The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Et Tua, Puka Nacua?
Episode Date: September 20, 2023We start the hour going around the NFL discussing Puka Nacua's rise in Los Angeles, if Tua is the best quarterback in the AFC East, and how their coaches come from the same tree. Then Oddball's Charlo...tte Wilder joins the show, Jessica shares her top 5 ways to spot a deep fake, and Billy unveils the Useless Sound Montage for Week 2. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Stugat's we spend so much time analyzing football and thinking we know something and Colin
Cowherd opened the season against the spread, 09-1, which is just Majestik.
We haven't even done celebrity prognoski
to this year and we're winning. It is majestic. We're tied.
We're not winning. We can't be winning. We haven't lost
your units. But he is up on units. He has a push. He has a
big draw. It's hard. It's hard to do. But and we mock him.
But we've been mocking for years because two of the last
three years or three of the last four are celebrity prognosticator a series of circus buffoons or baboons.
Excuse me, not buffoons.
Uh, they have beaten Colin Cowherd picking games, just a random selection of celebrities
who don't know anything about football, but none of us had hookah nakuah as the first
two games of his career.
No receiver ever has got more than 10 catches for more than a hundred yards to open a career.
And we were like, well, wait a minute, Cooper cop just weirdly schematically.
I don't think that's one of the best receivers I've ever seen, but statistically Cooper
cop is one of the best receivers.
There's ever been no dispute had the best season you can have, but schematically stood
got what we have seen with the McVeys that birth the shana hands that birth
the Brock Perties that birth the McDaniel when a personality type is in his
late 30s and schematically they're telling you in the broadcast this team runs
more motion than any team in the sport. Second most play action. You don't
know whether they're going gonna run to the past.
It's speed all over the place.
It's up the middle.
It's gonna be hard to stop and accurate quarterback.
When that guy is so comfortable on the road,
as everyone is now talking to regards,
now the dolphins are a popular pick,
as if two are is still not fragile.
Now, the popular pick after two weeks of overreactions,
Dallas, look at Dallas overreact for two days. Look at
Dallas. Look at Miami. Those look overwhelming to me. Never mind that my homes has been there five
straight years. We want two games into pick something else. But when you go into Foxboro, Stugat,
and all of what I said is just true. And Bella check is the old guy reaching into a sock to pull
out a Karchief and trying to get alignment to get an extra inch. And at halftime, the NFL's forgot to try to change from old quarterbacks to young quarterbacks,
from old guard to new guard, the AFC shifts upside down and sprinting off at halftime
playfully, joyfully.
The guy who was playing video games, muttering, I'm kind of a dan soder, a kid kind of.
Like my wife walked past the television the other day and said because he was just frozen on it
He looks like a child the coach of the dolphins at halftime the NFL puts on
It's social media Mike McDaniel running off the field at halftime sprinting the cameras following him the way that they always follow the coach off the field
And he playfully runs away from it very fast. That's been the avatar for the NFL this week. He could scoot. This person that Stephen A Smith has already said, I don't want to hear
from him anymore. Shut up. Just coach. Hasn't done anything. Hasn't won anything. But in this sport where
we don't under actually understand the X's and those, for example, Stugat, I'm guessing here that
I would have a hard time as a show explaining to you why. CDLAM had 140 yards, but the Jets didn't use
Saus Gardener on him and after the game,
Dak Prescott just goes up to Saus Gardener and says,
because Saus Gardener's asking him,
why did you challenge me?
He's like, no need to.
Why would I go up against the best?
Don't have to.
I thought CDLAM was gonna be shut down
because I thought the Jets were gonna do something
to try and slow down a person who can't be slowed down with a cornerback that they have.
He actually challenged him once in the first half and if sauce brought his hands to the
game that day, he would have had a pick six.
Like he challenged him and said, yep, I'm not challenging him again.
That guy's good.
He's one of those corners that stays on one side of the field.
But I actually thought I'm running a football.
Like he or in the first half, he allowed as many receptions
as he did in the final half of last season.
They were kind of, Buffalo was kind of going
to add him a little bit and having success.
I don't understand how anyone in today's NFL
can be good at that position.
Like excellent, stand out, excellent at that position
because everything out there is to precise.
CDLAM is somebody as a human being.
Every receiver we wanna look like that
and move like that. Throw it to a spot with him. He's gonna be the is somebody, is a human being. Every receiver we wanna look like that and move like that.
Throw it to a spot with him.
He's gonna be the one who ends up with it
because he's a ridiculous athlete.
How you cover that?
I do not know.
Every week I expect him to have a hundred yards.
There are like six receivers in the league like that.
The dolphins might have two of them.
I'm looking at what I'm watching though,
with the dolphins,
cause they have two of them, Stu Godson.
I'm like, well, wait a minute,
can there be a paradigm shift on how these human beings
look and act and function during these games
that are so serious?
If Mike McDaniel can be beating Bella Check
and the cameraman's following him,
and he's confident enough that he sprints playfully away,
because it doesn't all have to look like Mike McCarthy.
I'm a drill sergeant.
I'll win one Super Bowl with Aaron Rogers and not use him correctly, but I'm going to bulldoze
you with my full back and my crowd is going to chant my full backs name.
And that's how I'm going to use Aaron Rogers.
I mean, I like Mike, but Daniel, I find him to be cool, to be fun, to be different, to
be refreshing, to be a breath of fresh air. But Dan, he
has, like the reason he's able to walk that confidently and sprint off the field like
that, he's got a good quarterback. He's got a good offense. He's got to reveal. He made
it all look like that. Like you could say it's all players, but clearly, yes. But clearly,
we're all watching something we don't understand. And he's outtactitioning people on things
we don't understand and he's outtactitioning people on things we don't understand.
But he did tell us, Dan, in his office that day, like he thinks to us the most accurate
quarterback in the league.
Yes, but it was also shocking to hear that because prior to, we hadn't seen evidence of that.
You say that he's got a good quarterback.
He's a good quarterback since Mike McDaniel got here.
Remember all the discourse around Tua was, is he good?
He's getting pulled for Ryan Fitzpatrick constantly.
So Mike McDaniel does have a lot to do with that.
So are we giving McDaniel the credit for two of success?
Is that, I mean, he got here and...
I'm not saying you're wrong.
Why can't it be both things?
I don't want it to be just one or the other.
I think Tua went, when healthy is proven,
he can be a good quarterback under the right guidance
because it was very clearly.
It was very clear that Brian Flores' staff
was holding Tuah back, but also Mike McDaniel
comes from a coaching tree that has bona fide results.
I don't appreciate, well, I like Mike McDaniel,
the person from what he allows us to know about him.
I appreciate his story.
I also appreciate how he does think differently.
I do know that part of his plight is, I'm also a leader of men.
And people seem to be incapable of talking about Mike McDaniel, leader of men.
He's always like the fun side show thing.
And I kind of understand it, which is why I try to lean away from the quirkiness of Mike
McDaniel.
Now, he could probably do a better job of that.
You don't see other people sprinting, although I would have loved to have seen Tom Kaufland
sprinting away from a camera in the same fashion.
My larger point, because I can't believe what just happened, you just took away from Stugots
unfairly and he won't have it.
He wanted to give one of them credit.
Yeah. And like, it doesn't have to be like demon.
Where's the demon?
And you're wrong Mike.
It does have to be like that.
One of them has the Stugots will not live in a sports world where he can't say and who
gets the credit for that?
Is it all the credit?
I mean, you're watching it.
I don't like pie charts of credit.
To a choice and even like my lead example on that roster of both can be good.
This is how I re kill and Patrick
my home can be good in the analytics
and the analytics age.
God bless football and Stugat.
He's gonna run to the top of the hill with,
do I give him all of the credit for to or not all
of the credit?
I cannot choose both sides.
There's one side to this.
It's absolute.
It's 100% and I've changed my mind six times
since Brady and Bella checked.
Broke up, I was giving one of them credit
the entire time for 20 years.
And now at the end of it, I'm like, oh, it was all Brady.
Yeah, but you were, you were a little guilty
of trying to take credit away from someone.
I heard you're puking the kua take.
And you kind of forget every time the Cooper Cup went out prior to Puking Nakuha, where
they struggled to replace that.
And while Puking Nakuha is off to a tremendous start, he is not doing the same things at Cooper
Cup.
Could do healthy.
I am not doing it better.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
He is not.
Look, no, he's not.
Cooper Cup would go for like 60 yards.
I am, I want to be on record.
I have underestimated Cooper cop his entire life
because he is white.
He doesn't look like the other receivers
I have seen be close to 2000 yards
and it is confusing to me.
That is refreshing honesty.
They go here from any sports person out.
I feel better now.
It hurts me to admit it.
I believe most of you are doing it.
I have underestimated this man because he is white
is a bias that I am willing to admit to and apologize to Cooper Cobb and
everyone involved for the racism that exists inside of me because I thought he was not
as good as Randy Moss. I'm sorry. However, however, now, yes, I'm sorry. You all saw it, but it's just me. It's only me getting admit to this
It's all of you knew
Cooper cops better than Randy Moss statistically obviously just look at it my point is
McVeigh knew something won a Super Bowl and now the young kids who are kind of like him want what he has and
They too
Scheme and of all I was waiting for someone to come for someone's stuff.
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You die or you see some trees.
I'm not going to die to go see some trees. I'm not gonna die to go see some trees.
Stooots.
Listen to me, you've seen one tree, you've seen them all, okay?
There's no special tree down there.
Not true what's a tree.
That is not true.
I like it true.
I'm not going to go on that tree.
That is not true.
That is not true.
Let me break this.
It's nonsense.
This is the Dalai Batar show with this Stooots. with his two gods. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
Two gods, things around here have gotten very busy.
We are making a lot of shows.
There are a lot of responsibilities.
Billy's got two God bless footballs,
Austin Eckler's on one of them,
Raheem Mostard is on that one.
Chris Sims is on God bless football.
Eckler's like a correspondent for them.
And sometimes because he's been in the dungeon
of the useless sound montage for years,
it takes Wednesday now to get to the useless sound montage
instead of Monday or Tuesday after the games have happened
because Billy is getting slapped sideways
by having to chase you around and do God bless football.
And now LaCrosse starts.
Right.
So now his life is about to become a total football, a total night well.
Well, I found out yesterday and I had to deal with guest bookers at eight o'clock at
night because I found out Stugots was going to Syracuse tomorrow, which was never disclosed
to me.
Yeah, we all find out that things kind of lots of moving parts there at weekend, Billy.
Yes, you'll be there one day on the calendar. Also though happening here, Charlotte
Wilder and a mean, you may have noticed the mean in the last
month has just been gutted and tired because they're doing
these are hard getting these shows off the ground and getting
your voice and finding the right chemistry. It is hard to do
these things. He was Charlotte Wilder is daily doing oddball
where they go and find weird stories in basketball
and Charlotte doesn't know what a PlayStation is.
Well, in my defense, I had not, so we did, we played a game called Iced By and I was
supposed to say, also, hello.
Hi.
Hey, good to see you.
You got married.
I sure did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you did.
You did. You did I sure did. Yeah. Yay. I mean, you did. Did Jeremy also get married?
Did he?
Yeah, we did.
That's each other, Dan.
We had to practice not paying my wife in.
Did you hear him?
He's wife.
Oh no.
I said, oh no, no.
Oh no, no, no, no.
I put that on my wife.
Not to each other.
Both of you with the same joke I said also.
Also, so that's it.
I mean, but when I got married, the same day as my wife,
my wife also got married, but we got married to each other, you know, I
Did not suggest that Charlotte share me had married each. Oh, it's a makes you think is all I'm saying clear
Clarifying, you know, yeah, thanks Billy
Congratulations Charlotte. Why don't you know what a PlayStation is? Well because I didn't and don't play many video games
Stan and also
When we when a mean showed me a picture and told me to say what the things in the picture were the picture was small
on my computer and it took me a good two minutes before i realize i can make it
bigger and then i could see that it said so many
you're a young person though
i think people i think listeners of the show think i'm younger than i am just
because i'm kind of a moron
i think that you should be able to know even I know how to make video quickly bigger so that I really
can't.
Damn, it's Charlotte's age.
Don't.
Don't.
Oh boy.
No, it's a trap.
It's a dangerous game.
It's a trap.
I care about you.
I'm 67 years old.
Whoa.
Do not.
I know.
Well, I've had a lot of work done. As a soul though, you are a mummified old person,
like my wife.
Well, yeah.
I'm gonna say that.
Well, you wouldn't say that.
You wouldn't say that.
No, Charlotte's not married to anybody here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
I have never seen Valerie, Jeremy's wife,
and Charlotte in the same room together.
I would like to be excluded from this narrative.
Oddball every day except Monday because it's oddball Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday on the Draft Kings network that has exploded.
And Mikey just had big meetings in New York.
It a good way you meet.
Yeah, well, he hasn't exploded to destruct.
It has exploded.
Just give a meantime.
Yeah, I mean, it's trying. And Stugas is too.
Billy also rolling grenades across the floor. I'm not at all. I'm capturing grenades.
Trying to destroy draft kings network and everyone who works at it. Stugas, I mean, and Billy.
That's unfair. But because this is getting very complicated for me, as I age out on some stuff,
because I am, I was getting fooled by the most obvious of butt cracks
Still got butt crack would fool me and the internet would fool me
But now with AI the the stuff that's on the internet
I have to double triple quadruple check and it's like okay
Is this the thing that happened with Bobard is this real is this a real thing?
Are I being fooled by the internet did Tyree kill actually say that after his career he's
gonna be a porn star or is that a i tricking me is that something that happened
or is it not something that happened jackhammer i don't i'm scared now of the
internet officially the internet is actively gonna fool me because the internet
is working to fool me uh... internet is working too fool me. There are more deep fakes, more sophisticated, but crack is not a sophisticated fake.
I get fooled by the easiest things, but they're getting better at it.
And so can someone help me please?
Someone give me advice, counsel.
Yes, stand up.
I got you.
I got you.
I made a top five list of top five ways to detect a deep fake video in the wild because
you are not the only one.
Several media members have been duped by some pretty, I would say like moderately sophisticated
deep fake videos, this college football season of Davos Weenie and Brian Farron.
So I'll be going to play the Davos Weenie one first.
And they're all going to have little clues in them and at the end, they'll give you the
top five list.
So here's Davos Weenie.
Oh man, it was bad, unacceptable. When your offense is getting compared to a Brian
Ference offense, you know you have problems and a lot of work to do.
So that's the first video. That circulated the internet and people thought Davos
Swini actually said that about the Clemson offense after the Duke game when their
offense was terrible akin to Iowa.
Now here is a video that went viral earlier this week from allegedly the offensive coordinator
at Iowa.
You all have had fun with this 25 point obsession and I get it.
I do.
But if I'm not mistaken, we just dropped 41 on Saturday.
So maybe it's time to grab a hold of your little step ladders and go ahead and climb out of my ass for a while.
Again, I can't see why I went viral.
Pretty funny. Pretty funny.
That one's very realistic.
Pretty funny. I wish it were real.
And then lastly today, inexplicably, I think ESPN posted this on their TickTack account,
but then it went viral on, like, just random
Twitter accounts last night and early this morning, a video of Deon Sanders in front of
a Colorado logo from his playing days.
So here's that video.
I got one thing to say, this is my house.
I built this, and this is my house.
So people thought that that was a fake was real.
That is fake.
That I'm learning in real time.
And I was like, how, why would he be standing there?
I'm like, did he beat them by a lot?
And I was googling it.
I was like, no, it's FSU.
Oh my god.
So that was actually Deon Sanders saying that.
The video is, if you're watching this on YouTube,
you will see there's a logo behind his head.
You'll also see that when he's moving his head,
you can kind of tell that it's a cutout and that they've edited this logo behind it.
When did he do that? Was that as a falcon where he was disliked by House because he had
like a punt return for a touchdown in a game that he also played baseball in.
So I have a top five list, number five on the top five list.
Yeah, it's both the same day, same field, same field, same baseball and football.
Right. Well, one after the other
Yeah, just Jeremy Charlotte or not married the same time they got married that day the day that Dion was playing baseball and football on the same
Field day Atlanta
I miss this so much like I'm back sorry number five this applies to all three of these videos
Is the quality of the video shitty?
is the quality of the video shitty. That's a good one.
So if you notice, all three of these videos,
except the last one, the last one I pointed out,
there's like a little halo over his head
where I think they've cut him out
and pasted him over a logo.
But the other two are very blurry.
They're not press conference quality.
They look like they've been compressed multiple times
because people have probably been playing with them
and editing audio over them.
What is the age of the people being fooled by this?
Are they my age?
No, I saw Gojo got got by the Iowa one yesterday.
I got got.
But we don't know how old I am.
We don't know.
Bigly thirst for go with that.
I thought one of us does.
One of us does know how old you are.
This also applies to political deep fake videos
because there is a current controversy regarding
John Fetterman clones, which I will not get to today.
But that is a thing.
And to go back to a point you made earlier,
yes, the third video.
No one can count for someone healing over time.
I saw him walking naked in an airport.
Put it on Billy's list of things we're going to get to.
That was Fetterman's good In the video. In the video.
The Bobber video was real though, Dan.
I do wanna do it for something you said from earlier.
But number four, are there inconsistencies in lighting?
A lot of the deep fake videos,
people are like copying pasting things from other videos
and they just look different.
They look off, it looks like it's,
part of it was done somewhere else from the rest of the video.
So keep an eye on that.
In the Dion video, I think in particular,
like it just doesn't, the logo behind him
doesn't look natural.
Number three, are there mouths moving
to match what they are saying?
This is the biggest giveaway for you.
If you watched either of those first two videos
and you look at their mouths,
you can tell something is a fuck.
Well, but Jessica, and this is the part,
this is where I also get fooled.
Sometimes I'm not watching the video that closely
and the audio sounds like the voice isn't having a skip
and that's where I get carelessness.
Are you ever watching and listening to anything?
Like, are you ever listening to anything?
No, I mean, I don't, the answer to your question is,
I'm not watching video with the skepticism of,
do I have to be a correct lip reader here?
I'm watching passively.
I really am bothered by Sue God's being distracted,
chewing on his tongue, looking at fantasy scores
because this is helpful.
She's really helping you
right now.
It's an election year is coming up. We're going to see so many of these and they're already
all over TikTok videos of Biden and Trump saying things that they didn't say that. Look,
sort of real, but if you give them a closer look, you're like, okay, that didn't actually
have.
Mike, I'm paying attention. I appreciate that she's doing this, but this is how I do
it. If I want to believe it's real, it's real. How about that?
You can believe that Davos said that.
It doesn't hurt anyone, but there are actual harmful versions of this out in the wild,
which is why the first two on my list are the most important to pay attention to.
Number two, are they saying something insane?
Do you think Davos Weenie would actually say this?
Like do you think someone who, yes, he says, but no, Davos we need would actually say this like do you think someone who yes he says he says
yes but no Davos says Davos a bad example very stereotypically college football coach things
all the time one thing you will never hear a college football coach like Davos say is something
about another team that makes the other team look bad he he loves his moral high ground like this
is not something Davos would say okay Ryan fairins is not telling someone to crawl up because I don't tell me that
because I was enjoying the visualization of Dan what's all climbing out of
the I don't know how I wanted to believe it so we did we're gonna hold
number one hold it because I need I need to learn more I don't know how
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again. Stugats is the closer. Comes in, night thinning, closes the game up. His name
is Kenli Janssen. He has blamed his region. DCC dan lebertar show with his two gods.
This is genuinely helpful Jessica.
Number two seems obvious, but are they saying something insane?
I think the reason the deep fakes work though is because it's right on the line of why is this going viral is it because it's not quite insane by 2023 standards. It's
just pharances, nepotism boys saying get out of my ass media and what an offensive coordinator
for Iowa get that irritated with the media that he would tell the assembled media. I descend
from pharance heritage.
I'm bad at football offense, I like to punt.
Media go bleep yourself.
My dad's got a deal unlike any person who works in the state.
He runs this program, the big business of college football at Iowa.
Get out of my ass media, sounds real to me.
Okay, it's not, maybe I should rephrase.
And maybe it's not insane, but are
you slightly like, wow, I can't believe he said that. But I also assume that's why it's
going viral though. I assume the reason it's going viral, like this is the Trump and the
water that fools me. It could also be what do they have to gain by saying that? Like,
why would he say, get out of my ass? I think there's been so many that shit crazy college football
sound bites from press conferences.
They're like, like my gunny yellow
that reporters and said, I'm a man,
I'm 40, that happened like 12 years ago.
That was real.
However, like these are just,
just slightly past the realm of believability.
That a offensive coordinator at a big
10 school would say, get a step ladder and crawl out of my ass.
Yeah, they're not that creative.
I take it back insane is a good work.
It is a, that's what I was saying.
It's wishful thinking for you, Dan.
I would like coaches to talk like this.
It's one of the reasons that I like the Colorado football story.
And that's why you have to couple it with the other four items on this list.
Because it's slightly unbelievable.
And also his mouth is not moving to match what he's saying. That's why you have to couple it with the other four items on this list. Because it's slightly unbelievable.
And also his mouth is not moving to match what he's saying.
And also number one, the most important thing, Dan, who tweeted it?
What is the source?
Did Ballsack tweet this?
This is where Ballsack is fucking fucking.
And obscure, and this is why the Twitter verification thing has made like harder on reporters.
Because you can't tell who is like a couch football fan, who's a blogger, who's a reporter, who's doing
what for where because people can just make up their credit.
Well, this is the thing though, but I look man, I'm sorry that I'm the fool that always gets
fooled by Adam Schifter with his NFL news because he tried to do that and I wasn't looking
closely at how he spells his name.
You have to check the blue check mark, Dan. That's it.
It doesn't work anymore.
When spots, SunTrust.
When Jess and I had a podcast together at Sports Illustrated,
I wasn't allowed to bring up anything Adam Schefter said because it was so often the fake one, Dan.
So also, I have a question. Has anyone, have we gone into the point where if someone does say something in its video
They say it was a deep fake is that like the new I was hacked have we gotten there yet?
Well who who was it that tweeted the was a J Williams about the Celtics hiring their first blackhead coach
He said that he was hacked like I think the hacked thing ran its course at that point
Am I remembering that? Yeah, you got some of the details, right?
Yes, Jason Williams told a lie that was obviously a lie that was the worst hacking that no
one would ever do.
And I think that that's where all of the hacking lie went to die.
Yeah, it was that and then it was hip up for like three years.
And now I think it's time, like, oh, that was a double deep fake.
Are you guys forever on guard here because NBABA Central gets me every once in a while by
just fooling around and putting the R in the wrong place?
I mean, easily fooled by these things because I don't, I don't look at people that way.
You are actively existing as an entity on the internet that just wants to fool old dinosaur media
guy. You asshole. You're being an asshole, Barry Macaukiner. When you give me the great
green-based stat, and I get it wrong, because I didn't think to check that nobody would
say your name that way. Dan, did you get fooled by the like goal bulls written on the ceiling thing in elementary school
i asked i asked because i did
not growing stones did you know if your hand
no i'm not no this one i've been i've been i've known this is not true because
you have cancer yet
guys it's not written on the ceiling
let's do the useless sound montage bill. Billy is finally emerged from the dungeon.
You play good teams, you play welcome teams, you can't beat yourself. And that's what we did
today. We beat ourselves. Rough, tough, physical, smart win and win with playmakers making plays
when they had to make plays. You know, I think that first of all, I think everybody battled in anything.
The first half we played some of the best football we've played in a while.
Then we got to make it two halves.
That's just the name of the game.
All right, not too much to say after that one.
Yeah.
Tough, tough loss.
I got to learn from it and just keep working harder and move on.
When you have a 12-point lead in the second half and you don't make the place, then don't
play complimentary football, and then when you have mistakes, all those get magnified.
We have to play complimentary football to be able to get that done.
We've got to score more.
We've got to get more touchdowns rather than fill goals.
But then the day in this league,
it's about getting the job done and winning the game
and being complimentary of your defense.
And I think we did that.
I thought that complimentary football did exist.
I thought the team played well together, picked up on each other's
momentum. We had a lot of momentum there. You know defense came up. Crowd was
into it. That's what you want when you're playing at home crowds into it. Thought we
created some momentum at the beginning of the game but momentum is you know
just the word. You need to have it for you know you need to play well in coach
well for 60 minutes. You can't just live off the momentum of a drive. You know we
had five decent plays and then you know that didn't just live off the momentum of a drive. You know, we had five decent plays and then, you know,
that didn't play very well the rest of the game.
Defensively today, we want good enough.
If we want to be a good defense, it all starts up front,
right, stopping the run.
We did not stop the run.
We did not tackle well.
Fundamental football wasn't good enough.
If you want to win games in his league, we got to play better.
It's going back to the basics.
Going back to the fundamentals.
I was telling Ted, if you played bad and win,
it's a lot better than playing bad and losing.
So I was glad we found a way to get a win at the end of the day.
But obviously a lot of stuff that we have to get better at.
Yeah, we just lost a game and overtime, Jeff.
So how do you think the mood is?
How do you think the mood is?
How do you think it is?
It's tough.
It's tough.
It's tough grouping there.
There's a lot of pride in that room.
We put a lot into this, and we got a good football team.
And so we've lost two tough games. We've got a bounce back, one from our mistakes
and be ready for Minnesota. Just keep going, just keep going. I think this team, you
know, we have a lot of grit, no one's been acquitted. I need to do a better job.
Just we got a coach better, you know, got out plays in the second half, tail to half.
We're going to do a better job, help our guys out because the average there, the intensity
is there. We've got a coach a little bit better. guys out, cause the efforts there, the intensity is there.
We've got to coach a little bit better.
When you get a win like that,
you're not behind the count, we'll never apologize for one,
and we know we've got a lot of work,
but that's the natural football league is the keep improving.
But I love the look in these guys eye,
like the way that they continue to be able to compete
through the finish, and these are always
learning opportunities for us.
Some of these adversity presents opportunities.
We're not gonna apologize to winning.
Stings and those guys who just supported,
I'm disappointed the staff is,
but my gosh man, this is good.
You know, we'll get a little humble pie here.
Why is it humble pie?
Why is it cake or humble apricorns?
Like why is it pie?
Who made it pie?
I've got a couple of questions for you here.
What's an apricot? Apricot is what I meant. It's a here. What's an apricot?
Apricot is what I meant.
It's a fine.
Did I say apricot?
You did.
You did.
Mike Tomlin, not nearly enough, Mike Tomlin in there, but I simply want to isolate for
the audience, and we did some of this yesterday.
But when you talk about the sheer insanity
of what football is, everyone is out there being violent.
That can happen to Nick Chobb.
Hey, a lot of pressure.
You got a lot of pressure coach
is the radioactive nuclear epicenter
for people about caring about sports in your town
and your Brandon Staley and your two games in
and you've lost both of them like that.
Like you lose to label the way everyone loses to label.
And then Miami does that too.
And they're like, Super Bowl Miami and Staley's drowning in quick sand.
You lose to label and have no idea how you lost to label.
You don't, you don't know.
He'll cut off his penis to do it.
He'll throw it at you.
You lost at the end of the game.
10 and he'll throw in three interceptions. He's 10 and seven.
I don't know how that happened. They just kept giving it to Derek Henry.
His lower body is stronger than Nick Chubbs. We hope that holds up. Look out.
Raible's going to throw his dick at you. You're going to lose.
Can you explain to me, please? What brand and stale is sleeping with it?
Night. When what was the name Staley is sleeping with it night? When, what was the
name of the reporter? Was it Josh? How does this field coach to be drowning in everyone
thinks you're a fool now? You have her, Bert. You better win soon.
Yeah, we just lost a game and overtime, Jeff. So how do you think the mood is? How do you
think the mood is? How do you think it is? It's tough. It's tough. It's tough. It's tough
group in there. There's a lot of pride in that room, okay? We put a lot into this
and we got a good football team. And so we've lost two tough games, we got a bounce back,
one from our mistakes and be ready for Minnesota.
It sounds like me after a top five when Billy's just been messing with me the entire time,
it's like, how do you think we feel after that one? It was a tough one. We lost it over time.
It's supporting you. But in fairness, it is a dumb question by
Jeff. No, it's not. No, because if it gets that response, it's a great question because it got this response.
It's the response that tells you more about what Brandon Staley is feeling than anything
else that he could possibly say.
Yeah, we just lost a game and overtime, Jeff.
So how do you think the mood is?
You know what it makes me think of it from Mad Men?
Not great, Bob.
We just lost the game and overtime, Jeff.
Like really, really good stuff.
The deep fake after that is, what do you think, asshole?
Like keep escalating because he's already in that mood.
What do you think?
I've lost two games.
I have Herbert.
Everyone is crawling right up my ass with a step lab.
How do you think the mood is?
Bravel just threw his dick at me.
How do you think the mood is?
What do you think?
How do you think the mood is?
Jeff, what do you imagine, Jeff?
The throwing of a dick would definitely be deep fit.
Raible says he'll do that to win a Super Bowl.
He said he cut it off, not throw it.
Yeah.
It's a small step from one to the other.
But we don't know how small.
If he cut it off, really put it on the pole, please,
ju-ju.
If Raible cut his penis off,
is it a big step to say he'd throw it at you?
You might want to save it.
I don't know, maybe.
My guess is he's willing to give it to the cause.
And that's what you lose to.
That's what it takes to be 10 and 7
in that league with Derek Henry.