The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Sizzler With The Boys
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This is the Dunlabel Tarshou with the Stugat's Podcast.
So we're at the point where it's, I think, the thick of summer,
many sees the truth thick
of summer.
And I'm wondering who is winning.
Who's winning summer right now?
I have a candidate, but there are a lot of contenders for this crown.
So who you got?
Obsessed over this.
Well, I've obsessed over a couple things this summer.
And it's not going to be Leo Messi.
O'sampic? It's not going to be O'sampic. Wow. it's not gonna be Leo Messy. O's epic.
It's not gonna be O's epic.
It's not gonna be Lexbro.
I'm gonna go all derivatives
and the original DOG immaculate grid.
It's taken over my summer.
That's a strong nomination.
How are we doing this?
Are we gonna vote?
Are we gonna put it on the poll?
Well, it's the halfway.
It's the midseason classic of summer right now.
And so I think we're establishing who we are putting
our money on right now, but to be decided
who ends up at the finish line.
The first day of threads.
Oh, the first day of threads.
The first couple hours of threads.
That's not even a title song.
That's not even a hypothetical world.
Wow, a brand new frontier.
Where we finally stuck it to them
by doing the exact same thing and then you realize out
It's different. Yeah, the other game to play who's losing. I think Elon is losing. Yeah, all right
So my my nominee is a macular grid and I think the way that we solve this is by good old consensus because as a sports debate show
We can always find consensus of course Chris Cody. Do you have a nomination? I have two nominees. I don't know
Which one I want to do all right the first one is just temperature
The climate one it's going pretty well for them
The second one is Miami sports Panthers heat inner Miami
We didn't really temperature is my nomination
It's a good nomination.
Temperature of the Google trend search on temperature is spiking, much like temperature
itself.
Tony?
Tony, I think I have a couple of nominations.
I like Mike's Immaculate Grid.
I think bigger than Pertle and Weddle, which are the NBA equivalents to Whartle, the Immaculate
Grid has so much more staying power than what Whartle did because there's just something about that cube
where you're trying to like cross-commonation.
Mark combinations, I think.
It's amazing.
So I like the Immaculate Grid.
I also like Orcas, you know, expanding their range and territory.
Now we're in the keys.
You know?
They're having a moment for sure.
You could be out there tubing one day on the keys.
Like I usually am on the weekends in the summer.
Oh shit, there's an Orca pod.
Bears are having a month.
Hopefully they don't eat me.
Well, you already had your.
You already had your head.
It was better than your second bear is like the show.
The Felica just got paid.
That was a while ago.
I just it's really the show.
I'm gonna stay with temperature.
Okay.
Thank you.
Roy, do you have a nomination?
Yeah, it's a Maccala.
Because right now I have seven original seven
Maccalaureate on my browser right now. How many tabs? Very productive day of work
There's their microscopic the tabs for microscopic. He's so busy doing a Maccalaureate Grids he couldn't think of his own nomination
That's right. Mike's not going to run it. Why do you have 14 YouTube tabs? I was also wondering the same thing
I don't know. I just did
What are they how tabs do we have? I think you
figure that if he never closes tweet deck, it won't cease to work for him
one day. He's always laughed up. He's always laughed up. The
reason he lost power on Monday. There's like, I wasn't here
Monday. I swear to God, there's there's 37 tabs open. I have
enjoyed all the screenshots of people that are like they post
pictures of their tabs that are all have different ex logos and they're like all of these are porn except Twitter.
Anyways, I saw Barbie on Monday night.
I had very high expectations.
Everyone told me that I would love it and they were right.
I really liked Barbie and not only did I like Barbie, Lehman loved Barbie, all of my friends I am now telling to go watch Barbie because they were very skeptical of Barbie. And not only did I like Barbie, Lehman loved Barbie, all of my friends, I am now telling
to go watch Barbie because they were very skeptical of Barbie. It's hard to make a movie that
is funny, but also meaningful to a mass audience. And it seems like Barbie has achieved that.
And original, especially when based off of the source material, which is something that
everyone has a frame of reference to, is how do you avoid formulaic with this?
And they did something really original.
It was a great, it was a great, it was a great, we had for originality.
It's sweet.
We've finally broken down of the weird purple blobs of the multiverse and, well, this
is a, this is my fear, my, my, my, my fear is that as good as Barbie was, that the
lesson is going to be more intellectual
property, more toys. And then it's like people trying to do their version.
There always has to be a lesson. Yes. Can they just be? Can they make up watch the movie?
Can they make a pound puppies about the patriarchy? Is this a baronstein bear's comic? Do
we need a lesson at the end? Did you see the. Marvel Duke. Did you see the... Mercy Bears movie though.
There was a great bit of internet content out right now, which is if you're familiar with
Marvel blockbusters, whenever the post-credit scenes leak onto the internet, someone made something
like that where it's a cell phone in a movie theater, and it's the Oppenheimer posting credit and it just teases. It's a notebook piece of
paper and it just says E equals and it's Einstein silhouette and people the crowd goes wild and
in there. There's also like a whole cinematic universe now for Oppenheimer. Speaking of Marvel movies,
you saw the flash. So I like going on the internet sometimes and seeing,
isn't that not what the movie was called?
Don't mansplain the difference between the DCU and MCU.
Come on, that's not a totally.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure it was.
It's not, there was a very funny,
justices league Snyder joke in Barbie, not spoiling.
But.
Sorry for confusing into, I don't know, I don't watch them.
It's a pop culture blind spot for me. I've admitted it before. I've admitted it before I like seeing clips from these movies that I do not watch out of context on the internet
And I recently saw the clip of all of the babies falling out of the nursery
It's the most insane thing I've ever seen. There is a nurse sliding out of a hospital wing
holding a baby and she like eats the baby out into the sky
as they're falling out of a building.
It was insane.
Yeah, I'm gonna even say when you have all the context
of that film, it still feels stupid.
I thought it was fake.
I saw this same clip.
It wasn't credible.
And I was like, what a great parody.
Like our CGI consumer available technologies.
Clearly real strong.
And she throws the baby.
Yeah, it's a bad scene.
And in other ways, solid movie.
I enjoyed the flash,
but it turns out the flash is the biggest.
I actually throw the baby.
Comic book movie failure ever.
Was that the last time you see these characters?
Probably.
We're done, but we're done with the multiverse
is I think the takeaway, which is bad news for Marvel
because they have like a half dozen at least movies
centered around a multiversal war.
What was there ringing the bells when they started with this?
I'm like careful.
Oh, I was texting my doctor.
I was like doctor strange like this.
This could be bad.
This could all be bad.
And since then, there's been very little good.
And there are no consequences in multiverses.
Anybody can be brought back.
And it just seems like driven by money and nostalgia.
And it's not as fun.
I have an idea.
Should we nominate our losers of the summer?
Yeah, but before that just, what he meant by Dr. Strange
or as a guy whose name is Dr. Strange,
he can go back and come and eat.
I've actually seen that one.
Oh, okay, just made it.
Isn't that one Benedict Cumberback?
Yep, yeah.
He nailed it.
Is Harry Pernasse the last time?
If you're watching Veepe,
it's also pronounced Benedict Cumberback come in my hand.
Oh, what?
Hey, hey, hey.
That's a show.
Losers of the summer.
The multiverse or the flash or both?
Well, I think multiverse can absolutely be a metal stand loser.
Yeah.
Well, actually, there have been good executions though.
Everything everywhere all at once.
I'm gonna save my entire body.
You can't do that.
No, you can't, man.
You can't possibly do that.
That hurts.
The final four is a crowning achievement.
Losers of the summer that. That hurts. The final four is a crowning achievement. Lose to the summer threads. Earth. Temperature. Also. Also on the battles. The climate.
Yeah. I would like to revisit the flash decision real quick. Your decision to watch it?
Which was, you know, not without contemplation itself or flexion, they really made that a
hill to die on in that in the board meetings.
Because Ezra Miller had criminal allegedly criminal behavior.
It was accused of running a cult, having weapons around children, grooming, it was a real hit check for the multiverse
that they're like, nah, this is gonna be worth it.
Yeah, and they had this movie,
a movie that I enjoyed for all of the nostalgia,
but I understand why someone saw an early print of that movie
and probably was confused as to why the CGI never improved.
But saw an early print of that movie and said,
this is just too good, we have to withstand all CGI never improved. But so on early print of that movie and said, this is just too good.
We have to withstand all this negative press.
But now you have the result in hand.
And whichever group of people that made that decision,
that's their legacy.
Was the result like positive or negative criticism
because again, big pop culture blind spot for me.
I don't know what the consensus is around the decision
to release the movie despite all the allegations.
The consensus is those that went to the theater
and sought the audience score I think was pretty good
despite the CGI which has been tried to be explained away
several times by the filmmaker
because that scene went viral.
The opening scene with all the babies,
which just looks like that was the opening scene.
It's a early scene, yeah, yeah.
What?
Yeah, that's like, yeah.
It's within the first 20 minutes.
Movie sounds trash, or it's going to be honest.
Well, I don't know if you'd appreciate the movie,
honestly, Tony, because I don't know.
Does Michael Keaton Batman do anything for you?
He's not my Batman, hashtag, not my Batman.
What?
So, no, it's an age thing.
Christian Bill is my Batman.
Christian Bill is my Batman. Yeah, yeah. There's an age thing. Christian Bill is my bad man.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a cameo.
Oh, I'm sorry, this bag.
There's a cameo at the end of the film
where they once again play it in the multiverse.
And there's a whole bunch of multiverse aspects to it.
You see different representations of Superman.
I popped particularly for one,
which we never actually saw on screen.
Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, the Tim Burton version of Superman with Nicholas Cage's Superman, which is
how I'm on.
Joe's up in one of these visions of the future from the flash on actuality.
The biggest loser here is one of brothers discovered not just because of the DC stuff
from Max and because of the strike.
Yeah, the strike.
It's a good one from Roy.
That's, that is a really good one.
What about the guy who reported messy staying in PSG?
Breetheio, there are no consequences for him.
None whatsoever.
No consequences for him.
Biggest loser.
I, I'm struggling with this one outside of multi versus.
David's as love.
Except he makes $100 million a year.
I want to say Elon.
Elon obviously to me is the one who keeps on taking up L's, but also his kink seemingly is taking
L's.
Boston sports was not.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, definitely don't.
Yeah, you can't.
What I don't understand is someone like Mike sure taking a celebratory victory victory lap over Miami's losing when your teams were not you can't celebrate the
Defeat in the finals of a team that took you out. I don't think you can just like tip your head maybe fist pump
They yeah you they win but you to revel in it to the degree that he did is a little confused
I think the true hater can find joy in hating on anything at any point for any reason anywhere.
And I think those are the words that make sure and also me as a professional hater live by.
That's why my winner by the way.
Oh god.
There's babies falling on our screen.
Oh no.
Those babies are the biggest losers.
Don Lebatard.
Billy's got a conundrum here.
He's got a dog now. And he doesn't know how to socialize with other dog owners.
Thougatz. Dogs, Dan. I don't know if you're aware of dogs. Dogs like to smell each other and kind of like socialize and all that stuff.
So then I'm holding on to a leash with my dog on it while another owner is doing the same thing. And I don't know how to interact with this owner in this case. Like, hey, you know, my dog likes your dog's butt smell.
As you guys know, I'm not good at small talks.
So like, this is a nightmare for me because what do I talk to these other dog owners about?
I experienced this exact same thing with my kid at a park.
It's the same thing.
Kids and dogs basically the same.
Same exact thing.
We're on the pole right at Levitade Show.
Our kids and dogs basically the same.
Because my two year old wants to run over and play with other kids, and all of a sudden
I'm standing there and our two kids are kind of chasing each other and we're like,
Hey, yeah, there's our kids.
How about that?
DCC Dan Lebatar Show with their StuGats.
Guys, I think it's gonna happen. What's that?
I think it's happening this weekend.
Go to Nobody's Bachelor Party, down in QS, the streak.
I think it's gonna happen.
Whoa!
He's going to a strip club.
No!
Not that streak.
You're jacking off.
That streak broke. He's going to a strip club. No. Not that street. You're jacking off. That's the street.
That's the, that's the bro.
Can you feel it?
Get a warmer.
No, I'm going to drink this weekend.
And for those of you new to the program, I've been sober this entire year.
I have not had not one sip of alcohol or any mind altering substances.
What's the whatever this year?
Not even at the multiple, multiple, multiple,
open bar events we went to all-star weekend.
Which was tough.
I would say like out of the top three times
where this year was like, ooh, I wanna drink the most,
two of them happened at all-star.
Oh my God.
We were party in draft Kingsport.
I mean, the draft Kingsport, I was sure, dude.
Fat Joe?
I can't believe you were in Salt Lake City, sober.
I was so sober. Oh my God. I was so drunk that trip, I don't remember you didn't drink. Pablo, Pablo, we did a sit down with Rudy Gay, courtesy of Draft Kings and Dollar
Shave Club.
It was awesome.
And they think, hey, what do you want to drink?
They brought us like bottles of whatever we wanted to drink.
So we're all drinking whatever Tony's stone cold sober.
Afterwards, we go downstairs and there's like a drafting spot.
He fat Joe performs.
Who was there from the Oklahoma City?
Josh Giddy was there like,
we're in the same thing I was wearing.
We're in the same thing the Tony's wearing.
And so it's like, we're all as Christians that we're all
at this point, plastered and Tony's just standing there
with his turtle neck and his leather
duster or whatever. Just raw dog in reality. And he hung though. He hung out. It wasn't
like he left early. Like he would hang into the night. The pool party you left early.
I did because not only was I sober, but I had no voice. I somehow lost my voice. I
wasn't even drinking it. I can't see the voice. No, it wasn't sick. He just sounded like
knock rivers. Exactly. So I was just gonna like this.
The problem was the pool party was so loud.
Why didn't you lose your voice?
I don't know.
So I just find it.
I find it.
I've found it a couple days after I think.
It happened.
And last place you left it.
Yep, Miami.
Hey, there you go.
It happened, you know what, it happened after the Bob Slit.
Yeah.
You fought screaming during the fight?
No.
Was it Bob Slit or what was it? Yeah, we got Bob Slit. Yeah. screaming during the night. No, was it Bob's let or what was it?
Here we go, Bob's let.
Yeah, we went Bob's letting Bob though.
I am confused by every level of this.
Why did I start, Tony?
Why did your sobriety?
It started because I wanted, I was sleeping like shit.
Right, and I was like, man, what is it that I'm,
like what's causing me to sleep the way that I'm sleeping?
So I started trying to go down the list and I was like,
ooh, you know, eat better exercise.
Like, man, I feel like drinking is kind of messing
with my brain while I'm trying to go to sleep.
And obviously alcohol is a sedative,
but it doesn't actually let you relax.
So, for at least my carnal body,
it doesn't allow me to do that, right?
I'm what?
His carnal body.
My carnal body.
His blood, come on, guys.
My meat suit. Carnal inside. No. So bloodbath. Come on, guys. Okay.
My meat suit.
Cardinal acetic.
So, yeah, so this year I was like, you know what?
This is also like in with a younger generation,
alcohol sales have diminished because.
Moctails having a moment, there's all these like
non-alcoholic beverages now that are on the market.
There's non-alcoholic.
I have to imagine that.
Wheat is also a substitute not a compliment for a lot of young people, and that's on the market. That's not alcohol. I have to imagine that. Weed is also a substitute
out of compliment for a lot of young people.
And that's been increasingly legal.
Right.
It's a one fashionable trend
that I have no interest in,
like supporting.
Like, no, I'm good on this one.
You're just gonna have it.
They've been still sick though.
So I'm like, you know what?
Big clouds.
I'm leaving to Europe next month.
And I really need an on ramp
back to drinking alcohol again,
because I'm gonna be in Italy,
gonna drink some wine, some after all spritzes.
So you're, I just did not bury the lead here though.
You've slept better.
I've sleep amazing now.
Really?
Plus I have hostage tape, dude, the greatest.
Oh my God, my friend uses that.
It's so weird.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
what's going on over your mouth?
What are you yelling at?
What the hell is this?
Dude, Tony's gonna nut up, but it's amazing.'re gonna go over your mouth? What are you yelling at? What is he doing? Tony's gonna do it.
Tony's gonna do it.
Tony's gonna do it.
But it's amazing.
You put it over your mouth.
It's basically like a black piece of tape, but it's like, I'm good.
No, no, no.
Hers is clear, but it's not like actual tape.
It's almost like KT tape.
It's like the tape you put on your nose too, like to.
The strips, the strips, but not really.
It's not really, right?
It's kind of an art.
It's like KT tape.
But what's the science behind the scenes with Don Capra?
The science is just the same.
I'm supposed to be able to read through your nose
out through your nose.
Sounds you clear.
You're supposed to see this?
But it also stops your snoring.
Correct.
Yes, because my friend Priya snores, so she...
Oh, I just know her under the bus.
Wow.
You are not a good friend of Priya.
That's not the first time she's done that, too.
When I'm heavier said, I also snore,
but I'm a light enough sleeper than my wife goes,
hey, and I stop snoring.
I wish my wife did it that nice.
Chris, I've been hit at night for snoring.
Does your wife just smacked?
I wake up once a week in a fight with my wife.
If she's my enemy, I've been snoring.
I'm with you, Chris.
But having you lessened your snoring after I told you
to breathe through your nose, I'm not. He did, honestly, I't you lessened your snoring after I told you to breathe through your nose?
He did, honestly, I mocked him
because he's like, before you go to sleep,
just literally give yourself a little pep talk.
Like, just go into some sort of,
what does this pep talk sound like?
I'll just like deep breaths into the nose,
like just tell yourself,
I am not breathing through my mouth.
Yep.
Do you sleep on your bed?
And honestly, I did it to myself.
I took deep breaths.
I was like, I was like getting into like this state.
And then all of a sudden my wife's like,
you didn't snore last night.
I'm like, this can't be.
This can't actually work.
Did you want it to not work?
Because it's over.
It's over.
If I would have gotten hit in the mill and I would have like,
ah, Tony, you fool.
If you sleep on your side.
Back, right.
That's where I snore.
That's what it happened on my back.
I can't.
My wife says you're snoring.
And then I roll on my side, done.
That's like, everything.
I do the thing that doctors say is the absolute,
worst sleeping position where I'm on my stomach
with my knee up.
I love that position.
I love that.
I hate it, because I have a knee in his rib every night.
A knee is going to explore this position.
Yeah, you gotta put your knee all the way up
like by your elbow and your hands like over your head also try
Knees on the ground and like butt up in the air. I do that too sometimes
Yeah, well downward dog sometimes I wake up in the middle the night and my arms are up straight up over my head
Little cat cow. This is a this is a terrible only fans of killing. Yeah, that's how I sleep actually
Yeah, Tony any concern for you're you're jumping in the deep end pal
I am that is a bachelor party in the keys with your friends, yes, which makes it much, you know,
more aggressive.
It will alcohol be the only thing you'll be partaking in.
I don't know why you're not, man.
I said, man, I know what happened here.
There's been record number of cocaine bricks washing up in the keys this year by the way.
Did you see the cocaine shark?
I was like a weed.
Oh, no.
So was I.
I got key.
Yeah.
Am I worried slightly because it's been lightweight toned this week?
Seven months.
Oh my god.
The tolerance.
It is.
The tolerance is down.
But that's a gift.
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The keys?
No, you custom me to go in and the keys.
Yeah.
Fresh assado is.
With a little lime juice.
Come on baby.
Class A is oom.
How'd you think I'd go in and out?
You like keys?
It's frozen territory.
You're drinking something on the rocks.
See, that was my question to Chris.
Should I go like liquor alcohol drink?
Should I do a beer?
Should I do a fruit strategy?
You need a little transfusion?
Need a little dacquery.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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You embrace the moment.
You don't have to worry about what you're drinking whatsoever.
That's right.
Miller Lite.
The next time you have it, I want you to have that be.
It might be today.
Hit your taste buds so hard you can feel it in your heart.
Mm. Available insurers are online. You can feel it in your heart. Mm.
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Or at the bar.
Yeah, there you go.
Smiller time.
Miller brewing company Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Drink responsibly.
I'm saying calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
Drink responsibly.
Drink responsibly.
Tony, don't listen to these people.
Shout out to Fat Joe.
And our subject.
And our segment about binge drinking. Tony, don't go for the frozen drinks.
The frozen, here's the probably frozen drink.
That's a trap.
Super trap.
First of all, they're loaded with sugar, sugar,
ruined your egg.
I'm called terribly.
Yeah, like Pablo likes the frozen drink.
I do.
Do you?
Yeah.
What kind?
The fried part?
I am not.
Fruit is not stigmatized in my brain
when it comes to drinking.
I'm like, yeah, I don't mind that.
What kind of drink do you like?
Like a peanut collada.
A peanut collada.
If the sugar is just too much,
I agree with you.
I mean,
I just tell me what city is.
Exactly.
It's a one way city.
Also headache city.
Because if you're day drinking
and you're drinking a lot of sugar right off the bat, you're in for a hangover by like four or five pm.
That's a matter of time.
I can't have that because you know the boys are going to four or five of them.
No, yeah.
That's it.
You got to be able to spread it out.
Don't do shots because shots are just too quick.
Two shots.
No, like, do shots like shots to start.
Later on, yeah.
You start, you start with a shot to get the day going.
Shot in a beer.
And then, yeah, shot at the Salt Lake City though.
The work around that we found.
Oh, we did that.
That would have stooped.
We discovered because in Salt Lake City in Utah,
you can't order two drinks at a time.
Can you even order a double?
But you can.
You can order a boiler maker.
Yeah.
Because that's what we're doing.
So we were just doing shots in a beer.
Shots in a beer, yeah.
Innovators.
Yeah.
Yeah, at the mic, Mike. You're like Lewis and Clark. Guys, shots in a beer. Innovators. Yeah. You're out at the mic, Mike.
You're like Lewis and Clark.
Guys, I found a loophole.
Yeah.
Settle with a water.
Uh huh.
I was like the mentalist piecing things together
just looking around the bar.
Wait a second, I think I got it.
This is how we can make the most of our park city experience.
We've been like,
20 more minutes.
And we've got Tony Drive and let's go boys. We definitely wear heart like that's how
he knew he wasn't drinking. The fact that you guys all have like half
sentence references to times you drank together in Salt Lake City
that immediately provoked these memories is troublesome.
There was nothing else to do man. We were working as some but when we
weren't working we were commiserating and passing time by.
Epsis and misery and...
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it real with you.
Utah, it sucks.
It sucks.
It's fine if you ski, I guess,
and you wanna be there for that.
It's beautiful, but if you're from Miami,
a city slicker and you wanna have a good time,
no, no, hard no for me.
30 cars everywhere.
They're so dirty.
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot all about that.
So first of all, Mike used the term city slickers, at least seven billion times that weekend.
Billy Crystal over here.
Yeah, for real.
Legend of Curly's gold action over here.
But then also, Chris Cody made this observation that all the cars in Utah looks incredibly dirty.
And so he decided he was going to open like a car wash.
Come on down. Yeah,
Chris Cody's car wash. Chris Cody just standing in the street with the squeegee guy. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like monthly thing you can join. Yeah. It's a scooshin' based. Those are the days, man.
Those are the days.
What, you taught?
You taught?
No, they were both certainly not the day.
I'm telling you, like in the moment I know not so great, but looking back.
Nothing like you had the boys.
Looking back, you laughed.
He has to be with the boys.
Looking back, that's where my weight spiraled out of control.
Tony's been smiling.
Because even though it's only 96 calories and 3.2 carbs virtual ounces, when you have to pass
the time a fern entire day and make the most of your miserable time in Utah, you do
pack some on. I hope Tony survives. I love a bar ish trip.
Don Lebert card. You can't talk about a double-digit national titles when every single
call of you winning the national title. It sounds like this oh there's there's a stepping checker running down
this highlight
yeah and there's a wolf-wool-two veteran pitching it to another white guy and
he avoids another white guy oh my god not a name the fighting Irish have done
it again for the egg time I'm not playing white people still got choppy checker
Sorry He's black and I was really
I'm sorry man
I'm in Provineer
Running down the side he smells it differently all right, he's English. I'm gonna hit him and correctly his name is probably checkers
Is in S at the end.
That ends.
I feel like that should be the largest of five.
And Chubby Chakas, it sounds like a college football name.
This is the Dalabatar show with the Stukats.
The Dalabatar Show.
It's a companion segment everybody. Because... It's Emmy. Goes hand in hand with what you just heard.
Oh, we have a name for that now, huh?
How about that?
Yes.
So, a side car segment.
After we did that segment, I decided to put together a top five.
A top five list here, my top five moments in Utah.
Oh yeah.
If you listen to any of the content that we did out there
And please check it back at our YouTube page at laboratory show. We are proud of the content that we put off this fun
We recorded this four months ago
It's we're like bang everything
Work even though this is actually work in your staying longer in your day
No, it's like I clothing myself who's doing this segment right now while I'm out having
a pinnacle.
We should say some facts that every year we work in the next week.
Hard one weeks, you can have the baby for the July off even though it's not actually
off because you put in extra hours.
You.
Pablo wants some current facts to prove to everybody that like this is in front of the
people.
We need proof of life.
Okay, so all right, here's, so here's, I think, I think,
YoKitch is gonna have his third straight MVP.
What else is happening?
What else is happening?
Ooh, the World Cup descended, yeah.
Yeah, Magic Johnson's gonna be on a boat in Positano.
And Orcas, I got us around Kielorgo.
There you go.
Here's my top five moments from you tall there
were many good times blood these were the best surprise you found five of them
number five the sizzler
i was supposed to go to an apple bees with you two goddy we were waiting we got there early and
we were waiting the arrival of the rest of our party and we decided, hey, mmm, hungry. So we wanted to go right to Applebees, but in our right over to Applebees,
we saw a real life sizzler, which by the way, I follow on threads and then the sizzler is
super active on threads. Hang on a second. Is sizzler a...
Wait, threads didn't exist back then? Wait, you don't know what sizzlers...
You know what? She's too young, man. See, that's how you know we
didn't take this four months ago, because we reference
threads. You'd be really confused by that. So,
Sizzler, you know how there's Apple bees and chilies and all
that. Yes. Sizzler used to frequent both. Sizzler. It's like a
Ruby Tuesday. That's casual. Oh, okay. Yeah, Sizzler was
a lot of the 80s was actually pretty poppin' by now.
They're like in the Fudruckers cinematic universe. Yeah.
But there's like, I'm shocked. I've never been to a loss.
There are Lucy's house. This is my genre of restaurant.
It's reference and happy Gilmore. It's also reference in white man can jump.
Yeah. Those best is to. But they're harder to find.
I've never seen those two, but I've seen happy Gilmore.
I haven't seen a Sizzler in real life in decades.
So you were like, we have to stop at sizzler.
We were in the left lane and we made two do it.
And I feel like pull over.
I'm tires screeching into the sizzler.
It was overrated, but whatever.
The novelty of seeing a sizzler was the big picture of it.
You got the go's fajitas.
What'd you get?
Like a hot plate? I just went to the salad bar because that's what I remember from that was a
salad bar. It was dream scan. It was the first salad bars got like chicken fingers. The first
like it's is the first restaurant to have a salad bar that you like an all you can eat salad
bar like that was the added that and let blue everybody was one. Play fast and loose with salad.
That's good. You want is it like how pizza hut led the world and kale.
Yeah, because they just decorated their salad.
Yeah, like I made nachos at the salad bar.
Nice.
That's how they get down.
Oh, yum.
This is your kind of place.
I'm into it.
So all right, number four.
Park City boy, the makers with the boys.
That was four.
Yeah.
I don't know what I'm tired.
No, no. Because it's by number three. Drive him back from
Park City after Boil and Makers with the boys, building out tunes from canceled artists, guilt-free.
Feel like a detail in there. You're not allowed. You're not so good. I didn't need all the details in
the video. I'm not going to tell you the artist. You could piece it together. Is it Gary Glitter?
I don't know.
Could the art telling may mean,
but you won't be in that car.
You won't know what I'm referencing.
Hell, David Bowie and Prince have questionable things
in their past.
Many of you are learning about that right now.
It could be any of them, but we were belted in a mount.
And it was the only time this year or in the last five years
that I'll readily admit to listening to a canceled artist
I
Did make out with someone in college to remix the ignition nice memory that's tarnish
Permade and threshold the kitchen you like remember that I do is like your only make out or something you take your glasses off
You made out one person. So we have a number three or two or number two? Yeah, we have a number two.
Number two.
But that just know that it's called hard facts guy.
The hotness.
Just know that that's too live back forever ruin my algorithm on Apple music
because now whenever I play radio, Nick Cannon's jiggle.
Oh, come.
There. I said it. It was Nick Cannon's jiggle-o comes. Oh! Ha-ha-ha! There, there he said it!
It was Nick Cannon's jiggle-o!
I liked it, it banged!
And for one brief moment in Utah, I gravitated towards it,
but don't listen to it, it's bad.
Or Kelly was really bad.
Don't do it.
Number two, leaving.
Oh!
Yeah, leaving Utah was my second favorite part of visiting you.
Sounds like a straight to video sequel to leaving Arizona.
You still believed you could fly or leaving Las Vegas.
And number one, the Fatt Joe concert that draft king said through for us.
That was pretty great.
That's how jealous of that.
It was last long enough.
Yeah, well, you know responsibly.
Yeah, like what was great was Joe was so into it.
Like you would think, oh, he just mail it in or I've been to these all star performances
or Super Bowl weekend performances. And they usually kind of mail it in. They just do.
He was into it. He was engaging. He's cracking jokes. Oh, man, it was so fun.
Uh, good news, guys. I've got the top five for my time in Utah. Oh, a sober.
Oh, here we go.
The sober list has to suck.
Number five, the sober college pool hall experience with the turtle neck and it was
hot as balls.
Post draftings parties.
I did like that, but it did close at 9.45 pm.
Well, the only one there in the turtle neck.
It's weird.
Number four, my sober time in Park City while the boy, the
boys had boylamakers.
I was one.
How would you describe Tony's vibe while you guys were all drinking ham?
Don't really remember all that.
He hangs cool.
Tony can hang.
Yeah, Tony can hang. Tony, most people that are sober do, like when I'm with sober people
that remind you constantly that they're sober, they won't go
along and make it a good time. They'll kind of just be miserable about everybody else having fun.
He was a great designated driver. Yeah, like enthusiastic everything. Yeah, he was having fun with
the boys. Yeah, like look at us. I mean, we're getting paid to do this. Go out to Utah,
into which I said I need to be paid. If I wasn't drinking, I would have been back in the hotel
so fast. Yeah, But the hotel was terrible.
Number three.
Totally.
By super, by sober time at the Puma Party that I left early because I had no voice.
Uh.
That was a fun party.
It's like, I'm going to leave.
I'll see you guys later.
It's not Blake's fault though.
Number two, I think Chris Codis, the only one that can agree with me on this one, the
time that the sheets had lightning bolts in them.
It was crazy.
We got into our sheets the first night and I got-
Stopped rooms by the way.
I got electrocuted.
They got, thank you for that.
Stopped rooms.
But we got the same bed.
I think we texted about it before we went to sleep.
It was like, did you get shocked in your bed?
He's like, yes.
There was so much static electricity I turned the lights off and I went like this, you know
how you like unfurled the covers.
And all it was was a lightning storm inside the bed and I was like, oh, dude, it was happening
all night.
And I'm out of the seat.
You just see little flickers.
You know what I got to do.
I googled what to do.
You hold a key and you press it to metal and your body becomes a conductor.
The electricity leaves your body.
Transfer is into the metal.
What?
I don't know what that means.
That's like he didn't call it instead of making it.
Oh, God, okay.
Sign.
Ben Franklin over here with a key and a kite.
A kite.
What are you doing?
So what I did is I googled it and they're like,
what you do is you take a damp towel and then you put it
on top of the sheet.
So I went into the bathroom, grabbed a damp towel and started
putting it all over the bed.
I don't.
Water and electricity.
Yeah.
Didn't work.
No, thank you for me.
I just peed all over the bed.
Ah, that's a good boy.
Number one, the Silver Draft Kings party.
How do I put it?
Responsibly.
I, you know what I can't believe?
Chris, do you have one of these, by the way?
Nope.
I have one.
I just can't believe that not.
Oh, look, dude, you're with the boys.
I mean, look at this.
You're with the boys.
That's what we sound like for more fun.
So you're problematic songs with the bros in the car
Sounds fun. Yeah, we're for taking the whip to sizzler
What about the weird restaurant went to number three getting drunk at the weird restaurant we went to
That video is great though at a cool waiting room
It did and then they went down like walk through like didn't Drake's dad play the harmonica there what
Dennis was there right on stage
It was a band that place was Dennis Graham was there. I'm surprised none of you guys mentioned
Bob's letting that was
Obsledding with the boys
It was fun that was fun. That was unnecessary.
What?
What bobsledding?
You went bobsledding, you can just do that?
Nealimpic roller skating, you go bobsledding, same dude.
I went to the Olympic park, right?
Like the actual bobsled track, and we got in,
and we had like an instructor and everything,
and we went down, and it's like the coolest roller coaster
that also you could die at any moment,
because there's just no, there's.
There's like 90 miles an hour or so.
I found it unnecessary.
It's just like you're not looking,
all you're looking at the guy's head in front of you,
unless you had the front seat,
it's just like you're just 40 seconds of rattling.
You find it.
Basically just Bob sliding on necessary,
like the whole sport is unnecessary.
Got it.
I just had it.
I just had it.
Like we didn't need to do do this. This was not necessary.
I mean, if the thing that you're writing can finish in first place without you in it,
it would absolutely pretty good argument. Is Bob's letting as dangerous or more dangerous than
skeleton? Because isn't skeleton really, really dangerous? They call it skeleton for a reason,
because it ends up with you.
Is that why?
As a skeleton.
They call it that.
That's exactly why they call it.
Nailed it, I gotta wear your name.
He's right, he's right.
And they call it Bob's lead.
Because your first guy that did it,
his name was Bob and he was on a sled.
No, no, no, no.
It's because there's two Bob's and they led.
And his Bob's lead.
And then when you write it all together,
it says Bob's lead. Right, I'm glad And there's bobs. And then when you write it all together,
it says bobs.
Right.
Glad to be workshopped this bit.
No, man, there's no bit, no bit going on.
This is free lesson for you.
Guess they didn't teach you that of Hardford.
Hardford?
Hardford.
Hardford.
Hardford, huh?
It'd be fun all the time.
It's called Hardford.
Pablo with the Hardford University.
And he's just been getting all of us all of us.
Like, do you love whales?
I remember I went to like a game works to watch the XFL kickoff.
Yeah.
That's right.
I got to leave guys.
We went out to the XFL 3.0 week one in Hartford.
No, in Utah.
In Hartford.
No, it was a Dave and Bussers.
I went to Dave and Buster's in their video,
one I specifically requested.
Unnarmer thing was cool.
Oh yeah, it's a little bit of a surprise.
Oh, I love it.
So as Dave and Buster's named after a Dave and a Buster.
Dude, let me tell you something.
It's named after Dave and a Buster
and like the story behind Dave and Buster is sorted.
It is sorted.
You got 20 seconds.
I can't tell it.
It's one of them prematurely ended his life.
Prematurely Bustered?
Yes, I guess that's when we...
That's kind of after.
Harvard is not gonna be proud of you.
Down in my palms.
You're the real Hartford.
I'm not gonna be proud of you.
Down in my palms.
You're the real Hartford.