The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Happy Anniversary To The Montgomery Riverboat Brawl
Episode Date: August 5, 2024Roy pours his heart and soul into producing Because Miami, and Dan accepts that it constantly loses viewers and listeners because he believes in Billy Corben's work, but is it really possible that the... Shipping Container thinks TAYLOR'S music is better than the music on Because Miami? Let's find out. Then, Roy Wood Jr. is here to celebrate the one-year anniversary of what he is calling a "seminal moment" in black history: the Montgomery Riverboat Brawl. He also discusses Kamala Harris definitely picking a white man to be her VP, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear story, his show "The Other Games," the way the "International Transfer Portal" has surprised him during these Olympics, and his semi-sure bet of the week. Plus, "the other black Roy" has returned with a selection of songs from Because Miami to challenge Taylor's Mariners song, and the crew votes on the best tunes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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This is the Dan Leventor Show with the Stugatz Podcast. I want to ask the group about something because over the last couple of years Roy has poured
his heart and soul into a project that matters a lot to me and matters a lot to Metal Arch
Media, but I'm not sure how much it matters to Stugats,
to Billy and to Mike.
The hockey show?
Not the hockey show, that is a different project
that we've poured a lot into.
Every Friday.
Sometimes, every Friday sometimes.
Even during the off season?
Yes, even in the off season.
What's happening right now?
Nothing.
Every Friday sometimes is what it was. When did it graduate to more often than every Friday every Friday?
When did that happen? Well, it's really happened throughout the entire season. It's the post game show out the Panthers games
That's off and on that's where I was confused
Right in the offseason like your consistency now is like you're nailing it, but the season's over.
Yeah, well, it was free agency, you know, trades to draft, that sort of thing.
That's what we were doing on during the off season.
Cool. But now.
But that's not the show that I care deeply about.
At this point, yes.
Describe your own show as filler?
Well, during the off season, yeah.
OK, well, I would say Roy.
Take the off season off.
Roy has not done a great job of promoting his-
I haven't done a great job.
That's an option.
Like, Tony's not doing an MMA hangout
if there isn't a card.
But again, not the show that I wanted to talk about.
Roy, the way that this has been promoted over,
I mean, they won the championship
and it would be a great time to soar into the sky
uh... the promotion is not been great on this but that's not what i wanted to
talk about it
uh... the other project that roy has poured himself into a great deal is
producing because miami which is
on fridays
and very polarizing for reasons that i understand and i will tell you and this
was a conscious choice, a choice
that was made, I know that every time because Miami airs, we lose listeners and we lose
viewers. That is a choice that I am making personally because I believe in what Billy
Corbin is doing. Odd choice to make it a contract here. Thank you Dan.
Look this is what Stugats is saying it's easier and it's better to sit these
things out. But yes that is the best and truest way to sell out is yes
play the hits my man. But Roy and Billy Corbin have been doing important work
over there informed work over there important work over there, informed work
over there, passionate work over there, and I would just urge you to get
yourself more informed with Because Miami. Billy, I'm not sure that Billy Gill, Mike
and Tony and Stugats are on our side here Roy, but I ride with you. You are
actively costing us listeners and I ride with you. I ride. You are actively costing, costing us listeners and I ride with you.
Thank you, Dan. I'm glad to be associated with a show that's uh,
making us lose listeners. Yeah. I appreciate that. I ride with the customers. I do. Of course you do.
I mean, why wouldn't you? There are good songs on Because Miami. I catch those. I follow it.
What's that word? Tangentially. Tangentially, yes. Excellent songs on Because Miami.
They're doing some of the best music we do.
We've got Taylor out here singing about John Olarud.
Hey, that's a banger, and you take that back.
That's the best song we've created in quite some time,
maybe ever, and we did a musical that hit number one.
Billy, do you have that there?
We can play it again if they wanna hear
some more John Olarud, but you don't dispute
that the music is better on
Because Miami than it is on our show lately, no?
You dispute that?
No, but it also is like, not casting is wide a net.
You have to know a lot about local Miami politics.
Whereas everyone knows about the 2001 Seattle Mariners.
John Olarud, just like hard hat.
That's stuff that people know.
And we're losing listeners, so they're not necessarily
listening to the song because they're not listening anymore.
That's right, and it happens, but Billy Corbin
is gonna be on the right side of everything,
and he's gonna lose.
I think he's on the left side of everything.
Yeah.
No, I think he's in the middle.
Ah!
He is not in the middle.
Well, leaning left. I couldn't even muster a laugh because my gold platter got in the middle. Oh, leaning left.
I couldn't even muster a laugh because my gold platter got in the way.
He cannot be called in the middle.
The middle is moved and it's moved far away from wherever it is Billy Corbin.
Exactly.
The middle has moved and that's where he is right now.
Down the middle Billy Corbin.
That's what they call him.
What happened?
Centrist. What happened with the sin and Olympians getting sick and having their entire
hopes derailed because they brought back their sickness to the relay team
because you can't swim in a river of shit.
Yeah. Well, I think, yeah, I think he called it.
We were all a little worried about that.
One athlete tested
positive for E. coli after they they swam in the river and that's really
unfortunate because they had another event a team event and their entire
team is now disqualified because this case of E. coli there was also another
image of a triathlete emerging from the water and immediately yakking huh so
walk me through the timeline here remember there was a protest that
everybody in France was gonna go shit in the river
Right. That was a thing. That is correct
And there was a great deal of security that prevented that from happening, especially
Especially the day of the opening ceremony. It's a notoriously dirty river
I imagine yes, and it's gotten dirty over over the last few years of all the things we do to the earth
Okay, so this dates back to like the dates of the catacombs. Quite honestly, like they've
been polluting this one for a while, but the IOC was like, you know what we're
going to do triathlon. We're going to have the people swim in the dirty water
and then keep going. So that's a conscientious thought that everybody had
was like, you go with it, Mike Billy Roy, everybody good. Okay, let's do that.
Yeah. And if you watch under Paris, this Netflix foreign film, like that's a part, yeah, that's
one with the shark where that's also a big moment where a mayor's like, I feel good about
this triath- uh, triathlon that we're gonna have, but this shark that is adapted and it's
made itself pregnant just feasts on him.
What a final act this film has.
Did they get the sharks out for the Olympics?
No sharks out for the Olympics.
Remember there was a real life beluga whale that was in that river.
That happened a few years ago.
That went viral.
It was not as cute as a shark.
Is it a shit shark?
It's a shit shark.
No, no, they didn't talk about the contamination
in the river.
They were wondering how a shark could live in that water,
but the shark evolved because of climate change.
So why can't they just do all of these swimming things
in Tahiti where the surfing is?
That's an excellent question.
Well, why a river?
I mean, jumping in any river is a dangerous game.
Is it not?
Rivers are dangerous.
Not every river.
I'm not a freshwater man.
I feel like rivers and lakes are fun.
Rivers and lakes are kind of on the edge there.
I mean.
It's got to, I got to have so much trust
in the body of water that is relatively stagnant.
That's why I only bathe in Lake Tahoe.
It's the only one.
What was the country?
Was it Brazil that got out of the water vomiting?
Like what was the country that got their relay hopes
dashed by the fact that one swimmer got sick
or one decathlete got sick?
Like what was the-
We're talking about two separate things.
Now I imagine the person with E. coli
definitely did throw up,
but in that moment immediately getting out of the water,
I don't think this is the same athlete
or crack staff is on it.
How hard is it to switch like a relay person in swimming
where they wear goggles and like, you know,
the cap on their head?
I feel like you just sub someone in, right?
Who's gonna know?
Who's gonna know, right?
Well, exactly right.
No one's gonna know in right who's gonna know
Formed on the Brazilian swim team, you know, whatever
Switch someone out. Why can't you swap someone? I'd try that before I just give up like I'd rather get disqualified for getting caught cheating than just not even trying
Wouldn't you?
Triathlete Tyler miss law chuck threw up ten times after swimming in the Seine River.
Ten times?
Wow.
That's insane.
That'll get you dehydrated pretty quick.
Do you have the John Olarud song please so that I can just play Taylor again singing
about John Olarud as our crew claims that our music is better than Because Miamis. Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Stugats.
Trist and shout.
This is the Don Lebatard Show Twist and shout. Stugats. Twist and shout.
This is the Don Lebatard Show with the Stugats.
There's never enough time here Stugats to talk about all the things I want to talk about
with this man.
Kamala's VP pick, the Olympics, three on three basketball, Road to Rickwood.
I want to talk about all of them,
but Roy Wood, I need to talk about something else here
before anything else.
We need to, as a show, celebrate the one year anniversary
of the Montgomery Riverboat Brawl.
I believe it to be one of the funniest videos
that has ever existed in the history
of people communicating.
Poor, lowly Alabama black riverboat captain
attacked by drunk white people who refused to move their boats
so that the riverboat could take its proper parking space
at the dock.
A 501 ass whooping turned into a 40 on five ass whooping
in reverse.
They turned it around like the bills at halftime
with Frank Wright taking them down the field down,
was it 38, 35?
I don't know, you remember that, Askel.
Listen, this is one of the seminal moments in black history
that if not for anti-CRT legislation,
would be in the history books for the children to study
for years to come.
But this is also about healing, Dan LeBretard,
because on the same day as the anniversary
of these white people getting stomped out,
Kamala Harris is set to name a white man
as her vice president.
Now, we don't know which white man,
but we do know it's a white man.
You think that's a coincidence
that she's gonna announce the white man
right at the same time as the anniversary
of the Riverboat Ass Whooping?
She's bringing the country together, man.
We do know it's going to be a white man.
Put it on the poll please Juju at Levitard Show is the Montgomery Riverboat Brawl, one
of the seminal moments in black history.
Please just roll that video over everything that we're saying here because I have not
been able to talk to Roy about this.
But what is your favorite part?
Because the part that I remember that made me laugh the most was when a black
guy jumped into the water and swam toward the fight.
A teenager!
That kid was 16 years old, Dan Leventhal, and you know how hard you have to work to
get sneakers as a teenager.
And he ruined them in exchange for swimming to help somebody else, man.
That was wonderful, wonderful.
What's funny is that the city of Montgomery
won't acknowledge it
because they won't put a plaque up or nothing.
They just, oh no, that did not happen.
Come on, no, we've gotta put up a plaque.
How do we do that?
How do we do that as a show?
How do we figure out a way to get a plaque put up there?
Or a bronze chair.
Oh boy.
I like that better.
I like the chair. That's like that better but i don't know
but that's a much better suggestion we have the power to do this i mean every
week john oliver is doing something ridiculous on sundays where he spends an
enormous amount of money to put something stupid somewhere do we have the
ability that do you have the power to help us do this
i i can make some couple calls i am I am friends with Mayor Steven Reid of Montgomery,
and I'll talk to the old mayor offline.
Let's not call him cold turkey right now.
OK.
And we'll see what they have up their sleeve.
I think it's just one of those funny moments where I don't
think anybody knew.
If you showed that video to anybody and asked
them to guess what would happen next,
they would not be able to guess what happens next.
That's one of the many reasons that it is funny.
We just seen people dumped into the water.
He's got shows this month in Denver, New York, New Jersey, all over the place.
He is still out there hustling.
RoywoodJr.com is where you go.
The website is RoywoodJr.com.
He's taping a new special for Hulu next month in dc and we've told road to record is very good
it's the podcast on civil rights and baseball within the npr because he does
uh... some very serious work around the comedy that has some depth to it
uh... do you have anything for us on what you want from colorless vp pick
i cannot just say that
i don't think anybody on earth
is prepared for the level of vetting that happens.
Is it me or was it just like last week,
the week of secrets?
Like every VP has done something that you don't like
or they voted wrong on the thing that you support
and a week before that, they were all the perfect white man.
And now if we didn't find out RFK is taking dead animals
and putting them in the park and taking selfies with them
or whatever the hell that was about,
we found out that the second gentleman cheated
in the first marriage.
Why are we just not talking about this?
That's what happens during a VP vetting.
They find everybody's secrets, man.
Because everybody's trying to throw shade.
Tell me about this RFK thing.
So part of what I heard was that he saw a bear on the road
that had been killed as roadkill and he got it for meat
and he was gonna put it in his fridge,
but then he had to get out of town
and you can continue the story from there.
It's absurd.
As far as I understand, ask the team,
as far as I understand, he took the bear into Central Park.
Did he take a picture with it?
Did he take a picture of the bear?
You lost me at put roadkill in car.
At that point, I'm like, you can't be president.
At no point, unless you're from West Virginia,
maybe Eastern like Appalachia,
all right, y'all eat roadkill.
That's an understood thing there.
But if you just, yeah man, I saw a dead bear,
I was like, man, let me put this thing in the car,
and then put it in Central Park
and spin this thing politically.
No man, you can't do that.
Put it on the poll please, Juju, at LeBattard Show.
Is it okay to run for president if you're from
West Virginia and put roadkill in the car? Because that's the only place that you're allowing it,
right? I had not heard of the idea of bare meat has just been killed by a car, but he never got
to refrigerate it. He never got to actually eat the meat. He dumped it in Central Park.
Did he dump it? He staged a scene.
He staged like he was trying to scare cyclists with it.
He wasn't just dumping it.
Yeah, not before taking a photo with it.
And I guess in this whole plan to salvage the bear meat,
he forgot that he was traveling that day
and he realized, I can't take this bear carcass with me.
I mean, Roy, it's never been this dumb.
The whole thing has never been this dumb.
Drew Unga had a tweet that said,
I can't believe Cheryl Hines is now more embarrassed
of her real life husband than her TV husband.
Don't you just miss sex scandals
being what politicians did wrong?
Put it on the poll, Juju.
Don't you just miss sex scandals?
You banged somebody you weren't supposed to bang.
It was in Marilyn Monroe or Lewinsky.
And now it's like, because of all this digging
and all this deep dive stuff
and then finding JD Vance's old social media posts,
now we're finding out way too much.
I know we're supposed to know about a politician
as a person and how they vote,
but I don't even know all that.
You know what, you're so right about this though.
He has desecrated the Kennedy Dame more nowhere
than in trading the sex scandal for a roadkill scandal.
The other Kennedy's are embarrassed.
Don't tell him short, he has a sex scandal
and like a harassment scandal, like that's out there too.
And he took a very curious approach to it.
He's like, more stuff is coming out.
You gotta keep the scandal simple.
That's why you got to respect Hunter Biden.
That's old school scandal type respect Hunter Biden. That's
old school scandal type behavior right there, bro. That's just drugs and sex and like you
said, okay, fine. He's not taking dead animals to the park and trying to scare people on
cycles. Have you been enjoying the Olympics? You're the host on Peacock of a new competition
show called the other games. It features events like swirling, dirty,
what is it, Ball Busters, Extreme Flip Cup.
Yeah, we're the bootleg Olympics.
We're all the events that didn't get approved by the IOC,
but it's still a good watch.
I've had a good time.
Do you guys feel like the Olympic shit river
is an important part of the competition?
Like, I kinda like the element of death,
like E. coli poisoning,
because it like, it levels the playing field.
Like it's an X factor that you can't account for
in any shape, form, or fashion.
I almost feel like we need like an environmental disaster
integrated into every game.
That's why LA is gonna be perfect for the summer games.
What we got right now in LA,
the fourth largest wildfire in history,
run the bikes through it.
We're mountains.
Yeah, we do need to raise the stakes.
Smoke baby, we'll see if you win now.
You saw that American who won the cycling the other day.
She hit that Super Mario boost in the last like half a mile
and one so big, nobody else was in the picture.
Put her in the big bear mountains,
North of Cali with the smoke coming down her lungs.
Do it through the flames.
They gotta do the triathlon in the LA river,
that four inch canal that the Terminator
was chasing John Connor through.
Oh my God.
Just everybody scraped up concrete scars.
You have it right though.
Raise the stakes with E. coli, raise the stakes.
It's a shame that the athletes aren't all getting
a fair share, a fair shake in the water
because of the whole environmental stuff
that they tried to fix.
But I think what we've learned in this is that
you can't say the water's dirty today
and clean tomorrow and dirty today and dirty tomorrow.
You know how you take a dump and then you flush that dump
and then there's still particles
from the previous flush in the clean water?
That's what the river is like.
I feel like that's what they're doing in Paris.
Like they dump it and then they go,
all right, it's good.
It's like, nah, man, there's still particles.
Remnants, remnants.
Yeah, you gotta double flush
before you tell me to get back in the water
baby and they not double flushing in Paris and that's the problem. Do you have
any climate change events that you're thinking of particularly or you just
want like what are you adding sports to the Olympics? No I don't want to add
sports I just want to add the element of environmental change so that we can see
just how you know what we almost had it with FIFA.
Was it Dubai where it was like 120 degrees,
but they covered every stadium like a coward.
So I think 2028 LA is a prime opportunity
to show people just how much the world is ending.
A dry LA river for all water events, I like that.
We can pray for a fire, not an inferno.
I don't want people to die,
but just something enough to just hit them lungs
really hard, like remember when you smoked a cigar
the wrong way for the first time?
You want that for a couple of miles on the incline too.
And if not, if there's no fire, we can do a controlled burn.
We got professionals, we know how to make fire.
Make it more challenging.
What?
We deserve this, we did it to ourselves.
Gators in the water also for water events,
but I haven't figured out how to not kill the swimmers
in the earlier heats.
What is the dirty dish-cus that the other games does
on Peacock, what is the dirty dish-cus?
Yo man, so many of these games, you remember Wipeout?
Yes.
Which was basically a remake of MXC?
That's literally what it is.
Like Kevin Hart and his Heartbeat Productions company
put together a show where we just got influencers
and random people to literally just throw themselves
up against walls to jump and run
and just do all types of insanity, man.
The three on three basketball, interesting to you?
Or are you only interested in the big basketball people?
How are we drafting these people? And I'm not trying to hate on whoever I like. Why isn't Jalen Brown? Why is the NBA players not involved? Why are the big three the big three champion should represent America and three on three? It's a good point Jimmer for debt like why are we doing better shooter? But again, I throw it I have I have I think I have a delineation here. The NBA players don't play outside
That's the biggest thing all three on three basketballs played outside NBA players. Don't play on hard top. Don't play outside
That's the difference, but didn't they all play out outside when they graduated you can't channel poor again at one point
You're right
I'd rather have Jalen Brown playing on a hard court outside for the first time than a Barry brother that I just learned What are we doing? You know how hard it is to just learn that Rick Barry had another son
And then see him get ducked on by somebody from a country. You can't pronounce I
Like three-on-three I do think that as Americans the Olympics by somebody from a country you can't pronounce. I like three on three.
I do think that as Americans, the Olympics,
we aren't willing to concede that they are other countries
and they know how to do the thing too.
They've been watching YouTube tutorials.
They're good now.
It's okay to lose if you're an American.
It's not the end of the world.
Also, I do respect that the American ping pong team,
you see what they did, right?
I saw like the Chinese keep winning ping pong
and then America basically did the reverse
of what all the basketball teams do.
Like all the basketball,
so many black Canadians all of a sudden on Canada's team.
I didn't know all these black people were black Canadians.
And then Americans were like,
okay, well, we're gonna get us some Asian Americans
who've learned ping pong straight from the source
and then put them on the American team.
And then that's how we're gonna compete.
That's like, we're basically in some sort of weird
international transfer portal with countries.
That's really what the Olympics is now.
It's like, okay, you're black until we need you.
We need you to come over here for a little while.
Would you mind being Kate Viridian for a little while?
You say it's okay to lose as Americans,
but the first thing you're doing is saying,
hey, why isn't Jalen Brown playing for us in three on three
because we're losing 21-6 to the Dutch?
It's okay to lose.
I didn't say it's okay to start your 15th seeded
How deep do we get who said who did they lose to to qualify? I'm not saying
Put a bunch of scrubs on the roster with respect to Rick Barry and for that
I'm just saying if there are better people who are available and free put Steven Jackson
You think Steven Jackson won't foul out and play hard
outside anytime anybody, we're talking about the same man
that takes softball serious
and he never did that professionally.
Yeah, he ran you off.
Yeah, he ran you off celebrity softball forever.
There were, I just, I don't know, man.
I just think with certain sports,
it would be cool to have the washed up American
or the recently retired
American who used to do the thing professionally, you know, but like I'm not, I'm not over here
sad because we, we didn't win kayak slalom, whatever the hell that was.
It's basketball. That's Tony sport. Yeah. The Jess, Jess, uh, I don't remember her last
name, but she had a three 60 on 14 that she went into the water and spun out one gold
Incredible, but what Roy is saying is we should never lose in basketball to anyone. That's what he's saying essentially, right?
Well, but it's getting harder now because all the blacks are entering to transfer portal and claiming other countries now
So I don't know how much longer we can we can do this before we get you out of here
We haven't done your semi sure bet of the week
Did you have any thoughts on Noah Lyles in that race and can we tie it in any way to your
semi-sure bet of the week are we not doing that?
Congratulations to Noah Lyles for shedding up Twitter they were waiting to
jump on that boy and that boy won by damn it as my mom said he won by his bottom lip. I'm not sure if I can tell that joke in public. I'm not even sure if y'all can laugh at it.
I don't know, I'm just telling you what my mind is.
I can't laugh at it. It's too late,
I'm already there, it's too late.
Here's the thing, when America wins the gold
in the 100 meter dash, men or women,
the Chicago Cubs have won the next day.
Really? Money line Chicago Cubs.
Also, hang on, hang on.
Cubs always win the next day,
and the Twins always win the next day.
And the Twins winning streak goes all the way back to 1984.
We're talking Carl Lewis, Evelyn Ashford level,
LA Olympics, 84.
So the day after we win goal in the 100,
Cubs and Twins win.
Here's the problem, Leviton.
Cubs and Twins are playing each other this week. and twins win. Here's the problem. Love to talk Cubs and twins are playing each other.
Oh, wow. Something has to give.
Here's your tiebreaker for tonight's game. Last year, August 5th,
same day as the boat brawl, the Cubs won and the twins won,
but the twins won by 12 runs.
Therefore the twins are traditionally
more of an offensive powerhouse
when we're remembering a recent Southern race war.
Twins for the win, my guaranteed semi-sure bet for today.
Bet everything you own, take your kid's retirement,
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My kids don't have retirement.
Have you been watching the markets?
Even bet, oh yeah, that's a whole,
that's a whole, we have to talk about that.
For the first time since 2021, Top Shot has outperformed the stock market.
I'm putting all, I'm investing all my kids stuff in skee ball tickets.
Here's some tickets. Go buy something for yourself.
Yeah, that's the same shirt bet bro.
Give me the twins today.
And later this week when the US US if we get gold in the 200
Give me the Cubs always going to extra in any time the United States gets a gold in the 100 and the 200
The Cubs go to extra innings the Cubs are playing the White Sox later this week the White Sox
I don't know if you heard 20 game losing streak. They're really bad. I'm really bad
Probably should pick the Cubs
So it's all Cubs week, bro
It's twins twins right now
And then when the Cubs go to play the white Sox you go you go Cubs over Sox and extra ends
That is the semi sure bet of the week get tickets are an apology to everybody who lost some money on my bet
Last time I was on that's my bad. It was semi sure you didn't say it was a sure bet
It was just a semi-sure. You said to bet everything on his semi-sure bet.
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Don LeBattard!
Some 500 seasons it's been lonely.
Now the best player is on our side. losing, and losing for much too long
But now we're back with New York pride
Stugats!
Jalen!
You've got us on our feet, Jalen!
We're gonna win the East, Jalen!
Without Randall we're still doing fine
This is the Don LeBathard Show with the Stugats
Roy, the other Roy, the other black Roy that we have around here
He is objecting uh... pretty
not to say violently but he's upset about us giving taylor status
as a better music maker
than some of the stuff that's on because miami he has
called dave his reinforcements dave's returns these in the video
and these are not being seen because we lose listeners and viewers
all the time with Because Miami but the songs and the videos are extraordinary
they're exceptional and Roy has asked Dave to send him three is this your
bronze silver and gold medal of favorite Because Miami songs? No we're just gonna
play them at random because I know that all of them are better than Taylor's soul. Play the first one. The Ozio Bozos A Baker's dozen vying for this thing
But they only interviewed two out of thirteen
And picked Kovo
Please don't vote for Kovo
There are no Mariners in this song
Yep, one nothing Taylor
Eight minutes left on this
Oh Jesus
Alright, let's fade that one out if there are eight minutes left on that.
That is one vote for Taylor over Because Miami there. Everyone agrees on that? Yeah, not even
close. Okay. It was a weak start. Alright, so this is the best of what we're doing on Because Miami
sent by Dave himself. Number two here. Let's see what we've got Taylor fundamental human rights that you don't belong in Florida. Let's get one thing right.
Taylor.
And if you think this fool could never win.
That was very early.
Calling that very early.
No Kaz Sasaki yet.
Try it.
Come on, give it a shot.
John Howard might make an appearance here.
There we go.
Debuting is not in there.
Oh, no, DeSantis.
Oh.
Another eight minutes left on that one, too.
But only if you leave for it.
There's my camera.
How much more time is there on this one, Billy?
How long is this song?
It feels like endless.
This is sadness.
Yeah, he is your guy.
You said he picked these at random.
He probably should have vetted them more.
Well, I asked Roy to get the very best of what it is,
because my A does music. Oh, it's not the same, but louder. Yes. These are best of what it is because Miami does music.
Oh, it's not the same but louder.
Yes, these are the best.
I mean, those aren't the best.
These aren't the best, though.
I have heard...
I thought Edgar Martinez was better.
Better than this.
Right.
So what is our third one here?
What is our third nominee?
Billy is delighted that Taylor is somehow winning this.
It's up 2-0.
I mean, he's won. Wow. Love the song choice. Great
song choice. Can we play the real song? But especially where people can see your being into me
Cause that hurts my feelings
Seize and desist or something
Oh, this is a John Ruiz song
I'll have them cross and be threatening
As this amounts to nothing eventually
I'll still count it as a win for sure
This one's good, Roy.
I don't really know love
But they are more obscure subject matter.
Yeah.
That people tune out.
More obscure than the 2001 Seattle Mariners
and their collapse to the Yankees in the playoffs.
I know, I'm not saying that that one is.
The song needed to be written though, I'm sorry.
Maximum obscure.
When I was gone last week, I got a text from Taylor
that was just a link to the song.
He's like, I think I'm gonna write a song
about the 2001 Mariners.
I was like, okay, let me know.
And then he sent it to me and I'm like,
they play that on their show?
And he's like, yeah, and I'm like, how did let me know. And then he sent it to me and I'm like, they play that on the show? And he's like, yeah.
And I'm like, how did they manage to set that up?
Like, how did this come up?
I just came in here and Chris Cody and Mike Ryan
are leaning on each other, falling on the floor,
laughing because Taylor's made a song
that's so awful that they love it.
Awful?
No, it's a good song.
It's up three nothing right now.
Yeah, you could take issue with the vocal performance,
but the song choice is very strong, the lyrics
are strong, the subject matter, A+.
How could you rhyme John Ollorude with rude?
Genius.
Exactly.
The vocals though is what makes it charming.
I don't want it to be too professional, too good, I want it to be tailored.
Three nothing.
Something to be said for like a lo-fi approach. Stugatz, you do a pretty good
job of overcoming all things that you are with this aforementioned charm you
speak of. Charming. Thank you. You are charming and we love you in spite of
yourself, but the the criticism is pouring in because you have dared to go
after Simone Biles, which is a bit sacrilegious, saying that she needs to the criticism is pouring in because you have dared to go after some own bios
which is a bit sacrilegious saying that she needs to not hop while landing on
the dismount right and uh... somebody writes in stew got to once again proving
himself to be the dumbest least informed most useless person in the room would be
true for just about any room give this man airtime and it is a crime against journalism television radio
waves and human hearing
and it's based on an of rabid outpouring that is headed your way because you
dared to be the one media voice right anywhere nationally or internationally to
be criticizing simone bios i mean on the front and i said she's great perhaps the
greatest olympic eight uh perhaps the greatest Olympic champion we've
ever had, perhaps the greatest gymnast that we've ever seen, but in that particular moment
on the vault, I prefer my landings to be stuck.
She did not stick the landings.
The girl who got the silver stuck the landings.
I don't care about twirls and height and all that.
Stick the landing.
That's part of it.
That's all I said.
The woman.
And to be accurate, he wasn't alone.
What do you mean he wasn't alone? It wasn't the lone voice
Thank you. Here's definitely like a two-man dance
Well, Billy encourages
Stu one worst behavior. What did I do? What do you mean? You did you fan flames? What do you mean? What did you do?
You fanned flame. I remember praising I remember praising Michael Phelps. I remember praising Michael Phelps, I remember praising,
what was the other guy?
The other swimmer?
Lock D?
Lock D, yeah him.
Lock D, yeah.
This is what happens, Billy,
for those who don't see behind the curtain,
you come back from vacation and you push
to God's end of the street, is what you do.
No.
That's what you do emotionally.
In fairness to Billy, I came up with a Biles take on my own.
Like, I'm fine with it, I'm totally comfortable.
You wanna come after me? Come after me. We're not allowed to say a bad Biles take on my own. Like, I'm fine with it, I'm totally comfortable. You wanna come after me?
Come after me.
We're not allowed to say a bad thing
about Simone Biles, please.
I've said a million great things about her.
One bad thing, that's all you remember?
You haven't said a million.
Excuse me, I think this is revisionist history
because I don't remember it this way at all.
I don't remember Stugat criticizing Simone Biles.
I remember him defending the art of gymnastics.
Thank you.
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