The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Everyone Do The Carlton!

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Molly Jong-Fast is here to discuss the first Republican debate and all the ins and outs of Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis, and more. Then, Ryan Clark has apologized to Tua for his comments about his body,... and everyone wants to do The Carlton and The Elaine. Plus, what are the TV shows you go to sleep to? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel Tarshou with the Stugat's Podcast. She's been on with us before. She hosts fast politics. And if you're on threads still trying to keep threads alive. She is a must follow on threads. I think it's like we're finding the losing battle so far but Molly I think it's you and I'm very grateful to Molly Chong fast who is reveling in the general sense that people
Starting point is 00:00:43 who aren't welcome on Twitter are now welcome on threads. I want to talk to you about what happened last time with the Republican debates, but I'd like to talk to you mainly first about how you're positioning yourself to be a must follow on threads. Okay. This is the first time I've ever been interviewed about threads, but yes, threads were trying hard to... That should be the slogan. Threads, yes, we're trying hard.
Starting point is 00:01:09 We're trying hard. I feel bad. I feel like it's like the only thing that could make me like Mark Zuckerberg is Elon Musk. Same. Same. It found a way to make Mark Zuckerberg by comparison the likable one. Right. Exactly. The slightly less awful tech billionaire still nefarious, but not quite
Starting point is 00:01:30 as nefarious and does not espouse real white supremacist talking points. That guy we're trying to keep alive is, you know, his billions of dollars. I dollars and then look who knows how this goes uh... it does seem like you want to try to make twitter as or sorry acts as unusable as possible for seemingly no reason it it feels to me like mark zuckerberg is taking this opportunity to embrace a face turn which i find this are if, like on the balance
Starting point is 00:02:06 of things, you could argue Zuckerberg's done more to destroy American democracy than Elon Musk is presently attempting to do. Yes. But with his messaging, with his bicompericiding that he is duplately, even with his relatability, which has impossibly never been able to relate to anybody. It does feel like Zuckerberg is keenly aware that there is a lane for him to get back in good grades.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Yes. Last nefarious tech billionaire is a lane that is wide open for Mark Zuckerberg. And I hope he takes it. I mean, look, it's hard not to seem less nefarious than Elon Musk, right? I mean, every day he's engaging with some terrifying white supremacist. He's exposing these talking points, you know, the great replacement theory. That's not a mainstream theory. Thank God, that's a really scary kind of right wing theory that bleeds into a lot of scary stuff.
Starting point is 00:03:07 So, I am a little bit relieved that the reality of Zuckerberg is much better at what he does at this social media world than Elon now. Does that mean Threads wins, not necessarily, but if you were to look at history, Elon has done pretty well with Tesla and pretty well with SpaceX. But since he's had Twitter, it's been just a complete, in complete free fall. Switching years now to what happened last night. And at the conclusion of this show, I'm literally hopping on a plane to get out of this country because you mentioned the word relief.
Starting point is 00:03:42 And I do, I have found relief in the last couple of years that I've gotten away from the day in and day out of what did he do now? How did he embarrass our country now? But I did not, even though there were debates last night, that didn't feature like the biggest trigger for me, which is Donald Trump, it included several triggers. And it seems as though no one really took the opportunity presented to them from what
Starting point is 00:04:07 I'm reading and maybe you can tell me different, I don't know what the vibe is on threads right now. It seems like nobody really took the opportunity that was presented to them, which is use this opportunity without Donald Trump in the room to separate yourself a little bit, not be a coward and try to disassociate yourself from the general direction that the Republican party, if we can even call it that anymore, is headed in. Who succeeded last night? Who failed?
Starting point is 00:04:37 Did everybody fail? So I would say that the big winners last night were Vavak and not because he's great, but because I think he illustrated really important and interesting point, which is that the only person who is going to take the Republican party away from a complete charlatan, a charismatic salesman is another charismatic salesman.
Starting point is 00:05:04 So, you know, you had all these fancy Republicans, the sort of elites saying, no, it's all about policy. We just run this guy who's also even more right-wing, Ron DeSantis, a sort of less charismatic memiograph of the OG and will win. But it turns out that the base does not care about policy at all. This was never about building the wall. This was merely about getting these guys excited and Vivek is able to do that in the same way Trump was. So do I think he's going to be the nominee? Absolutely not. But do I think that there's a lesson there with this Republican base that they are susceptible to that kind of charlatan? Yes, yes, I do. How were it here in Vivek
Starting point is 00:05:51 use an Obama quote during his opening speech during the debate? It was incredible and you saw they called him on it, right? I wasn't Nikki Haley or was it, I think it was Chris Christie who called him on it. It was weird. I mean, that was wild stuff. And I have to say like, you know, Obama had been, was a senator. He was, you know, the idea that he's at all comparable to Vivek who's just a charlatan is complete madness. I want to concentrate a little bit on Ron DeSantis,
Starting point is 00:06:24 which seemingly had the backing of Fox News early on, had King making moment after King making moment. He actually, his term as governor for those that voted for him and even maybe some independence with the benefit of hindsight, maybe realize, okay, the Florida went about COVID a different way than everybody else, but in retrospect, okay, just on the merits of keeping business alive, he certainly positioned himself to be a star. And ever since then, ever since he launched this presidential campaign, he is undone
Starting point is 00:07:03 Rhonda Santas, the governor, to the point that he is actually laying down his, his shield a little bit and backing off from the Disney stuff has Ron DeSantis with this, at this point, failed presidential bid ruined his legacy as a governor. Yeah, and I don't, I would argue that his legacy as a governor. First of all, COVID was at once in a life, at least once in my lifetime pandemic. So the idea that all of a sudden that people should have immediately known, you know, like they close the playgrounds, like they shouldn't close the playgrounds,
Starting point is 00:07:36 but nobody knew how it was, you know, that you couldn't get it outside or that you were much less likely to get it outside. I mean, we were, the learning curve was like just a completely sharp uphill. And so mistakes were made by many, many people. And so I don't know that and just, I just like, killed a lot of old people. So like the idea that this guy is somehow, you know, and did he, I mean, maybe he kept the public schools open slightly more, slightly longer,
Starting point is 00:08:06 and looked at school should have opened sooner. And maybe they should have never closed because younger people were not affected the same way as older people. But they didn't know that at the time. And you didn't want to be wrong. You didn't want to have a room filled with dead children. I mean, except when it comes to school shootings, in which case Republicans are fine with that.
Starting point is 00:08:22 But you didn't want to have a, you know, you didn't want to be wrong on that. And so people took an abundance of caution. And they were wrong on some things. But I don't know how he does a victory left. What I would say about DeSantis is DeSantis didn't win because he was a great governor. He won because he was running against a terrible candidate who had been a Republican five minutes ago Who was just a complete disaster and a Democratic party that in Florida had been completely decimated So did he win by 10 points? Yes. Should he probably have won by one or two points? Yeah, it's like it's just not dispositive to take that victory and
Starting point is 00:09:00 Extrapolate from there a lot of the candidates actually went out there to Teachers Union and wanting to get rid of the Department of Education. How is that gonna help? I mean, that's like a GOP talking point that they're very excited about. They hate the Teachers Union. Again, what we've seen if the big problem is inequity, if the big problem is people not making enough,
Starting point is 00:09:21 then a union is a solution for that. So I don't know how destroying the, look, the teacher's union was wrong. They should not have kept schools close as long as they did. But again, this is one of these things. I'm excited is 2020. If we knew what the virus did back then, we could have said, no, you got to keep the schools open. So I don't know. I mean, that's just, there are so many of these weird boogie men that Republicans left. They're going to abolish the Department of Education, but they're not, you know, but they're going to make sure, I mean, it just doesn't, it's just like a very, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:52 these people ultimately hate government, right? So they just wanted kill government, but they, it's boiler, they work in government. Yeah, government and that balloons under their president and yet, it doesn't seem to stick to them. And by the way, I know some teachers here in the state of Florida and it's terrifying what's happening to their curriculum right now. And they're taking a page at a communist cubist book, which they'll use the education system to fully indoctrinate people on their version of the past and a terrifying vision of the future. And as not enough teachers at all in this state, as a dissatisfaction.
Starting point is 00:10:25 No, and they're incentivizing charter schools and making it, that's how they're winning some of the people over, which is, oh, you're gonna pay me to go to a charter school. So, and while taking a hatchet to public schools curriculum, it's a very terrifying thing. But there's a lot to be scared of here just on this planet alone.
Starting point is 00:10:39 But what about the threat outside of this planet? From last night I saw this clip, and Chris Christie, who is probably by comparison, the one that is most staunchly anti-Trump, and that he's not afraid to go at him, he probably lost any consideration that I would give him by his soft answer on UFOs. We have a clip. For you, Governor Christie,
Starting point is 00:11:00 do you believe that the recent spike in UFO encounters? Oh. I get the UFO question. Come on. Do you believe that the recent spike in UFO encounters? I guess the UFO question. Yeah, you can come on. Really? No way. But, okay, we've been hearing a lot of testimony in Congress and people are taking this lab seriously,
Starting point is 00:11:17 and we're hearing that there are things going on that people aren't aware of. So, if you were president, Governor Christie, would you level with the American people about what the government knows about these possible? Look, Martha. And especially coming from a woman from New Jersey, I think it's horrible that just kind of up from New Jersey,
Starting point is 00:11:39 you asked me about unidentified flying objects and martians, we're different, but we're not that different. Look, deeply troubling, UFOs are no laughing matter. And I think it shows the ignorance of the human race in how everyone in that room laughed. It's a very real thing. They might be coming from the ocean, Molly. Oh, yeah. Thank you for this question. You know, look, again, this is like, I'm just going to Trump did a, did a very lame interview with Tucker Carlson last night in which Tucker Carlson said like did Epstein kill himself.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Trump was president. He was president when Epstein died. He was president during, you know, whatever UFO thing may or may not have happened. Like, he had the opportunity, right? He was president. He could have, I mean, I feel like there's a continual kind of like, you know, he had this opportunity to do whatever he wanted, declassify all the JFK documents. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:12:40 I mean, you know, lock up Hunter Biden. I mean, these are like these things. They're, you know, he was president. He couldn't done anything he wanted. And, and so with that, I think is a large sort of failing on the part of Republican. What is the disconnect between Republicans and Democrat? Well, not, I know there's a lot of disconnects, but when it comes to the Hunter Biden thing, whenever you hear about Trump's indictments, quickly people will snap back with Hunter Biden as if there are anything within the same stratosphere. But let's entertain this.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Why do they think Democrats will toe the line that, well, since he's a Democrat, we don't want him to go to jail? Where I think I'm like most people, which is if you break the law, if they do an investigation, if you are found by a free and fair court that you did something wrong, yeah, serve time, serve a punishment. I don't get this where just because someone is like Donald Trump, our guy, they can just break the law and everyone's cool with it because he's on our side. There's a huge disconnect between Democrats and Republicans,
Starting point is 00:13:45 like we hear you. We're just not like that. Sure. Go after Hunter Biden if he did something wrong. Yeah. I mean, I'm fine with that. First of all, who even knows if Hunter Biden is a Democrat? I mean, I assume he votes Democrat, but you know, President Sun is the meaningless term to me. If he did something wrong, lock him up, send him, him up, send him to jail, it doesn't affect anything. I think the idea here is this Steve Bannonism, you flood the zone with an expletive and you make it seem like everyone is corrupt, is as corrupt as Trump, so that then you don't have to answer for the fact that your guy has been indicted on two
Starting point is 00:14:25 sets of state charges, two sets of federal charges and a superseding indictment. I mean, the head of the Republican Party, the front runner is out on bail and surrendering again. Yeah. And his lead increases seemingly with every indictment. As if that doesn't say more to the, the present state of affairs. Molly, always enjoy having you on the show. Thank you so much. Don't be a stranger. And quite honestly,
Starting point is 00:14:51 maybe revisit your answer on the UFO thing because I kind of feel like you dismiss it too. When it's very clearly a threat, it's a threat. I'm hoping to get, you know, get not by them. So, all right. Fast politics is the name of the podcast Molly John Fast follower on threads. Thank you. Don Lebertard. Who is the comedian? Is it James Mulvaney? How do you pronounce his?
Starting point is 00:15:15 John Mulaney. There you go. Thank you. John Mulaney is $2. Yeah, that's a bad fine. Wow everybody started shaking their head. The meanies arguably the most popular comedian right now. James Mulvaney.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Stugats. Put it on the pole, Guillermo. Is John Mulvaney the most popular columnist at Levitar Show? Oh my God. comedian, Dan. Jesus. Get it together. Excuse me, comedian, my bad. This is the Dan Levitar Show with this two gods. What is the best way to do this?
Starting point is 00:15:48 What is the best way to do this? What is the best way to do this? A couple of updates. I mean, it's back. Thank you. I'm not sure whether we talked them into coming back or whether he just came back on his own. It seems to not have this very flowery disposition right now, so it seems to be a little bit upset.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Can we talk this out? Can we talk about something you want to talk about? Do you just want to say F-me raising? Let's do show. Let's just do show. Making a little awkward. Let's just do show. Let's just do show. Sometimes feelings get in the way.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I don't want to do this. Let's just do show. OK, but I want to do show with the charismatic. I mean, like, you walked in, you had a bunch of enters. You're planning to do charismatic, right now. I don't want to be the topic. That's like, give me a topic, a mean like, you walked in, you had a bunch of enters, you're planning a charismatic right now. I don't want to be the topic. That's like, give me a topic, and we'll talk about how to be charismatic.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Don't be the topic. Let's throw three of me and topics onto the wheel and see which one it lands on. We've got hard knocks, which you wanted to talk about. I know we talked about it, we've got Zack Snyder, Rebel Moon, and we've got white people who can't do the Carlton, and we've got a telemarketers' docu-series great talk
Starting point is 00:16:49 juju which one that land on white people can't do the car wow good so this is connected to hard knocks yeah yeah but last I think it was last episode of hard knocks they're at a preseason game it's a home preseason game and and Rogers looks to the stands as a there goes my people and they show Fans who are guests are on the the jumbo tron doing the Carlton Which is a popular thing that people do at sports arenas now is like everyone do the Carlton come on You got to do it for us, right? Because you're in a lousy mood you might as well just do something to put in a good mood
Starting point is 00:17:19 We need to have a mean do it and we also need Chris Cody to do it or Volunteering members of the country Lucy Chris Cody. No, that's not. And they're in due to clouds and I don't want to do the Carlton. I want to be here. I want to do. I know I can. Carlton's been at Tahoe the last few years. And I don't like how people call him Carlton. Alfonso Rivera. But he, like he welcomes it. He does, and he's a showman, but like I walked all 18 holes with him once. Yeah. And it's uncomfortable to see that that many white people yelling at a black guy, hey, dance for us.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Yeah. No, I mean, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's not part, right? So, I mean, dance if you want to. I don't want to. So, um, but, well, they show, you do, if you want to. I don't want to. So, um, but they show, they show, did you, did you want to, okay? They show these people in the, in the front row, and they're doing it. And it's like, they're, it's not just off for them. It's like, you don't even know the basic steps when it's
Starting point is 00:18:17 literally just fingers to the right, fingers to the left, swing hips. And by the way, it is a dance that is based on, you know what it's based on, Mike, right? Tom Jones? No, that's the song he dances to, but the dance, it's based on Courtney Cox. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like the dance in the dark.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Dance in the dark. That's all he got. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and the one dude in the back was just clapping. From the music video. So the idea here is that like, it's not a mosaic. This is inherently an easy dance for white people. Man, this has got to be the first time a black person has stolen a piece of art from white people, right?
Starting point is 00:18:56 Yeah. Yeah, the inverse of what you're saying. Yeah, the inverse. Yeah. The Johnny B. Good. There's a whole bunch of appropriations. He does have a really well. Right? Do you the end first, yeah. The Johnny B good. There's a whole lot of appropriation. He does that really well. Right?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Like that's, and then can you know the next? Yeah, that's the right one. Yeah, that's the right one. Oh, hi. Yeah. That's what we said most people forget. And then he do that. He's got like too much rhythm on most.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Yeah, that is. You're too good at that. I understand how that could be difficult. No, but Chris, now you, the, yeah, the big, Chris, you know how to do the call. Can you do the same one? I know, I think I know how to do it, but am I allowed? I don't want to do yeah
Starting point is 00:19:26 I know you're a lot. It's a it's a dance for my Dumb the gritty. Here's I'll fix it for you. Do the Yeah, that's how it's that's how it's got the giant smile on the face right? Otherwise It's not official see that's perfect right there the people on hard knocks I don't know what the hell they were doing man it was like they were shoulder shimming and like they didn't know they could swing their arms this way. Just like, yeah. How do you guys doing?
Starting point is 00:19:49 Well, that's because Carlton, as a character, had rhythm. And even though it's a dance that came originally from a white person, it's not really a white person dance. I feel like it. You know what a white person dances? What is it? The Elaine Dance. Oh, that's definitely.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Did you see that Caucasian? Yeah. As we have a clip, the Brooklyn Cyclones had an Elaine Dancing competition, and they killed him. Yeah. They absolutely killed each other. These people are good.
Starting point is 00:20:16 How is she's good? Yeah. She's really good. I'm not not too, no. Get him out of here, man. I'm not. I'm not. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:20:24 That first lady was the best. She's not like that at all. That's not. You got to look like Elaine too. So you get extra points. No, it looks like she's having a side effect to a vaccine. Oh, she's like a zombie. She's not your tagline.
Starting point is 00:20:36 She's on crack. Oh, she's coming down. Oh, wow. Tuchu, can you do the Elaine man? I have to do. Give me about five minutes of all of it. All right, let's start with the dance. Yeah, no, can you do the Elaine, man? I do. Give me about five minutes of all that. All right, let's study the dance. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:48 No, we're gonna find it. Yeah, no, we're gonna find it. So Elaine, Ben, is Julie Louie, Drifus, you guys know the story behind that, right? No. Like apparently she really can't dance and they were making fun of her and then she's like, oh, you know, and then she goes and does that. I heard somewhere, she's a billionaire. I believe so.
Starting point is 00:21:04 I think she's, oh, no, is she? She was well in her own right? Yeah, but I think she married a billionaire. No, her husband is an SNL writer. Okay, so how was she a billionaire? Was in her family? Her, she, I know she came from money and I know also like residuals for,
Starting point is 00:21:21 dude, she's got like, Veepe, beep. I know she's got Marvel too. New adventures of all Christine, Seinfeld, and you know, whatever she makes of a Marvel, like she's, I mean, she's, she's good at my boy. A huge success story. And has a dance, which means you're a pop culture legend.
Starting point is 00:21:38 It's funny like they're dance, they're excuse me, dressed ironically to be like Elaine, but like in 1997 or whenever that episode. That was cutting edge. That was like, that's how women dressed. Yes, cutting edge. It's kind of working its way back around. No, the long skirts have not worked the way back.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Yes, they have. You're not like, you're not a sexier. You're not a sexier. What about white socks with the black shoes? Oh, no white socks with the black shoes, but socks are back. That hair is like socks. You're a sock sock.
Starting point is 00:22:03 I'm a back and I love it. I do, too. Socks in all versions, meaning like height, like show your socks regardless of what you're wearing. Yes, there's the. Yeah. When did they go with? They were gone for a bit.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Like no show. No show. I appreciate it. I mean, because he was right. Once the content started, these charming all of the. Well, yeah, so he had the smile back. We're not.
Starting point is 00:22:21 We're not saying now here comes the push face. I was literally. I was kidding. I'm not. I had to sink into it. Disappeared. And we're not saying now here comes the push face. I was just thinking to it. And we're back to the kind of the internet says she's worth a quarter bill by the way. Quarter bill. Yeah. I saw a website that looked like it would give me viruses that said she was going to be worth four billion when she had inheritance, but I didn't click on it because I was worried
Starting point is 00:22:41 about. So let's just say somewhere in between. I was just trying to transition to an apology. I think we're all sorry for what happened earlier at the show. Without apology, I don't know. If that's what we're going to need to apologize. Is there, you get an apology?
Starting point is 00:22:54 You need to, who needs to apologize? All right. So just I'm just wondering, is it, is it something to receive the apology? And it was from Ryan Clark. Ryan Clark, we probably didn't come down strongly enough on Ryan Clark who compared to his body that to a gentleman's club dance. Wow
Starting point is 00:23:13 And especially Ryan Clark that's kind of out of character family. It is but Ryan Clark went to social media and posted a lengthy apology Let's throw that video up. Yesterday, two of us talking about law had to answer questions about something I said on Monday, something that I truly just felt like was a joke to me, that I've realized as the week has gone on, if this man has to answer questions about it, if so many Miami dolphins fans are offended by it, then people ain't taken it as a joke. So let me be very clear. If I would offend you too, if I've hurt you, if I've disrespected you, if anybody that supports
Starting point is 00:23:51 and loves you feels some sort of way because of what I said, I truly apologize. I had two priorities when I started this job. Number one, respect the players and the executives and the coaches that make this game run. Number 2. It was earn the respect of those very same people and more importantly keep it. Anything contrary to that, then I gotta check myself.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Now, don't get me wrong, my ego wasn't involved. When Tula was asked about how he felt about these comments and he said, keep my name on your mouth. Yeah, my first thought is, or what? Or he says he's scrappy. I think to myself, man, I fed my family on violence. I ain't tripping on that. But that's the pride that doesn't enable me to see what this dude's going through. The constant criticisms, the constant scrutiny, constantly being questioned, feeling the stress of always having to prove yourself, just to show people you can be available, and that you work throughout the entire all season, which I talked to his trainer and said, that man was in there three times a day to build
Starting point is 00:25:02 himself up to be healthy. And you got to hear a comment like this. So I get it. I get it because I do want to respect to a tongue of a low. I get it because I want his respect to. So to the Miami dolphins, to head coach Mike McDaniel, who I have a tongue of respect for. That's on. But most of all, to tour tonguea Baloah and his family, I deeply apologize. I've reached out. I hope to talk to you soon, brother, but just know I wasn't questioning the way you work. I wasn't questioning how much it mattered to you. It was what I can consider now a bad joke. But for me, it's been a lesson. I'll be back. Thank you. Too long. He's doing his way too long. His best
Starting point is 00:25:50 Acho impersonation was I did and I even felt super while he was all kind of man. It's like key to the Acho. Quite convenient Prada placement as well wearing the pivot hoodie and you guys should come on brother. If you go to apologize to your appearance, but you're right. Of, brother. If you go to apologize, you have a appearance. You have a appearance. But you're right. Of course, do you ever have to apologize to someone
Starting point is 00:26:09 by social media? Don't you just apologize to them? Yeah. Sety reached out. All right. That's your apology. Me and I was waiting. I mean, it wasn't a bad apology.
Starting point is 00:26:18 I think the thing that I was like most taken aback by, he didn't address in the apology, but, you know, you seem sorry. That made money on violence. That's the whole life. That is a, I fit money fairly on violence. That portion wasn't apology. That's bars. Don Lebertard.
Starting point is 00:26:39 The alley has a bad reputation in general. It does. It does. For out American history. But on South Beach, someone's always just sitting somewhere, smoking a cigarette. You can't go down an alley around here and not see someone sitting there smoking a cigarette. It's still, it retains a pulsating heat from the night before. You walk by some liquid that your like is that water, it's rain last night, that's definitely
Starting point is 00:26:57 not water. Avoid the liquid, always avoid the liquid in an alley. Still got, I venture to guess that if you were to rake your tongue on the asphalt of an alley, you would die immediately. I don't think it would be immediately, though. First, you'd contract very quickly right before death, several sexual diseases, and then you would die. This is the Dalé Batar Show with this Tugats!
Starting point is 00:27:24 So I can't do a full heel turn here, okay, because I've got the Judgment Tweet from somebody who says that they love me, they love me, they love me. But in all honesty, this shade toward Juju is unacceptable. So let me start here. The fact that I might have been throwing shade toward you, you, I don't really feel as true. I feel like I was just defending myself a little bit. A mean.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I think it was talking about yesterday's betrayal by you. Which is fine. Right. I'm saying, I don't want to be this heel like I am, I consider myself a very nice person, juju. And when I thought I was just making a joke about the size of the t-shirts, you took that to heart and clearly came at me as t-shirts, you took that to heart. And clearly, came at me as you should have.
Starting point is 00:28:08 That makes sense to me. What a mean did makes no sense to me. Because he left for an hour, just because I made a joke about somebody else. And then he did some really long extended example of some sort of movie thing. And it was just like, I don't know what you're saying. And then he just took off. That's not why much like this segment, the reason I left because much like this segment,
Starting point is 00:28:29 you can't just move on and do more show. This is the only, apparently it's the only content you've got going on today. Because we moved on to another segment. Mike started talking about a movie, the Zack Snyder movie, you brought it back, then you did it again, then you did it again, and at some point, like I'm like,
Starting point is 00:28:48 do you have any other content? You bring anything to the table. Sure, other than that. We'll do what college is for leaving for now. I'm not gonna apologize for you. And then come back with this, say, I'm not attitude, this, say, I'm not, I'm not, what's my attitude?
Starting point is 00:28:59 What was my attitude? This same air, what was my attitude? What was my attitude? What was my attitude? What was my attitude? What was my attitude? What was my attitude like? What was my attitude to make you just look at my job today? What was my attitude like when we said?
Starting point is 00:29:06 He didn't leave for a full hour because we called him, remember? Yeah, that's the, not here. And I think everybody brings a lot to the table. That's how my every one of us, what's that? I'm waiting. What did I say, Chris? I'm waiting, I'm waiting to call.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I'm waiting to call. Do you remember what I called the mean before the show? We do show. I called the mean. The, Is there going to be like, no, we're calling. Best team player here. Like, you're freaking about be like it now we're cool. I'm sorry team player Thinking about you. I call them the best team player here and not a mean didn't hear that
Starting point is 00:29:31 This is me talking to Jeremy and talking to Chris. I was slightly offended. What does he do? What does he do? That's not team play. What is it about me the guy who doesn't actually work here? What is it about me that makes you this angry? Is anyone here interested in doing show as opposed to talking about this boring shit? I would have loved to do show with you. I'm waiting, I've got topics here, I've got Cooper flag, I've got Jimmy Butler, I've got things. Yes, yes, let's get the wheel.
Starting point is 00:29:58 I love you, I'm phenomenal though. I love all of y'all so much. It's been a couple minutes, did you get the Elaine down? Come on. I forgot about the Elaine. You got it, go ahead. Let's go. It's been a couple of minutes. Did you get the Elaine down? Come on. Oh, I forgot about the Elaine. You got a guy on the way. Let's go. Hello.
Starting point is 00:30:08 No, that's a couple of minutes. Give me a couple of minutes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's just do show then. I mean ball kids, Jimmy Butler, ball kids, what happened there? Yeah. So Jimmy Butler was at a tennis man. Who was, who saw the video? So this is like a, a, a next ambition before the US Open Gets going next week. Warm up. Yeah. And so it's a light-hearted affair. It was Alcara's and Tiafo, I think, and Jimmy Butler was playing a ball. You say his name like, dude, from what we do in the shadows. I am from Al-Qaraz.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Al-Qaraz? You want me to call him Al-Qaraz? I always think it sounds too closely to... Al-Qaraz. And it's Al-Qaraz. Al-Qaraz. That's Al-Qaraz. That's how you like to the most... Devious bath in a New York City.
Starting point is 00:31:04 You know who walks the know, I saw, I saw one of the cast members of what we do in the shadows when I was in Athens. For real? Yeah, and she's, she's Greek. Yes, she is. Yeah, she was actually in Athens. She was like, I got to a table and she got, she was at the table and she got up and she turned me.
Starting point is 00:31:21 I'm like, something you know that is because we watched yeah, staff let's flats on each and she was a cast member and that I haven't seen what we do in the shadows. She's got, I'm like, something you know that is, because we watched staff let's flats on each, and she was a customer in that. I haven't seen what we do in the shadows. She just get, I'm told that they do it out of the shadows. So weird. I was sitting on the day, yeah, wow, broad daylight, but I saw her there.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Sorry, sorry, it's just, I had something to add there. I have a great show. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, I think she's wildly talented. She is. And times like these. She's small on her space. And times like these, I really want to know, Lucy, what's your favorite is. And times like these. She's as strong on her space. And times like these, I really want to know.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Lucy, what's your favorite television show? Sometimes like these. We learn to love again. Yeah. That's a really good question. I don't really know off the top of my head. I have to sit and think about it. When you like drama or sci-fi. Don't like drama or sci-fi.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Oh, well, I didn't the heart. Comedian. Yeah, more comedy stuff. I loved righteous gemstones. I really did. how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. I didn't know how to do it. because people just prefer to go to Seinfeld and the events. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Either rewatch it or just like if I'm going to discover a show, it's going to be one of the greatest shows of all time. So I was talking about this with Ethan Strauss yesterday on his podcast and he said suits has become this. Dude, and I saw two people on my flight over for math and he's watching. I said, I said, did it was it is a reboot? Did they have a new season like Like, no, people are watching
Starting point is 00:32:45 the reruns because the Netflix algorithm said you should watch this and all of a sudden everyone's into the. So that's what they just added it. Yeah, they just added it to Netflix. And so suits is coming back like crazy. But this is the same thing we saw with Shits Creek was that basically Netflix was promoting, hey, the final season is here. And that was as everybody went into their houses during COVID. And so everybody started watching this show because Netflix had basically told them, even though the show was almost over already. It's crazy because it feels like I don't have any metrics to back this up, but it feels like it's bigger now than it ever was when it was first one on USA network that nobody
Starting point is 00:33:22 watches. Soots. I never, I knew maybe one person that was watching suits when it was happening. The point that I was always like what's the audience here? The anti only was it because she was in it. I love monk. That's another USA Network. Yeah, monk was solid. Psych was psycho using the network show. What's the best show to go to sleep, Tim? Silk Saulking.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Best go to sleep show. I'll be honest with you, it's for me, it's family guy, because I've seen every episode a million times. I've got, I like the familiarity of watching a family guy episode that I've watched before, and then I'll just fall asleep. If it's new though, I'll stay up, because my brain won't go. So I used to have a reputation before I started this week as somebody who is stylish,
Starting point is 00:34:07 as somebody who has good judgment in shoe wear. Like, I have good shoe game, if you will. And... You can't say so yourself. Most notably, I would say the one thing that somebody would say about Izzy Gutierrez is he's kind of a nice guy, seems to get along with everybody. I just don't understand how all of a sudden my reputation is now changed for the entirety of my life it feels like because everybody here is on a mean side and the only explanation that I get out of all of this is, can we just do show?
Starting point is 00:34:40 Yeah. That doesn't really help the situation. And all you do is paint me. No, we take it as an a whole. Are we taking a side? I'm on everybody's side. We're do is pay me. We take it as a name. We take it aside. I'm on everybody's side. We're just trying to get through the show and do a show. I go office.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Yeah, I'm especially on the side of hearing what Mike was about to say the perfect answer was. Well, actually, I reworked it. The show to wake up to. For me, it's charmed. Oh, yeah. I see. It's not on purpose though.
Starting point is 00:35:03 That's just what you in charge. I wake up to terms of basketball. I've only watched Charmed in the doses where I'm waking up. Same thing goes for Supernatural. Supernatural. Oh, the other Las Vegas. Yeah. Las Vegas.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Although that show actually looks a little interesting. I don't think I've ever watched Charmed with the sound on, but I've watched it like in a gym the morning after back in college when I used to work out sometimes I would go to the gym. And after an NBA game with air and you'd have charmed on in the gym and I probably have watched upwards of 30 to 40 full episodes of charmed without hearing a single word. Castle, that's another one. For my childhood, the show that I would fall asleep to the most was probably going to go baseball tonight.
Starting point is 00:35:43 No, Lizzy, no, we love you. How easy is he? No, Lizzy, no we love you. Baseball tonight. No Lizzy, no we love you so much. Say man. Izzy, you know what a great show to take a nap to when the afternoon is and kind of watch King of Queens. Yeah, that's a great one. Sometimes I say up too much because it's so funny.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Who's your favorite character? That dad character, he's so zany. Right. Oh man. The dad who's basically. Jerry still is. Yeah. No, but yeah, Jerry still is doing Jerry still are from something.
Starting point is 00:36:11 People have to get back into the lethal weapon movie series. Oh yeah. Yeah. Doing show. Yeah. That's the thing that I can do. Dude, not the lethal weapon. What's up?
Starting point is 00:36:21 Leslie Neilsen movies. Oh, they got. Sorry. I got to. Hello to the world because me yours truly and I agree with Michael. Because National Ampune did loaded weapon, which was a parody on that. And it was in that style. Like, um, yes, yeah, there was a, there was, oh, that's fine. No, no, no, it's not a fine guys. It's a big deal. No, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:42 It's not a warning to the US open cup. He's not. No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm warning to the US oven cup. He's bad. No, no, no, no, I knew that this is exciting. Let's make some money. Yeah, yeah, I got a lot been a four and I only need to get that money. Turn the light. I like the alarm doesn't need to keep going. I love how easy asked you for two and you're just like,
Starting point is 00:37:00 nope, can't do it. Sorry. Sabrina the teenage which, oh, yeah, never seen a second of it, sorry. Sabrina the teenage witch. Oh yeah. Never seen a second of it. Oh, I've never seen that. I've got to keep your eyes on seeing that. Not the new one, like I've seen the old one. Is that the one where she does magic with her nose
Starting point is 00:37:13 where she like, no, it's a bit with. It's a bit with time. Come on, Chris. Come on, brother. As old as that show is offensive. Ooh, you know what I'm saying? I dream a genie at that. I love Lucy.
Starting point is 00:37:24 That's I dream a genie. I. I love Lucy. That's not dream a genie. I know that, Trump. I do love Lucy. Both of them. Oh yeah. Just got a notification about Shwai again, the sword over Jeco. Mm.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And prevent for Fenerbahce against 20. That just gives you an idea of how I'm gambling lately. It might told me in the break that he's putting money on Air Force Iran, right versus. Oh, if they draw aality hard in the, they got put in the break that he's putting money on Air Force Iran, right versus... If they draw Al-Atihad, they got put in the same group. They're in trouble. Nuno said that Benzema doesn't fit in his plans, which is like, have his bends about nothing in your plans.
Starting point is 00:37:54 He has three assists in first match. Right. I am gambling. Sports explains the world. And we are live now, tuning in, guys. All right, now, tuning in, guys.

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