The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Official College Football Playoff Rankings
Episode Date: December 5, 2023It's International Cheetah Day, so there's no better person to bring in a man who's slept in a bed with a cheetah: Ron Magill. Then, Dan finally reveals his official Top 6 teams in his College Footbal...l Playoff Rankings, and he's followed the committee's criteria for an impressive resume. Plus, our video team has worked diligently to create GTA characters based on show cast members, Greg doesn't to "the tox," we watch Lucy's video from the SEC title game featuring JuJu Gotti, and Jim Harbaugh is getting the credit he deserves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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International Cheetah Day, Tyree Kill has, I think, nicknamed himself Cheetah.
Maybe he gave, maybe I don't know
whether he gave himself that nickname or he just took it and ran with it. But you tell
us, please, what it is that's special about the Cheetah. What is beyond obviously it being
faster? All I know about the Cheetah is that it's faster than all the other animals. But
what else is to be known about the Cheetah?
Well, it's the fastest land out. It's not the fastest animal. Fastest animal on earth is the Peragon Falcon
That can dive its stoop so over 200 miles an hour
The cheetah is the fastest land animal go from zero to 60 miles an hour less than four seconds
The thing about the cheetah those it cannot sustain that kind of speed for any length of time. They tire out very quickly
They're not incredibly powerful cat people look at them if you look at their paws
They're very different than most
other cats, and that they don't have totally retractable
claws.
So their nails are semi retractable, and they're always
kind of sticking out.
They look very much like a dog's foot.
And there's a reason for that, because those claws
are basically used just like cleats, just like an athlete.
So maybe that's where it also came from.
The nickname Cheetah for Tyree Kill, because the Cheetah
makes such quick turns.
It's so very,
you know, wrapping the way it runs its routes, so to speak, that it uses those claws to dig in so
it doesn't slip. But again, it's a fairly weak animal, it's very weak jaws, it's not capable of
taking down massive prey like lions, tigers, you know, jaguar or some of the bigger cats.
And it's a chicken. The cheat is a chicken.
It doesn't want to have conflict.
You'll rarely see a cheat.
I have a fight with any other animal.
It might spit and kind of flail.
It's, you know, paws at you.
But the first chance it gets, it's going to run away from any kind of conflict.
So they're not necessarily, you know, a, a, a, a, a powerful animal.
They're beautiful animals.
Their spots are all different.
I mean, they're just like, hey, you got the picture of the claws.
Boy, you get that crack team there.
They're, you know, their spots are very different. Just like fingerprints. No two cheetahs have the same spots. And people also notice that tear line that comes down.
That might be another thing that relates to athletes because that tear line cheetahs are diurnal predators, which means they hunt during the daytime, as opposed to lions and leopards, and most other big cats that tend to hunt at sunset or during evening time, we're not
turned on.
And they do that because they don't want to have any conflict with those animals.
Those animals will try to kill cheetahs, and they often do get killed by things like lions
and hyenas and leopards.
So that's your line, is to make them be able to see better in the broad daylight.
It's kind of the same way athletes put that dark line under their eyes to help deflect the the sun glare and make them better able to
see the prey that they're chasing. You often did talk show hits with the
Cheetah, right? When I think of you, I think of you photographed with the Cheetah,
you had like a go-to cat of yours. Any funny stories about traveling with that
Cheetah? Well, yeah, you know, I mean, I remember staying in a hotel in Chicago and, you know, I
bring the cheetah in the hotel room with me.
And it was a very nice hotel.
At the inside, which bed?
It usually sleeps in a big sky canal.
There was one cheetah, Savannah, who I'd let sleep in the bed with me, and that's kind
of a long run of jokes.
Sure, you had a cheetah in the bed, got it.
Anyway, but the bottom line is, most of the cheetahs stay in their crates in the bed with me and that's kind of a long run of jokes sure you had a cheetah in the bed got it anyway
But the bottom line is most of the cheetahs stay in their crates in the evening when they're no tell with me
But I had this cheetah out walking a big king cheetah and I had ordered room service
When I opened the door the cheetah was right behind me and the guy dropped all of the food all over the place
He panic he thought he was gonna die and you know, it was just a cheetah
over the place he panic he thought he was gonna die and you know it was just a cheetah. Ron what is the second fastest land animal? That guy probably
probably still thinks about that. It's a good question but I don't want to
just skip past like Ron McGill shrugging because room service was like yeah
there shouldn't be a cheetah that should be in the wild it shouldn't be in a
hotel room. You're sitting there saying what's the the big deal? It's just a cheetah.
Anybody would react that way.
Well, the good thing is I didn't get charged for the extra food
because the food was on a floor.
So they had to bring me some more food,
but then you charged me the extra food.
I apologize to the guy.
I said, this is not going to hurt you anything like that.
You know, he didn't speak a whole lot of English
and he was very flustered.
Yeah, I felt bad for the guy.
I really did.
Why were you?
Did you just say, though, that you did actually snuggle and sleep with a cheetah did you just have a
our first cheetah she would sleep in the bed you know i'm gonna send you guys
the picture of savannah and i watching monday and i football
in uh... in a hotel in new york and we were watching monday and i thought she
is not like watching the tiki she's in the bed with me and watch the tb kind
of curiously baby
so ron i am curious who the second fastest land animal is and whether
would it would be a competitive race i wouldn't be a competitive race as far as
endurance goes because the second fastest land animal be some type of gazelle
you know one of the gazelles probably 45 maybe closer to 50 miles out but really
45 miles an hour be the fastest thing, but there you go that distance for a
lot longer than a cheeky cat.
So the cheetah has to depend on the element of surprise, and then the first few seconds
being able to make up that 15 mile an hour difference to be able to catch the owl.
Would the ostrich rank in the top 10 of land animals speed wise?
No, no, an owl she was just about thirty miles an hour
uh... there's a lot of animals that go over thirty five to forty five that
that bridge of thirty five to forty five
is a ton of antelope and deer lots of
ron these joe row spiders are becoming a problem what do we need to know joe
rose spiders yeah the big dog yeah
that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that
is your name spiders their scary and they're attacking the East Coast
Here's the bottom line, too guys. I got to take everything you tell me about the grain of salt because everything you was scared, right?
These are yeah, there are spiders that are being introduced and they're showing up and you know
They're not gonna kill you. They're not gonna come after you or anything like that. Yeah, but it is a spider that doesn't belong here. So I think it's just another additional
problem that the United States has. And it's very similar looking actually to the banana
or weaver. The orb weaver spider, the banana spider. The females usually get much larger
than the males as it is in most spiders. Also in birds of prey, a lot of people don't realize
the females are larger than the male. And in hyenas, too, as a matter of fact, the females
are larger than the male. So you have, too, that's a matter of fact, the female is so larger than the male.
So you have some species of animals where it's contradictory to what you would think.
You know, males use it a bigger, stronger one and that's not the case in spiders.
It's good.
I have a snake video to play for you.
That, of course, is the big dog, Joe Rose, salivating a little...
Joe Rose spider.
Over blue cheese and chicken wings. We have a snake video to play for you here. If you could do some play by play on a cobra fleeing a
Mangause and eventually ending up on a golf course somewhere.
Give us what you have here.
So this is the snake that is going back and forth trying to
Disorient the Mangause.
Mangause is just kind of sitting still. He's just waiting for his attacks. Give us what you have here. Yeah, so this is, you can see that the snake is going back and forth, trying to disorient the Mongoose.
Mongoose is just kind of sitting still,
he's just waiting for his attack, okay?
And the Mongoose will instinctively go for the head of the cobra.
My suspicion is that this cobra's out in the open,
this cobra's gonna eventually be dead.
I don't know the outcome of this video,
but I can tell you if there's a Mongoose out there
and a cobra's out on the golf course,
I see the Mongoose coming in the back.
And the snake, what the, you know,
cobras do is those are specialized ribs behind their head.
They flatten them out to make themselves look larger.
Ironically, they won't actually face the mongoose many times.
They turn their back to it so that the monocle
on the back of the cobra, the flap,
you know, the back of that hood back there,
looks like a big eye.
And the snake thinks it's gonna scare you away
by waving himself back and forth,
so it looks like that big eye is moving.
But what happens is that mongoose is eventually going to go out there and
just quickly grab the head of that snake. One quick bite will disable the snake, usually
goes right into the servant, the servant was spying and just snaps it so the snake becomes
literally paralyzed and the Mangaus eats it.
What would you say in terms of the things that happen that you have witnessed or just
find fascinating from the animal kingdom is the most fascinating of the ways that these
animals square up against each other because what you just said about the cobra is fascinating
that it turns around and spreads its back like that so that the mongoose thinks it's a
bigger animal with a bigger eye.
Exactly. We're going back and forth like it's trying to taunt you. I'll tell you one thing
that happened that was just mind blowing to me. I'll never forget it. I was in Africa and
I was watching a pool and a giraffe went down to drink. A full grown giraffe went down to
drink and then all of a sudden out of the water came a massive crocodile. Grab that giraffe's
head and drag them into the water and drown them.
I mean, it was one of the most spectacular things I've ever seen in my life.
When you're talking about a giraffe, and literally the giraffe initially just lifted his head
up like this, and the crocodile literally came out of the water, but wouldn't it go to
the giraffe and the giraffe fell back down, once it fell on the water, the crocodile
didn't go to the water drown them, and you know, probably fed on that giraffe for the
next several days.
Ron, how does the snake going back to that monk, the other one that we saw in the golf
course? How does the snake know that it has what looks like an eye behind it?
It's an instinct. It's an instinct. What they're also doing is they're probably keeping
their head away because they know the head is what's vulnerable, especially the mongrels.
It's got to bite that head to kill the snake. You know, you're probably thinking, well, yeah,
but the snakes also got the fangs with the venom.
That the cobra strike is not that fast at all.
I'll send you guys some pictures
that you can play next time we're on the show
of me with cobras right in front of my face
when I was grabbing them.
Because they're really, now listen,
that was not a smart thing to do.
I was stupid, I was young.
Fortunately, I never got bitten,
but they're not as fast as people think.
You would never do that with a rattlesnake, for instance.
A rattlesnake strike is a slit second.
Cobra strikes are usually very slow and kind of almost indicated before they actually
strike.
So they do that to kind of protect their head, make their hood look really big and to
scare you away.
Animals don't want to have physical contact.
They want to avoid that at any expense.
So that's why they do all of this kind of gesturing
to try to scare you away before the physical contact
is necessary.
Thick, you met your wife after being bitten by a crocodile
or alligator.
When you think of dumbest things you did
because you were arrogant in your youth with animals,
what is the dumbest thing? That was the dumbest thing. That's you were arrogant in your youth with animals. What is the dumbest thing?
That was the dumbest thing.
That's not getting bitten by the crocodile, but doing the things that I used to do with
cobras.
I used to do a show at the zoo that was, you know, my first job was working for a gentleman
named Bill Haust at the Miami-surpentering, a legendary man who actually injected himself
with snake venom to get his blood to develop anybody so he was someone immune to the bites.
I didn't do that so I was an immune to any bites but I was still trying to do the same thing
that he did by catching these cobras, hand-catching cobras on stage and I was living off the adrenaline.
The crowd was screaming and they thought I was going to get bitten and I was going to
die and I'm just saying this is just great, all these people are going crazy because you're
young and you're stupid.
And that was a dumb thing until my director called me in the office and told me if you ever
saw me doing that show again, that he fired me.
I want to show you some more video here.
Tell me what is happening in this video that's in front of you.
Give it play by play so the people who are listening via audio get a full picture.
Yeah.
It's not true.
Okay, this is a two children.
Oh, and look at a beluga whale.
A beluga whale, a big white whale in this little girl.
Oh my God, and beluga obviously sees a child.
And the animals will react to children
often more than adults.
So this child now is just,
and the beluga is actually transfixed on this little child.
You see this massive big white whale
on the other side of the tank,
and the kid looking up there,
and when the beluga comes around,
it opens his mouth,
boom, scared of the kid. Oh, yeah, kid goes around and opens his mouth and goes, boom, scared the kid. Oh yeah, kid goes
back and it's fantastic. Yeah, that's terrifying because the, if that glass weren't there, it
looks like the blue-go-wale is either about to eat that child or just screaming at that
child. Yeah, that's just, you know, I think the blue-go-wale is having a little bit of
a sense of humor there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the least. No, guys, sometimes animals
have that. I've seen the gorillas
here. Every now and then we have a
cave that you go into and bring you
up to a pane of glass with a gorilla
can come right up to the glass and
you know our gorillas sometimes will
just lay down there like he's asleep
and when he sees people come right up
to the glass he jumps up and hits the
glass and people scream and I can kind
of look at that gorillas takes he's
got to go. He's do animals laugh what animals laugh?
I think animals I know you see it in chimpanzees you see it in some primates they do laugh
The laughing hyena is not a laugh like people interpret the laugh as it's more of a nervous call
But animals they smile and they laugh not necessarily in the same ways we do,
but in other types of gestures that they do.
Did you just say hyena?
I did, tomato tomato.
Okay, tomato potato.
Let's play one more video here.
I don't believe a lot of people know how fast the hippo is.
The hippo does not swim.
It runs on the ground in the water, correct?
That is correct. So look at this video here. Is this fast moving or is this just...
That is very fast moving. It gives you an idea of how incredibly agile these massive
what appears to be lumbering beasts can be. I try to tell people all the time.
You think a hippo's huge is too fat to be moving around quickly. When they get to people all the time you think it was huge is too
fat to be moving around quickly when they get up and start running you think
they were made out of styrofoam
we're looking so lightly on their feet and almost looks like they're gliding across
those
you know the terrain live-looking fast and hippos kill
and injured more people in africa than any other animal after
live look at dan leaving the studio
wow
wow uh... the percentage of body fat on the hippo is what versus muscle Live look at Dan leaving the studio. Wow. Wow. That's good.
The percentage of body fat on the hipo is what versus muscle.
Oh, I have no idea.
No, we stumped him.
Is the hipo fat or is the hipo muscular?
Well, it's obviously going to have a significant amount of muscles in it to be able to run the
way it does.
Just in the jaw muscles alone, it's massive jaws.
Sometimes, as you'll see them, they'll feed
them whole watermelon.
They take the whole watermelon in their mouth and it just pulverize.
So it's pretty powerful animal, but there's obviously a big layer of fat.
They're what's called a pack of derm, you know, pack of derms or hippos, rhinos, elephants,
and packy means thick, durmine skin, so there's the thick skin down.
So they have a big layer of skin there that I'm sure has a certain layer of fat on anything.
A big day for Ron McGill and Greg Cody, both of them, Greg Cody, look
at him. He's interested again in the show. We're talking about him. We're talking about
the pride of a lie and the book releases today. Substantive amount of proceeds go to Ron
McGill's substantive endowment, the pride of a line, anything you want to tell the people,
Ron, you have now read the book, correct? You've read it now?
Yes, I've read it actually twice. Greg did a great job of kind of, you know, relaying
my words into words that people can read and enjoy. And I think it's, you know, I'm
really proud to be part of this project. I feel incredibly lucky to have been chosen to do it.
There you go.
Look at Chris kissing the book.
That's right.
It's good that we have the camera on him
and not Mike Ryan Yawning.
Thank you, Ron.
Good talking to you.
Good seeing you, buddy.
Mushrooms.
Take care, guys.
Don Lebatard.
Why are you so bad at this?
Stugats.
I can't answer that question.
It's a good one, though.
I've been thinking about it a lot.
This is the Don Lebatard It's a good one though. I've been thinking about it a lot.
This is the Don't Liberty Show with this two-gats.
I will not listen to a single word Dan says
for the rest of time until he gives us his GD top five.
Top six actually, I don't know why I said top five.
I was gonna, I think top four is what really wants.
Because you're threatening me and it's probably not a good idea.
I want top six. Top four is what I think I asked for yesterday
I want your top six and like you just said a word. I didn't hear it because I'm not listening anything you say until you give us your top six
Six you don't want the top four so you insist on doing this the way that
Everyone is doing this. Yes, you're talking over people. You just did that to McGill at the end of the segment.
So you're not gonna listen to me,
and you're gonna talk whatever you want to.
As you said, I don't hear you.
I don't hear you talk.
You spent all of yesterday making the case for every team.
And it got to the point where I was like,
Dan, do you have 17 teams in this top six?
So I wanna pin you down.
I know it's hard to do that, but I'm doing it right now.
Do it.
All right, you know what, Chris Cody,
I want you to have more power in the company.
I want you to be able to threaten me and not listen to me.
Well, you want them to listen though.
No, I want.
But stop interrupting.
I want Chris Cody, I'd prefer that,
but that's something I'd probably
level in everyone in our company.
What's he saying, I can't hear him.
Yeah, okay.
All right, I'll do this.
I'll do this.
Do you guys feel like you've got the board ready?
You're gonna be able to keep up with me because I'm gonna do this fast and furious and give you
Information that's good. You're gonna stand up and give us your college football playoffs right now
That's right. Just like just like Steven. Hey Smith
We're gonna do it just like Steven a Smith and mad dog. I'm gonna play to the camera here
We're gonna put up this here. We're gonna. I'm the committee. I'm the committee
Yes, here we go.
And yesterday, yesterday I gave you already
that Washington's my number one.
I love Washington, so we're not doing this list right
because I've already given away number one.
That's not the way to do this.
Obviously.
I told you that I love them because they're often
stroze the ball deep and they beat everybody.
They play exciting games.
Their quarterbacks got a great story.
I'm rooting for the store.
Number one, I'm listening now. Thank you. I appreciate it. I have to all this time
I would think the money would make you do it, but okay
Ah number six. Are you ready? Stoogax. I am ready number six is
I was defense
Plus USC's offense
Plus James Franklin,
but only in September, only in September, right here.
Number six.
That's right, that's a perfect team.
A combination of teams.
I like that because I was thinking about sending
Texas's offense at Florida State's defense
because Florida State got robbed
and calling them flexes state.
Not your list.
Not your list.
Flexes state though was worth it. Stop trying to take your list. Not your list. Flexistate though, it was worth it.
Stop trying to take this list.
All right, sorry.
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That's right, money well spent too.
Like the way it's going. I'm gonna go to number two
here whoa are you ready are you ready for the number two team in the land exciting this is second
only to Washington right here Ole Miss wow wow wow wow because we love losses around here they
lost to Georgia they lost Alabama the only teams they lost to, good losses.
Good losses.
Good losses.
Good losses.
Very good losses.
Yes, very good losses.
Well, they lost.
Nothing better, great losses.
Combined 60 points.
The CFP taught us anything.
It's had to win a perfect season.
Doesn't really matter as much as a good, old fashioned
good loss.
Yeah, yeah.
Been telling us.
Got to lose right.
Number three.
Bama.
Cause they just gotta be it.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, no, that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have to have to.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, what are we gonna do?
Not for Bama.
You were not gonna do that.
You were taking it.
You were taking it.
You were taking it.
You were taking it out of here.
I'm gonna suggest that.
Number five.
Are you ready for number five? Oh boy. Wow. Where
could this go? Oh, you have to understand. Stugats is his wife. His whole family was here
just moments ago and they were all complaining that Stugats wandered around his house all
weekend saying again and again. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's not in the college football playoff.
But it is number five sort of if number five next year.
If there were more than four teams because, Stugans, do you have any guesses why it is that I'm going with the ducks here?
I have no idea, Dan. I don't even want to venture a guess.
Oh, that's the duck slogan. I thought that was Iowa's point total. Sorry.
That was unnecessary.
It was good though. I think it was very necessary.
Yeah. Oh, it was not.
Greg Kodde, you got any idea why it is I have selected the ducks here at number five?
Uh, a tribute to Mario Christeball that they're even better since he left.
I have no idea.
The theme running through some of this is
two quality losses to Washington.
Oh wow.
Nice.
Wow.
I got criteria.
Quality, just not quality enough to get into the final four.
I know you guys are ready for the big one here.
Because this is the controversial one.
This is who's going to get in here.
Yeah, I assume you're going to write a lot of wrongs. This is who's gonna get in here. Yeah, I assume you're gonna write a lot of wrongs
F S you could get in here. That's the bee. Oh, it's up. It could be Georgia, right? Couldn't it be Georgia?
I don't like this state. Yeah, man. It's a real high-o state. Yeah, well, it can't be Michigan because I told you yesterday
Michigan's out. They cheated. Yeah, I assume I assume this is Texas
New Mexico State
The Aggies the Aggies
Oh my god
Big Auburn win and Auburn almost beat Alabama
I think the best team here might be our six seed
Yeah, we love the transit of property
Is it or is it stugotus team? I think I want flex estate
No, the the slight edge goes to James Franklin, but only in September
First three weeks of September. He really narrow it down. He's got you
I'm all out of material. Don Lebertard.
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Stoo gots.
Mikey, you doing something like this right now?
I lost a lot of weight doing intermittent fasting and low carb, so now I'm getting back to stress. Stugots! Mikey, are you doing something like this right now? I lost a lot of weight doing intermittent fasting
and low carb, so now I'm getting back to it.
But how much in that six to eight hour window,
how much can you eat unlimited?
I could just eat unlimited, I'd do that.
That'd be fun.
For six to eight hours.
You can't eat unlimited.
Try me.
No, no, I mean.
Ha ha ha.
VCs, the down-libbathar show with this two-gats. Does anyone here play a lot of Grand Theft Auto?
I imagine Tony does.
I imagine some people in the other room do, but I don't know that anyone in the shipping
container is big on video games or would help make this the most popular video game of
all time when it releases in a couple of years.
I used to, with the one that was the addition that was two previous editions ago, so I was
quite a while because it's been a while since a new GTA came out.
But I wasn't really a story mode guy.
I just eff around with my friends online and immerse myself in these worlds that they've
built.
And with this new GTA that's here based around Miami, modeled foot by foot after our great
city.
I cannot wait for that to happen.
Yes, modeled, I can't believe it actually Greg,
how much it looked like the parts of Miami that I live in,
how much it looks like my weekends in Miami,
what I see on the streets because of how accurately
they capture the total insanity,
how good are we with the artificial intelligence around here? Have we gotten?
We worked a lot on this. A lot of people are wondering why we went to Hollywood. It'll become
increasingly clear in the next few days. But one of the things that we did is to get
saviour with artificial intelligence. How good are we with the new equipment, Mike,
on being able to, if I ask you, hey Mike, if we wanted to make our characters
in this world with artificial intelligence,
fit in Grand Theft Auto, how quicker we now
with the machinery, with our ability studying things,
we've put the video team under it
for a couple of months now,
how good are we at getting artificial intelligence
immediately so that we could work with this equipment faster and better?
Industry standard type good.
All right, well let's test that right now.
I'd like to see, I'd like the video team using whatever it is and I'll filibuster a little bit for them, using whatever it is that they use in order to get our characters to look like Grand Theft Auto.
I'm told it's already ready.
In this freestandert.
Wow.
Wow.
Are you kidding me?
I don't even need any.
All right, so this is me right here.
This is evidently me.
Ah, okay.
Very hairy chess.
You wish that was you.
Do I?
Oh, a second me.
That's better.
I like you. There are two Miami owe a second me. They're there. They're there. I like you. There are two Miami
M's. Excellent. Both of them. I
urge you all. Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. It still looks good.
Wow. I wish that was me. You've
been working out.
Do got steamy. I urge you all to
watch on YouTube here as our
artificial intelligence. I just
said he looks like Roberto
Lago. He does. Lou Lwago, and he does.
Lou, I can't wait to get to Roy.
Let's see what we can form for Roy, but before we do that,
let's see Mike Ryan.
I'd like to see if you don't mind,
I would like to see what Mike Ryan looks like in Grand Theft Auto.
They make us all beefier.
They make us all stronger, physically more imposing.
Being told that I look jacked, I don't believe that,
that's certainly before the ozempic.
Everybody so far looks jacked except me,
I looked just inflated and sort of greasy.
Let's Greg Cody, yes, let's do Greg Cody as a grand fan.
That is family.
That's what you want to say, Greg. That is not. That's what you want to look like.
That is not trick-coded.
You look like if FDR sang for Motorhead.
Really? How is Stoamerger back in the day?
Greg Coney is always delighted when anything is about him.
Even when it doesn't look like him.
Let's see what Roy has here. Oh my God.
Roy. Oh, come on. Oh, he's right.
Roy's delighted because that's that is the actual guy who threatens everyone and
wants to beat everyone up and is Yomama and don't say any keep my name out
your mouth and there he is right there. I'm being told our industry standard AI equipment has already made a Chris Cody version as well.
Really?
Wow.
Alright, let's see.
Whoa!
The Andy Jolby.
Wow, the rifle.
Wow.
That's a lie.
Alright, check it out.
Maybe it's not that good.
Wow.
Christopher's wife's going alright.
Let's go.
So is yours.
You got this. No. You did look a lot like Stanley. Christopher's wife's going all right. Let's go so is yours
You did look a lot like Stanley again put behind me if you guys
Yeah, it's so good if you guys don't mind speaking of what people look like today versus what they're gonna Look like tomorrow. I do want to circle back around to how much better Mike Ryan's dad looks at the same age of Greg Cody as Greg Cody put that behind me
So that people can see Mike Ryan's dad in the penalty box with us to got
Look at the difference there between how it is that these two people look evidently
Greg doesn't like this as much as he likes the the AI of him is Stanley
Well, that is a very flattering photo you chose a base.
So thank you for that.
Did have a shot.
That's a very smooth forehead on my dad.
Very smooth.
Are you almost too smooth?
Accuse a Tory there.
No, he told me a very proud voice at lunch yesterday that it's been several
months since his last Botox.
Yeah.
See, I'm all natural. So, you know, what you see is what you get right here.
We don't we don't do the talks, you know what I mean? Or the bow. Or the 80.
Lucy, you told us that the SEC Championship game was a tad disappointing in terms of tailgating.
You're headed to army navy next.
Do you imagine that tailgate is nuts?
Like what's that tailgate going to be like?
I heard that they had more demand for tickets for this game at Gillette Stadium than they
did the Taylor Swift concert.
So I'm very, very excited for this.
I'm nervous that these military men are going to behave and be like, we don't want to
talk to you on camera.
That's the only thing I'm afraid of but I'm very excited
I think it should be super super fun and it's in Foxboro this year
We're just different if that had more requests than a Taylor Swift concert
This is about to be completely and utterly insane
Lucy, how can that possibly be you were told that did you very?
I'm a Navy. I know but I saw it online. I didn't verify it
It's not you it seems like a good it seems like a good thing to say that it can
It can no way be true like there's not the toughest ticket anywhere in entertainment is Taylor Swift CBS Boston says
Army Navy game ticket demand greater than Taylor Swift. Yep. Boom. I trust CBS Boston. Oh
They're just playing that Taylor Swift algorithm. They're like we put this in the headline. This will get clicks
Jeremy, there can't be numbers that support that.
What's, what's sent?
I'm looking for.
I'm looking for. I mean, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, is, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, is, is it, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, is it, is, is it, is, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, is, is, is it, is it, is it, is it, is, is it, is, is it, is it, is, is, is it, is demand for this game is greater than any AFC championship game that we've hosted here greater than Taylor Swift. Wow.
Malarkey.
I bought 12.
Lucy, tell us about the SEC experience and the video that we are about to watch now together
that you gathered as you were.
You had, it didn't seem like you're having quite as much tearful fun as you've had everywhere
else.
You can't cry and oppress, press box.
They'll kick you out if you do that.
The tailgating scene was not good,
but the game was so awesome.
It made up for it.
Juju joined me and it was super, super fun,
but yeah, I was a little disappointed.
A little disappointed.
Let's throw to that video,
that disappointing video of a disappointed Lucy.
I'm looking there.
You are, you got both.
I'm beating the system.
I love it.
I love it. Can you lose if you play both songs?
I know.
My microphone's prettier than yours. Hi Dan, it's me Lucy and guess what?
Brought a friend, hey Juju.
Cheers Mike.
We are in Atlanta for the SEC Championship game and so far, kind of underwhelming.
Yeah, very underwhelming, AKA thunderwhelming because it looks like it's about to pour in
any second, but me and
Lucy have poured ourselves into Atlanta and we are here baby.
We wish people were drinking more.
I thought this was the SEC's whole thing, alcoholism.
I'm in the middle of some east coast west coast beef right here.
Please do not bite my head off.
How do you feel about Georgia fans barking all the time?
It's as annoying as the Gator Tom.
Really?
If you got a mortgage, put it on the tide.
Because the tide's going roll today.
I'm on sale my house, sell my car, might even sell my kids.
I'm putting on the dogs, not only the wind, the dogs to cover.
You got the belt.
Go dogs!
Go dogs!
It's about to be the bitch shit ever happened in college football.
A three-peat. We are the true SEC.
I just want a prediction for today.
Okay, George, of course.
Yeah, I mean, duh.
Yeah.
Alabama ain't got a chance with George.
Where's Stugots?
Where is Stugots?
We got him a gift here.
Tell him there's four replacements here from Canada.
How about them, f***ing dogs?
Roll, tad, baby.
Go dogs.
Oh, Todd.
S-E-C.
Peace, S-E-C.
S-E-C.
S-E-C.
S-E-C.
I know you were following me.
Do you think Jim Harbob belongs in jail?
No.
We have seen as many Michigan fans here is I won't say Alabama, but close second.
Those motherf***ers are here to cheat.
Do you guys think Michigan should be allowed in the playoff?
They're a bunch of cheaters, right?
Yes, no.
And now Deacon Hill has to take them down.
Are we, is it safe to say that this is the dog's dynasty now?
And Bama's time is over. Yes it is.
Georgia thinks that they're the new dynasty, but it's always we want Bama, right?
Yes, it's always.
People hate Bama for a reason, because we're the best.
You can tell Nick Sabin, one thing, what would you tell him?
Oh, you're just a wannabe, Kirby smart.
Kirby smart will always be better than you.
And if you can tell, Kirby smart, one thing, what would you tell him?
Remember who spoon fed you, remember who raised you, and remember who your father is.
That is coach Nick Sabin. He is your father, back to you Losi.
I could have been an Indianapolis watching I will potentially lose by 45.
We gave that up to, for the SEC tailgating scene.
Sorry about that. And I thought this conference used to stand for something.
It just means more.
This is probably the worst tailgating scene we've seen the whole year.
Like worse than USA. Everybody's to get with the program because George is here to stay from now to forever.
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You rehyded hot. There was so much better before the game started.
You guys froze.
Put it on the pole, J, more annoying, Florida's chomp or Georgia's barking.
I do want to be serious about something here, just as it relates to the confusion around
Michigan and how much of an advantage they actually gained.
I'm assuming that Harbo is is gonna be in the pros soon.
I'm assuming that there's gonna be a whole lot of talk
about Harbaugh, no matter what happens
in the next few games.
And I want a genuine appraisal from you guys.
Stugats has been really tough on Harbaugh for a while.
The entire time he's been in Michigan, still got to just been ripping Harbaugh, do something,
do something.
For not beating Ohio State.
Okay.
Which he didn't do early on.
All right, but now Harbaugh has, but he hasn't, because he didn't beat Ohio State this
year.
Like I really legitimately want to know.
He did last year.
What credit he gets.
Yeah, but he did last year when credit he gets he had but he did last
year when no one knew he was cheating and he didn't this year when everyone knew he
was cheating so I ask you genuinely because this guy's going to be a pro and he's going
to be able to have job choices here I'm asking all of you genuinely how much credit am
I supposed to give to Jim Harboh as a championship coach, if they win the championship, but he's not coaching half the games
and all these barb is
disgraced upon the program because all of us have been talking all year about not their players
We do not man. This has been so different you complained Colorado
We spent the whole year talking about their coach and not their players. Yeah, but at least their coach wasn't cheating
The coach wasn't actually doing something
that got him banned for more than half the game.
So I ask you guys the question,
because he's gonna be celebrating,
he's gonna get a giant job,
he's gonna be able to do whatever he wants.
And I legitimately have no idea how much credit
to give him for winning that conference
when they're just running the ball all the time.
And the one wide receiver, Marvin Harrison,
is the one that you gotta to beat in order to get
to the championship if your defense is really good. You got to what you have to
do all season is just beat Marvin Harrison one time in a really close game
and we'll put know whether you cheated or anything else will put you in the
championship round. It's a weird situation where you want to give Jim Harwell a
credit because he did build this roster. Three years ago we were talking about Jim
Harwell being on the hot seat.
We thought that Michigan was going to fire him after the COVID year because they didn't
look good and he's completely turned that around.
So you have to give him that credit there, but he's also been gone half the year.
He's been gone half the year.
And the second that this playoff is over, whether Michigan loses to BAMO, wins the National
Championship, give it three weeks before he's openly flirting with NFL jobs.
Well, that's the part, right?
He's almost definitely going to go get an NFL job after this.
Because when these runs happen, like what's happening for Michigan right now,
where they've dominated the big 10 for the last few years,
you don't really see that sustain all that often.
Even, I mean, look, Georgia just won 29 straight games,
but then they missed the college football playoff because of one loss.
If you're Jim Harboh, you got to capitalize on this moment where you still have not a pristine resume,
but one where people are looking at you
as one of those great coaches,
when Asalusius just mentioned,
just a few years ago, we were looking at him
as a guy where it was like, has the game passed him by,
but he puts together a few great recruiting classes,
Bito Hayo stayed a couple of times
and he gets to stay at this level,
despite the fact that he was cheating the entire
time. It's pretty funny. Is it not? It is funny, but you want to pie chart. Is that
what you're looking for? I love a good guy. Because I would give Jim 25%. I would give
Sharon more 25%. I give Connor Stallion's 50%. I mean, that's how I would do it.
The NFL's love Jim Harboff forever. I mean, Steven Ross went to meet with him when Tony's
Burrana was the coach, right?
I mean, and that's 10 years ago.
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