The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: 25 mg
Episode Date: October 2, 2023Stugotz brings us his Weekend Observations...and an apology. He also gets angry at First Take. We get to the visuals and sounds of the funny that was college football. We all marvel at The Sphere in L...as Vegas. Mike took a gummy during the Falcons-Jaguars Toy Story game....and went to his niece's birthday party afterwards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It is time for Stugat's to share his game notes.
No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my voice too.
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Great taste 96 calories available for delivery. Got him in early the weekend observations are never
this early. Stugots always scribbling and writing things during the show. It's a big weekend, Dan.
Din! I remember the first time watching him play in the NFL and thinking to myself. He has a chance to be in all-time great. I was wrong. Mike once declared he had the goods.
Dude, at Stan Van Gundy, laughed at him. Mike was also wrong, but Dan, he has gotten his team off to a three
and one start and has played very well in the process, including three touchdowns yesterday
on the road. And Dan, just like that, for the first time ever here on weekend observations,
make no mistake about it. Baker Mayfield is back.
It hurts me to watch him play because of how hard it is
to always get those six yards on third and five.
But he's getting them.
Yes.
But he is getting them.
You know what else he's getting?
Victories.
That's right.
Yes.
That's right.
He's back.
He is back.
Play him well.
US Ryder Cup team.
Do it in Europe.
I spent one to four PM Eastern on Sunday,
trying to figure out how the jets beat the bills.
And I spent four to seven PM on Sunday,
trying to figure out how the jets lost to the Patriots.
Boy, that bellichet thing is starting to hurt, right?
It's weird to see them be so bad.
Mm-hmm.
The announcer of the Colorado USC game said Kayla Williams
will always draw comparisons to Patrick Mahomes
because of his athletic ability.
It's because he's black.
Wow, Steve got it.
It was Gus Johnson.
Yeah, whoa.
Oh, no.
Mm-hmm. Wow, it was got it was Gus Johnson. Yeah, whoa. Oh, no. I
Mean the white athletic quarterback usually get Steve young maybe Trevor Lawrence. I mean, that's just the way it is now Trevor
Lawrence wait, what are you what are you doing comparisons?
Whoa, oh, no, you got a million components. What are you doing? What just happened? I apologize like you apologize to the coach
What are you apologize? You guys think what's happening?
I think it's happening.
Did you make Caleb Williams white?
No.
No.
I'm genuinely confused what you're doing.
What do you mean?
Why did you just mention the athletic white quarterback?
I was just saying that's where that's where...
Was there one playing in this game?
Apparently Caleb to Patrick because both are black. He's the white athletic quarterback.
Never gets compared to Patrick or Caleb.
Okay.
He always gets Steve Young or Trevor Lawrence.
Okay.
Kicks even a few.
Thank you.
Mm.
Roy gets it.
Let me follow along here.
Let's go.
What happened?
I think you have to apologize to Jonathan coach. What happened? I think you have to apologize to Jonathan Coach again.
Or Gus Johnson. Somebody, you have to apologize to somebody.
We'll do it later.
Or the history of what Caleb's generally looked like previously.
Well, and Patrick's for that matter.
I apologize to Roy.
Thanks. Alright.
Do you accept it or you...
No, I'll think about it later.
I mean Roy, I need you.
I'll think about it later.
I tried to bill you out there, man. I'm sorry.
I thought I did a good job of it afterwards.
You did it.
You really did.
But I was trying to say I clarified it.
Let's move on.
Tell me the last time.
This is why you don't wait into those waters.
This is why you always can and ball.
Like why is this the time that you chose to wait into those waters?
I don't think, I mean listen, I'll have to listen back to the tape and see if I said anything
wrong, but I'm not certain I did.
I gotta be honest.
We'll see.
D.I.
Thank you.
It's fresh off the next observation Mike, I am getting out of this topic, okay?
You haven't had another Caleb one,
but let's bail on that one.
Give it a dance, that's the reason.
You have them in front of you.
You wanna give it to Roy?
You wanna go back there and give it to Roy?
I mean Roy can come here.
I mean, I'm busy.
Whoa, that's not a good look.
Roy, I mean come here, Roy.
I'm a good look.
I'll email him to you, Roy.
Give him this away, just show them to you.
Roy, I'll email them to you.
I'll email them to you.
Roy, I love you. The optics are bad. I'm sorry. I love you, away. I'll email them to you. I'll email them to you. I'll email them to you.
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Well, which is it it can't be both of those things it being get don't do that in public
But you when you do it in public it gives me goosebumps
When we look back at what a big deal we made about Colorado beating TCU
We're to be embarrassed.
Dan, you know what the CU in Colorado University stands for?
It stands for C in next year.
How about that?
You know what the U and UCF stands for?
I do not.
You shouldn't have joined the real conference.
You know what the F stands for?
No.
Frauds. Oh wow. join the real conference. You know what, the F stands for? No. Fraud's.
Oh wow.
34, 14 USC in the first half.
27, 14 Colorado in the second half.
You of course know what that game was right now.
What happens?
Yeah, look at you, you're good at that one.
Yeah, that one you always get.
Yeah.
Tip of the cap to Tim Wakefield.
All right, P, it's a sad day.
Right in the middle of the day yesterday, right?
Oh, and shilling, shilling, what are you doing betraying health
Confidences? What are you doing being curred shilling?
Ah, Dan, you know what the B and Buck show Walter stands for? I do not it stands for bye-bye. You know what the S stands for?
I shit out a lot somebody show that man the door. Shit, I don't like it was a good one though.
Was his heartfelt apology on paper?
Like did I experience that the wrong way?
How did you experience it?
It seemed like he was like I have a lot of things to say, but he was reading right off of
a piece of paper, but saying he didn't want to miss anything and that it was heartfelt.
And then at the end he's like I can't say anymore, or he was going to start crying.
But he was like has anyone ever cried off of something that they were reading off a piece of paper?
I just gave my brother's eulogy.
Jeez.
I mean you asked.
Walked right into that one.
You asked.
Got your ass Billy.
You asked.
You like that card?
I mean you asked.
Feel like I'm off the hook.
Ah, the dead brother card.
18 years, almost 3,000 innings pitched.
And Adam Wainwright gets a puppy.
It's a good gift.
It is?
Miguel Cabrera.
Tell me, here's a lifelong responsibility.
Heck of a run.
It was a slow run, but well done. It did get
slow at the end. That run did get slow. Is he milked the rest of his contract? Bill
Balachek, New York Jets, Collision Course, you heard it here first. Bill Balachek will
be the next head coach of the LA Chargers. You heard it here first. Bill Bella check is going to be the next head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals.
Dan, that looks like Joe Barrow, but that ain't Joe Barrow.
You know what I mean?
Aiden O'Connell, great name for an Irish pub,
Headline, Kim Kardashian, and Odell Beckham, Jr. are hanging out.
OBJ, my head my headline they are having sex
Matt rule you forgot your ski mask Dan you know what the oh and Odell Beckham stands
for it stands for oh yeah almost definitely having sex with Kim or guys and this is what I was gonna say. But you just ask me and then you can't, you can't, you can't.
You just kept running into that field
where it's like, people having sex
and I'm gonna shout about it.
What I'm doing is sprinting away from Caleb Williams.
That's what I'm doing.
I saw a report that Kim Kardashian
and Tom Brady were flirting again.
I saw it.
What happens if Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift
threat the same stadium at the same time? Both sportsing.
Something to ponder. File that away for a rainy day. Thanks
to the Jaguars. Finally played a home game. There's no two
ways about it, Dan. Did you miss? Did you miss the 930
start again at Levitar Show? Did you forget? Yeah, we need, we need, we need just the music and not
the intro. Jacksonville again, I forgot the 930 game at Levitar Show. Did you forget about 930
AM football yesterday? Can you do it, Ocapeller? Do you need the music, Stugel?
I don't care. It's okay.
Keep it going, because Jessica, at this point,
is physically falling on the floor and is perpendicular
to the ground parallel to the ground.
Go ahead, Stugel.
All right.
Dan, there's no two ways about it.
If I have Carvel, I'm spending the entire next day
on the can.
Had to make a hard decision over the weekend.
And I decided that me and Carvelle have danced our last dance.
I've got to be honest, that is worse.
That's all sounds worse when it's got no,
it doesn't have the music behind it.
It's okay, Jessica, go sit in the penalty box.
Oh my god.
Go sit in the penalty box for two minutes.
I have no love for hook.
Yes. It can't happen twice. You got to go sit in the penalty box. Oh my god. Go sit in the penalty box for two minutes. I can't
happen twice. You got to go sit in the penalty box. Huh. I'm not a sound engineer. I don't
know why you're asking me to do this. I understand, but you only because physics. I do not ask for
any. Okay, but you're you're not a girl. You you look like you're in charge of things. So you're
going to have to go sit in the penalty box for two minutes. Oh, no. But now we've got no music and you're gonna have to do
this acapella stugots and I prefer the visual image
of you eating too much carvel.
Is it a quantity thing?
It's just anything.
I mean any amount of carvel,
I spend the entire next day on the can.
Are you lactose intolerant?
I don't know.
Now you must be at this point.
I gotta think that that's what's happening at this point
and he's undiagnosed
Put it on the pole do you spend the entire day on the can after you've eaten Carvelle? I saw that Zach Wilson showed up at Jets camp and bought everyone ice cream
Really that's something that he actually did yeah, and then they didn't have time and he bought him Legos too after
Four years old. It's also not as last dance Carve, if I were to bet. I've said it before,
and I'll say it again. Probably not my last dance, you're right. Yeah. It's just an empty threat.
Duke Notre Dame should be called the entitlement ball. Ken Jong is the best Duke can do.
Really? Yes. That would have been the best Duke ever. That would have been the biggest win in
program history. I'm talking about as a celebrity picker the best degree ever. That would have been the biggest win in program history.
I'm talking about as a celebrity picker on college game day. That's all. That's all I'm saying.
Georgia, congratulations on doing what you had to do, on pulling out an ugly win, and on surviving and advancing.
Well done, the Bulldogs, the RR factor there. Also, as I told you last week,
something is just a little off in Athens.
Notre Dame is a player away from being undefeated.
Only Sam Hartman has the longevity
to be the only quarterback to beat Duke
playing for two different teams.
It was fourth and 16.
And if you had Duke and Betham, like I did,
Moneyline and Points, Moneyline and Points,
do you know how heartbreaking it is
to have Notre Dame win that way at the end
where they were just trying to hand the ball off
to get a field goal?
I do, I had Notre Dame.
And I was already counting at least my money.
And I'm saying I'm gonna split here
if I've got the Moneyline and the Points. and no and then I I was surprised by and started doing
counting when he got to the end zone like no like there's a five and a half
points spread no you were trying to get in a field goal range it surprised me
yeah I wasn't excited for the sports moment it was just my money flying away
Dan it took 155 games but baseball is starting to heat up.
Sam Hartman could scoot so could Justin Herbert.
That was surprising.
Sam Hartman, good name for a member of a rock band.
Top five cornerbacks who have good names for a member of a rock band.
Oh, wow, that's a good one.
Number five, Doke Walker.
Number four, thank you. Rock Berlin.
Yeah, also.
Number three.
It's a real wheelhouse for him.
Bailey Zappie.
Number two,
Sammy Baugh.
And number one,
Elvis Gerber
Here come the Padres what do you mean?
What do you mean?
What five straight
One of the most disappointing teams ever they did not make the playoffs. We're in here. Come them. Don't let them get to October, Dan. Exactly.
No, nobody did. Nobody nobody did the right time. Nobody did let them get to October.
They're one of them. They're an apocalyptic failure. Here's something to ponder. Is Sam
Hartman good? 60 minutes. Go back to Boulder. I dare you. Rory McLeroy. You always show the cover. Oh, it's chippy. You're dyslexia is never worse than on
Mac. Chippy though. I know it's the word Miami Marlins. Gutsie little baseball team. Hey NFL. If you're
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could promise you one thing and one thing only. Will Lutz won't be
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name. Will Lutz. Dmitriko Ryan's coach of the year, collision course, the jets beat the
bills, the dolphins lost to the bills, football, Buffalo bills, message sent,
her gelatine clear, riverboat, Ron, my ass, 31, 20, interesting time to go for
two golf and football on a Sunday morning.
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I asked Abby that.
She said for you, yes, for me, it's my personal health.
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Chris Cody and the laugh of Chris Cody and Tony
are across the street at Heat Media Day.
They are telling us that Bam out of Biobi around here.
Shortly, hopefully, at some point,
they will come and talk to us
about all of the ridiculousness out there
at Heat Media Day.
I am finding myself in a weird, uncomfortable place
with how people get about football around here on Mondays.
Stu Gotts, who I've gotta tell you you at this point, there are like burning embers that
rarely spark up to life when it comes to sports.
But for some reason, moments ago, Stu got's, I thought he was talking to somebody because
we were trying to get the sound right from where Tony and Chris are at the heat. And so I didn't know who you were talking to
when you spit straight ahead,
good loss for the dolphins.
This is what you said straight ahead.
And I'm hearing that and I'm thinking that's your thought
that you think it was a good loss for the dolphins.
But then you say, again, I can't tell who you're talking to.
You say, how was it a good loss? What was good about it? You're talking to your computer. You weren't talking to me. You weren't talking to a human being. You were talking to whom
ESPN.com.
I was talking the first take. That is one of the questions that Stephen A. and Shannon
are debating today. How is it a good loss? Let me guess the angle. This is one of the questions that Stephen A and Shannon are debating today. How was
it a good loss? Let me guess the angle. This is why it's a good loss, okay? Because the
dolphins were getting full of themselves. Everyone was talking about the dolphins, best team
in the NFL. This gets them back to basics. Good loss. They lost to a team in their division.
The team they're trying to chase and beat in that division.
It was not a good loss.
It was a terrible, horrible loss.
That's it.
But that's why it's on your screen.
It's on your screen to get that reaction from you so that they can continue to engage you
somehow in ways that I never will.
And in the middle of that, as Stugatz is yelling at his computer, Jessica's yelling at me
Because I had the audacity. I was I wasn't talking to her. I was talking to Lucy
But Jessica Jessica got very fired up at the idea that I would have anything in the way of compassion for Duke fans in football
Because they've never won anything they were this close to the biggest win in program history
And not only do they get it stripped from them in the last minute by Notre Dame, but as an added bonus, their poor quarterback was snapped
in half at the end of the game, like physically snapped in half in a gruesome, you're rolling
your eyes at me now.
Okay, let's start from the beginning. First of all, I hope Riley Leonard's okay because
he looked like he was in a lot of pain after the game, but preliminary reports
seem to indicate he will be back hopefully in the next few weeks, the ankle injury or
whatever injury it was.
I don't think they've said it was horrible.
It was not as bad as they initially thought.
So that's great news.
And I wish him the best.
He was a very good quarterback.
And if Mike Elko had decided to go for it on fourth and sixth, I think he would have
gotten the first down. And I think he would have gotten the first down
and I think Duke would have won the game.
He was gashing Notre Dame's defense on those last two drives,
even though the second drive should have started on the one
because the ACC officials screwed up a review
that they shouldn't have been able to review
and made it a touchback, but we won't go there today.
I am very happy that he does not seem to be
grievously injured and I like Mike Elko and I like all of the
follow-up. A lot of follow-up fighters.
Okay, not the hammer. You weren't yelling at me.
You weren't. None of this was yelled at me. None of those
kind things. Well, you made it out to seem like I was
happy that this guy got hurt and I want to make sure that
people know that that's not the case because it's not. I
wasn't making anything out.
What if you lost and you got her to see anything?
I was talking to Lucy.
I was talking to Lucy.
We're telling Lucy that you felt bad for Duke fans, which made me roll my eyes because
I think it's one thing.
I'm an Notre Dame fan.
People hate Notre Dame.
I get it.
We deserve it.
99.9% of the time.
We suck.
I get it. All college football fans suck.9% of the time. We suck.
I get it.
All college football fans suck.
We suck a lot.
It's fine.
However, if you say, uh, Duke and Notre Dame, I wish a meteor would strike that field and both
teams would lose.
I'd be like, haha.
Good one.
You're right.
But Duke football is suffered.
But Duke football is suffered.
But Duke football is suffered.
They don't win anything.
Poor Duke.
They're Duke.
They're still Duke. Okay. They start anything poor Duke. They're Duke. They're still Duke, okay?
They start caring about football like two years ago.
Duke football had a track around the,
a track around the, around the field.
A few years ago, famously, they played at a stadium.
They were not playing big time college football.
They had a track around their field,
like you would see at Charminade High School.
Like, I get it.
I said the same thing after they beat Clemson.
I said, I can't believe that Davos Weenie seems to be so reviled by the rest of college football
fans that people are actually rooting for Duke right now.
And it was the same thing on Saturday night.
It's like, oh, everyone hates Notre Dame so much that we're rooting for Duke.
But I can't stand for it.
Jessica, they are scrappy underdog in that sport, though.
What they're doing.
Jessica, that was the biggest game in program history.
They're a good team.
You're being patronizing.
That's the biggest game in program history.
That would have been the biggest win in program history.
And it is heartbreaking to lose that way.
You are, you have them in fourth and 16.
You need more.
My team did it last weekend.
You need more points.
I did, I did.
Her point is,
her team has been in the conversation in college football
for 100 years since Chubby Checkers.
Since Chubby Checker was running down the sidelines.
I agree with you.
But Jess is larger point.
She's right.
There are certain fan bases.
Those kids at Duke, they're going to be just fine.
It's the same fans, the same fans that are fans of the men's basketball team that are
at the game.
Although I did hear from a lot of people at the game, there were a lot of Notre Dame fans
there. Very audible. Let's go. I reshept that are at the game. Although I did hear from a lot of people at the game, there were a lot of Notre Dame fans there.
Very audible, let's go.
I reshaped the end of the game.
If there are any fans we can agree we love this weekend,
it was all missed.
They stormed the field after beating LSU,
and it was major, like acts like you've been here
before energy, because they were going wild.
Security guys were chucking all of that.
Oh, that was such good video.
Oh, we got it all.
We have a fan climbing the the goalpost.
It was a player got hit. It is classic content. The security guard didn't have a lot of success
here. Stigaps, although he gave some elbow to the larynx. Oh, a woman went flailing. That's how
Jessica thinks I would look holding the football on a field jumping up in the air and throwing the ball
behind me. Then there was this goal post guy here. This is always.
It's gonna be Shalamay.
This is always unwise.
He's got Jimmy Butler's hair from Media Day.
And he's, this is always the behavior of hammered people
to get up on a goal post here.
And Stugots, it's very high up.
More high up than people think it is.
Is he kissing the field goal post
as if a miskick decided the game?
Well, you do men always climb things?
All the time.
That's a good point.
Yeah, that's a good point.
We're going to get hurt.
Put it on the pole.
Why do men always climb things?
Here we go.
This is the best part of Summer Sol.
Yeah, there are multiple angles of this here.
He thought he had it.
Oh, my god, he is broken in half.
So close.
That hurts.
He is less injured than the
Duke quarterback. His shins. How does shins? Security should let him go. He got that
high up there. You should just let him just let him go for it. That is how exciting we all
feel in our soul when Brian Kelly loses. Here's one of his players taking out an Ole Miss fan, which I'm not so mad about this one.
This is what the SEC does not want fans to storm the field.
It is not safe for players, it is not safe for the fans this is why
Ole Miss is getting fine $100,000
look at how happy Lucy is
hotty toddy
Lucy what is the best his face when he realized oh no I'm about to find out
there was there was so much funny in all of these videos but the camera work on
Enraged Ellis you Player going after thin shirtless
clearly drunk guy in uniform.
One of them not wearing a shirt and needing the protection of all of security and the other
guy just the player enraged in a way that would scare anybody.
His face was one of those like freeze frame.
Look how I got here moment.
He was terrified and he should have been have been okay but let me explain just to the audience
that is not watching this on video shirtless guy who weighs 109 pounds and also
what did he have on his head a towel or a t-shirt of some sort
it is this is what I'm saying the camera work on this is electric because the funny face is a fear and rage that you see emerge.
You have to laugh at it except if you're the shirtless guy who weighs 110 pounds.
You're horrified, you're totally scared. It just means more.
We have to put the stills in that cup those faces just those faces
It's about to find out
Don Lebert hard just you can't talk about a double-digit national titles when every single call of you winning the national title.
Sounds like this.
Oh, there's a stepping jacker running down his highlight.
That's not true.
Yeah.
And there's a wall-fool too better in pitching into another white guy and he avoids another
white guy.
Oh my god, Notre Dame, the fighting hymns, have done it again for the egg pie.
I'm never playing white people.
Stooots.
Chubby checker.
Sorry. He's black. He's black. I can't play in white people still got choppy checker
Sorry, man
I
He smells it differently. All right, he's name is choppy maybe you better hear me correctly. His name is Chubby Chakas.
His name is Sadeen.
I feel like that should be the largest of five.
And Chubby Chakas.
And Chubby Chakas.
It sounds like a college football name.
This is the lebatar show with the Stugat.
Duju put her on the pole, please?
Do many swifties believe Zach Wilson is a better quarterback than Patrick Mahomes?
That is a possibility, is it not?
That is the first game that Patrick Mahomes has played where the other quarterback leads
him in all the statistics.
Has better statistics across the board and stugots had happened to him
with a bet the same thing that happened with me and the Duke game i hadn't considered the
possibility that noted aim in fourth and sixteen was gonna score a touchdown i thought they
were getting in position to kick a field goal then they run the ball and they go forty yards
with it and then they snap duke's quarterback in half. But Stu got's at the end of Kansas City.
The Jets hadn't considered the possibility that my homes would not try to get a
rushing touchdown there when he came around the corner.
He's got the chiefs minus eight.
The chiefs are up three less than two minutes left in the game and my homes has
a clear entry to the touchdown and he slides in bounds because they've got no time
outs left and the chiefs kept the ball
for the last eight minutes of the game.
What are you smiling about, Billy?
I'm smiling because that was my,
oh, good, it's the spread, pick last week.
And I was castigated for taking the Jets plus 10 and a half.
And I don't want to say who?
Someone accused me of not taking the segment seriously. Someone levied that accusation against me and it paid off
You're doing very well. Thank you. I'm trying to go over the big prize. Really ends. We're all doing well
There's a prize. Yeah, no one told me
You don't tell me anything, ever.
I don't know anything that's ever going on here.
Just make sure you bring it.
You're in your new here.
Again, the Scream!
What's to got you, hadn't considered that he would try
to just run out the clock there
and Neil at the one yard line?
Oh no, I'm not alone here.
I mean Patrick Bohem's had a chance.
So Dan, I'm watching that game and it's not bad enough that the jets are losing a game
that they could have won. It would have been very exciting. Had they won that game at
Zach Wilson played. Maybe the best game Zach Wilson has ever played. But if I'm going
to watch my team lose, can I at least win the bet? And Mahomes had a chance to win that
bet not just for me for an entire country. And he decided not for all the Swift. Yes.
Yes. For all the Swift, yes, yes.
For all the degenerate gambling Swift.
I was getting taxed from Carl Douglas,
so was Billy at midnight saying what a bad beat it was.
I mean, it is a bad beat,
indisputably a bad beat.
Speaking of bad beats, I wanna go to Vegas.
Transition.
The Sphere, I didn't understand this weekend
why everyone was talking about the Sphere when I thought we all during summer league had already done that
But I guess the cocoon of the small basketball cocoon is such that a soft launch of the sphere during summer league
I
Thought I was surprised yesterday and over the weekend when everyone was fascinated by the sphere in Vegas because
yesterday and over the weekend when everyone was fascinated by the sphere and Vegas because my echo chamber of small basketball world had already been fascinated by this thing.
Was it that the video is better because you only saw video from the outside.
Now we actually see what it's like because it's primarily a concert venue and everyone
was wondering, well, that's of you from the outside, what's it like to see a show in there
and you to finally opened the venue as an active live music
venue and the videos are pretty awe inspiring from there as you can see right now on DraftKings
Network and our YouTube page. Not a lot of stage production there, not a lot of stage production,
necessary when you have that world's biggest screen behind you. I can only imagine what it's
like to take this tripping on drugs.
This is giant Vegas at its best pouring a ton of money into.
We are going to try and give you the best visual experience of your lifetime in music because
you know, the economy of Vegas, too, got so many, many acts go and stay there for a long
time.
They can fill any venue, acts that can every night fill your venue,
but this is a different level of money and size
and excess and gluttony.
This thing is as big as America could do,
big festive American thing.
Is this the best things James Dolan has ever done?
Put it on the pole, please, Judeo, at Lebitar,
should I?
That of the band, I mean.
Is the, well, you know,
Oh my God, man should have opened.
We know he's a man to open this.
The straight shooters.
Yeah.
Straight.
I'm trying.
Yeah, big.
Yep.
Fight on.
I would trip and fall in five seconds.
Yeah, I would throw up if I was in the hot.
I have vertigo just watching.
Yeah.
You think people are getting dizzy?
I hope they have good insurance.
I'm not just just watching.
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He gets there very fast
You never you never screw up
I did I said moofy and I screw up more than ever
And you are somehow stuck faster than ever to get to the fines sounds like a dog
They're somehow stuck faster than ever to get to the fines. Sounds like a dog.
I'm gonna go to the movie.
Come here, movie.
Muffy thinking the Super Bowl is in Vegas, Dan.
And the sphere is maybe something we should rent for the week.
What do you think?
I don't wanna go to the Super Bowl.
Well, if you lose that bet to the Danettes, then we have that.
What is the bet?
I don't know, I don't know.
They're in charge of that.
Ooh, let's make a bet.
Yeah.
Well, we have been trance and didn't make the bet. That we can rent out this year. We'll get to it a bet. Yeah. Well, we have in France and didn't make the point.
That we can find out.
We'll get to it.
Yeah.
At some point, we'll get to it.
They're not using the sphere for good, because they should just show cell phone video from Ole Miss.
Yeah.
Constantly.
Behind Bono.
On all of the giant screens that make it look like elephants are roaming the property.
Oh, that's a Darren Ernoffsky's short film that he's also premiering at MSG in the sphere.
God, I just want to trip in there.
James James.
Yeah, I would trip anywhere.
Is it because of the elevation?
Yeah, we heard you the first time.
Where'd you trip in yesterday?
I was. I was. You know, I know, I a lot of people came out of
my engine. I was asking you, Mike.
I still got said yes and I was asking you.
A lot of people called me a peepaw because I was like,
wow, judging mad dogs afternoon football gummies.
So I took his advice, little 25 milligram and we were off.
25. 25 milligrams. Oh, I'm shit.
No, I had to bring out the Cadillac for toy story.
20 fun there. Jesus, Mike.
At 9.30 in the morning, we were off.
One hundred and a minute. 25 milligrams.
Yeah, definitely. They're high right now.
I'll system with.
No, I'm good. The only thing that I feel are my teeth still feel like they're growing right here.
Right.
I mean, canines.
They do look longer today.
Yeah, well, now I'm paranoid.
My lungs are a little bit heavy.
It felt like someone was just sitting on my chest
as Bijan Robinson was making incredible cuts.
And I don't know if you watch any of the Toy Story broadcasts,
Dan, but we got off to a roaring start where everything broke and we were just looking at a slinky dog
behind an animated book or McFarland they didn't book or so dirty dirty why because
book or was talking to us fast with you Billy it's only fairly it's only it's only with
me that he gets there that fast well then I don't know if you're familiar with the toy
story movie but these are characters
from that animated movie and it's widely popular and they animated the Falcons and the Jaguars.
Now it was on a bit of a delay, but I think somewhere around middle of the third quarter,
the tech finally started finding its groove and your boy finally settled into 25 milligrams.
I have to object for a second for those who aren't familiar with that sounds like a lot.
Half of that is plenty, correct?
Half of that.
Yeah, 10.
10's usually like a sweet spot.
No, but I wanted to fall into my couch.
I wanted basically a salvia experience with this.
I gotta tell you, Meddog, I was wrong.
Because I really enjoyed Toy Story Fun Day.
A lot of people liked it.
Everyone had the same criticism. It got off to a slow start. It was a disaster, but enjoyed Toy Story fun day. A lot of people liked it. Everyone had the same criticism.
It got off to a slow start.
It was a disaster, but then afterward it looked amazing.
And you could watch Trevor Lawrence's replica run around
on, you know, scrambled to his right and throw a P-17 yards
to the right side of life.
In Andy's bedroom, as Andy imagined it,
but they didn't put her dirty
because they made him look like this bobblehead.
When then the guy next to him drew Carter,
it looks like Prince Charming for some reason.
It really was, he had a massive head
compared to the other guy.
I was wondering what was gonna happen
during a major injury.
Would they have like a toy ambulance
going under the field or something?
Did your children enjoy it?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Claire liked it.
They ran off and this so nice came back and saw it
and liked it again.
Children. No, my daughter was out of town. I was just totally by myself, me and my
dog, and I was tripping on 25 million grams. And it was wonderful. We need to do that again.
How'd you feel when what? How'd you feel when one o'clock rolled around?
Well, one o'clock rolled around? Then I had to go to my niece's birthday,
and that was a whole what? That seems like a disaster in judgment, everything that you did.
Huh?
To go to your birthday Sunday at 1 o'clock.
To go to your elevate.
Yeah, I believe you told us not to have a parade.
We had a parade.
It was a two-thousand-sharper.
Hold on a second.
Feel the sharper.
We had a parade that the show had to be at
and you didn't go to even though you were right there
in the city because you said you can't put
as celebrations around NFL football. then 25 milligram hopped up.
Yeah.
It was a whole thing.
I do it to avoid resentments.
You know how the family dynamics work.
It was almost as if, hey, this is a challenge.
Your wife and your daughter are out of town, but your niece's birthday is on this day.
Bet you won't come and we're going to use it against you.
No, I'm not going to let you use that against me.
I'm going to park my butt right there. I'm'm gonna privately lament that you don't have red zone.
And I'm just glued to this one game.
Don't worry, I came prepared.
Add a point of phone.
Wait, you showed them by showing up high to a children's birthday party.
Let's say you showed them.
Got it.
Not just high, but high in a way that alarms all of us
with a milligram count that we're all like,
oh my god, your tolerance level is pretty good.
I feel like it's me.
I've got that point. They prefer you just not be there. all like, oh my god, your tolerance level is pretty good.
I feel like it's me.
I've got that point.
They prefer you just not be there.
Guys, there's a long time between 8.30 a.m.
and 1 p.m. kickoff.
And 12 o'clock Uber, right?
Put it on the pole, please, Juju Atleta Tart Show.
Is a 25 milligram gummy gonna keep you high for 24 hours?
Well, I told you about that one time.
I accidentally took 100 milligrams, not knowing.
Oh my God.
What?
Jesus.
Yeah, I told you about that time.
You're still high from that.
Yeah, I was locked in the keys and I was like, okay,
well, I'll just die because I'm not gonna have
the helicopter come pick me up.
You did tell me this.
You're not gonna say who gave it to you,
but it was somebody who's tolerance.
A pro wrestler, a famous pro wrestler gave me a...
I told you to be careful.
You told me, no matter what I did,
not to take more than half, but all right, so I took half.
I tore it in half and I had to,
the slightly, it wasn't an even cut.
It took the slightly bigger one
because why would this wrestler do me like that?
And then I proceeded to fall off my bed
and it felt like I fell forever.
Like Val Kilmer and Batman forever. I fell.. Like Val Kilmer and Patanam forever.
I felt...
Hold Kogan should be ashamed of myself.
Yeah.
Hold Kogan has a line of puff sticks now.
Is that what they call them?
I don't know what a puff stick is.
You know, like these like disposable vapes?
Yes.
Puffs stick.
I don't know what they call them.
Do you know?
Disposable vape.
Is that what they call them?
They can't stop for just a second.
It's not catchy.
No way that they're calling them disposable waves.
I ask for one thing.
I'd like again to just point out to people that the impeccable judgment of one Mike Ryan
who tries to attempt to lead us here daily.
A professional wrestler told him be careful.
And merely he skipped past that stop sign, an industry that kills its strongmen with
partying.
You're an idiot.
idiot.