The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Tyler!
Episode Date: October 31, 2023Mike normally hates Colorado, and that's been made clear, but he's furious over what happened to their team over the weekend. We also hear from Pat Narduzzi who knows "it starts with me" when his team... struggles. Then, Dabo Swinney got into it with a Clemson fan named Tyler, and it seems Tyler may have been so out-of-bounds in his criticism that Lucy and Mike are somehow #TeamDabo. Plus, Shea Serrano and Jason Concepcion have teamed up for a new podcast "Six Trophies," and they join us for a segment with some of the best video in show history and worst audio in show history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is the Dunlabor Tarshall with the Stugat's Podcast.
I've been a hater of the Colorado Buffalo program this year, and I've laid out plenty of reasons
and I'm not going to bore you with more.
I will outline that Matt Rule is one game better than Coach Prime this season, and that's funny.
But I was watching the UCLA Colorado game.
I think UCLA is good, and Colorado covered a solid performance there.
Something happened, well, a couple things happen after the game
We'll get to coach prime's criticism of his players later
But something happened after the game that really bothered me and this may come as a surprise
It's bullshit that the Colorado players got robbed
Their jewelry was taken and I know they've been flashy and they've shown it to
Opposing suit and sections over the course of the year. They don't really hide that they've got some nice pieces.
They got robbed while they were playing a football game.
Someone went into their Rose Bowl locker room
and stole their shit.
And a lot of people are finding it funny.
And look, it's a little funny.
But it's bad.
It's really, really bad.
And UCLA and the stadium operations crew are totally sliding on this.
This is absurd. You can't rob while you're playing a football game.
This is an inside job. There's no one concerned.
It is bad. It is an inside job. It is something that is not getting very much attention. A team should feel if no safety anywhere else going into a road stadium, like their stuff's
not going to be stolen while they're playing the football game.
This is exactly the reason that you don't tell people that you're leaving your house
for an extended period of time because then they know that there's an empty house there.
I'm not going to victim blame and say that they've been flashy with their
jewelry that's obviously you are you are but you already did say they were
flashy with the they've been flashy but they've got nice pieces might
flash the nice pieces i know they've been flashy they have nicer pieces than
most college kids they keep showing them off and you're surprised
i have probably a stadium employee went into the locker room and stole it.
Yeah, some very surprised by that. People are desperate. A very surprised by that. I can't recall
the last time a football team got robbed while their stuff was in the locker room. I have not seen
that story before. That is not I've seen chainsnatched on the field of play before. Right. But in terms of
going out to the grid, I earn typically, I mean, historically speaking,
your stuff is safe, and people are having a little bit
too much fun at their expense because of how flashy they are.
What do you want done? Do you want and jail?
Okay, jail.
Jail. Okay, I'm strong and let's start with someone investigating it.
Well, because it seems like no one is.
No, let's just go straight to jail.
Let's not even investigate.
Let's just start sending people to jail.
You can investigate and find out who's a perpetrator.
There is plenty of guilt to be thrown around.
And roseable security is at the top of the list.
Is there no one standing in front of the locker room?
Whose job is it to make sure that the opposing football team
doesn't get robbed?
I'd start with the guy standing in front of the locker room.
I mean, he's prime suspect, but now you'd start with an investigation of him or just send
him straight to jail.
Oh, jail.
For him or her, jail.
Yes, you would say, well, certainly fired from your job.
It's the job.
It's literally called security. It is, it is not a great situation when you are
playing a football game and that game incidentally UCLA is a good deal better than Colorado. Colorado
did cover, but UCLA had all the matters cartoonish turnovers. Great team. So great team's cover. But to be playing in that game and to be
Shadour Sanders because they cannot block and he gets sacked a ton and holds on
to the ball. It's only thing he's been sacked more than any player in the
sport but also in that game it was flooding through the offensive line how
quickly they were getting there to do that and then get back to the locker room and go to put on your watch.
Watch.
And be like, where's my watch?
What time is it?
Where, where, where, where is it?
I don't think that we're meeting the moment right now.
You guys need to be properly pissed about this.
This is bull.
Okay, but you're right.
You have not said anything that is incorrect,
but you also want.
It's also a little bit funny, but it's bull. You want jail and you want investigations, and you don't want to point
out that they flash a lot of jewelry, but not doing that. I won't. The flashing of the jewelry
alerts people to the fact that you have valuables in your locker. If it's an Arizona state,
soon-and-body member, I understand. That's the only time that I'm like, no jail.
I concur.
I join Mike in condemning Grand Theft.
In this case, it's weird.
This will be solved.
I'm going to guarantee that right now because there's too many people around the locker room.
I know in an NFL game, a locker room always is populated with people from the team.
Even during the game, there's an equipment guy in there, there's somebody in there, there's
security around, there's cameras.
I guarantee you, this will be solved.
Things like this happen occasionally, and it's almost always solved because it's so difficult.
There have to be cameras in there, do they're not?
It's the rules.
Of course.
It's older.
Granddaddy of them all.
You say, of course, those two gods. Thank you for nothing there with Granddaddy
He's right. He's a Granddaddy. All right. He's right, but he's not right that your Granddaddy always has cameras
What do you do if this is like an Ethan Hunt situation?
Right? We're like you get lowered from the ceiling. What is the security guard at the outside of the locker room supposed to do about that?
Like if someone's crawling through the air vents How are you supposed to prevent that if you're outside of the locker room is supposed to do about that. Like if someone's crawling through the air vents,
how are you supposed to prevent that
if you're outside of the locker room?
I don't know if that's what happened here.
Well, the investigation will show.
It's early on.
Mike, I am reading a report right now,
the Pasadena police, they're investigating the situation.
Oh, okay.
Does that make you feel better?
It makes me feel better.
Maybe I'm working on it, yeah.
Everybody's in on it.
It's a job. Everybody's in on it. Inside job.
Everybody's in on it, but it's not at all funny,
even though it's a little funny.
You just accused the passage to the police
of being involved in this?
He said, inside job, all he's had so far
the segment is inside job.
He loves, he still has to.
I love a good inside job.
The most loves and opportunity just shout
in the general direction of anybody who's got ears. It was an inside job.
Speaking of inside jobs, what if Dion did it to teach them a lesson?
Well, that would be a good story. That's my job. That's what I was getting to because I mean that'd be weird and redundant because
because Coach Prime already took the opportunity to teach his team a lesson in the post game.
In every you mentioned how their offensive line is bad and yeah, maybe should do our
Sanders is holding on to the ball a little too long.
But for all the infusion of new talent for all the roster turnover building in the trenches,
especially when that's a weak point that does take time year over year.
Some of the best recruiters on the planet still need time to solidify the trenches. It sounds like Coach Prime needs a little bit more Louis and he's making no
bones about it.
Coach, you mentioned that the coaching aspect of it as well.
Yes, sir.
Specifically with the offensive line, I mean, what has to improve in that aspect besides
from the line?
The line has improved. In a no aspect, the line has improved.
That's it.
The big picture trying to keep sugar up like healthy.
The big picture you go get in the line.
That's the picture. I'm a pain in perfectly.
We've never seen that.
We've never seen that. I'm not even saying it's a bad.
We've just never seen that.
And it's not a great way to treat players that are already on your roster.
But he's doing it his way.
What are your opinions on that? Well, you say it's not a great way to treat
players on your roster and you are correct, but it's also a professional way to
treat players on your roster. They're not making great money over there. What do you
think alignments pulling in the University of Colorado? Wait a second. For the most
part, these are players that he chose, right? Yeah, don't tell them to be better, coach them. A little evaluate better.
Did turn over the roster.
Right.
And they're following victim to how he spoke to the original Colorado team when he first
made his appearance over there.
He said that he was going to bring his own luggage and it's Louis.
But even at the pro level, you very rarely hear a head coach say, we got to get new lineman. You hear them say, we gotta play better on the line.
You don't hear them say, we gotta replace who we got.
Like he did, that was pretty extreme.
But you wish he did.
Yeah, yeah.
No, but you also don't hear it
because they can't quite do it that way.
And he can, he can just replace them.
Absolutely.
It's kind of bold to do that one
with several games left in the season when those are the
guys in charge of protecting your son.
Yeah.
Just seems like a very bold move.
But they can't be any worse at it than they are.
We're going to see.
They might.
They can be.
Yeah.
Well, we'll be at us on every play.
I don't think you guys.
Did you watch the UCLA game because that's not it was startling how quickly they were getting
there as if nobody
was blocking the it's in look him taking accountability specifically doesn't make the same kind
of sexy news that it does when he blames other people and ways that we we've never seen
and I think rightfully so because he's blaming players and ways that we haven't seen
he does say the right things does he mean? That's for other people to decide,
but there have been quite a bit of failings
on the coaching front, especially after a buy.
Didn't our doozy do the same thing after?
Yeah, but no one likes Pat and our doozy.
Everyone likes Coach Brun.
You like Norduzy?
He is such a weirdo.
He has the biggest main character energy out of anyone.
It's Pat and our doozy's world, and we are all living here.
She's the biggest sore loser in college of anyone. It's Pat and our do'sies world and we are all living. She's the biggest sore
loser in college football.
Love it.
And that is saying a lot.
Here's the latest clip of
Pat and our do'sies who's
been more seasoned at this
head coaching game than
beyond Sanders.
And I'd like to hear your
thoughts on how he handled
this.
Well, I mean, when you
lose like you lost
today, you had a tough one
last week.
You know, why is it?
You know, I'll go back. I mean, you as a football coach, you know, you lose a lot of good players a year ago. You think as a coach, you had a tough one last week, why is it? I'll go back. As a football coach, you lose a lot of good players a year
ago.
You think as a coach, you're going to replace them.
We obviously haven't.
And again, it starts with me.
And I didn't do a good job coaching today,
and put it on me.
And we got to make plays.
So it just comes down to, you know,
making plays and do it a better job coaching.
What is it about the road?
That's softer.
They lost by 50 to notice.
Yeah, when he said that.
When he says it literally starts with him,
when it literally started with the players.
Right.
That's the move that he realized.
If you play that back for me again,
you will see when he realizes,
this is the thing that Dion didn't do.
He didn't walk it back at all.
Narduzzi realized I've just lost by 50 and I'm blaming everybody but me and halfway
through, he's like, and it starts with me.
And I don't think even hears himself saying that I think he's got something in his coaching
program and he has to say it.
Presses a button after a loss and says that.
Well, when you lose like you lost today,
you had a tough one last week.
Why is it?
I'll go back.
As a football coach, you lose a lot of good players a year
ago.
You think as a coach, you're going to replace them.
We obviously haven't.
And again, it starts with me.
And I didn't go good enough job coaching today,
and put it on me. and we got to make plays.
So, just comes down to making plays
and do it a better job coaching.
Are you saying he has some sort of body clock?
Like it's inside, it starts buzzing
when he doesn't say it starts with me for 25 seconds.
Yes, and-
And accountability clock?
He's like, oh, accountability.
Yes, he has to say it whether he believes it or not,
but another place that it starts with him is he's responsible for all of it.
He gets the players and he had good ones last year.
And it's not because he got good ones last year,
but this year he got good ones and they became bad without him having anything to do with it.
It's because that God forsaken portal, speaking of God forsaken and portal,
we will explore the dabbo-sweeny clips
that have gotten viral.
Next.
Tyler!
Don Lebatard.
Chris, what was happening there?
Can you please just explain to me,
just give the audience a glimpse
into what's happening inside your soul
as your father is delivering clunker after clunker.
It's just not surprising.
He was texting me last night, trying to get lines for it,
to make it funnier.
And I was just like, I don't know if this one works.
You're not really bringing anything to the conversation.
It's just classic grid coding.
Still gots.
Actually, Christopher and I never had that conversation
because I did reach out to him and got zero response.
That's not true.
That's what I can show you my text right now.
I was in a fan of it.
All right, show me that text.
There are the Codies tag team in the show
to kill it.
The Codies as the crazy tag team duo, the show killers.
This is the Don Lebertar Show with Estugats. It has been an awesome week for college coaches.
Brian Ferrance, God.
Everyone is celebrating and then dabble
sweetie off the rail.
So he did his like normal coach call and show Monday night.
Someone named Tyler calls in and gives his two cents.
Now normally I'm always team not dabble in any situation. Just team not dabble
This time around oh, I don't want to say I'm team dabble, but I'm definitely not team Tyler Tyler calls in and starts talking about God
And he was like so I get that you're a man of faith
Why in the world are we paying you that much money and dabble lost his mind?
Coach 20
It's time to hold a lot like Tommy Balvin,
and I'll tell you one thing, Tommy Balin
that makes the same amount of money.
If you do, you make $11.5 million a year,
that second in college football, if I'm not mistaken.
And I know you're a man of religion.
I'm a big fan of coach before you categorize me as a,
you know, being in the 1.5%. I was going to cut some gains in my entire family, going back generations.
And I respect the fact that you're a man of faith.
I'm curious if you've ever read Proverbs 16-18, which talks about pride, come for the fall.
I used to, I was in military and I was ever seen as the big run.
Something changed after 2018. fall. I used to, I was in military and I was ever seized for the big run.
Something changed after 2018. You're humble, you're hungry and everything. And I always told
people, man, dad of a discolidious press conference. But after that 2018 national title, something
changed. And there seems to be a lot of arrogance that came in. There's a lot of friends and family. So I'm curious,
why are we paying you $1.5 million to go for and for? And it's not just this year. It's been,
it's been just a refusal to accept. All right. What's the name? Tyler. Hey, Tyler. I've listened to
it out for you, Tyler. Listen, you can, you can have all your opinions that you want. All right. I
don't know how old you are.
Don't really care.
But let me tell you something.
We won 11 games last year.
And you're part of the problem, to be honest with you.
Because that is part of the problem.
It's people like you that do, that all you do is the appreciation.
The expectation is greater than the appreciation.
And that's the problem.
And so, you know, we've won 12, 10 plus win seasons in a row.
That's happened three times in 150 years.
So if you want to know why,
Clubson ain't sniff a national championship for 35 years.
We've won two in seven years.
And there's only two other teams that can say that. Georgia and Alabama.
Okay? Is this a bad year?
Yeah, and it's my responsibility.
Take 100% responsibility for it.
But all this bull crap you're thinking,
all these narratives you read,
listen man, you can have your opinion on what you want.
And you can apply for the job.
And good luck to you.
But to answer your question, all right,
we're second in draft picks.
We've graduated 98% of our guys. We're second in wins.
That is the hardest question I have ever heard a coach be asked.
In the longest. Yes.
That to ask that directly, is there more sound of Davos just being defensive?
Yeah, there there is more. And I think so far he's acquitted himself nicely outside of not thinking Tyler for his service.
That's a huge big miss that big miss buddy does start with him.
He did sign that.
Yeah, which I appreciate and Tyler does go at dabbo quite a bit.
I mean, calling him Tommy Bowden and saying Tommy Bowden didn't make that kind of money
and citing the Bible.
Probably comes to be called an arrogant pride comes before the fall of the change in 2018.
I mean, I thought dabbo did explain his cause quite well, but he goes on. Again, I'm telling you, we're not perfect.
Frank Howard never had a bad year.
Coach Ford never had a bad year.
Coach Kaye has never had a bad year in basketball.
People have a bad year, but the part of the problem is the appreciation.
I used to tell people all the time,
and say, what's the difference in Clemson?
I'm gonna tell you, at some places there's an expectation,
but at Clemson there's an appreciation.
And what's happened at Clemson is,
we've won so much that even when we,
it used to be the funds in the winning,
now even when you win,
people like you complain
and criticize the coaches and question everything. People
like you, right, when I hired Tony Elliott to be the offensive coordinator who never called
a plane his life, I'm sure you were critical then, all right, and he took us to two national
championships. People like you who just loved to destroy people with your comments, I'm sure you've never made
any bad decisions. I'm sure you've lived a perfect life. I'm sure you've led a bunch
of people. I'm sure you do your job in front. So to answer your question, I started as
the lowest paid coach in this freaking business. All right? And I'm where I am because I've
worked my ass off every single day. I ain't gonna let some smart-ass
Kid get on this phone and create this stuff. So if you got a problem with it, I don't care
I work for for the Board of Trustees the President and the AD and if they're tired of me leading this program
All they got to do is let me know I'll go somewhere else where there is an appreciation
Oh, thank you for your service. Wow.
I like Davo now.
I gotta be honest, Davison.
I took all of that and didn't think that Davo was wrong.
He has altered.
Clemson was a punchline before he got there.
Clemson was always going to Clemson.
They were going to lose every important game
and he made them matter.
And I'm sure they're spoiled the same way
that Patriots fans are now spoiled.
But once that toothpaste comes out of the tube,
you cannot put it back.
Like once you've given the people the taste of that,
you can't be four and four
and then defending yourself this defensively.
People like you.
I love that.
You intend to destroy other human beings.
He goes on to defend himself some more,
because clearly what Tyler said
didn't really bother Davos.
So he goes on for another minute.
Am I perfect?
No, I'm far from it.
And I am a man of faith.
Absolutely.
I'm 53 years old.
And there ain't one thing in my life.
I have been a part of failure many times.
But there ain't one thing in my life
that I've ever failed at.
Tyler, never.
All right.
I wanted to get an education.
I got two degrees.
I wanted to be the first college in my graduate family. I did it.
I wanted to go play football at Alabama. I earned a scholarship, let her three years. Work my ass off.
One of national championships. I wanted to get into coaching. I worked my way to being a head coach.
And when I got this job, and I'm sure you didn't want me to get this job, and 15 years later, I'm still here,
and I'd say the results are what they are, and I stand on them.
So you don't ever have to call back
I wanted to get married. I've been married for going on 30 years. I want to be a father. I've raised three great sons
If you don't like how I run the program don't be a fan. I don't care
But I'm the head coach and I'm gonna do what I believe is right for the long term of this program
What's best for the players and what I think is best for the moment
if you got a problem that that's fine but you know I'm not gonna see you sit here and let you call
I don't give a crap how much money I make you ain't gonna talk to me like I'm 12 years old
it'd be freaking kidding me amen
stock the landing man
the host of the show is like already I'm gonna rip it all up with the punctuation, a little punctuation with God involved.
Amen.
Amen.
Can you please get for me the Tyler isolated with Rodney, with Dremon Greens Rodney because
I believe we have a new competitor now to the dismissive Rodney McGruder clip because I cannot believe the Tyler that
he just dismissed Tyler with Lucy. You seem delighted over there.
He nuts hilarious Tyler. Tyler.
Oh my god. But he went to the Mike Francesco School of De with criticism. This is not gonna end well for him
If anyone there has a sense of humor every week will turn into people trolling him. I wanted to get married did it
Two degrees
I wanted to have kids. I wanted kids f***ing like an animal
I was procreating like crazy. I only wanted one kid. I had three. That's how successful I am.
Tyler.
The list of achievements.
You have three kids.
He even gave him the-
I'll run this program.
Even the whole wrestler.
The letter three years went from walk on to a to a scholarship.
Tyler, the fact that he didn't point out is foreign for.
And two and four in the conference. Tyler the fact that he didn't point out is foreign for
to inform the conference.
Amen. Tyler's feel good about that though, right? Tyler is Tyler effectively got got to him and I it takes a lot for
me to say, you know, dabble made a lot of good points and I do
think he is a victim of the expectations and the board that he's set over there.
This isn't a surprise.
This season following last season isn't a surprise because they're trajectory.
You can only be hot for so long.
What Nick Sabin has done in Alabama is really without precedent inside of college football.
It was headed in this direction.
But when Davo snaps back and says, we won 11 games last year. We won
the conference. He has very recent success. Miami's been in that conference for 20 years
and they've got plenty of prestige. They've never won it. Davo owned that conference.
So I think you can afford him a bad year. Can we please just play again the long question?
I want to know the spot that you think Davo got most pissed off.
I want because there were three or four that he hit him with. I, I, Davo was gonna lose his mind.
As soon as he's quoting scripture to criticize him. I don't know if you're familiar with
Proverbs 15, 17. Pride comes before the fall. I think that's what I got him. I think towards the end
of it, there's something where he just hammers back to what are you doing to deserve this eleven million dollars yeah twenty um
it's time to hold a lot like time about it and i'll tell you one thing time about it and make
the same amount of money if you do you make eleven point five million dollars a year that
second in college football if i'm not mistaken and i know you're a man of religion. I was big fan coat before you categorize me as a, you know,
being in the 1.5%.
I was going to Cunts and Games and my entire family
going back generations.
And I respect the fact that you're a man of faith.
I'm curious if you've ever read Proverbs 16-18,
which talks about pride come for the fall. I used to, I was in the military and I was ever seized for the big run.
Some change after 2018.
You're humble, you're hungry and everything.
And I always told people, man, dad of a discipline is pest, pest, pest, pest, pest.
But after that 2018 national title, something changed.
And there seems to be a lot of arrogance that came in. There's a lot of friends and family.
Some curious, why are we paying you $11.5 million to go for and for? And it's not just this year. It's such a bad job, other producer.
I counted two Poshaws before he said, what's this guy's name?
He snorted snot from his nose in disgust,
and it wasn't even friends and family that got him.
So much friends and friends.
That was like fifth on the list.
People like you
Tyler
Don't lebertard Cody decides to give his opinions on things right when we're coming back He started yammering about don't you hate the phrase controlling your own destiny destiny can't be controlled right an oxymoron
Stugots I fully thought you were to go in with tape the oxy out of it. That's what you are I did say it. I'm saying that's
I love you. He didn't say I love you back. You're mad at me. That it on the polkae, Armand. The stugots throw it. I love you. It's only to get I love you.
That Greg, I love you. I love you. Okay. Feel better.
This is the down lebertar show with the stugots.
The mask looks so tight on your on your mouth area.
You don't know on your mouth area. I had to cut it.
It was just like a normally little slit, but it wouldn't work.
I tried to talk and it didn't work.
That is Shay Serrano and Jason Colncip's yo and they are with us.
You remember them from Grant Lynn.
They worked together on Shay's new show Primo. I can't hear nobody. Primo. They're back together with a
big new podcast called Six Strofies. All right. Go ahead and explain to
everybody Jason what it is that you see happening here. Are you talking about on the show?
Well, no, just right now, just right now as we gather together,
set the scene for everybody on what it is that you're laughing at and why you're laughing.
Well, Freddie Krueger has arrived to do the hit here at the Great Dan Levertard show
for metal arc media. to do the hit here at the Great Dan Levitard show
for metal arc media.
And I guess I never noticed this before
with all the times I've seen Friday
and been terrified by him,
but his mouth is very, very tight.
I don't know if he got fillers, you know, it's it.
He might have got fillers and I think a little procedure
to kind of tighten up the cheeks.
And he looks great, but he can't really
enunciate that well now with the new cheek fillers.
And I think a little lip plump or two.
Your mouth looks really tight, Freddie.
Are you good?
Thanks.
No, it's very...
Yeah.
All right.
We won't talk to Shane.
Shane is struggling.
We'll come back.
I can only hear Jason sometimes.
So my costume choice when you have to talk.
Yeah, it's not great.
It does look.
It does.
It does look extra tight.
I appreciate that these two guys really tried today
unlike this lazy metal art crew of Halloween frogs.
Thanks.
Thank you. Working the Greg. Thank you.
Working the road.
Shae.
Thank you, Shae, and Jason, for being on with us.
I should remind everyone, they've got a new podcast.
It's very popular.
Six trophies.
They hand out six pop culture trophies each week
for six different basketball things.
We'll get to the top six in a moment.
But let's get Freddie Krueger's analysis so far,
Shay, because he wrote the new slam cover story.
I imagine this was a career highlight on Victor Wembenyama.
What did you learn, Shay, speaking to him?
All right, he can't hear us.
He can't move his face.
Shay, they're asking you what you learned about Victor Wembenyama for your slam cover story.
And that he's awesome and that he rules and that I love him and that watching him play basketball
for the next 15 years. We're going to work through Jason on this one. We're going to work.
I just want to ask why I want to ask one more thing. Freddie what are Victor's dreams like have you
crept into his dreams yet?
And what are those like?
It's a lot of like it's like a marker doing floaters like the little floaters in the paint
but it's just keep all his shooting and crepe into the cappuccino. floating floaters, like the little floaters in the paint, but as that skibal, he's shooting
the crate into the cappuccino.
A beautiful, as a Parisian, as a Parisian myself, a Parisian bedbug, Victor Wembegyama,
you might have read some of my great works, such as the retro bug
Wem Bug Yama I am really troubled like shades general sound issues Yeah, it makes them sound extra creepy, but I enjoy the psychag so much that while we interview Jason
We're just gonna keep up an image of of Shay
Freddie Krueger with Biller. I'm a sad Freddie Krueger with his mouth not working very well.
Shay, do you have a top six? So you go straight to Shay. I can relate. I can relate.
Yes, no, I don't want to go to Shay anymore. Jay said, I want your help with setting up the top six moments.
setting up the top six moments. The top six moments in six trunks. How's this going? And six trophies. Your head has been in your hand the entire time.
Old fork, old fork in the road. Not helpful.
Yeah, you know what Chris is for Halloween. In any way.
Yeah, what is that?
I work in the road. It's someone who's not trying enough.
That's what it is. It's someone who's not trying enough for what it is.
It's personal.
Can we go around the control booth?
I know you've probably done this, but I would love to, I would love to, to understand
what these costumes are.
They're not very good.
Go ahead, Lucy.
Lucy is wearing one.
Billy and Stugots and Mike have done nothing.
I'm Braxton Garrett.
Lucy is the ghost of Iowa offense. We're back. And Greg
Cody is a promotion for his new book number one on the niche bestseller lift list of environments.
Kawasi the lion. Kawasi the lion and the patriarchy. I am what no one will be this Halloween. A lot of Barbie and Ken. Yeah, Ken and the
and the beautiful horses that have influenced him. Wonderful. The six trophies, shall I tell you
what they are? I would love that. We do six trophies that never change every week. They're
always the same. The six big trophies. They are the Densel Washington training, they trophy given out to whoever
has had the best overall performance of the week.
The Lauren Hill, you might win somebody,
you just lost one trophy given to the player,
team of the worst performance of the week.
The Dominic Torello, I live my life a quarter of my life
at a time, trophy given out to the person or thing or team
who made a decision with no regard for future consequence.
The Daniel Plan, you ever remember my child?
I'm ready for a war!
Trovi, given out to a player or team
we're temporarily giving up on.
As the chief keef, that's that shit I don't like,
Trovi, which is given to the player or team.
It's something that we don't like.
The stepbrothers, Catalina, why
mixer Trovi, given that to the thing
that we're most excited for looking forward?
I want to try for Shay one more time, even if he can't talk.
I'm going to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have
to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have Welcome aboard, Shit. Thank you. I'm very excited to be here. Very excited.
Super uncomfortable. Yeah, you're so. You're uncomfortable. Your sound in
the remains shit. Jason, can you please take us through the awards, please.
Take them. Who won them this week? Yeah, explain them again.
No, don't explain them again. Don't listen to Bill.
He stresses an anarchist.
I'm Brackson Gary.
Well, Dasha, I don't want to step on it
because the pod comes out Wednesday.
You're just going to have to tune in much like I've
been tuning into the Netflix series Neon, which I can't
stop watching you guys.
What's so good about it?
Watch it now.
What's so good about it?
Because you are invested.
It's just a fantastic show about following your dreams.
Those dreams being start them in the music business.
And I just think it's a wonderful television program
created by true geniuses.
I wish I know who
those geniuses are, but the show is fantastic. It's called neon. It's on Netflix now.
Geniuses daddy Yankee. I had a dream that you would answer to answer to that question and
give us the six awards. Like, give us the six. If now we got a kick it over to Sugatu
as the top seven. Give us the six awards. Do one awards. How about one? The person who
won the Dunzell Washington
and Train Day award, which is given out to whoever had the best performance,
the single best performance, Damian Lillard wins it this week, for his debut in
Milwaukee where he goes bananas. Despite the Miami Heat clearly also, he did it to
spite them.
Do you I want the Catalina Wine Mixer Award too.
Can I get that one?
You've got four other awards to tease there, so you can't give it too much of it away,
but what are the chances of getting the Catalina Wine Mixer Award?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Go ahead, Jason.
It's the mid-season tournament, which starts this Friday, which I, like many, am very fascinating to see how it turns out. I had the kind of
no feelings about it until the wonderful commercial with Michael Imperialie, Erid, and now I'm all
the way in and I can't wait to see what happens. That is a great commercial. It was very well done
in the in the oceans theme of the oceans eleven movies
uh... that commercial though has not sold stu got stu gots is not in
on uh... the tournament
not you got because i don't listen the mba is fine i don't even see his
in torn amends i like the lario brian trophy i'm just not in on it it seems
like a gimmick to keep me interested in
i'm funny interest is the mba
mba
i don't need gimmicks.
You guys.
That's got people running to their television.
Guys, the India is fine.
Come on down.
I mean, you're going to you're going to run to your TV to
watch a tournament amid season tournament that starts
five games in for a trophy that no one cares about.
I mean, come on.
I have a half a million dollars for the winners cash
money.
But what if LeBron tears his ACL?
Right.
Then you'll rip it.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm just asking.
I mean, world baseball class, there's a bunch of injuries
that have really turned on.
But Billy, what if he tears his ACL
against the Memphis Grizzlies in game four?
Guess what?
That's also counting as an in midseason NBA tournament game.
I just asked the questions.
Is your top seven ready stugans?
Yes, it is.
Uh, and what is it?
Your top seven what?
This is, uh, and I should just give you a couple of them, but this is the top seven
NBA players I want to retire.
Why should you just give me a couple of them?
Uh, sure.
Yeah, I'll give you a few.
No, why should you just give me?
Well, because they're only giving us a couple and I feel like I should only give them a couple.
You know, I mean, this seven trophies podcast coming at you. I'm telling you that right
now. Yeah, keep up, Ken. The Slice the loan award. I mean, who are the players who
should retire? Do you have any outside looking in or is it just straight seven? Straight seven, Dan. All right. Let's see what you got. Number seven.
Nicola Jokic.
It seems like work. He won his title. He wants to go be a jockey.
He has no interest in being in the United States. Go home and retire.
Number six. PJ Tucker.
Fresh stars. Yeah. You know what? Trade yourself to retire, mate, because I have tired of PJ Tucker. First stars. Yeah, you know what?
Trade yourself to retirement because I have hired a PJ Tucker.
He's the missing piece.
He's this.
He's that.
He's been on four teams in three years.
Get over yourself in retire.
Number five.
Number five.
Robert Covington.
Broke up.
Everyone thinks they're a Bobco away at the trade deadline Dan every single year
You know what they're not a Bob co away retire Bob co
Everyone always thinks Dan they're a Nicholas Batum away. You know what they're not a Nicholas Batum away
But you retire
Number three everyone always thinks Dan or a Marcus Morris away
You know what they're not a Marcus Morris away Morris both of you retire Wow
Just one
Number two. I don't want to give the rest off the list of the podcast though. Well, but you're not tropeys. You don't
Number two number two the Clippers
All of them, yes.
Number one, LeBron James,
enjoy a Sunday night dinner with a family,
Monday with Halloween with the kids,
do something besides play basketball.
I got an idea, retire.
The six trophies podcast,
they're back together again, Jason Concipion
and Shay Serrano.
Thank you, gentlemen... we hope next time
to have slightly better connect
disastrous
although the book costume was great