The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Good Bad Shows That Are Good Because They're Bad
Episode Date: July 22, 2024BANNING WEATHER AND PORN? Jemele Hill sticks around to discuss Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, big money donors, the reaction to progress, and her "friendly" relationship with Harris. Then, Mi...ke showed up to Twisters in a cow costume and Dan tells us about the feeling of being claustrophobic in a recent MRI that featured an ability to watch Netflix. Plus, what's the best bad TV show of all-time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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This is the Don LeBattor Show with the StuGuts Podcast.
Jamel, I do believe that we have not arrived yet, you and I, in a space where I'm okay
with any idea of it being normal that I just asked you about the last eight days and the
assassination attempt isn't something that was within the last eight days of what it
is right now.
Oh, was that in the eight days?
No, but I'm not even, I'm saying, I'm not even blaming you.
I just think that we're making new things normal
in a way that just, it can't be.
Like people are gonna get worn out the next five months.
Like it's not, it's going to test a lot of sanity.
Well, I think that's part of the reason
why we're having so many of these conversations
because people are worn out.
Is that, you know, I wish people did understand the gravity of Project 2025,
but every time they hear Trump
and he might do something dangerous,
now it's just like dead air to them.
They've heard it too many times.
And there's a part of people who don't believe
that he would actually do some of these things.
And as I've said to many people in private conversations,
see, the first go-round was just a test run. And understand that a lot to many people in private conversations, see, the first go round was just a test run.
And understand that a lot of the people who were positioned
in his administration won't be there now.
And some of those people, while I certainly
detest many of them in their beliefs and methodology,
they at least did kind of believe
in that government needs to run a certain way,
that there needs to be governance overall.
This time around, if Trump is elected,
he will not have those same safety guards in place.
Those guardrails will not be there.
So literally, if it comes in here and it comes out of here,
it's gonna be legislation,
particularly since he has the Supreme Court,
that's his Supreme Court,
and he is possibly gonna get two more appointments.
So there's really nothing to stop him from going straight into the path of dictatorship.
And I think we just have this very naive idea in our mind that somehow some system, some
person is going to come with a cape on and save us from ourselves and save us from our
own apathy.
And it's like, no, we have to be the heroes in our own story.
We have to save ourselves.
If we do not save ourselves, there
are no systems in place that are going
to prevent the most dastardly and extreme outcomes
from happening.
I'm not saying that to be alarmist.
I'm saying that to be real.
And my fear with putting Kamala Harris on the ballot
this close out to the election is that that energy that
we just saw from the media directed at Joe Biden about his health, his cognitive ability,
it will be about different topics.
But all that energy is going to shift to Kamala Harris.
To your point, we've reached the point in the plot where there is literally nothing
depraved that Trump could do at this point
to get that same coverage of media attention.
It just says everything to me about our politics,
that the president that has accomplished all these things
could not be the convicted felon,
could not be somebody who is credibly found liable for rape,
could not be someone who has been accused
of raping a teenage girl, could not be somebody who has been accused of raping a teenage girl, could not beat somebody
who tried to overthrow the government,
could not beat somebody who called for his own,
who was happy if his own vice president
when he was president would be hanged.
Like, none of these things have been disqualified factors.
Just to your point, we've not only normalized
the type of candidate that Trump is,
which is one of the most, if
not the most incompetent in history and unqualified in history.
We've not only normalized that, but our reaction to me is what's most dangerous about it is
that it doesn't even move the meter for us anymore.
And that is scary.
Jamal, I think we can agree that Trump becoming president the first time was in response to
a black man being president for eight years, correct?
Yeah, I think that is absolutely correct.
So let's say that Kamala does become president of the United States, given that what we saw
on January 6th.
What do you think would be the reaction from the American public once that happens?
Well, before, you know, many people that are far more expert at these things than I am have suggested this already is that before she can even get to the ballot, there is an expectation or at least a fear
or concern, however you want to label it, that Republicans will challenge Joe Biden being off
the ballot. They want him on the ballot. So they're going to challenge her even being there, right?
So to even run for president.
So I expect there's going to be a whole lot of legal nonsense
that happens before if Kamala is the chosen candidate
before she can even get there.
And my hope is that the Democrats have anticipated that.
But to your point, let's just say that she is elected.
If Donald Trump was their first response,
I hate to see what their second one is,
because the reality is that,
I guess maybe I've lived here too long,
maybe I've been Black too long,
maybe I've been in America too long,
any of those combinations of things.
It is just in my mind, as of this moment,
hard for me to compute
this country actually electing a black woman as president.
But even if I want to take myself that far and have hope that that could happen, because
certainly there are a lot more older black people than me who have seen way more than
I have that could never have imagined Barack Obama.
But let's just say that that happens.
This isn't going to be a signal for
conservatives or the Republicans or the far right or however you want to label them to
then say, maybe we should perhaps get this stench of Donald Trump officially out of their
out of our party. This is not going to be some watershed moment. This is not going to
be some soul searching that happens. This is going to be them digging harder, more extreme
into the things that they already do.
So the response is coming.
And at every point in history, we have seen that whenever there is tremendous progress
that has a hope of America actually living up to what's in the brochure, the backlash
and the intensity of it is so fierce and so unrelenting that it doesn't undo the progress or the direction,
but it makes it even harder for that progress
to be seen fully through.
You don't need my help to articulate these things,
but if I were to condense your viewpoints here,
can it be said that in a panic, the Democrats,
this is an oversimplification, to say that in a panic,
the Democrats have now thrown
a black woman to the toward the racist sexist party and that's not a winning
up position
yeah i mean i would say that this is no i want people understand this this is no
reflection of what i think
uh... vp harris's abilities are i think she's fully capable of being president
and i just a president a a great president. Not only does she have the resume that supports that,
I think she has the demeanor.
I think she understands things.
She's very in-depth and astute about foreign policy
and all those things that most Americans are concerned about.
Like, I have no doubt that the country
would be in good hands.
I guess my opinion about whether or
not this will work is based off my opinion about where we are in America. It is more
about how I feel about where this country is in this moment, more so than how I feel
about her. And I guess part of me is already bracing and for all of the racist and misogynistic narratives
that are about to suddenly come to light,
I've seen them already.
I won't repeat any of them because I want,
I don't want to give that kind of stuff life,
but the shift is about to happen
where they are going to analyze,
as they should for a lot of presidential candidates
or any presidential candidate,
they're gonna analyze everything she's done
since kindergarten, everything she's done,
I'll go back even further, since she left the womb. And some of those narratives and some of those tropes or any presidential candidate, they're gonna analyze everything she's done since kindergarten. Everything she's done,
I'll go back even further,
since she left the womb.
And some of those narratives
and some of those tropes
are going to remind me
about probably the worst elements
about what this political cycle tends to bring out.
I've spent time with her,
like she's a lovely person
and she's genuine and she's real and she's funny.
I mean, you can call me biased if you want,
but no, I will not forget the fact that
while running for a presidential campaign,
she texted me on my wedding day
to wish me and my husband good luck
and to say that like, hey, I believe in you guys.
It was a very positive message.
That's a spot for it, come on.
That can't go unchecked.
I can't tell you who can.
No, no, no, contextually,
you might've thought you were covered but
that was just some extra sauce on it and you had to be called out you know what
y'all won't let me be great y'all won't let me live I'm just trying to add icing on the cake
to the program that's what you have me on for I'm giving you content
you know do you know how pissed we're gonna be? You'll be on people every time. Do you know how pissed we're gonna be if
meteorologists keep striking at the same success rate, but all of a sudden we're paying like 10 bucks a month for it?
Like, cause right now, hate for meteorologists, that's bipartisan. That reaches across the aisle.
Because we can't, there's no accountability for these hoods and girls like getting it wrong all the time.
But now all of a sudden you're taking that away for free and we gotta pay for it? there's going to be a reckoning.
Jermell, good seeing you always. I see, we see what, at the heart of it,
I feel like you're gonna be out there campaigning now.
Because now that you know about weather and porn.
I need to know where the vice president stands on porn.
Welcome to the movement.
I need her to like, I need the platform.
Where's the website where I can look up the platform?
Not the porn, the platform on porn.
It's Jermell Hill on YouTube.
Thank you, Jermell.
Catch up with you.
That's where I can find it?
Say no.
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Dan Lebatard. Cheaters never prosper!
Stugats! I ain't cheatin'!
This is the Don Lebatard Show, with the Stugats!
I was getting beat up over the weekend on my one and only acting appearance ever on a show,
on the show Ballers of the Rock and on Max,
that is regarded as one of the great bad shows of all time.
I'd put Entourage in there.
I'd put Power in there.
I think a lot of people like Power.
Empire.
There are a lot of nominees.
Kavin Sullivan was born,
and like a couple months later,
Entourage signed off.
And now he's playing professional sports.
Let's play for the people.
This is what qualifies me to talk about all things
in film and thespianism.
This one appearance I have
that has put me in the Screen Actors Guild. Do it on these the dolphins like I think in Jordan did it in your profit off the prop ain't enough You want to own the whole damn plantation?
Now I know you're building what who is this asshole? You know, why don't you give it a rest Reggie? Excuse me boys duty calls
14 hours that took how many cigars so many cigars it was really I mean it was 14 hours
It was like a dozen cigars. I'm not even making that up brought Listerine. It made me sick. I was disgusting. I smelled terrible. Is that the dude from the great white hype? The reason
I bring it up though is because as an entree to A, asking you guys what is the best bad
television show of all time? Because Entourage is now celebrating 20 years and I think looking
back on it, many of us have regrets about ever liking that show. Yep, yep, cosign. And I thought it was great too. But TV, like it was at the beginning of what
did help usher in this golden age of television because it became a sensation and bigger and
bigger actors became a part of it. And then the preconceived notions about resigning your career
to doing television started to drop away. And now you have the biggest stars on the planet doing television
shows. After that show Jeremy Piven could have made his choice you would have
thought to because it was the biggest carry Ari Gold was the biggest
character going in television at the time as you know HBO was changing
television because the Sopranos and some of the best stuff on television was
coming from HBO but are you guys the Sopranos and some of the best stuff on television was coming from HBO.
But are you guys, the reason I want to bring up some subject matter here as it relates
to Twisters opening at $80 million instead of the expected $40 million.
And Deadpool and Wolverine in its... trailer produced more views because of the
enthusiasm than anything in the history of you to these two characters coming
together
and i am sitting at home on my television insnared i are carlito's way
is where sitting on your television i was sick i'm sitting in front of the
television yes i know i've tried to get my streaming service to come good to
come straight through my ass while I sit on television. But I I'm watching Carlito's
Way. I'm not going to the theater. I'm getting sucked into another showing of
Heat on on one of the HBO channels. I'm so excited for Heat 2. I'd want to talk
about it but Bill Simmons is probably already. Yeah, well we'll get to the Heat
2 show when that movie actually does come to fruition But I was in line in a cow costume for twisters to I went to the theater for it
I went to 4dx which means the seat moves and you get sprayed with wind and water and I gotta tell you
It didn't get off to the greatest start slow
You know, they're trying to get you to care about the characters, but I kept wondering for you know
Fifteen minutes the hell's Glenn Powell?
And I wasn't the only one in that theater that was wondering that, because when Glenn
Powell arrived on the screen, cheers from the entire theater.
Yes, this man of charisma and good looks, what a jawline is here to save this movie.
And after he did save the movie movie we were off to the races really
enjoyed it could have done with more cows in retrospect the AC was broken in
my in my theater not a great decision on the cow costume but it did allow for me
to have a deadpan conversation where my wife and I are waiting in the in the
line for candy in which inflation is actually caught up to by the way a
bottle of water still like six dollars but it didn't seem that ridiculous when everything else is so expensive but a guy came up to. By the way, a bottle of water's still like $6, but it didn't seem that ridiculous
when everything else is so expensive.
But a guy came up to us and he's like,
you guys seeing twisters?
I just deadpan, no, what's that?
In a cow costume.
In a cow costume.
And then I told him I was watching Inside Out.
You briefly mentioned Heat and Heat 2,
and I think that the audience and ourselves
would be remiss if we didn't mention Miami Heat tonight are playing for the summer league
Championship at 8 p.m. We've long said pat Riley one more championship before he rides off into the sunset is tonight the night
They do get a ring for this and there is precedent for I saw yesterday. I was like oh tomorrow
I mean yeah
I saw yesterday that today at 8 p.m. They play in the championship and I was like man Billy's gonna make fun of this
So we checked that off. It's always been something I didn't it's always been something that I've never I've always seen it as a sign
You don't want to be playing in this summer championship game
Because it's all like some teams have I remember when the Kings were bad
Them really celebrating this and teams do get championship rings. This is not a great sign
Yeah, it's a big night with a sword, whoop!
How many other people were wearing costumes at?
Just my wife and I.
We really, we missed the mark when it came to the people
that might have tied the cows to the Twisters
just because in the original 1996 film, there was one cow.
Common misconception that it was two cows.
No, quite famously, same cow. So
there, there was a moment in the movie in Twisters where there's a tornado that's
about to hit a rodeo. You can, you can get, this is not a spoiler, you can gather this
from the trailer. So my wife and I are thinking, it's our moment. There's a bunch of cows
at this rodeo.
Is that an elbow and udder that you're using with your left hand?
There was another moment where I got too hot in this costume.
I'm like, I'm going to have to say something.
The AC is broken in here.
And so I got up from my seat and I walked down in the middle of the movie.
Not everybody, I guess, had seen me make my entrance.
So that was a lot of extra attention that I wasn't necessarily.
Really? You didn't want the extra attention that I wasn't necessarily.
Really? You didn't want the extra attention?
You went and dressed as a cow but you didn't want the attention.
I wanted to dress as a cow but I kind of thought like, you know, other people would be into
this.
You should have said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, It took you a while to get that one up. Other people is pretty good. My wife is having a cow over there.
We gotta have this AC over there.
No, no, no, no, no.
All right, but I will say, it's a,
you guys do a clue.
It was a fun popcorn movie.
It was a fun summertime action movie of a bygone era.
I'm stunned that it doubled.
I'm, look, I, yesterday, between Carlito's Way and Heat,
I stumbled upon the original Twister.
Or Twisters, I don't even remember whether the original was.
Much higher body count in this one.
I couldn't believe that Philip Seymour Hoffman was in it.
I didn't have any recollection of Philip Seymour Hoffman being in the original.
It was right in that Oklahoma Sooners cap.
Thank you for your great memory on this subject.
I didn't have the recall to remember
all things about this movie.
That a disaster movie in 2024 that you would dress up
as a cow for it and that it would double expectations
when it's a really silly movie, that only people remember
what happens if a cow gets caught in a tornado.
Well, that's what happens.
It spins all over the place.
I thought there were hundreds because I was surprised to see one.
No, it's just, it's the one same cow
that the owner of the Milwaukee Brewers
and Atlanta Hawks informs us of.
She was also in Lost Boys, she married.
How'd the cow do?
In this one?
I'm not gonna spoil anything.
And you may miss it.
Blinken, you might miss the one cow.
And it's not like your conventional spotted cow.
So that also makes it a little bit less fun. Huh? They could use more cows in
Trying to correct solid brown cow here. Yeah. Oh boy. I need more chocolate milk. I need more cow
Who is that? That's Christopher walk on cowbell
Like Sean Connery I got a fever and I need more cow, man. It sounded like Sean Connery was there. I got a fever, and I need more cow.
Should have started saying that in the theater.
I got a fever.
But the expectation is that this storm will die out
and dissipate a little bit because Deadpool and Wolverine
is coming out, which I'm also going to the theater for.
Costume?
No costume for this one, but we do get a popcorn bucket
for this, so I'm excited about that.
Whether the popcorn bucket can, So I'm excited about that whether the popcorn bucket could I guess just replace that but a lot of people have
This multiverse fatigue. It's been dubbed that I am one of them
I am kind of checking out on these Marvel movies because there are no real consequences anymore
Someone can die in this universe and they'll just sprout up in another one. No
real consequences. So I'm hoping that a tongue-in-cheek approach to saying what
everyone is thinking about the multiverse, this is the right movie at the
right time. Deadpool will mock the whole thing. Ryan Reynolds can mock the whole
thing. In fact there's plenty of that in the trailer. Now a lot of people are
upset that the trailers are showing too much. So much so that Marvel has announced maybe just one trailer for movies henceforth because
this has given away a lot of the goods.
There's a lot of spoilers.
When you start opening multiverses, it's a can of worms, Dan.
I've got a couple of questions for you guys based on what it is that is happening in this
realm.
Could you mention the nostalgia that has surprised me about Twisters making a reappearance? Why wouldn't Beverly Hills Cop 4 traffic in
the same thing of bringing together Taggart and Judge Reinhold or Reinhold
or what Reinhold? Reinhold. There's a D. It's bringing together the old
gang to... Beverly Hills Cop 3 was an abomination. I saw good reviews for that.
Not Beverly Hills 3 3 was an abomination. I saw good reviews for that, not Beverly Hills 3.
Beverly Hills Cop 3 I enjoyed in the amusement park,
but I was also like 12.
So I understand it was bad.
Killed the franchise.
I understand it was bad, but I heard that this
direct to Netflix one got good reviews.
I'm getting to it.
I have not seen it yet, but I would assume
that Eddie Murphy making a return would be
something that people would buy in on.
But I ask you when you stop using him or someone like him as a barometer for whether you'll
check in on their choices, given what he and De Niro have done the last few years, where
there's just so much crud that you don't actually want to see Eddie Murphy in anything because
it hasn't aged well. Yeah I'm not one of those... I guess Pluto Nash, we've
decided this guy isn't gonna make the greatest choices. So I don't know
if I ever lumped them into the class of I have to watch whatever this person does
because they make great choices. I don't think he's ever been in that. So whenever
Eddie Murphy does something that is received well, then I'll check it out.
Because all too often it's received poorly and then I generally end up agreeing with
the things that have been received poorly.
None of you guys have interest in this?
None of you guys have interest in the Beverly Hills Cop?
I'm going to watch it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I thought it was really good.
I really liked the fact that they did bring back John Ashton and Judge Reinhold and Paul
Rice in this movie.
So yeah, I enjoyed that.
But I found it to be a really good movie.
I don't think Twisters did well
because of the nostalgia portion of it.
I think Twisters did well because of Glenn Powell.
Like I think everybody really loves Glenn Powell right now
and he's bringing people to the theater.
I have no interest in that movie.
I never saw Twister, the original.
You don't have to disparage the original.
But I never saw it.
I was born here before it came out
and I had no interest in seeing it.
And so now, as a young person, I'm like,
hey, Glenn Powell seems cool.
He's a good leading man.
I'm interested in seeing this movie.
It's that simple.
You don't have to see the original
for this one to make sense.
It's a totally standalone sequel,
which I think is a shame
because there should have been more Easter eggs
for people dressed as scows.
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Don LeBattard!
You were that kind of sad this morning,
taking the barrage of anger from Stugatz
because you hadn't booked him enough interviews.
The only reason I keep bringing this up
is because you are throwing a big party on Thursday.
You're doing it, and I want people to support
what you're doing
because StuGots has not made this easy.
StuGots.
Well, you know, I, well, yeah, you know.
This is the Don LeBathard Show with the StuGots.
You mentioned Ryan Reynolds.
And I saw a movie that got next to no attention that
made me crawl around in my skin and was only him. The name of the movie is
buried and it's him buried alive and the the movie never leaves the inside of the
coffin. Obviously it requires you know patience from a moviegoer if you don't
mind feeling claustrophobic for 90 minutes because the whole thing is taking place inside of a coffin.
The reason that I bring it up is because I meant to ask all of you guys, and I have failed to do it
today, over the weekend I had an MRI. I don't know whether any of you have had an m r i and the freak out that it caused for me once it is that they put the helmet on your head
and lock you in and now they've got netflix you can watch it while you're
in there but you're going to feel like i like that it's a bit of a cheating it's
a bit of but it's at school but tank on your head and now however claustrophobic
you were before even if you didn't think you were claustrophobic now you've got
like uh...
all that best on you and an inability to move you didn't think you were claustrophobic, now you've got like a lead vest on you and an inability to move, you can't scratch your face, you're in an
aquatic headgear that you sneeze in your coffin, it freaked me out.
Like the whole experience of being in that type of a space made me feel claustrophobic
when I didn't think I was claustrophobic.
And so I wanted to ask you guys-
Did your chart say you were claustrophobic?
Yeah, what'd it say?
What do you mean my chart? Well, I'm sure that's data. I've got to wait for 15 days
I my chart. What do you mean my chart? I mean, I know there took some readings, right? Yeah, that's all data
You freaking out and also I'm not for this like you get to watch Netflix me neither
I'm of a generation where you used to raw dog that shit.
MRIs used to mean something.
You guys have had MRIs, all of you?
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Can you scroll your own Netflix?
Are they asking you what you wanna watch?
They ask you at the top.
So it's like a dentist's talk.
What would you like to watch?
Like my daughter.
I can't get into a whole thing now.
Like now I'm gonna have to be invested in this show.
It's honestly how I felt about my daughter at the dentist
because they have these TVs now.
She's looking up at the dentist,
she's watching inside out.
On the roof, yeah.
Back in my day.
Generation of idiots for raising.
You struggled here.
I'd freak out with a, you know what,
just put on Mrs. Doubtfire, it's light,
I can jump in at any point.
Did you ask them how long it was gonna take
because then do you pick what you're watching
based on length?
I do that on planes sometimes.
Oh, this is gonna take a half hour?
Let me watch a half hour.
Well, they said it was an hour.
An hour show.
Comedy special maybe?
I chose, well this is what happened to me though.
The freak out was strong enough
that I decided to just keep my eyes closed
and try and breathe through it for the 60 minutes.
But what is actually put in your mask
is a mirror of a television that evidently is behind you.
And so once I opened my eyes with 30 seconds left,
I could see, oh, it probably would have been
pretty nice to do it that way.
Oh, really?
So like Mrs. Dalfar is throwing the fruit lefty.
So do you watch the movie backwards since it's in a mirror?
No.
Oh.
I don't know how I'd watch the movie
because I didn't see the movie,
but I would imagine that the movie would be something
meant to distract me at an hour at a time.
None of you guys, surely the audience
knows what I'm talking about.
You guys think it's weird that I would have
the freak out on that one?
No, not at all, it tracks completely.
Weird to say you're watching Netflix while having an MRI.
Weird would have been you saying,
like I took an MRI and it was totally fine
and totally normal, nothing happened.
Did you ask them to put it on mute? Yeah, can you change how I watch?
Yeah, no because I went eyes closed just relaxing spa music. Yeah, it seems like you're super relaxed
Yeah, that really helped. Yeah, yeah panic attacks. When you do the next one. You should watch something. Yeah, Mrs. Dow fire
I'm telling you it get over the whole 90s aspect of it.
I originally chose Knives Out was what I ended up choosing.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, you got it.
You get it now.
Thank you too much.
Make better choices in your life.
Don't watch anything from the 80s
because they tell you don't get a boner
and you never know when there's a sex scene
from a movie in the 80s.
It'll just pop up.
It'll be in a kids movie.
They tell you that when you're getting an MRI?
Yeah, they tell you that.
Don't get a boner. Is it happen often enough?
Well, so now they figured out you can't tell you anymore because then all people can think about is like well
Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner boner depends what you're watching
The choice that I was going to make that I did not make was too hot to handle hard knocks
The the New York Giants or the off
season one and I was Mike Floreo hates that show well I I got bothered by by
the four minutes that I saw where I was just like oh really just executives
coming in and out of offices this is football making decisions and I do
appreciate that there is more access than we've ever gotten before so you can see the Giants fumble around
Saquon Barkley in a way that makes them end up looking to the innards of the thing feeling dirty
You got great access to that. You don't like that. That's them. That's them actually showing you something. That's interesting
My Florio's problem with it. He's like this access is too good. This is we we crossed a line here
This is unfair to the players. This is a bad look look for personnel we got to stop this the thing that I was
made uncomfortable by is the glorifying of all of the fantasy GM's who now get
to watch eight dudes sitting in a room agonizing over the transaction to me it
felt like the glorifying I've watched what's getting glorified
around here you guys have seen right the difference between what is the real tyree kill coverage
of what's going on in his personal life and how it was framed for us when you get the
people involved who can manipulate the messaging on how it is that they bring you all this
mythology the giants are uninteresting,
like wildly uninteresting. They have to find some ways to make the Giants interesting because
the one player they had we cared about, they just lost to Philadelphia, a team that has
run over them the last few years. So you liked it though. I kind of got dragged in.
So check this one out. Are you endorsing it?
Because it fired you up to talk about it.
What I got bothered by is seven guys walking in and out
of rooms, day ball.
I just got bothered by all the shitty leadership stuff.
When your team's not any good.
Well, you're not playing online dynasty mode in CFB 25.
Because that's all there is.
You're talking about a three star,
like you're living and dying with it. Your team's not gonna be any good to marathon,
not a sprint.
I watched, my Palate Cleanser for Twisters
was this movie called In a Violent Nature.
What?
And it's one of these Shudder originals,
and Shudder's been doing some good things.
They try to lean into like the 1980s slasher films,
it's a whole platform for that stuff.
And this is an original movie.
And it's like your, it's your traditional slasher film,
like this essentially this zombie with a weapon
that does it, that you can't kill.
Is Shudder working?
Because I got it years ago.
My brother loved it as a horror site.
Well you may be entitled to some money.
There was a, there was a class action lawsuit
on a data thing that came from AMC.
But I
enjoyed Shudder because I think Shudder does great documentaries. Cursed Films and their
101 scariest movies of all time was one of the legitimately best docu-series I'd ever
seen because they had the rights to everything. And so their original movies, I forget the
name of this one, that I actually went to the theater for about this late night talk
show that there was an actual possession and an exorcism that took place in there and
I enjoyed that.
But in a violent nature it's about this slasher film, your traditional slasher film, but it
only follows the killer.
It's shot behind the killer, the killer's POV.
You literally see this guy just walking through the forest, stalking upon people.
And it's an interesting way, it's an ambitious movie,
but what I realized is the whole slasher thing,
I'm just watching to see how,
because they do practical effects,
and I'm a geek about like,
the fly looked amazing because of all these practical effects
and CGI is kind of ruining it,
so I wanna see like how gross you can be
with your practical effects.
And this one's pretty gruesome,
but I have no connection to any of the people escaping the killer, because I never see them.
I'm just stumbling upon their conversations,
trying to piece together a story.
Gotta care about characters before you start killing them.
Otherwise, it's just gruesome and just over the top.
That's right, you need it.
It's important for storytelling.
Late Night with the Devils, the one that I saw,
that one I fully endorsed.
I like that one, it's weird, super strange.
Yeah, really. Shudder's drawing some different things, so I enjoy their movies.
I didn't know what was happening with the horror genre in general. It would strike me
as a genre that would be difficult to keep in play, but can we get back to our original
subject which is best worst shows of all time? If I went all in with a hand, like who's winning?
Who won between Ballers and Entourage?
Entourage was much better in terms of like winning
and more popular.
Is that how we're doing this?
Since we're all bad?
What was more bad though?
Best worst show means that you would rank it.
Everybody would say that's a bad show,
but it's the best of the bad shows I've ever seen.
I think Ballers was worse because everybody was saying
this is a knockoff of Entourage.
I think more people would put Ballers in this conversation
we're talking about.
So is a good show?
Some people I think just consider Entourage good.
I'm with you, I agree that it should be in this category,
but I think more people think Entourage is actually good
than think Ballers is actually good.
So are we voting for a show that's good or a show that's bad?
It's a show that's bad, but it's the best of the bad.
It is a bad show.
In the bad sense or the good sense?
It is eternally, it is not bad meaning bad,
it is bad meaning good, it is bad meaning bad.
It is not bad meaning good.
So bad that you wanna watch it?
More confused.
So bad that you wanna watch it?
So like, guilty pleasure?
OUCH!
You like it so you wanna watch it again
or it's the worst of the bad?
It is a bad show, but it's the best of the bad shows,
so therefore you will watch it. Well so far we've- So the best means it bad show, but it's the best of the bad shows so therefore you will watch it
Well so far best means it's good, but it's bad. No. It's not good. It's bad dinosaurs
I'm king of it can reality TV count King of Queens. Yeah, we've only said sitcom so far
I mean I could say Jerry Springer well ballers in the entourage are not sitcoms
Are we putting a reality tuck like Jersey Shore is that allowed in here like the the whole Murphy shows. All the Murphy shows are kind of all like purposefully bad
and cheesy but they have huge fan bases and he can get any project that he wants made in Hollywood.
There are people that my wife loves American Horror Story and I sit back and I'm like oh this
has the appropriate amount of Murphy cheese. It's why Glee is you know right there at the top of
the list is one of those.
I was thinking of shows from my childhood era,
Pretty Little Liars is one that definitely works in this.
It's a truly terrible TV show.
That one's great.
I hate watch that with my wife.
It's a great show to despise.
Which one are you watching?
You're not watching.
I watch that one.
We hate watch it.
The original?
No, not the original.
Not the original, the one that, It's happening right now. High school one, whatever it's called. Oh, it's so We hate watching it. The original? No, not the original. Not the original. The one that's happening right now.
High school one, whatever it's called.
Oh, it's so bad.
And so wonderful.
Do they even have A?
Come on, get out of here.
Do you remember Secret Life of the American Teenager
with Shailene Woodley?
Because that is one of the worst shows that's ever
been aired on television.
And it is remarkable.
And I was thinking, like, the OC?
Shows like that?
Maybe get into the top tier?
Because I love the OC.
Phantom Planet?
That's a show I'll go back and watch over and over again.
Great theme.
Banger. You theme, banger.
You know Jason Schwartzman was the drummer of that band.
Really?
So if ballers and entourage are playing a game
of basketball against each other,
and they score points, is the high point advancing
or the low point advancing?
I'm trying to figure out if the one that advances
in this bracket is a bad show or if it's a better show.
It's a bad show, so it's gotta be the worst.
I've been very consistent in telling you at every turn, no matter how many different ways you ask me the question, I'm trying to figure out if the one that advances in this bracket is a bad show or if it's a better show. So it's gotta be the worst.
I've been very consistent in telling you at every turn,
no matter how many different ways you ask me the question,
is that it's a bad show.
I haven't moved off that position.
You keep asking me if it's a good show
and I keep telling you at every turn, it's a bad show.
It's universally a bad show,
but it's the best of the bad shows.
That's where I'm getting lost.
Riverdale?
And so it's not a good show.
Power is a good example of this. Power is a show that I will watch and
I'll be guilty the entire time I'm watching. I'm like this isn't any good
but it's good. So the one that you enjoy watching most is Moving On, right?
Not the one you enjoy watching less. But it's got to be on a scale of very very
bad as well. So you got to weigh those against each other. Part of conversation. Hmm. I
don't know who's advancing.
Too close to the bone?
What?
Guys, it's been some time.
I kind of feel like whatever happened there, we've kind of buried it and we're good.
We've moved on.
That was a good show.
It was.
I mean, aesthetically pleasing.
It was a good show.
For two episodes, it was a good show.
How many convertible cutscenes can one show have?
You somehow had more convertible cutscenes than Entourage.
Hey, it's Mike Ryan and man, it's a hot one, as Rob Thomas famously said.
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