The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: It Could Be Worse
Episode Date: September 19, 2023Greg Cote's haircut continues into Hour 2 as we start to see a plan take shape... could this be Greg's best look since Chris's teen years? Then, Billy has a new social media rule, and running backs co...ntinue to go down in the NFL. Plus, Mike Schur is here to discuss the Writers Strike, do an impression of a Dolphins fan, and deliver his Stat of the Day. Plus, Jay Glazer is here to deliver some top tier football analysis and watch as we reveal Greg's new look to his wife. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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How's it going back there Greg?
It's looking a little bit thin back there.
A little bit thin.
Yeah, we knew that going in.
It's, you know, I'm still hopeful, you know.
Right.
I'm still hopeful.
Cautiously optimistic and all that stuff.
Should we ask Lucas what the game plan is up top? Cause the sides it seems like he's
going a little fatish. Let the man do his job.
Curious because there's not a lot to work without there. Don't interrupt him. Roy, what
are you laughing about? Just the sound of the trim is a background. I've
always talking when in doubt, blow dry it. That's my attitude.
We will get back to Greg Cody in a second,
and the haircut in a second,
but Billy has a request, a new rule
that he would like America to abide by.
Yeah, just common courtesy, decency.
If the broadcast on the TV decides
we don't need to see this injury again,
don't put it all over social media
and just show me the injury that I don't want to see.
The first time I remember it happening was Kevin Wehr
and that was scary because that was like everywhere
and I went out of my way to not see it until someone decided
I needed to see it and they just kind of put it on my feed.
But yesterday the same thing happened with Chubb
where it was like, yeah, we're just not going to show you this one
because it was pretty gruesome and then it's just all over Twitter.
I feel like the, I didn't see it that much on Twitter.
I feel like the internet was being better. I feel like the, I didn't see it that much on Twitter. I feel like the internet was being better.
I feel like the internet was wearing the little, I'm not saying it's,
I'm not saying it's not out there, but the heavenware thing was like you could not
avoid it. I didn't see the chub.
I would say that Billy needs to learn, we all need to learn because you know what's
going to be there. So stay off social media.
Well, I didn't know it happened. I'm just scrolling through and then I see this
injury and then I turn on the TV. Like, oh, we're not going to show you that. And it's like, thanks Troy, it's a little late for that.
I think we need to see it.
Now, as a country, no, no, I know.
But I think we need to see it,
to see what these guys go through for our entertainment.
Like it's a bit of a gladiator sport.
Hey, when you go to the Colosseum
and a tiger rips a dude's head off,
like, yeah, that's what I paid to see.
It sucks, but that's what they're doing
and that's why to
pay them and to make sure they're taking care of after sports like that's why it's important to see it.
Fantasy football has made me a bad person now where if I see a guy injured my first thought is
is he on my team and then as soon as it's I know out to defense okay yeah me too I thought I had
a job for a minute I had to look that up. I was playing against job. Not nice.
So you were happy.
We should keep some of these things to ourselves.
Oh, but Lucy, I would say to you,
this part I find fascinating, right?
Because I was arguing about this with Steven A. Smith
about the big culture and how we talk about athletes.
But this right here is a poison as well.
And I actually think Tony's right on this one.
Because yes, I'm squeamish.
I don't want to see it.
Please don't show it to me. Keep me away from it it. Oh that's what football is that seems horrific. I might want that
reminder every once in a while. Nick Chubb he can squat what how many how many pounds can he like that's
the strongest lower the strongest lower body there is in the history of that position is that guy
running you can't tackle it because his lower body is that strong. Oh, that sport does that to that body.
Yep, that's disgusting.
Don't wanna see it.
Yeah, we too.
You keep watching.
Yeah, we're gonna keep watching,
but get up this morning,
had a list of all the running backs we've lost already
this season.
There's four of them.
It's amazing.
It's only two for the whole season.
Four happy games.
And their money goes down in the quarterbacks
and my home's great.
Partly is one of them.
They rework my homes because, look man,
this is what happened to the economy of this sport
is all a football realize, well wait a minute,
super violent, there are 360 pound people out there
tackling my running back, running back disposable.
Lavin on Bell goes from the most patient
and most amazing to, yeah, gone a couple of years,
Todd Worley, Todd Gurley, excuse me,
gone in a couple of years, Sean Alexander Todd girl. Excuse me gone in a couple of years Sean Alexander
You were great get out of here the lifespan three four years. We're not gonna pay you not gonna pay you not gonna pay you
Hey, Nick Chubb great. You were great my god one of the most fun things the only reason to watch last night is Nick
Chubb is amazing in his lower body and who?
Oh
Don't want to see it Billy. I don't mind. I don't blame you
at all for wanting to shield your eyes and be protected from it. I don't like, I'm stunned
to be siding with Tony on this because I don't want to see it. I don't want the reminders.
You feel like we need reminders for God. It also doesn't change your practice at all, though.
We don't know what differences it make if you know. Exactly. We don't know what they're doing every Sunday, Dan.
Well, I don't think that we know entirely
because I would say if you say to yourself,
easy on my fantasy team, my guess is
that if another human being is in some kind of fundamental
physical pain because that's somewhere you can die
we thought last year.
You can die.
Right.
And it's like, well, was he on my fantasy team?
That probably don't want to be that cold.
Probably want to be like you're asking the internet for decency there.
So I should feel bad about rushing to my computer trying to pick up Jerome Ford last night.
I'm just saying that that is, you don't need to feel bad about it, but that's where athletes get even more dehumanized.
What waiver spot are you?
Third.
Not yet.
Yeah, you're not gonna.
Maybe the Giants back up.
Brita, yeah, my Brita.
The audience doesn't care.
What are the Ravens?
The audience wants the addiction of fans.
They care about what fantasy waiver spots they have.
Yeah.
And it sounds like I'm being negative
on a very positive thing, right?
But we can't disagree that the way that fans feel entitled
to ownership of rosters has affected the way
that we look at the athlete.
Greg is starting to look like Colonel Jessup's.
I have no idea who that is.
I think he's Jessup.
He had it in that.
He's not. That's what old people do. That's a fine. Is it I think he's Jessup. He had it in that. He's nice.
I think that's what old people do.
That's a fine.
Is it?
It's not Jessup.
It is what old people do.
But he does look like that, right?
He is starting.
He does look.
I can't believe that right now Greg Cody looks like one of the stars of a few good men.
He looks like Jack Nicholson.
Video.
Video.
Can you please put Colonel Jessup in the corner of the screen
replacing two gods replacing Stu gotses Paul fine bombs
Thank you Dan Levitard what's them next to each other
Colonel Jessup he looks great Greg Cody looks like a general right now who you're goddamn righty order the code red
Can't handle the truth god damn right. I did you want me on that wall
Greg is moving from Lyndon B. Johnson not to like Gerald Ford. It's a good look for him. Wow. Yeah, what an honor
Jerry Ford. Yeah Michigan. Okay line. Yeah. I cannot help, Stugat.
I cannot help.
As an alleged media mogul.
Roy, I love that you laugh every time the racers go on.
It's good to laugh.
It's so good.
It goes on louder and louder.
But I can't help but think.
This is word association for me, Stugat.
As somebody who's trying to run a media company, And we had Shannon Sharp asking for very little money.
We had him first.
We had him first and he asked for very little.
And we're like, no, we don't want to pay you anything.
Maybe after CBS, isn't it?
But, okay, fair enough.
But when he was trying to get back in the market,
he was asking, we had him before he turned into what he is today.
And we had him and this is what what he is today and we had him and
this is what he did from a few good men we live in a world that has walls and
these walls have to be guarded by men with guns who's going to do it you you
move to the line bird I have a greater responsibility that you could possibly
father you weak for so I see all those things you have that luxury you have the
luxury of not knowing what I know. Santiago Steps Wall Tragedy, probably saved lives. My appears, grotesque, incomprehensible to you.
Save lives. You don't want the truth to be that in place of the party. You don't talk about it.
You don't want to be on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor,
code, loyalty. We use these words of a backbone of a lifetime fit to see something
You do the metal point rise. I have the time nor the inclination to explain
My statement that rises and swings a little blaker freedom that I provide and they question the matter which I provided
I'm a fool what a talent and
There they are next to each other. That's amazing. Greg Cody right now looks like somebody who is viewing the various things on behalf of the
military on a naval, on a base in Cuba. Was it a banner? Was it Guantanamo? Where were they?
Guantanamo Bay. Where were they?
You can't handle the truth.
Look at this's did it.
He looks good.
He did.
Look, it's unbelievable.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
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Chris, what was happening there?
Can you please just explain to me?
Just give the audience a glimpse into what's happening
inside your soul as your father is delivering clunker
after clunker.
It's just not surprising.
He was texting me last night, trying to get lines
for it to make it funnier.
And I was just like, I don't know if this one works.
You're not really bringing anything to the conversation.
It's just classic grid coding.
Still gots.
Actually, Christopher and I never had that conversation because I did reach out to him
and got zero response. That's not true. That's like I can show you my text right now.
I was the fan of it. Alright, show me that text.
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Apporiously funny and today has resulted in what Greg Cody is already proclaiming the finest haircut of his life.
He a career best.
And the first a career best haircut. This is what it looks like when the man pays more than $12.39
Well, you're paying nothing he comes from a time of a shave and two bits or whatever that phrase is
Shave in a haircut two bits. Of course he would know it
Mike sure you are looking at what's happening over my right shoulder and you are
thinking what we have pointed out that he looks like colonel jess up
haha
i'm getting joe peshy is anyone else getting joe peshy
uh... that's not what you want to go for their right-grade kody joe peshy
would be bad correct we don't want joe peshy do we we want colonel jess up
yeah i prefer colonel j. Absolutely. Yeah, you do
I'm a murderous military lunatic
We say Joe Pescile you're talking like the Irishman. Oh, you're talking about good fellas
Which movie was I'm talking about good fellows? I'm talking about like our home alone Joe Pesci
It's like that's the slick back hair
like a homelone jopechie. It's like the slicked back hair. Yeah, I don't know.
And that video, please find that and put that in a corner as well to see if that is worthy
of what Mike sure is saying because we really did think he looked like Colonel Jessup.
He looks better indisputably. Mike, thank you for making time for us. We have you interning
on Stad of the Day. We've got Adam McKay interning on horrifying climate fact of the day.
You also are in the middle of a giant fight and it seems like a fight for our time, a fight for history.
You're right in the front of it.
And it seems like Bill Maher and Drew Barrymore were forced to not break from the unity of your union.
Bill Maher is hard to push back on this stuff,
but it seems like he realized the error of his ways
and not being unified here.
Where are you on this today as we speak?
Because I just found out that winning time was canceled
and I'm like, how much more of our content
are we going to lose before this starts really hurting
customers who care about well-made things? How much more of our content are we going to lose before this starts really hurting customers
who care about well-made things?
Sorry, I can't focus on anything you're saying.
I'm just mesmerized by the haircut
that's happening behind you.
Thank you.
That's not, I mean, it's not nothing you're doing.
Anyway.
I would like to think they weren't forced.
I would prefer to think of it as they thought it over
and realize that it maybe was a better decision
to not go back to work.
But whatever the reason is, I'm glad they did it.
I think the thing that they haven't common
is that I think they've been in the business for a long time
and they're able to see which way the wind is blowing to some degree.
And they got pushed back from members of various unions and gills and changed their minds.
I mean, I tend to think, and maybe this is my own bias, but I tend to think that maybe Drew Barrymore's decision was more based in, you know,
empathy, and that Bill's was a little more cynical.
You know, there were some rumors that he had a hard time booking guests.
I don't know if that's true.
I certainly know that there are a lot of folks who don't want to cross pick a lines
right now.
And maybe, you know, just because he's sort of by nature a contrarian, I think
it probably hurt him more to back off. But I don't care. It doesn't matter to me.
They both made the right decision. I'm glad they did it. And I hope that other folks who
were tempted to sort of, you know, make a move in that direction, we'll think twice about
it now, just because they, not because of fear, but because simply it's the right thing to do really for the union fights that
we're all in.
Thank you for correcting my language on that.
Lucas, let me warn you because I saw the fear as you got near the jugular with sharp things
on shaving.
I saw the fear of Chris Cody's face, producer of our show and son to a loving
father who was worried about how sensitive his father's skin is. And if you do not know that
information, Lucas, whatever business we just got you moments ago, will be harmed by you taking
on the task of giving that man a shave with his sensitive skin if you cut him
and he bleeds easily.
I'm also wondering if he has the sanitized sticker
is he gonna have like the alcohol spray?
All right, are you getting a shave as well?
Great show to you.
You should be next.
Okay, I am.
This is not serious.
That's part of the haircut.
He's just cleaning up.
He's finishing up.
All right, I just wanna make sure there's not a sharp,
sharp razor.
Chris was worried that his father's going to start bleeding on television.
There's a lot of loose skin in his neck too.
Right.
Yeah, Chris, I have a turkey neck.
But cleaning up is around the hair.
Like in the head.
He's cleaning up his chest.
I mean, Luke is a professional with a straight razor.
Have you never gotten a haircut?
I have.
They go, they get around a little under the shirt.
Not that far down.
No, come on under the shirt.
A little bit like a shirt.
No, I think you need to talk to someone.
Top of your back.
Angel, can you please make a t-shirt that just exclaims
I have a turkey neck, which is what Greg Cody just shouted
from behind me moments ago.
Mike, but I do appreciate that you
changed the wording on my verb because it wasn't forces.
Can you move the microphone a little further away
from the razor, dad?
Thank you.
I would say closer. Move it closer. OK okay i'll close it yeah i keep getting louder
which is right this is what's funny is about what's having that
royale found nothing funny over the first three hours of this then how much louder
the razor keeps getting behind me oh my god
royale listens to the show for how it sounds it's funny each time how loud
that gets.
You corrected me on the language, Mike, because you have been very gentle with your language
and people will find it off-putting, no matter how right a group is.
If a group is forcing, through pressure, people like Bill Marr and Drew Barrymore, who
may be freedom fighters to some who don't believe
in the labor cause.
They are being forced into unity.
You wrote a book about this, Mike.
How selfish people are.
They wouldn't wear masks for each other when it was the simplest thing at the start of
the pandemic.
You went through all of history's philosophers looking for the answer of why people can't
do simple things for each other
They end up being on the right side of this because you're on the right side of this But they're pushed by peer pressure and some people don't like that
Yeah, no one likes to be peer pressured
But sometimes it can be good. Sometimes it could be a force for good. I think
A very light public shaming, I think, has a
place in society because if there's no people who have no sense of shame, have no sense of disgrace,
and I don't know to what degree that was a factor here. And I don't want to describe motive to
people because I don't know either of them, but I do think that they made a decision
if you want to be generous and empathetic, you might say that they made that decision because
they genuinely feel for the crews of the shows that they work on and that they feel that
pressure of folks being out of work.
And I guess the answer that they got and the answer they should get is like, yeah, we all feel that pressure of folks being out of work. And I guess the answer that they got
and the answer they should get is like,
yeah, we all feel that.
We all feel this tremendous sense of responsibility
for everyone who works on the shows that we make
and the movies we make.
And also, there's ancillary folks out there
who work in restaurants that are supported by studios
and people buying lunch and dinner
from restaurants that are supported by studios and people buying lunch and dinner from restaurants
that are near the places we work.
Recently, the governor of California, Gavin Newsom, estimated that it's a $5 billion hit
to the economy of California to have a strike on for as long as it's gone on.
I don't think it's false to say that there were good reasons in their brains to think,
we should go back to work.
It's just you have to think of it in the larger context here, right?
It's like that if we don't win this fight, if SAG after, doesn't win their fight, then
the long-term damage that's done is much greater than the short-term damage that's being
done right now.
So, I want to believe that they had good intentions
and I wanna believe that they did the right thing
for the right reasons.
I hope I'm right.
Also, how much does this haircut cost?
If the old one, this is a free,
well, how much would it cost normally?
$10.
If your Tony said.
That's what he paid.
If your Tony's $40.
This is probably more than that.
$40 and up is what this would normally go for
But I'm worth every penny
Yeah, well he looks great and we will unveil all of this and see how he feels about it in
In a little bit
But you said before getting to start of the day you texted me last night
I have an impersonation for you and you wouldn't give me more information exciting. I've been working on I've been working on an impression
You would hear my impression do I I don't know
My it's an impression of every dolphins fan every time to a drop-sback to pass ready here we go
Oh God, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, I throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it
That's my impression
Chris Cody getting you a sour face.
That's just not Chris.
Chris Cody has confidence.
Yes it is.
Now when I see a defensive end that gets around the tackle,
then I do that.
Oh god, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get rid of it, get rid of it.
That's the impression.
And like you guys have built this incredible offensive machine,
this incredibly complex intricate well-oiled,
Ferrari even offense.
Mike, what you're saying is so great.
It's so great.
It's held together.
The on-off switch is being held in place
by a single human hair, and you all know it.
That's right.
I'd like to do an impression of a Patriot's fan,
but I don't want to be racist.
Oh, that's good.
All right, now it's your turn.
Oh, that's good. All right, that's good.
That's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
That's beautiful, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Jack Hammer, ladies and gentlemen.
Holy shit, an assassin strike
from Haine.
That never works. I try to badge her mic sure about how racist his city is all the time and it never works
It's totally true bosses the only racist city you guys are right
But no there's no no racism to be found in any other american city it's only bossed in
thank you every time you bring it up every time you bring it up to go
and you admit it to the nfl and we've got him on record
and finally he hits so hard to get on the street out of the Hollywood
chases the end zones itself it's that's it he finally said it he agrees with
the shit they should only have and racism
at box bro yeah because it it's been we've we've we've done in every
other city
they'll never be able to erase it out of the end zone in Boston and
i'll be there forever yeah
it's a try to and it'll stay there
we could just get Boston
then racism america would be over it's it's too bad we've located
uh... we have a ninety eight percent success rate in ending races in
America it's only
the greater Boston metro area
finally
he says it out loud and we can put his name on it
yeah it's so long
i have asked mic sure to uh... make his state of the day something that is
bigger more epic
where he go on a search
through God's based on the stat I gave you earlier in the show that Tom Brady never took
a snap when his team was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
I believe that to be the greatest stat I've ever heard in football, I want Mike Sure as
intern for Metal Arc media to go find us the greatest stat there ever was to come up with
one conclusive stat that can have no argument because it's the best
of all the possible statistics.
And he starts that quest, not today with one of the greatest, but by ending this segment
as we've done it, and then graduating to his quest for the greatest stat that's ever been found.
So let's give off, let's end this segment as we know it with this one last final stat
before he goes off in search of the greatest, start of the day, and this is the start of the day.
I think you're returning on original sounds,
so I can hear the music.
Yeah, Mike
Here are some players
Who threw as many or more passes for the Jets as Aaron Rogers did
This is for you, sir. Got's thank you. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready
Cliff Kingsbury Curtis Martin
Al Tune, Freeman McNeil, Braxton Barrios, Leon Johnson, Wayne
Crabette, Belal Powell, Richie Anderson, Keesha Johnson, Jeremy Curley, Tom Tupa the punter Tom to
any more I think you threw many more
to a playoff game yeah Matt Turk and of
course legendary half-back Dick
Christie who was 0 for 7 passing from
1961 to 1963 and thus has the exact
same 39.6 pass rate as Aaron Rogers.
Good luck on your quest Mike to find the greatest stat ever told I know you're busy.
We appreciate your time sir.
We will check in with you again.
I want to do this daily.
I want the hunt to be daily so as much time as you've got for us I'll take it.
All right.
We'll see. I'll see you on the other side. I also have
information breaking news for the group that we're going to have to
get a conclusion to early encoding has texted me. How is the
haircut going? I'm legitimately worried. I think we have to unveil
Greg Cody, Colonel Jessup to his wife and see if baby.
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Jay and before we get to you I have to thank Lucas for the haircut that he did to Greg Cody.
We will find out from Greg Cody at the end.
Thank you, Lucas, for being here.
You can pack up your stuff.
We represent Kendall and our people very well.
You don't got to go home, but you got to get up on out of here.
And so Greg Cody is here, and he looks beautiful, we think, but Erlene, his wife, will come
on here at the end of this segment
and she will tell you what she thinks
of his haircut, which he was very scared of.
I've told Greg, he is gonna have a night tonight.
Baby.
Yeah, all right, so Jay, thank you again for-
What's a haircut?
Yeah, you see, this is the way we'll play, Clayton.
Were you balding and then you went,
what were you balding and then you made a style choice?
This is God's hairstyle. Yeah, I got no choice in this actually know up the guys at Fox I was holding on for dear life. Here's a guy who's using
Propecia and Rogan and freaking motor world everything I could and
The guys at Fox one there like yeah, you gotta let that thing go and I'm like you can't tell me to do that
They said we can't tell you to do it, but we're really suggesting you do
and I'm like, you can't tell them to do that. They said, we can't tell you to do it,
but we're really suggesting you do it.
They're gonna do it.
Yeah, because you couldn't have pulled that look off now,
correct, if it had just been a little bit of paper mache
on your head right now.
You would look less cool.
I think you would look a little
castanzish if I just had to go with it.
It's a totally different look,
but so much more amazing when you kick people's ass at MMA.
Yeah, it's no doubt about it. Maybe I should go with the castanz and amazing when you kick people's ass at MMA. Yeah, I should go to the stand and look and then kick people's ass.
Can you explain to me, Jay, what just happened with my home's contract?
Is this just the chief's treating an employee well because other guys are getting guaranteed
money and they're like, no one's more guaranteed than our guy?
Yeah, I think it was just a thing of like, all right, we're going to bring it up here
to what's now, I guess, the norm to the top of the market there.
Because he really, who's down towards bottom 10,
so he's the best there is.
So I think this demo was just trying to make sure
that there's never, ever any bent blow.
There, you know, anything ever goes off the rails there.
Why do we care though, Jay?
Can you explain to me how or when this happened?
I don't know.
Do you remember when it happened?
You've covered this since the beginning.
I don't remember when money became a thing where there's
breaking news that everyone cares about.
And I'm like, why do we care about this?
Yes.
When the internet really, you know, and Twitter took over,
I think that's when, because you're right,
you just, just used so because I got a deal done.
But it wasn't, oh, we got to see the numbers.
And we got to make sure that these numbers aren't fake fake and we're holding kind of agents to what things are really
said and done. No, back, you know, I started covering the league in 95, the giants in 93,
but start doing that, you know, the minute by minute breaking news in 99, and it was never,
well, the agents are saying this, but the real number through this and you're right, I don't
care as much as everybody else but I someone fans really like it
So, you know, it's our jobs to give the fans what they like
Jay with all the injuries to running backs across the NFL
Is it more likely now that Jonathan Taylor gets traded here in a couple of weeks?
I think it what they want, you know, they're looking for a one, you know
Promise to if you're gonna trade for Jonathan Taylor not only you have tripped Jonathan Taylor We're gonna have to give him a new contract and you just see that, you know, and you promise to if you're going to trade for Jonathan Taylor, not only you have a tripped Jonathan Taylor, we're going to have to give him a new contract.
And you just see that, you know, everybody is definitely that position.
You know, there's no solution.
And I want to, when I went around for my training camp tour and I hit a lot of these teams, this
came up a lot.
And it was, there was no solution as far as a maybe you do this and that takes care of them
better and it brings them where they're
supposed to be because they should get paid higher. They are the bell cows. They are putting themselves
out there and a lot of times, every time, if you don't have a good ground game, everything else
isn't going to work. So they are severely underpaid but it's just how business is they. We can't change
if McDonald's people like cheeseburgers, we can't change the you know, if, if, if, you know, McDonald's, you know,
people like cheeseburgers, we can't change the fact that people like cheeseburger, we can't
just say, oh, I forget it, they're not going to want cheeseburgers anymore. It's just
the way that business is. And that's probably a really, really bad business analogy, but
I'm trying.
Uh, yes, do better, Jay Glazer. We need better business analogies from you. But what did
you see from the first two weeks that you thought can be extrapolated?
Some of the analysis of this sports J is dumb
because whatever you thought about the Browns,
when that happens to Chubb,
everything changes about what you thought about a team.
But what you've seen through two weeks means what?
Usually nothing.
Usually first two weeks fan gets everybody really upset
and hot and bothered about what they see about it
Kim or if it came looks great right out of the gates like oh, man, this you know everybody
They're not gonna be able to be stopped. Let me just remind people this in
07 when the Giants won their Super Bowl straight hands last game their
first two games I believe they gave up 48 points and 49 points in those first two games
So if you're a giant fan back then, you're the sky,
it fell, crashed all around you, there was no shot.
They ended up having the biggest upset
and truthful history,
being that undefeated Patriots team now year.
So it's really, the NFL's always been
who gets hot and healthy last.
But it's the greatest reality show in the world.
So it's part of the soap opera,
we overreact quite a bit.
Speaking, the one thing you do have to say is,
yes, the Jets, we're obviously going from
Ariradjus to Zach Wilson, that's gonna be,
they've got to get to a point where their ground game
is great, their defense is phenomenal.
And despite giving up what they give up the other day,
they do have a really good defense.
So they have to kind of go back to all, all, all,
convince themselves of, hey, we have a ground game
in the defense.
We don't have an MVP at quarterback anymore,
but we can still kind of win games the old fashioned way.
Still gots, what did you pull out of your ear there
that you're rolling around on your fingers?
Some of Greg's wax.
It was, there you go.
Cannellmaker.
You have seen here, Jay, from the Dolphins.
What?
I just saw Steven A. Smith put him one, two on his power rankings to God's Cowboys number
one.
Dolphins number two.
I don't know where the 49ers go in there.
But what did you see from the strongest What did you see from the strongest teams
that validated what was your opinion already?
Yeah, I did love the dolphins going in this season.
Even like when I was at the Jets,
people I was talking to there,
that was the team they kind of had their eye on.
I'd like to build a lot more than what they've been showing.
The dolphins are a balanced team.
Bringing Vic Fendio down there to that defense.
They're giving a lot more stability.
And I think that, you know, Vic's defense is so complicated.
It's just gonna get better.
I was gonna understand what they're doing.
We can weak out.
And as long as I keep too healthy,
and I like to with an edge too.
I like this.
He's not just sitting back anymore.
I kind of know how to do things.
He's getting a little pissed off.
I like it.
Jay speaking of quarterbacks, the Colorado quarterback is getting people's attention.
Shadur Sanders. And you've said you think he's going to be a top five pick. And my question is this,
when the NFL looks at him, do they see potentially a transformational quarterback? Everybody's
looking for the next m homes. Yeah, but there's no next mohomes.
That's not gonna happen.
You know, Caleb ended up being the first big of the draft,
but Shador, look, he's got the work ethic.
He grew up with a dad who not only was in more talented
than anybody else, but Dion worked so freaking hard.
I worked with Dion at CBS and Dion's had a huge influence and impact of my life
my career and just how smart he is and how much work he puts in at things. That's what you
want to see from guys. The reason why guys come in the NFL and they falter so much is because a lot
of times they just try and go on the talent they had from college. Well, you only work on your
craft in college a few hours a day. Now you get 24 hours a day. So who's going to use all the extra time
to try and get better? And that's what you know, that's hard to, you know, really gain understanding
from in the short times that you can interview guys and all the work that you're doing. And now
you're kind of limiting questions and and how you can push buttons and whatnot. But Chidorah's
guy who's going to come in there and he's going to work his butt off to just trying to get
better. So yeah, I've got a lot of belief in him.
I will tell the audience again, unbreakable is what he's doing with his life that feels
most purposeful professionally and he gives you uncommon honesty, vulnerability and healing
if you're willing to be open-minded about some of the things that may be troubling you.
So check out the book and the podcast.
Jay, I have to unfortunately,
and I feel great remorse about this
because everyone loves his information.
Get you off the phone so early in Cody can tell me
whether Greg Cody's haircut is something
that she finds more important.
Right, yeah.
So forgive me.
I feel blasphemous, and I'm sorry, but goodbye.
Goodbye, Drew laser.
All right, good seeing you again.
We will pick it up again, because this football information
is craved throughout the country.
But I want to go now to Erlin Cody,
Erlin before we show you,
before we unveil your husband and his new look,
Greg, you might want to take off the headphones here.
I'm nervous.
I really am. Also, mom, remember to unmute. Yes, Greg, you might want to take off the headphones here. I'm nervous. I really am.
Also, mom, remember to unmute.
Yes.
Greg, what are your thoughts before we go to your wife?
What are your thoughts so far having seen in some of the video cameras here about your
haircut?
Because it's slick back, it's going to require some care, but you do look, I think, much
cleaner than you did before.
I feel clean.
Even without forget the mirror, when I touch the back of my head,
it feels a lot shorter than it's felt in a long, long time.
Maybe too short. I don't know.
We've ratchet it up the drama so high that Jay Glazer is still here.
He's still looking.
He will not leave. He wants to see what's happening here.
Jay, do you have a prediction
uh... you did not see great a story to break the great kony before the
it's
it couldn't break the story
it probably can't be worse right
okay
uh... show them let's see let's see her lean give us your honest undistilled
thoughts
i'm terrified
i'm just terrified
oh well it could have been it could be worse. Oh,
It could be worse ladies and gentlemen the high
Is it lucky tonight or what I was asking
Whoa, I mean I was scared to death quite frankly. All right, I was asking for a friend. I was scared to death.
Quite frankly.
I was scared.
I was really scared.
I texted you, Dan.
Did you see that?
Yes.
That is.
Okay. So you're no longer scared.
When is the last time?
What year was it?
What decade was it when his hair looked this good?
I think it was in the 2000s maybe early early 2000. Okay. When I was 16.
I got to take out some of those gray though. I get it. Well then now you got all you got left
is gray now. Yes that is true. It is very thin. What is bringing home. Thank you, Orleen.
Little brother or sister for Chris on the way or what what do you think you
there he is
I think Christopher is getting his nap
okay wow wow
oh
jay glazer in the post game just lingering
I'm done thank you guys love you
Thank you.