The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Your Opinion of My Opinion Doesn't Matter As Much as My Opinion

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

Did you know The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz once held a live event at a Japanese restaurant in Doral called Soo Woo? Well, we remember, and we take a look back at the video. Then, Dan has a meand...ering but shocking Top 5 involving last night's Clippers-Nuggets game, Greg and Chris Cote are legitimately hurting each other's feelings, and Jer Bear might have a new t-shirt in the works. Plus, last night's MNF was a real stinker, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertar Show with this Tougat's podcast. No, but I have a top five list. I have a top five. You have your top five. My first ever Tougat. Dueling has to be within the same same category my first ever top five I was okay. I feel like you've hit top five before no all right. Let's get it
Starting point is 00:00:31 So Mike is a consensus top five. We need to clean pick up here. That's where we're not all talking at the same time We got it open someone talk there and I would talk over them. I was just talk over here. Yeah from five I was just talking over here. From five. Anyone will do. It was so much better when we were swaying back and forth. It was so much more fun, but now he wants to count, okay, very serious professional.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Ready? We're on max now. Five. This one's on DKN. Four. Three in Roku. Two. Where are we? Again. And then five.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Where aren't we at this? We're not on men. We're going to be in dolphin mall on December 11th. One men. And Vivo, my Amy, the Miller light bar. That's right. It's free to the public and open all ages.
Starting point is 00:01:12 I know the graphics says 21 and over. That's a legal thing. But you can bring your kids to this and you can hang out with us on December 11th. We're going to be watching, hopefully, Titans dolphins. If last night is any evidence, I don't think they'll flex anything from Monday night football. So I think we might be good for Titans dolphins.
Starting point is 00:01:26 You'll be all going down at 8 p.m. December 11th at the Miller Light Bar, Bivo Miami and Dolphin Mall. Come out and see us. I'm excited for the event, but if I brought my child to see Will Levis play football, I mean. There's gonna be plenty of fireworks there,
Starting point is 00:01:40 especially with JPP, possibly suiting up for the Miami dolphins, and it's all presented by Miller Light and Dollar Shave Club. I should tell the peoples, Stugant, because we would normally do Chris Moss. We would do a celebration around my brother with my brother. Moss was my brother's invention.
Starting point is 00:01:57 It was not mine. He wanted music arts sports, he thought that I was wasting away in sports, and that I should be doing bigger and better artistic things. He wanted me to throw big giant parties. That's what my brother wanted and I lost him this year so we're not doing it but we are doing this watch party and as a holiday party goes it's not a moss. It's not those giant festivities that we do but it's but this one's gonna be so much fun.
Starting point is 00:02:21 But no this is one we want people to come out for is what I'm saying. Yes, I'm not criticizing this. No, it's just a party. We're doing no. We're proud of you. I'm a weird way of doing this. I'm saying no. Now I'm sad. This is our party we're doing. We did not get to celebrate this year this thing. And this is the sports party we're doing.
Starting point is 00:02:39 And it's at a mall. It's at Dolphin Mall. Well, it's at a big stage. I've been to this area and they have live concerts there. It's, are you familiar with how Texas live looks? This is the Miami, well, Texas live, one of where there's first take is done broadcast from Texas live. It's a great place to go watch games
Starting point is 00:02:56 and Philadelphia has their version of this. Oh, where the Wilkane cowboy hat stuff would be. Yeah, like, this is Miami's version of this. They have a big sports board with a bunch of TVs out there. There's a middle or light area out there with a big stage. They have music acts out there. So it's a nice little gathering place and it's in Doral or as big Jason Jackson would say Doral.
Starting point is 00:03:14 It's a fun place. We have not been to Doral. I don't feel like in a long time. Not since Sioux. Is that right? That was the first one. That's the first one. Yeah, that might have been, that might might have been I was a Japanese restaurant that was one of the most humbling
Starting point is 00:03:29 celebrity moments of my life I went over to a Hibachi table holding out my hand I think somebody wanted to take a picture with me and they just said we're not here for you I was standing right next to you and I just laughed. It was just video and YouTube people having a fine fine dinner and I just stuck my hands. Little yum yum sauce. I love it dark. I'm trolling. I think the concept was, hey, let's dress up in our Miami Hurricanes gear and have a pseudo Miami Hurricanes pep rally at a Habatchee joint in the world. Was this two gods is doing? Who negotiated this deal? Is that if we look back? It was part of its 50-50 club promotion. I didn't have a gift or 50. That was a beauty. How did we end up at a four-dabel's?
Starting point is 00:04:08 How did we end up at a Japanese restaurant? Doing a sports bar party when they didn't have televisions. Is that you're doing? Bad idea. Probably. Radio. Radio, radio promotion. So great.
Starting point is 00:04:21 So not since Sioux will. And many of you were there. So you know what this was like in deraille You know we always there were people there Everywhere we go eating We were at capacity of 44 Easily yes, it's still got's actually gonna show up down in deraille We'll see if there's an appearance fee right now We're gonna be throwing up on our on our video screen. It's you follow along on tripping's that work on our YouTube. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:04:51 They found it look at super oh my god Fumin true there's you guys I lost the bat right I had to Fumin suu look at that. I trusted this man Jeremy back inside I trusted this man. Jeremy back inside. I trusted this man with our futures. Look at this guy. It's worked out. That's crazy. Yeah. I've got a like there's six minutes.
Starting point is 00:05:12 So let's you know what? Let's just have this video in the bottom right screen because that doesn't make for a good video or audio product if we're just doing play by play on this. Okay. Well, no, let me explain to the audience what's happening. So you got to your has the remnants the echo of a food man chewy looks much younger much thinner much healthier as hair is resplendent he is walking through a parking lot i'll do the play by play on
Starting point is 00:05:34 this it's in a strip mall that's correct the two new japanese day cuz we're all there's my grind a young my crying look at it my favorite javari's james jersey where's Royce Royce got to be somewhere here? Yes, let's see who else is here. This is a Which one of them? No, that's when you had one It was a fair response It's only fair
Starting point is 00:06:02 Back then I did have one now I'm hiding the many I have behind a beard. Are we going to do play by play for all of this though? Because none of us have seen this. Not well lit. 15 years. No, let's just have it play there on the bottom for you. Here we are at the Sioux. That's right.
Starting point is 00:06:19 We were at the Japanese steakhouse doing a watch party. Look at that. Levitard. And I'm definitely giving away fish tank tickets to pro player stadium right there courtesy of the ticket chance. Alright, let's go back for a second here because there were some they really were a lot of things that I wanted to talk about today. I'm about to grab the mic and say hello my friend we meet again. You do look like it's creed. You got a lot of creed in there. Creed. That is. You can do a half time show.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Oh wow, there it is. That character could absolutely bring back the half time show. That there he is right there. That guy could have actually moved that. Huge part. They're my teenage. Oh, we're about to get the onion volcano. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Stu loves it. How do I look less greasy than Stu? Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What is going on? Is that vanilla ice? It's like GoD. That is vanilla ice. That. Ha ha ha ha. What is going on? Is that vanilla ice? It's like go-d. That is vanilla ice.
Starting point is 00:07:08 That's just a bad resolution. It's vanilla ice. The things that I wanted. That's the thing that came with his lips. Yes, that is it. Wow. So good. Look at these graphics.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Yeah, it's so good. We have come so far and we have not. And we have not. I want to get to some of the things that we meant to talk about today. We've got dueling top five lists. Jeremy can't stop watching that. Jeremy, you want more play by play this? I don't want to lose the entire audio audience with us just gawking at video with at the height of our self-absorption watching things when we were young. I just wish that the audio
Starting point is 00:07:42 audience please go find this on YouTube because the look for both Stugots and Mike is so of the time. Like I said to Mike, I don't know what year this is, but you look like 2003. I can assure you that that was not the look of the time. I was good four years behind the trend. And you said it was 2007, so you looked like 2003. We have khakis below, like khakis.
Starting point is 00:08:03 No, not khakis, what's the... I got George going? Yeah, the cargo pick cargo pants below the knees. That was the thing. Stugats has the microphone. Why and what do you mean why? I mean, I'm talking forever and I'm wondering what could I possibly look like a sad
Starting point is 00:08:17 entertain a bunch of people. It looks like a sad giveaway. Haven't filet and chicken. You just handed somebody like a G&T. You just handed somebody like a signed football. It looks pretty sad. Standing ovation. I can't believe that your self-absorption, all of you, is such that you would ignore my self-absorption in the place that the audience
Starting point is 00:08:35 would notice on that, which is you were so fixated with your look that you did not see that I was shoveling some sort of cake into my face at Oh, I noticed. At a really fast rate of speed. That was your carbs, Erra. But there's two gods. Two gods has the remnants of a Fumantiu. It's not shaven. It's like he's trying to grow it, but can't
Starting point is 00:08:54 or that there's dirt involved. Like, it doesn't look like hair. Could you not grow a Fumantiu? What is happening there? I think I lost a bet. And somehow it was like half of it was painted on me. I don't know. It's a weird, it was dirt. All 17 people there really seem excited to be there.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I talk people see yourself about Robert Morg. No doubt. The video just had a wheel transition. This is high tech. Yes. Excellent work. That was our first ever first ever thing of this kind. That was our first and last ever event at Habatchi Reshwar. of this kind. That was our first and last ever event at Hibachi Reshwarah. I am the and the most recent irrelevant until December 11. Come out and I will shave my gootie. There it is. There it is. What an incentive. And I will wear a Scot Stab Jersey. I had a custom one done in Cowboys in a Cowboys uniform until Cow Brand and Mother F***ing. Solar from me. I've got dueling top five things, including stugots. Me, I have the top five most shocking things from last night's Clippers. Nuggets game. The more exciting part of this is,
Starting point is 00:09:53 this is your first ever show top five. I mean, this is really, they're not dueling top five. Dueling top fives have to be in the same category. This is your top five and Mike has a separate top five. It could sense his top five. Okay, so it's not a dueling top five, but what is your top five, Mike? Names, in or around sports, that inspired the least amount of confidence. Is this an eber flu?
Starting point is 00:10:17 Yeah, owner. Yeah, OLI, because I was just looking at Matt Eber flu, and I was trying to pronounce his name correctly, and I just said, you know what, don't give it that much effort, Mike, this guy's not long for this one. I've never seen that guy talk into his headset. He's always just like staring with like a, like a serious look. Great hair though.
Starting point is 00:10:34 You can, you can clip this. I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life that it's not gonna work out for Matt Eberfluss. Really? Yeah, it's just, it's just not. Because of his name. Okay. Eber Fluce. I can't be making that that noise with my mouth around the leader of men. Coach,
Starting point is 00:10:50 Eber Fluce. Eber Fluce. No, Eber Luce. I think coaches should make up names. They should have stage names like actors do, musicians do. If you have a name like Eber Fluce, Jack Spade, right? Give yourself like a, a man like, you know, like, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a on my feet. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, you can see with that zoo-o-o-video, I've been doing this for a while. These things change, the top five's change. Well, I can be fluid after you give away a punch line. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I'm used to it though. So, O.L.I. Matt, Iber Flute. I don't want to get to the top five yet. If thinking on my feet again, okay, now I'll just go fuck myself, Dan, how about that? I'll just do that. What would you like to do? The place that I wanted to end up was talking to Chris Cody about the argument
Starting point is 00:11:50 that Greg and his wife got into this morning. You know, it's not going to get much funnier than Mattie, he perflused anyways. So I'm just, I mean, I mean, she's had success. So I'm not, Marty Morningwag would have been a nice visual. North Turner. Yeah, it's not even that good. It's a crap one. What was yours? Norve is a good one. Yeah. Norve is good. You can't trust the norve. Put it on the pole. We don't get to talk about the list after the list gets stored up in a million pieces. What do you mean you just did that? You just throw it out. Don't say we don't get to do it when you throw a morning wagon my face. Because you're white. You had one good joke in the past. That was me. I don't get to hear wheel lots. Sorry. Oh, we're lots.
Starting point is 00:12:32 You don't get to hear wheel lots. We're lots is a good one. You could have had it. He was good one. What did the code he's fighting over this morning? My dad was mad at my mom because it was cold out when he got outside into my car and he was mad his wife didn't tell him. I mean, she gets up before me to let the dog out. So she's outdoors at like 5 a.m. and yet can't tell me, hey put put on a, you know, an overcoat. Little chilly out, right? Coat, pee coat, you know, dressed accordingly.
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Starting point is 00:14:30 You walked in here the other day with silverware in a pocket. That's right, because my wife wasn't here to put it in her purse. Still got your wife must be amazed at what a child you are. What do you mean? Just your eating habits. I'm prepared. I am. You're eating habits. You know what?
Starting point is 00:14:46 The mess that your desk is. Yeah, the mess that my desk is. I'd just like to say this right now, every single person in here, everyone who's has benefited from something that I've had underneath my desk. You think that I haven't given people spare socks before because you'd be wrong?
Starting point is 00:15:03 You're a hoarder. I'm prepared. Underwear. Underwear. Chris wore my underwear once. This is the Dalé Batar show with a stugat. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I'm dead. That was when I had thoughts. Why is problematic, Joseph Gacky, questionable legacy, Joseph Gacky, wandering around in the shadows, whispering in my ears in that voice? The word deadspin again. No one on the left seems to care about the kids.
Starting point is 00:15:34 No one on the left seems to care about the kids. There's an innocent, cultural, appropriating child in the middle of all of this. I had to take a break off of attending money I'd roll with play Travis and Alexei Lollas. What a crew! Jelly Roll was there. You guys know what you did, back to you.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Lollas. I mean, the culture ward does have to get funny, right? I mean, it does have to take a tour into funny. I've still got my top five list, which is top five shocking things to happen at the Nuggets Clippers game, and Sturgat outside looking in, outside looking in.
Starting point is 00:16:24 O-L-I. O-L-I is an announcer, live on air, And you got outside looking in yes outside looking in all I I am an answer live on air just said the N word accidentally Outside looking wow not in the top five That's a strong top five I agree that's going too far. Let's go in to four. I'm just telling you I'm telling you what I'm telling you that that they were shocking thing after shocking thing that happened after 1030 last night. Ask a question. Was it a white?
Starting point is 00:16:51 It was. It was. Answer the question. Was it a white? It was not. It was live on air. It was live on air. It was live on air.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Was it a white? A white. Was it? Because if it was, I would have heard about it would be in the top five in the being number one I think I think it would be number one if if I could answer that question directly but no, but it's out It's outside looking in it's outside looking it wasn't a white. I'm not answering that question Is that one's easy? Yes, so that's one you can't do.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Number five, unless you're Morgan Wallin. Exciting. It is just like a lunch pad. Number five is James Harden, the descent of James harden in a game that the clippers lost at home to the nugget now has him uh... shooting twelve percent of his shots in the restricted area you know the way this is going to age is going to be jumpers from the outside because it's hard to get to the rim and fall on the floor and get fifteen files of game so twelve percent of his shots in the restricted or area that's twenty percent of points lower than where he usually is when he's an MVP of the league It wordy. Yeah, it was hard to figure out where I was gonna hit the fanfare there number four not in word No
Starting point is 00:18:18 Jokits no Murray no Gordon and Denver wins at LA by nine hook Gordon and Denver wins at LA by 9. And somehow Yoke Tzarms were still bleeding. Despite not playing. He always arm like. Paul George scored six points in 37 minutes and had another shot off the side of the backboard at the end. Six points in 37 minutes. Number two, Deandre Jordan, 21 points.
Starting point is 00:18:44 What's 13 rebounds absolutely not I'm Google in this that's ridiculous false act for sure in this year yeah this year right that's number two that's number season for which team in this team was the Clippers of the nuggets and he scored that much more he's on the nuggets yes you really what's crazier What's crazier is you had five assists and two steals. Wow. That's not crazier.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Two times. It's not crazier. It's my list. Fair. Well done. And this is number two. Yeah. That's why I believe it.
Starting point is 00:19:16 When I bring out my list, you guys, I don't do it very often. We know. But oh well, I, as an answer, I will remind you again. This is the thing. I don't know if it's caught the internet ablaze, but it probably should Live on air During a nuggets game. I'm just scared of this subject matter. Mm-hmm. He he was trying to say nuggets Top fives are fun though, right? I mean you're enjoying yourself aren't you?
Starting point is 00:19:45 Outside looking in we got it Deandre Jordan 21 points 13 rebounds is vastly more shocking than that. He's learning from Yochitch. Wait till this start bleeding Wait till this next one. Wait until number one. I like to under promise and over deliver. Where we at? Number one. Number two. I know it's been a bit meandering. That's true. It's been an official deandre Jordan. That is correct. Number one. Reggie Jackson. Mr. October. Not that Reggie Jackson.. October not that Reggie Jackson Mr. November This Reggie Jackson who is that Reggie Jackson but not that Reggie Jackson the same Reggie Jack NBA Reggie Jackson Yeah, what what team was he on last?
Starting point is 00:20:42 I'm trying to decide which team he's on now i'm trying to add to the isn't that he's ever been on the same oakley days ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He that was many there was a couple of teams. Oh, that's where he got his big contract, but but here's the big pin Here is the big punch line Because I haven't even gotten to by the way other outside looking in Westbrook got into fight with a fan during play That's not surprising Russell has every week, but but the surprising part is that Ty Lou has said the clippers have never had a leader in that Westbrook is their leader Oh, wow, that's surprising. Is it not surprising? Outside looking in.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Not good enough. Reggie Jackson for the Denver Nuggets. So the team, the champion Nuggets without Jogic Murray or Gordon went into the Clippers. And one by nine points because Reggie Jackson on 15 of 19 shooting, put up 35 points. You can get out of here. I'm voting for Deandre Jordan.
Starting point is 00:21:48 With 13 assists. 13 dimes. Whoa. With 13 assists, I knew you were gonna do that. It's the 13 assists that put him over the top. He totally controlled that game. I think five assists from Deandre Jordan's warm breaths. It might be the 15 of 19 is what put me over the top.
Starting point is 00:22:06 I'm Reggie Jackson, 15 of 19. So the N word, huh? Yeah. Oh, a lie. It just flew out. Oh, I'm sorry afterwards. No, it was such an awkward stammer. And then I'd like to see what's next
Starting point is 00:22:20 because I haven't been able to find it even on the internet. I mean, you got some luck. The one game you watch was sound. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha turn him in because I'm like I feel so alive. After midnight, what are you kidding me? This game is so good. Westbrook's fighting. Fans. Chris, how does your father blame your mother for him not knowing that it's cold outside? I told him, it's like my five year old waiting on us to tell her how to dress.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Like it's just- No, it's a common courtesy. I gotta be honest. If you go out and walk the dog and it's slightly chillier than normal, you should come in and tell everyone. You tell me. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:11 And she watched me, she knows what I'm wearing. And not, she should, you know, oh, by the way, it's cold out. Why don't you put on a pair of jeans, put on a long sleeve shirt. She's always saying I should wear long sleeves. For those wondering, it's 73 degrees out.
Starting point is 00:23:26 It was 60. It was 60. It was a balmy 68 degrees this morning for a long day. Up my house at 658 and it was in the 50s. It was funny to watch 59. No, that's not, no, no, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I was up at that hour in the morning.
Starting point is 00:23:41 No, it was, it was in the mid 60s. What was it, dude? I was 59 when I woke up. Yeah, it was two hours north. I mean, two points. Yeah, it was, it was in the mid 60s. What was it, dude? No, it was a two point. I was 59 when I woke up. Damn, what's your hours north? I mean, two points. Yeah, it was snowing. No, but it was just funny, because I can't hear my dad. My dad's walking out of his garage to come out to my car
Starting point is 00:23:53 because we took the bright line today. And I just see him mouth cold. Cold. And I'm just like, like, it's just such a, at this time of year, you check the weather app. Who checks the weather app? People. I don't check the weather app. Like, who checks the weather app? The people. I don't know what weather app.
Starting point is 00:24:06 The weather's never right. I don't know. Lucy, I want to get, we have to get, you're never right. You're never right. Lucy, this has to be among the fun of us. The fun of us. You have ever heard from lifelong Floridians complaining
Starting point is 00:24:17 about 59 degrees as we approach December. I feel like I'm losing brain cells. If that thing starts with a five, we are bundling up. There's, just, just, just put it in the heat. I thought when I got here. I was like, so this is what winners like. I didn't know what they were talking about. I didn't even realize it was cold today because it was 60 degrees. That's fine. We just we just need to buck up. If it's in the 70s, that's sweater weather here. Like if it gets below 80, that's time to break out pants and a hoodie and get ready to bundle up. If it gets into the 60s, forget about it. I mean, that's a bundle up courtesy of Burlington Coat Factory.
Starting point is 00:24:48 I'm the corner of 441 and commercial boulevard. There's no Burlington everywhere. They're all on the end power line road, right? What about the Burlington? They're all on power line road. Bird road. I need to, just for the audience, you know, we have a worldwide audience. And Chris Coat for the audience, you know, we have a worldwide audience.
Starting point is 00:25:07 And Chris, the code, the code is both saying, yeah, mom's got to tell me it's 59 out. No, I'm criticizing him. I'm saying he should check it like an adult. Chris, if you went outside and walked a dog, would you walk it and it was cold? First of all, my mom's letting the dog outside. Like maybe I'm not. But you said a feel of what outside of your life. I thought it was a possibility. Yeah, it is check an app. We're not saying it's a common courtesy The dog needs to tell you to got a shake. Yeah, shake. It's wet out there in cold dog needs to tell you
Starting point is 00:25:35 Jumping Charlie's fairly useless that way he is believe me in a million other ways Go on how can mean you know, he's just, he's in a bad run, the dog. And I mean that literally. You sent him to like a six week or two month expensive boot camp. Did not work. They spent thousands of dollars to send it to a boot camp, and then as soon as they got him back, the people at the boot camp handed him like a buzzard,
Starting point is 00:25:59 like here, this will work. Yeah, but we don't use that. I find that to be inhumane. Agreed. We don't use that. But it was just funny that this place that's supposed to train your dog. Their big solution was at the end. They're like, we tried, but if it doesn't listen, use this thing. Right. It just seemed like you could have just saved some money there. Well, you know, we tried jumping Charlie's almost two. He's going to be two in March. Still does the occasional poop in the house. You know, people can
Starting point is 00:26:20 relate. I don't know. Maybe they can't just like his dad. Yeah, I mean, you know I do it. I blame it on the dog. Have you considered a bird? No, we have you can pick up a bird at Simbad's exotic bird house on the corner of bird road I propose exotic bird breeder kennel and soar with birds of all sizes Thank you. It's Symbad with an M. He loved Bird Robe. Don't love a TARD. A few things feel better than when you're on a roller coaster with no underwear. Noted. Try it. A very weird observation by Stugat.
Starting point is 00:26:59 You should try it. Don't knock it until you try it, Dan O. Stugat! You know what Stugat, I reconsider my position. I have not tried it and so I won't knock it until you try it, Dan O. Stulgats! You know what Stulgats, I reconsider my position. I have not tried it and so I won't knock it. Please explain to us in as much elaboration as you can why it's so wonderful to ride on a roller coaster with no underwear. Well, you just get that incredible breeze that you can only get when you're high up on a roller coaster and it's about to go down and when it goes down oh does it feel good
Starting point is 00:27:25 like air conditioning inside your shorts it's amazing and it really is this is the dan lebertar show with the stugats we've got legitimate issues here between Chris Cody and his father mm-hmm they do a podcast together it is successful. It has real tension in it. Because the father and the son have father-son disagreements and the audience doesn't like that the son is mean to the father. I side with Chris Cody on almost every single thing. I don't think Chris Cody is too mean. He has to manage a father who thinks he's the star of the show and
Starting point is 00:28:05 everything he says is golden flakes of wonder that makes the audience crazed with the light and thank you for speaking for me when i'm sitting right here he is the star of the show his names on the show twice but with that said after that is also true he thinks everything he says is interesting no you guys just you guys are speaking for me, so continue. No, no, well, I'm just, I didn't interrupt. I'm setting up the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody.
Starting point is 00:28:32 You're setting up up back in my day, right? That's a regular Tuesday benchmark, right? Yeah, usually, yeah, not every Tuesday. We try to, but you have one this Tuesday, right? No, no, I don't. All it is. Usually is a stretch. It's a holiday season. What does that mean is usually these the stretch. It's a holiday season
Starting point is 00:28:45 What is that what does that mean? It's not even December yet. It's like it was just Thanksgiving You know, we had a beautiful Thanksgiving you took our facts you took lot last week off immediately a Greg Cody signed here last week That's that's a holiday Greg Cody sipping his coffee right now. All right, let me let me talk I need to get I need to tell everybody what's happening here because the backstory is interesting Greg Cody sipping his coffee right now. All right, let me let me talk. I need to get I need to tell everybody what's happening here because the back story is Interesting Greg Cody as soon as he finally gets his terms negotiated from metal Arc media signs a contract that I learned today Mr
Starting point is 00:29:17 Got is more than he thought it was going to be wow He took a week off of work last week because he says he was on assignment for the herald go to going fourteen and two against the spread making his best haha fourteen and two you see what happens when he has time i mean fourteen and two happens when he has time for a second to think and now he doesn't have a back in my day either all first first day back but the the thing that happens with kody and his son that is real
Starting point is 00:29:46 and is real hurt like legitimate hurt i just saw it in the kitchen i don't even know if christ kody notice that eating area that we would know the grazing area yes where i just shoveled a couple of pepperoni in my face uh... gregg kody was over there, legitimately heard,
Starting point is 00:30:07 I've known your father long enough to know this, legitimately hurt, wounded, that his kids do not read his column and have never read his column. That's the part I will fight back on. Have I read every column? No, I need a password. Okay. Well, the thing that Christopher tends to do on my own podcast, which annoys me, and I don't mind vigorous debate.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Like, okay, I hate the in-season tournament. I don't mind him disagreeing with that, but what he does is he says that I don't really believe that that I'm just making up my opinion, just for the sake of it. I don't think you hate it. That's a bad habit. You can't do that to your dad,
Starting point is 00:30:49 because what you're taking away is the one thing that he has or thinks that he has is credibility. It undercustoms me. I mean, but you can't do that. I guess not. You can have the argument, that's fine. Okay, go back and forth,
Starting point is 00:31:01 but you can't cut him at the knees. Thank you. Mr. Godds, what is happening here? It's with Greg Cody's career and it's with journalism in general. I mean, it's why I was, you thought you were accusing me of accusing Karissa Thompson of committing a crime or some world-ending thing. Greg Cody is a journalist who's still out here caring about credibility when no one gives a shit about that anymore.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Fake news, fake news, fake news, hate journalists, my hate of journalists is such, I don't trust any of you. You're caring about your credibility and we're all undercutting it here weekly. And it bothers your father that he's not taking more credibly like he is on the Corn Hizer show. I would want a more creative, like, chance with the take.
Starting point is 00:31:47 If you're gonna do, like, you're just doing the, I don't like it too much. It's kind of like what you do with statistics and analytics, too much information. I don't want it. It's just, it's dismissive. I'm not even giving it a chance. I'm just, I've formed my take, don't like it,
Starting point is 00:32:00 and it just feels like you're just faking it. Okay, but it's not, you know, your opinion of my opinion doesn't matter as much as my opinion. Like I am telling you what I think. That's great. That's great show. That's one. That's one.
Starting point is 00:32:14 That's one. That show is so good. That show is so good. I want that show. You're a new opinion. Metal, you're a new opinion. You're a new opinion. My opinion is it in your pocket. You're keeping it in your pocket. You're keeping it in your pocket. You're keeping it in your pocket.
Starting point is 00:32:26 As important as my opinion. New contracts. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group.
Starting point is 00:32:34 I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I mean, in another group. I did him so much on the podcast that they had to edit out half of it because it got so enraged. Greg, I can completely understand why you would be frustrated at Chris for undermining your takes. But what I can't understand is why you would be upset that he's not reading every column because I specifically prefer that my family doesn't listen to any of this. My wife doesn't listen to any of what I do here, unless I've carefully curated
Starting point is 00:33:05 I wanna show her something like, man, when I did that JT on the River thing, it was the first thing I did when I got home. I was like, look how funny this shit is. My wife would divorce me if she heard everything. If my family listened to the last 20 years, oh boy. It doesn't annoy me anymore. It doesn't annoy me anymore.
Starting point is 00:33:19 The only time it used to, keep in mind, Christopher and Michael are both huge Marlins fans, Okay, and these are the days when I actually used to get the paper delivered on my lawn. Like the sports section is right there on the kitchen counter. And they're asking me something about the Marlins that I had just written about. So I'm like literally saying, yeah,
Starting point is 00:33:39 I just wrote about that. There it is right there on the kitchen counter. That's the only time it used to be a little bit annoying. Well, I was just, I was never in the realm of let me pick this new. How old were you at that time? I'm cracking open. Yeah. One thing started getting on phones. I started reading. Yeah. I'm talking about when they're like you know he's 14 and his brother's 10 or something like that. You know, old enough to read. They've got enough assigned
Starting point is 00:33:58 reading it, you know, through school. I mean come on. You're going to make them read more. They're huge. They're huge. Marlon's pay for it it. They're huge marlins fans and their dad has just written the marlins come You would think they would read it. Well, that's why newspapers died well two Shay Tashay I was gonna say it myself Wow, that's a good t-shirt T-Shay Tashay Tashay How many units do you think we can move? A lot of people at Sioux, Doral,
Starting point is 00:34:26 and they're two Shay Tasha heads. Yeah, the nice hat shirt really went over. Jeremy, whoever Jeremy's fans are would love his wife doesn't listen. A two Shay Tasha shirt. There you go. That's also a good name for an arrogant French argument show. Two's Jay-Tashe? Get on that. Get on that. For mirroring after your opinion, my opinion is your opinion.
Starting point is 00:34:51 It is such a good name for a show. The hurt is real though, Chris, so that you know, and the hurt comes from here. Your father, as I have, that's what I'm saying. He does, I'm right. That's what I'm talking about. Have dedicated himself to a craft that he will die caring about. He's dedicated his life to it.
Starting point is 00:35:10 It might be the thing your father does best and one of the few things that your father can take a real professional pride in for 50 years has been a journalist in this market who's mattered. And that his kids, that he couldn't even interest them when they're interested in the team, that he could. That's not truly, like, I would push back on that. Like, are articles about the Marlin, I'm not reading, I wasn't reading all your columns,
Starting point is 00:35:34 but I would read Marlin columns. Like, I think it's unfair what you're doing there. Okay. Thank you. Hmm. What a moment. Fine. I mean, see, I don't argue back and forth. My opinion, your opinion is more important than yours. Yeah, that doesn't work. You don't know how to do this if you don't argue back and forth. My opinion is more important than yours. That doesn't work. You don't know how to do this if you don't argue back and forth.
Starting point is 00:35:49 My opinion is more important than yours, and you can't end with that. I'm fine. I don't care whether or not he says that he used to read my Marlon's columns occasionally when I think he didn't. I mean, I'm going to defer to his opinion because he's saying it. It's just frustrating for Dan because you were more passionate about this conversation in the kitchen than you are. He's hurt! What is your opinion of his opinion?
Starting point is 00:36:10 It is your opinion. But your opinion is the more important opinion. We've established that. Tushae. Well, Mike, your opinion is wrong because we have at least one buyer of that shirt. It's Cynthia in the other room. There you go. Tushae, Tasha.
Starting point is 00:36:22 That's right. Tushae, Tasha. That's a good shirt too. Chris, we're making note. Let's get the two shade, Tasha shirt, in the Greg Cody merch store before Levitade. Why would that be like that? With our show. He just wants to make a video.
Starting point is 00:36:34 He's just wanting wherever it falls. Certainly Stu got to recognize his hat. Of course I do. I got a favor in my mascot. Put it up there. You get a couple hundred bucks, you know? Another shirt that we stumbled upon on on Thanksgiving that my dad was like We should put that on the site was somebody misspoke. What is a Freudian slip when you like switch words?
Starting point is 00:36:49 He was like everything's butter with better Yeah, my uncle dick said that the famous uncle dick Uncle dick was like everything's butter with better my dad's like that's a shirt. Hey you talk me too I've got some football stuff for you on your opinion, isn't it as important as my opinion? I've got the better opinion. My opinions are the opinions are the important opinions. Can we make this show please? And that's your opinion.
Starting point is 00:37:17 We've been doing it for many years featuring La Sean McCoy. Shady. And Eric Davis. Somebody writes in here every other episode of this podcast evolves into a PSA on how dangerous NFL football is. We get it, Dan. And yeah, I understand that we get it. We said that, Pacelli. Everybody has a 15 shows.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Like what are they talking about? No, the hip-drop tackle. We took it out. What was interesting to me about last night's game, Mike Ryan's been telling you, man, Zappy, you see that he was throwing 1.3 ariards. Do you see that the offense, the passes are shorter than they've been since like the 70s and Tom Brady.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Older voice is saying, football's mediocre now and Aaron Rogers. Older voice is saying, yeah, I agree Aaron Rogers older voice is saying yeah, I agree with him This is kind of shit. It's not the way Brady and Rogers play. It's kind of shit then last night I a third string quarterback. They're on three in Minnesota. You can't keep them healthy. They're on three Oh, he's the terrible one. Ah, I was a nice story for a couple weeks. Lin Sanity. Yeah, he's terrible though That's why nobody that's why you can't count on that because he's terrible the past or not That's correct came back to earth and lost to a team that didn't score it touched out. Lost, that's the first time that's happened and I don't know forever. He lost the Hebrew fluis, man. It's over. Brian Flores loses his lost suit every week
Starting point is 00:38:39 when two of plays. Well, he's allowed 10 points the last couple of weeks, oh and two. That has to suck losing it every single week. Every week. I used to like his defense when it was with the dolphins. Now it just with the, it just looks okay. It's just oh, blitz everyone every play. Got it. Bears are three and one in prime time. If you're someone who only watches it night, you got a day job. You haven't heard about anything.
Starting point is 00:39:01 You're like, you think the bears are great. They're one in seven at all other times. If you don't watch on Sundays. Justin Fields didn't, I saw Rich Eisen at some point put out a tweet that Justin Fields, an electric athlete, somebody we wanna watch, right? Average passing yard attempt, less than Zappy, point eight at one point in that game.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Point eight, not even a yard at one point in that game. Just dump, dump, dump, dump. Cause you can't keep the quarterback's healthy cause there's too many athletes, they're violent. It's an injured sport. Everybody, ah! I can only throw one yard unless... And the defense is good.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Or I'm CJ Stroud. Yeah. Flores defense is really good. That guy never throws one yard, ever. I kind of feel like I could average more than one air yard per attempt Just by catching a snap and throwing it somewhere just leaving it just it's not gonna be point eight yards That's impossible Joe Buck who told us last week There's no way they flex again out ended that broadcast by saying and that game is over thankfully
Starting point is 00:40:00 broadcast by saying, and that game is over, thankfully. I was, I was, I was, I was, thankfully.

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