a concussion.
And I'm just like, we gotta go.
So after that, it's just,
he robbing the dog.
Have you ever been back?
I mean,
I can't go out because too many people are talking and I need the game.
I need no fake people.
I need like fake fans.
I'm like, no, I need the game. I need to concentrate and no fake people. I need like, you know, fake fans. I'm like, no,
I need the game. I need to concentrate and lose my mind. And that's it.
Well, are you still friends with them or?
Oh, we're still friends. Yeah. Just not, just not game. Just, just, just not, just,
just, well, I, I just want to give you a, a good stat that should make you may know what
are ready and feel good about it. But, but, boy, Billy, Josh Allen is 12 and two against Miami. 35 touchdowns on or 34 touchdowns is five interceptions. He is also one in the
games against Miami in the, he's 10 and two. He is one AFC player of the week, five times
in a game. So he can have some big games against Miami. We know what they did to them early on this year and smoke up your team, Billy. It was at 48 to 20. So Billy's got
stings face on. He really does. Well, he was expecting to get it from Christine up from
Gollick. I mean, I'll try and find a stat for you, Billy. I'll try. All right. So,
Christine, I want to tell you here, you, Christine, the floor is yours. If you want to just
club Billy over the head here and he will not respond, feel free to
do it.
Okay?
Like just feel for talk, smack say whatever you want.
Okay.
I'm not good at that.
I do remember last year.
The only thing I said last year is he said something about Josh and I think I said
you're dead to me and I think that's not that.
That's stretching because like, I don't know if you guys remember, but when I used to do the insults after my updates,
I was like the first time I did it.
And when Mike wrote it for me,
it was making fun of Dan's weight.
And I'm so uncomfortable with that.
Like, it's hard for me.
This is hard for me to like talk trash to somebody
because I love all of you.
And I love, you know, of course, I love Billy too.
Even though he's a dolphin fan, but it's hard for me to do that.
So I'm trying to just appointing you to them.
It was Josh Allen as a funny face.
That's what it was.
Funny face.
Haha.
Haha.
Christine, I have a great way you can get it, Billy.
I think you should bake something and send it to me and Mike and John and Stu gots
and not Billy. There you go.
That's what I think you should do. That would show Billy.
Kristina, as looking at helpful recipes for you, you should be the bills lose on Sunday.
I found it a Turkish crying cake recipe and angel's tears farmers cheese cake. I want to try any of those
Listen, I think the bills are gonna win by 10 points, Kristi. So, you know, what do I know?
How do you feel if I if I told you right now the bills were minus seven. They're not there minus three. Would you still take Buffalo?
I think Buffalo is going to blow them out.
Miami's hurt, Christine.
Yeah, quite banged up, but I just think like there's something about
divisional games that aren't always easy.
Like, you know, the Patriots haven't been good, but look how the bills
came won against that last, you know, last weekend.
I just think that like divisional games just hit differently.
And I do think obviously a fast start for either team
is critical.
And you remember that first game back in October,
was it in October, right?
It was like, boom, boom, boom, boom,
and I'm like, holy crap, whoever has the ball last
is gonna win this game.
That's what I thought about, you know, for that one.
So I just, I don't know.
I always division games are just,
games are stressful for me anyways, but divisional games are really stressful.
How about you just throw it into your updates, Billy has a funny face. That's a,
easy, that's wow. Yeah, I didn't see it professional. I mean, you said it.
She is the most professional person. Yeah. I know,
and I know reading that shit about Levin Tore made her cringe.
I don't want to get Christina in trouble just to make you laugh.
Confuse everyone listening.
She just stayed on.
What happened there?
She was great for the five people who knew who nobody was talking about it.
Exactly, really, really great inside joke.
Well, we miss you very much.
Thank you for coming on.
I miss you guys too. I know. You're so nice that much. Thank you for coming on. I miss you guys too.
I know.
You're so nice that I think I'm rooting for Buffalo.
I got to be honest.
So thank you, Kristi.
Thanks, Kristi.
Hi guys.
Go, Bill.
Love you.
Thank you.
And we love you.
I mean, great.
I'm one of the nicest people we have ever been around.
You think Harbaugh leaves Winner loose? I think Harbaugh leaves? What are those?
I think Harbaugh is going to leave.
I think him signing Dine Yee as his agent who is a big time.
He's business.
NFL agent.
He's the agent for Sean Payton.
He was the agent for Tom Brady for all those years as well.
So I do think he's going to go in it and I think he'll end up listening.
The best situation out there and there unfortunately will be more openings, but you look at, you do certainly look at
ownership, but you look at quarterback and the best situation right now is the chargers
with Justin Herbert. So it wouldn't shock me to see him out in LA.
We'll get you out of here in a second. If I told you right now, Browns Ravens, AFC Championship
game, would you take it? Yes. Yes. You look at right now, the Ravens have won six in a row.
The next two best teams are the bills
and the Browns at winning four in a row.
Flacco has been phenomenal.
He's been unflappable.
He's helped this offense progress
while also being the steady hand of that veteran.
I would not doubt it at all.
And I'll say this, I'll give him my wife credit,
the beginning of the year, my wife picked Detroit
and Cleveland in the Super Bowl.
Wow.
And let me tell you what, not as outlandish as you would think
right now, you know, the way they're playing.
So we'll see, but I could absolutely see
a Cleveland Baltimore matchup in the playoffs.
Go Joe and go look eight to 10 draft Kings Network wherever you get your podcast.
Go look at Smeti as well.
He has the dolphins of bills.
Westwood won Sunday night football big game.
All right, Mike, you're on the call.
You seem to have all the stats.
Yeah.
Christy Lisi refuses to talk shit the Billy because she's way too nice, but you're not.
I mean, you're nice.
We love you.
You're great.
Wait, but he could talk shit. So what do you think here? Dolphins and bills, Mike, it seems like you're nice. We love you. You're great. But he could talk shit.
So what do you think here?
Dolphins and bills.
Mike, it seems like you're leaning towards the bills here.
Well, I'm not leaning toward anybody.
I can't make a pick.
I'm calling the game.
Exactly.
I'm coming on.
Enough of that.
I know.
I absolutely cannot.
What I'll say is, tell me why the bills will win, Mike.
Well, the bills have certainly had their number for a bit.
That's for sure.
But I think from the Miami standpoint, even guys are going to play.
I mean, two has got the shoulder.
Most are going to try and come back.
You lost Bradley Chubb after a few weeks earlier, losing Phillips.
Your top two pass rushers are gone.
Howard, the DB has been nicked up as well.
I mean, that's what I just talked about.
The attrition, when you get to deploy us,
a team that seems like has the possibility
to be right there as a number two seed,
has so many injuries, how badly is it going to cost them?
So that's what I look at here is how many of those guys play,
well, we know Chubb is going to play.
How do they play and how are they when they play?
And if they can't be 100%, how does a guy that comes in for them play? So listen, Buffalo's
had their number. It's on the road in Miami though. Miami can strike it quick at any time.
And we've seen Josh Allen turn the ball over. He's got 16 interceptions. So that could
play a big part in this game as well. He's so good to get this team though. He is.
I know Billy's nervous.
Billy is.
Billy is.
Billy is.
Yeah, because it would be such a disappointment.
I'm going to be a front Sunday night.
No, to not win the division would be such a major disappointment to the fans down here.
Even getting into the playoffs, but not winning that division would.
Yeah, everyone.
All right, Mike, enjoy enjoy the weekend I'm surprised you
to ask Billy you could have crashed in his house you would have had you over you
know yeah yep yeah I yeah about that no Fort Lauderdale yeah go Fort Lauderdale hang
out up there I know this place with your are you got a young kid, too, don't you?
Yeah, too. Yeah, I mean, I
see I've seen you as a grandfather, Mike.
Yeah, you could be actually, you know what, when you come in,
you want a baby's to Saturday?
And the misses will go out. Yeah,
losing the connection right now. I can't hear you anymore.
Driving through my ears. Yeah.
Uh huh. Have a safe trip.
Mike enjoy the weekend. Yeah, uh-huh. I have a safe trip, Mike. Enjoy the weekend.
Yeah, guys.
See you.
Does your wife know our names?
Stu Gats was wondering.
Well, yeah, she knows Stu Gats, because he's like,
he's definitely knows Stu Gats.
That's for sure.
Yeah, she's not aware of Billy or Mikey,
yet.
That's exactly what I said.
I go, I'm not important to Chris.
And he's like, you absolutely are.
I'm like, I know my place.
You would be her favorite, though, Billy.
No worry about that.
So you're keeping us apart.
You can play that to me.
I would be guilty.
You're her favorite, Chris.
Go ahead.
You're threaded.
Well, he just, he seemed so, you know,
he just got this unassuming,uming cute quiet way about him, right? I mean, you know stew got your
The all over the place loudmouth long Islander, right?
She would like Mike E.A. a lot, you know, all right, but
Billy's adorable. Billy's adorable exactly right. Bill. He's that that guy right? It's not like you know
Big Husky strong man that comes in the house from Billy walked in. It's like oh look at this cute little guy
He's a nice little guy look at him. I'll take it. What's going on here a bit scruffy Chris? What's happening?
Well, wait a minute, Billy because you said you said and I don't think Sims heard it
His wife would be threatened that
Chris would be threatened by your relationship with his wife.
You sounded like to me.
My wife also likes fashion and the fact that Billy can't wear anything but a red-f***ing
Marlon sweatshirt.
I mean, she'd be like, what a loser.
What's wrong with him?
He had no money.
Can he not get another sweatshirt?
No, I don't know.
And then I'd be like, no, he just likes wrong colored sweatshirts
of baseball teams that aren't that color.
Yeah, I don't know.
You know, he's adorable, but he's dumb sometimes too.
So I'd have to explain that to her.
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But Sims first put us right next to you as Texas was losing that national semifinal
game.
Oh my gosh.
I know.
First off, I was so.
The first game was great, right?
I mean, it really was.
I was loving watching the Rose Bowl, two powerhouse teams, right?
Jim Harboff can't ever win the big one and they went in the clutch way.
That was really cool.
So Texas game in the family room
ready to watch the game, right? So like the Texas game was awesome. I mean again, it was action
pack, big plays. I love of course the quarterback from Washington. I think he is the man and being
a little underrated. But the game is on too late. Like, I missed the end of the game. I fell asleep.
I didn't mean to. I didn't make a conscious effort, but, you know, between it being new
years the night before, and then the game doesn't start till 9 p.m. and then college games
last forever, as we know, I fell asleep. It did seem like that game was not going to live up to the first one and then by the end
of the game.
It was better.
Yeah, no, no, no, that by the end of the game, Texas had a chance to potentially win the
game and I was going to ask you what you thought about Sark's play calling and all that, but
you were asleep.
So never mind.
I know.
I don't have a good feel for it.
I'm sorry.
I didn't love it though.
I've seen the highlights of that.
I listen.
I hate at the end of the games
or in a big moment.
And right, we got coaches that made millions of dollars
and they had weeks to prepare.
And then the end of the game, it's a big play.
It's just like, you run straight
and we'll just throw it the fuck up
and maybe you'll catch it.
That's what we come up with.
And that's not on Sark, that's not anybody.
But it looked like that a little to me when I was watching back the highlights
Chris I want to get to the final final week of the regular season here
And I will in just a second but and I know you like to study these things and give us an informed opinion
But and I don't but am I crazy to think that Penex Jr
Is better than Caleb Williams?
Well, I don't think the gap is as far as everybody thinks it is i i you know you heard me during the year
i didn't understand why pennics junior wasn't in the conversation right
right may and cable Williams i i just i did not get that now i know he's had
injury history and he's older that's all i can come to
he's phenomenal i i he's got a big-time arm
he hangs in the pocket he's got a big time arm. He hangs in the pocket.
He's got incredible downfield accuracy.
That's not easy to come by.
It's crazy.
You know me in a year where I'm always going, hey, the quarterback doesn't know he's on
the best team doesn't deserve the award.
Here we had a year in college football where I go, the team is the quarterback.
They throw at every play.
We all know what they are.
The deepest isn't that great great they go undefeated and the second best conference in football
behind the SEC and he doesn't get the fucking high school in the year like that's
where it's like we got to start evaluating who we got voting for some of this
stuff around here that's what's driving me crazy but he's a baller and I saw
some people going well you might have played himself in the first round.
Well, what was it he already in the first round?
I mean, when did 6 4 2 20 rocket arm best downfield thrower and football not become a first
round quarterback?
I just, I'm shocked by that.
And I think you'll continue to see him climb up the boards as it goes more and more and
coaches get to dive into the play the play of Michael Pentax.
All right.
Let's get to the NFL here.
Can anyone beat the Baltimore Ravens?
Yeah, the 49ers, they can.
Okay.
All right.
The Ravens beat him up pretty good, Chris.
I know.
I know.
I think again, the 49ers didn't play their best ball.
It's a tough match up for the 49ers, but, you know, I think if you, they play again, the
Niners will go back in the lab, they'll play it a little differently. I think that'll be a nail-biter type of football
game. The other team I'm going to throw out there to you is the older, the old Baltimore
Ravens, AK, the Cleveland Browns, right? I'm not so sure. I wouldn't make Cleveland
the number three team in football if you made me rank them, right?
Like what when I first off we're in a year where there's not a lot of great teams, right?
We know that I mean, it's kind of the 49ers in the Ravens you get after that all the other teams have questions
Right now not that Cleveland doesn't have questions, but there's not many
There's that and their defense
I've been trying to tell people really for the last six, eight weeks
have a very much 2015 Broncos feel to me where they can win games by themselves.
So they're a team that I look at and then Cooper and Joku, if they get the running game
going a little and don't have flackle throwing at 40 plus times
I would not be shocked if Cleveland ended up in the Super Bowl
So I think that highly of Cleveland. I think they're a special pretty special football team
So do I do you think to Sean Watson is enjoying watching this?
No, no, I think he's going I think he's going damn. I can't believe I've heard I'd be a part of this
Let alone he's going damn I can't believe I've heard I'd be a part of this let alone he's going damn
This this is gonna put a lot of pressure on me if black go goes to the Super Bowl or the ASE Championship game
I don't want to get too far ahead of ourselves here Chris but flacko goes he leads the Browns
This Super Bowl wins his second Super Bowl Hall of Famer
Well Super Bowl Hall of Famer. Well, like first off, I think Flacco is closer to that conversation
that people are the public want to give them credit, right?
Remember a few years without this season, you're saying that Chris.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's not he's not in the Hall of Fame,
but it's more of a discussion that people give a credit for.
You do not think that he's close to the Hall of Fame before the season.
I don't think the difference between him and Eli Manning is that far off.
And everybody thinks Eli Manning is a shoe in.
And I want to go, this guy went to the playoffs way more than the Eli Manning, right?
You know, how did he play in the conference with Tom Brady in company?
He outplayed Tom Brady in the championship game twice.
Lee Evans dropped. Yes.
Well, Leavins drop, and then they missed the field goal, right?
Right after that.
I mean, he outplayed him.
They played in the, you know, I think two championship games.
He outplayed him both times.
There's way more clutch and big time plays from Joe Flacco than people are giving him
credit for.
Okay, so ranked these three quarterbacks chances
of getting into the hall of fame.
Eli Manning, Joe Flacco, Kirk Cousins.
Eli's a lock.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like Eli's a lock, right?
Even though I think it's debatable to say,
I mean, a guy that had a below winning record
for his career. Yeah, but you'd be pretty pretty twice you went to Super Bowl and you go in.
I mean, it's literally that's all it is.
Right.
That's all it is.
It really is.
But yeah, he's a lock between that and Manning.
I mean, Manning being his last name.
Yeah, I think that that is the truth of the matter.
Kurt Cousins, no.
Joe Flacco wins a Super Bowl. Wins another MVP. Getting closer.
It'll get closer. There's some chance there. I'm just saying there's a light at the end
of that tunnel, Billy. That's all I'm saying. Help me out with this. Do the chiefs need
to change their style and embrace what they've become and stop chasing what they used
to be because they're not what they used to be and I feel like they need to embrace what they are, which is a team that can run the football
and play defense.
That is it.
That's all I've been saying on I said it a football night in America last week.
I said it on my podcast.
Embrace the ugly Kansas City.
Embrace it.
Stop thinking, oh, we getting the shotgun enough times.
We'll start to look like the 2018
brought achieves again. No, it ain't happening. Get over it. Play defense. Run the ball. Keep the game
close. My homes will be clutch at the end of the game. That's what they are. That's how they should
play. Right? They get themselves in trouble when they start to go, oh, we got to get back in the shotgun and throw a boss.
Everybody's caught onto their offense.
It's not even as good with Negi as it was with B enemy.
Let alone everybody's caught onto this, this, and what they did and, you know,
brought to the NFL a few years ago, right?
So, and they don't have the weapons that receiver where they're not protecting all that well, right?
The Christmas Day game
against the Raiders
was maybe the worst offensive film I ever saw the Patriot, I mean the chiefs put on film ever in the Mahomes era.
Wow.
It was a disaster in every area. Mahomes was horrible, the past protection was horrible. The play calling was horrible, right?
Trick play on your own ten yard line. That tells you how desperate they are.
Which, it also tells you that they're not embracing what you're saying and then who they are.
They kill stickin' it. Hey, it will be cool and run a trick play and it'll ignite us.
No, it's not. Run the ball up the middle. Then run it up the middle again. Then toss it wide.
Then run a play action pass and get 40 yards from my homes. It's not run the ball up the middle then run it up the middle again then toss it wide
Then run a play action pass and get 40 yards from my homes then play more defense and do it again And I just feel like they got to come to terms with that
What do you think the bear should do with Justin Fields? I mean he's been really good Chris
Yeah, I don't it's such a tricky situation. They have the number one overall pick
But they can either build around Justin Fields or build around the rookie quarterback.
Build a team.
Okay, that's what I said.
I mean, their defense is in your face.
It's a lot like the Browns.
It's like, go ahead, we dare you.
We're right here.
Try it, right?
They got the number one run defense.
They got good secondary.
Eber Fluss is a great defense of mine. The O lines overpowering. They got a number one run defense. They got good secondary. Eber Fluss is a great defensive mind.
The O lines overpowering.
They got a great tight end.
The receivers are good.
Justin Fields, it used to be one out of every three throws.
They'd go, oh, that's horrible.
Or what's he looking at or whatever.
Now it's like once in a while.
I mean, he's throwing the ball.
Great.
He throws the ball outside the numbers.
He's still the best running quarterback in football.
Right?
I'm like, I'm more with what you're saying.
Like, it's a year where everybody's
going to want Caleb Williams and Drake May.
They could have three first round picks when this year is over.
They could.
Three this year, another two next year.
They could get a big time receiver, another pass rruchor, they have money to spend in free agency,
they could be one of the top teams in the NFC.
Build the team.
Here's just, you got me going now,
because I got more on that, right?
Okay.
Build the team, stop the chasing of the quarterback all the time.
Like the Patriots built the team,
and then they brought Brady along,
and then it was like, oh, he's a superstar now.
The Steelers built the team
and they brought Terry Bradshaw along
and then they were like, oh, shit,
we got a superstar here.
Like, that's the way to do things, right?
Not everybody, you're not gonna find my homes
or Josh Allen, okay?
So let's look at some other teams, the Browns.
What have the Browns got?
A team. I would argue the dolphins built the team to justify picking the quarterback in the top 10. So they were like, oh gosh, we got to be able to lost our team. There we go. The cults team
Gardner Minchue playoffs right now. Golf sucks. Jared golf sucks. We got to get him off the
ramps. Oh, team, manager him run the ball. Oh, oh
God for really good. We might extend his contract and we might be the number 2C in the NSE
So Baker may feel sucks. He sucks. That's right. Oh now he's on a team. Oh Baker may feels really good
We're gonna extend them right? Jalen hurts. I don't know. He can't play quarterback
I'm not sure about that. Oh the team's awesome around them. Hey, is he a superstar quarterback now? Okay? Like build a team. That's all I'm not sure about that. Oh, the team's awesome. Around him. Hey, is he a superstar quarterback now? Okay.
Like build a team. That's all I'm saying.
Mikey, I you love seeing him get wiped out, right?
It's fun. It's fun. It's fun to see it develop as it happened.
What the fuck is going on with Peyton or Russell Wilson, man?
Man, I was surprised like you guys were.
I knew it hadn't been great, but it had been good.
You know, I asked to watch film on the Broncos all the time.
And I'm never like, oh, wow, it's amazing.
But I'm going, oh, yeah, they're managing Russell.
They're taking them, you know, taking it slowly,
slowly giving them more and more offense and trying to build his confidence and do all that, not put too much on his plate, right?
But, you know, then you get into, hey, they're benching them. And of course, I was watching the game against the, the Patriots on Christmas night. That was a disaster. Christmas evening night. It was a disaster. But when they bench him and then you go back and watch film and you look at it through the prism
of negativity a little bit, you kind of go, yeah, man, they run the same plays a lot.
They don't do anything, right? You know, Russell Wilson, when receivers don't know where to
line up, Russell doesn't tell him where to line up. They look at the sidelines and they tell him where to line up. So I think between,
you know, lack of big time play and Sean Peyton going, wait, what's the point of having
me if I can't have my million play, playbook involved in the game?
Right. I think he had had enough. He felt handcuffed. So he wants to move on to somebody
that he feels that can run the complete and total Sean Payton offense.
What is Russell Wilson next year? Is he a backup or is he a starter? Oh, he's a star.
Is he on a good team? I think I think it'll still be a good a starter. I think you got a.
I think what I've learned with Russell Wilson is it's got to be he's not capable of like this great offense, 5,000 yards, 4,500, 45 touchdown passes and all that.
That's just not who he is, right?
He's hesitant on letting go of the ball.
He watches the rush too much.
He's hesitant to throw the ball over the middle of the field.
I feel like he's got to go and be a part of a team that plays defense of football like he was
with the legion of boom, Mike. Yeah. Right where it's like, Hey, takes care of the ball.
He scrambles and makes a few plays every now and then and at the end of the game, he's
clutch. That's what Russell Wilson wasn't Seattle. And I feel like the team I thrown out
there is like the Pittsburgh Steelers. He would fit that style of football.
Of course, the NFL is so funny.
Three weeks ago, the Cowboys were the best team in the NFL.
Uh, and now I ask you this question.
Okay. Three weeks later, after being the best team in the NFL, if Mike McCarty and the
Cowboys do not win a playoff game this year, will Mike McCarty be fired?
Yeah. I, I mean, I, I never know with Jerry Jones and what the expectations are.
Barbon Belichack lurking.
Just so I know. I hear, I hear, I can't with Jerry Jones and what the expectations are. Harbond Belichick lurking just so.
I know.
I hear you.
I can't imagine Jerry Jones though.
He's gonna let Harbond Belichick come in and he's gonna take a back seat to them and they're
gonna tell the shut up and listen to what I say.
I don't think that's happening.
Okay.
All right, so.
But I do still think I wouldn't fire him, but I still think there's a chance.
I think there's a chance. You know, again, I mean, like the management think I wouldn't fire him, but I still think there's a chance. I think there's a chance.
You know, again, I mean, like the management of the clock last Saturday, I mean, that's embarrassing.
You know, that was embarrassing.
That was so stupid.
They got so lucky.
But yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I look at the, I wish the office was a little more creative, but I still look at them
and go, their biggest issues are, you know, no big people on
the D line, their linebackers are below average NFL starters and their safeties are just
okay.
And that's really what hurts their team more than anything.
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dolphins and bills or the dolphins in trouble, Chris.
Well, I mean, it stinks with Bradley Chubb, right? It's the same thing we see every game the dolphins lose, right?
Good defense align, physical, right?
They know how to take away a few of the tricks.
Oh, wait, they hit a few slants on us early.
We've seen it a few times.
Now we've taken away.
What else is there on offense?
What else is there, right? What else is there?
To what doesn't throw the ball outside the numbers at all?
It's an occasional go-round, but everything is right down the middle.
The biggest thing is, I really think they have to run the ball more.
And I hate to say that, but I say that because the O-line is not a great pass protecting
O-line.
And if they want those middle of the field passes to be open,
they gotta be more patient.
Like when you look at the game last week again,
and there's been other games too,
the Titans game, I would throw this there too.
If you're averaging seven yards of carry,
and you only run for 145 yards,
or somewhere around that, you didn't run the ball enough.
And they get two board with it.
They'll rip off 20 and rip off five and then go three series without running the ball
and then you're going wait the Ravens are playing past defense every play.
So that's what I don't understand about them and that's where they really keep screwing
themselves over as a lack of patience in the run game and it's taken away some of their
ability to do some things in the past game.
Should Billy be terrified of Josh Allen?
Well, yeah, he should always be terrified of Josh Allen,
especially when you don't have Bradley Chubb,
and now you're limited with the guys that can contain him.
I mean, you're only, you know,
Ben Ginkels, your best pass rusher now,
and he's a good one, but he's not Jalen Phillips or Bradley Chubb.
We'll get you out here in a second, but Lamar Jackson, they have
home field advantage. They're the number one seed. Joe
Barrow is hurt. The chiefs are down. The dolphins are banged up.
If he makes it through the AFC two home games, Chris, okay,
two home games, get them to the Super Bowl against in all
likelihood, probably Brock Purdy or Jared golf. If not now, when for the more Jackson,
there is pressure on the more Jackson in large part because he's so goddamn great,
and it was a second MVP before the age of 26. No one has ever done that before, but also
because of what has happened to the other teams here this year in the NFL with the quarterbacks
being out.
Yeah, no. It's it's setting up pretty for them. Perfectly is.
Yes, perfectly.
Yes.
You know, and then, hey, I mean, if the chiefs came to town, that'll be scary.
We know that the chiefs D is good, but I, you know, yeah, it's not the chiefs of all,
right?
You know, I told you, I think Cleveland coming to town might be the scariest thing
of all for them.
Cleveland beat them in Baltimore earlier this year.
So they're capable.
Buffalo would be a little scary,
but clearly in the class of their own,
there is pressure, but they're rolling right now.
And they seem to be better when there is a little pressure.
And they have more avenues in which to beat you
on offense than they did in years past.
I think that's the biggest thing.
They don't have to go, oh, we have to run the ball good and then the offense will be good.
They can kind of do whatever they want now.
And that's where I think they're a lot more dangerous than ever in the playoffs and the
Alamar Jackson era.
Chris, we didn't get to talk to you last week.
So I just need to know who do we need to call to get you an Oscar for that 45 minute Wal-Mart
commercial you had? Because honestly, you took us out of journey that week and I'm just I'm just wondering who
do we need to call? I mean it should speak for itself that you shouldn't have to
call anybody. The Oscars should be coming in the mail and I was that good they
were like we need Walmart needs more sims Let's make this one twice as long.
Billy immediately texted us after seeing that.
Yeah, I love that. He was so excited.
I'm excited. My favorite thing, Billy.
You're the text about sims on the weekend.
Thank you, Billy. Thanks, man.
Wait, Christy, you subscribe.
I remember growing up watching your dad's great teams, the Giants.
And, Parcells, even when the Giants
had things locked up, he would never sit the starters.
He wanted to keep the momentum going.
Do you agree with that philosophy?
A hundred percent.
I would not sit the starters in totality.
If you have the first round by, no way, right?
No.
Again, to me, what did New England do for the last two decades? Yeah, they played week 18. Yeah, you know at least a half didn't matter
You know it's too long to go without playing
We've had a Super Bowl winner in recent history here. That's had that
Yeah, you enjoy the weekend, man. We'll talk to you guys
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Bowl season.
It continues.
It never ends 13, 20 and one on the ball season. I am never picking all the
balls again. My goal is right. I'll pick them all again next year.
71, 55 and five on the regular season. One game this week. The biggest of games.
The national champion. Monday night. Washington plus five. Take it on Michigan.
I'm done doubting Washington. We've been doing it all year. I ain't doing it anymore.
Washington went to the game outright. They cover the spread. Washington by three points.
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Packers need it.
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according to Chris Sims.
I didn't say he did.
Packers buy it down to two and a half, I'm taking them.
Packers need it, they get it, they win it, they cover.
Packers by seven points at home.
Eagles, they need it, they cover. Packers by seven points at home. Eagles, they needed as well.
Might as five at the Giants.
Eagles win and cover Philadelphia by eight points
on the road.
And finally, the big one, Bill's dolphins, Billy.
He's a nervous wreck.
Buy it down to two and a half, Billy, I'm sorry,
I'm doing this to you.
The bills win, they cover the bills by 10 points
over the dolphins.
Those are the picks, everyone.
Good luck.
How are you, buddy?
I've been, I've been, you know, going, going along, going, moving.
You know, it's been, it's been a wild ride
the last few weeks.
Yeah.
What's been, what's been a wildest part of it?
The wildest part of it.
His coach was fired.
Well, I didn't know that.
No, that's not what I meant.
Going through that.
That happened.
You know, and then life going on to moving right now.
Like, I don't have my lights in the back or anything like that.
So, oh, yeah.
Been getting that, getting the house ready to move in right now. Like I don't have my lights in the back or anything like that. So, oh yeah.
Been getting that, getting the house ready to move,
moving out of California.
And then end of season's coming, you know,
been struggling to like sucks as well.
So it's that and then I have my companies
that have been doing well and so it's like,
wow man, good stuff, bad stuff, everything in between.
So what's going on for you guys this year?
Like what's the new, the new path, more the same?
We got a new thing coming?
What is there any new flavors?
You know, it's funny Austin,
because Billy was saying today
that he's already tired of 2024.
So, and not my year.
Come on, Billy, what do you mean, man?
What's going on?
There hasn't been anything concrete.
It's just a feeling, I feel like next year
we'll be more so my year than this year, you know what I mean? I mean, I'm gonna give him a best shot, but I'm sure it's on. There's, there hasn't been anything concrete. It's just a feeling, I feel like next year will be more so my year than this year, you know what I mean?
I mean, I'm gonna give him my best shot,
but I'm also not, I don't, I try Austin
to limit my expectations with things, right?
Because if I limit my expectations
and I can't be disappointed, where,
if I expect two, two greater things,
then I can only be disappointed.
Mm-hmm.
Ah, okay, okay.
Well, I feel like there's, there's a place to live
where you have high expectations,
but you don't necessarily measure yourself
to those expectations, you measure yourself
to the progress that you've made, if that makes sense.
You're always shooting for the horizon,
you'll never catch the horizon, it's always gonna be there.
You're always gonna be seeing like,
oh, I could have it better.
However, if you compare yourself to the horizon,
you're gonna go crazy.
But if you compare yourself to what you were,
like I said before, then, right,
you can live in a place where you actually feel like you've, you know,
progressed and done something.
So I think you need to change perspective a little bit.
Very philosophical. I love it. Appreciate what you have.
Not what you don't have, Billy.
But Austin's also saying that as like someone who's like in his peak of his life, you know,
what I mean? We're like, awesome. When you start going down the peak, my friend.
No, this is not the peak. Don't put that on me, Billy. You're still
, you're still ascending. All right. Well, when you reach the level where we're descending,
you look back and you're like, Oh, wow, I used to be so much better than I am now. I
used to be in better shape. I used to be better looking at just with such a better time
before. And I realized, this is just the slow march towards death.
I think when you check on Billy here after the show, you know, I think when you check on our
buddies, right? I mean, you're not there. You're getting married. You'll figure it out.
We're not wrong. We're all going to a slow, right? March to death. But, you know, I want to live it up
and have some type of, you know, fulfillment feeling and not that I'm just inevitably going to die, which I am, but at least enjoy it while we still
have the chance. What are you going to do for the Super Bullets in your hometown this year?
So you're all the game with us. What do you mean? Well, are people like hitting you up and
like bothering you, asking you for connections and things already or not yet?
Um, not necessarily the connections, but like to come show up at like their gathering.
I know there's a big celebrity poker tournament going on out there.
So I know I'm getting invited to that with Blake Wynn.
And then I know there's a bunch of just activations that I'm already going to be out there for that
are that are going on.
Obviously, Radio Row.
I'll probably see you guys.
You guys over there.
I'm sure you guys are going out to that.
So it's more of the same, but now it's just a little bit
more intriguing for me because I live here now.
I can go to more and I'm not having to fly
and we're about hotel rooms and stuff.
I can just go home after the day's done.
It's exhausting.
Here's the thing that we learned.
So when it was down here in Miami a couple of years ago,
you're like, oh, wow, this is great.
I'll be able to go home, sleep in bed like this is gonna be awesome, right?
And then what happens is is you realize like, oh, but I still have to live my everyday life the entire week
You know what I mean? We're like if you go away to Super Bowl
You leave your normal everyday responsibilities behind at home and you're like, I'm gonna be gone for a week or whatever
It is and then I'll get back and I'll get to regular everyday life, right?
But now it's like, oh, I need to go to do the celebrity poker tournament. And then I need to go
to radio row. I need to do this. That I turn off the lights. It take out the trash. But you still have
all the things that you have to do everyday life. But you have all these people also bothering
because like, oh, Austin Luzer, he must know the best place to go. Does he have some, like,
you can get me into this place or that place. Right. Right. And he get me on this. Cook me up with this.
Cook me up with that. You become a host, it's super annoying, really annoying.
Well, it doesn't happen often enough.
So I'm gonna embrace it, Billy.
Yeah, I'm going on this, I'm going on the upward trend, Billy.
We gotta get you over here.
He's very negative.
He's asking you, right?
But kind of I get there.
Right over here.
Come on, Billy, how old are you?
I'm 36, so I'm old.
You're too early.
I'll ask it would agree. You're too early.
Austin would agree.
It's too early for you to start marching to death.
Okay.
Wait, two years.
If me and Austin were in the same industry,
they would have taken me out back and gotten rid of me already.
You know what I mean?
36 year old running back, I wouldn't still be in the league.
Yeah, that's tough.
I don't think.
I'm old.
Yeah, your old athlete year is absolutely.
You're a grandpa, but you're not an athlete. So you're your young excuse me in podcast.
I was a polevolter in college.
I was at the range one athlete.
Okay.
I did.
He's young and running back years, but not in quarterback years.
Joe Flacco.
I mean, there you go.
Five minute core class yesterday, Austin.
That's a start.
There you go.
New years resolution.
Five. Yeah, five.
You know, was that one of those things? New year, new me and you got in there.
Yeah. See how long it lasts.
It won't last long.
Do you have New Year's resolution?
So you do that often?
Actually, well, it doesn't, it wasn't an actual record resolution like this.
I'm gonna do this year, but I actually was reading this book.
And it kind of gave me this like thing to do before you go to bed
because I've been like mindlessly scrolling on like Instagram
and it's like instead of doing that,
it's like like journal, like what were the wins of the day?
And then journal what you want the wins of the next day
to be tomorrow.
Put your phone on airplane mode, set aside,
and just think about okay, what did I do today?
That was good.
And then tomorrow, what am I gonna do? Right that's going to consider that a win in my book.
So I'm trying that.
So I'm trying that.
So I've been doing a little bit of journaling, writing down my stuff, and trying to just
help myself.
Now I know I have things I want to check off today that I could would consider a win
right before I go to bed and look forward to the next day too.
So that's a new thing that I'm trying out this year.
So I'll go, like I said, just trying to continue to put forward and be as efficient
really mentally, not in like a quantifiable way, but like a qualitative way, like quality.
Like, what's the quality of the time that I'm spending instead of trying to do as much as I possibly can?
Let's just do high quality stuff.
Because hopefully I can get a better return mentally and in the fulfillment section of my life.
So, kind of,
I've been going through a little,
not necessarily a change,
but kind of like a new awakening to maybe some new methods
to try out my life.
I like it.
I know you love what you do for a living.
I know that, okay?
There are parts of it that are probably frustrating,
but I know you love in general
what it is you do for a living.
Are you looking forward for this season to be over?
Not necessarily looking forward to it.
I try not to wish my life away.
Right.
I'm marching to your death.
Because we're marching to death out here, you know?
Right.
So I'm very careful with my words when I'm looking forward
to things.
I definitely am going to embrace this last game.
It's been a learning year. I've learned a lot more of what I expect for myself, you know, not only from the athlete
side, but from the leadership side that I feel like I fell short in and maybe letting
some stuff get away that I shouldn't have and I've learned from that. And so now going
forward, things like I want to make sure that there's a point to always have some type
of way for us to like get together. And I think if it's not there, then I want to make sure that there's a point to always have some type of way for us to like get together
and I think if it's not there then I have to be the one in my head. I'm like I want to be the one that steps up
and make sure that that's happening and we can do that and we can build that camaraderie in multiple different ways.
So things like that that I've learned there's a few others and there that was just an example of one that I've learned from the season
and you know I got asked after the game, like how are you feeling?
And yeah, it's frustrating.
But at the same time, this is life and this is sports.
And so for all the fans and everyone,
it's super emotional and everything.
But it's like, I've gone through bad season,
I've gone through great seasons.
And guess what, regardless of how this season goes,
you're going to come back again next year
with the same mindset of trying to get better,
of trying to be more consistent, of trying to be a better leader, trying to be a better
person, and it never changes.
Obviously, the emotions are short-term and they're in the now, but over the long term of
my athlete career, it's really more of the same, and it's always continued to try to progress
towards that horizon that I was telling Billy about, right?
That's out there, but you don't get caught up in the horizon, right?
You make sure that you're looking at how far I've how far I've come and I'm very proud of my career
and how far I've been able to continue to progress.
Billy's looking at his grave, I mean, it's sad.
It's really, it makes me sad.
But I am wondering Austin,
because this is such an interesting offseason for you, okay?
You're gonna be 29 in May.
We've talked about your body and how much it hurts.
And so, and you're a free agent.
So, can you kind of take us through the decision-making process
this off season?
Like, have you already decided I'm coming back?
I want to play football still.
Yeah, I mean, that's, that's the thing for me
as an athlete, I have another opportunity to go and play
and make an impact.
As long as I have an impact, I want to keep that,
that opportunity on the table.
And, you know, there'll be a time in my life
where I walk away from the game,
but until that happens, like my mindset is continue to get ready and make an impact in the football
field if I can and if a team wants me.
And so, you know, it's my resume over the past seven years.
I can continue to build it, you know, whether it's, you know, going through good or bad seasons,
you know, still putting stuff on tape.
And yeah, we'll see how this season off season plays out.
It's going to be super interesting, super interesting, because there's so much going on in the running back space. So, this season off season plays out. It's gonna be super interesting, super interesting,
because there's so much going on in the running back space.
So, yeah, it plays out.
Well, what's the most important thing to you?
Is it staying where you're comfortable,
staying at home, is it money, is it maximizing money,
is it playing for a super bulk agenda?
What would be the most important thing for Austin?
Well, you have to have some parameters in there
because you can't just say, oh, it's not money,
and I don't, I'm just gonna go play for free,
you know, or the minimum or whatever it is.
Whatever it is, like you have to have some sort of,
like, you know, push back as far as the money component
because it affects everyone in the running back market.
If you're, if you're a stud and you're like,
oh, no, I make a ton of money off of feeling
I don't care about any money.
Well, now you're screwing over everyone else.
That was like, hey, while I'm getting compared to you
and you're not making this, what you should be making. Um, so yeah, the money
definitely is is a part of it, um, just for the sake of the business. And then also, um,
yeah, I'm obviously going to be 29, I'm going into year eight next year. So I want to be
in a situation where I can make the most impact on a team that's like, yeah, we're, we're
getting this thing going, um, as far as the like being a team that's like, yeah, we're getting this thing going. As far as being on a team that's rebuilding, it's like, I can go out there and make an
impact absolutely.
Is that necessarily where I want to be?
I don't know.
It depends on the situation.
Depends on the situation of, hey, it's just like, oh, one year deal.
It's a two year deal.
If it's one year deal, probably want to be on a team where it's like, hey, we're looking
forward.
We're moving in the direction that's going. We have a chance to go make the playoffs
and actually make a run, which I felt like we were
in with a charge this year.
So who knows what's gonna happen.
It was crazy.
The football's wild.
So really, if I just get the opportunity to come back
and play on a team that has some upside
and has some bright looking future out there,
then that's why I feel like I wouldn't want to be. Anyway.
Did you see that Lions game?
Did you see the call, the miss call?
Like what do you make of the officiating?
Should they be held more accountable, the officials?
Man, I mean, we should all be held accountable to our job,
but I think the officiating is such an impact on the game
that it blows my mind that these guys are not full-time.
Like how are these people not full-time?
Yes.
This is a multi-billion dollar industry and we have people that need to regulate and
officiate the actual game that's being played.
These people in my mind should be just non-stop studying film, going to people, going to practices,
going to games, right?
Like this is what they do.
You do this full-time because look at the impact that it has, right?
If it is a questionable call or whatever.
And if there's a way that we can actually, right,
make it better, which in my mind would be full time,
which Pat McAfee was saying it today,
you get a sponsor to pay these people full time.
Like imagine, you know, Adidas pays up like all the stripes
and they have a big Adidas on every single referee
and they pay them for this sponsorship for the TV and all have a big adidas on every single referee and they pay
them for this sponsorship for the TV and all like it wouldn't be hard. Money's not the option,
not the question. It's like, why are we not doing this full time to get so like think of us,
we're football players. We're not doing this part time, you know, if we did a part time,
the quality would would you know be be less than it is. And so same thing with the officiating.
We got these guys that Monday through Friday
or out here doing whatever they're doing,
they're on Sunday, I'm gonna call a game.
You know, come on.
So I think we can help them out.
I think we can help the reps out
by giving them more opportunities
to continue to be actually committed to this,
which I know they are.
But let's give them more resources
so they can just do this full time
so that we can have a little bit more accountability
That because you could say yeah, we got to hold them accountable
But they ain't even doing this full time right
Well, I mean they're not poor. There's these are like lawyers also. This is like their side fun gig
I have a question for you based on a commercial
Not all of them are lawyers here
They're all members of law firms
What if what if you guys, Austin, were more accountable.
And you did like that kid in that commercial
where you're like, hey, ref, it was out on me.
And you go and you correct the official
when you make them to say, if there's anyone in the league
that would do that, it might be you.
You're like, you know, I actually didn't cross the plane there.
We're gonna have to take that one off.
I know it's gonna cross my chair.
$1,000.
I did.
You're asking competitors to be honest.
Oh my goodness.
We're celebrating Michigan.
They cheated their way to the national championship game.
I mean, like, we're always looking for an edge.
So if, I mean, like, if it's in, it's in.
They said it was in, you know, so you can't put that in the hands, the athlete, absolutely not.
Uh, Billy, do you have the standings
Austin? The game is called if the season ended today, okay?
That we realize is another week, but Billy will give you the, uh,
the potential playoff.
Well, not potential.
The season ended today.
So these are the playoff matchups.
And we just want to get your thoughts on the playoff matchups.
Is that okay?
Okay. Okay.
Let's, let's, let's hear you got like you want me to like pick a team or what? Yeah, well, I'll pick a team. Letoff matchups. Is that okay? Okay. Okay. Let's let's hear you got like you want me like pick a team or what?
Yeah, well I'll pick a team. Let's let's do okay. Okay. Fair enough. Let's go. Let's try. All right. So the Browns are playing the Jaguars in Jacksonville the season ended today
Who do you like there?
The Browns are incredibly hot with Joe Flacco. This man is just getting it done
And then obviously their defense has been stout the entire year. So I'm gonna go to Browns incredibly hot with Joe Flacco. This man is just getting it done.
And then obviously their defense has been stout the entire year.
So I'm gonna go with the Browns.
Wow, okay.
I'll take the Browns as well.
Yes.
If the season ended today,
the dolphins are hosting the Colts.
Ooh, what's going on with Miami?
Everyone's hurt, it's weird.
Yeah, yeah.
You're not healthy at the wrong time.
I feel that, man, like even our team, like our top our first three receivers of hurt starting centers hurt, right?
Like we're on a third string center.
Ed rusher's hurt.
These guys are hurt.
Like downfall.
That's a bunch of the quarterback.
Oh, yeah, court.
Yeah, it's just a little one.
Yeah.
You know,
Well, you guys are beat up that bad, you know, remind me.
I mean, most are outwaddles out. We just lost You know, uh, well, you guys are beat up that bad, you know,
or Miami. Yeah. I mean, most are doubt waddles out. We just lost. Yeah. They lost Jalen
Phillips. Yeah. Yeah. That's the victories there. Yeah. And you know, I think Miami squeaks
out of win there. All right, squeaks out. I'm going to make sure. All right. All right.
And it's big one. The big one in the AFC, the bills at the chiefs. Oh. That one's interesting too,
because those teams have definitely played at a high level,
but have shown some inconsistencies.
But I'm thinking about the chiefs
that you're gonna play against this week.
Yeah, well, yeah, well, if the season's already ended, you know.
Yeah, that's true.
That's right.
He's not glad you've reached me.
The bill's fine.
He gets the game, all right.
I'm going with the bills though.
I think the bills are going to, I think the bills get it done.
I think the bills get it done over the chiefs.
I think it's going to be a last second like fuel goal.
Boom, bills over chiefs.
Austin's better at this game than I am.
It's your game.
I love when people use Billy's logic against him.
I know what you're talking about.
The season ended today.
And he loves it. but I love it.
This is just the first round, Austin.
We won't press you on the next two rounds, okay?
Thanks.
Yeah, we'll do that next week, don't worry.
Yeah, the season ended next week, which it does, but.
All right, the Eagles are going to Tampa Bay.
The Eagles.
Wow, did not even think about it.
I'm gonna take Baker Mayfield there.
How about that? Take a Baker. Yeah. Wow. Wow, okay not even think about it. I'm going to take Baker Mayfield there. How about that?
Thank you Baker.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
The Lions are hosting the Rams.
This is a big one.
I mean, a double revenge game Austin.
Stafford and golf.
I know the Rams have been, I've been getting it done.
I've been getting it done.
Man, the Lions though, they've been looking so sharp.
Oh, I think, I think I have to go with the Lions for the first round. I, they've been looking so sharp. Oh, I think I think I have
to go out the Lions for the first round. I think they get a first round win.
How would you how would you like playing for Dan Campbell? Hypothetically, how would you
like playing for Dan Campbell and someone who is so fixated on his plan of we're going
for the win that he had three tries and never decided, you know what, let's just tie
this game and take it over time. Like know what, let's just tie this game and
take it over time.
Like, nope, we're going for this win.
I don't care how many penalties are called.
I mean, I was with Brandon Staley and we did the same thing, right?
We're going for the win.
We're going for the win.
If we're going for it, we're going for it.
It don't matter.
It was fourth and nine out in Kansas City and we went for it.
And like, so, hey, if, if your guy believes in your guys
and you guys get what we get it done, then,
let's go get it done.
At some point, you gotta give your team a chance, though.
Like after that penalty, you should have kicked the extra point.
I mean, he would have went for it if they had the ball in the 50.
I mean, we're going for it.
That means we're going for it, don't mean.
All right.
With circumstances, you know,
unless something, you know, astronomically bad happens
and, you know, there's some crazy, you know,
now we're at the 50 yard line shirt, but, I mean.
So it seems like he would like to play for Dan Campbell,
but that also comes with living in Detroit, Austin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Motor city.
Detroit.
What more game, Billy?
All right, the Cowboys will be hosting the Packers.
Ooh, the package of the game from McCarthy, huh?
Packers have been on a streak though.
Jordan loves pretty good, yeah.
Yeah, they're big doing some good things over there,
but I think the Catboys are just too much right now.
Yeah, I think the Catboys get that one.
All right, man, we appreciate you and we'll talk to you next week.
Sounds good, appreciate your boys.
I have exciting news for everyone here.
I have the updated standings and rankings of everybody's picks for the entire season.
So you have the updated standings before we get to this week's picks. Is that what you're saying,
Billy? This is very exciting. Alright. Headed into the last week of the regular season. I know
exactly where everybody on this call stands. And I also have included people who have made picks
throughout the season who are not on this call right now
I know where exactly everybody is wins losses and win percentage for everyone
I'm already gonna have to review every episode now before I just even starts because I know Bill has got something up his
You haven't even heard the results I already know testing them
Yeah, he's going back and listening to the previous 17 episode if you're in first or you're gonna go back and listen
80% he did 80% that's
Can I tell you something that is exactly what motivated me Carl to go through yeah, yeah, because when he
The last six weeks around 75% oh
weeks, I'm around 75%. Oh, bullshit. I call John Anthony. Million.
Oh, Gigi Gotti is head to the zoom. Hello,
Juju.
Thank you, Juju. Happy New Year, my brothers. Thank you,
having me found this.
History of like Prince Billy, and then we'll go from there.
Okay, fuck he is. It's such a bad mood right now. Billy,
he thinks you got it in for him. Man, I'm
feeling. Okay,
Billy's always got it in for me.
K from maybe first, but in no way, he's that 80%.
That's not a 80% call.
He's also not in first.
Okay. There you go.
He's also not at 75% the last five weeks. I mean, none of it's true.
There you go. If you're going to say someone's in first, I made one week of picks and you're full of
shick.
That's not how it works.
Dave, I'm talking about me.
I'm talking about me, Gordie, Sherbert and Carl, the people that are in every week.
No, no, no, no.
If you don't think I'm in first, then you are a fucking crack.
Okay, the rules are and the rules are what we've been.
That's not what you're talking about.
We've been in the fire.
We've been in the fire. We've been in the fire. We've been in the fire. We what you're talking about. I've been wearing the silo made pics.
I mean, yeah, we did this last year.
It's like you have to qualify for the playoffs.
You have to have a.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I'm sorry.
I have a.
I'm sorry, man.
You can't get tired.
I'm pitching one.
Game.
Come on.
Two weeks.
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Chaos is happening right now. Billy is an agent of chaos. He loves chaos. Yeah, he's
uncomfortable with this chaos. It's just you're getting, you're getting too excited,
K.Fuckin, you're screaming louder than zoom can record. So you're going out while you're
yelling. You just got to try to keep your composure a little bit. All right. So in first place is with a 900 win percentage.
Go first first, huh? Oh, you want me to go from the bottom? Well, start at the bottom.
And in last, in last place with a 200 win percentage is little share bear. And second to last
place was dojo, which is your son, K funk, who has a 400 win percentage. He's, that's fine. He'll eat it.
So in three, then we have Jason in third to last place who was 450.
Then at 500, we have a three-way tie at 500.
We have Mojo was picked by Mike Ye in the first week of the season.
We have Brandon Seiler, who was 500. And we also have Dan Bonato, who was one in one in his two picks that he made.
That's right, Dan. Dan Bonato is in there.
500 forgot about Dan. Nothing is being going to happier than the real Dan.
I love my employees. Shout out to the Bonato running back and.
Where's the Uber driver? Well, let's we'll get there.
Hey, Uber, yeah,
then we're going to move up with the rankings. Then we have Gordy
who's making an appearance at a 515 win percentage.
A bad word.
Just just ahead of Gordy is share bear to 522 win percentage.
Nice share bear. Okay. just ahead of Gordy is Sherbert of 522 Win percentage. Nice, Sherbert.
Okay.
Then we have Carl at a 538 Win percentage.
Yes.
Don't say you sound shocked when you said that.
The word Carl.
Which by the way, I'd just like to point out
of all of our regulars, I believe this is the first season,
all of our regulars have a winning percentage,
which is great.
Excellent.
After Carl, we have two chains with a 600 win percentage.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
He went three and two the one week that he was on.
And we have four people remaining.
The next person in fourth place in win percentage
is K-Funk at a 614 win percentage,
which is very impressive.
Pretty impressive.
I gotta tell you,
that's C1% for the season isn't good. Now, Carl, we're giving K-Funk shit, but I gotta tell you, yes, that's C1% for the season isn't it? Now, car will give in K-Funk shit, but I gotta tell you,
that's really good. He's had a good year on it. Yeah, almost, almost on the medal stand there.
K-Funk, 6.15, but four points outside looking in now.
He gets the, he gets the pewter medal. Yeah, right, right, right.
In third place, we have juju with a 700 win percentage
k-fogs find it away for two for two appearances that's that is good juju what's the wrong number
juju's record is 13.5 and two which is not it's not anything to sneeze at there
it's like 20 games how many games how many games have we picked? Like what's our game? Right. So you, you K funk have picked 70 games. You are 40, 24 and six.
Exactly. Thank you. Okay. We rest our case, Carl. We rest our case.
So fourth place, Carl, you are 33 28 and five.
The job, Carl. Yeah. Okay. There's, but there's no case to rest, K-Fong.
Carl's already allowed Ju-Ju in.
Like he said.
He's in four places.
No, he's not allowed.
He's not allowed him for the game.
You will know he's fat.
He's got to hit a certain amount.
You got to hit a certain amount.
Okay.
There's no prize, K-Fong.
You're not going to win anything here.
You know,
Carl, that being said, congrats to you. I think I
think I'm gonna have to do. No, listen, I think last year call, you
were like in the 30s. So I'll give you props for you. I've never
been over 500. My first year over five. You're right.
Yeah. I will say this, K-Funk, you do have to watch out
because we have a couple of weeks to go here. I assume we're
gonna still make picks in the playoffs. And yes, we will unless unless two change comes back
on, he's locked in at 600 and you can go below 600 in the win percentage and drop down
to fifth place. So you should stop picking games, Gapher.
Just be careful. Right, right. Well, you can stop picking games. However, you won't catch
up to Juju, who's 700 in percentage% and there's still there's still two people
ahead of Juju. Michael, the Uber driver has an 800 win percentage.
Here's the thing about Michael. Michael also is one of two people
who's undefeated, but he has two ties. That's why he's at 800, but
he has never lost. He was three, oh, and two. Yeah. And in
first place, we have Captain Lee from below deck
who was 4-0 and 1 undefeated, but has the one tie. So, they fought your fourth, your fourth
at the moment.
Hey, just for comparison, Sherbert was 5-0 his first week. So that's, if we would have
just gone with one week, Sherbert would be in first place. So, yeah. Sherbert was actually oh four and one his first week.
Yeah.
Oh four and one, yes.
Who was five, who was five and it's almost five
and other first week was it Gordy?
Sherbert, no, no, no one was five and other first week
in the third.
And it was me too.
The third or fourth week that Sherbert made picks,
he was five and a half and oh,
and he got that extra half because he made sure
to go with the money line and that was not. So we gave got that extra half because he made sure to go with the
money line and that's not. So we gave him that half. So let's start with the text.
That cults the Texans. I'm sorry, the culture plus one and a half at home. This is a big
game. I believe the winner gets in to the playoffs. But Billy explain, uh, explain what's
going on with Texans Colts. If either of these teams win, they're in. So both of these teams
need to win this game.
And then if they lose, there's still ways that they can get in if other teams win a loose.
These teams are playing their starters.
These teams both need to win.
That's the point.
So let's go to Jude first here.
We'll go Jude, Texas because Mikey, I can't wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I need a pen.
I need a pen.
I got you.
I got you.
We got you.
We got you.
I turned up day.
K-flug.
All right. Jude, Texans, it calls Colts plus one and a half. What are you, you. I turned up. K. All right.
Juju Texans.
It calls.
Colts plus one and a half.
What are you taking here?
I'll go with CJ Stroud, Noah Brown,
and them boys.
Get with us on tank.
Deal.
I see you.
Texans in the playoffs, baby.
All right.
I like that.
Thank you.
It was great.
Mikey, I don't know if you saw this with Colin Coward.
Ernie had the Texans locked into the playoffs and tanked out.
Is the big reason that's the why they're going to advance for? The Texans locked into the playoffs and tanked out is the big reason that's the why they're going to advance for the Texas are not locked
in and tanked out for the season.
Blasing five.
Blasing five.
Tend to lighter to your money and light it up.
Let's go do Carl Douglas.
Carl, who you taking in this game?
Texans at Colts, Colts plus one and a half.
I got to think if they got gotta win and they're at home
and you're giving me points,
I'm gonna take the Colts and the points.
Okay, Funk, are you taking here?
To me it's coming down to these quarterbacks
and I cannot take Minju over Stroud.
And the disrespect to that line a little bit,
the spread the line, I'm talking about,
I gotta take Qson here.
Okay, Gord, who you taking? You You know Max Crosby had some serious Mac talk to Minchew called them a little boy last week
and I think Minchew's taking that personally and he's going to get the W this week so I'm going
with the cult. Shia bear who you taking? Kind of back my boy Gordy up here, both him and I are on
a nice show we're living for the last three days. So I think we're, you know, we're seeing the same thing. Also, Gardner,
Michigan, you know, he's got a place here in Naples, we're my and I like pickleball.
Oh, I'm taking the colds and I'm taking money line. I want another half a point.
So let's go to the next game here. Vikings at Lions, Billy, do you want to explain the
consequences of this game? I believe the Lions are still playing for seating. The Vikings
are still trying to get in, right? If the lions win, they will
be the number two seat. If the Eagles and Cowboys both lose. So that's why this game is important
to the lions. Now the Vikings need to win and they need some losses from other teams,
Packers, Seahawks, etc. For them to get in. So that's where they're at.
All right. So let's go to a share bear first here. Lions minus three to half at home taking on the Vikings.
I'm just thinking about us back.
Minnesota. It's cold up there.
Even though it's away.
I'm going to go Minnesota.
All right. Let's go to Carl here.
Carl, who you taking?
Lions minus three to half at home taking on the Vikings.
Oh, no. Who the Vikings quarterback is going to be?
I'm going with the lions and I'll give up the points.
Let's go to K funk K funk. Are you taking? I don't like that half a point, but the Lions
got the Lions got it really handed to him by the ref last week at home. I'm going to
take the Lions here. Okay. Go ahead. Who you taking here? Why it's minus three and a half
taking on the Vikings. Got to go Detroit at home. Okay.
Uh, I have a feeling Juju's going the same way. Juju, who you take it here?
Well, well, well, Juju's speaking.
Hold on.
Go ahead.
Yep.
Hey, you're going to get me hurt by KFON.
Please.
There's only two people we pull out the pen for, Juju, which you and the Uber driver.
That's it.
For the captain.
The mullens more than I believe in the other quarter back. He's a Wow.
But at the same time, the way the Lions lost last week, they got some of the I.N.s 100%.
All right. We move on to the Falcons at the Saints. The Saints need to win. Falcons, both teams need to win, right, Billy?
The Falcons will clinch the energy title if if they win plus the Tampa Bay loss at Carolina.
Uh, the Saints could win the NFC South and they could also clinch a regular playoff earth,
but they need to worst cases.
The Saints have to at least tie.
They can't make the playoffs with the loss.
Okay.
So Saints are minus three to half.
They're at home.
They're taking on the Falcons.
Let's go to Carl first.
Carl, who you taking again, I look at the quarterbacks.
The Saints, I have a better quarterback. This week, they played well last week. I'll go with the Saints, give up the points at home.
Okay, K-Fug.
But once again, like the last one, these halves, I don't like this half, but I gotta,
I gotta take the Saints at home here. Okay, Juju, who you taking here?
Is there a piece of A a town down returns, man?
Like they had a bad one last week in Chicago,
and I got the faith in the Falcons.
They already showed me what they need to show me,
which is they are losers whenever I think they're gonna win.
They're gonna lose.
So I think they're gonna lose this week.
So I'm picking them to win.
All right, Mikey, you're right that down.
Good.
Okay.
Gordon, who you taking here?
Saints three to half, taking on the Falcons? All right, Mikey, you're right that down. Good, good. Okay. Good. Who you taking here?
Saints three and a half, take it on the Falcons.
I think it's going to be a top division game
for potentially first place.
So it's going to be tight.
I'm going to go ATL.
Okay.
And share bear, who you taking?
It's tough to get out of New Orleans a lot.
It is.
You're right.
Literally, in the stadium, you know, who did out of New Orleans a lot. It is. You're right. Literally, I'm in the stadium.
You know, who did?
It's a tough place.
I'm going straight. Oh, oh, oh, ago. I haven't really told the story yet.
I was with them.
Yeah, we both got into it.
It was pretty aggressive.
Right.
It seems like a story you don't want to talk
or which I understand, you know,
I don't really want to, but I had to bring it up
because, uh, uh,
share bear had a really good point.
It's, it's tough to get out of their life.
Yeah.
You would have if not for dad, right? Yeah, I got split open
to right across my eye. It was. It was the whole family affair, whole family affair.
There's a lot of hand makers. All right, yeah, bear. We interrupted you with a fight
story. Who you take it here? Are we the Saints? Okay. Good. Okay. Hard to get out of New Orleans alive. Of course. Let's go. Is it Seattle and
Arizona? I think Seattle needs this to get in. So Seattle is plus the cordles. Excuse me,
or plus two and a half at home, taking on the Seahawks bill. Are there any
implications they need to know? Yeah. So the Seattle Seahawks will get a
playoff birth if they win plus a green bay loss or tie versus the bears or if they tie the game plus the Packers lose plus the Bucks lose
or if they tie the game plus the Packers lose plus the Saints lose or lose or tie versus the Falcons and the Cardinals are terrible.
They have no implications.
They have nothing to play for.
Just be the Eagles though.
Last week, but anyway, does it matter?
Seattle has something to play for Arizona. It does not the last week. But anyway, it does it better. See, Adel has something to play for.
Arizona does not.
They have that's that's a larger point.
Yes.
All right.
Well, Gina was quarterback last week.
Yeah, he should be playing.
Gina's back.
All right.
K.Fa, could you take it here?
I'm going to take the car nose here.
OK.
Be weird if you aren't being honest.
I mean, I mean, to to me the spread makes no sense
They should be see I'll should be fair by a touchdown. Not what is it three? I mean
It's two and a half Cardinals plus two and a half. Yeah, that's that's even more disrespect
Give me that give me the Cardinals. Okay, let's go to go or go or who you take it here
Honestly, I was just thinking the same thing K-Funk was I just don't know how that spreads to in a half
Especially a team that really has nothing to playFunk was. I just don't know how that spreads to in a half, especially a team that really has nothing
to play for in a team.
I don't know.
I feel like this is a trick question.
Oh, Gordon, I'm telling you right now, it's based on the Eagles.
It's based on the Cardinals beating the Eagles in Philadelphia last week.
I mean, that's why.
I got to go with Seattle.
If it was three, it might be different.
I think they got to win by at least three.
I'm going to take it.
OK.
Carl Douglas, are you taking it here?
It's going to be tough, man, because Seattle might know,
by the time their game starts, what their position is,
because the East Coast games will have been played.
Yep.
So it's really dicey. They may know by that point that they're out and
discourage them. But I gotta take the Seahawks. I think that point spread is too low. I'm taking
the Seahawks. Okay. Share bear who you take it here. I've written on this base needle all year long.
I've read some reviews yesterday and the customer long, but I've been reading some reviews yesterday
and the customer service has not been more in need to be, it seems, and people are liking
the food.
And I'm going to go against the Seattle.
I mean, I've been reading some reviews on Amazon Google, though.
I'm going to go with Cardinals.
Wow.
Wow.
Shack it.
Never pick a cat to space.
You really want to get the space. They don't use.
Yes, it's a line too long.
Yeah, I know.
Now, I choose who you take it, Mikey, I get your pet up.
Yeah, just simply because K font to the cardinals, I'm taking the Seahawks space,
need it all the way.
You got to know, I think last week was the carton Superbowl.
They beat the Eagles. They finna have a hell of a bounce back week and they're gonna
lose by 13 points. Wow. You don't listen any 600 win percentages. You stay up into 700s.
Hey, Bill, actually, right. Yeah. I want to change my pick. I got to creep up on K-Funk.
I'm gonna change my pick and go with Juju. Okay, perfect. Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, I'm a winning time, share bear.
That's smart, go with Juju.
We're going after you, K-Funk.
We're going after you.
So everyone has Seattle except me.
Seattle except me.
We're going after you.
Yeah, yep.
Yep.
The captain has him.
He has the card, who's plus 17 at home.
That's not true.
As his old man, right? I like great. I wish he would join us everywhere.
He's busy. Bills at Dolphins. This is the big game. Means a lot to Billy. Means a lot
to Billy. Okay. He's a big dolphin fan. Dolphins struggling. They're banged up. Bills getting
hot at the right time. Bills at Dolphins Sunday night. Dolphins are plus three at home.
So disrespect being thrown the dolphins away.
Let's go to Carl Douglas first.
Carl, who you taking here?
I think the dolphins are really,
they're hurt.
And Ty Rieka is gonna be worried about his house.
I'm going with the bills and giving up the points.
Sorry, Billy.
That's okay, Carl.
George, who you taking your bills at dolphins?
Dolphins plus three at home.
I hate going against home division,
but I want my home team to win.
So I'm rooting for the home team.
Okay, let's go to K-Fog.
Who you taking your bills at dolphins? I'm gonna go last here as a lifelong dolphins fan. Okay a couple more seconds
Here works
Wait, I love the last
I love the last
I love the first two
That's fair. That's fair. That's fair
Doesn't matter. Let's get to juju. All right. Well, no, let's get the share bear for share bear. Go. Yeah
We'll let you go Buffalo my boys Gordy in the family, but I'm thinking selfishly here, I need
a big night out Miami.
And I don't want this season and just yet I'm going to be there that fall weekend on
the 12th and I wouldn't mind being in there for some playoff weekend.
So let's go dolphins.
All right.
They still going to be in the playoffs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I might not be in Miami. Yeah. Regardless. Yeah. They to be in the playoffs. They might not be in Miami.
Regardless, yeah, they'll be in there.
Don't worry.
Yeah, but Sharpe is saying if they lose, he's going to be in Miami.
If they lose, the game might be on the road.
I got you.
Juju, which you're in decision, you want to go first?
You want K-Fok to go first?
I will go first because K-Fok from the pit don't wrangle at dolphins.
And I'm going, nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Beas.
Boom.
I would be in the office. I'm scared as hell. I admit this is a scary game, but I'm
gonna have faith in my Buffalo bill.
Choo choo. Choo choo will be there in person everyone. Are
you excited for him?
All right, K.
You're gonna work. You're gonna work Buffalo bill again?
Absolutely. I don't go in the Satan's den with one on you.
I love you, you two. That's going to be gay fuck gay fucking you dig it. I told Billy who was taking last night, so I was just kind of getting a little drama going here.
As a dolphins fan my whole life, the bill's always on us.
I have a big Josh Allen fan. He's been ballin' lately. I'm taking the bills here.
Taking the bills here. That's Billy. I told you that last night. Then I dolphins are gonna
lose, I think, but I said, I hope we don't. I said, I hope we don't though, but I need
the bills to have our number, man. And that spread is so disrespectful. Like, come on.
You get switched, you know what it's like. You can switch, if you want.
Only other time K-F font went against his dolphins.
His dolphins won big. So I'm scared.
Yeah, that's also why I do it because I gamble real money.
Not just this this little shit here.
So if I lose this is that load.
That's probably why you're sitting at 600 and not 700.
Exactly. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right,
juju, are you staying with with Buffalo? Stay with Buffalo. All right, gentlemen., are you staying with Buffalo?
Stay with Buffalo.
All right, gentlemen.
This was, it was a lot of fun today.
She, her parents seems like you're getting ready to play pickle balls, Affair.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Well, Carl, you want to promote that wonderful law firm on the way out?
Douglas Hicks Law in Los Angeles.
Gordon, anything to promote on the way out here?
You know what?
We got a cool new, two cool new products that Rob and I are actually
getting next week. We have our cold plunges with osinators. So there's no chemicals to put in your
water for our new cold plunged to barrel or the rectangular chiller. And then we have our new
sonas, outdoor sonas. So excited about our grand fitness. Chillers, Sauna's and our cold punches.
If you need one, hit me up.
I'll take my boy.
So we'll take one each on the show
and then we'll promote it every week.
Perfect.
All right, send it.
Sounds great. Send them all to me.
Sherbert, anything you want to promote
the way out here.
No, I'm good.
Next week, that would be my Emmy.
So I hope you've worn everybody.
I'm going to be there.
So I'm building some fun. And I'm going to be my amy. So I hope, I hope you, people warned everybody, I'm gonna be there. So I'm building some fun.
And I'm gonna handle every that paddle.
Well, how do we have the Miami Marine Stadium?
I was just gonna ask,
how do people go to pickle games,
share bear?
It's at the Miami Marine Stadium.
You just, you're in a strong line,
picklegames.com,
but it's right there,
it's same place in the Post Malone concert.
It's gonna be a festival. We will talk to you guys next week, playoff time. Okay, there's, uh, it's right there, uh, it's same place in the post balloon concert. It's gonna be a festival.
We will talk to you guys next week.
Playoff time.
Okay.
There's plenty of weeks left here.
We still have the playoffs and perhaps a few tricks up our sleeve.
Perhaps the Super Bowl will be worth 10 games.
We don't know.
We're not doing our bonus college national championship game this year.
Oh, you want to do that?
Sure.
You want to do it quickly?
All right.
Go ahead.
Yep.
Okay.
It's Washington plus four to half. Um, you want to do that? Sure. You want to do it quickly? All right. Go ahead. Yep. Okay. It's Washington plus four and a half. They're taking on Michigan. So that's a good call
by you. Let's count. This is two. You want to do that?
Yeah.
Go.
If it's got less football, right? This is football. Yes.
All right. So it counts as two games. You lose. You get two losses. You win. You get
two wins. Okay.
So Washington plus four and a, taking on Michigan Monday night.
Let's go to Carl Firms, Carl Gump.
Michigan defense has never seen a quarterback,
don't a ball like Pettix.
I'm taking Washington and give it a try.
Okay, yeah, Pettix is incredible.
Sherbert, who you taking national championship game?
I mean, come on, baby Washington.
I'm gonna go back with a space needle.
You got against it. Go. No, no. He went with it. He went back to my bed, my bed, my bed.
Okay. Go with it. Let's go. All right, you take a Washington. Juju, who you take it? No,
no, no, no, I'm not doing that. Go ahead. Who you taking? Take your points. Washington down
the board right now. Let's go. Penningence is nice. That offense is nice. I like this. K. Funk, are you taking?
Well, now I really hate my pick, but I got to stick with my boy from Tampa. My boy,
Penex here from Tampa, when I school here, I'm going to take the four and a half. I think
I mean, Michigan might win by three, but four and a half, I don't know. I'm going to
I'm going to have a lot. Okay. yeah, four and a half's a lot.
And we're gonna keep doubting Washington right up
to the holding the national championship trophy.
Let's go to, let's go to Juju, Juju, who you taking?
Yeah, man, I'm gonna take my blood from Tampa, man.
Michigan might win by three points,
but I think Washington's gonna end up doing it, man.
All right, man, everyone likes Washington.
That's great.
All right, boys, have a great week.
We'll talk to you next week. I think we're ready for the playoffs here. God bless football. God bless football.
God bless football, guys.