The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: That's The Jets Coach, Sweetie
Episode Date: August 20, 2024Billy is done with Netflix and their password sharing protections, Jessica has some college football trivia for the crew, and Eric Mangini returns to TV. Do you remember his cameo on The Sopranos? The...n, rumors are swirling about Jeff Bezos buying the Celtics, and another billionaire is in the news for disappearing... was it an inside job? Plus, Ron Magill is here to discuss his trip to the Galapagos, anniversary presents, 6-toed cats, and his RSVP to Greg's birthday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Can one of you young people please give me some assistance here?
Someone give me the kind of information that St Gotts would be getting from Emma and Rachel
when he doesn't know how to program his Sunday ticket.
When I'm going through Netflix,
can you please explain to me why it is
that some of the things that I am checking in on,
I cannot get a trailer.
Why do some things not have a trailer?
I will not watch your show if you do not give me a trailer. Why do some things not have a trailer? I will not watch your show if you
do not give me a trailer, no matter what word of mouth it's been given, and I don't understand
why it is that some of my things, and it's not a few, it's quite a few, don't have a
trailer.
I feel like I'm on the other side of this because I don't like it when the trailer just
starts. I want the button where it says play trailer. I don't like it when the trailer just starts. Like I want the button where it says play trailer.
I don't like it when I scroll past something
and I'm thinking if I wanna watch it.
And all of a sudden the trailer's in my face.
And then there's a bunch of words in the way
you can't really see what's going on.
Then there's other ones that you click trailer
and it's just like a random scene in the middle of a movie
that starts playing.
Enough of Netflix by the way.
We can get, we can finish your Netflix topic.
But I'm over them.
I'm done with them.
You guys didn't even need any help.
It does happen to you, right?
I've never watched a trailer.
Am I the only one that doesn't watch trailers on Netflix?
I don't have a choice because they just start playing.
They're making you, listen, they're making you purchase it without a preview.
There's nothing wrong with that.
We're not purchasing it.
It's Netflix.
Well, they're making you watch it without a preview because any preview could be good.
You can make any show or movie look like it's going to be the best show
or movie in the world. They did it with the program. It was the best preview to any movie
I've ever seen and it fell flat. I don't need previews anymore. I don't. I don't need them.
It seems as though more of the movies or documentaries have trailers produced for them
where the TV shows will do what Chris was talking about which is just sort of automatically play a
scene from somewhere in the show.
I don't like it.
As a filler for a trailer,
but it seems as though more of it is for movies
or documentaries, not TV shows.
Have you seen, like, sometimes they'll change
the little, like, picture, like, the little tab or whatever,
and sometimes they'll just,
if there's, like, a big celebrity in it,
even if they have, like, a little tiny minor role,
but they're having, like, a moment at the time, they'll just put that person as, like, the headshot of it, even if they have like a little tiny minor role, but they're having like a moment at the time,
they'll just put that person as like the headshot
of the picture, like, oh wow,
like I wanna see what Meghan Markle did in this movie.
And then you watch and like,
where was Meghan Markle in this movie?
I thought she was a waitress.
Netflix knows my taste in men.
They will like go out of their way to put some random man
that maybe will have like one scene in a show on the photo
and they're like, we know she thinks he's hot.
She's gonna watch this.
And they're right.
So many Statham things pop up on my Netflix.
I have no idea what he's in.
I don't get Statham.
Really, what do you get?
Netflix knows I'm not interested in those movies.
Billy, what are your other objections to Netflix?
Well, Netflix has decided that they can decide
when I wanna, where I can watch things.
If I pay for a subscription for Netflix, right,
and I'm paying the monthly thing,
I should be able to sign into my account
wherever I am to watch it,
and I should be able to use the account that I pay for.
But because of the fact that people share passwords
and whatever, Netflix has cracked down on this
and they charge you more if different households are using it.
So like, if I go over to my mother-in-law's house
who does not watch Netflix,
who does not have any need for Netflix,
I go to sign in so my daughter can watch something
on Netflix, Aquanauts or Octanauts, whatever it's called,
whatever it may be that she wants to watch,
and I can't sign in.
And then it starts asking me,
do you wanna add this household to your account for a fee?
And it's like, no, I don't.
I wanna watch what I pay for.
Which is Netflix. Have you signed out though at home?
Have you signed out?
I think you need to sign out. No, what am I gonna sign out though at home? Have you signed out? I think you need to sign out.
No, what am I gonna sign out for at my house?
You can see that I'm not using it at the same time.
I'm using it one place, the other place.
You should be able to track of tour
and use it at the same time.
And that's how you crack down.
Not just that it's a different location.
So then it asks me, are you on vacation?
It's like, guys, come on.
I'm one zip code away.
You know I'm not on vacation.
I'm gonna say yes. And then they still tell me, no, you're not on vacation. So what was this, a trick question? You know I'm not on vacation. I'm gonna say yes, and then they still tell me,
no you're not on vacation.
So what was this, a trick question?
You know I'm not on vacation?
Why are you asking me this?
If I'm paying, why can't I use my Netflix
wherever I presently am?
I'm just telling you, if you sign out of your home account,
you could travel with your Netflix and watch it elsewhere.
You have to remember the password.
And then you need to sign in on a remote control.
Who wants to do that?
I know, but I go on the road, want to watch it. I sign out at home
I sign in Christophe Whittingham at whatever and that's it. I mean that's the deal. That's what you have to do
Just sign out at home. I mean you're making a big deal out of nothing Billy. It's not a big deal
No, it's not a big deal out of signing out. They don't let me do it
I don't know when I'm gonna come back to my house
I don't know sometimes that I leave that I'm gonna end up at that house
So every time I leave I'm supposed to sign out come back to my house. I don't know sometimes that I leave that I'm gonna end up at that house.
Every time I leave, I'm supposed to sign out
of all of my digital streaming accounts, absurdity.
Billy, while we're on this topic,
don't get me started on Disney Plus.
I am so happy that I only had to sign up for that.
We will get to that.
That story is crazy.
What story?
There was someone who was visiting,
this is all alleged, Walt Disney Company.
Well, there's this lawsuit, ongoing lawsuit.
I was an employee there.
I missed my free passes.
If you want to send any of those my way, I'll take them.
Someone had a food allergy at a restaurant
in which they were told they would not have a food allergy
and unfortunately, they passed away
as a result of eating something that they were allergic to.
I read about this, this is the waiver,
they just hide in the waivers.
Yeah, there's a waiver and you were a member of Disney Plus
saying that you need to settle everything,
I think through like a third party arbiter or whatever.
So legally, the company is now saying,
well you're not allowed to sue us
because at one time you had a free trial of Disney Plus.
So even though this happened to you at a park because you signed this waiver, you said you allowed to sue us because at one time you had a free trial of Disney Plus. So even though this happened to you at a park
because you signed this waiver,
you said you would never sue us for anything ever.
So now there is a legal situation where you're wondering
if something happens to you
because you now had this free preview,
can you ever get justice?
Is that what's factual?
Because what I understood or what I read
was that if you signed up for something online you're automatically agreeing to terms that
then make them not liable on an assortment. Yeah it was for Disney Plus
for something that ended up happening at a part completely unrelated to the Disney
Plus which I think it was even a trial according to this article it said that
Disney's argument was that the man had allegedly entered into a subscriber
agreement when signing up for a Disney Plus trial, thanks for the pop-up ad, CNN, years ago, which requires users to
arbitrate all disputes with the company.
And then years later, he was at this restaurant in Disney Springs, I think, or in Disney,
where it was like a restaurant.
I've actually heard of, I think it's this restaurant that I've heard of, like, they,
if you have like a severe food allergy, you can go and they're like very careful
about food allergies and then.
Is it the T-Rex one?
I don't know.
That's a cool restaurant.
I've never. It is cool.
Very scary though because at some point, spoiler alert,
there's like the meteor shower that ended the dinosaurs
start happening while you're dining
and then you wonder, are we all gonna die?
You don't.
It's just pretend.
Well, his wife died and he is seeking $50,000 in damages.
$50,000? From the Florida seeking $50,000 in damages.
$50,000? $50,000 pursuant to Florida's Wrongful Death Act
as well as damages for mental pain and suffering,
loss of companionship and protection,
loss of income and medical and funeral expenses.
How did we get over here?
I was gonna complain about Disney Plus commercials
in the middle of movies, but then Billy.
Oh, that's a whole nother thing.
Guys, my kids have ADD, diagnosed, undiagnosed, they're children, stop putting commercials in the middle of movies, but then. Oh, that's a whole nother thing. Guys, my kids have ADD, diagnosed, undiagnosed,
they're children, stop putting commercials
in the middle of these things, okay?
And they make the commercials look like
it's part of the movie, like it's this like,
like, Muppets or Sesame Street commercial for something.
And I'm just trying to watch Cars for my F1 podcast,
and I'm hit with five commercial breaks.
Yeah.
Stugatz, I wanted to ask you,
because the last couple of days,
we've been sort of majestically bemused
by the idea that college sports
have become such a professional business
in ways that are not up for dispute.
Did you love as much as I did?
Mike Gundy, who was in the news most recently because
he said, yeah, I've driven drunk thousands of times. Mike Gundy, most famous for I'm
a man, I'm 40, 15 years ago. Mike Gundy is now saying at Oklahoma State, which hasn't
won a meaningful game the entire time Mike Gundy has been there. That Mike Gundy would be out loud saying,
stop asking me for money kids, negotiating time is over,
it is time now to focus on football,
stop coming around and asking me that brazenly
to give you more money, no raises from now
until the end of the season.
I love that.
I kind of understand that.
Like after you have the agreement, like, well, we'll renegotiate when the window opens again
in December.
Like, let's just, you guys got your stuff.
Let's play football now.
No, but it never ends.
There's always another school or someone else offering the kid more money.
So he goes back to Gundy, more money.
You can't have a system where you're paying a bunch of people a ton and there are no real
rules.
Mike Gundy is the one trying to make them. system where you're paying a bunch of people a ton and there are no real rules
Mike Gundy's the one trying to make that
He's gonna enforce it. He's gonna take time off from watching OAN
To briefly Legislate the NCAA so he can finish the third in his conference forevermore
But he is great at getting off to a six and oh start and making you think this might be the year. They look great in those uniforms.
To be fair, they have won several New Year's six bowl games
and have had several like 10 plus win seasons.
It's that, you know, I wouldn't say
he's never won anything meaningful.
Name one.
The Fiesta Bowl, Oklahoma.
Name two.
The other Fiesta Bowl.
That's not one to me.
He's been coaching there a long time with them totally happy yeah finished third in the conference
What the cheese it in 2020 there you go?
It's crazy. He's been there since like 2005
He's making over seven million dollars will give you longevity if you win ten games there
But now everyone's coming around the office coach more money
It has to be jarring though. For years you're a coach,
and no kid ever asks you for money.
We keep that stuff hidden,
we don't talk about that in public.
That's the last time I'm gonna defend Mike Gundy by the way.
Yeah.
I'm just moving on.
You're not wrong, you are correct when you say
Mike Gundy has made a program
that doesn't have any preordained right to be good
10 wins a season, and also doesn't win
many meaningful games that I
can remember. It may be an indictment of my ignorance. It's fine. I just am used to him
playing in those games and then losing 40 to 12. Well we're on the topic of Oklahoma State. I read
an interesting stat yesterday. So Ollie Gordon who's the returning running back won the Doak
Walker award last year and there's only been three other running backs who have ever won it twice so this year he's going to try to
win it a second time because he's returning as a junior I believe can you
guys name any of the three running backs that won the Doak Walker award twice
Archie Griffin no I mean one of them is fairly obvious
he won the Heisman twice the Doak Walker is a running back award Reg obvious. He won the Heisman twice. The Dope Walker is a running back award.
Reggie Bush?
He won the Heisman twice, that's why I said.
Not Reggie Bush.
Wow.
Hershel Walker.
No.
One of them is like, we should know this one, guys.
Mark Ingram?
No.
Bo Jackson.
No.
Is this going how you thought it would go?
No.
Jessica, go ahead.
I thought you guys were about to say fairly.
Go ahead and sit outside, Jessica. Wow. Her fault? It's funny, it's just because we're dumb? Ricky Williams? This going how you thought it would go no
Friend of the show we made it for quizzing us derailing
Not gonna take a quiz
Like a hundred times dance
PFF I'm not gonna take a quiz. Did you guys see that on Nick Wright's television show,
I don't know if this is something
that had happened before today.
I saw Eric Mangini make his return to television.
For all I know, he's been doing it for several months,
several years over there he
disappeared for a while he was one of those people at ESPN that you see all the time all the time all
the time and then they don't make any kind of announcement there's not any kind of farewell
next thing you know Eric Mangini's over Fox. Manginius. Has he been around is this something?
He's always around. He pops on with Carton every once in a while.
Tim Hardaway, inexplicably.
I enjoyed seeing Carton the other day with Plaxico Burris,
and then I'm looking at the screen and I'm like,
hey, look, a convicted felon and also Plaxico Burris.
Didn't they give Carton another job?
Didn't they give him like a Yankee job now on top of that?
He was a fill-in Yankee play-by-play person for a game.
He did a good job, actually.
I mean, he did better than me.
Yeah, pretty good for a felon.
Pretty good for a convicted felon.
When you look up Eric Mangini TV, his IMDB pops up,
and it says he's an actor known for The Sopranos,
Ballers, and the NFL on CBS.
Can you guys find out for me? The Sopranos. Ballers, and the NFL on CBS. Can you guys find out for me?
The Sopranos.
His greatest role was head coach.
Any kind of facts?
Because I had not seen Mangini in a while,
and I was surprised when he turned up
on my television screen.
It's not something that I was expecting,
and I was surprised that I found myself longing as well.
Like, where you been?
How did I not know to miss you?
I should have missed you.
I missed you.
There you are again.
Turns out, Mangini won the Doke Walker Award twice.
All right, you go sit with her.
Oh, come on, man.
Darren McAdams.
You go sit with her.
Got him.
Got a minor penalty, two minutes for ruining comedy.
["Darkest Night of the Year"]
Eric Mangini was actually in the Sopranos.
I know he wasn't making that up. I don't remember that, but I just looked at the scene.
They're in a restaurant and Sopranos like,
look, the Jets coached over there.
No, that was a joyous time.
That was a very good, limited, fake, terrible mafioso.
Let me end it there, please.
Yes, I'm not gonna ask you for any more of this.
But what a lightheaded time in Jets football.
Mangini was called Manginius, because he
was going to be better than Belichick, who resigned
from the Jets on a napkin.
And Mangini got there.
And James Gandolfini said, you know what?
I want to be popular and current.
I'm going to go get a surprisingly winning Jets
coach. And that was about the three month period that man Genie wanted and it was a pop culture phenomenon to get
Eric man Genie on the Sopranos. Yeah, I just want to play a little clip from this is great
I'm gonna play it. It's not playing you mentioned that he's gonna throw you in the bounty box
Is this Lewis's fault?
This is good production I'm getting today from the whole group.
All right, you know what?
I'm going to break.
I'm going to break the ice with Billy and Jessica keeled over at how bad Chris is at his job.
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Don LeBretard.
That was a long story.
Yeah.
It's the only kind he tells.
It's a short one for me.
I tried to speed it up for you guys.
You forgot about the leagues's Cup stugats
Yeah, la carreta is a place where the best of the celebrations has to be the 97 Marlins celebration because it was
Lava well when Fidel died the first time this is the down Libertar show with a stugat. It's a judge coach, sweetie
I'm glad we waited for that.
It was totally worth it.
Oh, man, I loved it.
That was great.
Totally worth it.
James Gandolfini just doing a head nod
over to where Eric Mangini was sitting as a cameo up here.
Play that again for us, please.
Oh!
Fucking exit out.
Why did you exit out of it?
You finally found it.
I got a victory. I'm like, all right, we're good. Exit this thing out. Retire. Back to you exit out of it? You finally found it. You got a victory?
I'm like, all right, we're good.
Exit this thing out.
Retire.
Back to you, Dan.
You're gonna play for overtime.
No, just get it and play it sporadically.
Just say it like James Gandolfini.
He won't know the difference.
It's true, yours was pretty good.
You're a limited thing.
You're a Jets coach.
There you go.
Ah.
Stugats, I can make the argument that
It's a judge coach, sweetie.
That HBO is responsible for three of the top five television shows of all time.
That one, Succession and The Wire.
I would make the argument on behalf of all three of those for a personal top five.
But Eric Mangini, is he the only coach is was he the only
sports figure to make a cameo in the Sopranos of any kind because I don't I
can't I wouldn't have guessed that one either I wouldn't have guessed that
Mangini had made an appearance there either Stugats I wanted to talk to you a
little bit about something that Bill Simmons brought up on his podcast.
Sarah Goosa was in it, of course. That's right, he was.
Another Goose.
Yes, he was.
Sarah Goosa was in a movie too.
He was in a mobster movie, which was he,
Spike Lee movie with Ed Norton.
God, I'm forgetting the name of it,
but Sarah Goosa played a Russian mobster
with a terrible accent.
25th hour?
Yes, 25th hour.
That's awful casting, I'm sorry.
I mean, he was terrible.
Saragusa is a Russian?
He was truly terrible.
But Bill Simmons mentioned on his podcast, you guys,
that Jeff Bezos might be in play for the Celtics.
Are the Celtics gonna get a football franchise number?
Are they gonna get a $6 billion figure because Bezos wants into this game?
And if he wants into the game, can you guys look up for me please what Bezos makes a day?
Because these purchases are very easy for him.
And one of the things that Simmons brought up on the finances of its dugouts that I found
most interesting, because there is going to be a six billion dollar price tag on the expansion
teams according to Simmons.
He makes just under forty six million dollars a day.
Okay so forty six million dollars a day.
One point nine million per hour.
Slightly less than you.
So yes that's why I'm clamoring for a million dollar bill at my local Bank of America
Do you think he asked the local coffee shop to break it for him for his morning?
Caffe Cito, that's what I do. That's how I do it with my million dollar bills
But the six billion dollar price tags do gots the part of that that was interesting to me
the part of that that was interesting to me each of these sports owners if the league does expand each of them will get 400 million dollars each one of them the
moment that the league expands for doing nothing but existing in the league
there's the amount of money that these people have access to as they create separate streams now of money
in not just gambling but now by signing a new television deal that will make it
as Samson and Pablo and Skipper tell you on the sporting class
make it so that it doesn't matter if you're
actually watching the games that the ratings don't matter at all it's such a foolproof business that it can't be
killed by fools it's not it's just not possible to own a team and not make
money and when I tell you Stu gots Bezos isn't gonna have to pay attention to a
luxury tax isn't Balmer now uh... top five wealthiest men
in the world hasn't ball i think he is a little bit of a recently gone past uh...
musk and
uh... bezos at least in part because he's close he may not have actually
passed them but at least in part because he's got such an amazing uh... deal with
his stadium and everything else the moment that he got into sports
He started making yet more money by simply
Making it so that the Clippers weren't a laughing stock even though they're playing second place in their own city
He is number 10 according to Forbes real-time billionaires update list just behind Bill Gates
Isn't there a missing billionaire now? Don't we have a missing billionaire of some sort?
I don't know the details on this missing on the story I think a boat sank off the
coast of Italy or something and a billionaire was on it I'll look into this
sounds like an inside job hmm what do you mean you think somebody
billionaire boat missing I mean what happened there something's No, he just wanted to say. Something's afoot. This is, this is, look. Something's off, yep.
Something's afoot.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Did I use that right?
Sounds like an inside job.
What?
What?
Stugats.
Mike Lynch, billionaire tech entrepreneur
missing after sailing yacht disappears.
And apparently he's also been in the news a lot
because he sold his company to HP
for more than $11 billion
and there were like lots of ongoing legal disputes after that.
Oh, Stugats might be right.
Stugats might be right here.
Apologize.
Sounds like an inside job suggests
that this guy sank his own boat.
You said it, not Stugats.
You wanna believe it.
Can't rule anything out.
Naive.
Stugats thinks that everything's a movie trailer.
An inside job.
He just wants somebody to utter the sentence in a movie trailer.
Sounds like an inside job.
It's something that you might hear in The Sopranos if Mangini is sitting at a nearby table
and you need the sound of cutlery for your ambient sound.
It's the Judge Coach, sweetie.
How'd you go say hello?
Come on, Larry.
I feel like if I was a billionaire
and I faked my own death,
I've had a hard time reacclimating to society, right?
Because if I was a billionaire
and I had a yacht that I sank intentionally,
I'm not going and buying a dinghy.
I'm gonna go buy another yacht.
And then people say, well, who bought that yacht?
Oh, the billionaire that's missing
So do you think it's an inside job in terms of the billionaire trying to fake his own death or do we think that this
Is someone that was signed up for a potential inheritance?
Jeremy don't ask follow-up questions to God she just wanted to say sounds like an inside job
supporting my teammates, Dan oh which part of this are you not understanding, Stugatsi?
I have no idea, mother.
His wife survived.
Oh, inside job.
Sounds like an inside job.
Those didn't, though.
Jeremy, I will tell you that as we age, okay,
there isn't another show that is presently doing
what we're doing, which is two straight hours
with about six minutes of break.
By the time that we get to the end of those two hours,
Stugats's stamina is so shot that he just says
out of the side of his mouth,
sounds like an inside job and he heard like six
of the syllables in the previous paragraph,
because it's all just moving too fast.
Yeah, I heard billionaire, ship sinking,
he's missing, inside job.
That's it. I mean, we've seen how many times
born goes down and all of a sudden there's someone waiting
with one of those like little jetpack things underwater and
you give them one of those little oxygen tanks all of a
sudden they're looking in that crap river over there in London
or wherever was people getting sick. You're looking there's
like helicopters this and that and then his head pops up about
a mile down river and he's out of them. Boom. He's a
different person somewhere else.
It happens all the time.
The crap river was in Paris,
but there's also a crap river in London,
so we'll let it slide.
Billionaires just don't go missing, Dan.
They always have a plan.
If a billionaire goes missing,
it's because he wants you to think that he's missing.
That is a good theory.
Is it?
All eyes are usually on billionaires.
It's hard for them to just go missing.
How did this happen?
Well, apparently there was some severe weather accident.
That's when you take it out.
So this is like a super yacht,
so there's a huge crew on board.
And so one person has been declared dead, I believe.
There's a bunch of people missing, including him,
and I think his daughter, but some people were able
to survive on a smaller life vessel
that they were able to escape from
while this super yacht was sinking.
But for a yacht that is that size to sink,
that must have been just a crazy storm.
I don't really understand the logistics of that.
Right.
Inside Job.
Are we still making the Bourne movies?
Yes.
We can't still be making the Bourne movies.
No, we're not still making, are we?
I think there's a new one that's about to come out.
There is?
No, still got some.
Look it up.
So Jeremy Renner, well first of all,
Jeremy Renner had a bad accident,
so he wouldn't be able to play Bourne.
I don't think he's fully recovered from that accident.
And I think I told you like the last time
that I had talked to Matt Damon in any form,
he said that the last Bourne that he did
was just him running around and they were writing the script
as they filmed him just running around.
He wasn't just running around, he was cashing checks.
Yeah, well he was doing that,
but he was just running from bank to bank
trying to cash million dollar bills
because they didn't have a script written around him
and so he just stopped doing it.
I was obsessed with the Bourne movies when I was younger.
Oh my god, they used to be on TV all the time.
But are we still doing that?
I thought it was done.
I thought, when was the last time there was a Bourne movie
of any kind?
Eight years ago?
When news broke last November that Universal Pictures was
developing a sixth Bourne movie with all quiet on the Western
front director, Edward Berger, fans were left wondering if Matt Damon would be returning
to the iconic series.
He says, I hope it's great and that we can do it.
I just saw on Apple Matt Damon snuck an Instigator's movie
in there.
There's a whole movie.
Is that good?
No, it's not good.
I heard it was good.
No, it's not.
Is it funny?
It must be cute and funny.
I heard it was good. No, it's just Matt Damon rehabbing Casey Affleck.
I heard Eric Mangini was in that one too.
Gronk is in it.
Gronk is in it.
He just threw Gronk in for no reason.
It's a judge's call, sweetie.
Judge goes, say hello.
Hey folks, it's Mike Ryan.
And as you know, our show has changed a lot over the years.
You guys knew me when I was 19 years old.
I'm now a family man, 38 years old.
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The elephant went into a 7-Eleven and bought a pack of cigarettes.
But my question to Ron is this?
Stugats! That joke didn't really land the way you wanted it to, did it?
We all just stared at you.
This is the Don LeBattar Show with the Stugats!
I'm still curious what Billy got for his wife at Home Depot for their, what was it, five-year anniversary?
Yeah, well, that's a whole nother thing.
That's a conversation for another day.
What do you mean?
I wanna have that conversation today.
Well, it does imply though,
you said that it's cause this year is wood themed,
like are you building something?
Are you constructing something with wood?
Two by fours.
Well, first we'll address the first thing
that was for another day, we'll just make today the day.
Okay.
When you get married, your years reset,
I feel like I should get time spent, you know what I mean?
In the relationship, I should have.
How long did you guys date before you got married?
By a long time, like eight, nine years,
something like that. So this would be
like your 14th or 15th anniversary,
which is crystal, apparently.
Okay, well then, let's go back to wood.
We're fine with wood, let's reset at five.
Do you guys acknowledge your pre-marriage anniversary?
No.
I don't either.
We stopped, we just focused on one now.
Yeah, then people say like how long you've been married.
It's like five, but you don't understand
how much work I put in beforehand.
So you change your anniversary date,
like once you get engaged?
No, once you get married.
Once you're married, yes.
But I know people that celebrate their engagement.
That goes away.
That's if it goes for longer than a year.
That goes away.
How long have these people been together?
That goes away.
Some people, I don't know.
Not that you fall out of love.
They're just looking for things to celebrate.
Exactly.
That's very possible.
It is nice to celebrate your first.
No, it's not.
No.
Please, it's annoying.
It was my first wedding anniversary this past weekend.
And I have the same frustration that you do,
because we dated for 10 years before we got married.
And so now it's like celebrating our first anniversary
feels just kind of dumb, because we've been together
for almost 11 full years.
Wait until you get to 20.
You look like someone that celebrates
multiple anniversaries, though.
Yeah, I mean, I do.
And like cry in your vows and like Jeremy loves love. Yeah, what?
Yeah, I love my wife and I love love.
Yeah, it's nice.
You get ripped around here for a
Yeah, but I don't think what I'm saying is
I don't think Jeremy's gonna grow out of that.
What'd you figure out in the ninth or tenth year
that you didn't figure out in the first eight?
When to get married.
It's a good question I guess.
Same with you, Millie.
With me?
I mean, I'm an AM radio producer.
It wasn't exactly, on the table every night.
Weddings don't fall out of the sky for freestyards.
Called saving for a wedding.
Apparently the first anniversary gift is paper.
That one, yeah.
So you give them a card?
You don't do that.
Money.
Not on the first anniversary.
Money.
Paper should be like seven or eight.
Once you get to seven or eight, it's like paper's fine.
I did a cute thing for that one too.
I'm just good at all these.
No, I'm actually not.
That one I did, I printed out our wedding song,
like our first dance song.
I printed on a paper, like the music to it.
Love that.
Really?
What was your first dance song?
It was Crazy Girl by Eli Young Band.
Did you order it, like a print?
Crazy girl, know that I love you.
I gotta look it up. I don't remember the actual name. I've never heard that song. You heard it, I print crazy girl know that I love you. I gotta look it up
I don't know that song if you're sure that I just did a terrible wait, so which anniversary did you do that for you?
I haven't first anniversary paper. Oh the first okay this website by the way. This is like the traditional
anniversary gifts by year thing like I feel like by now the audience probably knows what we're referring to but this website has
by now the audience probably knows what we're referring to, but this website has the year and then it has a traditional,
a modern and a metal or gemstone
that corresponds with every anniversary.
It feels like a little.
It's a nice little cheat sheet.
It's a lot.
Hmm.
Baby why you wanna cry?
You really oughta know that I.
Yeah, he did it for under six seconds.
So we're good.
We do it all the time.
Yeah, we're fine.
Yeah, I don't think I heard that.
The person's being walked to jail
or they're in a hospital.
What's happening in this video?
They're in an insane asylum.
This was your first dance?
The whole thing is like, the song,
the lyrics are like, crazy girl,
you know that I love you.
Well, this person's in an insane asylum.
Actually, I don't wanna call anyone crazy, but.
Everyone deserves love.
That's true.
Just seems like an odd first dance.
I'm an electric chair?
You guys ever been to a wedding
where the DJ played the wrong song for the first time?
You know that happens.
I have.
I have too.
You had one job.
I think they played the song that was supposed to be
for the mother son dance.
Oh, that's awkward.
Yeah, super awkward.
And then it was for, or maybe it was the opposite way where they played the very romantic song for the mother andson dance. Oh, that's awkward. Yeah, super awkward. What was it?
Or maybe it was the opposite way,
where they played the very romantic song
for the mother and son later on.
It was incredibly uncomfortable.
And very Oedipal moment.
Yeah, just truly, truly awkward.
I was at one where they played the wrong version
of the song, and it was like a remix,
and it was really fast.
Oh, no. So they were dancing
really fast. Oh, that's awkward.
Well, so I was at Home Depot,
because I bought a planter,
because it was wood for five years.
I bought a planter, I bought a bunch of plants
and I thought it'd be a nice little thing for my wife.
My daughter can have beautiful.
Are you a plant daddy?
I dabble, I have a watering can.
I'm a plant daddy.
We should send pictures of our plants to each other.
Maybe, can I propagate one of yours
and you propagate one of mine?
I have to ask my wife. That's fine.
Let me know what she says.
I'll ask Lehman.
Ron McGill is with us.
He does not waste an anniversary.
This is the most romantic guy I've ever met.
Ron, the best anniversary gift you have ever given your wife
is blank.
Hell yeah.
Taking her to Italy or just an incredible time in Venice,
going up and down the Amalfi coast,
an incredible room with its own Jacuzzi,
having a very private gondola going through Venice,
candlelit dinner on the beach of Lake Cuomo.
It was pretty epic, I gotta admit, it was pretty epic.
That was one anniversary?
That was one anniversary.
I've done another one.
I did one where I took her to Africa
for our 25th anniversary,
and we had an incredibly romantic dinner
out in the Maasai Mara,
surrounded by all kinds of wonderful animals
walking around and a private chef
who made this beautiful private cake made out of,
they do this thing with sugar where they make all kinds of sculptures of the animals with the
sugar and stuff and it was just, you know, her and I out there, a candlelight dinner
and beautiful, it was just gorgeous.
And 25 of the zoo's biggest donors.
Yeah.
What?
What now?
I gotta say, Ron's figured out this vacation thing where he gets these extravagant vacations.
I saw one the other day, Ron, that you had out there after Dan's Africa trip that you guys had,
all the people calling.
It was like, go to the Galapagos with Ron McGill.
Yeah, that's December 9th. Wow.
Oh no, I put it on the calendar.
We assumed Dan will be in the Galapagos with you.
No, I don't think Dan's going on that one.
But it's gonna be an incredible trip.
I mean, I've been to the Galapagos several times
and it's really another world.
It's like a place lost in time.
It's islands lost in time where animals have no fear of you.
You know, when you walk up, you go swimming in the water there,
and sea lions come right up to your face,
and they blow bubbles in your face.
It's hilarious.
Where's the place you most like to visit, Ron?
The place I most like to visit is Botswana, Africa.
That's my favorite destination in the world.
The place I have not visited that I have to visit
that I hope to visit now, coming in April or June, will be Australia. Is there a place that you were excited to
visit you got there and it fell flat? Not really. I mean, Italy was really nice, don't get me wrong,
but my wife is really big into art and you know I like art but she's really big into going to all
the different churches and seeing the different arts and the sculptures and the churches and after
a while I was a bit churched out. No nothing against religion or anything it's just after a
while going to all these churches and seeing all these sculptures and all these paintings and you
know another thing I was disappointed like when we went to the Vatican you know I went into the
Sistine Chapel and you see that incredible painting Michelang Vatican, I went into the Sistine Chapel. I mean, you see that incredible painting,
Michelangelo on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel,
but they say, no pictures, no pictures.
And I don't understand why you can't take any pictures
if you're not using a flash.
There's nothing, when you take a photograph,
my camera makes no sound with the shutter or anything.
I'm not using a flash.
The reason why they don't want you to take pictures
is they follow you out into the gift shop
and then they sell you all these pictures
for this tremendous amount of money.
And I'm thinking to myself, you know what?
No, that's not happening.
So I was, my wife was very, very nervous
because I would just take my camera blind
and I took all these great pictures
like I wasn't looking through the camera.
I kept it to my side and I just walked in through.
I did that too.
Ron, I did it with my phone when I was in there.
I was like, I'm not missing this.
Exactly, I mean, they're classic.
Because you know what?
That's just ridiculous that here you are
in a supposedly religious place
that you know all this great stuff
that God is supposed to do is we appreciate this stuff
and you can't take any photographs.
The only reason is because they want you
to spend more money when you go out to the gift shop
and they got like, you know, place mats with the Pope on them
and spoons with the Pope's head on it.
Come on, stop.
You should do that at Zoo Miami.
Seriously, no pictures.
You have to buy them.
Capitalism.
Zoo Miami, we want you to come here
and take all the pictures that you can.
All right.
It's a camera flash thing, though, isn't it?
Isn't the camera flash?
It is.
And I understand that.
Yes, flash can degrade.
There you go.
I'm proud of you, Chris.
I'm proud of you.
Jesus.
You know, flash can certainly degrade the paint.
So you don't want to take any flash.
And even I can understand the clicks of your cameras.
If someone's in there going, look at this. True. It's disturbing to people who't want to take any flash and even I can understand the clicks of your you know cameras if your camera if someone's in there going true
it's disturbing to people who might want to see but if you're totally silent
you're not making any noise any light stop it already stop it stop this cash
cow drive but you're trying to make me buy your your crappy little stuff in the
gift shop well some tourists too like they aren't really the most careful like
I was at a museum once with my grandpa and he almost knocked over a Monet so I
understand
Do with taking a photograph of a Monet that's nothing taking a photograph you can stand back and take the photograph and not do anything
Adding a camera to the mix would have just made it worse
But what are you doing with like Chris what when have you looked at those photos?
I haven't since you did it just because they told you you can't.
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I've been down there a couple of times for Fantasy Fest because I just love watching
decadence and watching how alcohol makes people really look stupid.
So Key West, I think some of the other keys actually offer much more beautiful opportunities
when it comes to the diving and the snorkeling and stuff.
I will say this about Key West.
The cemetery in Key West is really cool and of course Hemingway's house. I was going to ask you
the polydactyl cats. Can you explain how that happens? Yeah, it's a product of inbreeding.
It's these cats that basically have a gene that creates that extra finger, the six-toed cats,
and because that kind of that population has been's been kept captive in that area there,
they just kept inbreeding with each other,
so that gene keeps getting passed on,
so you've got basically these deformed cats
that are not a reflection of good, healthy cats,
but a reflection of inbreeding.
Why are you heckling Hemingway's house?
What's the matter with you?
Overrated.
Last thing I wanna do there,
I'd rather be at Hogg's Breath.
Yeah, there's the catch.
Listen, the house is interesting, man.
There's some cool stuff in the house.
And when you think back in the time
when Key West was really Key West,
now it's become really more of a tourist thing.
Mallory Square is fine,
but it's one of those things
where I've been there, done that.
It's the same guy doing the juggling, watching the sunset.
It's nice, but it's really very touristy.
I prefer other parts of the Keys that are not as touristy. I mean, Marathon sunset. It's nice, but it's really very touristy. I prefer other parts of the
Keys that are not as touristy. I mean Marathon, Isla Morada, they have some great restaurants,
some great snorkeling, great people without getting into all the touristy stuff. You know,
it's the same thing like the Vatican going to the gift shop. I'll make sure that the charity event
that Roy and I are going to move it to Isla Morada next year. Yeah, or the Galapagos, yeah.
Ron, have you RSVP to Greg Cody's birthday yet?
Have you been invited and have you RSVP?
I have been invited.
I probably have not RSVP because I've been slammed
with all kinds of things going to work here,
but I am going.
I wouldn't miss that for the world.
So I will be there.
I just, there's something about watching Greg Cody
after he's had a few drinks
that is just entertainment worth an admission fee.
An aging Greg Cody getting drunk, yes.
I feel like you're not.
He's entertaining.
I feel like you're not going though.
No, Stu gots it.
Are you going?
I RSVP plus one, so I'll be there, I think.
Okay, I'll be there plus one myself So I'll be there. I think. Okay. I'll be there plus one myself.
I'll be there plus one myself. I like to RSVP
early that gives me plenty of time to think of an excuse to get out of it. You know what I'm saying?
Well, it's on a boat, right? So we're trapped on a boat. You can't back out once you get on.
Correct. It's on a boat. But you can't be making an early exit, brother. Ron, he invited more people than the boat holds though.
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