The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Lucy's Dog Problem
Episode Date: December 14, 2023After Jessica explains the issue dogs are having in Miami, the crew has a debate over a polarizing decision Lucy has made to adopt a shelter dog for a day. Then, Adnan Virk and David Samson are here t...o deliver their Top 5 Musical/Comedy Golden Globe Winning Films, and Amin has opinions...he just won't say them. Plus, has Jack Nicholson been coasting off movies from 50 years ago? Did Oppenheimer ruin the movie-going experience? Does Scorsese need an editor? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is the Don't Labator Show with the Stugat's Podcast.
Jessica, you and Willow have identified correctly a Miami dog problem that I don't believe a lot of people are
privy to. Can you share it with the audience please? I actually thought you would get a kick out of this stand. So there's this like
dog virus going around I guess, but I'm not sure how concerned about it
I should be because we took Willow to the vet last week and they were like, yeah, we haven't had any cases of it, but we went to get her booster shots.
But they were like, we have been overrun with dogs over the last few weeks since Thanksgiving,
because so many grand dogs have been given food off the table from grandmas.
And she said we have a chihuahua with a croqueta problem.
Roy, why are you shaking your head?
Chris fed a joke this to God.
I didn't say it for a reason.
It was really good.
I mean, it sounds rough.
See, Jeremy was here.
He could have said that.
All dog puns are cute.
Yes, but she was saying this Chihuahua
has pancreatitis, no joke,
from eating
Croquetas from its grandmother. The grandmother was giving the the grand dog croquetas. Have you?
Were you somebody before Miami that partook in Croquetas? Lucy, do you know what croquetas are? Nope. Okay, Jessica Do you want to explain it to her? It's one of the great Cuban delicacies?
It's something that you missed out on before your time. We had this big croquette that tasting, did I say it right that time?
Because everyone makes fun of me because I just say it like a white person because that's
who I am.
Yes.
But the first mini-moss that we did after I started.
Sorry, I was looking for this.
I was too slow to help you there.
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Lucy has no idea what you're talking about doesn't seem terribly interested either from what I can tell I'm looking at pictures
Okay, well, it's not no, it's not
Optically, it's not much. It's a bit of flanagans yet either which is something that we all did before her time
We went to flanies and they hooked us up with like, all you can eat, everything.
And we sat there and just ate like a thousand rock
and rib rolls, big back ribs, and nachos.
We need to go back and do that for loose.
Great bar food.
I've spent like very little time in Miami
since I've moved here because I've been traveling so much.
This is my first weekend.
I'll be in Miami since like August.
That's crazy.
There's a lot of watch till Sunday. And there's a lot of watch, but you know what I'm doing, Dan? I'll be in Miami since August. That's crazy. There's a flood watch, Tulsa.
And there's a flood watch, but do you know what I'm doing, Dan?
I'm renting a dog this weekend.
Hey!
Renting a dog.
I'm renting a dog, so.
The Miami Day shelter has this awesome program
called Paul Venture, where you get to take out a shelter dog
for the day and get to just have them out in the real world.
Because I would love to have a dog, but I traveled too much so I can't get one. And I saw this on TikTok, and I'm to just like have them out in the real world because like I would love to have a dog but I traveled too much so I can't get one
and I saw this on TikTok and I'm so excited
so tomorrow I get to pick up my dog for the day.
Hmm.
So then you have to bring it back.
I'm really sad to bring it back
but I'm hoping that other people sign up to do this
on the weekdays when I'm working
and I can't run a dog so that all the dogs
get to go out and have fun in Miami.
It seems cruel, renting a dog, it does.
No.
Thank you right now.
The alternative is it sits in a shelter cage all day.
No, I understand that, but you're giving the dog for 24 hours
a taste of what it's like to not sit in that thing.
And then you're putting it right back in.
I mean, how's the dog for the like you?
Well, hold up.
So the dog gets to go out, have fun.
It wears little adot mean collars and like a little like vest.
So people will come up and pet the dog.
Like you're supposed to be like in a public space
So that people can come see the dog. I'll take pictures and post it on my social media
I'm gonna help this dog get up dotted faster and I would
Yeah, by renting it for the day and if I have a good time, I'll rent it another time and Lucy's famous
She's number four on big game boot 24. Sorry, right?
Move it off. Hopefully for by the end of the segment.
Better to have loved and lost and never loved it all.
Exactly.
All of our personalities.
So post a picture of the dog someone will come adopted.
I want to get behind everything that's happening here.
I don't want to.
I don't know what.
I mean, it's not furniture.
It's not rent a center.
It's a dog.
I mean, it has feelings.
You don't take a dog.
It's a dog.
It's a defense.
Right. This dog is going to get excited and think,
is this my new life?
This is amazing.
I'm going back.
This is amazing.
I'm going back.
Is this my new mom? I mean,
Oh, wait a minute.
So now, you've heard me say before that the worst thing
in the world isn't being poor if you worry a lot about finances.
It's being rich.
It's being poor, then rich, then poor.
Imagine being rich for a day.
It's going to be out for five hours.
I'm going to give you money for five hours.
You know what? I don't like this.
I'm doing a good thing.
There's a lot of help in this.
There's a lot of help in this.
It's either going to sit there all day or it's going to go
and have a really fun day with me.
False hope.
By the way, what Lucy is doing?
it's gonna go and have a really fun day with me. Also,? I mean, I hear when you're on the elevator and somebody
dog, somebody with a dog comes on the elevator and out of
dog is licking your $200 shoes.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's a rental. I mean, imagine.
What are we going to do about this? Because I want to get
behind this cause you can do good work here, not just for
the dog who's heart you're going to break. That dog is going
to have to be a good to him, slash her a home.
You're coming around here, that dog.
That dog.
24, I'm making boomers list of college football personalities.
So I just shouldn't help people
because eventually the help expires,
I shouldn't get like, oh, okay,
I'm not gonna donate money to a charity
because they'll spend it and then they won't have it anymore.
This is bad.
I'm helping this dog and I'm excited
and you guys are not gonna take this away from me.
You wanna help a dog, then adopt a dog, I mean. I can't adopt dog and I'm excited. And you guys are not gonna take this away from me. You wanna help a dog then adopt a dog.
I mean, I can't adopt a dog because what's worse
is I adopt a dog and then I'm gone every single weekend.
I can't take care of it.
But no, but this way you're-
Because of you.
Because of you.
Yes, but this way you're also gonna be gone
every single weekend and not with this dog.
You're doing the same thing.
But it's not my responsibility.
That's right.
So I'm gonna take this dog out.
I'm gonna give it a good day. I'm going to give it a good day.
I'm going to let all the people pet it.
Someone will fall in love with it.
Maybe a listener of the show will follow me on Instagram.
See this dog say, I think that's my dog.
And then this dog will get adopted.
And I will miss it.
But I will be so happy that it has a good home now.
And I know I did my part to help.
That is.
You are welcome.
That is us.
That is a charitable effort that you are doing again.
But one dog will have to be a martyr if indeed it gets the hope.
Oh, this is clearly her doing good work so that I may be with someone one day who isn't a cage
and then that person never shows up and you will not have help.
And my one rescuing savior will have failed and I had
that one magical day with her but now I still live in a cage and back when I just lived
in the cage I never dreamt of a magical savior.
I knew I was going to die amid my own feces.
How about you call the shelter now Dan and tell them I cancel my reservation because you
would rather the dog stay in the shelter the whole time.
No, I won't.
I will term it a decision for you.
I feel like really once said on this.
Yeah, I got a scenario in this situation.
Let's say I rent this dog for Claire's birthday party.
Oh, this is Jesus.
Jesus.
No, no, I'm just saying, this is my scenario.
I thought, let my boy cook, all right?
I do this.
And then after the party, I have to return this dog.
So now I'm disappointing Claire,
who thinks I got her a new dog
and I got this point to get it.
Bring this back to the shelter.
Who wins?
Who wins?
Who wins?
I'm not talking to my child.
It's my scenario.
You don't read the dog.
You're not doing what read the dog.
How about it that same birthday party?
The dog takes a chunk out of one of the kids.
Now you can't put food in your dog.
The dog just bits the mooters.
Yeah.
The company or do you supposed?
OK, I won't bring the dog to a birthday party tomorrow.
I won't do that.
Here's an idea.
Why don't we just do nothing ever?
Yes.
So why are you renting the dog though?
Like, let's rent a dog.
Let's show she rent a dog.
I would love to have a dog of my own.
I would love, I got all my dogs from shelters,
but I traveled too much for this job
that it like would be very unfair for me to get a dog
that would be really hurtful to the dog.
She has no family nearby.
I have no family nearby.
So this is how I get to have a dog do something good.
This is how she works.
Have your cake you need it too.
Exactly.
Because I would love to get a dog in my own mind.
All right, Lucy, sold.
We can do it.
Metal arc, you will fly with the dog,
wherever it is you go, just like,
just like her like Just like her
You have a deal deal on air deal you know own a dog
Don't let a card how do people always go missing in the mountains?
Don't go to the mountains and by the way, I don't want to bring racing
This is the most white people thing ever going missing in the middle of the mountains
It's the strangest thing
You go by yourself. You don't take a radio. You don't take a phone
You're missing for four days and they find you like 10 years later covered and snow and it's like don't go by yourself
If you're gonna go on a trail don't go by yourself still gots put it on the pole
Is it the widest person thing ever? I believe is what you called it going into the woods by yourself is going into the woods by yourself.
I can't disagree with that.
I mean, so so black people don't camp.
Yeah, black people don't hike.
They don't camp.
They don't go on to the woods.
This is the Don Lebertar show with this two gods.
We bring in now Adnan Burke and David Samson.
David Samson, I just saw him.
If you noticed his face just as we were starting, it seems like he's being bombarded by life.
It seems like hard things are happening behind the scenes, but he is going to put on a professional
face and he is going to rise up right now and he is going to sell the hell out of nothing
personal by brawling with Adnan Burkek about whatever movie from nineteen seventy eight they disagree
about i've got lucy and jessica not interested at all in what's happening here i've got i'm
trying to entertain charlotte as well uh... you have to understand these movies are old and
they are now doing top five golden globes award winners all time in musicals, film and
comedy.
So, they're basically doing the best five forms of entertainment ever is what you guys
are doing.
That's the category.
That is the category because the Golden Globe nominations were just released this week.
It is award season, which is my favorite time of year.
And so, we wanted to give the people the five movies they have to watch. Before you do that, award season, which is my favorite time of year. And so we wanted to give the people the five movies they have to watch.
Before you do that award season, is David Samson, the only one still clinging to award
season around here.
Adnan Burke also loves award season Roy.
I like award season.
Yeah, I like award season.
I'm an award season person.
I hate it.
Okay.
Well, we're split in the room.
It doesn't seem like many of us.
It seems it's right in half in the room. So enter me. I hate it. Okay, well, we're split in the room. It doesn't seem like many of us. It seems it's right in half in the room
So enemy I hate it
Enter to you. Damn what what? Dan. What other reasons why I'm still fan of it is because I'm a voter because I'm one of the members of the
Crit choice
I'm yours. So I just put in my nominations. I had to put an entire ballot
Critics choice award nominations were just released. I'm one of 600 voters that are apart of that vote in process
So when you're a critic and you're in the society That makes choice. The award nominations were just released. I'm one of 600 voters that are a part of that voting process.
When you're a critic, when you're into society, it's different.
I'm a voter too.
I send them in.
They just don't count my votes.
Yeah.
Charlotte Wilder, odd vote.
Tuesday to Friday.
Hey, well done.
Samson, any O'Liar you're just starting with number five.
I'd like to start with number five because I've asked MetalArk to find me a way to become
a voter.
I'd like to go to the awards.
I'd like to do shows from the awards and we're too busy trying to figure out how to get
to Vegas.
So it's not going to happen.
And that's fine.
I understand we can only do one thing at a time at MetalArk, contrary to what we're all
trying to do.
So maybe next year
number five and i don't uh... i'm just learning that anyone is trying to get
to Vegas because i'm not getting to Vegas for the super bowl so this is news
to me i don't like the super bowl i don't like the who doesn't like the
radio row you're gonna have to do a lot more creatively than that if you want
me to go to the super Bowl. That epic commerce fest. Number five.
Shakespeare in love.
Oh.
Forget the fact that Harvey Weinstein has been canceled.
It is a brilliantly written movie directed movie.
I really don't want to forget that.
I kind of want to remember that.
To the point where I mean.
I want to remember the fact that he should burn and hell.
And I'm all for that
But I don't want people to forget the art of that movie and the way they took a story and the way they had
Fines and Gwyneth and Aflek and Jeffrey Rush and the crispness of that movie
It is something that I struggle with to continue to watch because I want to separate it I would encourage people to watch the movie, but then remember what it is to understand who the devil is in that
I also struggle I struggle the fact this is somehow in a top five list
It's a completely forgettable bit of piffle
You know this movie is notable for the fact it's one of the most egregious Oscar wins ever
The fact that one best picture of a saving private Ryan and Weinstein successfully
convinced Oscar voters that saving private Ryan
has a great opening 25 minutes.
After that, it's nothing special.
Fairly generic World War II movie.
And somehow he convinced them to give this movie
best pictures ridiculous.
Judy Denton said in eight minutes
that were on Academy Award,
it's got the other fines.
That the good fines, that ray fines,
but Joseph Fines, David is finds but Joseph finds the way this list
ends is with tears and a journey.
Uh, completely forgettable piece of piffle is that what you called it?
That's correct.
Okay.
That's accurate.
I also, I don't believe you, David.
I believe you say that and it's for optics, but I don't believe you when you say you struggle
watching Shakespeare and love when you remember that Harvey Weinstein made it. I don't believe like when you say you struggle watching Shakespeare in love when you remember that Harvey might winestein made it
I don't believe like you there's no struggle like you're like the television
Television's off and now it's totally off and I don't want to go there
So good that I will reach over all my morality's and I will watch it
He's like the NASA's being held back on the bed
Yeah, you're imputing my character, Dan,
and there's no reason to do that.
If I'm telling you I struggle, I struggle with that.
You're more than happy to understand everyone else's.
I do.
When I listen to a Michael Jackson song,
I think the same thing.
Should I be listening or not?
Number four.
But then you listen.
You can try, but you can.
But you can't.
Billy G. He listened.
I question whether he even thinks that at all.
I gotta be honest.
No, but no, I'm willing to concede.
Just another part of it.
I'm willing to concede that he thinks it every time.
If he's willing to concede that he ignores it every time
and continues doing what he intended to do.
This segment is bad.
I will absolutely concede that I always win my internal battle
Number four dangerous conversation ban. She's of inner Sharon
Holy shit
Whatever Stan van Gundie says
If are you about to say that either a you've never seen it or be you did see it and didn't like it. No, that's what Stan Van Gundy said. He said it was terrible.
He watched it on an airplane. I went to Ireland just to see where they
filmed banshee is David. When did you say that just?
He said on the show. I would hate to go against Stan. However, in this case, I
will take his basketball acumen over his movie taste.
This is a movie that I thought Colin Farrell
and Brendan Gleason, and the Gleason family
is so talented, his son from about time,
and a bunch of other things.
This movie has a buddy story that is greater than
anybody story of any movie ever.
And Adnan, we could do a top five funny movies. No, David. I love the bands. This is a great
movie. I'm with you. Adnan. Just one second. Buddy movies.
One second. I can go and cash. I just want this is what I
want to do. I want to I want to add rocket fuel to this
segment. I'm going to play what Stan Van Gundie had to say
about this to both of you and Adnan. I then want you to top
what Stan Van Gundie has to say. this to both of you and then I then want you to top what Stan Van Gundie has to say.
Banshees of Inisharen.
So I'm like, all right, not usually what I would pick.
I watch that movie on a plane ride.
I don't get it.
I had to text both of them and say, you gotta tell me
what it is you like about this movie.
It's getting great.
It's getting great.
It was terrible. I mean, great. It's getting great for this.
It was terrible.
I mean, no, that's a terrible,
it was the worst movie.
I have seen it a long time
and it's one of those,
I stuck with it, I wanted to quit.
Stan is not spent.
I want into the movie and I'm like,
well these two guys, you know,
like they're really into movies
and you know, they, they really analyze these things.
It must get better
at the end. No, it kept getting worse. It was absolutely a horrible movie.
That's an awful take by Stan Van Gandhi. I'm with Team Samson on this. Listen, I respect
his basketball acumen, but it's an incredible script by Martin Minkdada, a surbic, funny,
biting satire. As you said, great performances. Jenny, the donkey's amazing. I'm on Team a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, your mind. It will take all of your senses to a place where they can only go with illicit
drugs and then even pass that John Luguisia.
John Luguisia.
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I was on. I was on. I was on Broadway, it's quite great there too. Samson's right, the Broadway show is terrific. It's one of my wife's favorite movies,
Badest Lermin' Amazing,
particularly the first half.
Do the can, can, can, can.
I love Jim Broadbent, great movie.
Number two.
Lost in translation.
Buzzer
There is never a bigger love affair with the city of Tokyo,
or what a person goes through when they're trying to decide
what to do in their life.
I completely can't relate to Bill Murray and what he was going through, how alone you can feel and the desire
for connection and then finding that connection in a stranger and wondering whether it's
real.
It leads to the number one discussion about cheating, is emotional cheating versus physical
cheating, which is worse, which is more hurtful.
Who cares? physical cheating which is worse which is more hurtful who cares both oh
the answer is physical
but
but
but
but this is a completely self-absorbed movie about naval gazing like this is I
know this is one of your favorites so this cut steep but this is not a movie
that should be numbered two on the greatest golden globe best picture winners
come on man
number one okay almost famous Number two on the greatest Golden Globe Best Picture Witters. Come on, man. Number one.
Okay.
Oh, most famous.
I am dying for Adnan to say one thing bad about Oh, most famous when Cameron Crowe,
number one soundtrack about his life starting off as a journalist rolling stone.
When you look at the performance by Jason Lee, by Billy Crudup, when you look at Kate
Hudson, when you look at Patrick Fugit,
that movie has everything, including Mick Dorman,
and what interests me most about Almost Famous
is getting inside the mind of Cameron Crowe
and how he got to be the writer he is
and all of the great movies he's written
and where it all started. It's called Almost Famous.
I'd call Almost Famous almost good. I'd call almost famous almost good.
I think it's one of the more old movies in the last 30 years.
Honestly, that's where these movies I do not get it.
Middle-aged white guys who were staring rock-a-roll bands,
somehow identify the camera-cross movie.
I love Philip Seymour Hoffman.
I'll give you him for Leicester Banks,
but that movie I sought once
and I was like Stan Van Gunny,
the band she's been a share in.
I'm still to this day perplexed
by people rave
it but almost famous.
My little sister is named Kate
after Kate Hudson from almost famous.
We love that movie.
Oh, and then sister.
This is the problem I have on my hands.
Her usual song, Samson is hogged most of the segment.
So we don't have much time left.
And I have been wanting on cinephile
to slow you down generally,
but now I want to speed you up.
Give me everything you've got on your top five movies and everyone's going to get out of the way.
Just everyone clear out, this is a solo act, Admin, all of the information you've got on your top five,
a two full minutes without any interruption from anybody here.
Go.
Number five. Borat subsequent movie film.
Yeah.
Not as strong as the original, but still awfully hilarious.
That lies.
Borat number five.
Number four.
The hangover.
One of the best copies of last 25 years.
It did spawn two sequels.
We're not nearly as funny, but Bradley Cooper, who knew one day he'd be starring in
Maestro.
hilarious as does a scene stealing Zach Alfinakis.
Number three, walk the line.
Walking Phoenix, a Reese Witherspoon makes sweet means to get together in this biopic of
Johnny Cash.
Amazing work by Reese's June.
They've also both won Golden Globes for actor and actress.
It's a lovely film.
I was just a Nashville for the Winter meetings and went to the Johnny Cash Museum to pay homage.
It's beautiful.
Number two, as good as it gets.
Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt, how do you write women so well?
I think of a man.
And I think of a reason and accountability.
Nicholson unbelievable playing this OCD character.
He won the Academy Award, Helen Hunt, wonderful chemistry together.
There's a couple of wonderful romantic moments.
Sans is a big romantic, so I know deep in his love, he loves his good as a guest.
It's a wonderful movie from James Albrook's.
And number one, I'm not drinking any more low.
Sideways, this number one.
Oh, G-Body, Alexander Payne.
One of the best films the last 20 years.
He's hysterical and heartbreaking.
I know I can see the back row couldn't care less.
You should go watch the movie, Alexander Payne.
And G-Body, and Thomas Hayden Church.
I love it so much.
I like that movie too, but I mean, you are offended by both of these lists.
I mean, just, there's some curious, curious omissions and curious inclusions on both lists.
That's all I'll say.
That's all you'll say.
Yeah, we're gonna have a boy.
That's really helpful.
I mean, nothing.
So what you'll say is nothing.
I don't know.
What you'll say is nothing.
In his defense, he gave you nothing.
There are movies on the list.
There are, yes, they named movies. And all he'll say is that he doesn't have very strong opinions I have strong opinions on
some of the ambitions and have strong opinions on some of the inclusion of the
I mean I mean it's almost famous is overrated give me that one I agree but I also think sideways
is overrated sideways like I agree I think the holdovers is far in the way Alexander Payne's best movie. I like wine. So agreed what sideways. I'm gonna get out of here, man
It's gonna be nominated holdovers best actor best director best screenplay and best picture
Nothing personal is the name of Samson's podcast. Cinefile the name of adnan verks. Thank you gentlemen
You board the young people of tears. Thank you. It was lost in translation. I guess
the young people of tears. Thank you. It was lost in translation, I guess.
Nah.
All right, thanks guys.
No remancing the stone.
Now you have an opinion.
Now you have an opinion.
The man in the stone.
When the segment's over.
What he does.
The man in the stone.
Great move.
Boy, Dan, you really have a crew there.
No perfect movie.
It's a movie for everybody.
No one goes off and the opinions come out.
Nobody goes to remancing the stone. That wasn't for me. No one goes off and the opinions come out. Nobody goes to a messy zone and it's like,
that wasn't for me.
No one says that.
Really?
See you later.
Don't lie there.
Everyone walks out happy.
You're right.
You're right.
Limited fake.
Limited fake nemesis.
Drug Lord from romance in the stomachs and appearance.
John Wilde.
How about the sequel, the Jewel of the Nile?
I was great.
Fake Indiana Jones over here.
Da-a-man.
Michael Douglas was not trying to be Indiana Jones.
Don Lebertard.
Ravens good double up the colds and they are good against every team except the Steelers.
I mean.
So that's a 14 point win there for the Raven. Yeah,
double up to touch that Spugatz. I think double up is a score like if the Colta have 10 and you
double them up you scored 20. I don't think double up. That's how you do it. I do it differently. Okay,
but I don't think that double them up like you explained it to me as if I was my way. I understand,
but that's not technically doubling up. Like I think you used the phrase wrong or something happened.
Level up plus four.
Yes, exactly.
OK, that's what he meant, of course.
You touched out.
You never cease to amaze me.
He's amazing.
He really is.
He's breathtaking in his stupidity.
This is the Dalé Batarshow with Estougats.
I'm having some issues here with everything that happened in that last segment.
At one point, the only point that I saw anyone really stirred in the other room is when
Charlotte threw her arms up in the air because as good as it gets with Jack Nicholson was
something that made her celebrate a triumph.
Let me tell you, it was a great rise and fall of Charlotte Wilder because she heard it's good as it gets you start celebrating and then Adnan
read the quote and then she's like, no, not that far. Yeah, I was like, oh no, I
was thinking if something's got to give, which is a wait, which is the one with
Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson. Something's got to give. That's something's got to
give. I like that movie. That one. It's a good movie. As good as it gets, I don't
remember. They're both hacks. Isn't that the one where Diane Keaton and-
Yes, Nancy Myers, it's like the Nate Myers kitchen.
I actually fun fact, when I saw that,
I think I was in seventh grade,
made my mom go out and buy me a turtle neck
and a button down so that I could wear the button down
over the turtle neck like Diane Keaton does
in something's gotta get.
So, Jack Nicholson exists living off the shine of a bunch of movies he made in the 70s.
One full of fun full over the cook was that's great movie. Chinatown great movie. All those shining
shining right. And then he starts making all these other movies anger management and something
got to give bucket list. These are all crap movies. Bad movies. Bad movies. Just skip the 80s
on that anger management bad movie. Departed bad movie. hook the part at the padded bad movie you're gonna say that with me right in this room
yes yes you're saying a Scorsese movie is bad I don't think you can call it right it you can
okay you can say overrated Irishman I smell a bad I thought I was at the flower moon on Saturday
night I was really good insanely. See this is what I believe
about Scorsese. Need an editor. I have one of the greatest editors of all time. Yeah.
I mean like an editor edited anything out of this film. Really? Really good. So this
wasn't like Irishman. We're like there's just bunch of scenes. The Irishman. I was like,
wow, this is this is a lot. But I think it means talking about an editor that's willing
to tell Scorsese what they need to tell Scorsese.
He's 81 years old. He's like, bleep all of you. I'm gonna make my movies how I want.
Congratulations.
I waited till it came out on Apple so I could rent it and watch it at home because I knew that at some point in the three and a half hours,
I'd probably need to use the restroom or like make myself a drink.
And I was glad I did that because it was completely like it was a great movie.
I didn't want to miss anything from it.
And I watched it in the comfort of my couch instead
of going to the theater and just being like kind of
prisoner to my seat for a while.
And it was, it didn't mind, I didn't mind that it was that one.
There's a scene in the middle.
So it's like, you're doing three and a half episodes
of a TV show.
There's a scene in the middle of that movie.
This is not a spoiler alert.
We're, they're just sitting in the house
and there's like, they're listening to the weather outside go to the bathroom then
Let me just sit there for like three minutes. We just sit here. Let me just say right now. I was only like 45 minutes in though
Oppenheimer. Thank you. Thank you Oppenheimer for
Convincing me to never go back to movie theater again. Oh, no great movie great movie
But I didn't need to see it on 70 millimeter iMacs
16 story high screen. Oh, for one
scene for an exposure, the whole movie happens in conference rooms and classrooms.
I don't need that. I, every movie that comes out from now on, until it comes out on streaming,
I'm pausing. I've got captions on it. You're saying that Oppenheimer has ended your experience with movie theaters, you are done.
You're announcing right now to America and beyond.
You're saying, Amino has it, I'm broken.
That's it.
Oppenheimer is the stop.
I no longer am going to movie theater.
Because Oppenheimer was billed as this and you had to not only see in the theater, you
had to see it in a specific kind of theater.
Well, I can get that wherever.
No, they're like 13 all over the country. You got to just it in a specific kind of theater. Well, I can get that wherever. No, they're like 13 all over the country.
You gotta just be living luckily near one of them.
And I was, and so I went, and I was like,
okay, here we go, I took my dad,
like this is gonna be incredible,
we're gonna be blown away by these visuals.
And I'm like, this is just a movie dog,
like this ain't nothing that needed like a huge screen.
I will say, like, I know for a fact,
killers of the flower moon would have been better in theaters.
It was. Why?
Visually stunning and the scene.
It's an epic like it.
The scenes are long and slow and they play out very.
Like you know these characters very well by the end of the film.
And it was describing a good movie.
You're not giving me a reason to see it in a theater.
Those are that it's a good movie.
The characters.
The popcorn.
No, no, no, no, no.
I just said it was beautifully shot.
Like, there's these long scenes of Oklahoma and there's like the scene where,
Chris, you know, I'm talking about with the fire and like the people like,
I wish I had seen that on a big screen, but for my own comfort level,
I'm like, I'm glad that I, I'm glad that I waited.
This was very good.
You watched it on a screen or didn't you?
No, I watched it.
I went to the theater.
Oh, I'm like that.
And the popcorn, you can't get that.
But you talk about these things being epic and I, No, I watched it. I went to the theater. Yeah. And the popcorn. You can't get that.
But you talk about these things being epic.
And I know Charlotte is obsessed with something like Gilded Ages.
We talk a lot around here about I was saying that Scorsese should have just made that four
parts.
Why don't you just make it four parts?
But Scorsese is an art maker.
He's an art maker who needs an editor. He's been working with that editor for more than 50 years. I think he's an art manager editor. He's an art maker who needs an editor.
He's been working with that editor for the 50 years.
I think he's earned.
Not much to yes people around him.
Exactly.
We're not talking about it.
We're talking about people who make hard decisions.
You don't need this scene.
Marty.
The movie's almost four hours long.
There's nothing I would have put out.
So, okay, humble brag.
I read the book not that long ago.
That is based off of.
And I thought that the movie was very true
to how the book kind of like was paced.
Like it was paced like a book, but I was watching it.
And it was good.
Like it's a really, like just devastating story.
I don't know what you would cut out of that movie.
All of it felt important to the story.
How long is Oppenheimer because the best of the directors,
the freedom they're
going to be granted here when you have multiple now. It's not just studios competing for movies.
It's now streaming services who will let Scorsese and Nolan and Ridley Scott and they will
make as grand a movie as they can. But Gilded Age is the same kind of epic. Is it not in
its look and what it does with its wardrobe
choices it's sending big i think we had spending big it's a big production also
let's put some respect and scorsese editor name editors name film a schoonmaker
which i probably just yes
like a saying it's not really wrong
film a
confidence ch
s h don't do this. OK, so, build an edge.
Big build an edge.
Big production, huge budget, yes.
But theatrical, all these New York theater actors,
and Jess and I have been talking about this
because we're both obsessed, and it can't be.
It's like a very heightened version.
It's a soap.
But it's a prestige soap.
Yeah, and it's beautiful.
I mean, it's Downton Abbey, but like America.
America, yeah.
How long?
How many episodes?
There's only nine episodes in the season.
Stop it.
Yes, there's two more left.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I'm so done Sunday night, had a twist in it
that I did not see coming at all.
At all.
At all.
And then I listened to the accompanying podcast,
which one of my favorite podcast hosts,
who hosts the Bowrie Boys podcast,
which is a show that I
started listening to when I moved to New York City when I was
like 22 and it made me fall in love with New York. He hosts the
HBO, like watch along podcasts and watching it. You're just
saying it. Yes, Tom Myers. Yeah, right. And what I forget the
woman's name, she's up from Turner Classic movies, Alicia
Malone. I think that's right. Alicia Malone.
They host this watch line podcast and they'll tell you,
like, okay, this is based off of the actual Vanderbilt family
and this is where their mansion was
and this is what happened to them
and this is what Mrs. Astor did in real life
and they put it in context and it's so interesting
because the show is ridiculous
and all these ridiculous stuff's happening
but they'll be like, hey, this part actually
kinda happened in real life.
Yeah, they're like, so we're gonna go
to the opening of the Brooklyn Bridge,
and they're all these fireworks,
and they're like, did you know it was actually built
by a woman, and I'm sitting there watching this
being like, Emily Robling, did she actually do,
and I'm like, trying to Google, no, no,
you just listen to that podcast the next day,
and they're like, it's true.
And-
Woman built bridge.
Yeah.
And it's delightful joy right.
And also they're just like, there are a lot of plots.
We got a lot of characters.
A lot of characters.
A lot of characters.
It's like Down Naby.
And also like, so the Sur Julian Fellows, he may both shows.
Down Naby is like, super dramatic like English.
They live in this castle and this, it's like at the turn of the, after the turn of the
century.
And they have this staff and it's about at the turn of the, after the turn of the century and they have this staff
and it's about the upstairs and the downstairs
and all this stuff and everyone that I think
didn't watch Down Nabi was like,
oh, this is just some dumb woman shit.
But no, Down Nabi, they killed off characters
like Game of Thrones.
They would take your heart and rip it out and step on it
and then take a dump on it.
I have never been more devastated by something
that happened in a TV show than something that happens
in Downton Abbey.
Season three.
There are no dragons more than the red wedding?
Yeah, the red wedding actually is what made me stop
watching Game of Thrones.
I was like, screw this.
I hate this.
All my characters are getting killed out.
But no dragons?
No where are dragons to be found?
No, but there's the Titanic is involved.
I want to I want to ask all of you this because I'm not sure I like how it is. I do like how
Charlotte and Jess are talking about consuming some obsessions that you then want more information
from a community that cares about it the way you do to sort of walk you through and re-enjoy the episode you just saw.
So you're getting bonus content.
I don't know when this started in podcasting.
I don't know where the origination of it is, but the podcast industry is filled with very
popular podcasts that support very popular shows that recaps you.
Well, it's not just recapping it, though.
It is a community of people who care about something
the way that you do.
There's a real lane for business here in bonus content.
And I'm wondering how much of that you guys are doing.
Because I suspect that our crew of billies and mics
and Chris's and Roy's and Stugaz's
that they're not doing any of that.
I don't believe that they are,
maybe Mike might seek out some extra stuff
because-
I already posted so many hardcasts.
I watched the episode, I move on, I wait till next week's episode.
I need bonus material. And HBO, what they've done is really smart by sanctioning these podcasts
because other people do them anyways. And if you watched season one of Westworld or any
of different-
Winning time.
Winning time had one.
Yeah, a lot of them have these, well, I was gonna say, before the podcasts,
they had, you know,
you just go on the Westworld subreddit
and people would have all their theories
for what was gonna happen.
And then like, I'd listen to like Mallory Rubin
and like Jason Concepcion do their breakdown
of Game of Thrones and like,
and then HBO was like,
all right, we're just gonna like sanction
our own version of this
because people are going on Reddit
or on like these different forums to gossip and talk about what they think is gonna happen or break
down what's gonna happen we might as well like be involved in it.
Out of Touchdown Levitard, I don't know. Hey, you know, we host one of those things, it's
called Rule of Two. Every time we have new Star Wars that comes out, Star Wars shows or Star
Wars movies or whatever, I'm breaking down all the theories, me and Anthony Mays, right on the mystery crepe,
freed, that's rule of two, get it,
wherever you get podcasts.
Not only when we're doing all of the stuff,
but free, you know what I ask.
It is, it's free.
All over the free.
Do you guys get obsessed with stuff though?
If I watch a TV show that I, football, okay.
I just can't stop thinking about it.
I'll be sitting here thinking about like Oscar Van Rine
from the Gilded Age and I'm like, Ben,
so I mean huge twists, not giving anything away,
but so I'm like, I wanna listen to a podcast
of other people who are obsessed with this
and it keeps me company.
To answer your question, I wanna say the first show
that did this was Walking Dead,
it had Talking Dead afterward.
Ooh, Breaking Bad too, would have a bunch of, you know,
those things.
AMC was really big on it.
It is a real interesting stream to go and just gather
where people are gathered and give them more
of the thing they already love.
It's if you're fishing for business
in the podcast industry, it's a good space.
Someone should start a Reddit for our show.
Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
You're not stressed.
business and the podcast industry. It's a good space.
Someone should start a Reddit for our show.
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