The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - GBF- Monday Hangover: A bunch of liars and jinxes
Episode Date: September 16, 2024The crew has decided they each get one mulligan for a take they had this season. Will anyone of them use it this week? Week 2 showed that some teams were just lying to everyone including the Colts and... Cowboys. Are the Saints and Derek Carr actually really good? Winners and losers include a Detroit Lion and a Tennessee Titan. Lucy stops by to recap her trip to Madison as well as make sense of the terrible teams in Florida. Who gets fired first: Napier or Norvell? Also, is Lucy a jinx? Billy's BBBBBBB gets us ready for Monday Night Football between the Falcons and Eagles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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football. God bless football.
Oh, wow. You're throwing your
voice. Wow. It has football written all over it. It is football. The weekend's in there. Yeah. Yeah. What'd you do? Go to a sports bar? You drank? What happened?
A little high lie on Friday night. And then college football all day on Saturday. And then fell all day on Sunday.
Yeah. It was a traditional football weekend. I love a traditional football weekend. A Thursday night game. Saturday college football. Good,
actually a good college football game on Friday night.
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Football happened all over the
place yesterday. Yeah. Any given
Sunday happened all over the
NFL yesterday. Uh the Ravens
lose. The Niners lose. The
Cowboys get blown out at home.
Yeah. By the Saints. Crazy,
right? Uh a strange week. We
were talking about it before the show
started. There were some good
games and then games that like
on paper look like, oh, that was
probably a good game like I
don't care like for example,
Seahawks Patriots overtime game.
I don't care why that is a
piece of bad. No, thank you.
Not for me. Yeah, but not my
thing. Seattle's two and oh, I
believe right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's an early two and oh.
You're not buying the Seahawks?
No.
Really?
The lying two and oh.
There you go.
They're lying to you.
Really?
There's some lying two and ohs
and there's some lying oh and twos going on this week.
I'd like to hear more please.
About the lying two and ohs.
There's a few lying one and ones.
Yeah.
That is true as well.
Well, how do you know they're lying?
I mean, they're telling you. The bears are definitely lying. Right. The bears are as well. Well, how do you know they're lying? I mean, they're
telling you. One way you can
tell. The Bears are definitely
lying. Right? Bears are
definitely. Well, hold on,
Mikey. Are the Jets lying at
one and one or are they telling
the truth? Oh, they're they're
the biggest liars there is.
That was so ugly. Yeah. That was
so ugly. The Titans handed them
that game. Will Levis thank you
for the win? You know what?
We've handed so many other
teams wins that it's
about time someone handed us a
win. How about that? Sure. Yeah,
thank you. Right. I don't know
if I want to ask you more about
Levis or about the Jets in this
situation because man, Will
Levis has made some bad plays
the last two weeks. Catastrophic
players, one would say. Like
last. Yes. Last season when he
kind of took over at the end,
they were like, oh wow, like
Will Levis. He's pretty good, like this might be a thing here,
Will Levis, like get out of town Ryan Tanhill,
we don't need you, we have Will Levis.
Right.
And now Will Levis has had multiple like boneheaded players,
he's like, eh, I'm gonna throw it backwards,
and it's like, don't do that, don't do that Will Levis,
what are you doing?
You look at that touchdown throw
that he had to Calvin Ridley,
like you can't throw that ball any better,
it was a fantastic throw on Sauce Gardner.
And it was a fantastic throw.
And then you turn and he shovels the ball backwards
while falling down to a running back
that had no desire to catch it with three jets around him.
And you just go, oh, there he is.
That's what level.
I could not believe that touchdown pass.
I couldn't believe it.
I was positive.
I'm like, how did that happen? It't believe it. I was positive. It was
intercepted and then they're celebrating a touchdown. I'm like, I don't even understand
it. How did the ball get through the two defenders? How did they score a touchdown? And how did he end
up in the end zone? Because it seemed like he caught it on the ground on the five and no one
touched him. Like, oh, what a play. It was a great play. Are you guys confident about Aaron
Rogers? Sorry to interrupt. Are get confident about Aaron Rogers. Sorry to
interrupt. Are you confident
about Aaron and the Jets like
or as high on this team as you
were going into the season?
Well, it's hard. They had some
guys who were injured yesterday.
Uh the defense is a bit thin.
Uh we'll see what happens with
Reddick here moving forward. Uh
now that Johnson appears to be
out for the season, I'm I'm
gaining more confidence in Aaron Rogers. What I'm most confident in. Mikey, hear me out. Just hear me out. Not that
I'm looking ahead, but the schedule gets really easy right
now. Like it's easy. Like they have. Do you call the Patriots
game on Thursday a win? Yes. Because before the season, I
was sure that's a win. Right now, I'm thinking that's
probably a loss. No, I think home opener on a
short week. Jets Patriots. Yes,
that's a win for the Jets. They
have Denver coming up at home.
They have Minnesota, Sam
Darnold. That's going to be fun
coming up at home. The next four
games are at home and they're
one and one. Plus, you combine
that with the fact that two is
injured. We don't know what's
going to happen with the
Dolphins. We know the Patriots. They're not going to be good this year.
Uh, so yeah, I feel pretty confident about the Jets, Billy.
I do.
I do.
Like a wild card.
They almost you don't think they're going to win the division.
I'm not ruling the division out.
I mean, well, your boy, Josh Allen.
Ruling them out being 16 and one.
I'm not.
You're right.
Did you have him winning 14 games before the season or something?
I think I said 14 and three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How are we feeling about that? Mulligan?
Oh, I don't know yet. Mulligan. What is that? Well, Mikey had an idea before the show that we're allowed, like when you play golf,
the standard rule is, you know, amongst weekend golfers is that you get one Mulligan per 18 holes,
amongst weekend golfers is that you get one mulligan per 18 holes. Mm hmm.
Meaning you take a shot, you hit a bad shot, you get to drop a ball, no penalty,
you hit a mulligan. Mikey A is thinking about allowing all of us a mulligan.
One mulligan each throughout the season, which is a round of golf,
something we said that we could take back. I said the Jets were 14 and 3,
or gonna be 14 and 3. I am not certain I want to use that as my mulligan. Okay. that's the. Like we said the Saints were the most boring team to
watch. Right. Who's we? We might want a mulligan on that one. Wait we all said it? Who actually said it?
Right. Goalick said it, Mike Goalick said it and Stu you were very quick to agree. My answer was
the Titans and that's okay for now. Although they're very exciting to watch
but not for the good reason. Right they're exciting for the wrong reasons. Yes.
Yeah. That is correct. Do you like this idea Billy? I do. I'm
gonna save my mulligan. I'm I'm not gonna use it. Listen. I
don't I don't need one yet. Right. When you use your
mulligan is is a very important part of the mulligan. Yeah. You
gotta be you gotta be very careful and very strategic as
to when you use it. So, it can be something that I say two
weeks from now but I haven't used my mulligan yet and I the game is very strategic as to when you use it. So, it can
be something that I say two
weeks from now but I haven't
used my mulligan yet and I
could take it back like three
weeks later, right? It could be
an in season mulligan, right?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Alright.
Well, it's my game. You do have
the Bears. You do have the
Bears and Jets and the Super
Bowl. I feel good about that.
I'm good. It's hanging there.
Yeah. It's hanging there. If I
want to take it back, I can take it back later. Can I ask you that? That is true.
There's plenty of time. There's
plenty of asinine things for me
to say. Okay, so Sunday Night
Football, a bit of a dud. That
was one of those that I was
kind of looking forward to like,
oh, this is going to be fun.
And then the first half was
okay. And then it's just field
goal festival. Yeah. So if you
had your mulligan on the Bears
Jet Super Bowl, which team are you more?
Great question.
Which team are you more?
If I were to use it,
cause I'm not using it.
I wanna be clear on that.
Which team I guess would be more to blame
for you using it on that Super Bowl prediction?
Like which team are you less confident
in making the Super Bowl right now?
The Bears or the Jets?
Wow, that's a good question.
I'd say the Bears.
Yeah.
I'd say the Bears.
That's so sad.
I mean, you see signs with Kayla,
but yeah, I'd say the Bears. I mean, it. I mean, you see signs with Caleb, but yeah,
I'd say the Bears. I mean, it was a terrible, it was a terrible Super Bowl prediction. Yeah,
I do. I see signs with Caleb. I do. I, I, I feel like the Bears can go on a little run.
Not that they're going to go to the Super Bowl, but I feel like they're not, they're
not that far off. Like I, two years in, obviously. They're a quarterback off.
Ah, they're an offensive line off.
Offensive line, it feels like.
Caleb Williams was running for his life the whole game.
Look, he's not Bryce Young.
I think two seasons in, or a season and what?
Like two games in, I think people are starting
to wonder about Bryce.
I mean, how could you not?
I mean, honestly, Carolina have to wonder about Bryce. I mean, how could
you not? I mean, honestly,
Carolina here, this is amazing.
Carolina, they are minus 60
after two weeks. Minus 60. It's
not. They have scored thirteen
points in two weeks. Yeah. Yeah.
I feel bad for Bryce Young. I said it last week. I'll say it again. He's tiny. He's running the weekly fantasy thing. We do a weekly fantasy. Yeah. Presented by Svirnav.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we should start with her voice perhaps.
Yeah, probably.
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I finished in fifth place this week.
Wow.
Incredible.
That's impressive.
Congratulations. Thank you. And I have a strategy that I shouldn't share with you guys,
but I'm going to share with you guys.
OK.
Because it will cost me future earnings
by sharing this with you.
But I want to be charitable in this listener league, which,
again, I finished in fifth place, which
it should have been higher.
But we had a Cooper Cup injury, and we
had a Foster-Mano he was he just did nothing.
Mikey, yeah you see what's happening here. He finally finishes top five and suddenly he's an
expert handing out advice, right? Yeah, you want to hear that you want to hear the advice?
Yeah, I can't. What do you think the advice is, Mikey? Because I have an idea what the advice is.
Hunt on tight end sounds like it right now. Yeah, something like that.
Man, if I would have gotten anything out of the tight end position, I could have won the entire week. What do you think the advice is? I think it's don't
overspend on a quarterback. That's what I think it is. No, no. Even though I did go kind of cheap
in terms of money on a quarterback, I went with Baker, but he got me enough points. Right. That's
what I'm saying. That's why you don't overspend on the quarterback because Baker got you enough,
right? Take guys playing the Panthers.
That is exactly what I did.
I took the defense against the Panthers.
Oh really?
Yeah, I took the charge,
which got me like 12 points.
Wow.
Take the defense playing against the Panthers.
Same, same.
That's what you do.
Look and if it's not like crazy expensive,
which it's going to start being really expensive.
Next from here on out,
I got a feeling they're gonna be a little bit.
Yeah, every team playing against the Panthers is
probably going to be the most expensive defense moving
forward, but it was just pick against the Panthers. That is
a heady play. Speaking of the Chargers, have you guys seen
the week three slate? Jim Horbaugh and Mike Tomlin. Oh my
god. That game seems like it's going to be awful. I don't care
about the team. It's going to be a terrible game.
It's going to be horrible.
It's going to be awful, but I can't wait for it.
Can't wait to watch it.
Yeah, not going to be a great game.
They would be upset, both coaches, if it was like 49-42.
That's not what they want.
What are the Steelers?
I have two and O.
That's, that's.
Yes, yes they are. Are they lying to us? They I have two and
the Chiefs Kingdom which was a great game. Yeah, I mean, oh
yeah and we're part of the
Chiefs Kingdom Raiders Ravens.
I texted Ed. What do you mean?
I texted our friend Ed, our
chiefs fan friend, Ed. Oh,
really? Yeah. Yeah. Was he
nervous? No, no. I was texting
him after the game. I'm not
going to do it during the game.
Right. Ed is the guy who
invited us up to the suite when
we were in Kansas City at
Arrowhead Stadium. He's a
wonderful man with a great
family. Exactly right. Yeah.
Great Chiefs fan. Right. That's so excited for us. Yeah.
Really? Yeah. Right. Chiefs
Kingdom. Yeah. Yeah. Part of it
now. Alright. Uh Lucy's next
Billy. Yeah. I asked that. Yeah.
So, I like I should know that
but II don't because I'm not
sure if she's next segment of
the following segment. No.
Because I'm very excited about
Mikey A's list and I don't know
if I can wait another segment
to get to it. So all right, Lucy's next.
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It takes more. So Lucy sat down in this studio.
I haven't seen her in a while, and she says to me,
Stu, I'm the kiss of death.
I'm Ted Cruz.
Wow.
Please elaborate, Lucy.
I'm much better than Ted Cruz just as a person and in general.
However, we are three weeks into the college football season,
and the home team has lost every single game I have gone to.
And like my record last year wasn't great.
Like I think I was like around 500.
But we are starting off 0-3.
I am the Florida state of college football travelers.
I think it's going to be 0-4 because Tennessee's
at Oklahoma and you're going to that game this weekend.
Yeah, I was like, it's kind of a weird weekend
where it's like similar to last week,
there's not like a ton of good stuff going on.
So I was like, maybe I should pick a game
where I know the home team is gonna win
just so I can kind of get my percentage up,
but that's not how we do it.
We don't go where I'm not the kiss of death.
We go where the best game is, hopefully,
which did not happen for Alabama, Wisconsin.
How was Wisconsin?
Wisconsin, I have like, I was born, raised, bred to hate Wisconsin.
That's just the life I was meant to live,
as my dad is an Iowa grad and I'm an Iowa grad.
That place is so awesome.
It is impossible to hate Madison.
It's amazing.
It is the best college town in America.
Madison itself is just a really cool, great city.
The atmosphere is really great. The team pretty bad not good they have a
Wisconsin like as a football team makes me almost the most angry out of any
college football team well why is that because so they hired Luke Fickle and
they brought in Phil Longo from UNC to be their offensive coordinator right and
Phil sorry Luke Fickle was like you know what I have an idea why don't we get
Wisconsin to try to do the air raid?
Which is against everything Wisconsin stands for.
It's against all their principles, you're right.
Like you can't do that.
That's not how Wisconsin works.
This is where Ron Dane went to school.
He was at the game.
Really?
He was, they gave him a nice little recognition
when they were down by only 21 at that point.
But it makes me so angry because I'm like,
you have to like to win at Wisconsin,
you have to do it the Wisconsin way.
So I actually don't think Luke Fickel at Wisconsin
is gonna work out the way people think it will
because I just don't think that you're gonna be able
to get the talent to do the air raid.
When you're in a state that is like just all a bunch
of beefy people, beefy linemen, like run the frickin' ball. Right, there are certain places,
Lucy is right about this, Billy,
where air raids just don't work.
And Wisconsin is one of those places.
They're like top of the list.
It should not be allowed.
It should be illegal.
The governor should step in.
You're dropping things today on air, off air,
that are just, they're just things
that you're stating as facts.
Which was- I got a mulligan. I mean, it doesn was, there's places, air raids just don't work, Billy.
And then off air you go, I love a good dairy barn.
I do love a good dairy barn. You're not familiar with a dairy barn?
Well, I had a dairy barn. It was called the Dairy Barn,
where I grew up in Long Island.
That also sounds like the name of a dairy barn, if you couldn't make up the name of a fictitious dairy barn.
For this story. I didn't own the establishment. It was just called the Dairy Barn. the name of a dairy barn if you couldn't make up the name of a fictitious dairy barn. Listen,
I didn't. I didn't own the
establishment. It was just
called the dairy barn. It was a
red little barn. I would drive
in one side. I would order what
I wanted and I would come out
the other side and pay for it
and leave. Uh it's fantastic.
It's a drive through. Yes. But
you agree like there are it's a
drive through, right? Drive
through. Yeah. They were ahead
of their time, Lucy, okay? This
is me growing up. Is this a real place? The dairy barn. Yeah, Port Washington. Check it out. Okay. Yeah. Look it the the book they didn't read.
doesn't work. What stood out for you?
So you love Madison.
It is a great town.
So it's a great college town where the weather is nice.
I'm not so certain.
It's so great, you know, mid-December, you know?
As like most of the kids who go to Wisconsin are from the Midwest.
They're usually always like Chicago land kids.
So like they're built for that.
So I don't think to them it really matters so much.
It was just so unbelievably walkable and there's so much stuff there.
And like the way that the campus
is completely integrated into Madison,
I've never really seen anything like it.
And Iowa City is a phenomenal college town,
but there's just something about like,
you don't really even realize you're on campus
versus I'm in Madison,
which is just straight up an awesome city.
Right.
They go for it.
Like they get after pretty early there too. Oh my God. It was, we were at- Number one party school in Madison, which is just straight up an awesome city. Right. They go for it. Like, they get after pretty early.
Oh, my God. It was we were at.
Number one party school in America, I think, like every year.
I disagree with that. Really?
I I would say I was a little disappointed with how we so we went out early.
We got up at like six.
We left at six a.m.
So we could go to this Mickey's, the dairy bar.
And it was really, really good.
Definitely recommend to Wisconsin Wisconsin Madison staple.
But there were like not enough people out drinking
at that point for me where I was like,
yeah, you should have been out.
Iowa would have been out drinking.
They would have been, everyone would have been up already.
Totally normal behavior to be drinking at 6 a.m.
Look, it's Wisconsin.
Weirdest thing, so I did a little walk around the campus.
They sold beer in the student union. Crazy. They don't do
that elsewhere. I don't think so. Wow. Interesting. Uh I
have some Lucy or Goosey's for you. Oh, wait. Hold on a
second. Do we have signs? We do. Yes. Oh, wow. Billy brought
the sides. Look at you. Yeah. She hasn't been in studio in a
while. That's right. No, I had to, you know, usually us from the woodshed, which is her basement at her parents' house.
Yeah, it's nice to see the sun again.
Is it? You saw it in Maddie. I mean, I love Madison, Wisconsin. I do.
So great.
Alright, are you ready, Lucy? Lucy or Goosey? Alabama is better than Georgia.
I'm going to go Go goosey on this one.
Alabama is very, very good.
And Alabama and Georgia play each other
and I believe two weeks.
Yeah, they both have a bye this week.
Yeah, yeah, so.
Get ready for each other.
Oh, wow.
The Georgia-Kentucky game,
I know people are gonna look at that
and be like, wow, Georgia only put up 14 points.
They won by a super close margin.
That game every year is always wrong,
just like a wrong
game. Georgia always struggles every single season against Missouri, South
Carolina, or Kentucky, but not all of them, just one of them. And so Kentucky is
always a game that Georgia just like is weird about. So I don't really like put
much stock into it. Georgia's still incredibly talented. Carson Beck is a
you know a Heisman candidate. Alabama looked amazing against Wisconsin, but you could also do the flip side of it. We're like,
sure, Georgia didn't look great against Kentucky. Alabama looks bad against USF
two weeks ago, you know? So I'm not, I think that Georgia is still like a
little bit better than Alabama, but this like insane sort of save and drop off
that people were worried about just isn't going to happen. Like Alabama's
floor is probably a 10-win season. They're still unbelievably good, unbelievably talented,
and Kailin D'Bour is a really good coach.
Lucy or Goosey, it's time to have a funeral
for the Iowa Under.
Ooh. Wow.
Wow.
Oh gosh.
Wow.
I'm gonna go Lucy on this one.
The Iowa Under did not hit two weeks in a row,
and it's not even for the reason you think the Iowa defense not looking great right now which has been personally
devastating. Wasn't even close this week. Yeah. Iowa was down at half to Troy.
Devastating for me. The defensive line looks amazing. Linebackers look good.
Secondary is a big issue. Iowa has given up more like big passing touchdown big
plays than anybody else in the country. They're at three 60 yard plus touchdowns given up
which is crazy and then flip side Iowa has the best running back in the country
now. We are leading the nation with Caleb Johnson. So Iowa is scoring more
points and they're allowing more points so the Iowa under is dead. Is this the
Iowa way? I feel like the air attack doesn't work in Iowa. Oh, we're not throwing the ball.
I know the first week you did them.
Yeah, Kate Mcamara cannot throw the ball.
Good. Well, then he fits in well there.
Arch Manning is never giving the starting job back.
Lucy or Goosie?
I'm Goosie on this one.
Not because I don't think Arch Manning is amazing. He looked really good. I know it's
UTSA, but he looked amazing. Quinn Newers, the injury they said, it was scary at first because
it was a no contact injury on the street, on the sideline in street clothes. They've come out and
said that it's like an abdominal injury that he's going to be out not as long as we thought. So
Louisiana Tech is this week. I don't believe, I think we'll see Quinn-Uers back
for the Georgia game.
So I don't think that Arch Manning is gonna keep
the starting job, but you have to feel pretty great
if you're a Texas fan hearing that Quinn-Uers is coming back
and knowing that your backup is better than 90%
of the starting quarterbacks in college football.
I think it was like officially the next day,
diagnosis is an oblique strain.
And Arch, 67 yard run for a touchdown.
Something that his uncles could never do.
His like first pass was a touchdown.
Oh my God.
He threw.
He was three for six at one point
or he had six passes and three of them were touchdowns.
He had five total touchdowns.
That's crazy.
I would not want to be Quinn yours.
Billy, he has the eighth best odds
to win the Heisman Trophy Arch Manning does.
He's thrown 14 passes.
That's not a good bet to make. Yeah, please don bet to make. I'm gonna take it. I have.
Don't do that. Lucy or Goosey, Billy Napier should be fired. I thought he was gonna get fired. Oh,
same. The next morning. Lucy, he has to get fired. I thought he was gonna get fired Sunday. I thought
I heard that the Board of Regents were meeting yesterday. I don't believe that ended up happening.
Yeah, he's gonna get fired really, really soon.
I think if you're a Florida fan right now,
you're so angry at Florida State
for being as unbelievably bad as they are.
Not because you don't want them to be bad,
but because you don't now have all the attention
on fire Billy Napier, he is terrible.
You're worried about the other disaster
in the state of Florida.
So they lost to Texas A&M 33 to 20.
The fans were chanting fire Billy again.
Reportedly, boosters got together
and have already raised the money for a buyout for him.
So I was going to ask you who is gonna get the buyout first.
Is it gonna be Billy Napier or is it gonna be Norville?
And then I saw, oh, he has a $65 million buyout.
FSU is so screwed with this.
They can't get out of that.
My thing is I actually think they can because-
But it's FSU.
I feel like there's schools that can just eat
a $65 million buyout, but it's not them.
And they just signed him to an extension in January
when he was flirting with Alabama.
Which is crazy to go from flirting with Alabama
to three straight losses,
listen to Memphis, your former team.
Not even just a group of five team, but your former team.
Yeah, Napier's gonna be gone first,
just because I think there is a lot more support
with him being fired, and I do think there's a lot of money
within Florida, but I think we underestimate
how miserable Florida state fans are right now,
and there are definitely some rich Florida state fans
out there that would put up the money
for Florida State to fire Norvell.
Do I think that happens at the end of the season?
Because not necessarily.
We're in a weird spot where it's like, yes,
right now is so bad, it's rock bottom, it's miserable.
They were one injury away
from making the playoff last year.
Crazy.
And having a good chance of winning it, yeah.
They were competing for a national championship last year.
So like, at the same time,
I think you can justify firing him because how do you go from this to this? But also at the same time,
you're like, well, two years ago, he was doing exactly what we one year ago,
doing exactly what we wanted. It's a really weird situation. If Florida
finishes the season 0 and 12, I do think you have to fire him at that point
because zero wins is crazy. The thing with Florida State is so funny
is they've already hit the under on their win total
for the season because it was nine and a half.
And so if you bet the under for Florida State wins,
you know week three that you have won that.
It was a perfect scenario of them not getting included
in the playoffs last year
because they get blown out in their bowl game
and then have the whole, it was like the UCF
from like five years ago. It was like, oh, you know, if we would have made it, we would have gotten it on a run. Except UCF actually won their bowl game. And then have the whole, it was like the UCF from like, however many years, like five years ago,
it was like, oh, you know, if we would have made it,
we would have gotten it on a run.
Except UCF actually won their bowl game.
FSU was not close at all in there.
No one is happier right now than Kirk Herbstreet,
who has been dealing with death threats
from Florida State fans for the last eight months,
being like, well, look at me now!
Yeah, but the more miserable the fans get,
I feel like Kirk should be more concerned, you know?
I think they're not taking it out on Kirk
so much as they're taking it out on Mike Norvell and just generally
Florida State football because if you look at the overhead shots of Doak Campbell now woke Campbell since Cal is coming into town, right?
It is empty. Oh, can I ask you can ask you a question not framed as a Lucy or goosey?
You do I have to wait until after the segment is done for that. I don't know. I don't make the rules here
Okay, so Texas jumped over Georgia
for the number one team in the country in the AP polls.
Do you think that they're gonna go back and forth
or do you think like if Georgia, they have a bye week,
if Georgia beats Alabama,
then Georgia just jumps right back to one?
Yeah, if Georgia beats Alabama, they'll jump up to one.
I think it'll just depend on games.
If Texas plays a close game the way Georgia did,
it'll sort of switch.
You've seen that a lot with AP polls.
Oregon's been playing close games and it switches. I love a good poll that switches throughout the year. It'll sort of switch. You've seen that a lot with AP Poles. Oregon's been playing close games and it
switches. I love a good pole
that switches throughout the
year. But Texas is so good. I'm
not certain. Like Texas or
Tennessee could be the most
talented teams in the country.
Oh yeah. We are all forgetting
about Tennessee right now. They
look amazingly good. They're up
sixty-five and a half. Uh just
a few more here and we'll get
you out here and we appreciate
it, Lucy. We do not bury college
football on a Monday because the
NFL takes over on Sunday.
Jaylin Milrow is the front runner to win the Heisman. Lucy or Goosey?
I think I'm gonna, I don't think there is a Heisman front runner right now. So we got Goosey. He's
absolutely a contender. You gotta put Carson Beck in that conversation. Depending on what happens
with Coyne-Uers, you should put him in the conversation. I honestly think Travis Hunter
should be in the conversation as well. Same. Because if it comes down to truly the best player, you have a two-way
guy who is elite on both sides
of the ball. I think you have to
give it to Travis Hunter, but
that won't happen because
Colorado is going to win four
days. Mal Kiper, our friend here
who has joined us on the show
many times, said Hunter is the
number one wide receiver in the
NFL draft and the number two
cornerback in the NFL draft.
Crazy. Crazy. Yeah. He's played
more snaps than anyone else in
college football. He's really good.
Alright, final one. USC and Michigan play this weekend.
Lucy or Goosey, USC and Michigan should only play in the Rose
Bowl. Lucy, this should not be a conference game. Thank you.
I'm very disgusted. We're boycotting and not going to
this game because it's wrong. Yes. Yes. I will stand with you in your boycott.
I will not watch the game.
How about that?
I'll watch the game.
I'm going to watch.
I took it too far.
I'm absolutely going to watch.
Michigan, never throw the ball again.
Lucy or Goosie, Brian Kelly, hot seat.
I think he saved himself.
Saved himself?
They should have lost that game.
If South Carolina's quarterback hadn't gone down,
they would have lost that game.
Well, here's my problem with the college football playoff.
All it's going to do is prolong mediocre coaches careers.
You're right.
Because Brian Kelly is going to be able to say,
or guys like James Franklin, hey, I made the playoffs.
Six straight years.
Yeah, as the 11 seed, man.
But isn't it funny to continue to see
Brian Kelly's purple face on the sidelines?
Yeah.
He watches his shirt.
Yeah.
I don't want to lose that.
No, I want him to stay there forever.
Well, he can go to ECU or something.
Oh, that would be good.
Ah, the pirates.
He'd love Greenville.
Woody.
Lucy, thank you.
Enjoy.
Can you enjoy Oklahoma?
Enjoy Oklahoma.
Yeah.
Yeah, boomer sooner.
All right.
If you say so.
Thank you, Lucy.
Thank you, guys.
All right. If you say so. Thank you, Lucy. Thank you guys. All right.
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Some things look ambitious, but looks can be deceiving.
For example, a runner could be training for a marathon
or they could be late for the bus.
You never know.
Ambition is on the inside.
So that thing you love, keep doing it. Drive
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We are. Yeah. Yeah. So, you guys want to play a little game?
Sure. I I have just like a an
energy high right now. Okay.
Just after the Lucy cycle.
Right. Yeah. Usually happens.
Yeah. Yeah. She brings it. You
were saying after she was here, you were saying here when she left saying that her, I don't know if I should say this. Yeah. Yeah. Professionally. That's all. Right. I don't know
about the Sims of it but okay. Whatever you say. You can't
resist, huh? Yeah, you wanna play winners or losers
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Okay. So, how do we want to do
this? Cuz last week, I shared
winners and losers with you the
week before. I shared, you know
what? I think I'm just going to
share them with you and if you
guys have winners or losers, feel free to share them with us because I thought it was gonna be like a around the horn type thing
But it seems as though I could do a winner. I could do a winner and a loser. Okay. Yeah
All right, you get us started though. I could I could we could join. We prepare billy. Yeah, okay, so here's uh,
Here's the thing. Okay, I have three winners and one loser. You have three winners one loser
Yeah
But I don't want to start that kind of weekend the loser because I feel like that's setting us off in the bad direction I'm going to give you one thing. Okay. I have three winners and one loser. You have three winners, one loser. Yeah,
but I don't want to start. I
kind of weakened the loser
because I feel like that's
setting us off in the bad
direction. Okay. You know what
I mean? Right. So, go ahead.
Start how you want. I'm going
to give us our first winner.
I'm going to say friend of the
show. Aiden Hutchinson. Four
and a half sacks yesterday.
Three in the first quarter.
Yes. Aiden Hutchinson. Big winner. On pace for 40 plus. Yeah.
Yeah. Be amazing.
I don't know if he's a friend to the show. He was on with us
for 15 minutes during Super Bowl week.
He's a friend. Well, we talked about going on vacation together.
You're like, Billy and Aidan are going to be here.
They're traveling together. You want to follow up on that?
That's a friend. No, I haven't.
Hopefully it doesn't expire that free cruise that he won
for offensive. Right. Offensive.
No, what was it? Defensive player of the year. No, but defensive rookie of the year. that he wasn't uh expired that free cruise that he won for offensive, right? Offense, no,
what was it? Defensive player
of the year. No, but defensive
rookie of the year. Yeah. Yeah,
he's got a free cruise. I'm
certain he's already used it. I
always said offensive defensive
rookie of the year. Right. After
saying he has four and a half
sacks. I mean. Yeah. Anyway.
Well, and they have four and a
half sacks of one game. Wow.
Yeah. Incredible. On pace for
40 plus. That's why he's a
winner. Yeah. Am I supposed to
give a winner now? You can you can give a winner if you want. I'll give a my winner to Antonio Pierce and the Las Vegas Raiders to go to Baltimore to beat a team that's 0 and 1 that lost to Kansas City. That last week I said despite it should be my mulligan. I'm not going to use it. Despite being 0 and 1 Baltimore was the second best team in the NFL because of how they played against Kansas City. Home opener, Raiders
traveling across the country for a one o'clock kickoff.
Antonio Pierce gets it done with our boy, not a friend to
the show, but I wish he was Gardner Minshew. I'm going
Antonio Pierce is my winner. Ravens started the season 0 and
2 for a first time since 2015. They started 0 and 2 when they
started 0 and 3 that year. Yeah.
Questionable pass interference call.
Yeah.
It kind of got the Raiders right back in that one.
No doubt. Mike, yeah.
Do you have a winner?
I do have a winner.
And my winner is Derek Carr.
The guy started the season with 16 straight drives
where he scored it, where they scored.
Amazing.
Like that's, that's unheard, 16 straight times
he got the ball and then put points on the board. Yeah. And we's unheard, 16 straight times he got the ball
and then put points on the board.
And we thought, well, not we,
Mike Golick and you guys thought
they were the most boring offense.
That's, nope, Derek Carr, my winner.
So I had a winner from that game too,
was Alvin Kamara, who had four touchdowns,
180 all-purpose yards.
Could have been five, but that selfish Derek Carr,
who Mikey just said was the winner,
decided to QB sneak it from the one yard line
for whatever reason.
You know what?
Now he's a loser.
Now Carr's a loser for taking that.
Spread the ball around a little bit.
How about we toss the fossil more?
No, please.
Geez, Louise.
Where was Taysom Hill?
Where was he?
I don't understand.
Actually, I think he went to the hospital after the game.
Did he really?
What happened to him?
I don't know.
My brother told me that he went to the hospital.
If your brother told you.
So your brother told you Taysom Hill went to the hospital and well, if your brother told you so your
brother told you taste some Hill went to the hospital the way
my brother does fantasy football. Yes. Okay. I believe
everything he says about any player status. Okay. Why?
Because he takes it so seriously. He's in like 12
leagues or something. I want to see number one talking point. I
want to see if he went actually went to the hospital of Gino
Fuentes says it it happened. That's the rule around these
parts. He did go to the hospital on Sunday.
Yeah.
Evaluation of a chest injury.
He made the flight back.
Huh, how about that?
Swiss Army knife.
A real football player.
How about you pick a position to be okay at?
Right.
Like just pick one already.
Like stop being decent at a couple
and just be great at one. Exactly right.
Let's just focus on one situation here.
I'm with you. Yeah.
Are you the one that says to Taysom Hill, Dolphins,
let's see if he can play quarterback?
Yes, finally, see if he can play quarterback.
I'm dying to know. I mean.
Listen.
Is this guy good?
Listen.
What?
When I heard rumblings that CJ Beathard was rumored to come to the Dolphins.
Why?
Taysom Hill. Well, because they say that he's familiar with McDaniel's system.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Is McDaniel familiar with CJ Beathard's work?
I mean...
You want a loser?
Yeah.
Alright.
Russell Wilson.
Big loser.
Wow.
Yeah, he was out again.
It was setting up for a perfect revenge game.
Back in Denver against the Broncos.
He ends up being inactive and then he's fully dressed again and we say why we made him the
first week.
It's because he's the emergency quarterback.
So, he's inactive but he's the emergency quarterback which is why he was dressed out.
Now, this is his second week that he hasn't started after being named the starter because
of a calf injury.
And I'm starting to wonder if he's going to get this starting job back once he's fully
healthy. Really? Because if they continue to go on a roll, I'm not saying that Justin Fields has looked
great by any stretch of the imagination. He hasn't. Good, because he has not. However,
he hasn't turned the ball over though. That's key. If they continue to win,
are you going to make a quarterback switch? No, you're not. They're not going to go and defeat
it, so they're going to lose. But how many losses before they make a switch to go to the next quarter. No,
you're not. They're not going
to go undefeated. So, they're
going to lose but like how many
losses before they make a
switch to go to their starting
quarterback. I think Justin
Fields has that job for for a
while. They're two and oh as
you mentioned, they play the
Chargers this weekend. Um
they've scored thirty-one
points but they've only given
up sixteen. So, the defense is really good. I think Fields as as long as they're winning, Fields is gonna be the guy. Also, they're paying Russell Wilson nothing. So, there's no owner pressure to be like,
hey, I paid this guy this money, you have to play him.
Right.
Since he's getting paid nothing, he doesn't have to play.
They're gonna flip Russell Wilson for a pick at some point.
I take him on the Dolphins.
I would think.
Dolphins.
Maybe a little bit, right? CJ Beathard though.
Okay. So, if you're the Dolphins and you want to go after Russell Wilson, what do you trade the first round. Maybe a little bit, right? CJ Beathard though.
Okay. So, if you're if you're
the Dolphins and you want to go
after Russell Wilson, what do
you trade for him? Like a
fourth or a fifth round pick at
this point? Yeah. Maybe.
Anything. Anything over a
fourth. Yeah. Fourth is even
high. I think. Yeah. Fourth is
high. Fifth or sixth. Yeah. I
mean. Right. So, he's
your loser. They're in Denver.
It's a revenge game. The rare
revenge game where the guy
doesn't play but still gets his
revenge. I mean, it's yeah.
Crazy. And he got a game ball
from Mike Tomlin. I got a loser
by the way. Yeah. Sean Payton.
Oh. Loser. Stop with
quarterback whisperer. I'm the
guy. Get rid of Russell Wilson.
They were eight and nine with
him last year. Let me get my own quarterback in here. They were eight and nine with them last year. Let
me get my own quarterback in
here. My own quarterback is
Bo Nicks and we're going to
get out. I'm tired of Sean
Payton. Loser. Wow. Mikey, you
have a loser. Uh I mean, Will
Levis. Yeah. This is my loser.
The yellow Levis stands for
loser. Yeah. Whoo. That was a
just a terrible, terrible
performance. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so thankful for it though, really.
Yeah, it's so nice.
We're one and one.
I mean.
I have one last winner if you want it.
Sure, here come the Jets.
Unless you guys wanna continue doing winners and losers
or we can do something else.
No, no, no, go ahead.
We have one last winner.
I have, if the season ended today,
we have a Fuentes top five, we have a Mikey A top five.
So go ahead, one more winner.
Commander's kicker, Austin Siebert.
Siebert?
Seven for seven field goals, including the game winner.
He scored all of the commander's points for the week.
And it's the second week in a row
that a kicker has scored all of his team's points.
Last week, Chris Boswell scored all of the 18 points
the Steelers needed to beat the Falcons.
Now, here is the interesting thing
about the commander's and Giants game,
is that he scored 21 points
on field goals. He was seven for seven and the Giants scored three touchdowns in that
game. So it should have been a tie game, but the Giants went for three two point conversions.
Right. And according to Jeff, the Giants scored three touchdowns. The commander got hurt,
right? The commanders didn't score a single touchdown, yet the commanders won the game. I'm guessing that's never happened in the history of the NFL. The didn't score a single touchdown yet the commanders
won the game. I'm I'm
guessing that's never
happened in the history of
the NFL. According to Jeff
Kerr, the Giants became the
first team in NFL history to
score three plus touchdowns
and allow no touchdowns and
lose the game in regulation.
I love that. When's the win?
When's the win? Yes. Yes.
Mikey, yeah, you have a top
five and I love this top
five. It's teams that lied to have a top five. Uh and I
love this top five. It's teams
that lied to us in week one,
right? Yes. Yes. Oh, I cannot
wait for this. Yes. You want it
now? Oh, I do want it now. Do
I? Alright, here we go. What
are you kidding me? Number
five. Alright, so these are
your top five. They could have
lied either way, meaning we
thought they were better.
Sure. Okay. Alright, good. Just
checking. Okay. Alright. Number five. Yes. The San Francisco 49ers.
Liars.
Liars.
Liars!
The San Francisco 49ers put on a drubbing of the Jets
in week one and then made poopy in week two.
Number four.
They're gonna be fine.
The Cincinnati Bengals.
Well, hold on, Billy.
Billy, well, hold on.
Slow the hell down.
Billy had some commentary on that.
No commentary, just the 49ers are gonna be fine. I'm not so certain.'m not sure. Well, hold on. Slow the hell
down. Billy had some commentary
on that. No commentary. Just
the 49ers are going to be fine.
I'm not so certain. Really?
They lied to us. They lied to
us. They're liars. They did lie
to us. They did. Right. I
missed number four because I
was focused on Billy. When you
say they lied to us, do you
mean literally with the whole
McCaffrey situation or they
lied to us because we thought
like they're going to be fine anyways? See, little double meaning there, yeah.
They're both.
Little column A, little column B.
All right.
Both, little column A, little column B.
Yeah.
Couple of columns.
Number four.
The Cincinnati Bengals.
They look so bad in week one,
and I know they're still 0-2,
but they looked really good in week two against the Chiefs.
They played up to the Chiefs and if
not for a pass interference
called, maybe a little
questionable, maybe a little
questionable. They probably
are one and one. Do we think
Joe Burrow regrets dying his
hair? I don't know. That's like
that's a move that you do and
then you get off to a hot start
and like, wow, that's cool.
Yes. But then when you're Owen
too, it's like, ooh, why did I
do that? That's nice of you, Mikey.
You regretted for him.
At least you're taking the feeling of regret away from him.
That's nice of you.
That was a great game yesterday.
Bangalore should have won that game,
and the Chiefs figured out a way.
Pass interference.
Pass interference, exactly.
It was PI.
No, it was.
It was, but you know.
By the way, we didn't get to this earlier,
because we didn't really talk about this game
But and I don't know if we're gonna get back to this game
Travis Kelsey
Good
One reception five yards last week three receptions
34 yards
It's I'm keeping my eye on him three targets this week four targets last let me tell you something
I'm keeping my eye on it's worthy of an eye. Yeah, but but also also
They're probably playing possum
with him, right?
Like, eh.
Still two and O.
Not gonna be in the mix all that much,
and then boom, next week, 12 targets, 160 yards.
Two and O, and Kelsey hasn't done a thing.
Unbelievable.
Number three, Mikey.
Number three, the Arizona Cardinals.
Oh, wow.
Big liars.
Big liars. And you know what?
What's weird about them?
They only lied to us for a half.
Because the first half against Buffalo, they were really good.
The second half against Buffalo, they were terrible.
And then they come out and they take the Rams to just beat
the hell out of them.
It wasn't even a fun game to watch.
I thought there was going to be a lot of points back and forth
in that game.
Nope.
The Rams have lost all their receivers. Arizona blew them out. They're looking good. the first one game to watch. I thought there was going to be a lot of points back and forth in
that game. Nope. No. The Rams
have lost all the receivers.
Arizona blew them out. They're
looking good. Uh number two,
Mikey. Number two, the
Indianapolis Colts. Oh boy.
Yeah. The Indianapolis Colts. I
mean everybody. Uh Anthony
Richardson was going to be the
the next great thing. Stu
Gotts is calling him the the the greatest quarterback ever to play the game and then they the the end of the game, right? Yeah, but his coach is asking him, hey, Malik, why don't you throw the ball? He said it was throw
up on it and he was like, well, how did it get there? He said
our center threw up on the football. Well, but if he I
mean, listen, I love the center who throws up on a football,
but here's the thing. If the center throws up on the
football and then he hikes the ball to you, it's still in your
hands. You're holding it. So like instead of just getting
rid of it, I guess maybe you don't want the throw up to
splash back in your face or something, but like you're holding the vomit
and you're holding onto the vomit.
Exactly why I call shenanigans.
I don't understand that one.
I wanna get the ball away as soon as possible.
We talked about, wait, hold on.
We talked about Rams-Cardinals and we just flew through it
and we haven't talked about the game
that Marvin Harrison Jr. had yesterday.
Amazing, incredible.
He had two incredible touchdowns.
His second touchdown where he laid out
from like the five yard line
and still just floated into the end zone was insane.
And this comes like days after they asked Kyler Murray
because there was obviously the video of Marvin Harrison
like waving wide open last week
and he didn't really get anything last week.
And Kyler Murray said, and it was overstated a bit,
Kyler Murray said, not my job to get him the ball.
Right.
It's exactly his job.
I mean, yes.
Well, I think what he meant more so is like,
he goes through his progressions,
whatever and he throws to who he's supposed to throw it to.
So if Marvin's there and he's, oh whatever.
It sounded bad.
If it's not Kyler Murray's job, whose job is it?
Well, I mean, you could say the coordinator, I guess,
for drawing up the play.
No!
Here's the thing though, here's the thing.
Liars!
Big bounce back, four receptions, 130 yards,
two incredible touches.
He really had like a quarter.
Everything was in the first quarter.
Yeah, everything was in the first quarter.
But they didn't need anything else yesterday.
They blew out the Rams.
Yes, incredible.
It wasn't close.
No, it wasn't.
Anyway, sorry, that wasn't even the game
we were talking about, I just, you know.
All right, no, good job by you.
Harrison had a breakout game yesterday.
Four catches, 130 yards, two touchdowns, and rested in the second half.
Mikey, number one.
I'm sorry. I just gotta go back really quick.
I love the idea of Malik Willis getting asked why he didn't throw the ball,
and he went, ew.
Number one team that lied to us in week one.
The Dallas Cowboys. Big liar. the number one team that lied
I think
more, the public had more money
on the Cowboys than any other
team yesterday. Uh and the
Cowboys. But they're liars.
They are liars. You're right.
All five of those teams are
liars. That's a good list by
you. Let's make it a weekly
feature. If you don't have
enough games and top fives
around here. Uh anyway, coming
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I don't know sales here. Yeah, you're right. So anyways three and three on the season
We had a Thursday night game and a Monday night game took off last Thursday. Yeah went two and one last Monday
Okay, so I have three picks for you guys
All right, if I were so inclined to make the sports bet all right big game tonight the game on Monday. Okay. So, I have three picks for you
guys. Alright. If I were so
inclined to make the sports
bet. Alright, big game
tonight. Florida is a draft
king state. This is who I
might do. First one, Vonte
Smith, anytime touchdown. And
anytime TD. Anytime TD. AJ
Brown is out. With a AJ Brown
is out. With a hamstring
injury. Sorry. Thank you. The golden helmet of life threw me off. Anyway, go ahead. AJ the here is when AJ goes out, now, Devante gets their number one cornerback. That's all that's the
shift there, but I'm with you.
I think it's a good bet.
Not worried about that.
Okay. Devante Smith, any time
touchdown. Got it.
He is writing the next one on the,
on the big board here.
Next one.
I like this.
Kirk Cousins, over one and a half touchdown pass.
Yeah.
I like it.
Primetime Cousins.
Yeah.
I also feel like they're going to be playing from behind.
So he's going to be throwing the ball. That's why I like it.
I feel like it's not necessarily that we're going to coming out
the gates strong, but they're going to be playing from behind.
So he's going to be throwing the ball a lot more.
This could be 363 yards, two touchdowns, four interceptions.
Like that's the kind of game Kirk could have.
Right.
I'm just saying.
I like the touch there before interception.
Well, you know, I mean, you said they're going to be behind
and I was just kind of helping you out supporting that fact.
All right.
Okay, my last one, right Eagles minus five and a half.
Wow, they played their first game of the season on Friday.
They have some extra rest coming back from Brazil.
I feel like home crowd Monday night football going to be a big
game for the Eagles tonight.
Huh?
Interesting.
All right. Those are Billy's big game for the Eagles tonight. Huh?
Interesting. Alright, those are
Billy's Big Board Betts not
sponsored yet. Hopefully, they
will get sponsored. Uh I
listen, we have a couple of
minutes to go here. I will let
you guys decide. Oh, Mike
Fuentes has a top five and I
have if the season ended today
now, I only have three if the
season ended today's but I will allow you guys to decide here.
What is the topic of the top five?
Players that are a little washed.
Now, we had a discussion about this
and Stugatz was like, well, sorry.
What's going on?
And he was saying that, well, what you're looking for,
Fuentes, is guys who have a little left in the tank.
Well, that's it, yeah.
But that's not true.
Why don't you have a voice?
What happened with you?
The weekend happened. What'd you do don't have a voice what happened with you the weekend happened
What'd you do this weekend? I was time before this and like I
Got said I feel bad for you after I made this statement and Mikey
I don't know if you can relate to this or not. I was saying Mike Fuentes lives and he goes what does that mean?
I go well, you know, he gets up and he he looks forward to doing things like he attacks life exactly
Right, like he still has the lifestyle where it's like,
I'm gonna do XYZ thing today and like work just kind of gets in the way of what it is that he's
going to do later in the day.
Sure.
And on the flip side of it, if he has a bad day of work, he goes and does things to escape that.
But either way, Mike Fuentes is free time, he lives.
I told Stu Gutz, if I have free time, you know what I want to do?
Nothing. That's what I want to do. I'm with you. Yeah. I
just. A lot of it. Nothing is overrated. Oh, I'd love a lot
of nothing right now. Underrated. Underrated. Nothing.
Yeah. By the way, I'm keeping my eye on Justin Tucker. So,
what do you say? Oh, really? Yeah. Not a segment. We're not
doing keeping my eye on. Can we keep an ongoing list of who
you're keeping an eye on? Well, right now, Travis Kelsey was
on the list. Kelsey, Tucker, and Sanders. For those two. Yeah,
Jason Sanders. Justin Tucker missed another field goal.
Yeah, he did. He missed one last week.
He's human. I heard he's one for seven on field goals over 50.
Yeah. In the last. Not his strength.
Yeah. Keep an eye on him.
Less singing, more practicing kicking.
So we haven't decided yet.
Fuentes is top five.
And what you're saying is when Fuentes makes a mistake,
what he does is he drinks those mistakes away. I
didn't say that. It seems like that's what you said. I didn't
say that. I get after it. Sounds like that. So do we want
his top five? Do we want if the season ended today? I'm good
going with Frentes' top five. Little left in the tank. It's
not a little left in the tank. These guys are a little washed.
You sound like you have nothing left in the tank. Yeah, I don't
know if we should go to this. I have a little left in the tank.
Right. But Zach Ertz, little left in the tank. Ezekiel Elliott, little left in the tank. Well, slow don't know if we should go to this. I have a little left in the tank. Right. But Zach Ertz, little left in the tank.
Ezekiel Elliott, little left in the tank.
Well, oh, slow down.
No, no, but this isn't the top five.
Guys who are a little washed are guys who are really good,
and now they're on a slight decline.
Slight decline.
It seems like where we're headed is
we're not going to get to either.
That's what it looks like.
Yeah, it would appear that way.
Yeah.
Unless you both do it really quick.
No, no, I'm going.
Let's do both really quick.
Guys that are-
Just skip the sounds.
Guys that are a little washed. Number five. Yes. Tyler Lock quick. No, no, I'm going. Let's do both really quick. Guys that are- Just skip the sounds.
Guys that are a little washed.
Number five, Tyler Lockett.
Oh, oh yeah.
Number four.
He's on a little bit of a decline.
Number four.
But still has a little left in the tank.
We'll take him right where we always do.
Number four.
Big game yesterday.
Keenan Allen.
Yeah.
Keenan Allen, a little bit of decline.
Still very good.
Little bit of decline.
As of played yet, might still have a little left in the tank though.
Well, week one, week one he dropped the touchdown.
So a little bit of decline.
That's not good. Number three, Stephon the touchdown. So a little bit of decline.
Number three, Stefan Diggs.
Ah, Diggs-y.
Very good, very good.
Little bit of decline.
Number two, Derrick Henry.
Very good.
Little bit of a decline.
Little bit of a tag too though.
Number one, the big winner of the week.
Apparently not really declining,
but a little bit of a decline.
Alvin Camaro.
Okay, goodbye.
What is yours?
If it's a... Guy almost had five touchdowns yesterday. Alvin Camaro. Huh. Okay. Goodbye. What is yours? If the season ended today, a little...
Billy's mad.
I almost had five touchdowns yesterday.
Just...
Touchdowns at random.
If the season ended today?
Keep an eye on Fuentes.
Yeah.
If the season ended today...
You have 19 seconds.
Dennis Allen would be the NFL coach of the year.
Okay.
Next. Next. Come on.
What do you mean? You're supposed to respond to it.
No, come on. Power.
If the season ended today, two NFC South teams would be headed to the playoffs. Okay, next, next, come on. What do you mean? You're supposed to respond to it. No, come on.
If the season ended today, two NFC South teams would be headed to the playoffs.
Okay, last one.
If the season ended today, Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow would be out of the playoffs.
God bless, Wipo.
God bless, Wipo.