The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: You Think You Just Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree?

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

Breaking news: Horns Down is BACK and Lucy is ready for the moment. Then, Jaylen Brown's criticism of Bronny James, Billy's social clubs, and coconuts are more dangerous than sharks? Plus, the men in ...the room discover that women can be competitive sometimes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Leventor Show with the Stoogats Podcast. I can never get to the places I'm trying to get because we get lost and I meander and I believe Billy has called me now a bit of a yammer. This takes no inventory of the number of ways that you guys distract me.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Dan, huge, huge, huge breaking news. This is gonna shake up the entire sports world. It's probably gonna shake up the entire rest of our show. Taylor came in here and told me the best news that I've heard, I'm gonna say all year, the entirety of the year, okay? Are you guys ready? This is exciting.
Starting point is 00:00:55 The SEC will not penalize teams for doing Horns Down! It's not a penalty anymore! Horns Down is back! We are back! Oh, that's the best back. We are back. Is your life different now, has it changed? Can the use still be done upside down? Oh I sure hope so.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Yeah, but I don't wanna do it because my crime really, really gets angry and it kinda scares me. So Horn's Down, he does get angry. He's a Memphis guy now though, he told us yesterday. It's unreasonable. What's happening with Mike in that regard? Nobody can talk to him.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Like he's an unreasonable University of Miami guy. The worst manifestations of the worst University of Miami guys you've ever met. I wonder if Memphis beat FSU. I'm gonna text him. You're just starting to get to know Mike, huh? Sorry about that. I tripped over my words.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I don't know what happened there. It was a roller coaster. I was scared. I don't want to insult Mike because Mike's in a crazy place right now. I mean, you say in regards to this, I say in regards to everything. I mean, sorry Mike. We're talking about Mike Ryan? Mike? So who couldn't do horns down before? Just the crowd or like the other team? Yeah, so it was a penalty. So if another team did like a horns down gesture, that was an unsportsmanlike conduct. But now horns down is back. Everyone can do horns down anywhere they want.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Is that worthy of the breaking news sounds? I mean, for you it is, but for everyone else? Yeah, don't be rude. I'm sorry. How do we feel about the sideways you and horns? No? Is this a thing? Sideways? I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:02:34 What is that? We have all these rules for regular, down, like can I do it sideways? Chris, go sit in the penalty box again. Okay, sorry. It would just be a C. Go sit again in the penalty box. I'm gonna try my chances with Billy. Go sit again in the penalty box.
Starting point is 00:02:45 I'm gonna try my chances with Billy. I don't love the way that's gonna go for me either. The thing I was trying to get to. The horns down? No. Oh. Brawny. I lost interest.
Starting point is 00:03:00 I'm gonna have a hard time doing this without the connection between video and our executive producer but the jail and brown lip reading involving brony did you see it's to god's i did see it i saw uh... his twitter post his social media post uh... the day after he realized everyone was reading his lips uh... it was hysterical was funny at least even shy away from it though well uh... sold everyone i think agrees that the celtics this hurts me to say that said
Starting point is 00:03:28 hurts me more to say this than to say the celtics are the champions the celtics have one of the best social media teams their are and the celtics media relations team protected jaylen brown very much from his lip reading. But you guys want to detail for me because I believe it was LeBron and Wade and that group of heat players who sort of showed everybody that the way to talk in public if you don't want things heard said interpreted is to put your jersey
Starting point is 00:04:03 or your hand over your mouth while you're speaking. Jaylen's a little new to this game of how you're gonna get embarrassed when everyone's watching you, but Jaylen, you're now dating a famous person, you are somebody who is a champion, you need to learn, you don't say things you don't want in public, people will read your lips. In the first row of a game, he said,
Starting point is 00:04:26 I don't think Brawny is a pro. That was the exact quote turning to the people that he was with. And while he might be right, it's still not the type of thing as the finals MVP as you're wearing a finals championship hat as a Celtic talking about a Laker talking about LeBron's kid that you want to see out there in public like that. Couple things I want to put out in this video one you got the generic finals hat you still wore that one you have access
Starting point is 00:04:52 to a lot of hats you wore the generic one I didn't like that but what I did like was after he said Bronnie's not a pro he gave una muaca like yes like say like smells bad like but it hurts to me to say that, but it's true. But I want to be nice about it. Like right there, that's the Mweka right there. That's like, damn, I wish he was better. He's not, but I don't think he's a pro. Tony, that is such a good word.
Starting point is 00:05:16 It makes me want to make it the word of the day, Mweka. I want a definition for Mweka because it's exactly what it is Jalen Brown was making and I know that the audio audience cannot see this, but I'm not gonna call it a smirk. I am going to say that it's easier to read his face than it was to read his lips, which is he's not a pro. I see that on your face and also didn't really wanna be sharing that with anybody.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Nevermind the world, not even though I'm dating, it's my girlfriend that was next to me. I don't want anybody to misinterpret what my face has to say. Which is, it hurts me to say this so much that it looks like I'm smelling something bad right now. That's why he went to Twitter immediately and quote tweeted the video that as it was going viral and said, it's a flex to have your son alongside you in the NBA. It reflects greatness and longevity. Brawny has all the tools around him to be successful.
Starting point is 00:06:15 I look forward to watching his growth. Kick, save, and a beaut. Well, thank you Stugatz for saying that because it is rare around here when I arrive at the subject matter that slowly makes the rocks that are in Stu Gottz's head tumble and turn and he's like, Dan, you made me think about something, which is, is LeBron doing this for his son or not? Am I doing this for my daughters or not when I want them to be champions at lacrosse.
Starting point is 00:06:45 And of course I'm doing it for them, but man it feels good to do it for them, say I'm doing it for just them when I'm also doing it for me. Because I will tell you, I wasn't doing, my brother gets to do the art and my dad gets to be on the show for them. I was doing that for me. Right. Something you wanted to do for them. Now neither
Starting point is 00:07:11 one of these people are my sons but I know I wanted to do it for me. I didn't want to do it for them. It was not for them. My dad didn't particularly want to do it and my brother didn't need it. I did that for me because I could could so the only reason I bring that up is because LeBron can do whatever he wants Like it's as absurd as it but it's not just that like he's pushing the boundaries on the absurdity of yep Coaches my podcast host. Yep son plays for the team Anyone got any objections? Give me the max two years hundred million dollars and if you could yet have to pay me more for it
Starting point is 00:07:50 if there were no salary cap and you wanted it it would cost you a lot you're getting me cheap you get my son cheap you're paying me and my son the way i make money to clutch management and everything else i don't think people realize the lebron's gonna be so much bigger post all of this then michael was with just nike because he's gonna make and do whatever he wants whatever he wants in this sport and beyond it make movies media stuff he it's just gonna it's going to be crazy
Starting point is 00:08:19 to watch what this competitive of a person does against the maccabees and Peyton Manning and the Tom Brady's when he gets into this fear that he doesn't have to actually do basketball anymore. I'm not certain he'll reach the Jordan level I mean that's pretty lofty we'll see we'll see I'm not saying he won't. I'm not I'm not it doesn't even have to be money Stu gots I'm just saying empires he's gonna have players as agents he's gonna own a team he's gonna be able to make movies and content with an ESPN relationship and everything else that allows him to just come over here and say,
Starting point is 00:08:47 man, the Peyton Manning deal, Stugats, is like nine years, $700 million with ESPN. That's crazy. Dad, I love that you said all that, but Stugats still couldn't help turning it into a LeBron versus Jordan debate. I mean, he took me there. I mean, he did. You let him right into it.
Starting point is 00:09:02 He's an logical witness. Same topic. Like, oh, he's gonna be bigger than Jordan. You should've known better. You let him right into it. You should have known. I just wanted to say the same topic. Like, oh, he's going to be bigger than Jordan. You should have known better. You were never going to get a real answer out of him. But make your own. You want to not be Jordan. Have him make your own movie that's not Space Jam.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Good point. He did Trainwreck, right? Yeah. The rest of his movies. Such a good point by Billy. That's a good joke by Billy. I'm certain LeBron is doing most of this for his son. Everyone has different reasons,
Starting point is 00:09:29 so I'm trying to apply my sensibilities and my story to what it is we're talking about. And I have certain LeBron is doing most of this for his kid and, as you pointed out, some of this LeBron is doing for himself because he wants to play with his son. He wants to show that he still has the power and the leverage and he's still running the NBA.
Starting point is 00:09:50 And that's a pretty bold flex at the age of 39 for me. But I think he also knows he is putting his son in a great spot. His son's going to make a lot of money. If his son somehow can arrive at a place where he's the fourth or fifth guy off a bench or the last guy in a bench. That's a and he does it for 12 years. That's a great career. The importance and value of team sports. All that stuff I'm certain has factored in. So, Lebron, I don't make a lot of money with me and Rachel. I just try to tell her, hey, don't
Starting point is 00:10:21 make some of the mistakes I made growing up because I didn't take. I could have gone D1 lacrosse, could have gone to a place like, you know, Maryland or Syracuse or had I taken it seriously. And so there is a part of me, no question about it that wants Rachel to succeed because I didn't in that sport. And so yes, some of this is for me, but at the same time, it's good for me and I know it's great for her. One of my very favorite summer traditions is finding a baseball park somewhere else in the country, not here in Miami, where I can go take in a game. It's something I've tried to do every year. I've gotten to see a ton of really cool ballparks all across the country and this year
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Starting point is 00:12:10 It's a great kind, it's a great kind insult. Yes. It's beautiful. It's leaving it to the cosmos to sort it out. That's a less Southern bless your heart. This is the Dunlapatar Show with the Stugats. Let me see if I can engage Lucy Stugatz with just a comedic name of a crafty pitcher that she will have no context for that is funny just because of his
Starting point is 00:12:52 name. Okay. Frank Tanana. Oh that's great. No? Damn. It's gonna be hard. Frank Tanana? It's gonna be hard. Tanana. It's gonna be hard. Tanana! I didn't say it was bad, I just said eh. Sounds like banana. Yeah, it does sound like banana. I'm not certain Frank Tanana ever reached 80 on the gun. I'm serious. I'm gonna have to work on this game to see. I think the goal should be,
Starting point is 00:13:15 because Jessica doesn't like this game when we play it with Mike Schur. Mike Schur loves the funny name game. All of his characters and all of his television shows have ridiculous named because this he is son they love to do names i need to reach you here so let's see if we can make the goal of the game should be can we make lucy laugh with a funny name of a crafty picture just because the
Starting point is 00:13:38 name is funny in the interim give me the start of the day music place that of the day start of the day it me the start of the day music place that of the day start of the day if this is the start of the day start of the day start of the day if this is the start of the day start of the day start of the day if this is the start of the day start of the day start of the day it is the start of the day. I think I've got a really good one and it allows us to make Stat of the Day something that can go outside of sports because I would like to start giving people some facts with this that really blow their mind
Starting point is 00:14:29 outside of sports and I think I'm gonna surprise everybody in the room with this one, I might not. You are more likely to die, 15 times more likely to die from a coconut than from a shark. I knew that. Everyone knew that? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:14:51 Everyone here knew that you're 15 times more likely to be killed by a coconut? That's a stat that always ends up on the Reddit thread of like, what's an interesting fact that you know? And I read those and watch those TikToks religiously. Well get me more of them because I wanna learn more things like that because I had not considered the possibility that coconuts were out here killing a great many people,
Starting point is 00:15:13 that there were 150 people who died every year from coconuts and only 10 from sharks. But thank you for undercutting it, Lucy. Well, all of you apparently knew. Nobody, it didn't seem like anybody was surprised. Sharks can't fall from trees on your head. That's the thing, it's a classic coconut off the tree, hits you right in the head, you apparently knew. Nobody, it didn't seem like anybody was surprised. Sharks can't fall from trees on your head. That's the thing, it's a classic coconut off the tree, hits you right in the head, you're done.
Starting point is 00:15:28 If it happens, it happens. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? Yeah. You exist in the context of, I forgot the end of this quote. Of what you live. In which you live and came before you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:37 I didn't know, Dan. Thank you, Chris. Do you think more people have access to coconuts or sharks? I guess coconuts, right? Because you think like, there's definitely places that are landlocked where sharks not gonna kill you, but is that the right climate to grow a coconut tree?
Starting point is 00:15:50 I don't know. Ocean, pretty vast. Yeah, but there's lots of people that don't have access to the ocean. Do any of these people die in the ocean from the coconut? I would assume that the coconut is when they stumble into the ocean. Does that stat say how many people are killed
Starting point is 00:16:03 by coconuts in the ocean? Did it say? Hold on, let me see how this thing has this happening. That was great. So yes, probably when people, if the stat were, I think you've got this right. If the stat, how many people in the ocean have been killed by coconuts,
Starting point is 00:16:20 I think it might be sharks that are killing more people than coconuts. People are pretty stupid though. I think it might be sharks that are killing more people than Than coconuts are pretty stupid though But but only only if I'm willing to consider Stu gots's example Which is a person has been hit on land by the coconut but then staggers into the ocean Because if it's ten times more men ten times as many than sharks Maybe of that percentage more than ten are staggering into the ocean to die. Can I ask you guys a shark question? So, I don't know if you guys saw this
Starting point is 00:16:51 over the 4th of July weekend, I think it was actually on the 4th of July, I think that it was in Texas, there was one beach where three different people got attacked by a shark. So I'm kind of wondering how you guys handle that, because I feel like if I'm at a place where someone gets attacked by a shark, do you think, well that was it, that was a shark attack,
Starting point is 00:17:11 I'm good now? Or do you get out of the water? Because most people probably get out of the water, but I can understand the logic of, well that was a shark attack, I'm not gonna get attacked. Right? But also, it's also airplane logic. After the second time, then I think maybe,
Starting point is 00:17:25 do you think, well three people aren't gonna get attacked by a shark today, like that's crazy. How could that possibly happen? And then it happens. Like this beach has hit its allotment? Yeah, well Dan said 10 people get killed by a shark a year. Three in one day. Right.
Starting point is 00:17:40 I am. They didn't get killed, they just lost calves. It's kind of traumatic, gross looking. You don't want a shark to bite off your calf. Or anything. For getting off the top of my head. I had a classmate get attacked by a shark. It's a baby shark though, not the song.
Starting point is 00:17:53 That one honestly, the baby shark song did a bad job of making baby sharks seem friendly, like they can't attack you. But my friend from high school, Ricky Lavinia, we weren't friends at the time, he was cooler than me, Ricky Lavinia got attacked by a shark, bit into his side. I was on vacation, I came back to that news. It was like Memorial Day weekend, little baby shark.
Starting point is 00:18:11 It was like seventh or eighth grade, yeah. Lot of traumatic things. Have you tried to reconnect with that guy? Because now that you have a really cool job, you can be like, I'm cooler than you now. I feel like I may hear from Ricky Lavinia in the coming days. Do you do that, Chris?
Starting point is 00:18:22 No, I don't do that, but if I had a bully, I may have had a bully in high school. I make sure, I'd friend request a kid or two. That's clear Ricky's name. I never said Ricky was a bully. I said he got attacked by a shark. Well, he was too cool for you, you implied at one point. No, I said he was cooler than me.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Lots of people are cooler than me. In fact, like 90% of the people are cooler than me. I don't think anyone's cooler than you when you're walking through security doing guns out. Yeah, that was my moment. I peeked there, yeah. Your coolest moment. I don't think anyone's cooler than you when you're walking through security doing guns out to only these. I don't think that's the best I've done. That was my moment. I peeked there, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Your coolest moment. That was my Letterman jacket moment. Well, what's going on with you? Because you say you're peaking. In general, I have no idea. I've got a question for you because it seems in some places like you might be trying to grow
Starting point is 00:18:59 because I understand you're now trying to aspire to social clubs that you're, you've told Tony that you will not come tonight and he told you not to come and you said if you're not invited, I don't come to places I'm not invited, I don't think you would go if you were invited, but you are now, are you trying to be a more sociable person?
Starting point is 00:19:18 No, well I mean, first of all, I didn't tell him I wasn't gonna come, I was told not to come so I didn't go. I have this thing and I don't know if you guys were similar, the answer is no. I don't think any of you were similar. But if you go back to high school, so there would be times where there's parties
Starting point is 00:19:34 where there was a list, right? And I just wouldn't go, because I didn't want to face the embarrassment of not being on the list, without even knowing if I was or wasn't, without knowing if I would be put on this. If there was a list of the thing, I probably just don't show up
Starting point is 00:19:48 because I just assume always I'm not on the list. So like for Tony's thing tonight, Tony Tonight, I was told, don't come to Tony Tonight. So I didn't come to Tony Tonight because I was asked not to come specifically and I don't want to get here and then have Frankie tell me you're not allowed in, you're not on the list.
Starting point is 00:20:03 How embarrassing is that? And this is like a long drive for Frankie to then tell me not allowed in, you're not on the list. How embarrassing is that? And this is like a long drive for Frankie to then tell me, turn around, you're not on the list, you can't come, and I'm like, well I work here, and he's like, well you're not on the list, you're not going into Tony tonight. So I wouldn't show up, because I don't wanna be turned away.
Starting point is 00:20:14 And social club, yes, I am somewhat involved in a social club, if that's what you wanna call it. I'm involved. Somebody like a Knights of Columbus kinda thing, like the Rotary Club, Moose Lodge, like what are you doing? It's a burger club. Oh nice. Yeah, so Burger Beast down here,
Starting point is 00:20:31 he has a burger club that you can, anyone can be part of it really, I shouldn't be telling the secrets, but that's how you just follow his Patreon, you can become a member of the Burger Club. No, what do you mean you shouldn't be telling secrets? I don't know if I'm supposed to be publicizing this and then the Burger Club gets out of control
Starting point is 00:20:43 because too many people want to join the Burger Club. I think Burger Beast then the burger club gets out of control because too many people want to join the burger club. I think Burger Beast would like if it gets out of control because it's behind a paywall. So I think he'd like that. Well here's the thing. So you can subscribe to his thing, you can join his Patreon, you become a member,
Starting point is 00:20:52 then you're part of the burger club, and then every once in a while there's burger meetings. And in these burger meetings, I attended one this week, you get previews of different burgers and different, like I had croquetas that I tried. But here's the thing that I don't know is their products before their launch, so I don't know if I'm allowed to tell people
Starting point is 00:21:11 the products that I'm sampling. I won't tell you the brand because I don't know if I'm allowed to tell the brand. I had an arroz con pollo croqueta. Be careful. That was like, what is this? How did we come up with this? That sounds wonderful.
Starting point is 00:21:24 And there's a company that was like, what is this? How did we come up with this? That sounds wonderful. And there's a company that was testing this, and I tested it, and it was delish. But I don't know if I could say the company, because I don't know if these are secret things. I don't know. Are these like friends of the show people? I'm new to the club. I'm new to the burger club.
Starting point is 00:21:39 So I don't know quite yet if it's a secret society. And I don't know if I'm allowed to be telling people what is going on at the burger meetings. The first rule of burger club is don't talk quite yet if it's a secret society. And I don't know if I'm allowed to be telling people what is going on at the burger meetings. The first rule of burger club is don't talk about burger club. I mean, everyone knows that. But to Tony's point, it helps Burger Beast if you follow him and you join the burger club,
Starting point is 00:21:55 I would assume. So like, there's probably a certain amount that you want to publicize it, but I also don't wanna then, you know? Are you looking for ways to get out of the house? Is that essentially what's going on? No, I'm actively looking for ways to stay in the house. Put it on the poll, please, at Lebatard Show.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Would you join a club that only sits around talking about burgers? The coconut death is real, guys. In 2010, the Indian government removed all coconuts from the trees surrounding the Gandhi Museum because they were worried they would hit President Obama in the head while he was there and potentially kill him. Could you imagine? Where are you getting your coconut facts that everyone seems to know? Death by Coconut Wikipedia page. Okay what else is on there? Is there anything else on there? Yeah there's a reference to all the times it's been referenced in pop culture, which includes Gilligan's
Starting point is 00:22:46 Island, a song called Killed by a Coconut written by Shel Silverstein, Bob Denver apparently had a lyric about coconuts killing people, Keith Richards, there was a rumor that Keith Richards had a concussion based off of being hit in the head by a coconut, but really he had just been drunk and fell out of a tree. I have a concert question for you guys, for the class, for all of you who want to participate in this. So it was revealed that the person that performed
Starting point is 00:23:13 at the All-Star Game that is now in rehab actually opened a concert that both Tony and Jeremy were at a month ago. So they saw this person perform and they were unaware of this. Do you guys have people that opened a concert for you that then went on to be like big stars that you didn't realize at the time
Starting point is 00:23:30 and then you look back and you're like, oh my God, this person's huge. Jim Carrey opened at a comedy club in Los Angeles one time, the first time I ever saw Jim Carrey. Really? Yeah. Okay, Dan, before you say anything. Do you remember thinking to yourself,
Starting point is 00:23:44 as you're watching him do his thing, are you thinking to yourself, this guy's gonna be a massive star? Yes, of course. Did he do all righty then? I'm kind of that. You're a visionary. Yes, I'm that kind of talent. Comedic visionary. Yes, I foresaw everything that he ever did No, he was clearly very physically talented. Who was the main comedian that night? I think it was Louis Anderson I think so. I think so. yeah. Worst Family Feud host. Put it on the poll, please, that Levitard show was Louis Anderson, may he rest in peace, the best Family Feud, the worst Family Feud host, and also put it on the poll, did you know that
Starting point is 00:24:16 15 times more people died by coconut than shark every year? Did Jim Carrey steal the show that night? He was pretty great, but it was a pretty, yeah, everybody was pretty great, it was a pretty yeah everybody was pretty great but yes he's smoking no that's all right you can stay we've done a poor job I think of again promoting both pitch count and pitch clock did you you know Louis Anderson was on a celebrity diving show? Yes. I think with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, right?
Starting point is 00:24:50 No way. Yes. Well, wait a minute. Look at that list of people. Those were the two best. No, those were the two best. I want to bring that back. Those were the two best.
Starting point is 00:24:58 So the show, Pitch Clock. Called Splash. Oh, Chris, hit it. Splash. The show, Pitch Clock, with Jeremy and David Sampson. Not David Sampson every week. He'll be there sometimes. It's called The Pitch Clock.
Starting point is 00:25:12 We play a nostalgic trivia game because we just like naming old baseball players, but then I'll also speak to an expert every week. That's where David Sampson might come in, and we will force feed modern baseball information down your throat. And it's because Dan, look, I know what the fans of this show are most interested in. Lucy doesn't want that.
Starting point is 00:25:30 It's baseball and hearing more of my voice. Splash. Lucy doesn't seem to be interested at all. But we've also done a very poor job of celebrating and advertising Tony Tonight. Big night Tony Tonight. That's actually the Tony Show. Tony Tonight coming up. The Tonight Show. We're actually filming some stuff in August. The Tony Tonight. Big night Tony Tonight. That's actually part two. Tony Tonight coming up. We're actually filming some stuff in August.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Exciting Tony Tonight episodes coming soon. Is it featuring the pitch count? So tonight is not. Wait so what's today called? Tonight's the Tony Show as you can see above. This is the hockey show all over again. The Tony Show tonight, but Tony Tonight is not tonight. Tony Tonight has always been a clip during the day too.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Yeah that's odd. The hockey show is the post game show. Why is that? The post game show was not the hockey show. No, but you know, Tony Tonight never airs at night. I know, because we shoot during the day. Then why is it called that? Tony Today?
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Starting point is 00:27:44 And Joe Mauer, yes, like this is the best version of him. What? What? Stugatz. No, you are. Yeah. The, the, the, what? Feels good.
Starting point is 00:27:54 This is the Don LeVatar Show with the Stugatz. Stugatz, I know that many people in our audience, beyond our audience, think of me as an overly woke know-it-all. So I am going to admit to all of you listening to this that I often feel like a total fool because I don't know where my blind spots are as it relates to women, and I'm forever learning from my wife things that teach me that coming from a Cuban background where all I saw was women serving men,
Starting point is 00:28:44 that I have some things wrong that I've never before seen in my life, that I am grateful that I have a woman I love and trust to teach me. And the reason I bring all of this up is because I walked in the other day and my mother, or my mother, Freudian slip, my wife is looking at,
Starting point is 00:29:06 yeah, looking at, the most Freudian, the most Freudian. Yes, that's the maximum Freudian slip, that's correct. She's looking at the phone and she just, one single sort of spit laugh that wasn't really a laugh, it was sort of a dark laugh. And it's because she was reading a tweet that pointed out that a certain kind of book for women
Starting point is 00:29:35 is put in the self-improvement section, and that same kind of book for men is put in the leadership section because men sort of need a whole bunch of things to cover up their insecurities so they can maximum man out and dana white can see what a man trump is because the brave thing to do is stick your head out when there's an active shooter. That's what a man does. A man sticks his head out and shows people how much of a man he is when men can largely, I am proof, be idiots, be coddled, and in the cases of Greg Cody, Tim Kirkshin, and me, the women are often raising men the same way that they're
Starting point is 00:30:28 raising their kids. Greg Cody knows how to do like one thing and everything else about him as a child. Tim Kirkshin knows how to do one thing and everything else about him as a child. I've been Abby's toughest project. I mean, seriously. Well, Greg Cody is still not grown most of greg cody's kids are more grown than he is and i to win lumping myself in here
Starting point is 00:30:51 but i'd give you all of that as context because i really do think some of what's happening as men gather around and they're like threatened confident badass trash-talking women who might be more competitive and tougher than some of the men that you think are so tough. When Asia Wilson does this in a game to her teammates, now keep in mind this is the best of the best in that sport. We can obsess with Caitlin Clark and everyone else else but this is the best that there is
Starting point is 00:31:26 the aces lost the game and asia wilson's not here to meet usher she's here to crush everybody and doesn't really want her teammates for around with usher after a game because haha ushers here is an acute asia wilson wants to kill everybody crusher as Reese was getting some love from Asia Wilson did all that she could do with another double-double 28 points 14 rebounds but usher and Asia Wilson. I will tell you Stugatsen, a moment that hurts me to admit, okay, very young in my dating life I was dating a Rutgers basketball player who just crushed me one on one basketball
Starting point is 00:32:18 and I couldn't handle that I couldn't be good enough to play with her. You couldn't handle the losing. How badly did she beat you? Yeah, she was a college basketball player. Yeah, I mean, yeah, she could. I wasn't able to do it. I thought I was something. And what came out of me after that was not confident so what i wanted to ask
Starting point is 00:32:46 the group on this because i do believe this is going to have i believe is more and more people start paying attention to women's basketball they're gonna be made uncomfortable by how competitive it is because they're used to seeing men that way and when caitlin Caitlin Clark gets pushed, we don't know enough about ourselves or the sport
Starting point is 00:33:08 to not have an overreaction when women are as competitive or more competitive or tougher than men. That we don't know how to process it, don't know how to talk about it. And so we'll see Asia Wilson do this or be more competitive than this and be made uncomfortable by something not appearing quote unquote ladylike. That was like a very normal rational like thing
Starting point is 00:33:34 from Asia Wilson. It wasn't really weird and it's also not out of like Asia's sort of Asia's without a doubt the best player in the WNBA right now, but she's probably the best competitor in the WNBA. Earlier this season, the Aces went through kind of a nasty losing streak of, I believe, five or six games, and Asia Wilson cried at a press conference about it. She is someone who takes losses and not winning very, very deeply and internalizes that.
Starting point is 00:34:00 So when you see her kind of making that remark of, you guys didn't do shit all game and now you're taking a picture with us or like that was legitimate But it's also a very normal thing and I haven't seen much of a reaction if that's not ladylike I think you should just kind of evaluate what ladylike means. It doesn't mean It's a that's a made-up thing. That's correct I like that loose this this reminds me of a play-by-play thing that would happen with Jimmy Butler, where he's calling out other guys on the team for going to see somebody who's a star, but then also taking a picture and hugging the person
Starting point is 00:34:32 who's a star. That's the most Jimmy Butler thing that exists. But Asia Wilson is not the only one. Let's be very, very clear. We had this discussion when Caitlin Clark had those couple of nights where they had hard fouls and everyone was complaining. Women are competitive.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Women athletes are competitive. And for those of you who don't know that by now, it's simply because you haven't been around women's sports. You haven't been paying attention. They're fiercely competitive. Why would you think they're any different than men when it comes to that? Right, this is not some like brand new discovery.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Right. Anyone paying attention to women's sports should already know that. Oh, but I will tell you that one thing that is new, like you say this is on brand for Asia Wilson, I have not seen a whole lot of male athletes get caught publicly saying, hey, my teammates were shit and just lost.
Starting point is 00:35:21 I was okay. She was great, she's always great. I was okay, but my teammates were shit. You can go back to Jimmy Butler. I know, but I said it quite a few times. I'm just saying you don't see it that often. And if you see it, we will make a lot of controversy around someone making themselves, someone pointing out, look, I've told you guys before, okay, one of the great crimes in sports is knowing how good you are unless you win because we don't like arrogance we prefer humility so when someone as a teammate
Starting point is 00:35:51 who you already don't like for whatever your reason she's a woman she's black whatever your reasons you don't like this person when that person does something that puts her above the team that person better win because that is not something I see a whole lot in male sports the public giving off of being okay with my teammates sucked and I was great and I'm the reason we win and they're the reason we lost but you have to be someone where that is the case in order to say it. She is. LeBron is, Michael is, certain people are.
Starting point is 00:36:30 It's when you get to other people saying it where it gets ridiculous. I don't see a lot of the best in sports actually doing that. Now, Stugats, they feel that way on the inside, all of them. Very few say it out loud in ways that are caught by cameras so that everyone can hear, hey, I know I'm better than my teammates and incidentally that's actual leadership yes when she says you guys are this okay with losing I'm not and I'm doing more than you are I think it's important to have the context of
Starting point is 00:36:59 the Aces have won the last two championships in this league they have far and away been the best team in the WNBA for years now. And they are a team that doesn't kind of mind being tough to one another or sort of giving the jab where it's needed. This is very normal behavior for any sports team and it's very normal for the Aces. This kind of feels like a big giant nothing burger to me. You're saying no one on that team is surprised by what Asia Wilson had to say.
Starting point is 00:37:26 No, I mean, she's a leader, she's a fierce competitor, she's called out teams before, and I also think it's important, like the Aces have been so good the last few years, they've really struggled this season compared to the last couple years. They've gone through losing streaks, they've had a ton of injuries.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Like this is a team that's kind of dealing with losing for the first time in a while, and it's all like a very normal reaction. And I kind of like hate this conversation if I'm being totally honest. Just because it is never ever a conversation we would have about anything else. Like if this clip were an NBA player or an NFL player, it'd be a funny TikTok that we'd scroll past and then that would be the like the end of it So I don't I'm this is very you think I'm making it a controversy as opposed to just interesting men are I don't think it's you
Starting point is 00:38:12 I think it's just people who are like Experiencing, you know watching competitive women for the first time in their life And it's just something that their tiny brains can't handle but Lucy I have a tiny brain and I'm telling you, if someone did this on an NBA team, I would praise, and if they were good enough, I would praise them for their leadership. I would say that's leadership, that's how you do it. I think the point would be to just sort of skip past
Starting point is 00:38:35 maybe the first part of the conversation, the conversation that people are having. We should either be crushing Asia Wilson or praising Asia Wilson and just talking about it in that respect. That's the thing where we need to get with these sports. Stop being like surprised that Asia Wilson, this unbelievable athlete, oh she's competitive and speaking with snark about her teammates? That's what Jimmy Butler would do. Or another great player in the NBA
Starting point is 00:39:02 and we take that video and half of us would laugh at it and half of us would Crush I would say that some of us would get uncomfortable once it escalates to you Donnis Haslam and Spoh want to fight you Once it gets to that point I'm guessing that that is the place where that stuff gets sort of extreme where you don't as Haslam doesn't like so much that you're Telling everybody that you're better than he is has him doesn't like so much that you're telling everybody that you're better than he is. One of my very favorite summer traditions is finding a baseball park somewhere else in the country, not here in Miami, where I can go take in a game. It's something I've tried to do every year. I've gotten to see a ton of really cool ballparks all across the country. And this year
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