The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - GBF Monday Hangover: Lucy or Goosey, Contender/Pretender, Top 5!
Episode Date: September 18, 2023Happy Football Monday! The guys react to SNF's Dolphins vs. Patriots games. Lucy is back from her road trip in Gainesville where she attended interviewed fans, visited Steve Spurrier's restaurant and ...was driven to tears after visiting The Swamp. Stu has his Top 5 QBs through Week 2, the guys play a game of Contender/Pretender, Billy has his 3 Billy's Bets Big Board Brought to you By picks and we debut a new game Lucy or Goosey? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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God bless football, Billy Gill!
That must be footballs, too, guys.
What's going on?
You know, just one of those days.
Happy Monday.
Yeah, happy Monday to you as well.
Week two, huh?
Yeah, you're very perked up today.
You're in a good mood.
You're excited.
What's going on with you?
I drank this like protein coffee thing that Mike Fleta's
gave me that has me kind of like jittery.
Yeah.
What'd you give him?
And something that's in the fridge there.
It's like a protein coffee latte mix.
It's like one cup of coffee with the protein shake.
It's like 30 grams of protein.
I think it's too much protein.
He does.
Yeah.
Well, it's a dangerous game because I woke up
and I made myself some.
For a team.
Is it dangerous game?
Yeah, you can take too much and then it's like a whole thing.
Mess up your kidneys.
Like I, I, I one time went to GNC because I wanted to bulk up when I was an athlete in college.
I wanted to put on weight because I had like a high metabolism so I couldn't gain weight.
Yeah, I was always skinny.
So as a college polevolta and I was like, I need to build muscle.
So I went to GNC at a mall here and I asked elderly woman who was working there what I
should take to gain weight and she told me take this.
So then I started drinking it,
and it was four scoops of protein,
and one of those shakers was drinking mud.
It was almost impossible to drink,
because of how thick it was,
based on the instructions that it was,
and then eventually I had to stop,
and then I had a cousin who had a friend
who was doing steroids,
which I didn't know at the time,
but he was into bodybuilding and stuff like that, and was doing steroids.
And he showed him what it is that I was taking.
He's like, if he would have kept taking that,
he would have died.
Like, he would have killed him.
Really?
There's way too much protein I would have killed him.
And then I didn't end up passing.
Crazy.
Yeah, I didn't end up passing my physical
because they traced blood in my urine.
Right.
And I think that this protein caused me kidney problems,
and that's why I have stones and all of that.
But I could be wrong.
I'm not a doctor.
You went to GNC and there was an old lady
who was making, who is...
I went to a supplements store.
I'd say that.
You didn't see where supplements store.
I don't want it to be an old person
who's making decisions for me.
I mean, I didn't know what I was doing.
I was doing jacked, you know?
We're way off topic here.
But it was one of those dangerous games where I needed something in the morning. So I drank
this protein coffee thing and then I got this bag of like one of those little things with
like mixed nuts and cheese to me because I made myself toast this morning before I left
the house and then my dogs ate it while I wasn't paying attention. And then I was running
away and I needed something. Yeah.
Feeves, criminals, these dogs. So has the cheese, I mean,
cheese is a dangerous game.
Why is cheese, cheese and protein,
cheese is a protein, right?
No, I don't know.
It's more of a fat thing.
Yeah, but that's thing, dairy products
in your late 30s, dangerous game.
What's going on?
Well, the cheese is dusty,
and I don't know if it's by designer,
if it's old cheese, but I'm eating it
because I need something in my system.
But why is cheese a dangerous game?
We'll get the football in a minute. I promise you.
Because cheese looks, it's also 755 in the morning. You're eating cheese.
Well, it's five in the afternoon. It's five in the afternoon.
Oh, that's right. That's okay. It's five at the clock in here is wrong.
Yeah, exactly right.
Well, cheese comes in many shapes and forms and sometimes it doesn't,
cheese isn't the cleanest looking of foods, but sometimes it's like that's what it's supposed to look like.
I'm like, okay, fine, whatever.
Right, sometimes cheese looks like a little molded
and you're supposed to eat it.
Yes, right?
Exactly right.
There's moldy cheese that I think is okay to eat.
Don't eat moldy cheese if you're listening to this football, huh?
Yeah, football, wow.
Raps and rice.
Patriots, wrap and wrap.
Raps and wrap singles at all.
That's good.
Like that segway, huh?
I did.
That's what I'm trying to do. You know what's on a night football was a game of
inches. Well football is a game of I know, but last night was definitely a game of inches the way
that game ended. We have a lot to get to. We have a pretender or contender. We too addition. I like
it. We have Lucy or Goosey. Lucy can join join us again. New game. That's fun.
Very excited.
She spent the weekend at UF with those animals up there.
Big win for the Gators.
It was a big win for the Gators.
Big win for the Gaines, the Gators, the Knowles, the dolphins, and of course, FIU,
pause up, Billy.
Yeah, pause up, FIU 1, 3 and 1.
I have my top five quarterbacks through week two, Stroud Richardson or young.
We play that game at Billy's Big Borg,
which was owing three last week.
So we got all that's big boards brought to you by.
Yeah, but last week we talked about what happened last week.
We don't, don't worry about last week.
This is a new week.
The two of us tonight, exactly right.
Yep, you get it.
You were up late last night, huh?
I was.
Suddenly, football when it's your team is rough.
Yeah, especially when you have to wake up at five in the afternoon
to do a show the next morning.
And the Patriots made you hang around, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
You're hoping that that one be over quick, but it wasn't.
There's something about the teams that I root for
that they just simply can't close and put teams away early
and like have me have a stress-free viewing experience.
Because like you mentioned FIU earlier,
they're up 24 to three at the half
and then ended up winning 24-17.
Because of like a pass in her fear
and it's called the end zone.
It was like, or a holding collar.
So it was like a whole thing.
I just can't root for teams that can just blow people out
and have a stress-free sports experience.
You want like, what the Cowboys did to the Jets.
You want that, where it's a second half,
you can just turn the game off or just have it on
but you don't have to pay attention.
I want, yes, exactly right. By the way, the the giants, I know we're not talking about the giants.
Oh, save their season.
They did save their season if they're looking rough.
They started the season down 60 to nothing.
Yeah.
40 to nothing to the Cowboys a week ago at trail 20 to nothing and half time came back and
won that game.
That was a master class by the Arizona Cardinals in tanking.
I mean, unbelievable.
You're in the game, you're good enough to be in the game.
You have a 20 nothing lead at half time and then someone pulls you aside and says, hey,
Josh Dops, stop playing so well.
We need to lose this game.
Caleb Williams is out there.
You think someone will call them like silent and hate.
What are we doing here?
No doubt about that.
Yeah, owners like again, and again, we get it.
We get it.
You can coach get it right. Your job's job secure. Okay. Now lose the game.
Dave's hot seat. I mean, not, not anymore. Not now. But it was looking like it. Right.
Get him. Let him off the hook. I mean, how about that? I'll tell you something hot seat, though.
Staley. Really? I mean, Billy. Well, Austin, I couldn't play yesterday. I don't care.
I mean, Billy. Well, Austin, I quit in play yesterday. I don't care. You're playing against Tennessee. Tannet, he'll look dreadful a week ago. Absolutely dreadful. And Tennessee,
you go in there with one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. And yes, Ecclerz app, but you
still have such a talented roster. And with that roster, what you can't do is start
Owen too and lose the faith of all the
guys in that locker room and your entire fan base because no one believes in the coach.
They believe in the quarterback, but they don't believe in the coach.
They believe in the team, but they don't believe in the coach.
They believe in the talent, but they don't believe in the coach.
He's going to be fired.
We're running into that situation where now everyone's saying, get Justin Herbert out
of there because they're wasting him, which is like Justin Herbert do something.
I mean, he signed there.
You just signed a contract?
No, I know, but they're saying that they're wasting his, you can I say something that is
controversial, especially after the Aaron Rodgers injury last week?
I missed the field turf with the little little pellets that would jump up so you can see when
someone dragged their foot and when it hit the ground.
Now the new turf that they have, you can't see if someone's foot is down or not, it's
very confusing.
Right.
I like the drag where you could clearly see the things getting thrown up in the air
and you know if two feet were down, one feet are down, whatever.
So the pellets, which that's the dangerous turf, you want that turf back because you can
you can see whether or not a guy's in balance.
Yeah, it was visually a lot easier to follow the game.
Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. But you, but it's dangerous. Yeah, but I could see more of someone
dragged their foot or not. I understand that for you. Yes, it's, it's good for you, but
it's not good for the players and their knees. Yeah, but I could see better. Did you see,
did you see the touchdown that Mac Holland's almost caught yesterday? We're all over.
No, they, they screwed them, they screwed them on that. Did you see that? What you have to
do on a Monday on a Monday morning. So much fun. You just, we're all over. No, they screwed him. They screwed him on that. Did you see that? Listen, last, what you have to do on a Monday,
on a Monday morning, you have to do,
and you just start careening all over the place.
That's okay, whatever pops into your head, just go with it.
What you need to do is start branding the segment.
We'll call it the scrum.
Yeah, and then.
Well, this is a, so the show itself is supposed to be,
I wanted it to be called Monday Hangover,
but it's not called that, it's just God-Based Full.
It's also gonna be God-Based Full-Based Monday Hangover,
and I wanted it to take callers,
but we don't have a phone line.
So I can't do that.
Because the idea of callers was to have callers,
like fans of any team, college pro, whatever, right?
Hockey, I don't care.
Just kind of call in and just give us a thing.
And then we would go, right?
But we don't have a phone line.
So what happens?
Well, we don't have a phone line.
So we can't do that.
Well, how do we get a phone line?
I don't know.
Like Billy was excited about doing the show
only for the phone calls.
Yeah, and yet here we are week two with no phone calls.
The thing is, okay, so we have this studio
that has like millions of dollars worth in equipment
and what Billy wants is a pay phone from 1987.
So, yeah, we pay phone calls.
That's easy, simple.
Jesus.
Because the other option is setting up like a Google phone
that I could like just get my own phone number and have,
but then I have to go through like 50 voice mails
and then that's like a whole to do.
And I like the live feeling of it.
You know what I mean?
People can say anything and then Mike Fungus
needs to figure out how to clean it up
if they say something bad.
Mike, how do we get this done for next week?
I want us to be able to take phone calls I do.
I'm getting to it.
Yeah.
And you're not getting to it.
It's fine.
But that's just what you say when you want people
to think you're getting to it.
Exactly right. You get to it. Yeah, it's good student of yours you say when you want people to think you're getting to it. Exactly right.
He gets it.
Dude, I'm a good student of yours.
But I want to take phone calls.
I'll find a way.
But don't be that good of a student, okay?
Did you see the Mac Hollins player?
No.
I did see the Mac Hollins play.
So he was out of beds.
I need pellets to tell me he was out of beds, okay?
But here's the thing.
Football is so weird because like,
and they were even saying it on the broadcast.
If he was facing the other direction and his toes hit
and then he hits the ground, it's fine.
But because he was facing the other direction
because his toes hit and then his heel touches,
it's not a touchdown.
Right.
And then when it comes to kick-offs,
if you kick, let's say you kick the ball,
they kick off from whatever your Arlan, right?
You get the ball and it's live if it lands on the two-yard
land and it stays there and you can get it, right?
But if it just touches, the end zone
no one even needs to go to it and then it's a touch back. Football's... I'm gonna start it. It's live if it lands on the two yard line and it stays there and you can get it right But if it just touches the end zone, it even needs to go to it and then it's a touch back footballs
I'm gonna start it. It's weird, but you have the best team in the NFL building you're wearing your dolphins at today your teams two and oh
Here's this is why you're two and oh is the best kind of two and oh, okay?
It's two and oh two road games. You haven't played a home game yet. Yeah two and oh two road games
We have the best quarterback and the best team in the NFL. I think, I think, I think you do. I
mean, my homes. Okay. I got carried away. My homes is the best quarterback in the NFL.
One and it's debatable. What has he shown me this year? But you certainly have a top five
quarterback. You certainly have a top five offense. Maybe the best offense of the NFL.
You have a team, Billy Gil.
Is Mac Jones good?
I don't know.
Because headed into the week, Boston in particular, they wanted to make a story of Mac Jones and
tour the exact same quarterback.
Right.
And he did okay yesterday, but like, is he good?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Only if he's playing big, Fangio.
I don't know.
Oh, the Fangs.
The Fangs came out yesterday.
What do you mean?
I'm fraud. I mean, he kind of had McDonald's looking like prime Montana for a little bit.
So yeah, but they gave up 17 points.
I mean, 17 points on the road to the Patriots.
The Eagles came up 20 points last week to the Patriots.
And doing some homes.
Mike Fentze says lots of hot takes.
He really does.
He does.
It maybe that's why he's not allowing Mike A's audio to work so he could speak more.
That could be what it is actually.
It could be sabotage.
Yeah.
And Mikey A can see him, but I can't hear him.
He's shaking his head.
He agrees with me.
He's screaming.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Because it's Monday morning slash afternoon.
And you have over, you know.
Yeah, you have takes.
I mean, Mikey A should be our phone call.
If you can get his, yeah, he has to be our phone call if you can get his, uh, and Mike, he called into our phone.
If you can get the phones working, get the phones working, Billy.
Yeah.
You have a football team.
And I'm not talking about your college team.
Ah, Billy, you have a fun athletic football team who is going to go if two
of stays healthy, if he stays healthy, deep into the playoffs.
That's exciting.
I don't want to start talking about the playoffs.
By the way, Aaron Rogers is just getting ready for the playoffs.
Yeah.
Well, first of all, you're not going to make the playoffs, but that's a whole, a whole
other thing.
Aaron, don't rush back.
There is no need for you to be worried about January.
Okay.
I did you see what that team looked like without you
Or Zach Wilson man Why I mean because he got the team last year and then he lost even he got it back and he's just back to being Zach
I'd say poor Dalvin cook
Hmm that's a man who looks like he wants to be in Miami
Wrong decision
So you got this Monday, how that means what Lucy's gonna join us. Oh Lucy.
Right weekend to college football again, as it is every weekend.
It was a great weekend to college football, but an even better weekend of college football
coming up this weekend.
Oh my god, this weekend slate is insane.
You got Notre Dame Ohio State, Iowa Penn State, Florida State, Clemson, and Ohio in there.
We're gonna find out who's who this weekend, Billy.
Really?
I feel like we are.
We're in like a weird spot right now
where we don't really know if anybody's good or not.
We kind of feel like we have an idea.
I think we can just confidently say that Alabama is not good.
You had one of the hottest takes about Alabama right before
we got started that I loved. Oh, jealous. Well because everyone's talking about how
Alabama's out of the top 10 they won the game but they dropped three spots and
you don't think that being out of the top 10 is enough. They should not be ranked.
It's so great. I thought that's Alabama football this year they should not be ranked.
It's so great. It's not a good football team. Billy you're scared. I am scared.
It just doesn't seem right saying that they shouldn't be ranked.
If you watched that game, like let's say that was Auburn playing USF, there's no way
Auburn would be ranked after that.
No way, but because it's Alabama, because it's Nick Sabin, you're like, oh, they have to
be good.
They're not good.
Oh, I mean, it was USF.
It's USF is a terrible program.
They've been very bad for several years. It was a game
deep into the fourth quarter. It was a game right up to the end. I think I think Alabama on the road
was a 29 30 point favorite in that game. And yeah. And it's they went through three quarterbacks
in that game. But that's not even the issue for Alabama. If you look just at that team,
that offensive line, despite having all four and five
stars is not good.
And it's showing their offense is terrible.
It's not fun to watch.
And the weird thing is, is there's no one else in the SEC West right now that looks particularly
great so Alabama could get out of this completely unscathed.
However, Ole Miss is coming up.
I believe this weekend, and it's kind of one of these moments where all these teams around
the SEC are looking around at each other like we might actually have a
shot. This is the year we can beat Bama. My skin feels weird. Just hearing this conversation
about Alabama. They do have Ole Miss this weekend, but why does your skin feel like?
I don't know. It feels like, it feels like, heresy almost like, I don't know what's going
on. Billy, they've lost the game already. They struggled at USF and she's simply saying
outside of the top 10, they should be thankful that they're still in the game already. They struggled at USF and she's simply saying outside of the top 10, they should be thankful
that they're still in the top 25.
They have no business being there.
What happens?
What happens?
That was Monday by the way.
What happens if Lane Kiffin beats Nick Sabin?
I actually don't think that meant for the world.
For the world?
Yeah.
Oh man, that might be bad for the world.
Oh my God, I think everything's going to turn into the prep party I went into this weekend.
Yeah, can we talk about that? Oh, we'll get to UF. This is great, but why are you worried about the world. Oh my God, I think everything's gonna turn into the fret party I went into this weekend. Yeah, can we talk about that? Oh, we'll get to UF. This is great, but why
are you worried about the world? Because I think like if it is gonna be Nick Saving, the
world just feels like it'll be off its axis if Lane Kip and Beats Nick Saving. I think
it's actually gonna put the world back where it should be because now everything will
be out of style. Really? Maybe that's how climate change ends.
Is it like,
is it like being mixing?
Is it like being mixing?
Yeah.
You want to do it in your own way?
Oh my God.
I have climate change ends.
It's the 10 year anniversary of him getting left on the tarmac.
How perfect with that?
Is it really?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Lane Kiffin saves the world.
I always knew you would do it.
Left Boka to save the world.
She's.
Because that guy owned Boka. I mean, no one worked Boka like Lane Kiffin when he was down here. Do you think do it left Boka to save the world. She's because that guy own Boka
I mean no one worked Boka like Lane Kiffin when he was down here. Do you think you regret
leaving Boka? No, that old miss. There's a dumb question. He's taken on his save it. He has
a chance to save the world as we can. You were in Gainesville. I wasn't sorry. How? No,
you can tie on this. Gaines was fun for, you know, short periods of time.
24 hours.
No, you can give it like 72.
Oh, I was there for a long time.
Yeah.
So we flew, I flew into Gainesville
and there's only one flight out a day
to back to Fort Lauderdale.
I didn't know the Gainesville had an airport.
I always drove up, because it's like a five hour drive.
So when I went up in college, it was always a drive.
I just assumed there was a flight direct from South Florida to Gainesville and back.
I just never thought about it.
Like every time I've gone there and it's pretty off the bill he knows that because my wife
went to school there, I've just, we've gone to the car, you know.
It is like a 90 minute flight.
Yeah, it was a very quick flight.
Super easy.
My flight there got delayed by six hours.
I was like, oh, I could have driven.
That's fine.
I know ridiculous.
But yeah, you fly into Gainesville,
but there's only one flight out like back to South Florida.
So I was stuck there all day Sunday.
I spent six hours at Steve Spurrier's restaurant.
Really, the old bulk of it.
Wow, that's how it was about it.
I mean, surprisingly, not a lot of TVs there.
I had to pull out my iPad and watch Red Zone.
I was like, for football coach establishment, Barg,
you feel like there'd be more TVs than one, two. What is a Steve Spirier restaurant? I imagine it's just like a Florida Gators
Margaritaville. It's more just like a museum of him. Oh
Like it's all so you're like, I'm good with that. It's like a giant. Don't focus on the TV. He's focused on me
Yeah, I couldn't see any I had two TVs
But I had one giant wall
of all his lifetime achievements.
Wow.
And all his keys to the city.
He's got quite a few.
What city?
Just different cities.
Yeah.
Yes, Phil.
Wow.
I think maybe he has one to Columbia,
but I don't know.
He doesn't deserve one for Columbia.
He did nothing at South Carolina.
Like, get out of here.
Is Gainesville a city?
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yes. Yeah. Is it right on the'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Yes.
Is it part of the edge?
Danny Warful, cutting the grass.
Was there a statue of Danny Warful there?
There wasn't, but I did have chicken and warfuls for breakfast.
Wow.
Wow.
That's not a pun.
That's literally what it was called.
You know, I know what it's for years.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Billy, I am begging you to look up the menu items.
I've wanted another menu item. It was good. I had the bunch there had a
Mimosa sat there for six hours right? What did you do pregame?
No, because that place is crazy pregame. It's Tennessee was in this weekend.
So we went to a couple of frat parties. That's pretty much what I ended up doing.
They knew you at one of the frat parties. I went to I know those animals.
I party with them. Okay, you're not party with them. They knew you at one of the prep ones I went to. I know those animals. I party with them.
You're not party with them.
They're 19 years old.
It doesn't matter.
I've been to that frat.
I know what you're talking about.
You saw the mic and then literally someone was like,
I met you two gods here once and I was like,
oh, okay, cool.
I don't really know how to respond to that.
But they had a great time.
I felt really old and overwhelmed,
but they let me up and do like a little DJ thing.
Right.
Had a good time. Yeah.
A really good time.
And that was a big win for Florida.
Big win for Florida.
Now I don't think, I don't want to like knock it down.
Tennessee is not as good as people think they are.
They're, they're, they're that whole team.
They're not really running it the way they should be
because they haven't changed anything
after hand in hookers left.
But it was a huge win for Florida.
It was one of the coolest atmospheres
I've ever seen in my life.
Like it was an absolutely huge win, especially because when I was talking on Florida fans before the game
They were like we're done with Billy Napier if he loses this one right but he got the win
So this is an interesting year. We have a new game by the way called Lucy your goosey. Yeah, so exciting
There's props they're right underneath your computer. Yeah, so we'll get to the second
I don't spoil it don't spoil it don't spoil I think the interesting, this is Billy's been working on this all morning. Yeah.
He got in the Spirier's restaurant real quick. I am looking at the menu of Spirier's
restaurant. One of the items is orange and blue shrimp, which sounds like an awful name.
An awful name. Is there a Chris Chilly? Is there a Chris Leak soup? No. Chris Leak soup.
He wasn't there when Leak was there though. That was, I think it was urban steam, right?
That's Florida theme.
You know the thing about college is that there's something called green bull,
which could actually be a bull game.
Yeah.
But I think it's just a green bull.
Yeah.
I also want to get it.
It was just the green bull.
I went for brunch, so they had like a little brunch buffet.
Right.
I'm looking for play on aims like within that menu.
There's not a ton that I see here.
I don't even see chicken and warfels on here.
Go to the brunch menu.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
The brunch is these burgers, restaurant.
Yeah, the brunch.
No TVs.
I owe a lot of people my money.
But a limited amount says,
the Spurrier's and a limited pictures of Spurrier.
Spurrier's grid eye grill looks like they,
the logo makes it seem like a high end place,
but you're making it seem like not bad.
I didn't think it was high end,
but I showed up and everyone was dressed a lot nicer than me.
And I was like, oh, maybe this is a nicer spot,
but it was recommended to me a ton.
The food was like pretty good.
I thought there should have been more TVs.
I thought it should have been more like a sports bar.
It was pretty much just a look at Steve Spurrier
and everything he's done.
Look at all his hats.
They sell a bottle, there's a shop also, by the way.
You can buy a book, you can buy a koozy, you can buy a bobblehead, and it says goat
on his hat. It seems like a merch store for Sparrier.
It pretty much was. There was a surprisingly little amount of, it's actually not surprising,
but there was not much, like, South Carolina stuff in there at all.
Right. If you're looking for high-end, Gainesville is not the place to go.
No, it was not.
Well, it's not. I mean, love you, Gainesville.
But it's not.
It's gross.
Love you.
That's a stretch.
Love you, Gainesville.
That's a lot.
It's a college town.
What I find interesting about this college football season is there really is no, it doesn't
feel like at least through, I guess, three or four weeks, that there's a dominant team.
It feels like there is parity.
It feels like 15 teams could put a national championship this year.
And I love it so much.
I think it's awesome.
You're going to have people be like, wow, everybody is bad, but I don't think that's
the case.
I just don't think that there's one team that is so much better than everyone else.
And if it would have been a team, it was Georgia.
They struggled against South Carolina this week.
It feels like we have a year where there is a lot of competition.
A lot of people could potentially make a run to the playoffs.
Is that good though or is that bad?
Because that's kind of good in the terms like this is what everybody said that they wanted,
but at the same time, the way that it's coming off by everyone else is like, yeah, there's
just no dominant teams, which everybody hates, except when you don't have them and now everybody's
longing for them.
I am so happy with this.
I'm excited we're in a world where Florida state, who was a playoff favorite, almost
loses to Boston.
That was rough.
That was a rough game though.
Great.
Great.
I was rooting for BC because of the significance of the day for that.
Yeah.
It was fun to watch that in Gainesville.
We got to catch like the end of that at the tailgates.
People were a little bummed, but it's, I think it's really awesome that there isn't just,
okay, we all know that Alabama is just gonna steamroll everybody.
It's fun that there's different teams involved,
especially different conferences.
This is the first year I've looked at the SEC West
and the SEC in general, I'm in like,
this is not the best conference.
And I don't even think it's close.
I think the Pac-12 is a lot better than the SEC is.
Really?
Funny the Pac-12 is in his final season.
It's so strange.
It's so strange.
It's so wild. Having a so strange. It's so strange.
I'm having a great year and they're just not gonna exist anymore.
Maybe the teams in the South, you go out west.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be like Washington State having that good of a season, all right?
Yeah, Washington State in Oregon State have looked really good this year and I'm so happy
for them because I think they should be America's team.
I think we should all root for them to do really, really well.
I am told there's a Lido Shepherd spy on that menu.
Am I wrong?
Yes. I'm off the page already.
What do you mean you're off the page? Well, once I saw that he was selling Bob Hed's calling menu. Am I wrong? Yes. I'm off the page already.
When you meet her off the page.
Well, once I saw that he was selling Bob
that's calling, who's the go-dum,
like I don't know about this place.
Marcus Latis Morse.
That was good.
That was good.
That's what I'm told, Billy.
You're making that up.
I'm not making it up.
A producer said to me whose voice can't be heard
on the show today, because we can going to fall in the right line.
We can't even take phone calls.
Yeah, he's just waving to us.
Connor calls Shaw.
How do you guys feel about Kohl's Law?
I don't like it.
I don't either.
I'm fine with letting it go.
Kohl's Law is a weird because like there's like a cool
Shaw though.
Yeah, it's a it's a it has to be like not too soggy, but not too dry.
It's like a very small window of perfection.
That could do without it.
Basically like Deon Sanders, small window of perfection.
I could do with that.
Like of the potato salad.
No, wait for that one.
Macaroni salad and coleslaw of those options.
The one I want the least is coleslaw.
I think that's fair.
I'm not a coleslaw person.
It's just like, it's really big in the South
and it's never that good.
So I'm like, I might need this.
All right, so now we narrow it down to macaroni
or potato salad. I'm a macaroni'm like, I'm going to be. All right. So now we narrowed down to Macaroni or potato salad.
I'm a macaroni salad guy. I like macaroni at these barriers plays. I didn't have any
though. Really? Really? It wasn't named after someone.
It was named after some of the Mac brownies. Like, why?
I don't know. Yeah. Maybe a littleah Hill or Austin perhaps. It's what we're going to miss.
Are you ready for the, we're going to keep you in other segments.
Yeah, we used to that.
Lucy Goosey.
We haven't used that in a second.
So I've just seen Spurger's restaurant took so much time.
Yeah, probably too much.
I'm so happy with it.
I'm so happy with it.
I'm so happy with it.
You brought it to the show with you.
Lucy or Goosey, we debut it next.
All right, I still have top five quarterbacks through week two in the NFL.
We have pretend or contender week two edition,
pretender or contender.
Billy's going to take us through that and Billy's big board.
Yeah, Billy's bet's big board brought to you by coming up.
We have a we you were rowing three last week, but there is circumstances.
Right.
He's not right.
Yeah, it's a slow start.
It's my preseason.
You know, we also have we have stroud Richardson or young.
We have a lot to get.
Yeah, big update.
Before we get to Lucy Goosey here, Lucy or Goosey, the Colorado, Colorado State game.
One of the great games that I'll never see,
because I was sleeping.
But I was told it was a great game.
That was the craziest thing,
because everybody was there,
like first thing in the morning,
bright and early, you had Foxy, you had ESPN,
everybody was there.
And then it's like, well, this game doesn't take place
for another 12 hours.
I don't know what they did,
because I'm off for tailgating all day long,
but that is just not to stay in a horse.
Especially when you had two over time, so the mix,
that's insane.
And the crowd stayed.
The student section was active, like, good for them.
Well, it was a crazy environment.
The rock was there, little Wayne was having a concert there.
Like, everybody was there.
Everyone had the energy, but then it's like,
now I have to take a nap.
Like, what do you do for all of that time in between?
By the way, huge week for blenders.
Huge week for blenders.
To God's blenders is the brand that makes the sunglasses
that Dion wears and he put it out there.
And blenders is like, prior to this, see how it takes.
Prior to this, blenders is like,
I would call it like an Instagram targeted ad company.
You know what I mean?
Like they will come up whenever you're looking for sunglasses
as like a more economical option, I would say, right?
And then you could begin a pair of colors for like $40.
I don't know what the D on sunglasses cost.
They did $1.2 million in sunglasses on his like exclusive glasses
like the next day.
Yeah.
It worked out so well because that deal came out
the same time that Colorado States head
coach was like, you know, I'm respectful.
I don't wear my sunglasses when I talk to people.
It was perfect.
It was perfect.
And then Deon's giving sunglasses to everyone.
The rocks were going to be insane.
You couldn't buy the publicity that the sunglasses got.
It's just incredible.
You can't buy what Deon has done.
I mean, listen, through two weeks, right?
That was a bad game. That was a lousy slate, but Colorado, Colorado state, Colorado has
been one of the worst programs in NCAA, like Billy in division one NCAA over the last
five years. They've been probably a top 10 terrible program. They've been that bad. And
it's two weeks to get both pregame shows out there, to get that much juice over a Colorado
Colorado state game, where we don't even know if Colorado is that good.
We'll find out over the next two weeks, but just because of Deon's presence, Lucy, to
attract that sort of attention, then he's not 60 minutes last night.
And shame on 60 minutes for putting Deon on there.
I don't want to go to 60 minutes for Deon Sanders, all right?
Give me a world leader. Give me someone who's solving something. Give me someone who's doing something
more important. Okay. Okay. We all get tired of Dion. I'm going to blame the media specifically
60 minutes, but Dion has done an amazing job in which, you have both pregame shows going
out there for Colorado, Colorado State stay and the Colorado state coach gave
us everything because he made a story out of the game.
He made a story out of the game.
He did a terrible coaching job.
But while this Colorado state definition of one that game, they lost that game on J.
Norville's coaching, which a whole nother story for another day.
But with Colorado, yeah, Dion has just created this entire brand.
It's when you watch the Colorado Colorado state game.
All right, time to go to media, time out.
Dion is in all the commercials.
Like it is literally he's just taking the sport by storm.
It is Dion's world and we are living in it right now.
You got a commercial break, there's an afflac commercial.
There's a pistachio commercial.
pistachios don't help with healing, do they?
They put almonds, right?
I think it's almonds.
Maybe it wasn't almond commercial. It's an almond commercial. Yes.
Do they say something weird? I'm worried. But you don't take almonds to like, you know,
ease the soreness after a workout. No one does that. No. Well, that's what he's claiming,
Dion. I'm worried about the crash for Colorado after Dion leaves. Well, after they lose
to Oregon. Well, Dion's got, I would say, two years left at Colorado because right now,
it doesn't seem like there's an SEC job
that is gonna be open, that's that valuable this year.
I don't really see any major firings happening
at like a real marquee, you know.
Well, Alabama, things continue.
Maybe, Bama, give it another year.
Obviously.
Obviously somebody will, that job will open up
and he will go to the SEC.
He's gonna have more money, more resources,
like it seems like the natural progression.
And he said he doesn't wanna go to the NFL. So. Yeah, you buyin more resources. Like, it seems like the natural progression. And he said he doesn't want to go to the NFL.
So.
You buying that though?
I mean, well,
whatever you can coach us on in the NFL.
But the thing about the NFL,
like, Deon seems like college is a great fit for him, right?
Because of the way things are set up.
Like, he can every year have his own team
and he can continue recruiting whoever he wants.
If you go to the NFL,
you're kind of stuck with contracts, you're stuck with the draft. Like, he can't build a team the
way he can in college. Not to say he can't succeed. I'm just saying, it seems like a college
is a great fit for him. Yeah, no, I, if you look at how, you know, Colorado
has exceeded this year, it's not necessarily because of, you know, the scheme, although
he made really good coordinator hires, it's because of the talent he brought in.
Oh, he's actually going to get more. Yeah, he's only going to get these what's going on. Like Colorado's going to be
good with Dion. It'll be a destination for two years. They will have like three years
post-access after Dion, which is kind of the leftover talent that doesn't follow him.
And then Colorado will probably fade back into oblivion. There is something I think
for Dion. If he has the ability or the opportunity to coach his son at the highest level, that
would be, I would think he would take that opportunity.
If he, if indeed he has it, we don't know.
No, I think he would too.
I think right now it's just, you know, the focus is on Colorado and he doesn't want to make
it seem like he's looking for greener passures, which I mean, he's three games in the season.
We don't even really know if Colorado was good or not.
Right.
And I really do expect that the NFL isn't completely off the table.
You love college football more than anyone I know. Thank you. You do. I'm wondering
is like, it's Sunday's a let down for you. You don't like the NFL. Do you like the NFL?
I like the NFL, but I don't love the NFL. It's, it's not as gross as I would like it to be.
Oh, good. And I think that when I look at the NFL, I think what the difference is between
why I love college so much
is because if you lose a game in college, your year is done.
Like, everything just means so much more,
it's so much more interesting.
Unless you're Alabama.
Unless you're Alabama, whatever.
But the traditions, like this weekend and games
feel like I got to see the won't back down,
which is one of the coolest college traditions
I've ever seen in my life.
So awesome.
So awesome.
I started to cry a little bit,
because I was like, well, this is a just special moment.
We all get to share with each other.
Did the people who experienced it
every week look Eli, what's wrong with you?
I think they weren't noticing how much I was crying,
but it was like, it was dark.
It was dark and they were like,
glistening tears because I was like,
how special is it that we're all here together?
It's like one community.
This is so great.
So Sunday is a, it's a letdown for you.
It is a letdown, but it's like the nice little like post game
for me, like it's perfect.
It's like the one drink like after you go to the bars,
like you come home and you're like,
all right, I'm just gonna wind down.
That's what the NFL is to me.
And I tried to watch as much as I could
at Steve Spurger's Barbarian at many TVs.
It actually sounds like the perfect situation to you guys
because like imagine if it was reverse
and you who love the NFL more than college, you got the NFL on Saturday, and then you had
Sunday to like recover from Saturday watching more football, but like football you didn't
care about as much.
Right, right, right.
It escalates from there, which I hate.
You're in the perfect situation.
It's about more so.
If I have a bad Saturday, that's okay.
I have Sunday to recover, and it's nice, because if my team loses, people are going to forget. Yeah. Because if I have a bad Saturday, that's okay. I have Sunday to recover and it's nice because of my team loses. If you were going to forget about it.
Are you ready for the first edition here of many, by the way, of Lucy or Goosey? I'm so
ready. Okay. So I am hoping that we get outside of college football eventually just with
like, you know, normal stuff that, you know, in everyday life. But for now, the game is
simple. Okay. I have simply going to say a college football team and you are going to tell us Lucy or
Goosey.
Lucy, you think they're going to be around in the playoff of a chance for a national champion.
Your convinced already Goosey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I'm ready.
Okay.
Good description.
Yeah.
I got it.
I got it.
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
Penn State, Lucy or Goosey. Okay, the tough one.
This is a really tough one, especially because
I'm going to Iowa Penn State this weekend.
Really?
Yes, all right.
But I'm actually gonna go Lucy on this.
Wow.
I went for Goosey, but this is the one year
where if you look at the Big Ten, Ohio State, I don't know what but this is the one year where if you look at the big 10 Ohio State,
I don't know what they're deal is.
Okay.
It's a little more open than it ever has been.
But they need to get past Iowa this weekend,
which is actually kind of tough.
Okay, what do you mean?
All right, so one Lucy.
Okay, I don't know why I'm writing.
Ohio State wasn't on my list.
I just figured it was Lucy.
That would be Goosey.
But now it appears to be Goosey.
Wow, okay.
I'm gonna hold up the Goosey then.
There's a real state. Goosey. I need to appears to be Goosey. Wow, I'm going to hold up the Goosey then. There's a real state.
Goosey.
I'm going to have a last thing.
It took me there.
Okay.
Here we go.
Duke, Lucy or Goosey.
I'm so high on this Duke team.
Wow.
Goosey, I don't think they're a playoff contender, but I do think they're very, very good.
And that's why I wanted to give them a Lucy.
Okay.
They could mess things up.
They have Florida State on the schedule this year.
That's a good Duke team.
Riley Leonard is really fun to watch.
Okay.
Mikey, you held up a Lucy there just so I'm clear.
Yeah, he did.
Good.
All right.
Way to contribute.
North Carolina, the Tar Heels.
I can't believe I'm asking you about ACC basketball schools.
North Carolina, Lucy or Goosey.
I'm going to hold up Goosey, but you will see is the one team you can watch this year and be like
I have no idea what's going on there. I don't know if they're good bad. It's I think their defense is gonna be an issue
Drake May is so electric and fun to watch if you see a UNC game on your TV
You should tune in just to see him. Okay, defense is not very good. They're three and now they play pit this weekend
But you're still goosey. It is not good. It is not good it is not good they don't have a yet very good ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha best offense in college football right now it's wild because this is a year where washington just feels
so so good they could easily compete for a playoff but the pack twelve is
really tough and it wouldn't surprise me if they do pick up a loss
but they're very good
uh... mike yeh is asking oaklahoma via scrap paper oaklahoma lucy or goosey
i don't know for this one quiet but i think
you do matter
you're important.
I think I'm going to go goosey for Oklahoma.
They haven't really faced anybody yet.
They're always goosey.
They're always goosey.
They have Texas in two weeks.
Yeah.
That's a big game.
It's a big game.
All right, let's get through these Florida state.
Lucy, Goosey, I guess you already addressed that, right?
I still think they're good.
I'm going to go Lucy still.
Boston College on the Red Bandana game is always just,
they play a different level on that day.
Florida State, I think, has a loss in them.
They really think they do, but I don't think
that Clemson or Miami in the ACC
is really gonna challenge them.
University of Miami, Lucy or Goosey.
Be careful.
I have to go, goosey.
Yes.
I can't just look at you and say you're great
after beating Texas anything.
All right.
Okay, Appalachian State did that last year.
Let's just, all right, let's take it down a notch.
Who FIU, Lucy or Goosey?
That's a great one.
I predicted that victory, but there we go.
Lucy, go, Lucy, I'm so excited.
Lucy.
This is for you.
Okay.
Three and one now.
All right, pause up.
Notre Dame, Lucy or Goosey?
I'm going, Lucy.
Oh, really?
This is the first time I've looked at Notre Dame and been like wow, they have a quarterback.
This is a facility game.
They have a quarterback. Yes, they're really good.
And I don't like it.
Right. Colorado. Lucy or Goosey.
I have to go goosey.
I know. I'm not with you. Goosey.
They should have lost to Colorado State and have a real tough stretch coming up with organ. USC. I think they're immensely better than they are last year, but I don't think they're a
playoff team. Wow. What a dirty hit. Say that again. Dirty hit. The win total. No, no, the dirty hit.
Travis. Oh, the dirty hit. I thought you said didn't hit. No, the dirty hit. He's not. He's out for a few weeks.
Yeah. He's not gonna play. But he was dirty play. Lucy. It was not a good hit. Yeah. It was, I would say that was a good hit.
Football is not nice.
It was not nice.
And it wasn't like kick him out of the sport bad.
Yeah.
So we're wrapping up the show with our last segment.
And we still have 1,000 things we need to do.
We have a top five quarterbacks for you.
We have Stroud Richardson or Young. If you want to do. We have a top five quarterbacks for you.
We have Stroud Richardson and Young.
If you want to do that, we have Billy's best.
Big boards brought to you by that we got to get to,
we have contender, pretender that we have to get to.
You know what, I can save everybody time right now
on the whole Stroud Richardson Young situation.
Yeah.
Stroud was the best one yesterday,
384 yards, two touchdowns, zero interceptions.
Richardson had two touchdowns
but then he had to left the game
and have a concussion, which by the way, he was warned
driver Lawrence warned him last week. Yeah, sure. Don't do that. You're going to get
better to then sure enough two weeks. No, he gets hurt. Okay. And Bryce Young plays tonight.
So okay. So we're going to say incomplete. Actually, you know what? I'm going to go out
on a limb. I'm going to give it to Richard. Or no, I'm going to give it to stride this
week. Okay. So you want to see me? You're assuming Bryce Young will play poorly tonight.
It's what you're saying. I'm he's not going to play better than he's not going to play better than C.J. Stroud did.
Even even knowing C.J. Stroud lost.
They lost.
Yeah.
The cold's won.
Yeah, but he had a good game.
So the Richardson.
And so he got hurt.
Well, I mean, it wasn't long enough.
Okay.
So who do you want to give it to?
I give it to Richardson.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, well, okay.
Well, just to annoy you. I'm sorry. Because you don't do that. All right. Okay. Okay. Well, okay. Just to annoy you.
Sorry.
Because you don't do that.
All right. Anyway, yeah.
Next. So you want to do your top five quarterbacks through week two.
Yeah. Top five quarterbacks through week two.
Before we get to that, Mikey, what did Breeze Hall post on Twitter?
What happened? The Jets are falling apart.
He doesn't call the damn place. Essentially.
He's upset that he only got four carries.
By the way, God bless football.
God bless. Oh, we also have to talk about the kiosk fights and him being honored by god we're
gonna let you get to my top five quarterbacks through week two yeah yeah this is not from week two
this is through week two so this includes week one yes okay god okay number five do we have any
sound nothing okay number five Jordan love wow I mean six touchdowns. No, it's a section. So he's playing well
Number four, can't wait till he's a jet Desmond Ritter
Falcons to and O Ritter to and O he leads the league and wins. How about that number three Baker Mayfield
He's back
For my god bless football guest. I know number two or should I say number two up?
Say put it number two just to make that joke. Yes, I did and also to make this joke number one Kirk Cousins
First fellow Hall of Famous yeah, we discuss that last listen Mikey It's not his fault. I don't care what anyone tells me
Kirk cousins is lighting up the league. I mean, I don't think it'd be a jet. What anyway? What? I don't know
Win now Billy. How long is that Wilson yesterday? How long do you think Kirk cousin's gonna play for still ever is that slowing down?
No, he's nice number one through week two. We have two Monday night football games tonight
I know how did that happen and next week two? I love it. Yeah more football
But it's but this isn't like though
This isn't the Monday night football like double header that we've had in the past
There's like a seven o'clock and a ten o'clock. This is like there's a 715 and a 815
So you're gonna have to either have two TVs to watch watch on a TV and a or a device or you're gonna have to switch back and forth
Which is a little annoying? I'm into that Brown Steelers game. I don't care much about the Saints of Panthers. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a battle.
Oh, Billy Spets big board brought to you by. I mean, feature some of those games. Yes. Very excited. Yeah. All right, so we got through two things.
What else do we need to get through here? So to Kiospikes was honored by the Buffalo Bills this week's two guts. Open your email because I asked you not to see this beforehand.
So he's on the field.
Why was he honored though?
It's not important to this story.
I mean, I guess it is important in the long run
but it's not important to what it is
that you're going to see.
So he was on the field pregame
and he was, you know, kind of getting
the crowd pumped up all that stuff.
Then once you're done doing that,
they move you to your seats that they have
for you on a suite.
So it's two guts if you'd like to.
If you have it here, I'd like for you to see with the audience the
seat that it is that he was given because he was not at all happy with the seat that he
was assigned and the view that he got during the Bill's game.
Okay, I'm getting to it. I'm sorry.
The internet's not not great in here, so I have to go to my phone and tell you what it is.
It's okay. I'm sorry about that.
Well, it doesn't matter. It does matter. You set it up so it matters.
What do you mean?
Here's the seat that he had, Stu Guts.
Oh, come on.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You can't do that until Kyo spikes day.
I mean, ha, ha, ha, ha.
It's obstructed view.
Who could you do that to?
It's an obstructed view.
Here's in a suite that was,
half the field was blocked by the upper deck.
He said congrats to the bills for getting a dominant win in home opener.
I wish I could have stayed for the entire game, but seating accommodations were not the standard.
How you gonna have NFL legend supporting with this obstructed sample size of a view?
I felt like I was in time out.
Oh my god. I see it again.
Portage goes.
That is some of the stuff.
Blocked by the upper deck.
Those are the seats you give Zach Wilson
on Zach Wilson day and day.
Oh, Zach Wilson.
There's not gonna be a Zach Wilson
that does that any year.
If you could give him those seats, you do it.
His days are numbered.
Yeah.
Oh, what do you mean?
If you're the judge,
why are you telling quarterback,
so you're trying to lure
that they're gonna play behind Zach Wilson?
Like, don't do that.
I know.
Well, they know better.
The quarterbacks know. I think the quarterbacks do probably
know at this point. They're like, yeah, okay. Yeah. This is X team for how long? Wait, so
head coach is saying one thing. I'm sure the GM is telling agents something very different.
Yeah. I mean, spikes made thousands of tackles for the bills. I mean, wrist his life, his
body, his well-being. They were nice enough to throw him a day, even though he probably doesn't deserve a day, okay?
But then they see him in those seats,
that is outrageous.
At least it was in the year.
I put him in the owner's box.
At anywhere, you can't find a seat for spikes.
That's terrible.
That is a terrible job.
That's a barricade.
That's fine, you don't really care.
That person, they sit in there. Steve T. That's a barricade. Yeah, that's fine. You don't really do that. The first minute they sit in there.
Steve Tasker's not even sitting there.
You want to play Contender Pretender? You want some bets?
Pretender Contender.
All right, all right. Here we go.
Week two, Contender Pretender.
Week two edition.
Yeah.
Now, just so you know, we blew our budget on Lucy's props,
so we don't have props for Contender Pretender.
So you're just going to have to say Contender or Pretender.
Okay. Brought to you by, and then this can be sold also as a sponsored thing. So contender pretender brought to you by
Yep, it will be sold. All right number one. There'll be no bloot next week
Contender pretender the patriots. Wow now is Mikey A playing as well. Sure he can play two. All right, Mikey
You want to go first on the patriots? Go ahead
Pretender pretender, okay. I say, well, there are one, two toughest division.
Well, we thought the toughest division and football bills are good.
The offense are really good.
Jets, not very good.
I'm going to say pretender.
Okay.
Patriots pretender.
All right.
Oh, and two, the bangles, contender, pretender.
I am not ready to write off Joe Barrow yet.
It doesn't look good.
He doesn't look healthy. He doesn't look good. It doesn't look healthy.
It doesn't look right.
They don't look right.
Uh, if Barrow is not there, they're done.
Uh, we'll see if Barrow is going to play through this.
So I'm not ready to write them off.
Mm.
Hmm.
I can only give you one answer.
That's right.
There's certainly not a contender.
Okay.
Mikey, you want to pretend?
Pretender, I guess.
Okay.
Pretender.
Mikey. I'm going to go contender. I think they like the shit.
Okay.
Okay, the chargers, oh and two contender, pretender.
Pretender.
Pretender, Mikey.
Pretender.
Wow.
Not writing the shit.
Say they're gonna make it through the season?
No.
No, Mikey.
He makes it through the season.
Yeah.
Where they fire a coach in season.
I'll say that.
Yeah, but there's been expectations
around the charge. I mean, I guess it also depends on how long Austin Ecclors out, right?
Because he's kind of like one of their best offensive weapons. So you can kind of put
some of the losses on him for a certain amount of time. But I think that he's done at the
end of the year, but you didn't ask me. Anyways, they should have won that game. I mean,
they should have been Tennessee. Even without us as horrible. Yeah, the defense is not
very good. And he makes some bone headed decisions as horrible. Yeah, the defense is not very good.
And he makes some boneheaded decisions as a head coach.
He just does, you know.
All right, the Broncos contender, pretender.
Uh, the Broncos are I went to pretender.
Okay.
Yeah, it seems like it seems like Tom Peyton doesn't want to win with Russell Wilson.
It does.
He doesn't want to win with it.
It's weird.
Yes.
What does he want?
He just wants him out.
Yes, he does. You know, Mikey, did you say cont? He just wants him out. Yes, he does. Yeah.
Mikey, did you say contender?
I said pretender.
Oh, pretenders are pretenders.
All right, a two and a, the commanders, contender, pretender.
Oh, I say contender.
Wow.
Weak conference.
Sam Hallwell is pretty good.
Like he showed me something yesterday.
Washington has a good defense.
I would say they're a contender.
Okay.
You stole my thunder.
I thought for sure you were going to say pretender.
They're contenders.
Yeah, they're good.
All right, so guys, you're going to like this one.
All right.
The bike is.
The point is, it's upset with the Washington pick.
I mean, I like it, but I mean, Denver stinks,
and they were in, I let them be in that game the whole time.
I don't know.
I'm waffling.
I'd probably say tough, tough division too, so. yeah, they're to it out. Yeah, the Viking
Arizona and Denver wall to it out. I mean to it. I was to it out
The Vikings contender pretender. Oh, this is a tough one. Yeah, you got to check it out
Let me see here pretender we're running a lead by a contender
Packers one-in-one lines one-on-one bears are not very good Justin fields Jesus
It's not an easy game some people think you just say contender pretender. We have to actually think in this one
I'm gonna say contender. I'm gonna say the Vikings even at 0-2. They're in a bad conference bad division. I'll say contender Mikey
I'm gonna go pretender
Wow defense is bad and I think Kurt cousins is the only thing keeping them afloat with Justin Jefferson Best quarterback in the NFL through two weeks Falcons contender pretender. I think their defense is bad. And I think Kurt Cousins is the only thing keeping them afloat with Justin Jefferson. That's quarterback in the NFL through two
weeks. Falcons contender pretender.
Uh, contender. Wow, Mikey pretender. Oh, okay. Really? 2-0, bad conference, bad division,
B. John Robinson is good. Redder is pretty good. I mean, I like him. Okay. Mm-hmm.
The books. Wow. Yeah.
Contender.
Contender, Mike.
Yeah.
I'll never bet against Baker Mayfield Contender.
Really?
Why would you never bet against Baker Mayfield?
Is that not thing to do?
That is a screw.
I would bet against Baker Mayfield whatever you can.
Yeah, I mean.
Okay, and finally the Packers, one-in-one,
Contender, Pretender.
Ooh.
I'm gonna say, uh, Contender. Oh, I'm going to say, uh, contender.
Okay.
I got band conference, band division.
Jordan loves better than I thought he would be.
Uh, and they haven't gotten Christian.
Uh, Watson back yet.
Who's their best wide receiver?
So I'll say contender.
Contender.
Hmm.
Good enough.
Good enough.
It's crazy how quickly they overcame the whole Aaron Rodgers situation.
They're much better.
Much better.
Much better. Nice. Lots of the Falcons yesterday. Much better shape than the Jets. Yeah, but the whole Aaron Rodgers situation. They're a much better. Much better.
Nice.
Lots of the Falcons yesterday.
Much better shape than the Jets.
Yeah, but the Falcons are contenders.
Yeah, they're contenders.
We just did it.
Come on in with you.
Good point.
Yeah.
Two and a half.
All right, Typer Billy's bet's big board brought to you by guys.
Again, I'm not in a gambling state at the moment, but if I were, these are bets that I may
feel inclined to possibly wager on. Okay. Potentially. By the way, we're on the DraftKings network and I would like to are bets that I may feel inclined to possibly wager on.
Okay.
Potentially.
By the way, we're on the draft king's network and I would like to tell you that I want $700
yesterday on draft king.
Oh, wow.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
What are you going to get me?
A telephone so we can take calls.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Here is number one.
Billy's bet's big boards brought to you by that I'm feeling maybe sort of inclined to
wager on if I was in a gambling state.
What was your record last week?
I was on three, but there were circumstances.
The Saints minus three is the first one officially there.
That's how do you feel about that one?
The Saints minus three.
I actually like the Saints.
That's one of my picks this week.
And so I am with you on the Saints.
I think Derek Carr and then boys get Kenneth Donne gets Carol on it.
Okay. Okay.
All right, my next one that I maybe sort of could possibly feel
good about it by the end of time.
I'm a gambling state.
Browns kicker, Dustin Hopkins over one and a half field goals
for the game.
Okay.
Okay.
You want me to comment on that?
How do you feel over one and a half field goals?
Do you think it's a good one?
No one likes to kick field goals. Do you think it's a good one?
No one likes to kick field goals.
Who does he kick for?
He kicks for the Browns.
No one likes to kick field goals more than the Browns.
And so, just at Hopkins, go into Pittsburgh, my Tom and that defense.
Yeah, I like that over one and a half field goals.
All right, my final one, if I were in a gambling state,
that I would maybe kind of feel good about.
I think the camera may have seen it,
because I put it right in front of the camera.
Is TJ what? 0.25 sacks today.
I'm taking the over on that.
He's going to have over a quarter sack today.
That's a lock.
Yeah, yeah, that's a lock.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, drink the American flag.
That is a lock.
TJWAT.
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