The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Gronk's Frozen Beach
Episode Date: March 7, 2024SPOILER ALERT: Love is Blind talk is incoming in the first segment. Then, a new QB competition, JuJu gets Frost Bite, the Sopranos booth, and the Breaking Bad house. Plus, Stugotz has a strong take on... owning famous homes, and JuJu delivers his Thursday Thunder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. This is the Don Lebator Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
There is a funny mischievous thing happening with what remains of Stugatz's interest in sports
at this late tired place in his career. And what I will...
Got a bit of Panthers news here Dan
The Panthers have locked up the number one defenseman Gustav for sling eight years at five point seven five million a year
The ages locked up somebody who's actually worth seven million at that price that's bigger than the trade for me
Like that guy that's our best defense man like that is huge for the
Panthers that is huge big time big time deal
Okay, and that concludes our hockey coverage
Interrupting subject. Well, you never know something else might happen. No. No, here's what I would say. No, here's what I would say to you
Something else might you never know something else might happen. Oh
Something else might you never know something else might happen. Oh, Johnny Gadget, but you got a sign that's a rallying cry Huh put that on your t-shirts for Florida Panthers confidence. You never know something else might happen
They have cap space you said it early. Yes, I got a cat space cat space
Let's examine what just happened here a second ago shall we
Let's examine what just happened here a second ago. Shall we?
You can't get yourself that one for that.
Wasn't that good?
No, no, no, no, no.
Chris Cody, go sit in the penalty box.
His buns are fun.
Go sit in the penalty box.
Get out of here.
This is what I will tell the audience,
and it's bad judgment on a couple of fronts.
One of them is that we have drifted way too far away
from what is the rarest of things.
Genuine stugot emotion. He was moved.
I saw it. It's rare. He was moved when we were talking about Chris Whittingham. And
all that Chris Cody has done since then is jealously getting the way of our ability to
get to that story. Because what he just did there, and I'm not saying, Roy, I am excited
for you. I'm excited for Panthers fans the idea that
this franchise would signal to everybody yes we know we are in line for the championship and also
as well we're going to start spending and our players want to remain here even though it looked
like we didn't have the money to afford these people it appears the Florida Panthers are trying
to build exactly the same thing that Tampa did by swelling off of some momentum with an excellent hockey team
That also around the league is hated so them making big moves about today and their future is about as exciting as you can get
About the economy of local sports. God damn right it is. I'm excited Dan
That's a better name for your show on Fridays. And it's what it is.
I'm writing the playoffs more than puckboys
and more than an occasional Friday show.
You're goddamn right.
It is.
OK, I'll take it on the advisement.
But I think the issue is yesterday,
you wanted to break into programming to talk
about a big Panthers trade.
Chris waved you off and then he just disrupted you
with a kachung because he wanted to change my mind.. I changed my mind about how I wanted to do this. I don't want to annoy the
I do not want to annoy the national audience but with the hockey playoffs and Panthers talk any more than we're already gonna
annoy them in six weeks when the playoffs start.
Alright, you got a good point. But that is technically national news. The league's talking about this, so it's a big signing at great value. Okay, so celebrate that and Chris Cody will be back in a moment, but
genuinely, and I don't know, Jessica and Lucy, Juju, did you feel any of this? It is very rare for
me to feel genuine pride off of Stugot and what he felt in Whittingham making the call at the
top of sports. Like it's, we just can't, we knew it was gonna happen
and we're also, we can't believe it's already happened.
This is a kid who, when Dan and I were doing
afternoons on 790 to take it, we had to split up
a little bit to do two a days.
Me and Mark Hochman, our executive producer at the time,
we did the mornings and then we came back
and we did afternoons with Dan.
And it was grueling. It was during a heat
playoff run. But Chris Whittingham was 17 years old at
that time and he was our executive producer in the
morning and the first time I met Whittingham he told me that
he wanted to do exactly what it is that he is currently doing.
And so to see how how happy is, even while dancing around at a ranger game,
but to see him realize his dreams, his dreams come true,
for someone that I've known and he's done a lot for me,
but someone I've known for a long time and someone I love,
yeah, I got, I got moved there.
Kitchock you!
Trader.
I love that kid.
Yeah, fuck off.
Yeah. Fuck. My apology.
Chris Whittingham is also he's just such a nice guy, bro.
Like I'll away from his his credible, credible career.
I was going through a rough patch.
I had lost a family member, you know, me a couple of months ago and I had mentioned
it and he double checked around and and called me
We had a great conversation one Saturday, and he just said nothing but positive things that allowed me to pick myself up
You feel me so salute the Chris Whittingham and his lovely mom and his lovely brother. Oh my god
We love you dad too. I thank as pops
Good guy. I don't think in fact. I don't I won't say I think this
I'm assuming that Chris Whittingham was deeply moved that he gets to do that because, gets
to do all of that, both the call and reaching out to you because he was profoundly impacted
by Grant Wall's death because on top of all the other lovely things happening around Whittingham,
he cares deeply about that sport and that sports success in this country that was led by a journalist he admired a bunch Grant Wall who one day to
the next you lose the ability to tell the people that you admire them that
they had a positive impact on you so all of that stuff is super cool to hear but
also for real for real Whittingham. Am I hitting this now? For real. For real. For real.
It didn't feel good.
I mean, because it's, I got.
It's not good to me.
What he's done is, I mean, the Panthers are the best
they've ever been and now he's a Rangers fan, come on.
Yeah.
For real.
Yeah, Whitty, pick a team.
Yesterday I said something on the show
that kind of reminded me of Whitty
because someone tweeted at me to Mansplain Contraception and it segue.
It was about Love is Blind, which the finale came out last night.
Dan's been trying to force us, foist basically all of us onto Mina Kimes and her podcast
reviewing Love is Blind and we basically all ignored him.
But I did want to briefly mention it because I decided this year that I was going to watch just the first episode and the last episode
and just try to guess what happened in the middle. But man, I couldn't get through the last episode
because it is such a bad show. It was terrible. So boring. Oh my God, I fell asleep and I woke up
and I was like, whoa, this is the finale. What's wrong with me? It was so boring, brother.
It is so predictable.
Lucy, have you seen the last one yet?
I did see the last one.
Spoiler in case.
No, no, wait, no, no, wait, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I was giving the alert ahead of time.
All right, hold on.
But we have that, Lucy, you will help us with this.
We're protecting you here.
No, not even, no.
We have been bad at spoilers the entire time that we've been doing this and I'm the worst
culprit so we will warn people on whatever this is but I don't want to
just just it I don't want to gloss over what Jessica did we'll get there in a
second because Mina Kimes loves love is. Mina Kimes has been growing a YouTube page
that reviews Love Is Blind.
Our show, I've rarely seen everyone is interested
about something so stupid as what this show
is interested about Love Is Blind.
And I wanted to connect the two worlds
and as soon as I did, everyone said I was lame
and didn't wanna do a party together.
I actually first, I'm gonna make you guys feel safe here.
I can play a sounder that will make us clear of all spoiler alerts.
Spoiler alert, sorry.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You're good.
So that's our new spoiler alert sounder.
Spoiler alert, sorry.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, good.
Nailed it.
Excellent.
Go ahead, Lucy.
Wait a minute.
Can you play the sound again?
Yes, let's intro it with all of the production value
that Chris Cody brings to the show.
Spoiler alert, sorry.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Man, that brought back memories, man.
Oh my God.
It is hard to say it sometimes.
It's a tongue twister.
Alert, a couple of L's, cut it up.
Spoiler alert, sorry.
Go ahead, Iowa. It Spoiler alert, sorry. Spoiler alert, sorry. Go ahead, Iowa.
It is, thanks, Miami.
It is a bad show, objectively not a good show,
which is why I like it.
The finale is really like, it's dry.
You gotta fast forward through it.
Spoiler alert, sorry.
Here's the spoiler alert.
One of the women gets left at the altar,
and as he's leaving her at the altar,
and he's like, hey, I'm not gonna marry you.
After he said that, he goes,
but I'm still rocking with you,
which I think is the absolute rock bottom
you could possibly be.
He's like, I don't wanna marry you,
and then he literally said, I'm still rocking with you.
And she's standing there trying not to cry
in front of all her friends and family.
She's not rocking with him.
She is not rocking with him.
And it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
I would love for NFL free agency to be this way, where you're interviewing
quarterbacks, but you don't know who your quarterback is.
It's love is blinds football.
This should be sick.
So good.
Opening day, it's revealed to Tampa Bay Bucks quarterback. But then you have to set it up so that you're at the place where you're signing the contract
and that's when you decide on camera if contracts are blind and you accept this team.
Russell Wilson and the Steelers can do this like next week if they want.
Are you guys telling me that the most
unctuous of characters is it's Jerry or whichever guy
you hated the most here because he was a winking,
grinning, jet ski wielding schmo.
He sucks.
No but this.
Don't get me started on his punk ass.
He's a true Emily.
Bruh, how you going for the DuVoise de Fiance
and then hop on the jet skis in her face,
in her sight line with this other woman.
Salute to you brother, but you are a piece of scum.
Spoiler alert.
There's a moment where she's like crying to the camera
and you can see him on the jet skis
with the new girl in the background.
Terrible.
But at the very least, you're telling me
with this spoiler alert that he's not the one guilty of
Standing someone up at the altar and then saying to them
I'm not gonna marry you, but I still rock with you is the most tepid of commitments
No, they broke up after the whole jet ski incident
So once you're done once you go through your jet ski incident of a sort then you're pretty much done on the show until the reunion, which will be next week.
And that is going to be spicy.
But watch the, I still rock with you.
That's bottom.
Look, spoiler alert, listen to me again.
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert.
That's Clay at AD.
You feel me?
Clay has not been, okay, I got to choose my words wisely.
Clay isn't one of the smartest guys in
the world he is not top five smartest guys in the world so whenever he be
explaining certain stuff especially when he say but I'm still rocking with you
holy moly brother just walk off take on Mike go what it what is the distinction
you're making because that's very gentle of you juju you're not somebody who's
very often a public critic you try not to be a public critic
But you pretty clearly called someone dumb there. I didn't clearly call nobody done
I'd say he's not top five smartest in the world neither am I could be sixth neither is nobody in this
I would take six outside looking at him. I mean not top ten either
He's he's he's just a hilarious character who who gets caught out there with his words
I think you're doing that perfectly gently.
I'm sort of amazed at the dexterity of what you just did.
I don't know this character and yet I think he's a fool.
And you did not say that.
Social media, I had to put things certain ways, you know?
But yeah, he didn't do that delicately at all
in front of her mom, in front of her family,
in front of every- On the altar.
Oh my God.
Why won't you guys just do this show with Mina Kimes?
Why did you just do it here?
You know what, we gonna do it here.
Salute to Love is Kimes,
but sis didn't sound like she wanted us involved anyway
on that text message chat, so I read the room.
I'm like, what's she hit?
We'll do it on our own, sis, to Mina, salute to Lenny,
but we gonna handle our own recap show with the reunion next week. We can maybe do it on our own sister, Meena, Salini, but we're gonna handle our own recap show
with the reunion next week.
We could maybe do it for a Sunday Night Live
with me, Tony, and the whole crew.
You did it.
But there's an Oscars watch party.
Yeah.
I saw the reunion next week
after the finale just happened this week.
Marketing your calendars.
You did me.
You could say she wasn't rocking with us.
She was not rocking with us, not Meena, but yeah.
And also the other one, the Christian McCaffery,
and uh, oh my God. And then you're in Pots, yeah. He couldn the other one with the Christian McCaffery and uh, what's that?
Oh my God.
He couldn't wait to break up with her ass boy.
Oh my goodness.
And you might be thinking, wow,
how did Jess and Juju say this was a boring show
and all these things happened?
That's how bad the show is.
There were things that happened and it was still boring.
You guys got obsessed with the show and it fell apart,
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James Winston is your quarter
Goosey could also be a bad like there could be some bad examples of that like if James Winston was your quarterback That is the bad example. They're both they're both good and bad. That's the rare one. That's both good and bad
Wow, that's exciting. Oh, no, we're gonna be seven and ten with 30 interceptions
Wow, that's exciting. Oh, no, we're gonna be seven and ten with 30 interceptions
Fun press conferences, but 30 touchdowns. Yes, and also 30 touchdowns. That's correct. And it's good and bad It's going to be exciting. It's gonna be interesting except all those games you lose 30 to 7 you're a dolphin fan
You show up opening day Russell Wilson is your quarterback. I'm upset you saved 53 million dollars
I'm upset. You saved $53 million.
Oh!
I'm back.
Jessica, I am with you.
You are right.
Stugatz is just obsessed with the name Quarterback,
and he wants Russell Wilson cheap because Russell
Wilson was good a few years ago.
There's just been so much weird Stugatz stuff this week.
And that's definitely one of them.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
It's a value play.
I don't think, like like what's the drop off
from two of the Russell Wilson. I'm being serious here. Talk about it. Probably a
bunch of accuracy. I don't know Chris. Like I think two had two more touchdown
passes than Russell Wilson did last year. I think Russ had six less
interceptions. He had the defense of the Denver Broncos was the only what star
on top of their tree in the Broncos facility and that offensive line was trash
Still bro, that was in the other late season graphics still in wild card contention late with that offense
So I mean dare I say thank you speaking of the Dolphins
I don't know if you guys saw this story about all the fans who went to the Dolphins chiefs game
That was in it was the third coldest game in NFL history.
You know, we talked about how dangerous it was,
blah, blah, blah, but there was a story this week.
Dangerous it was, blah, blah, blah.
I mean, we don't have to rehash how cold it was.
You're dangerous, right?
We remember, it was not that long ago.
I saw a story yesterday that said that there were
a number of fans who have been treated for frostbite
since attending the game that now are potentially seeking out amputations
because they had exposed fingers or body parts
that now are completely frostbitten.
And there was also a video that accompanied it,
which I sent to the video team
and I don't know if we wanna run it or not,
I don't know if they have it ready,
but it was really freaking nasty.
And there were black fingertips
and gross little frostbbitten fingies.
Oh, I don't think we wanna do that.
I don't think we will make an executive decision
to not horrify the audience.
But we had it.
I got frostbite ironically.
This is a real sentence.
I got frostbite at Grand Beach in Las Vegas, Nevada
for Super Bowl weekend.
This happened.
So you know on stage where they have the smoke machines.
The liquid nitrogen.
A fan of the show was in the audience.
And it was like, yo, Jew, can you get the grunt
and sign my hat?
And I was like, of course.
Why would I not?
I reached out to get it at the same exact time.
And my entire sleeve was like all white and frozen,
my hoodie.
So I was scared and it hurt,
but I was in front of everybody.
So I'm like, yeah, right.
This is nothing. Look at my wrist.
I'm so icy. So icy entertainment.
You did.
But when I got home, I had to peel my hoodie off of my skin.
So it's still pretty bad.
You did it.
It's like all around, like in there.
I see it.
It's so bad, but I got frostbite at Grant Beach, salute.
Juju, here I do not wish to question
any of your credentials here.
However, I'm pretty sure that what I just saw sweep
across the face of an incredulous Chris Cody
with some version of, I believe,
Juju just diagnosed himself with frostbite
that wasn't actual frostbite.
Of course, we do that in the streets all the time.
I don't know if you want me to flow wherever it is,
I frostbitten, I don't know the logistics.
Okay, but we were talking about crispy,
we were talking about crispy amputations.
This is a horror I thought.
Do I have this wrong in my memory?
We're talking about Kansas City
and the actual cold weather.
You're talking about Grand Beach.
I'm talking about having frozen body parts amputated
because people in that crowd did not know the dangers
of what it is that they were doing.
But do I remember wrong when I think someone
was shirtless in that weather?
There was someone, yeah.
Yes, and this report is from Fox Four, so if people want to seek out the video, they can
go ahead and do that.
But yeah, it was pretty horrifying to read that, and the photos will haunt me for the
rest of my life.
From as people from cold weather places, you have what familiarity, Lucy and Jessica,
with the horrors of frostbite, because it sounds less bad than it is I
Am from North Carolina, but thank you for including me
Fine I was prepared for frostbite when I got to Iowa they tell you that
It's something that you know
They'll when you when it's deep in the negatives like when I was there
I got as low as Negative feels like negative 50 if you were outside with exposed skin for more than three minutes in that situation
You will get frostbite. It's very well known. It's something they talk about on the news all the time
I was an alert so I was prepared for it
But hey live your life footballs football do what you got to do
Safety first everybody. It's the third coldest football game
that's ever been played,
and the entire dolphin season went to collapse there,
where fingers were becoming nubs,
because of how cold it was.
It's a little true detective
and those brothers who got froze on that ice out there, man.
Rest in peace.
I wanna ask you guys something
and play some video for you as well,
because, Stugatz, I read the other day day and this was interesting to me as a piece of nostalgia
and something priceless that has a price I saw that the booth in the diner
where James Gandolfini may or may not have died at the end of the Sopranos
which many people listening to this would say that's the greatest television show
ever made. Top five, wildly considered one of the best pieces of art,
television, entertainment ever made. Terrible ending. Yes, a lot of people
thought that as well, that the ending was terrible, but a famous booth and scene
from a very famous show has sold for $82,000.
The owner of that New Jersey diner
was trying to raise money for some renovations,
created an eBay account,
and the people wanted it so badly.
He just wanted $3,000.
It ended up being $82,000,
because it's not, you don't get anything,
but you know, that shitty piece of diner,
but it's a museum piece, and it went for $82,000.
The initial offer sounds low, $3,000?
Right.
That, wow.
So look to the humanitarianism, whatever the word is, that goes along with this spoiler alert.
But dare I say, whoever bought that, you are the Joker of the day or the week and the year.
You buying that weak ass of a soprano booth.
Nobody's gonna know who it is when they come over to your house
and sit in the booth.
You, sir, are a Joker.
Sorry for interrupting the show.
But how about the guy who owns it saying $3,000
when he could have gotten 82?
He did get 82.
Like, that's...
Well, he started.
It was just starting.
I know, but start higher.
I mean, come on.
You know someone's gonna pay for that.
It's a soprano's, man.
You're just so right, though.
If you're gonna spend this amount of money on something
I need to be able to have people walk in my house and they know instantly exactly what I
That's the car from back to the future. That's obvious with that in the living room
Yeah, I'm just saying that would be obvious right you have to say the table and the diner from the sopranos
There's to be a sign of real wordy if you like so this is let me set this up for you
So remember that one scene at the very it's like too much. You see this belt. This John O. Roods bill
Was helmet his helmet yeah, I would know that
You guys are doing something here that is both accurate and it feels like I'm not gonna say disrespectful
But I was actually trying to think of what is the item from television that I would most want to have
In my home because it represents some piece of television that will be so precious to me
That I even if no one else knows that I have the booth from the Sopranos
I know I have the booth from the Sopranos and so whether I'm showing it off or not like it's just a it's a great priceless thing to me
Because of how Sopranos acrylic French manicure
Yes, oh
Batmobile
That's a good one
You feel me cuz everybody know what that is you put up in that who is getting out of here
I think I'm gonna start telling people I have Jerry Seinfeld's fridge.
Nice.
I would want the masks of the ex-presidents from Point Break.
Oh, I want the mask of Jim Carrey from the mask.
Oh, that's the one.
Man, if you have that on your mantle,
everyone knows exactly what that is, right?
I just have a rubbery face.
Stugans is again.
Stugans is just something you canugans had just got something you could get
on Halloween store.
It's not always.
I could actually have them.
Yes, you could.
It looks more like wood.
Like it's darker, like a darker.
It's enchanted.
A truly terrible pic.
Remember when you looked at it?
My pic.
Right.
Man, if you told me of all the things in movies,
if just for it to be real,
I would love to be able to put on that mask
and turn into the mask.
That would be so sick.
Smokin'.
Roy, why are you shaking your head?
Somebody stop me.
I'm on the complete opposite side of that
because you're not gonna remember what happened.
But there'll be videos, people will take videos of me
and I will cross on social.
You'll be internet famous, which is the only thing that really matters the
superhero for the modern times I changed my mind I think I want the little
Vespa that Russell Crowe drives in the Pope's Exorcist that's a good one really
that's a good one maybe his frock too it's a little haunted and evil as well
as an added bonus I want to play some video here, Stugatz. This is from the famous home in Breaking Bad. If you, I don't know if people in this area,
I'm assuming this is in Albuquerque, but this show, another one of these nostalgic favorites that sticks to people who are like,
man, my emotional connection to discovering this and living this made me
binge through it because I can't believe how good the television was.
A woman lives in that home.
She is tired of people coming by that home
and interrupting her life.
And here a comedian does it to this woman
who's fed up with people coming around her home.
I just wanted to get a picture. I'm a big fan of the show.
Good whoopee s***.
Oh whoopee my ass.
Man, you ought to learn to chill a little bit, huh?
I don't have to, you mother f***er.
Hey, hey, relax.
Get outta here!
Hey, son of a bitch.
Yeah, she's threatening to call the cops on me.
I've already got him on the phone, mother f***er.
Get out!
Can you just please let me get a couple pictures?
Right away, try my house!
You're pissing me off.
Whoopee s***.
I am done with you.
What a f***ing s***.
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Are you playing? Who is that?
I was told that was funny and I just felt bad for that cigarette-wielding woman who lives in a home
she did not know was haunted by a comedian who's not funny and agitating her.
Why in the coozy sweater?
If I don't get your ass about it
Made me want to smoke
She's waving a cigarette and it is boo he'd only by her rage which is earned
way from her house
Don lebatard. I actually thought you'd look kind of good Stu got thank you
I had the beard's grown out a little bit.
I got a little life in my face, I feel like.
Little tan Colorado, San Francisco, great time.
You got life on your face.
You got death on your face.
I think you got 40 to life on your face. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.
Stugats is hurting.
I don't know if you heard at the beginning of the week though, but this was supposed to be a vacation week for him and then he surprised us all and he gutted it out and he was an American hero.
He toughed it out through four American work days and here he stands close to the end of the week.
Off tomorrow.
Yes, off tomorrow, as am I incidentally,
I should tell the audience that the shipping container
and an assortment of fun people will do whatever it is
that they're gonna be doing Friday through Sunday
because they're gonna have control.
That's a long shift.
They're gonna have control of the feeds
with David Samson, with Adnan Verk, whatever
it is that becomes, and they're going to be in control all of tomorrow and on Friday.
But Stugatz is a step slow here late in the week as his stamina is down because God bless
football was hard, the football season was hard.
And so as soon as we went to break in the last segment, okay, and I'm tired too.
Yeah, we just saw that because tomorrow is Friday. okay? And I'm tired too. Yeah, we just saw that, because tomorrow is Friday.
Yes, but I'm tired.
But he breathes in my face, the hot cigarette take.
It's just flaming covered in ash.
And he's like, but a second late, the show is now stopped.
And he's like, she shouldn't live there.
If she doesn't want that outside of her house,
she shouldn't live there.
But he gives me the opinion not on the air
when I could have used it.
He gives it to me after we've gone off the air
when I can use the rest from his breath.
Well, it was the end of the segment.
And so all I'm saying, if you're gonna buy a famous house,
a famous house from TV, a famous house from what,
you know, a movie that you've seen, then you know what?
You have to expect that people are gonna come buy the house.
If you own the house from full house,
people are coming by.
If you own the Grateful Dead, the original house
that they lived in, they all lived in in San Francisco,
it's a tourist attraction.
People are coming by.
I've been by there several times, I take pictures.
You can't get mad if people wanna see the house
that you purchased when you purchased a Look at Me house.
Assuming that the realtor told her
that this was the Brick and Bat house.
Assuming.
How could she not know?
You're leaving money on the table if you're this lady.
You should start open tours.
If this is my house and I say get off my property,
you got T minus 10 seconds before my son
come downstairs and get you off my property.
People also, I read like throw pizzas on the roof
because that's like a scene and you're like,
oh yeah, that is a breaking, oh that's annoying.
Why would you throw a pizza on someone in that room?
That's a famous scene.
Roy remembers that scene.
I'm gonna throw a pizza on your roof.
No, but how, now wait a minute.
Two days later now you got rats.
We're actively making this life's worth.
Now wait a minute, think about this for a second.
Let's think about this because Stu gots defending our right
to throw pizza on this woman's roof
if she doesn't know that she's living
in the Breaking Bad house.
Imagine that you lived where you lived.
You did not know that you were living
in a famous television house.
And strangers you do not know continually come over
to your house and throw not a pizza box on your roof a
Whole pizza on your roof because it's a famous scene from the movie
You'd get fed up after a few years of that
But how could you not know what a terrible realtor if they're selling that house not telling you it's the house for breaking bad
That's how you get the price you can't you can't tell them because you is it because think about what I just told you
Stagatz that'd be a miserable place to live if you had to hire security to get strangers to stop throwing pizza on your roof
I think it gets the price up and you have to tell the person you're moving into a house that people got
Understand you're playing the Monday morning quarterback on I know exactly what would come with buying the breaking be at bad house
You don't know the scene we're talking about.
I saw the show, I wouldn't think that people would be frisbee-ing pizzas on my house if
I lived there.
Well, don't buy the house.
For the years that I lived there and the realtor would trick me if she told me or he told
me that they are selling me the Breaking Bad House and nothing bad will happen and I know
nothing bad will happen because now I've got a rat problem breaking bad Harambe man this show slapped in 2016
It's a shame man now she has to get a sign saying no solicitation and no throwing pizzas on the roof
I understand her anger and I feel a little dog too
Chacarone pizza because those weren't invented plus you can only Frisbee a pizza before it's been sliced
Yeah, yeah, that's an important thing to remember
But that's what was thrown but that is what that is what's being thrown try to have you just slice it
It's going everywhere. Yeah, but I was I getting ordering less sliced pizzas to go over to this late-ass buckles man evil
It's a good insult. No one's called anyone a but I haven't heard that in a long time. It's really good
2016 man. We're very cutting back election coverage Chris Cody. Can you please tell me where we are because some ideas that we have don't get Miami
Hmm
The elser
I gotta leave. The elser.
5 minute major.
Dan, let the power of the shaft bring you back to us.
Let the shaft lead you.
He's tired at the end of the week and the last swing he takes at me is just one last
slice of where we are in Miami. On Sunday we have an Oscar Party show. Do you
guys know who's gonna be involved with that because David Sampson is worried
that we are not gonna contribute to what it is he's trying to do on Sunday?
I don't want to overall commit for somebody but I've seen some RSVPs. You're
gonna see Ben Lyons, Adnan, and Adnan Verk in that studio owning it,
but you're also gonna see, I believe everyone in this room is gonna be there. I saw Dan might be
there, so it's gonna be part of the show. Like we're gonna be spackling what they're doing
and probably just running a muck because they're just gonna want to nerd out on Oscar stuff,
and I just want to have fun. I want to know what everyone's wearing. I can't wait for the red carpet.
Speaking of the uncown, the run a muck was another good misspelling that we had on one of our lower thirds a few weeks ago
They didn't spell it am
Space a space muck. I'm sorry to the video team. I do think it's funny though
It is our video team is highly and there are some times that they they run into some spanglish issues
I don't blame them for not understanding
that run a muck should have been spelled differently.
They need to do better on unknown though.
We should put out our own odds,
come up with some creative odds for Sunday.
Like how many buttons is Adnan's shirt gonna be unbuttoned?
How many flip flops will Adnan wear?
Over under. Over.
I wanna pin David and Adnan against each other.
Like I want, they have their predictions and if each other like I want there like they have their predictions
And if adnan gets one topic like one category right and David should do something like we got to get make him
Let's embarrass that twenty seven nothing personals plus twenty seven nothing personal minus twenty seven nothing personals this the reason
Over the reason I bring this up
Look man Chris Cody you've had a unique look as we have taken on other production
projects working with Adnan Burke. This is a historic moment. I would say the entire time
I have known you, I have wanted Adnan Burke and David Samson to work together on something. I have
forced it on them and I've forced it on you and I've forced it on this show. And now they are,
I don't know how often they're in each other's company,
but they used to hate each other.
And Adnan legitimately used to hate Samson
and really disagrees with him.
What they're doing Sunday is the first time
they've done any of this together, correct?
It is the first time that they are doing a produced bit
where it's just them live too.
I don't think they ever, I mean,
other than every-
Seven hours live. Seven hours. If they're doing a seven hour show live, they've never worked
together before. They don't particularly like each other. All of that is real, but they
like this thing together and they'll do something around movies.
Yeah, I was gonna say, you said they used to hate each other like that change to something.
I'm okay. So it hasn't changed. There's the potential for this going off the rail.
Possibly.
Time now for Thursday Thunder.
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Let's go over to Juju Gotti because the kid is on fire.
Wait a minute, let me set this up correctly, okay?
We've had a couple of amazing streaks
in the history of this show.
Carrot Top for seven straight weeks,
knocked off Callan Cowherd,
and then Chris Jericho for like 11 or 12 straight weeks
in our celebrity prognosticator was as hot
as anyone's ever been.
Broke character shattered Kara tops record, but I don't believe in the history of this
show.
I started a season 0 and 16.
Yes, a couple of seasons.
You've started 0 and 16 and worse.
Yeah and worse.
Yeah.
But juju I believe is the hottest that's ever been in the history of this show.
He has 10 and 0.
He has hit the last three, three team, parley and his most recent bet I faded him last
right so God's is an asshole like just straight asshole it's okay I forgive you
still guys thank you so look to my brothers and sisters I just love honest
to push I give it to God's thinks you're due to lose, he has announced it.
So dare you go, dare you go three and oh.
Your due is gonna lose.
Three and oh again.
True, true.
Man, hopefully man.
We keep our fingers crossed every week,
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First leg of the bet guys, MPJ, Michael Porter Jr.
He's having a great month, man.
He been scoring the ball more.
He's been swinging the ball, passing it finally
a little more.
And I'm gonna go with his rebounds tonight.
It's at 6.5.
He should get 6.5 rebounds tonight, in my opinion.
You feel me?
That's the first thing.
Juju, this is funny that I was on a tech string
in which I pointed out that the, I demanded,
this never happened, that the show insult Michael Porter
after he said how many matchup advantages
they had against the Miami Heat,
because Michael Porter was the single worst starter
in that final series on either team.
And since I said that, Michael Porter
has shattered every basketball record known to man.
Yeah, yeah, he also had a blunder when talking about women's sports, but we're not gonna go there. Since I said that, Michael Porter has shattered every basketball record known to man.
He also had a blunder when talking about women's sports, but we're not going to go there.
Neither here nor there.
The second leg, we're going to go with the Joker.
24.5 points tonight.
We're going to go over that.
We like the Nuggets winning, I'm assuming.
No, we don't.
They're playing the Celtics.
They're playing the Celtics.
I want them to lose by 100. But he's going to get 24.5 points against my Cs tonight.
I can dig that.
Third leg, we're going to go with V, Jonathan Caminga,
from the Golden State Warriors.
You feel me?
Since he cut his hair, oh my god.
He's about to revolutionize the game of basketball.
He started playing basketball.
I don't even think he played in college
So what you're seeing is raw talent learning at the knee of Steve Kerr who still God says it's not the greatest coach ever
And neither do I I feel like I can coach the warriors one or two games and get them to W's
So we're gonna go Jonathan coming go over 16.5 points tonight
over 16.5 points tonight, John John. Look at that.
Well done.
Stu God's believes that Steve Kerr is overpaid
at two years, $35 million.
He's nuts.
He's right, he's right, bruh.
Give me the Warriors, I'll get them 100 wins a year.
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