The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Operation Broken Arrow

Episode Date: March 5, 2024

The Florida Panthers are now the betting favorite to win the Stanley Cup: Are they the best team in South Florida since the Heat's Big 3? The crew obsesses over Aleksander Barkov's goal from last nigh...t and the success of the team. Then, Arch Manning is leaving a wide open lane for Billy Gil to become the next Jon Dowd. Plus, Operation Broken Arrow has revealed Greg Cote as the man who has been leaving the toilet seat up and he has ZERO shame about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:35 Plus, eligible Ford owners get $1,000 bonus. For details, visit your local Ford store or Ford.ca. This is the Don Lebatore Show with the Stugatz Podcast. This is the Don Lebatore Show with the Stugatz Podcast. I probably need to apologize to the Florida Panthers here for doing yet another heat segment when something fairly significant happened this week. Certainly the first time this has happened in my lifetime and the first time it's happened in the history of Florida Panthers hockey. They are now
Starting point is 00:01:06 The betting favorite to win the Stanley Cup. That's crazy That's nuts The betting favorite and if you look at how it is that they've been playing they've basically been what the Celtics have been in The NBA they've been pretty damn overwhelming. They've won five straight, I think nine of 10, but last night was a big victory. Huge. I'm beating the Rangers on the road, and the Rangers are really good.
Starting point is 00:01:32 It's playoff time. I think this is the first time since 2015, this deep into a season, you have six teams basically trading number one spot for the President's Trophy, which you may or may not want. I don't want it. Because there is a perceived curse with it, but here's what you know, and it's at the Panthers,
Starting point is 00:01:52 whenever they mad shop against a Crem de la Crem, they force the other team to play their game. And that's what happened in Madison Square Garden, another clash of original seven teams. Florida wins the first time at Madison Square Garden since 2019. You can barely score two goals against this team. They have an identity.
Starting point is 00:02:11 They're on an absolute rampage right now, courtesy of Defector Media, wrote a piece on what the Panthers are doing, and trade deadlines on Friday, and these Panthers may be buyers. And you may get- Do Claire? You may get a really skilled player
Starting point is 00:02:25 to go into that, maybe second line, move Cousins down, that's a talk right now. If they don't add, and their competitors add, you may have to make a move, but they are playing as well as they ever have
Starting point is 00:02:38 in this franchise's history. They made quite possibly the greatest trade in the history of the sport in acquiring Matthew Kitchuck and trading away Jonathan Huberdoe, who's had an historic decline year over year. This is the best team in this market since the big three. Oh boy. Who?
Starting point is 00:02:57 There I said it. Yeah, yeah, they are title favorites, as Dan mentioned. And if you like winning titles and you like how that feels get behind this team and they also play a brand of hockey that gets under the skin of the opponent and the opponent's fans this is they're they're a perennial power now. Bark off with the assist of the year last year. What a play! The hand-eye coordination from Barkie there was unreal and Sam Reinhart he's
Starting point is 00:03:23 gonna score 50 goals He's going to be only the second player in the history of the franchise to get to that mark Pavel Bure had two absurd seasons of 59 and 58 goals respectively the the pairings on the lines that Paul Maurice found out to have Reinhart with Barkey and to have Sam Bennett with Chucky They've really unlocked something that no other team can can find way to stop. And Brandon Montour is coming online now, finding his form. This team has been incredible. And one of the storylines we've just totally gotten away from,
Starting point is 00:03:54 and I hope it doesn't pop up, is, you trust Bob. Do you? You trust Bob. Do you? Yep. We're spending eight. What a great year.
Starting point is 00:04:01 And the other, and the second goalie, has like a 2.05. Oh, Stoley second goalie has like a 2.05 goals against that. Yeah. Unbelievable. It is fairly wonderful that if you do miss what the heat were 2010 through 2014, the feeling of all of that, it is one thing to be the team with the best record in the sport. It is another thing to be the team with the best record in the sport. It is another thing to be the team with the best record in the sport who plays a style of hockey annoying to all others that is going to be hated when it gets to the playoffs. It's going to feel like other people don't like your team
Starting point is 00:04:36 because they don't like your team. And that's a lot of fun when you have what's the best team. It kind of sucks. If you lose and everyone is rooting for you to lose, but this is now an unpopular team as well throughout the league because of the style that they play. Stugatz, that has been a style of play that we have lamented. God, every time Pavel Burry ended up in the playoffs playing against that style, he would lose. And I'm like, oh my God, the most aesthetically pleasing thing in the sport is now eliminated
Starting point is 00:05:06 because you've got an annoying style of play that smothers and suffigates and is the New Jersey Devil. Speaking of annoying, can we put up this video I see here in preview of just the worst human in New York in a child small sweater just witty. He lives in New York now, look he's singing along. sweater just witty he lives in New York now he's singing along He's a ranger fan now he was anti-Kachuk he was So I still love him. He's still adorable betrayal. No, this is awful. No, it's not annoying video I mean and there is no getting him back. I said witty. Well, welcome you back You got the the kachuk huberdo thing wrong
Starting point is 00:05:44 He was really hurt that they traded away Jonathan Huberdo. Like, this was a franchise that had hurt him repeatedly. It was a bizarre thing that he's doing with Jonathan Huberdo. And he's like, that's it. I'm done with this franchise. And then they played the best hockey since they were ever created. And you're saying it's the best trade in the history of hockey,
Starting point is 00:06:02 is it? Oh, my god. They betrayed him. He hates Matthew Kitchuck, I don't understand what's happening there. I liked Witte the Panther fan. I want to celebrate these great moments with him and he's just taken to being a second-rate troll.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Mike is right about that trade because I believe that year they won the President's Cup. They lost in the second round to the playoffs and then they made that trade. A lot of teams would have just run it back, and they went out and got a better player, they upgraded. I actually questioned that trade at the time. A lot of people did.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Huberto meant something. This is a franchise without much history, but Huberto did represent a great deal of history, but they got better irrefutably, and you could say, hey, I got that one wrong, and root for your hometown team. He just hates Matthew Kachuk. He hates the franchise because they betrayed him once.
Starting point is 00:06:47 He's just a bad fan. This video's gross. I've never been more disgusted to be off-brand witty. Ha! And Kachuk, by the way, I was criticizing him early in the season because I think he had like two goals the first month of the season. A lot of people who weren't watching the games
Starting point is 00:07:01 were doing that. I was watching the games and also keeping track of the goals. And compared to last year year it was a big fall off goal scoring wise. Since then he has been great. Yeah he's been fantastic and this is now a national topic because they're the best team in the sport right now but if you're not paying attention to regular season hockey may not be your thing. There are so many teams that have a great chance to win this Stanley Cup this year.
Starting point is 00:07:26 There's a lot of skilled hockey being played. A lot of superstars that are emerging what Austin Matthews is doing is pretty ridiculous. Connor McDavid is arguably the best athlete in men's sports right now. They're the second betting favorite, are they not? They're on a tear, but you're gonna wonder if Edmonton's gonna Edmonton.
Starting point is 00:07:41 You have Vancouver back. You have three teams north of the border that feel like they've got a shot and it's always better for that sport when Canada has a shot. And to your point Mike, the last time I looked at the odds for MVP, Reinhardt, whose second in the league in goals, is tenth favorite. Rhino presently leads the league in power play goals and short-handed goals. He almost got a short-handed goal yesterday He'd be the first player in the NHL to do that since Mario Lemieux Sam Reinhart is entering elite company right now They got to resign him but masterful job by Zito to maneuver this roster to still be in the conversation as buyers too, given their cap situation, given the contract situation
Starting point is 00:08:26 as Sam Reinhardt is impressive. If they add to this team a little scoring punch on some of those checking lines down below, you got a team that is firmly locked in as a favorite. There are some expectations now, right? Because in the last three years, President's got two years ago, cup last year, you have to win one now, right?
Starting point is 00:08:43 People forget, they backed into the playoffs. They were in A-T. They needed a result in a Pittsburgh Penguins game to break their way. It got drowned out because simultaneously, for the first time in history, you had two local teams in the championship at the same time, oh, and they were Cinderella darlings
Starting point is 00:08:59 that made it as A-T. Chris Cody, play for me the start of the day music, please. Start of the day, start of the day. And this year, start of the me the stat of the day, it is the start of the day. I have not checked in with the last four games of Atlanta Hawks basketball. I'm going to assume that they have gone two and two in the last four games, but before that, in their previous 1,500 games, the Atlanta Hawks were 750 and 750. They indeed are two and two in their last four games. I'm going to ask what they do. I assume as much they are always thoroughly mediocre to Mike's point on what contending
Starting point is 00:10:14 windows are and how hard it is to rejuvenate your roster again and again over many years if you're the lucky Miami Heat or if you're the lucky Pat Riley and you get to the finals with the New York Knicks and the Lakers in the Miami Heat. The Hawks for the last 1500 games. Let me think of how many seasons that is for a second. I'm going to have trouble with this math. 1500 divided by 82. You want a phone? You want a calculator?
Starting point is 00:10:39 What do you need here? It's a lot of games. 18.3. Okay. Basically the last 18 seasons. I'm surprised they've been that good. Are you? Yes, I thought they would have had a losing record. Well, they had that one year that
Starting point is 00:10:51 Boudin holds are one coach of the year. They won sixty one games that skewed everything. Now, yes. Did you think you just think they were winning one time and losing one time? That's the way you did the math. Joe Johnson years. Kyle Korver. Kyle Korver. Kyle Corver. That's right, Kyle Corver.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Kyle Corver was on that team, that is correct. Are you guys at all interested in a remake of naked gun that instead of Leslie Nielsen features Liam Neeson? What? instead of Leslie Nielsen features Liam Neeson from Taken because it's happening. Wow, they just tried to get another actor with a similar name. That's why Dan was a try to have like spials. I was very scared of all of that.
Starting point is 00:11:39 I was, now those are two very different actors though. If you're not familiar with Leslie Nielsen, I believe one of the things he was famous for is that he always had a whoopy cushion around him. And while Liam Neeson- Aren't people familiar with a whoopy cushion? No. Put it on the poll, please, at LeBertart Show.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Do you know what a whoopy cushion is? Maybe not. I gotta feel that the whoopy cushion business probably isn't doing very well I used to own whoopy cushions. I love this plural You didn't make it sound like you own you were the CEO of whoopy cushions Company that sold whoopy cushions. I wonder whoopie Goldberg has ever sat on a whoopie cushion. That would interest me. This is the Tourette's he has.
Starting point is 00:12:28 It's just he hears a word and then it's the first thought. It's I had a hammer. It's the way it cornered. I had a hammer. But you know I used to have a beetle wig, beetle shoes. I mean when you get to be my age you've had a whoopie cushion in your life, trust me. What is a beetle wig?
Starting point is 00:12:43 From the Beatles, you know the famous Beatle Bob. from the Beatles? You know, the famous Beagle Bob. They're a band. Yeah, Little Pole McCartney. Little Known Band at a Liverpool scrappy. Little wig from Liverpool. Yeah. Hey, the Beatles. That's not bad.
Starting point is 00:12:56 It was still such a small wig. I'm surprised it barely fit on me. Luckily I have a small head. Ha ha ha. What does that have to do with a whoopee cushion? I know, I got sidetracked. You derailed me. I did that!
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Starting point is 00:13:41 experience at GetYourGuide.com. Don Lebatar, Jean Padier's gone and Dwayne Wade goes. I'm not sure what's going on with And to book your next travel experience at GetYourGuide.com. Exactly. Keep going. Just keep going. Let's just end the segment right there. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats. Crazy. I love Reinhardt's. No, no, no. He goes, this f***ing guy, what the f*** was that? Look, like, if this one goes back to Reinhardt, like... And then Lombard with the winner, God. Well, Lombard got a little lucky on that one, but... Like if this one goes back to Reinhardt, like a long bird got a little lucky on that one, but
Starting point is 00:14:32 they're going to rotate the clip. I think this is the one where it goes into Reinhardt. And he has a great reaction. This guy, this guy after that feed, real cool. I keep thinking that they're going to trip up against these good teams And they're fucking machine man. It's it's Bob that being as good as he's been Yeah, but the defense is really helping him out. Yeah, they're not getting clean which is shocking team right now That's the best that I think one of my favorite moments of the last few weeks has been when they were playing Buffalo
Starting point is 00:15:02 And a bit of a grinding effort Buffalo was trying for two and a half minutes to get their goalie off the ice and they couldn't because the forecheck was such. Even the Rangers last night. Yeah, they kept turning the couldn't get their goalie off to like a minute ten left. No, they kept turning it over at center ice because this this forecheck is just insane. Oh man, I love watching them play. I could watch that forever. We're good on your countdown. We have been watching it forever. We've been running on all of that that you guys were saying. We need to put subtitles actually because I read the other day that Millennials and Gen Z, they watch all television with subtitles that that is a one of the many
Starting point is 00:15:38 shifts in the way that things are consumed. I think we need to put up on the on the screen a teammate saying this fucking guy when talking about a teammate because of how absurd that play was. You don't have a guy doing that with the puck in a stick as he's moving to, I mean, I don't know who the defender was there, but clearly he wasn't expecting that. Why? Because nobody does that. That's not a thing that happens. I think that's Miller. That's Miller. He's a really good defender had good playoff moments for them. Yeah he uses it as a move. He deeks around the defender with the puck in the air because he taps it to himself as a means to work the defender and get a perfect pass over to Sam Reinhardt who's always
Starting point is 00:16:21 gonna put that one away who reacts like this bleeping guy because he can't believe what he just saw. And then Barkie was interviewed afterwards and was so dry and business as usual about it. That's a killer move. That might be an all-time play. When you raise number 16 up to the rafters, that might be the play for him. I always associate Bill Lindsay with the sliding on your face on the ice after doing something, but that could replace it. I thought of you yesterday. This is bigger than Bobby Orr, no doubt.
Starting point is 00:16:52 I thought of you yesterday, Billy, when Arch Manning opted out of EA Sports. Now's my time. Opportunity. Arch Manning descended from the Royal Manning family is going to take over all Texas things as Texas goes to the SEC. Sarkeesian is making crazy money. He got because Nick Saban retired, Sarkeesian now gets the country club, the private jet,
Starting point is 00:17:17 the cars and $10 million a year and the quarterback that everyone in the sport wants, but he says he wants to concentrate on football and is not going to lend his name and likeness to EA sports. I don't know how that would be a distraction to Archman. Does he think he has to do coding for himself? I don't understand. Like you don't have to input your own features. I'm not gonna do a face scan.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Yeah, the reason is he's focusing on the field this year as a backup quarterback, because he was just coming back there. This may be a hot take, but it's all just negotiation posturing. He doesn't wanna set himself at a price, because if you've noticed certain, and I believe 87% of eligible athletes
Starting point is 00:17:59 have already opted in, there's actually a pretty good deal, especially when you take into the O'Bannon settlement, which basically said their value was a couple hundred bucks a year. They got paid $1,000 for 10 years. So that comes out to $100 a year. They've gone up to $600 plus a copy of the game. If you've noticed in what is FBS, a lot of starting quarterbacks have announced on social media that they are in the game So they are getting a couple of extra dollars to promote this game at the star position And I think this is all leveraging from Archmand but Billy wants in yeah one in I don't know if you heard yesterday Mike
Starting point is 00:18:37 I want to be a scab player for the players who are opting out And it was only a matter of time and arch has fallen into my trap. He wants to be John Dowd for MVP baseball. No, I want to be Billy Gill for the Texas Longhorns at the moment, but I'm also available for other teams, should that be a situation. And guess what? I don't care if I have to sit back a year. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:18:57 If I'm going to be the backup at Texas, I'm fine being the backup at Texas, knowing that my time will come next season. So EA Sports, if you're listening, and I'm just gonna say this right now. I'm volunteering again, and this is one of the last times I'm gonna friendly volunteer before I have to start being slightly more aggressive.
Starting point is 00:19:16 It sounds like a threat, but it's a friendly volunteer. It's a friendly volunteer to help you out. You don't have to pay me the $600 you're gonna pay. Arch, settle for four, five, we can discuss. We'll figure this out. It don't have to pay me the $600 you're gonna pay Arch. I settle for four, five. We can discuss. We'll figure this out. It's very nice of you. Right now you need someone to be filling the role of Arch Manning and I'm down for that to be Billy Gill. Let's talk. I'm here to help out EA Sports as much as I can within
Starting point is 00:19:40 reason. Now, again, I offered yesterday. I'm offering again today. This might be one of my last friendly offers before we have to be in these games. So John Dowd was the person playing left field for the Giants and he's the best video game baseball player in history. Yeah, I'm just saying Pablo Sanchez would like a word. Number 16, Texas, could be me. Should, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:20:18 Hook him. Are you okay being Billy Scab, being called Billy Scab? No, it'd be Billy Gill. I'm giving my my image and likeness for a rate but I'll be there I'll be in Texas Austin are you're charging for this no well we'll see we'll talk but his rate is $100 less than Arch Manning for now we can it look everything can look life's a negotiation
Starting point is 00:20:38 right you know I mean yeah Mike Mike said that 13% of athletes are not in the game like I get so far so far but hey guy that I've of athletes are not in the game like I get our so far so far But hey guy that I've never heard of go in the game What are you like archmanning and I know that name like this kind of makes sense But there's got to be in that 13% people that I'm like hey you buddy Go in the game Don lebatard always trip out when guys up man, you know John Lebatard. I always trip out when guys say,
Starting point is 00:21:02 man, you know, offensive tag, man, the hardest playoff is, I said, please, man, your job, you fat 300 pounder, all you have to do is stay in front of another fat 300 pounder for three seconds. For three seconds, one fat 300, other fat 300, stay in front of a three second. Mean, mean, Stugats.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I gotta go out here. I gotta fight a dude to come off the line of scrimmage just to get into my route, go run a route, fake another dude out, go turn, catch a ball that's being projected down to feel fast, flying somewhere between heaven and earth, snacks it out the air, mid-air, come down, put my feet on the ground, oh, I somebody trying to take my head off and I don't get a cheer till I get in the end zone. I'm like, please, come on, man, let's be real. This is the Don Levittar show with the Stugats.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Did you, did you, did you see Julie's Randall Statline? Did you see Julie'sall's stat line? Did you see Julius Randall's stat line last night? Did you see what Quinton Grimes did? Who are you being there? Taylor? Taylor? I have this Taylor impression where he just like eases into your peripheral vision, just
Starting point is 00:22:20 goes up, puts two fingers on the desk. Did you see Kong Tower's top 10 draft bus? Did you see that? Did you see Carolina got Shane McMahon's son? Did you see Jalen Brunson scored 38 last night? Somebody wrote in, why are people still obsessed with Russell Wilson not being real? He tries too hard, we get it. None of you are cool except Juju Taylor and that dude who makes the country songs
Starting point is 00:22:46 from his closet, give it a rest. Hey, happy birthday, John Reed. Oh, happy birthday to John Reed. Happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck. Inventor of the selfie stick, we all found out. He is cool, right?
Starting point is 00:23:04 Fair criticism from that member of the audience. None of us are really cool. I disagree. Pablo being the cool police is pretty funny. Pablo Torre. I have a number of things that I want to get to today. Met or jet. We've got some Jake Tapper sound to play for you.
Starting point is 00:23:23 And also, and this is how I spent my break because this was kind of amazing to watch happen at the same time. One, Stugatz was looking up Whoopie Cushion sales. And what did you discover, Stugatz? What I discovered is you could access the Whoopie Cushion on an app. There's an app for a Whoopie Cushion
Starting point is 00:23:43 and I have found it and I love it. So it's just a fart button. Excuse me. I could send you a fart. I could make it rain for it. I'm gonna make it rain right now. Maybe turn the volume up. Oh well, does that mean- I don't know how to turn the volume up on your phone. There's volume on these things? It's not working. We don't hear any of what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:24:09 The joke isn't working because we can't hear the whoopee cushion. That's Greg Cody. That was louder but now closer to the light. That was Greg Cody. That was not the app. You know the sound comes out of the bottom, I think. app. You know the sound comes out of the bottom, I think. This is making it rain farts. I could send you a fart, Mike.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I'm going to send you a fart right now. Sorry. Then I clicked on more farts. There are 19 fart options. I clicked on more farts because who doesn't love more farts? You have to pay for those. There's a premium. How much?
Starting point is 00:24:43 I don't know. Sting on, Sting me a favor. Go sit in the penalty box for a couple of minutes. Expensive. What do you mean? Just go sit with the farts. I'm activating premium. Go sit in your farts, just get out of here and because if you're gonna do that, do it correctly, you don't know how to use your phone, you don't know how to use the app. Is that a premium for it? No, that's not a premium for it, hold on. That is. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Is that a pay app? Coins fell out after that fart? What was that? It was a Monopoly app, it was weird. We will play Met or Jet with Stugatz because we've been all alarmed at how little he knows about his own sports teams. But before we do that, and before we play the Jake Tapper sound, I just learned during the break a team
Starting point is 00:25:27 of investigators and surveillance has discovered something that we've been trying to figure out around here for I don't know if it's weeks or months, but we have caught the culprit who goes to the bathroom and leaves the toilet seat up every single time. Operation Broken Arrow. It's been a surveillance system that is also slightly an invasion of your privacy, but we have been collecting data trying to find out the culprits that have been leaving the toilet seat up. And-
Starting point is 00:25:56 Because we have both genders use a couple of bathrooms that we have here and it has been consistently rude around here and we've been trying to catch who it is. It is a sophisticated surveillance system. We installed cameras all over these bathrooms in and out and we found our first culprit. And I'm really sad to report that it be the ones that you love the most sometimes.
Starting point is 00:26:19 In that studio with you, Dan LeBatard, you have a culprit. Okay, first of all, it sounds illegal to be putting cameras in the bathroom. Yeah, I have some questions about cameras in the bathroom. No one names names, Greg. Don't just... Second of all... You're already defensive. It was Greg Cote. Okay, sometimes I do leave the seat up, and I do it without apology. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Okay? What? I have high respect for females. I married a woman. I love women. Okay. They're perfectly capable of putting the seat down. Are you shitting me? Are you shitting me? They don't need, I'm not their man servant. They don't need me to do their work for them. Whoa. Oh my god. Hey ladies, put your seat down, put the seat down if you don't want to. Hold on, era. That is so bad.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Greg's defense, it sounds like you guys are saying they're incapable of doing it, which I feel like is not what you want to be saying. They are perfectly capable, but you'll get your pee all over the seat. No, I don't. I lift the seat up to pee. Have you, do you understand what they run into when the toilet seat is down? They can fall in the toilet or get P on their thighs. Okay, I don't pee on a toilet seat is what I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:27:32 If you're willing to take for, I don't think you actually wipe it down. Greg's a sharpshooter. I am, but I go, all right, here's what happens. I go in the can. I lift the seat to pee. Put it on the bowl please, Juju. Do you ever refer to the toilet as the can at LeMittard show?
Starting point is 00:27:51 Yes, all the time. I lift the toilet seat, I pee, I wash my hands in the whole situation, and I saunter out, and I assume that whoever is in there next, depending on whether they're wanting or doing, is gonna put the seat down for themselves. This is a respect thing. I respect women.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Yeah, he's married to one. I just said it. I don't think I need to, a woman is perfectly capable of deciding whether she wants the seat up or down. Whether she wants it down. This is common decency. This is known.
Starting point is 00:28:20 This is not a surprise to anybody. The rule of thumb is that you put the seat down after you go. Okay. I will admit, on occasion my wife has admonished me about this. How does he have access to a microphone in the penalty box?
Starting point is 00:28:35 How is he able to do that from over there? Better than from here. Yeah, well yeah. Does he have help? He has help over there. Is that what's happening? All right. All right, just leave him over there. Is that what's happening? All right.
Starting point is 00:28:46 All right. Just leave him over there. It would be better than his contributions today. That's never not funny. Just let him just leave him over there. That's just so bad. I didn't expect you to just be totally shameless about this. Well.
Starting point is 00:28:56 That you think everyone else has it wrong. Here's the thing. Okay. And I would liken this to not returning the shopping cart to the corral. You don't want to do this. This is a parking lot. Okay. What are you doing? Where are you headed with this? I'm taking this to not returning the shopping cart to the corral. You don't want to do this. This is a parking lot, okay? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:29:08 Where are you headed with this? I don't always return the cart. Oh, no. Okay, but that is far more inconvenient than just putting a seat down. This is not a great comparison. All you have to do is put the seat down when you're done. Okay. On the scale of crime activity, this is so far beneath the level
Starting point is 00:29:28 of the mildest misdemeanor. But we've asked you. It's not even worth. You've denied it. We've asked you to be considerate. No, I haven't denied it. I'm honest. I admitted it's me. Yeah. I don't always put the seat down. Once you were caught. You're honest this time. Just... Once you were caught. No. We've been asked too much further. Remember, he's married to a woman. Thank you. Now occasionally, if I think of it, maybe I will put the seat down. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:29:50 If I don't think of it. You should think of it. It's not a felonious act by me. This is common courtesy. Oh, come on. It is a felonious act for us to be catching you with surveillance that you were not aware of. I'd like to see the surveillance video on that.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Would you? Yeah. Just you walking out of the toilet? Yeah. I'd like to see the surveillance video on that. Would you? Yeah. Just you walking out of the toilet? Yeah, I would like to see that. Or the can as you like to call it? Yeah, him walking out of the toilet would be amazing. Does Greg have a hammer? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I wish I had a hammer right now. It's pretty easy to do. Yeah. It's not asking much. In fact, like, leaving it up at this point is open rebellion. You know what else is easier to do do for the woman to put the seat down That's also what is extremely easy to do and you know what I have such high regard for women I believe they're perfectly capable
Starting point is 00:30:37 Okay, put it on the pole Do you have such high regard for women that you leave the toilet seat up because they could put it down themselves? But also, is it sexist for Dan and Mike to think women can't put down a toilet seat? Thank you. This is women's history month.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Thank you. Women invented feminism. Women invented so many things that we don't even know about. Please stop. And now we say they can't be putting the thing you know a woman invented beer okay so there's a lot of things women have bettered my life in vetting and they're perfectly capable of putting the seat down
Starting point is 00:31:15 Caitlin Clark's game over the women's month over the weekend did 3.4 million people that was more than warrior Celtics. Thank you what? Who are you saying thank you to? Someone's talking to you. Who are you saying thank you to? A woman invented the GPS system. Siri?
Starting point is 00:31:35 Yeah. A woman invented the submarine telescope. There's so much that women invented. I'm still checking beer and I'm not seeing that. Yeah, I'm seeing 8,000 BC, the Samarians you and analyst not a lot you want there's a merry and women What do you think you guys think there is no Samarian women? I mean cheese in what now is a rack Accurate to be please stop. That's the first accurate thing. He said the entire second. What are you... Who are you thanking? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:32:08 People are corroborating. Yeah. All the things women have invented. Windshield wipers. When you put your foot up. Okay, speaking of the bathroom. Okay, in the bathroom you have one of those things. The garbage cans that you press your foot and the lid automatically comes up, a
Starting point is 00:32:26 woman invented that. Do you know why? Nobody respects women like I do. It's because she didn't want to touch all of everything in the bathroom, which you're now forcing women to do. No, I'm not forcing them to do anything. Yes you are, by not putting the seat down with your foot. You can do the whole foot thing. You put your foot up there and knock the seat down with your foot. Kevlar was invented by a woman.
Starting point is 00:32:48 You're just ignoring us. You don't want to change. What if the next person in the can following me is another man? I'm saving him having to lift the lid. It's an act of generosity. It is. I don't know about altruism, but definitely generosity. Are you winded from what you've done this segment? You sound winded, you're running out of breath,
Starting point is 00:33:11 and you're claiming falsely that a woman invented beer. You're aware? No, no. Women invented beer, they're Samarians. He got another ad. Dan, you weren't going down a path. And I wanted to support you there on the Caitlyn Clark front on Fox College basketball broadcasts. As you can see, I'm like Molleville who provides insight and analytics on Fox television ratings. Women's college basketball is now averaging a little bit bigger of an audience than men's
Starting point is 00:33:39 college basketball on Fox. Women's College of Basketball is up 48% on Fox this season and up 60% across all networks. It is so offensive that the segment that we talk about, Caitlyn Clark and all her success, is surrounded by this garbage. I believe we have done a disservice to the entire gender, the way that we have. On behalf of all men I apologize I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I

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