The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - GBF Monday Hangover: 70 Burger!
Episode Date: September 25, 2023The Dolphins put up a 70 Burger and Zach Wilson sacked himself. Lucy recaps the college weekend and shows us cool things in her apartment. We play a new game of Lucy or Goosey, Stugotz and Mike Fuente...s have Top 5 lists, Billy has his Winners and Losers from Week 3 and his Billy's Bets Big Board Brought to you By MNF picks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. God bless football Billy Gill. God bless football, Mike. Yay. God bless football,
sir. What a weekend it was. I don't hear it in Mike's voice, but I certainly
hear it in Billy's voice because he has the most exciting best football team in
the NFL. Congratulations to you. Thank you. I guess. Thank you. Billy, can you just
tell me what it's like to watch a team do well?
Can you just explain it to me?
Can you tell me how that feels because I don't know?
Can I tell you what I was doing yesterday during the game?
What? Am I lying?
I was at a baby shower and I was following along on my phone.
Like I saw the first half and then we went to the baby shower
and then I was following on my phone
and I was kind of getting some looks for not being completely present during the baby shower. I'm like,
I'm like, he's going touchdown. I'm going to do not watch this. They went on the stop score.
What am I supposed to do here? I actually left and I set the game to record and I set red zone to
record also as if I was going to go back and watch the red zone.
And then when I got home,
cause like, here's the thing, the baby shower,
it started at two, not an ideal time.
We got there at three, so I saw the first half
and I figured, okay, we get there at three, four,
four, 30, we're wrapping up, we're good to go.
How upset were all the husbands?
Like, the Sunday at two.
I didn't see you.
Terrible timing.
Terrible timing.
It's awful.
Send it on a Saturday.
Well, Sundays aren't the best day to do things like that, especially during football
season.
But it's like five o'clock and we're still there and I'm like, then I'm getting like
a little, a little pouty, you know what I mean?
I'm like, can we shower?
Can we like, let's, let's go to show on the road.
Like, what are we doing here?
I still have the four o'clock slate
and I have to go back and watch six hours of red zone.
Where's this time gonna come from?
You know, what am I gonna do here?
All these so many hours in a day, Billy.
Exactly right.
And then Sunday night football starts
and that's gonna go right up against that.
And then we have this show in the morning,
Monday hangover slash afternoon,
hey, draft Kings Network, it's five o'clock somewhere.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I got home and then I said,
then obviously then the home thing started
and then I have to start the feeding, the bathing,
go get the dogs, I left the dogs,
I'm like, yeah, exactly right.
So then I was like, okay, well, so I watched it fast,
like I watched it at a faster speed.
So everything that happens normally very quick on the red zone
Have been even faster for me really, but I have notes. Yeah, I'm good to go. Yeah
No, you have segments too. You have winners and losers today. Oh, yeah, week three winners and losers coming up later today
You have a new segment called send us stuff. I can't wait for that. I'll explain that one when we get to it
Point is has a top five of course course, because I mean, why not?
Lucy's going to join us.
Lucy's going to join us, a little Lucy Goosey, big college football weekend, and we have
Billy's big board.
Billy's bet's big board brought to you by, yeah, a great week too, by the way.
We started out, Owen three, but again, that one, this stuff went on there and Roger Scott
heard all that stuff.
Then last week, we were two, Owen one.
We were looking at it three and a week,
but then we ended up getting a push on the score.
So anyways, two, oh, and one.
So Billy, you're at the baby shower.
Yeah. And the dolphins, they're into the 40s,
then the 50s, and then the 60s, and then they reach 70.
Yeah.
And what are you thinking?
Like what's going through your mind?
Could you not watching the game,
but you are obviously impressed because the dolphins are blowing out the Denver break
our Broncos and making Lord Fang's a very happy man. Yeah, well, I mean so when we get to the third when we get to the end of the third quarter
I say pull everyone everyone needs to get out of that game the actual quote that I said was take everybody out of this game
Brax and Barrows can stay in the game if he wants to he can play he can get his stats if he wants
Everyone else needs to get out of this game right now.
Right.
You can't be risking injury in a game
when you're up like 56 to 10 or something.
I knew the game was, well, besides the score,
when I saw number 35 rushing for the dolphins,
I had no idea who that was and I'm like, we've made it.
The game is over.
No, who is that guy?
Not just rushing, rushing for like 65 yards on one play
and it's like, oh my God.
Well, who was it?
I mean, I think his name starts with a C.
Yeah, I want to say it's like a Cedric or something.
This is what I learned.
I got a fight.
The dolphins have depth.
When Robbie Chosen just shows up and scores like an 80 yard touch,
Mike White, by the way,
I want to ask Mikey, how much do you miss a bike light right now?
Oh my God.
Oh,
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I know.
We watched Gardner Minshubi Theravans.
We watched Andy Dalton throw for 300 yards.
Mike White throw at 60 yard bombs like, oh, this is what I do now.
And yet, we're still stuck watching whatever Zach Wilson is.
Sam Howell was bad.
Does that make you feel any better?
He took a step back.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, it doesn't make you feel better.
Really?
No, it doesn't.
Would you take Sam Howell?
I would take Sam, I would take Buddy Howell.
Oh, please get out of here.
You're just getting us silly right now.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I will say this, and I thought that it was crazy
up until yesterday.
Yeah. I think Kurt Cousins getting traded it was crazy up until yesterday. Yeah.
I think Kirk Cousins getting traded to the Jets could actually potentially happen.
It would be a great thing for serious.
I think he's had a season.
I mean, it could happen.
Like, because the Vikings are going to get close to like, do we tank mode, right?
Yes.
And then they're going to want to get rid of Kirk Cousins.
I think he only has like a year left on his deal.
Like, it could happen, right? It absolutely could happen. I think the jets would have to
be willing to give up a first round. No way. You're not going to try to first. No, it's not
going to take a first. What do you think it's going to take a three? Yeah, you could get
him. At least a two. I would think. At least a two two now. They don't have one.
I'm desperate.
I mean, this is bad.
Listen, this is really bad.
And Shayma, Joe Douglas and Robert Salah, no, I'm serious.
Like, that's a lot of you.
You have not addressed the off, first off, as an organization, Shayma, on you, because
the reason we are forced to take
Brett Farve when he's passed his prime, and the reason we are forced to take our
arrodgers when physically he has passed his prime is because we cannot get the quarterback
position right.
We draft Zach Wilson, we draft Sam Darnel, we draft the wrong guy every single time.
And then you have Zach Wilson.
And what does the coach not do?
Does it develop Zach Wilson?
What is the GM not do?
Not put an offensive line to protect any quarterback, not just Zach Wilson.
And so shame on the jets.
Everyone's going to blame Zach Wilson today.
And no, I am going to blame Robert Sala.
I am going to blame Joe Douglas.
They have not developed this quarterback. nor have they addressed the offensive line, which
everyone knew was a weakness, whether Arab Rodgers was playing or not.
So yesterday it was a very, it was a rainy and sloppy game.
Like they couldn't keep a hold of the ball.
So like that wasn't 100% exact wasn't so he sacked himself at one point in time, which
by the way, when you guys saw that environment, did you not immediately think back to the exact same situation they got here in Roger's Andrew? Because I'm like,
oh boy, here we go again. On the same turf, the same, the same rain. Did you see the fact that
the end zone, I guess, because it was so wet that the foot steps were taking up all the pain
from the jets thing and the end zone was just full of footprints also. It was a disaster of a game.
It was. Do you think that Randall Cobb yesterday,
when he, so he almost catches a ball
that could have what, they could have won the game.
On a Hill Mary, yes.
You throw the day for Zach.
Yeah, do you think that he was thinking,
why am I still here?
Like, what am I doing?
Well, he's waiting around for Aaron to come back.
Well, he has to here and around.
You think he's going to come back this year?
No, we're shitty.
Why is Robert Salis still saying
that they're committed to Zach at this point? He has no choice. Like what else does he get to say? Tim
Boyle, like Matt Ryan, he said, his agent reached out to the jets. The jets said, we're good.
Yep. But that's ridiculous. Why are they saying that? I don't know. That's, that's a good question.
It's, it's upsetting to me. When you have a team built a win right now when veteran quarterbacks
are willing to come play cars and once was another said the agent reached out the jet said we're
good. That's that's an issue. I understand cars and what's not so much about right. I
mean what is the point of the season? What what is the point of this season when a if you're
just waiting to apparently it's not if you're going to continue to watch what Zach Wilson does
and then say the point of this
season is to win, then your eyes are close, you're blind.
Like I don't know what to tell you.
You have to do something.
Mike, that's part of the part that's upsetting to me is you have a team that is built to
win right now.
Your quarterback, QB1, went down, okay?
QB2 is lousy and they don't want to upset QB1 because QB1 is very sensitive.
In case you haven't noticed about his team going out and getting his replacement.
And so the jets are stuck.
They are stuck.
I listen.
I cannot believe I'm saying this.
I headed into this season with as much optimism as any season ever as a jet fan.
40 years of being a fan of this lousy organization. And at one and
two, I am already already at the place where I want to tank. I want to lose every single
game so we can get Caleb Williams. I cannot believe it. Three games in. Anyway, the dolphins.
They're not going to get Caleb Williams. Well, hopefully you think that way, but you think
that's how this is going to play out. You think they're going to win another game with Zach Wilson?
No, but you think that they're going to get Aaron Rogers. They're not going to go out
and get his replacement to then draft his replacement, which is why he got mad at the
Packers to begin with. I think 39 year old Aaron Rogers off a torny kill. He's okay with
the team going out and drafting his replacement. I do. He better be out of care if he is
or not. What do we do? Well, if you're not trading, we're trying not to offend the guy who played for snap for
us for.
Wow. I love you, Aaron.
I don't think you do.
Get well soon.
Yeah. Get well.
I love to.
Oh, two of us.
He's the best quarterback in the NFL MVP from runner.
Billy has it feel serious.
It doesn't feel real. I still we were were talking last week about this, so we're going to go cover the Super Bowl
as we cover the Super Bowl every year.
And I think that the show is going to send a bigger presence here.
I don't know.
But anyways, I was talking to someone.
I was like, you really think we're going to be in Las Vegas covering the Super Bowl
and the dolphins are going to be the team that's there.
And the answer I got from was like, no, no.
That's 20 years of pain though.
I'm excited.
I know this is like a really strange thing.
It's actually in the media.
No, I'm excited to see a massive football weekend and the biggest
story from the weekend, the dolphins.
False.
The biggest start of the weekend was Taylor Swift.
We can get to that later on today because Taylor Swift's
getting just to go over the NFL yesterday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe she'll be on the winners and losers who knows.
That's what I thought about when I saw Taylor Swift and the Cowboys lose.
I go, the Dolphins whole win just got erased.
Oh, yeah.
The Cowboys lost to the Cardinals and Taylor Swift.
No one's going to talk about the Dolphins today.
Well, I mean, the Dolphins had two running backs, each get four touchdowns, which is insane.
Right.
One of which is a rookie.
Yes.
What's his name?
Devon a chain. Devon a chain. Yeah. He moves a chain. Oh my God. He rushed to 200 yards.
We're big moats, sir, guys, because he was on our show last week, right? Yeah.
He did the surfboard celebration. He didn't do the surfboard celebration. He told us that he would do last week on a Friday episode.
Devon a chain might be faster than where he most of it. He is. Oh, he's fast. He could scoot.
They have the dolphins have a lot of fast
players. It turns out, huh? Yeah. Everyone. Children Anderson can't even get on the team.
They're very fast. You would agree the big story that came from that dolphins, that dolphins
Broncos game was because I was thinking like no team has ever put up 726 yards. It's
the second most yards game in a game in NFL history. And I'm thinking about the Kurt
Warner Rams. I'm thinking about, Hey, who will clip 726 yards? You would agree the big story. The most shocking thing in
the weekend was Norm Van Brockland and the 59 Rams. Well, and the dolphins also could have
had a lot more. They took their foot off the gas. They were not trying to get more yards them. Yep. Send that stuff next.
So you got to know what time it is? No. It's time for my favorite segment of the week. It's early. Is it? Yes. Well, it's like 5-20 in the afternoon right?
That's not super. Yeah. Yeah. What time is it?
I'm sorry. It's time for Lucy to join us. Oh,
Very Lucy your goosey. Yeah. Hey Lucy. I honor that I'm your favorite segment of the week. You really are. Feels good. Yeah, it's really fun
Well, because you're kind of prepared and you have like a direction that we're going on
I said that was to God. So like where do you want to go? Let's talk to Greg Codian
It's like no, it's to God. It's, you know, seven in the morning,
slash five in the afternoon.
Listen, only one man had the dolphins
winning the Super Bowl this year.
And it was Greg Cody.
Right, you had them doing that too.
Well, there were two men, yes.
Yeah.
In Greg Cody, thank you for letterifying.
I think you guys actually both backtrack
because you had that being the case last year.
And I don't think that you continue
that energy this year because this year
you were high on the jets until you're in got hurt.
I was, but listen, what are you saying? I faked it this year, last year I was serious because I set the same thing this year, because this year you were high on the jets until Aaron got hurt. I was, but listen. What are you saying I faked it this year?
Last year I was serious, because I set the same thing this year as I did last year.
No, I did.
I faked it.
Lucy, I have exciting news for you, Lucy.
Okay.
We're going to start a new segment, and I want to do it with you, but I think we're going
to do it next segment, and it's called Send Us Stuff, and I feel like you're going to
be really good at this segment.
Ooh, I love stuff.
Yeah, well, I haven't explained how it works yet.
So you don't know exactly how it's gonna work.
I can explain it later, but it's called send us stuff.
Yeah.
Okay.
Very exciting segment.
I like the sound of it.
So you weren't happy value this weekend, huh?
How was that?
Bad and terrible time.
Couldn't have been worse.
It was really not fun.
It was bad. That's why I'm not there. I'm
emotionally recovering physically recovering. It was 40 degrees and raining.
Right, but at least it's not a difficult place to get to. I mean, Jesus.
We only had to stay two hours away. Right. That was it. And right side though, when
your team loses by 31, you get to leave at the end of the third quarter. Oh, you left
early. That's not fun. Oh, I only saw I would get two first outs.
Two. They had four. Wow. But I saw them get two. Well, so you saw two of the four,
huh? Yeah. Two of the four. It was really, really bad. And Penn State fans are not that
nice. Really. Happy Valley. They're not nice. They're not nice. They were really nice
before the game. On Happy Valley. Into the game. Yeah. They were not nice. They were not nice. They were really nice before the game.
On Happy Valley. Into the game. Yeah. They were very mean. And it was like, hey, man, I don't
really think you should be mean to us right now. Do you see what we're watching? Yeah. Do you see
that? Yeah. We're just trying to get through this. And they were not friendly. It was rainy. It was
cold. I was bad. It was, it was not enjoyable. I wouldn't recommend an expensive. Oh, wow. So I wanted to
ask you about like the dairy farm that they have like right next door. Did you go to that at all?
No. So it was right. I tailgated in two spots and it was right in between. So when we would switch
tailgates, we had to walk past like this entire little farm. Bunch of cows just out there with people doing shots all around
it. It was some of the, it was really weird. Pinsates like so isolated. And it's, you're
just in like farmland middle of nowhere, Pennsylvania, this little college pops up and there's
nothing else there. So it was a bunch of agriculture. It was very pretty actually until
the rain started and then it was brutal and then the football started and got a nuglier.
It was a whole ordeal.
It was gorgeous right up until Penn State played Iowa is what you're saying.
Yeah, pretty much.
If you took the game out, great experience.
Right.
You were there with the weather.
The weather was so bad.
You went with your dad.
Is that correct?
I did.
Yes.
So it was like a fun father-daughter trip and I think he's mad at me now, which he should
be for bringing him to that.
Why is he mad at you, that mean?
Horrible.
You know, I think he would have preferred that one at home.
Right.
And we walked in with the expectation
that Iowa would lose by a lot.
We just thought it wouldn't be as bad as it was.
Like we had a gameplay and if I was down
by this many points, when do we leave?
And they were down by that many points
pretty early into the third.
Do you have a jukebox behind you?
I do.
You just own a jukebox?
I got it in a state sale.
Wait, what?
What in a state sale?
Lucy, how old are you?
25.
Wait, I have a question.
What does a jukebox go for it in a state sale?
Oh my God, Billy, I got it on such a great deal.
You'll be so proud of me.
It was originally 300 bucks, but I went on Sunday,
which if you go to state sales on Sunday,
they're a lot cheaper.
I got it for like $80, $90.
That's insane.
And it works or it's just like a declaration.
Yes, so it's not plugged in right now,
but it's a little weird because it is like a more modern jukebox, so it plays CDs.
And like the, wow.
So my dad mailed me a bunch of his CDs
and sometimes I'll listen to him on there
and it lights up and it's like aesthetically really cool.
When you got CDs, my favorite estate sale find.
When you got the CDs,
where you're like, what the hell are these things?
I'm not that young. I'm not that young. I I had see I like what you did yeah wait that you're I'm like
25 so it's so it's programmable I'm like right on the edge of being two young not really a jukebox
belief you put CDs in it no it sounds like it's programmable like the CDs just live in there and then
you hit like B2 or whatever to place plays a song. It's a CD player.
That's all it is.
It's a big CD player.
It is a fancy CD player.
Yeah.
No, I will not.
It's a fancy CD player.
But it's a fancy CD player.
Yeah.
And it's got the cool little buttons.
Right.
So pretty.
Also, do you guys pictures and videos so you can see it in action?
Billy is jealous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, a state sales is where I get most of my weird stuff. I I like that. Lucy, I've been trying to keep more attention to college football
for these segments. And you know, you want to know one of my takeaways from this weekend?
Oh, FSU, not elite. No, they have a lot of issues. They're really, really talented in certain
areas, but they are like deficiencies that sometimes
the talent does it cover up.
I would say Clemson is kind of a tough example to look at just because that's a really tough
place to play.
That's a team that's had Florida State's number for a long time now.
Their Florida State have been saying it all year.
It's very good, but they have a loss in them.
If it's not Clemson, I think it could potentially be Miami, which I don't love
that thought, or Duke.
All right.
Bill, are you're goosey on them?
I think right now I am goosey on them because they played a close one last week that they
could have lost easily.
This one, they could have lost two if Jonathan White's wouldn't have missed his 29-yard
Fugal, which by the way, I felt terrible for him.
I don't know if you guys felt the same way.
You can't feel bad for him. Not college kickers. That's just the way of life. What? They give me take his
fit. Wait a minute. His family was there. Wait a minute. His family was there. They had
a whole thing. He accepted the company. I know, but they don't show them all the time
to rub it in my face and make me feel worse. They were there. And I'm like, oh my God,
this guy was a backup forever, a dabbo call
that me brought him back.
He was gonna go work in New York,
which is like, I don't know why they kept saying that.
That's the biggest thing.
And we're like, oh, he's got a job in New York.
Like his life is set forever
because everyone that works in New York has made it.
You can't make it there, really.
Do you imagine, did you imagine being his boss?
You're not coming, why?
Yeah, exactly.
You're going where? Well, no, and? Yeah, exactly. You're going where?
Well, no, and then you miss it.
Did you get it already?
Wait, I like the idea.
I had never considered the fact that online students
are eligible to play in college.
It's like, oh, wait, you live in another place
but you played here and you're still finishing
your online degree, like, yeah, come kick for us.
Just show up on Saturdays.
Yeah.
The worst part about it, though, I think was the call
when Greg McAroy was like,
oh, this would have been perfect. Hollywood script. This is the Hollywood ending and then Sean
McDonough, like no, no time. Oh my God. Well, the writer on strike. Sean McDonough doesn't care at all.
He will say whatever he wants. Yes. I love him.. I respected so much. I think that that comes with the,
that comes with the fact that he did Monday night football.
And he was like, I was already at the mountaintop.
I can do whatever the hell I want now.
What are they gonna do to me?
He's on the way down.
Well, I didn't want to say he's on the way down.
But he's not trying to get back up.
Like he's just like, what are you gonna do?
Take me off the new kick.
Exactly.
He's like, I can say whatever.
I was a Monday night football.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, my God.
I want to get to Lucy or Goosey here.
And I will.
It's just a second.
But you're overall thoughts on everything
that took place with Colorado over the weekend, Lucy.
I think that anyone who has actually
watched Colorado football and paid attention maybe
not to the spectacle in the show that's Colorado and actually the football team was pretty
prepared for this to happen.
Oregon is simply a much better team.
The line play is better.
The talent matches.
Colorado is like Dan Lening is a hell of a coach.
I had Oregon as a sneaky playoff team this year.
This was going to happen.
Just like what Deon has done is incredibly
impressive and this doesn't take away from it. But like, this was the natural order of things. I
thought it was really funny. Like, this week pre the game like impressors. Deon was very careful
with his words. He wasn't chirping as much. He wasn't talking as much. And I think it's because
he watched the organ film and was like, yeah, this is going to be a problem. This is going to be an issue. Oregon is a super good team. It's, it sucks that I really think
Oregon would have a playoff shot. It had a better playoff shot if they were in the pack 12 right now
because Colorado, Oregon, we thought was going to be the game of the week, but us sickos knew it was
always going to be Oregon State, Washington State, which was a crazy game. And it's, there's so much competition in the Pac-12 this year.
And so Colorado has achieved more than I've already thought they would.
I think they could get to six wins, but this was just like the natural order of things.
This was going to happen.
I feel like we were headed into this weekend excited thing.
It was going to be a great college football weekend.
And it kind of lived up to the hype because we still haven't even talked about Notre
Dame in Ohio State.
And that was an incredible game, which somehow, and everybody obviously is going to take
away the fact that Notre Dame only had 10 players on the field for the last two plays.
It's an excuse for a little bit.
Like listen, I love Marcus Freeman, but you cannot do that.
Coming out of a timeout, you just, you can't do it.
Yeah.
And he blamed it on the penalty world.
It's like, my guy, it was two plays and you were coming out of a timeout.
Like, I just, it was such poor coaching in that final stretch.
And like I really felt, I only got to watch the end of this game,
but we were checking up in it all throughout the Penn State game.
So we needed to watch some real football for a little bit.
And it really felt like Notre Dame had a shot.
Ohio State went into this game.
Their fans hate their coach.
Their quarterback, like questions are there it was it felt like such a coaching error for Notre Dame.
It's a moral victory and a moral loss at the same time.
Lucy, I found it interesting.
Well what you make of I found interesting that that Dan landing is saying they play for
a clicks.
We play for wins knowing full well.
He's going to get a ton of clicks from his pregame speech.
So this two guys is very strong in him.
I'm proud of him for doing that.
But what did you make of that pregame speech?
Because he was mum.
He was quiet the entire week.
Didn't want to give the Colorado kids anything.
Didn't want to shed light on D. on Sanders.
Don't want to talk about it.
Perry, it just gave him nothing.
What'd you make of that speech?
I thought it was really fun. I thought it was well read. I said, man, he worked on
this. He had somebody check over this. Yeah, that's a bar. That's really good.
I didn't really think too much of it. I thought it's just, hey, I'm trying to get my
team height before the game. I think it's also the same thing too, where I'm pretty
sure he looked at the Colorado table, looked at what he had and knew how this game
was going to
go. I think he felt really
confident going into it.
Dan Lening is also a guy who
doesn't really mind saying
something controversial.
He said something kind of
crappy about Colorado.
Not about Dion a few months
ago when Colorado left for the
big 12. He was like, well,
I don't remember them winning
never here. I don't think it's
a big deal. And Dion decided
not to take that one personally
because of what was going to happen. I loved it. I think it's fun. I think coaches shouldn't
talk crap. I enjoyed it. It makes us more way more enjoyable.
All right, Billy, we have a lot to get to including Lucy or Goosey. What else are we doing
next segment though? Well, next time we also have to debut send us stuff.
Send us stuff. Yeah, which I feel like now after hearing about the jukebox, Lucy is really
going to enjoy this segment.
We still have winners and losers.
Wednesdays, top five, Billy's big board bet sponsored by somebody.
Billy's bet's big board's brought to you by.
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We will get to Lucy or Goosey to second. We'll get to send us stuff just a second. Coaches were yelling at old coaches. Lucy, what the hell was happening over the weekend?
It was a weird week because Ryan Day after the Notre Dame win in his post game interview,
like the literal right after the field was like, this is for you, Lou Holt, you counted us,
we heard what you said, like, which is wild,
because I don't know where Lou Holt said anything.
I didn't know that he was still online.
I had no idea he was still wrong.
I was with you, I had no idea he was still lurking around.
Well, he was at the game.
They were like honoring him,
it was like the 50th anniversary or something.
Yeah, I think of it.
Yeah, why would he not support the team he was at Notre Dame?
Like it was a very weird thing where you were just like, Brian Day, like everybody hates
you.
Like all Ohio state fans still don't like him even after this win.
Also in his thing, he was like, we've only played one bad half a football in two years.
And I was like, I feel like we have two bad halves against Michigan alone.
So I don't know about that. He was just spewing. He was ready for this one, desperate for
this one. I was like, why are you going after Lou Holtz? And then Jake Dicker Washington
states coach went after Lee Corso. What? Because on college game day, Lee Corso said,
tear. Yeah. It was, I thought the first part was a little mean. I thought the second
part was a little accurate. He was the second part was a little accurate.
He was like, I guess during game daily,
course so called Washington State,
Oregon State, the no one watches bull.
And sort of, I think he, I think he misheard that
because I was watching when that happened.
I think what he said, and it's not any better
was the no one watches bull, which is not any better.
Yeah, it's not nice, but it makes sense that the pack to, but it was, he was so mad.
And he was like, oh, you know, everyone watches us.
The numbers prove it.
And Lee Corso, all they do is hand him a piece of paper.
He reads it.
They try to make a joke out of it.
And it makes sense.
And it was like, oh, wow.
The last part was a little personal.
No, a last part you were waiting for that one.
Well, wait a second, because in Cor, those defense, the winner of that game usually
goes on to do nothing. I mean, it's a nothing game. You never see one of those two teams
of the playoffs. And secondly, correct me if I'm wrong. And I'm sorry to do this to you
so early in the morning or late in the afternoon. Yes. but weren't you the one who said you didn't want Lee Corso on college game day?
I am, yeah, so this does track.
I have, I've told, sorry.
I've been asking casually, because I'm like,
am I really off here?
And a lot of people agree.
A lot of people agree that he's a little too.
So you're walking around asking your friends and family,
tell me I'm right.
Yeah, I'm right.
I'm sorry.
I was like, this week and I was like,
so dad, what do you think about Lee Corso? Dad, he loves me, right? What, I'm right. Yeah, pretty much. I was like, this weekend I was like, so dad,
what do you think about Lee Korshaw?
Dad, you loved me, right?
What do you think about my Lee Korshaw?
What do you think about him?
And he's like, oh, it's uncomfortable to watch.
And I was like, yes, yes.
I will say this, Lee Korshaw had a very surprising moment
this weekend and I was so proud and happy it happened
when he picked Ohio State to be Notre Dame in Notre Dame.
Like he put on the brood as hell, and I was like, oh my God, this is classically, he's
gonna take it off.
He's gonna say, not so fast and throw it to the ground and he did not.
He just stayed there waving with the hands.
And I was like, oh, this guy, he's still got it nailed it.
He's got one, because it's very easy to do the thing, right?
Where you just play to the crowd, you know what's going on at this point, right?
He's just out there.
Yeah.
Well, I didn't say that.
I did. No, he's right, this is the Pat McV Yeah. Well, well, I didn't say that. I did. No, he's right.
This is the Pat McAfee.
Well, okay, but it would be.
What are these fans?
Yeah.
It's so time.
It's so easy for Lee Korsher to do that at this point, right?
And just, you know, Curry's favorite with the fans.
He's like, nope.
I'm going to put on the Ohio State head and I'm not going to take it off.
And by the way, he was the only one that was right.
Yes.
He was.
He was.
Uh-huh. Lee still got it. He still has it. Still has the fastball one that was right. Yes. He was. You're, uh-huh.
Lee still got it.
He still has it.
Still has the fastball.
That's right.
The old fastball.
Well, all right.
Lucy or Goosey, do you have sides?
Because you're at home.
You're not in the studio.
You do have some.
Look at you.
Look at that.
You are good.
All right.
You ready?
Lucy or Goosey?
If Lucy is high in a team, she thinks that for real, they're going to be around.
She will tell you that they're Lucy. And if she's not, she'll tell you they're Goosey if Lucy is high in a team she thinks that for real they're gonna be around She will tell you that they're Lucy and if she's not she'll tell you they're Goosey. Hmm. That's simple
So we'll start with the University of Florida UF a team we did not ask you about last week
Got a big win out of this week. They already have a loss on their schedule
So they're three and one but University of Florida Lucy or Goosey
This one's a tough one because I think
their first loss to Utah.
That's a really difficult place to play.
And Utah's a very good team.
And they've been doing really well without cameraizing.
Just wait until he gets back.
But with Florida, I can't fully buy into grammar.
It's, he looked really good against Tennessee,
but I don't think Tennessee's defense is that good.
I think Tennessee's overrated.
And SEC schedule is usually tough. This year might be easier. I think
to like an eight win team. So I said, Goosey for that point, but I don't think they're,
they're going to compete for the SEC.
All right, Duke. I can't believe I'm asking you this, but they're 4 and L. They play
Notre Dame this weekend. Notre Dame coming off a loss, do play Notre Dame at home. So Duke Lucy or
Goosey.
I love this Duke team.
Lucy.
I've got game day for the first time ever this weekend. I'm so excited. I think this is
like Duke's kind of real Cinderella moment run. I don't know if they beat Notre Dame,
but I love Riley Leonard. I think he's one of the best quarterbacks in the ACC. They're
a well-rounded team.
They don't commit a ton of penalties.
They're very disciplined.
The Clemson game was a little bit of an exception,
but they turned it around.
I really am buying into this Duke team.
And I've been saying it for two years.
Mike Elko is the next name in the coaching hiring cycle.
You're gonna hear the name so much this off season.
Take over for D on a Colorado.
How about that? They wanted my Michigan state is what it sounds like. Those are what the
internet saying. You hate Deon. No, I don't. Yeah. You were delighted that Lucy gave Lucy
to Duke. Well, no, I was also just saying. No, I was saying Lucy too for the people that
are listening and not watching because you held the sign that said Lucy just. Oh,
okay. I'll specify. No, it's okay.
It's weird basketball schools are becoming football schools.
So here we go, Kansas, who plays Texas, they're undefeated.
They go to Texas this week and a big game, Kansas, Lucy or Goosey.
Okay, so I'm going to say Lucy, but I say it in the sense of, I don't think they beat
Texas.
I think this is a really good Texas team,
and this is a Texas team that did not lose to Wyoming.
And that's important because any other Texas team
from the last five, 10 years would have lost
that Wyoming game, which would have meant
they'd lost the Kansas game,
because they're different teams,
but they're similar energies in the sense
they mess things up a lot.
But Kansas, like if you actually watch them,
they just look like a well-oiled machine.
I wouldn't say they're a great
football team, but they're a good
football team.
Lansley-Appold has been such
a great hire for them.
They were so smart and
extending his contract.
This isn't Kansas team that
that's seven, eight wins.
The big 12 is crap this year too.
So they really have a shot to
compete in that conference.
Good offense.
We'll stay in the big 12. Oklahoma. Lucy or Goosey.
I'm gonna hold up both.
Really Kelly, she's holding up both.
I don't really know with his Oklahoma team. Their defense is going to really good, which
isn't something we've seen as of late there. They have taxes in two weeks. I think that'll
pretty much show everything. They haven't
played anybody crazy
difficult. They kept it
close against not close, but
not high scoring against
Cincinnati this weekend.
They were a weird team because
last year they were a weird
team. It was hard to follow
whether they were good or
bad or not. Like,
brinventables, I think
was the right hire, but
it's still, I think, a
little up and down.
So I don't really know. I'm
going both. I won't all have
an answer in two weeks.
A couple more than we need to wait a minute. No, she's not having answered
a few weeks. She held a bug in the back. She'll have an answer in two weeks. Okay.
And she sees how she doesn't get what they do against Texas. We have to get to send
us stuff. So a couple more quickly here. Georgia, I know it sounds out that I'm asking you
this, but something's off. I'm telling you, there's something a little bit off in Athens.
Okay. So Georgia, go ahead. You're right. There is something off. There is something off. I'm telling you, there's something a little bit off in Athens, okay? So George, go ahead.
You're right. There is something off. There is something off. I will say they are still Lucy because even with something off,
they're more talented than every other team in the country. We're just not going to see them play a good game
until the SEC championship game. They have a really bad schedule. Something isn't right though. You are correct.
This doesn't feel like a like a crazy
dominant Georgia team. However, they were games like that last year where they kept to close
against Missouri. Like, there's a, there's something in the air though, but I still think they're
they're very talented and probably way better than everybody else. All right. I'm assuming
Oregon is a Lucy, right? That's Lucy. Oh, yeah. Okay. So Lucy. So good. I love Bo next. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Okay. So Lucy. So good. I love Bo next. Okay. Uh, Washington state. Is that Lucy or Goosey?
I'm gonna go. I think Cam Ward has been insane. He's one of the most electric quarterbacks and college football. I think we don't talk about him because they're somehow a more electric
quarterback in the state of Washington with Michael Pinnock Jr. But that Washington state team, they are, they're not the most talented team you've
ever seen, but they're well coached.
They're put together.
Cam Ward was an amazing pickup from Incarnate Ward.
He was a low level transfer guy.
Abs, I'm kind of obsessed with this Washington state team because you want to root for them.
Just as Lee Corson said, no one wants them.
Even though I do, I want them.
All right. Last one for you before we get to send us stuff.
Listen, when people start to write them off,
that's when they start to crank it up, okay?
Alabama, Lucy or Goosey.
I'm still gonna go Goosey.
I know that's really good.
It is almost this weekend, but I don't.
I'm living life on the edge.
What are they gonna do?
See me death, I've already done that before.
Nothing I can't take.
I don't think all this is that good.
This is the way it's still Sunday to buy the things
and the state sales, yeah.
You're right.
Yeah, I'm living a good life.
I got a jukebox, they don't, it's okay.
No, but it's a risk, Lucy, because you're hoping
that it's still there on Sunday.
And guess what, it paid off $80 a jukebox.
So yeah, it's so here.
I'm not so
hard to carry.
We had to use like a blanket.
Oh, man.
Mm-hmm.
But yeah, Alabama, I still can't
buy in.
They look a lot better against
Ole Miss.
I think the thing with Bama though
is they're still going to win
10 games.
Yeah.
SEC West is not very good.
But it's still, the offensive
line is the issue I'm looking at.
I don't think it's a quarterback problem.
I think Jalen Milrose got a lot of talent.
He's young.
I'm not really worried about him.
I think the offensive line needs to get fixed, and I think Ole Miss is not the best litmus
test.
I think we always wrangle Miss.
We're like, they should be 17.
It's just because they should be.
And then we're like, oh, we actually don't have anything to back that up, and that's the
same thing every year.
Yeah. You're right about that. Let's get to
what Senda stuff, Billy. Yeah. So we only have a couple of minutes left here with Lucy.
So what, uh, what is this new segment your day viewing? Okay. So Lucy gang, everybody
who is thinking here, this is the way this segment works. Send us stuff is the name of
the segment. I love it. And what happens is you can just send us stuff if you want, right?
And we didn't ask for this segment to start, but someone just sent us stuff.
So I decided, you know, we had someone go through it obviously to make sure that everything was safe,
but I like to show you what was sent to us this week on the inaugural edition of Send us stuff.
Wow. So, you guys watch Hard Knocks this year?
Yep.
Okay. Unfortunately.
Lucy, did you watch Hard Knocks or do you not care?
I watched the first three episodes.
Okay, well, I don't remember exactly when it is that this happened, but there was an episode
where Tantel Smart had the D-line over and he was making them gumbo.
Does anyone remember that scene?
I do.
Okay, well, the company three sisters meet that they use the gumbo of sent us a bunch of
Chorizo in the mail.
So we just have a lot of meat there,
and then we have a lot more meat here. We just have a bunch of meat that we've been sent in the mail.
Why are you dumping it on the table like that? I thought visually it would look better if you just
saw it all come out. So you had an idea of exactly how much meat it is that we've been sent. But we
have different, we have sliced chorizo, we have a regular chorizo, all Spanish style. So shout out to three sisters, meets.
But it's me on the table, bro, bold move.
Right.
I don't like that joke.
Uh-huh.
Can Lucy make requests like in terms of what she wants sent to her?
I don't.
Here's the thing.
I don't know the rules on how this works.
I don't even know that we were allowed to be doing this,
but they sent us this stuff.
So I wanted to say thank you and just show you the stuff
that they sent us.
So if you want to send this stuff, you can send this stuff.
I don't know if we're allowed to ask for stuff.
Send Lucy CDs. How about that? stuff, you can send this stuff. I don't know if we're allowed to ask for stuff. But Lucy CDs.
How about that?
Oh, wow.
I do like that.
I do like that.
I'm more looking for weird things.
I want stuff that shapes like different things, like right here.
What?
This is my gummy bear lamp.
Okay.
Oh, I like that.
Oh, okay.
So I'm looking for that.
I also have giant crayon.
Oh, wait, hold on.
She has a giant crayon. Let's see it. All right.
Sunday, a state sale. Oh wow. Is that a piggy bank per chance or no?
It is a piggy bank. Okay, very good. Yeah, my plan is I'm going to empty it out and I'm going to
hang it on my wall and have a neon light that looks like it's drawing stuff. Oh, I like that. Okay,
so if you're into neon and you have a company that sends neon to people, send Lucy some neon. However you would do that.
Yeah. Weird stuff, but not too weird that I get uncomfortable. Okay. Perfect.
Lucy, I'm glad you got home alive. Yeah. It was a journey. It was a journey.
Thank you for joining us. We'll talk to you next week. Maybe I'll see you guys again. I
don't know. Okay. I don't know if I'm coming back.
So many things to get to here.
I got blessed football. a loaded football weekend.
We have went to top five.
We have winners and losers.
We have Billy's big board bet.
See, brought to you by brought to you by somebody you were what last week to a one last
year.
Two hole in one, bringing my record this season to two three and one, but we don't pay
attention to the week one because that's right.
Right.
It's filling out process.
It's a Roger's preseason.
It was my preseason. filling out process. Rogers. Preseason.
It was my preseason.
Rogers fault.
Yeah.
And we also have my top five quarterbacks through week three.
So we might not get to all of this.
Well, we had more things.
We didn't do our stroud, young or Richardson comparison this week, which by the way,
income to the...
Stroud one.
Well, yeah, stroud one because, you know, young and Richardson didn't play.
Exactly.
So I got this from ESPN Stats and Info if you guys wanted, CJ Stroud became the first quarterback
in NFL history to have
at least 900 passing yards for passing touchdowns and zero underceptions.
His first three career starts according to ESPN stats and info.
I give two fingers.
For the first time Wilson hasn't hit that yet.
No, I give Mike.
When you give two fingers for for Stroud to be a quarterback to two pinkies.
Big toe.
That's how I get to toes.
Okay.
By the way, Derek Korg got injured also.
He did.
There's a lot of stuff we haven't talked about.
We didn't talk about Brandon Staley going for it on his own 24 yard line and giving the
ball right back to the yake, the Viking.
I get Brandon Staley, you know what?
He's crazy.
He is crazy that got.
Don't do it.
He leads it to it.
I do give him credit though.
He might use my, he's right.
He leads into it.
Brandon Staley knows the entire world.
He's looking at him.
They are questioning him.
And yet he does not waver at all.
False.
False.
No.
He doesn't waver.
He goes for it.
No, but then he's a grouchy pants on the back end.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you're going to do it, I mean.
Well, don't get defensive about people questioning that call, because you could have easily
blown the game for your team.
Right.
And you could be all in three. And then when people ask you, you're like,
all grumpy about, don't be grumpy. Like own that decision because you almost cost your
team the game if it was for Kirk cousins throwing an interception.
I'm just saying, I'm not saying you're grumpy. Did you see Sean Peyton and his press conference
after the game? Yeah, he's allowed to be grumpy. He's not in the autumn. He's a fuck. Yeah.
Anyway, making a thing, you'll hack it. Look at genius. No, this guy. All right, let's get to a Fountess
top five. Then we'll get to winners and losers, Billy's big board bets and maybe just
maybe we'll squeeze in top five quarterbacks through week three. I'm excited. All right,
I want to get to everything. So I'm going to do this pretty fast. This is the top five
players. We don't know if they're good or not. All right. We don't know if they're
good enough. I love this. Yeah. I say this a five players. We don't know if they're good or not. We don't know if they're good. I love this.
Yeah, I save this a little, I just go right to the top five.
Number five, Josh Dobbs.
No.
Not bad.
Give him more opportunities.
QB1, he's almost two in one.
Right.
Now I'm gonna go to number four.
Every chief's running back.
They all score multiple touchdowns on like three touches.
It's the craziest thing.
It is.
Number three, Kyle Pits.
No idea.
No idea. You have to go out of the gate, top, but have no idea. It is. Number three, Kyle Pits. No idea. No idea.
You have to get out of the gates. Hop. I have no idea. Desmond Ritter and Marcus Marriota.
Who knows? Yeah. No. Ritter's bad. Yeah. It's good. Number two, Daniel Jones.
Yeah. He done. Name a receiver. Darren Walters and count. Who is Darren Walters? He had one
season. And number one, Kurt Cousins. One down. I know he's good. No, he's good. He's
good. Yeah. He can't win games that. No, it's bad. He's good.
He can't win games that keeps
her in the ball over.
He's having a season.
Alexander Madison.
What a season to forget.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I can tell you that much. Week three, Alexander Madison.
Yeah.
Brutal.
All right.
So we got to points.
Is this top five we are?
We're plowing through the
topics right now.
Yeah.
Winners and losers, Billy.
What do you got for us?
All right.
So these are my week three winners and losers. Three winners and I have three losers.
Three and three winners and three losers.
Get you.
All right, this week's winners and losers are brought to you by
and then like here you could put a logo of like a sponsorship
but we don't have a sponsor right now.
You know what, actually?
For this week.
The meat company is the sponsor for this week.
Now I'm definitely getting in trouble.
All right, here's the number one winner for this week.
Us, we're the winners this week.
While we have been called coach killers on this show
before for having coaches and guests come on
and then do terribly lose the games
we're in their season.
We had Rahim most of it on last week
and he scored four touchdowns,
which was great for him, but even better for us.
Yes.
I don't know if you get fanfare again there.
I don't know if there was gonna be sounds
if I just got a stop.
I think are you taking some level of credit
for most jerks performance on Sunday?
I'm not, but it was good for us.
Okay, it was.
But you'll allow everyone else to give us.
Yeah, if you wanna give us credit, that's fine.
We'll take the credit and he may come on this week.
We'll see, you never know.
I have asked him, he said he would love to come on again this week.
So I almost texted him, but I don't feel like I have
that level of relationship with him yet. You do. I don't feel like I have that level of relationship with
him yet.
You do.
I don't know that I do.
I also don't know that he knows who I am.
You know what I mean?
He does.
I am not 100% sure.
So I didn't want to do it.
Should I text and congratulate him?
I want to.
I'm going to do it.
It's a little early, but I didn't want to do it yesterday because everyone was doing it
yesterday.
I'm like, this guy doesn't know who I am.
All right.
Here's our number one loser.
Well, not number one.
Just one of our partners.
He knows you're the guy with the fake golf clubs. I mean, go ahead Just one of the golf clubs. I mean go ahead real golf clubs
I just haven't used them much. All right. All right loser. Yeah Sean Payton
After criticizing the thing you'll have to say one of the worst coaching jobs in history NFL
Sean is sporting an oh and three record with the team and he has allowed the most points against him in the NFL this season
He also last season said to a wood replace by Teddy Bridgewater and to a had a perfect
pass or rating through the first half.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly right.
You have to have a do a better person Sean Payton.
All right.
Here's another winner.
Taylor Swift.
Big winner this time winner in a week where a team scored 70 points at a game where the Kansas
City Chiefs won 41 to 10 by simply showing up and sitting next to Donna Kelsey.
Yeah. Taylor Swift made herself the story of week three in the NFL.
FCC dammed. Fox would never pass up the chance to show Taylor Swift celebrating
saying let's F and go after Travis Kelsey scored a touchdown.
Taylor Swift big winner this week.
Right. She was a winner headed into the week.
And though, well, she's always a winner. Yeah, I went for life.
Yeah, she was winning well before she showed up to a Kansas City chief get now.
Unfortunately, that brings us to another loser. All right. Alex Earl.
Alex, as you may or may not know, as a social media star who has been linked to on and
off, Braxton Barrios. And for some time, many people believe that she was responsible for
Braxton Barrios is break up to Olivia Colpo. Now, there was questions as to whether
or not they were still together or not because they said that they weren't exclusive recently
on her daddy, I believe. Okay. Yeah. So Alex showed up and was there supporting Braxton
Barrios was even featured on the NFL social media platforms saying, fins up wearing a
Braxton Barrios jersey, very publicly coming out as being linked
to Braxton Barriol's and confirming the rumors and she was
a winner until Taylor Swift showed up and then everybody got
about a lot.
Yeah.
Okay.
So unfortunately a loser this week because of Taylor Swift.
So you have one more winner or one more loser here.
I do.
Here's another loser.
This is actually two losers together.
Brittany and Jackson Mahomes.
other loser, this is actually two losers together. Brittany and Jacksonville Holmes.
Oh, yeah.
It's Patrick's wife and brother.
They were royalty in Kansas City.
Everybody would pay attention to them.
Look at them up in the booth, see what they were up to, follow them on TikTok, see their
antics on the field, in the crowd, pouring drinks on people, whatever you may, you know,
they whatever it is that they were up to.
Now, Taylor's in town, no one cares anymore.
You think Kelsey was getting tired all the mahalms love and arrowheads, you know what?
I'm gonna bring Taylor Swift. I mean, about that.
Yeah, just a casual nobody, no, but I still don't know. It's not a winner loser, but I had love,
and I couldn't figure out if love won or lost this week.
I don't know.
Because I'm still not sure what I make of this relationship.
Jordan loved one.
Jordan loved one.
Yeah, Jordan loved to remain. Yeah, Jordan Laugh One.
Yeah, we didn't get to that.
He might be.
He might be in my top five quarterbacks through three weeks.
Really?
Okay, well hurry up.
So I have only one more winner here.
Patrick Mahomes.
I think winner is Viva.
Was often put in a trick.
We're going to be stuck.
But he was the big winner.
Well, that's why because he was often put in a tricky situation by his wife and brother
doing things on the field standing on
Shantay or as number doing tiktok's pouring drinks on people sometimes going to restaurants and filming tiktok's where he looked
Absolutely miserable because of the fact they were just dancing in the middle of the restaurant now with Taylor here
He doesn't have to worry about it about it anymore because once again no one cares about Brittany and Jackson anymore
So Patrick my home's big winner week three
All right.
Merry good, Jack.
I don't know why I'm clapping.
Really big winner.
Why are you clapping?
Was that supposed to clap at the end of that?
All right, let's clap.
I was waiting to figure out how Sean Payne was tied
to Taylor Swift somehow.
It was weird.
He was a loser to Sean Payne.
I don't see that relationship having legs, do you?
I don't know what's going on there.
That's it's, look, I look.
I want everyone to be happy.
That's why I want love to win. but I couldn't declare love a winner yesterday
based on what I saw they were walking out of the stadium together next to each
other they weren't holding hands that was kind of like I don't know what's
going on here but hold hands if we're gonna make this public or gonna make this
Facebook official it's hold hands but they weren't doing that so I don't know
what's going on okay okay uh we'll get to billy's big board in just a second
that's big board sorry about that you want top five quarterbacks here through week three?
Okay.
Justin Herbert, number five.
We are rifling through segments right now.
This is amazing.
Patrick Mahomes, number four.
First time inside the top five for him.
How about that?
Wow.
And he was a winner this week.
Big first career.
Big first career.
Yeah.
Number three, Jordan Love.
He's ahead of Patrick Mahomes and Justin Herbert.
You got to give him credit.
Dad's 17, fourth quarter, brought his team back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Number two, Kirk Cousins.
He's having a year.
Yeah, it's not his fault.
The best 0 and 3 year ever.
It's the bet year rights.
The best 0 and 3. They're the best 0 and 3 team of all time.
I'm about that. And number one up to a
Billy, you have the best quarterback in the NFL. You have the best off
head to the NFL. You have the most exciting thing in sports. I am so
jealous and insanely jealous of what it is. You have the most exciting thing in sports. I am so jealous, insanely jealous
of what it is you get to watch and root for every single Sunday. You know what else I have
to guys? What? I have three Billy's bets big boards brought to you by that I want to share
with you guys. Two, three, one on the season, two, oh and one last week, oh and three the
first week, but we don't talk about that one. Throughout the first week, just say two
oh and one on the season. Okay, so these are bets that again, I don't live in a sports
gambling state, but if I did, these are bets that I may or may not feel
strongly enough about two place, but I'm not sure.
There we go.
All right, so guys, we gotta get through this in a minute.
So here's the first one.
Baker may field over one and a half past touchdown.
Nice, we had two of minutes.
Well, we, you know, we went a little bit long,
but that's okay,
because we had a lot of things that we wanted to get into today.
I should have probably written these down
and didn't account for the writing time on the comment.
It's a small board.
You know, who's not on one?
Yeah.
That's right.
All right.
Here is my number two in my Billy's Best Big Board brought to you
by The Rams Plus 2.
Yeah.
Yep.
It's still early slash late in the afternoon today,
but at time of recording, we're not exactly sure
of Joe Burrow's status, but regardless of that
They haven't looked great anyway, so I'm gonna take the Rams plus two. Okay. All right, and now here's my final one. Ready?
2021 won one on the season. Yep. Yeah, 2021 on the season. 2021 one. Exactly right. I'm gonna take oh wait, no, I wrote that wrong. I'm gonna take
Run it wrong time is running out in a small board. I'm gonna take Jalen Hertz under 44 and a half rushing yards today.
Yeah.
Accidentally did over, but I meant under.
Yeah.
It seems like you have the bucks winning this game based on your bets here.
Mayfield over, Hertz under, the bucks.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think the bucks are gonna lose, but Jalen Hertz hasn't rushed for over like 35 yards
on the season, so I don't think he's gonna get 44 and a half today.
All right.
Okay, Billy's big board.
Billy's best big board's brought to you guys.
Sorry, it's a tungsten.
Thank God Mikey A didn't have anything to do.
Ha ha ha.