The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Vegas...Stugotz...Heaters...
Episode Date: February 12, 2024DAN OF THE PEOPLE! Chris Cote discusses one of the coolest parts of our week featuring Dan and show fans, we hear MORE about drunk Jessica, and Stugotz delivers a CLASSIC rendition of Weekend Observat...ions while fighting through the heaters from Vegas. Plus, Jemele Hill sounds...well...horrible. She joins us to share her feelings on her 49ers losing the Super Bowl and blaming Kyle Shanahan before the crew discusses JJ Watt and the CBS broadcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. For me one of the coolest parts of Vegas and that whole experience was Friday after the show our
Mixer open bar where Greg Cody was getting hammered had begun
I had a drink or two and I said to myself where is Dan and someone told me Dan was still out there
And he stayed for almost four hours
And I know Dan you're gonna kind of try to push us away from this
But we need to how about Dan Levitard, man of the people,
talking to people for almost four hours.
It was just really cool to see.
It's very nice.
It was a very nice thing to see Dan do.
I went up to people in his line and I said,
hey, just two and a half hours before you get to Dan.
Dan needs to learn how to work a line.
You need to do it quicker.
All right, listen, it's great that you took the time
and talked to everyone.
I'm not certain they wanted to talk to you that long.
Just take a picture, ask them their name, where are they from? Thank them for coming and keep it moving.
All right.
I did get a report that like someone come up to me like, I love David
Samson, like let's FaceTime them.
And then you just started FaceTiming like anyone people would mention and
then kind of dragged it out.
Yeah.
Uh, somebody actually walked up to me.
It was a bit invasive, right?
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the hotels in Vegas have a surveillance and dragged it out uh... somebody actually walked up to me was a bit invasive right i i guess i
shouldn't be surprised at the hotels in vegas have a uh... surveillance that is
uh... second to none
but somebody who works there vice president came up to me and said we
went through the surveillance and saw what you were doing for four hours and
they're like we saw that you face timed your father and samson for people now
we were outdoors so i don't know how those cameras and satellites work.
How they know what was on my phone when I'm like far away from where the cameras are.
They know everything.
Was a bit invasive.
My guess is that we would have some fun watching whatever the videos produced in Vegas at these
hotels.
But I would say to you, and Dan, I would say, I don't know if I learned this from Dan Patrick, but Dan Patrick certainly showed me early on in my career something that I didn't necessarily
understand before that, which is especially now with the number of options that people
have.
If people are taking time out for two and three hours a day to listen to a gas bag sports writer from Miami
and then fly out to there and stook us the number of people who are apologizing to me. I only drove
six hours. I've only been listening since 2011 because they're surrounded by people. This is
what's the coolest thing. The coolest thing about what we were in the middle of is that the people walking into
it know that they have friends next to them just because all of the similarities that
you need to have to have commonalities.
It's a community of people that are friends as soon as they walk in because they care
about our show in some of the same ways.
And so I do not take for granted that any of these people
spend this amount of time listening to us
because they can be listening to anybody.
And I understand what you're saying
about getting in and out
because that part is emotionally draining.
It's a bit exhausting,
especially just given what my last couple of years have been
and given what that week specifically was.
But how can I not be profoundly grateful?
That's our business.
Those are our customers.
Those people will never leave us.
Those people in those lines will never leave us.
You can be grateful.
Just be grateful in less than 30 seconds.
That's all I'm saying.
Like that's it.
Like did it dawn on you that maybe some of the people online
were like, whoa, like I've been talking to this guy
for 10 minutes. I just want to go.
You think they wanted to go
and then I was keeping them?
You think that I-
That's a hilarious visual of like, geez, all right, Dan.
I did have a guy-
Enough already.
I did have a guy go up to me, him and his wife,
and then we were talking to them
and they like, you know, had been to multiple Mosses.
They won one of our auctions,
which I'm trying to rectify
because they won like a studio visit
and then COVID happened and they never got it, but they paid for that auction. I'm like, rectify because they won like a studio visit and then COVID happened
and they never got it, but they paid for it in auction.
I'm like, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
and figure this out for you.
And then I had a moment where like,
where they're talking, because I remembered them.
And then like on the way out, the wife goes to the husband,
oh, you wanna take a picture?
And she's like, no.
And I'm like, oh, okay.
I got to tell her, I go, I'm right here.
Like, I can hear this exchange.
I feel like shit now.
Thanks, sir.
I'm not gonna fix this for you.
But they sometimes wanted the interaction. They don't need the picture everybody wants the picture
Yeah, but I don't say it right in front of my face
I mean I go right into the middle of that pit and I just I'm doing three things at once
And I'm taking selfies over here signing packs of cigarettes over there doing it all at one time
Mocking people in your line for waiting two and a half hours to speak to you. It's a glorious time do it that way
It's more fun.. Do it that way.
It's more fun.
Do you understand though, because I don't know, perhaps you guys don't, this part also
eludes even us, right?
Because the viewing and listening habits of people have changed so much over the last
five years that you could be forgiven for missing this part.
But the thing that I kept coming back to consistently
with all of the people in that four hour line
was how many other entertainment options do you have
that you listen to this much
or that you would drive six hours
just to shake someone's hand and thank you?
Like give me all the others, name them.
There's nothing going on in here. It's just music.
It's just music acts.
It would only be music acts.
You're right, I think.
There are no others.
Like, I was getting no other answers than that.
And I just can't help but be moved by that
because what we do is so ridiculously silly as a living.
Can we circle back to Jess at the airport for a moment?
Because I'm wondering if she remembers this one moment that only a
Handful of us got to experience when we were sitting down
Preparing to board the plane and we looked over and she simply took her eyelashes off and put them in Lewis's hand
Wow I've never heard the room make so much noise
Wow, I've never heard the room make so much noise
Don't remember that
Before or after the loud talking at the diner with Greg Cody
Yeah, he was just sitting there like with his hand out like this and she just turned over sees his empty hand goes Whoop take some off and just put them in his hand
And then some great Vegas punctuation right there trauma bond
Stagger out of a sad deli.
What did he do with them?
A sad diner.
I'm pretty sure I won dinner.
Lewis admitted to all of us that he used to eat Lysol.
He did.
Yes, he did.
He said that.
He would spray it into the air and then try to catch it.
That explains a lot to him.
But why?
Like his breath freshener?
Yeah.
He described it as a snack.
He just said in my ear, it tastes great, Dan.
We learned a lot on this trip.
Stop speaking in his ear.
Jessica, can you please tell me a little bit more
about what you don't remember here?
I wish I could.
What else?
I don't know what happened between,
I got to the airport and got through security and then I thought I just like, I met up with you guys and then I boarded. I don't know what happened between, I got to the airport and got through security
and then I thought I just like,
I met up with you guys and then I boarded.
I don't remember.
You sat at the diner for like 10 minutes
and then you were like, ooh, snacks.
And then went over and stayed in the line for snacks.
And then yeah, then we parted ways
and you went to your gate, that's what I remember.
But when do you normally take off your eyelashes?
Are they usually things that you put
in the human hands of others?
No, but it's actually funny you say that because there was also when I was at the Kelsey party
I took out my contacts and put them in a drink, I guess because I couldn't see anything anymore.
Someone else's? What? Are you roofing someone with your contacts?
It was like a drink off to the side that someone was finished with.
You know like at the end of Kat- or in Caddyshack when Spalding is walking around drinking the empty glasses?
It was like one of those glasses and he eats the cigarette,
but someone did that with my contacts
probably at this party.
Why did you do that?
I couldn't see anything anymore
because we had been up for like 20 hours
and my contacts were so dry
and I don't know, I thought it was a good idea.
I probably gave myself a bacterial infection too
because my hands were not clean.
Your solution to not seeing was removing the things
from your eyes that allow you to see.
It does help when you're at a certain point in the night.
Sometimes you take out the contacts,
you regain a little bit of sight.
I can't explain it at science.
How to sight out of mind.
Can you please put up a video or perhaps
a frozen still of what Chris Cody is alleging,
which I don't believe what he's alleging, which
is he says that Paul Rudd has, for the first time, officially aged.
He has now gotten older.
Oh yeah.
We've got Paul Rudd, a photograph of him here.
Eric Stonestreet is going to join us later in the show.
These are the two most famous Kansas City fans now now outside of taylor swift right they used to have
i wonder if eric stone street is jealous that taylor swift has come and
taken some of his chief fandom fame uh... but paul rudd there does look
uh... paul rudd is is what is he fifty five yet uh... because he somehow got to
fifty without aging at all but finally pauld, I think it's just the,
I think he's lost weight and I think his haircut is a little more unruly than it used to be
and of course that mustache is a bit haggard, a bit lumberjack.
It's double-willed, anyone?
Yes.
Look, like don't take this as a criticism.
This isn't me saying that he looks ridiculously old.
It's just he has taken the first step in like aging slightly right?
Well, it's 54 by the way. Yeah 54. It's a flag. Mm-hmm. Everyone takes that step. He has lost a lot of weight
That's part of it. Is this like an apart that he's playing is that that must be his son?
No, it is his son. Yes couple of rods cutting it up
What would be the part would it be a motorcycle gang like what is it? Is it a plumber from the 1980s?
Is it porn?
Young Greg Cody from the He-Ha 3.
Is it the neighbor in office space?
I'm with Stu, it's porn.
It's the mustache.
You're doing a thing with the mustache there.
I would like to ask the group a question because, Stugatz, I found, you guys,
I've gotten nobody to buy in on my general offense
that fewer and fewer people in America
are taking cold, hard-earned cash in return for services.
They're always asking me to give a card.
I don't love Stugatz.
The casino takes cash.
The casino does take cash. I don't like though the way that
America in general is moving toward a cashless society in a way that's making me more and more feel like my
Dollars don't have value. There are many places that I can't get things with my dollar
Because they simply tell me we don't take that here give us your card and I hadn't considered until I got to Vegas which I
hadn't been I hadn't been to Vegas since this change what a shit situation that
is for baggage handlers for valets for people who get you cabs, they must lose so much money because nobody's gonna
go back and Venmo them. Those industries must have been derailed by the fact that cash has been
eliminated because people who were handling stuff for me were consistently surprised and
grateful that I was the only one giving
cash because no one's doing that anymore. You have to have a barcode if you're in
that industry at this point like. But don't you think that that even if you do
even if you're totally technologically aligned with the times I still think
people say give me your Venbal I'll send it to you and then get in the car and
don't send you shit. I do it all the time. I'm sure.
Do you?
I'm sure.
Classic move.
I am sure.
I got you, buddy.
This guy had an empty promise to end all promises
so we can talk about next segment, but oh my god.
What happened?
We'll talk about it next segment.
I can't believe that.
That's one of the things I am as deep,
the most decent I am in my life
is about making sure that I tip people in Venmo them.
I always just feel so bad about, like that,
about them losing money because of technology.
I'm like exchanging phone numbers with some guy
because I'm gonna Venmo him or Zell him.
It's just, it's always awkward.
It's always like, hey man, I don't have any.
Then he has all his info, takes all your money.
I mean, be careful.
And sometimes they act like they're a little,
it's like, dude, I'm trying to help you here.
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Huh? Exactly in a month. All right. Hey, America. How you feeling today?
Huh? Exactly.
Super Bowl Saturday.
You think people have to be crawling around to work today?
It's gross. Put it put it on the poll. You're at LeBertard show is every work place in America filled with burping
and farts today? Patrick Mahomes, doing against Tom Brady.
Since Dan said to re-kill, took the chief's offense with him,
they are two and O at Super Bowl.
But they're not as good offensively.
They are not two and O at Super Bowl.
Roy's been burping all morning, Dan.
So have I.
Disgusting.
But no farts, because Mike's not here right now.
Respectfully.
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disrespect the M in Donovan Mitchell stands for MVP you should win it right
no really oh why not Chris why are you making that face the M in Donovan
Mitchell yeah, MVP MIT
Jake moody I said N oh
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Jake moody had the longest field goal in Super Bowl history for about a minute
Or as Rick Bettina would call it an eternity
Kyle Shanahan blowing a lead in a Super Bowl,
only to then lose an overtime.
You know what they say, Dan?
Blowing a lead in a Super Bowl, only to...
History repeats itself.
But what, only to lose an overtime, I never know.
Kentucky had never lost three consecutive games inside Rupp Arena under John Calipari until Saturday.
You know what they also say, Dan?
I do not.
First time for everything.
Just not Kyle Shanahan winning a Super Bowl.
What you need at most, nobody.
And I mean nobody. Dials up the pressure.
Like Steve Spagnola. Spags. The essence Spags stands for should have won MVP over my homes.
I'm serious. Spags won them the Super Bowl. He did. Dan, you're the York family.
Bill Belichick calls.
What do you do?
What do you mean?
What do you do?
You own the Niners.
Yeah, ask him if you want some consulting work.
What do you do?
You know why he's calling.
Right.
What do you do?
You don't hire him
interesting
You like losing in Super Bowls, huh? He did some of that
Did a lot of winning too not as much as my homes
Shanahan hasn't won any
McCall Harbin started the year as a jet. I hate them
McCall Harbin started the years of jet.
I hate them.
Kyle Shanahan, more like Kyle Shanahan, win the big one.
That's terrible.
I like that.
My observation could have been Shanahan.
More like Shanahan.
It's funnier.
A stone Chris Cody in Las Vegas getting super excited when he realized how close Will Levis was to being named Will Elvis is Super Bowl and Radio Row Week all wrapped into one.
You flipped the E in the L. Yeah.
He's Will Elvis.
Yeah.
Put it on the pole, Juju.
Do you think dyslexic people think will levis is Elvis?
This was my night on freemod street with Chris
Then they'd know him as levis and then they'd be like oh will Elvis just switch the letters around he's almost levis
He wouldn't stop
Just flipping words around and smoking I was like does he know how close he is to being will Elvis
But does he know he kept saying stew you don't get it
Who bets on 35 28 like just a drunk red Cody Tony
Stash this away and he's something to ponder file
Would we be calling?
What Travis Kelsey did to Andy Rita love tap if the chiefs lost or
if it was OBJ just stashing away for rainy day what are you saying there I'm
just saying what if he was black Dan of 2012 I didn't say that who brought race
in this Billy Taylor Swift won a Super Bowl in her first year as an NFL fan.
I've been waiting my entire life.
Kaderious Tony has twice as many Super Bowls as Dan Marino and Aaron Rodgers combined.
We gotta start playing Montana Mahomes now, right?
Get Marino out of there.
I don't know about that, man.
Put it on the pole, Juju.
Should we start playing Montana Mahomes?
When you have Patrick Mahomes
up by seven or more points in the postseason,
you know where he has you?
Right where he wants you.
Dan Oh!
Kansas City Chiefs,
I've been wrong about everything.
UCLA, one six and 10 has one seven of eight.
Proving Mick Cronin is impossible to kill.
March is coming, Dan.
Patrick Mahomes, do it against Eli Manning.
$100,000 worth of damages to the sphere.
Lebedard, expect a bill.
Back in 2019, after Troy Aikman found out that Patrick Mahomes had 36% of Troy Aikman's touchdowns in 8% of his games,
he said, talk to me when he has 33% of my Super Bowl ranks.
Fast forward four years.
Mahomes has thrown for 132% of Troy's touchdowns
and won 100% of his Super Bowls in 58% of his career games.
Hey Troy, I guess we could talk now.
Let's examine this for a second
because there was three years ago a
tweet that Akeman was sent 36% of his career touchdown passes. Mahomes had an
8% of the games and Akeman did have a good comeback at the time. Talk to me
when he has 33% of my Super Bowl title. Little did he know that three years later Mahomes would have 100% of his Super Bowl titles.
I mean...
At 58% of his career games.
Great take at the time.
Troy, you gotta go in there 18 months later and delete it when no one's looking.
Do you guys think that Troy, the way that he looks and what he's getting paid is sweating
any of this?
There's a bunch of dum-dums.
Fair enough. He does look good. He's got paid as sweating any of this. There's a bunch of dumb-dumbs. Yeah. Fair enough.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
He does look good.
He's got six-pack abs.
He's making $17 million a year to do 17 games.
Mm-hmm.
Doesn't look as good as Cower.
You really? What happened there?
How did you fall in love all over?
Sam Harman.
How did you fall in love all over again with Bill Cower?
When and how did that happen?
His outfit. Whoever is... Do you guys have the same stylist? Whoever's styling him?
Impeccable. Oh my God, he looks good. Valerie? Valerie is styling Bill Cower?
Troy looks like he could throw me around. Hey, yo! Sounds like you'd like him too.
Wow! I haven't said no. Caitlin Clark turned into Kirk Farage's offense in the fourth quarter against Nebraska.
The Cornhuskers.
Kickers have gotten too good.
I'm tired of it.
A 50 yard kick used to mean something.
It did.
You remember?
Yeah.
I mean, Matt Barr hit one from 51.
I mean, he was carried off the field.
Yeah. Yeah. Used to mean Bar hit one from 51. I mean he was carried off the field. Yeah
Yeah, he used to mean something that's correct Wisconsin
Forstrate losses Dan, you know the W in Wisconsin stands for I do not wheels are falling off
Hey combo of two guys
named Penel and Chanel caused the opening drive fumble for the chiefs
The rare two last names that sound like a purse and perfume company
Penel and Chanel yeah
radio row
I miss you
macaferi and pocheco
Couple of running backs coughing it up
So check out a couple of running backs, coughing it up. Whatever.
The teen, Trey Greenlaw, stands for that was the weirdest injury I've ever seen in my entire
life.
Trey?
I hope so.
How?
If a commercial tells you, it looks like soda.
Guess what?
It's not soda.
Who's buying that? His name's Dre, just so we're clear.
Oh, I got it wrong.
I live by a simple motto.
If it walks like a duck, if it talks like a duck,
it's not going to the college football playoff.
Kyle Shanahan, the Chris Paul is strong in you. Six days in Vegas.
I was lucky to get out alive. Top five places where if you stay six days, you feel lucky
to make it home alive. All right, excellent. Number five, state pen. Where's the fanfare?
You got to get the fanfare. You're hitting the beeps. Number four. Super Bowl Week, Daniel. The World Cup.
Number three. Provo, Utah on a Friday night.
What? You're lucky to pick it out alive. Yeah.
What? Thank you, Tom. What do you mean?
Number two. The West Coast of Florida. At number one, Death Valley.
So if you're a college football team traveling into,
that's what you're saying?
Yes, no one makes it out alive, Dan.
Okay, but the West Coast of Florida.
Yeah, well, that's weird place.
Spent six days there.
USF?
Here come the calves
Las Vegas
Radio row Super Bowl week Fremont Street. It all adds up to a super spreader event
Lord knows what I came home with top five things you come home with from Las Vegas
Okay, number five no money number four with top five things you come home with from Las Vegas. Okay.
Number five, no money.
Number four, fanfare.
Fanfare, fanfare, fanfare.
Number four, disease.
Number three, shame.
Number two, guilt.
Number one, guilt. Number one, nothing.
Oh, I lie my eyelashes, I guess.
Because you've lost everything.
Warriors, watch out.
What?
Watch out for him.
Oh, okay, watch out for the Warriors.
Watch out for the Warriors.
Warriors, watch out, Dan.
Did it backwards that time.
Okay, I thought you were telling the Warriors to watch out.
No, I'm telling everyone else to watch out for the Warriors starting to get hot at the right time
Okay, it's almost March. All right, they're 500 watch out watch out right time for straight
It's not the right time watch out. It's not the right Greg's right rock party
blah blah blah
You know what the B in Harrison
Bucker stands for?
I do not.
Balls.
Really?
Yes.
Big balls.
Tennessee ran into a buzz saw
against Texas A&M.
And his name is Buzz Williams.
I can't believe he's not coaching at Marquette.
He's always been at Marquette.
No, it's Virginia Tech.
Then Marquette several teams ago.'s Virginia Tech, then Marquette. Several teams ago.
Oh, interesting.
Show of hands.
How many people were learning the new overtime rules
as the game was happening?
And how many people were still confused
as the quarter was ending?
I like the clock though, I do.
I need something counting something down, you know? adds to the pressure even though there was no clock
The R and Andy Reed stands for retirement
No, no the A and Andy Reed stands for Adios amigo. What?
Dan I know listen, whatever you said today or last night in the moment emotional just wanted Super Bowl. He's done
No one knows more about the chiefs team than I did you've been so right about them for so
many years terrible should have taken that one out why do you still have Andy
re retiring I don't know I just did you see him? Travis Reed is bumping
out Travis. Bit of a futures bet here for Stu. Travis Kelsey is bumping into him. He can't get
up off of Chris Jones. I mean, wouldn't you retire? He just wanted to. Who is Travis?
Drake re-log on her. Who is Travis Reed? Who is, who is a mixture of Travis Kelsey and Andy
Reed Vegas Super Bowling Monday. So sloppy this morning. Super Bowl Saturday.
Christopher Walken Super Bowl commercial.
The watch.
Reba's National Anthem.
Cash those tickets on the over.
The Queen of Country.
She held that last note.
She made me sweat, but she held that last note.
You know what the S in Shanahan stands for, Dan?
Not the Super Bowl and it never will. Andy Reid enjoy retirement. You've earned it. It's
been a hell of a ride. Speaking of hell, our Pryles. Dan, those are the weekend.
So you should have taken out the Andy Reid thing, but then you made it your closer. He's retired.
I added to it.
Don Lebatard.
Do you realize that for 30 minutes,
now we might not have been doing good show,
but we were doing show for about 30 minutes,
and then you just decided to tell the story
as if we were in the eating area.
Stugatz.
Many refer to it as a kitchen.
Right.
Eating area. Who calls it an eating
area? Nobody. Nobody. Right. My eating area. What's the better in the sleeping area? Let's
hang on, I gotta go to the urinating area, I'll be right back. Eating area. This is
the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats. I need the audience to understand that Vegas has battered the entire sports
and entertainment industry.
Eric Stone Street, we've misplaced him.
He's in a gutter somewhere.
He'll be here later this week at some point if we can drag him out of his drunken debauchery
and celebration and hungover nonsense.
You just put him in a gutter, I mean.
Yeah, I don't know if he's going to emerge from the gutter or not.
What he's not going to do is be on the show today.
Jamel Hill has toughed it out because she's tougher than Eric Stone Street,
but she sounds like total shit.
She was at a she was at a Snoop Dogg concert.
Was it last night after the Super Bowl?
So you lose your team loses in heartbreaking fashion in overtime
and you celebrate by just going to the place where there is more weed per square foot than anywhere in America. Yeah, it was so good and Dr. Drake.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Whoa.
Vegas happened to her.
That's a fight.
Yes, she sounds, she sounds like she's hurting.
Imagine if the Niners won.
Tell us your condition, Jamel.
Tell us how hurt you were and if being with Dr. Dre and Snoop cured what ailed you medicinally.
It did.
I didn't smoke.
That's not why my voice sounds this way.
It was just a lot of yelling all week.
You know, every party, every situation, everything's loud.
It was, it was, I know I sound like Tim Kirchman.
No disrespect.
But,
You sound worse than me.
So what happened?
Tell us, cause you got there, I was,
I was hoping to see you at Cirque on Friday.
I thought you were going to bomb in, parachute in,
and then you got your party started immediately
and it just raged all weekend and then it ends in heartbreak.
It does. I mean, I was, I'm still devastated because that was a game much like the last time that was in hand. And then we see everything that happened.
And I know a lot of people are blaming Kyle Shanahan and I'm one of them.
In this crowd firmly to me, the game was lost when in overtime, they
kicked a field goal. But on the third and fourth, on the third and fourth call, I hated
the call. Brock Purdy, empty backfield. Chris Jones has been basically, you know, all over
him. I mean, and we've seen this before throughout the game and I just it reminded me
I don't remember if it was a FC title game when it was but Bill Belichick had made it up against mine
That Peyton Manning was not going to beat them
They were not gonna lose with Tom Brady sitting down and
That's aggressive as Shannon was on that fourth down call to me on third and four
Before they kicked the field golden over time
You have to call the third and four of your life
And it felt like he settled for a field goal and you cannot do that against the greatest quarterback
Maybe of this next generation that we're seeing right now call for your life. I mean, I'm I'm like shit. She sounds like Vegas. Yeah,
she sounds like Vegas. I want to and and she sounds like sports questioning expertise
today because the losers are going to get a lot of this because the winner is an eternal
winner still gots. He has now solidified himself almost. It doesn't even matter what happens
after this. Patrick Mahomes is going to be known as
someone who's an eternal winner because of
Because it took Peyton Manning into his 30s to win his first title like you don't you're not allowed to win like this
But something Jamel said I do think is going to be
Overlooked going forward which is this chief's team for all its greatness
Overlooked going forward, which is this chief's team for all its greatness
My guess is it'll be remembered more for Tyree kill than Chris Jones But Chris Jones has been a menace during all of their championship chasing that dude during the playoffs is an
Unholy terror he's an unholy terror all the time
But you have to be scared of him that guy changes games on defense in a way very few defenders in the
entire league do jimel yeah he knows it was interesting because of course i was watching
the game with my husband and a lot of alliance fans are they're pissed because they see the same
defense that they just annihilated you know for one half and they don't see title game and the chiefs
this was not their best game and that's the thing that is so upsetting.
It's like the chiefs could afford to make 25 mistakes in a game,
but when you have Patrick Robes, when you have Chris Jones,
those mistakes are mitigated.
So they don't have to be perfect.
And this was supposed to be a down year for them.
And they still wind up winning the Super Bowl.
And Jamal in the first quarter and really first half, you've got the game.
Like, how are you not up by more points?
Like you're everybody's watching that first half and they're saying San
Francisco's only up 10 nothing.
My home's is only down 10 nothing.
Yeah, I was, I was never comfortable because I know the kind of
offensive player that he is.
I know the genius that offensive player that he is.
I know the genius that Andy Reed is.
And I knew when it came time to be aggressive,
I would have expected them to be far more aggressive,
the Cal Cheney.
And I knew, you know, they are such a dynamic offense
and a difficult offense to stop.
So like, you can't put this on broad party.
If you want to tell me that at halftime,
the Chiefs would only have three points,
I would say we have won this game.
Or they gave up 19 in regulation.
You cannot ask for a better defensive performance.
This is the best, the 49ers defense has looked in a month.
And so it just felt like all that was wasted.
You get a clean game from party, great defense.
So naturally the attention shift towards Kyle Shanahan,
who has done this now in three Super Bowls.
It's like, dude, what don't you get?
What is the common denominator here?
And I just felt like it's aggressive
and as much kudos as he deserves again
for the four down call.
When it mattered.
He just that offensive dynamo that wizardry he allegedly has never showed up.
Hot seat.
I don't think you can do that.
But I mean, you know, well, I mean, I can't, I mean, I'm not gonna pretend like he should get fired or just go crazy here.
But the reality is like we've seen this movie before in sports where a team feels like they hit a ceiling
and the one thing they can change is this, you know, there's nothing the 49ers need.
It's just certain situations they've been in that they have not been able to execute and it's hard for me not to look in another direction
besides Cal Shannon. So if you're the York family and the phone rings this morning and it's
Bill Belichick and he wants to come coach your team. I ask you Jamel, what do
you do?
You probably say no.
That is the correct answer Jamel. That is the correct answer. He keeps asking that question.
That would be say no.
Probably.
Jamelle, we're gonna let you go.
Thank you for toughing it out for seven minutes.
A heroic effort from a heart broken.
Better performance than the 49ers in overtime.
We appreciate it.
I'm sorry, I'm probably I had to hurt all of it.
See you later, Jamel. Thank you for being on with us.
Chris Cody yesterday was impressed
by something that I haven't been impressed by
for, I don't know, 40 years.
Okay.
The CBS pregame show.
Oh, man. Not since Phyllis George and Brent must burger and Jimmy the Greek
Did you see the documentary on that the hour before the Super Bowl pregame show? It was fantastic
It really was I did not see that. I'm just telling you maybe it was just cuz I'm and I'm gonna be honest
I hadn't watched it all season leading up to the Super Bowl because I'm usually on NFL Network
ESPN for my pregame stuff Fox is the number one show for 30 years the pregame show that is most watched by
Everybody for three decades now Fox is the winner and you've seen all of those guys get old on
Delevation I would say that CBS had the consensus of the main for, the worst. And man, yeah, JJ Watt with a great hairstyle.
That was new.
What are you doing there?
That was new yesterday.
Nate Burleson with the energy.
They're making fun of the old guys.
They did a wedding crashers spoof
where Nate Burleson's drunk in a hotel room.
You got Phil Sims coming out in underwear, no pants on.
I mean, I'm just saying,
they brought their best foot forward.
They had them, at one point they were going from
near the Bellagio to the stadium,
and they had shots in the car of them eating sandwiches.
It was a less stiff, more, you can tell that they were like,
hey, we gotta freshen this thing up.
So they're just taking chances,
and I'm just saying, you gotta give it a chance.
It's not as terrible as it used to be.
As JJ Watt lost a lot of weight,
because I saw him in a hotel lobby, I was walking right past him, and I'm like, be. As JJ Watt lost a lot of weight, because I saw him in a hotel lobby,
I was walking right past him,
I'm like, that looks like JJ Watt,
but he looked like he was my size.
And when I talked to him,
when he was coming out of Wisconsin.
He looked big on the set.
And he gained a lot of weight.
Okay.
Yeah.
Billy!
It was there.
I mean, what do you want me to do?
He laid it up, but come on.
Jesus.
But I'm telling you, his hair looked great.
It's just that they had a vibe.
You think I weigh more than JJ Watt?
Present day?
You think right now I weigh more than JJ Watt?
Come on it.
You know our hotel is right down the street
from that giant scale that you stand on at that heart attack
grill or whatever.
Yeah.
It was closed.
Really?
Yeah, I wanted to go.
Not on Friday, or on Tuesday.
Lucy and I walked by and someone was getting weighed.
He was like 320, though, so he didn't get to eat for big
The internet says JJ watt is 288 Dan. There is a picture of JJ watt at his home gym. He is looking shredded
He but he looked thinner. He looked a lot smart
He didn't he looked more like a linebacker than a defensive lineman
He just I and so I'm asking you because I didn't see him on the pregame show that
Pregame show is a bit starched to God's it's an older pregame show. It's been old
CBS is old CBS is all about murder. She wrote and
Land'sberry FBI murder. She wrote is still one of the classics though Dan. I thought Matt Ryan was part of that
You're my name. How do you know Matt Ryan is like one of their main game broadcasters.
He was part of the pregame that they sent over to the,
like they had Iron Eagle and like some of those guys
doing a desk work, but man, I'm telling you,
JJ Watt, he brought life to this thing.
I'm telling you, give it a shot.
I know most people haven't been to the CBS pregame show
in a long time.
Even though football won't be back for seven months,
give it a chance.
And Cowherd looked great.
Also looking great and shirtless yesterday. Mike Ryan, when he streaked onto the field
during the game, the end of his executive producer, Rain here. For many of you who are
worried that he's leaving the show, he's not leaving the show, he's just leaving his role
as executive producer. He's been promoted in the company.
And he's in jail.
And here he is going to jail because he was shirtless
and arrested while streaking on the field
as part of our punctuation for the Super Bowl festivities.
He called you, right, Dan?
And you said, no, you're not going to bail him out?
Yeah, I was flying.
I couldn't bail him out.
Somebody else had that.
So that's why he's not here?
I got the message this morning.
He might still be in jail.
Yes.
Should have called Caretop. Well, he didn't have money for a Super Bowl ticket. I don't know how he's he might still be in jail. Yes. Shoulda called Caretop.
Well, he didn't have money for a Super Bowl ticket. I don't know how he's gonna bail Mike right now.
But yet he was there eating a hot dog.
That whole story.
We'll get to that next segment.
Oh, come on, I set it up for you.
Wow, another tease from Billy.
Why is Mike upset that people are tagging him on this story?
I mean, Mike wishes he looked like that.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
No, he's not wrong.
Without the cuffs, Without the cuffs.
Without the cuffs.
No, Mike, it wasn't Mike, because Mike was at the Miami Hurricanes basketball game that
lost to North Carolina this weekend with Taylor.
Billy, so you have now teased in the next segment.
What are we getting?
Let's do the full tease.
What are we getting from Billy next segment?
Next segment, we're going to get to a story.
Dan, if one of us two guys has most empty promises he's ever delivered. That's saying a lot. Such a good tease. I mean I
cannot wait to hear where it is that this ends up.