The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Tipping With Stan Van Gundy
Episode Date: March 14, 2024Dan wants to know what everybody's tipping habits are in the modern era of food service. The discussion continues with Stan Van Gundy who joins the show from Oklahoma City. He and Amin dive deep into ...basketball analysis while Dan is in the penalty box. Stan also shares his thoughts on Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Aaron Rodgers, as well as how he separates art from artists. Then, Dan wants to know if the Bucks are any better than they were two years ago, and Stan thinks the Celtics are nearly unbeatable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I mean, are you like Chris Cote?
I'm looking in the other room and I'm trying to imagine who is like Chris Cody where he feels pressure when the server is sort of hovering over him
when he has to leave a tip and I think it's a good move for servers to stick
around and not leave because the tip I'm imagining gets smaller if the server
isn't watching or can get smaller if the server's not watching.
Chris, do you over tip when the server's watching?
I've never experienced them lingering
with the old fashioned sign the check.
Oh.
What I'm talking about specifically
is these modern machines.
The screen where you flip it around.
Where it's like, you come up, you give the card,
and they do the whole transaction right in front of you.
Where it's like like card gets inserted
It's 18 percent 20 percent 22 percent 25 percent if you're lucky they start at 20 then it's like 23 25 20
It's like then I feel like a jerk picking the lowest option
So it's that's the part where it's like put your machine down and and go do something else come back for the machine in 30
seconds I hate the pressure of,
because I am a good tipper,
the bottom for me is 20%.
But this has nothing to do with how much I tip,
it's just, I don't like the feeling.
Put the thing down and walk away and come back.
By the way, these modern machines have been around
in Europe for over 10 years.
This is how the rest of the world's been doing,
paying for a bill. You don't the rest of the world's been doing,
paying for a bill.
You don't have to tip over.
For a while.
Yeah, exactly, it's already included in their VAT, so.
Just saying.
But no.
The technology's been around.
I'm gonna tell you this, Chris.
That machine, the old fashioned, I don't mind.
But for some reason, like when I go to like,
let's say a Starbucks or whatever,
and they flip that screen around,
that's when I feel like,
cause deep in my heart I'm like,
why am I tipping?
I just got it here and I ordered and I picked it up.
I feel like a jerk in those spots,
because at coffee shops, look,
I don't generally tip 25% on those.
Those, it's like, for me, dollar.
You get a dollar.
Is that bad?
I feel like at a coffee shop,
I'm buying a $4 coffee,
I'm gonna add a dollar.
I always do custom, dollar.
That's my move.
Custom dollar?
Cause I don't want like 129, like 250,
like I just, custom, dollar action.
I just don't like the spin around and the spin back.
It makes me uncomfortable.
What do you do with the old school receipts
when they already have the gratuity added?
Oh, the auto gratuity.
The old like seven party or more, you know,
automatic percentage.
Or if you're on the beach where they do auto gratuity
automatically, right?
Or some places in Brickell as well.
No extra for me.
Roy, I'm gonna tell you, it depends.
If I like the place, I'll leave extra
and I'll like circle it to let them know by the way.
Like I'll circle the auto gratuity
and then I'll leave extra, let them know.
I saw it and I'm giving you extra
because I like you with the hopes
of getting better service next time I come there.
If it's like, I'm never coming back here again,
I'm on vacation, yeah, I just put a line
and then I just sign it.
Don't round up to the nearest number on that one.
I feel like that's more insulting.
You're gonna add 62 cents to this?
Zero roundies.
Big spender.
I always, I have a thing, I keep the cents the same.
If it is one of the old school ones
where you're writing it in
and it's like 65.82, I would never,
there are people who add the like,
18 cents, my dad does that.
I was gonna say 22, so thank you, Chris.
My dad does that.
So that it's zero, zero, I always keep the numbers
in the cents.
This is the man keeping us down
because we're taking all of our time
talking about tipping etiquette.
Just pay the servers a minimum wage.
Or a living wage.
Yeah, tipping.
What are we doing?
Why is it our responsibility?
They get paid below minimum wage.
I don't know how many people know this.
They get paid below minimum wage
because the expectation is,
you'll make it up in tips,
which is insane.
I was a server for several years
and I would get my actual paycheck
and it would be like on a good day, $3.52.
Like you're not making anything from that.
One of the most traumatic serving experiences I ever had,
I was at, I was working at this restaurant
and somebody left me a 72 cent tip.
Hurt my feelings, it was a $73 bill
and this person, I kid you not,
hold up, they needed a drink refill.
So, Charlotte, I'm gonna take your glass.
They did the little shaky thing at me,
but no, no, no, hold up, hold up,
you wanna save that gasp.
To get my attention to do the shaky thing,
I was taking another table's order.
I was turned to the table, they're right here,
and I kid you not, this man kicked me in the back of the leg.
No!
I turned around, he turned, I turned around
because I'm like, what's going on?
He goes, and then he left me
72 cents on like an $80 meal
So please for the love of God tip your servers because that happens so much not the kicking thing that only happened me once
But you get stiffed so often or like you'll just think you don't know what you did wrong, and I'm a great server
I have such great like energy and people like oh my God, look at you, you're so cute.
And I'm like, I'm saving up to make my dreams come true.
And they're like, oh, what a great angel.
Lucy, it was nothing you did wrong.
No, I didn't do anything wrong.
It was nothing you did wrong.
It is people who are miserable
and take it out on other people.
Did you get this fellow's name?
I did not.
I was in shock when it happened
because you just don't expect-
Because if you had his name,
we could light him up right now.
I wish I had him.
John Weiner.
I think that.
Greg Cody.
I think that this is Lucy, I'm sorry,
but I have a lot of questions here,
a number of different questions.
One of them.
Is it how old Lucy is or how much she weighs?
No, it was gonna be how old you have to be
to refer to someone in a rage as this fella.
That's Charlotte specific.
This fella.
I have probably never said that before in my life.
I have no idea where that came from.
He deserved it.
This fella seems a little older than it should be.
But the question.
He was young, by the way.
He was not an old guy.
Guess her age and weight.
82 years old.
The questions I have.
It's a reasonable question
to ask how much Grammy weighs when she's sinking
to the bottom of the sea.
Not, it's not an unreasonable question.
Totally unreasonable.
To wonder how those guys, we still don't have the answer.
The video's two years old, how those guys fished out
a woman who was panicked, had to be panicked and sinking to the bottom of the sea. The video is two years old how those guys fished out a woman who was panicked, had to be
panicked and sinking to the bottom of the sea. The Croatian Sea! The Croatian Sea which is salty
which means she is more buoyant so the weight in the water isn't really even as much of a thing.
Run that video back please. Let's eyeball this woman's weight and Dan thinks she might be about
350 pounds apparently. Don't think... Come on man. I just want to know how they fished her out.
We still don't have the answer.
They pulled her out.
They pulled her out.
Regardless, the questions I have about what we're asking
are the following.
One, somewhere along the line, the cash tip of $1 for me
became insufficient for...
That drinks, remember?
No, for valet.
No, you guys tell me a giving a
dollar you tell me whether you feel comfortable someone gets you your car
giving that person a single dollar does that does it feel like enough that
somewhere along the line a dollar became not a sufficient tip to give people on
stuff like that and I can't exactly trace when it is that that was
that that happened in the other thing that we still haven't answered
how many of you are shamed into a bigger tip
because the server is standing right there
over you and i can imagine people getting shamed it happens to me if the
tip
if the server pulls the machine toward me
i'm hesitant to hit the lowest number I'm hesitant to hit other I I I would advise
servers to hover among the meek and shame them into bigger tips what is the
pay for a server you guys mentioned this is it two dollars an hour two dollars in
seven cents an hour
For what it is that a server makes below minimum wage because I think it's about two dollars something
It depends on what state you live in like if you're in a state like, California You're gonna make a much higher minimum wage, but in North Carolina. I was making like a dollar an hour
Jesus Christ, I don't know what the number is we can probably look it up
But I think it's almost always below minimum wage
by several dollars.
Here we go.
This is from the Bureau of,
the Department of Labor, excuse me.
Minimum wages for tipped employees.
Federal, the federal basic minimum cash wage
is $2.13.
Oh my God.
The maximum tip credit against minimum wage is $2.13. Oh my God. The maximum tip credit against minimum wage is $5.12.
The basic combined cash and tip minimum wage rate is $7.25.
Any of you shamed into bigger tips
just because the server is hovering?
Uh, no.
I usually give a pretty big tip though.
So I'm the wrong person to ask.
If you're at, yeah, if there's someone who's cheap and doesn't usually give a big tip though so I'm the wrong person to ask. If there's someone who's cheap and doesn't
usually give a big tip and they are meek as you are saying Dan they perhaps would be shamed into
it. I'm proudly a big tipper. I always go five dollars for valet and then one dollar is for like
at a coffee shop if I'm just buying like one little drink. Sorry it's 20% plus for me doesn't
matter if they're not. What is that?
What the hell is that?
You're just, come on.
Wait, do you pay $5 even if you have to pay for the valet?
Or is that just when it's free valet?
I feel weird giving a couple dollars to a valet.
Five sounds like too much though.
Me and my dad have gotten into arguments
because my dad thinks two or three dollars
and I'm always like, give five.
But I'm just saying, if you have to pay for the valet.
It wasn't like comp valet.
You still tip $5?
All right, let's figure this out.
What is the going rate?
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show.
How much do you give the valet, $5 or $1?
Because I feel like it should be in between there,
but don't give that as one of the options.
I feel like $5 is the new $1 thanks to inflation.
Put that on the poll as well.
Wow, you really amused me.
Couldn't even get through that.
This fella really amused herself.
Good call on fella, Dan.
That was a f***ing weird shower.
I don't know where it came from.
I've literally never said that before in my life.
But it felt like, no, you know what it was?
You're doing like a Joe Biden impression.
It wasn't fellow, fella. But it felt like the no, you know what it was? It was like a Joe Biden impression. It wasn't fellow, fellow.
But it felt like the person, in my mind,
the person, the guy who kicked Lucy
looked like someone who would call other people fellas.
And so I did it to him before he could do it to me.
He sounds like someone who's some folks across the aisle.
That's what it sounds like, some folks across the aisle.
We say fella, fella's some folks across the aisle.
They're the same people.
No, he was a very young, like, yeah, he was a young.
A young douchebag.
Really?
A young whippersnapper.
Then I would have called him much worse than a fellow.
Douche.
I mean, what is the correct amount to give the valet?
If I'm paying for valet, I'm not tipping more than a couple
bucks.
I feel like, rightly or wrongly, I just feel like,
and it's not like being a server where there's,
you smell like food and stuff.
You're just driving nice cars all day.
I want to ask you guys how much this has changed
because I really do feel very often
like I'm one of the few people on Earth
wandering around with cash anymore.
But when I was in Vegas, I told you this,
I'm like the baggage handlers and the valets
must have had crushing dents in their income When I was in Vegas, I told you this, like the baggage handlers and the valets
must have had crushing dents in their income
because people moved to electronic.
Do you guys, as people who don't use cash very much,
do you insist every time on getting the Venmo
or the Zelle of the valet so that you can then tip them?
Do you ever get in your car, drive away,
pretending like you will, and then don't do it?
No.
I think if you're working in that kind of industry,
you need to have the barcode on your person,
like a necklace with the barcode.
You're just hurting your own bank account.
If you're doing that type of work
and don't have a barcode, you should be ready
to any person that's like, oh, you're not to,
I would just be flashing it, like, yeah, anyone?
No, no?
I do it right in front of them so they know that I did it.
Especially if it's a bartender, oh yeah,
and I'll show them how much I tipped them.
Amin circles the tip on a written thing
and holds his phone in their face if it's digital.
He writes, you're welcome at the bar.
It's always awkward when you have to ask someone,
what's your Zelle?
And then all of a sudden you're exchanging phone numbers
with someone just because I want to give them $3.
Bar codes, it's all bar codes.
No, but I'm saying if they don't have the bar code,
you have to then, what's your phone number?
What's your PayPal?
OK, I'm handing them my phone, they're typing in numbers.
It's just awkward.
Stugats definitely gets in the car
and forgets the numbers forever.
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Don libertard punctuate this segment with what is your strike three call strike one would be
strike and then you stand up and you give a good point to the right stugats that's same for strike
two but strike three you get down low you got your hands behind the catcher, alright, the right arm goes up into the air, and then you finish it with
the punch. The right arm flings way up into the air.
I wish I could see that. It's terrible.
The audio is great.
This is the Dunn-Levatar Show with the StuGats. We failed last time with Stan to get him to jovially laugh enough so I am putting pressure
on the shipping container.
We have to get this man to laugh.
I miss his weekly laughter around here.
Before you came on we were talking about tipping, the
correct way to tip. You strike me as someone who still like me carries cash and is offended
when you walk into a coffee shop and they will not take your God-given hard-earned American
cash in this country. How do you tip when a tipper or a server is hovering over you?
And do you feel pressure to tip more when a server is hovering over you with one of the machines?
Do you tip in cash?
How much do you tip valets?
Take us through the tipping etiquette of Stan Van Gundy.
Well, I'll try to tip in cash,
but I've unfortunately become in like a lot of people, Dan.
I don't always have, well, especially I don't have
smaller bills with me.
A lot of times all I've got's 50s and things like that.
And if my driver's taking me on a 10 minute drive
from the airport to the hotel,
you'd be like a good boy.
You think it's look at me, Louis,
to say I only carry 50s?
50s, my driver.
Yes, it is a position of wealth.
I'm a 50s athlete. Well,. Yes. He is. It is a position of wealth in the 50s.
Well, I'm not arguing that. I'm not arguing. I've said many times that I am the poster
boy for white privilege, so I'm not arguing any of that.
All right. Put it on the pole. Did you please is Stan Van Gundy the poster boy for white privilege, is $1 sufficient anymore
to give to a valet as a tip?
Are you kidding me?
Well, that sounds like a Stu Gott's question.
Not a Dan Leventhal question, come on now.
I'm trying to be in every minute.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, this isn't me, this isn't me.
No, no, no, no, no, listen,
you can't tip a valet less than $5.
That's what I'm saying.
Stan, would you agree that $5 is the new $1?
Yes.
Thank you.
At least as far as it goes.
Yeah, that's the minimum you've got to tip a valet.
Yeah, absolutely.
Do you tip when you have a to-go order?
Do you tip when you go pick up a coffee?
Yes, I tip all the time. I mean I
Tip in almost every situation. Look, I'm really you know all seriousness. I'm really lucky really fortunate and
so yeah, I
I'm gonna tip and tip well every chance I get.
You also know a thing about tip-offs, am I right?
Oh, for the love of God.
Send her, I mean, get out of here.
What? Get out of here.
Transition, come on.
You said make him laugh.
I mean, I did say that.
You know what? You know what?
You know what? He's laughing.
I'm gonna go.
I did laugh, where's that going?
You don't have to go.
Where you going? No, no, that's the rules.
Yeah, he's out of here.
Get out of here.
That's how it goes.
That's all right, it's just me and you, Amin.
There you go.
My old coach got me ready for an American Ninja Warrior.
Stan, we were having a conversation.
I know Dan would love to ask you this question,
but the concept of you have to have playoff pain
in order to have playoff success and
with regards to the Thunder and the Timberwolves being relatively young
teams. I told Dan the Timberwolves have had playoff pain both as the
Timberwolves in recent years, last couple of years and also individually when you
talk about Mike Conley, when you talk about Kyle Anderson, Rudy Gobert, they've
all been in the playoffs, deep in the playoffs, and had that heartbreak.
Is that a prereq though,
to have gone through the heartbreak together
in order for it to count?
Yeah, you know, I don't really think it is,
but it usually happens that way.
I mean, you know that because what happens is,
is that normally is part of your progression
is when you first start in the playoff run, you're just not good enough.
And so, you know, you lose somewhere along the road and then you get better and hopefully
go a little further.
And that's part of the progression.
I just think that's all part of getting better.
Look, with Minnesota, they've got plenty of experience, like you said, with Gobert and Conley, Carl Anthony Towns has been there,
like they're fine as far as experience. And with Oklahoma City, the only thing that identifies them
as a young team is their birth certificates. Like all the things that we look at, I mean,
that you would say, yeah, that's what a young team does.
You know, they turn the ball over a lot.
Well, not this team.
You know, well, they take a lot of bad shots.
Not this team.
They're one of the highest efficiency teams in the league.
Well, young teams don't really defend.
Well, not this team.
They defend very, very well. Well, they teams don't really defend. Well, not this team. They defend very, very
well. Well, they're not poised. This may be the most poised team in the league under adversity
in games and things. So nothing that you see on them on the court, you could sit and say,
well, that's what young teams do. I mean, nothing. There's just nothing that identifies them as young, again, other
than their chronological age. So I think they're not getting enough respect from people. They've
got a chance, along with Boston, to be the 25th and 26th teams in the last 28 years since
NBA.com's had it on their ratings to be in the top five in both offensive and defensive
efficiency in the same year.
Less than one team a year.
Like, come on, I mean, this is a great basketball team and I don't hear them talked about enough.
People talk about Denver, deservedly so, and then the Clippers, Phoenix, and even New Orleans
ahead of Oklahoma City in Minnesota
It doesn't it doesn't make any sense to me
It does from this perspective though Stan all the time we do the analysis of I haven't seen them do it therefore
They can't do it. We did it to Denver last year and we were talking before you came on
I know he set it up this way that not not since the early 80s, if OKC wins it,
will a team like that have won it, where you're not used to seeing them lose for a little bit
beforehand? You just never go from what OKC has been this season immediately to winning the
championship when that's not how we were discussing you before the season. Yeah, and I get that, but I don't think we have precedent for teams like this.
Normally, what you will have seen is the first time they get in the playoffs, they're a lower
seed in playing on the road.
And then maybe they're at home for the first round and then on the road.
This team could be the number one seed.
This team could be playing at home all the way.
Like, where's the precedent for that?
You know, we don't have that precedent.
So this team has made a huge jump.
They're one of the best teams in the league.
You know, look, I get it.
And I'm not going to say that's the team you've got to bet on
because I think them Denver,
Clippers, Minnesota, if they can get healthy again, you know, all have great shots.
But you know, to think that I had somebody tell me that Oklahoma City in the first round
would be an underdog against the Lakers or the Warriors, like I don't buy that.
You gotta be kidding me.
Like those two teams aren't close to Oklahoma City
in terms of talent.
Yeah, they've got an experience edge,
but the talent is just, there's a huge discrepancy.
Dan, Dan, Stan, Stan, Stan and Dan, Ryan.
I'll ask the question.
So when you've got Oklahoma City and the Lakers
and someone like Amin was telling me earlier this season,
Stan, I'm like, hey, Golden State's done.
This is all over.
The young people are taking over.
People are holding onto their memories
with Golden State and the Lakers,
but they're not paying attention
to what's happening this year. You say what to the tide has turned the old
people are going to get out of here the young people are going to get them out
of here this year yeah I mean I listen I will say this there isn't a single
series in the West that I would call a major upset no matter what happens
because you do have teams like the Warriors with you
know they're going to line up Steph Curry on one side and the Lakers are going to have
Anthony Davis and LeBron James. There's nothing I would call a major upset in the West but
to think that those teams would be favored over Oklahoma City just doesn't make any sense to me
and they won't be.
The sports books I'm sure will not favor them
over Oklahoma City.
Stan, is the league throttling scoring?
Well, the scoring's going down
and pretty significantly right now.
I mean, you know, over the last month or two,
I mean, you start looking at the scores every night. You're seeing multiple teams every night under 100,
everything score. Unless you get to play against Dallas, scores are going down.
Do you believe it's a referee and conspiracy to keep the scoring down? What do you believe is happening there?
No, I think what's happening is we're almost seeing what we see in the playoffs.
We've got so many close races for playoff seeding and everything.
The games are taking on a real sense of urgency right now, which I think is good.
Teams are playing harder
The defense is is better. The pace is slowing down like it does in the playoffs
No, I don't think the refereeing has anything to do with it whatsoever
Let's play for Amin and Stan the video of Stan coaching Amin
for what remains the single most viewed clip in the video of Stan coaching Amin for what remains the single most viewed clip in the history of
American Ninja Warrior. This is some of the finest acting I've ever seen, not just among
among thespians, but at ESPN and beyond. I believe that all of this acting, Stan Van Gundy teaching
Amin how to get ready for American Ninja Warrior, some of the best thespian work that has been done anywhere.
Unfortunately, we don't have audio to this.
We only have B-roll, which sort of,
you know, some of the drama is lost in this,
but you can just see through the acting here,
the two of them together, Amin and Stan
preparing for American Ninja Warrior.
This is great. Well, and to give a meeting that a little more credit there he was
not only
the lead actor
he was also the director
uh...
this is this is great fun because
i would i didn't you know i'm used and we've done work together but i don't
know stay well known as i said
is he gonna reject the side of the list is ridiculous you know who i am stan
goddamn van gundy but he went along with the you are great sport and it was it was such a fun day I said, is he gonna reject this idea? He said, this is ridiculous. You know who I am, I'm Stan God damn Van Gundy.
But he went along with it, you were a great sport,
and it was such a fun day of recording.
Jessica has a question though.
Are you contractually obligated
to bring up America Ninja Warrior
every time you come on the Dan LeBattard show?
Let me tell you something, Jessica.
If you're part of something as successful as I was,
you'd bring it up every single time.
Wow, there you go.
Whoa. There you go. Whoa.
There you go.
It was sort of successful in its failure.
Right.
But I mean, it was a success though.
That's the first word.
No, exactly.
It all depends on how you,
we measure success in a lot of different ways.
Amen.
But usually not with failure.
Which is why Amin is so special.
I mean, I feel like of all the different ways you measure
success, it's almost never measuring success by stacking a mountain of failures on top
of each other. It's a solid point, but proof is in the pudding, Dan-o.
Don Lebatard!
Mustard mixes with mayonnaise better than ketchup does.
What?!
Yes!
No.
What you've just said is appalling.
What you've just said is an offense to anyone who's ever eaten.
Stugats!
Ketchup, oh my god.
I don't like it on anything, but...
What?!
Ketchup?!
You're un-American!
This is the Don Lebatardard Show with the StuGards.
Where are you, Stan?
I'm in Oklahoma City.
Ouch.
No, he's about to watch some great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, about to watch some great, great. Very nice hotel here.
One of the best in the league now.
My friend lived there and she said it wasn't that bad.
Is it the haunted one?
You're not at the haunted one, are you?
No, that's what I'm saying.
They built a new one.
I mean, they built an Omni right across from the arena and it's beautiful.
It's got three really nice restaurants in it.
I mean, a nice park right next to it.
I mean, it's really, really nice.
How far from the arena?
Literally right across the street.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah, no, it's great.
This is the best setup in the league.
I thought the haunted hotel was in Milwaukee.
Milwaukee's one of them.
Well, Milwaukee's got one.
I also thought it was in San Diego.
Yes, Coronado.
Coronado.
We stayed up there for training camp.
There you go.
And the players were scared.
You can let, ask Patrick Ewing,
he'll give you the whole list of haunted hotels.
And he honestly believed every one of them.
We had players.
Patrick Ewing, right?
Yeah, we used to walk by his room
and make ghost sounds and stuff.
On the road.
Stan is joining us from a haunted
or near a haunted hotel in Oklahoma City.
He's not staying at the haunted one.
He's staying across the street.
Let's just play please the video and audio.
Stan, I need you to lay out here
and be quiet for a second so that you don't interrupt
the coaching of Amin Elhassen before American Ninja Warrior.
Do it and help with my diet.
No! We talked about this!
This event's all about toughness!
Nobody tough eats a kale salad!
You want the impossible!
I just want you to win!
Ready? Go!
To work me out.
Oh, now we're talking.
Yeah, he's top notch. he's one of the most famous,
he's the most highly paid coaches in the world
and he agreed to do it for me, practice,
so you know, I got to save money on the side as well.
I mean, you're gonna have to pay him
and diet Pepsi at least.
All right, good job.
Nope, that one's gonna cost ya.
Ass on.
No, that's great, man.
Just tremendous acting all around. Ass on. No, that's great, man. Just tremendous acting all around.
Ass on.
Oh, wow.
No way, Jessica, you're being disrespectful.
Be respectful.
You can catch Stan Van Gundy on everything
that the Thursday night TNT and TBS basketball crews
are doing because they cover basketball
as well as anybody has ever covered basketball.
Our thanks to Stan Van Gundy for for joining us before i get back to some
basketball questions with you though because we like to dabble
in some politics with you i'm just curious what you make
of all of the latest surrounding the fringe candidate robert kennedy and the
idea that he would have jesseura or Aaron Rodgers very high
up on his list of vice presidential candidates. Well I just think it really
emphasizes what a clown Robert F Kennedy jr. has become. I mean this guy was one
of the preeminent environmental lawyers in the country doing some good work and
then he went off the rails as an anti-vax person
and not just anti-COVID vaccinations.
I mean, you know, this is one of the idiots
who spreads misinformation about vaccinations everywhere.
His entire family has disavowed him as a political candidate.
He's an embarrassment to an iconic political family, albeit with their
own, you know, they have a lot of problems throughout the family on some personal things,
but an iconic political family who all just want us to ignore this guy. I mean, this is a this is a joke. I mean, you know, at least Jesse Ventura has some political background, I guess.
But look, Robert F.
Kennedy knows Junior knows damn well he's not going to be president.
He's just trying to gain attention.
And certainly this is the way that he can get some attention saying he's going to
have a guy like Aaron Rodgers as VP so he got attention. What precedent do you have for what has
happened with the public persona of Aaron Rogers where you go from State Farm
Insurance agent to the kind of internet brain rot that changes the way that a
whole lot of people think about you.
Yeah. I, you know what? It's just so interesting. I think that these people,
you know, this is, you know, whereas connection with RFK junior is some of these anti-vax people.
Look, I think there were legitimate issues on making the
COVID vaccination mandatory, things like that.
But then some of these clowns have just taken it
so ridiculously far that, you know, Dan in Florida,
we're trying to bring back measles.
You know, we're trying to bring back measles.
Like, you know, kids, you know, everybody was vaccinated
and all of that.
And now we got people that don't want to vaccinate their kids.
Most people took it as fact that measles had been eradicated.
As one columnist in the Orlando paper said, Florida took that as a challenge.
You know, and so it's people like this who, you know, are spreading
misinformation, have no regard for science, and they can find people out there and get people to
believe them. The ignorance of a lot of people in our country is astounding, and it's led us to where
we are now. What is your greatest daily frustration on this front
where you throw your hands up because you are somebody
who has tried to advocate for equality and decency?
Like what is the single most consistent thing
that's going to send you boiling over,
you know, talking to your loved ones about,
can you believe this again?
Yeah, it's every day. It's something. But I think it's the overall ignorance of so many
people. Like we've always had fringe people out there. We always have. You know, they're
there but they couldn't command 35, 40 percent of the population to believe them when they're spreading blatant lies.
Now you can.
I mean, John Stockton is now suing because somebody wouldn't let him spread COVID misinformation.
I mean, there's mind boggling stuff going on where we used to argue about solutions.
We used to argue about policy.
It doesn't seem to me that even into my 30s and stuff that we were arguing about facts.
Now we argue about facts.
People don't believe science.
They don't believe blatant facts.
I mean, it's astounding.
Who is the athlete or celebrity that your viewpoint has changed so much because whether
it be John Stockton or someone else, you can no longer separate message from messenger.
Now, I can still separate it with all of them to be quite honest.
I mean, I have incredible respect for John Stockton as a player.
I've got great respect for Aaron Rodgers as an athlete.
No, I can separate it.
We probably make the mistake in not separating it with things.
I mean, you can look and say,
you know, John Stockton is one of the greatest point guards
of all time, Aaron Rodgers,
one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time,
but I think their political views are clownish.
You know, we should be able to do that.
It shouldn't be, wow, Aaron Rodgers is a great quarterback.
Yeah, I'd love to have him as a vice president.
I mean, come on. In Georgia, they ran Herschel Walker for Senate, the United States Senate.
And people, there was a large part of the population there voting for him, even after
they listened to this guy. I mean
Like you can say the guy was a great running back
You can even say the guy was a great role model, but these ideas are
Buffoonish, you know, I don't understand why we can't make that distinction. I really don't coach. How do we fix it? Well, I don't know. I mean, I think it's up to us.
I have said for years, we get the leaders that we deserve. Like if we don't want to
take the time to learn things, if we don't want to hold the people on our side of the
ideological divide accountable, if we are just going to be ignorant followers of total lies and
deception, then we deserve what we get. So the solution is for
more people to wake the hell up, but I don't know if that's gonna happen or not.
Let's segue effortlessly back into Bucs basketball and ask Stan Van Gundy the question,
is this Bucs team in any way, the roster,
better than the one from two years ago?
Well, the only way they're better, in my opinion,
is they've got a huge weapon now at the end of games,
at the end of close games.
I mean, Damian Lillard has
not had a great year by Damian Lillard's standards, but he's still one of the scariest guys coming
down the stretch of a close game as there is in this league. And with Chris Middleton's
decline, because Chris Middleton, not Giannis, was their go-to guy at the end of close games in that championship
run.
He's not the same guy.
Now they have that guy.
So they are better in that sense.
But defensively, they've taken a major step back.
That's one of the worst defensive backcourts in this entire league with Tien Beasley.
It'll be interesting, but they've got a great player in Giannis and a great closer in Damian
Lillard.
I mean, I think they're a threat to everybody except Boston in the East.
You can't win playing that defense, can you?
There's no precedent for actually winning everything playing the defense that Milwaukee
plays, is there?
Well, it gotten better now. I mean for all the people that you know
Wanted to discredit doc and everything else. They've gotten better defensively
I mean, they're a they're a middle of the pack even a little bit better defense
Since he's been there that'll play
If they can do that, I think that was built on the back of some
dominating performances against some really bad teams
so
you know we'll see what happens look at
in the east to me
something major would have to happen in injury or
you know something absolutely crazy for anybody other than Boston to not
come out of the East.
There's no one close to them.
I'm not sure there's anyone close to them in the league, maybe Denver or Oklahoma City,
but in the East, there's no one close.
If Boston doesn't win the East, that I would be shocked with.
I said nothing in the West,
no series in the West would shock me.
Anybody beating Boston in the East
would absolutely shock me.
Just to answer Dan's question quickly,
the Milwaukee Bucks are middle of the road,
they're 16th defensively.
The Lakers in their second championship of that three, Pete,
they were the 21st defense in the league.
But that was a case where we knew this was a great team
and they just took their foot off the gas
in the regular season.
That's exactly right, I mean, because they had been,
I believe, first defensively the year before that,
the Lakers, and then were very good the year after,
and they played great defense in the playoffs.
Now with Milwaukee, it's a little different
because different coach, different team,
not a lot of continuity.
But for Giannis and Chris Middleton,
Lopez, Portis, Conaton, those guys have been together
on a very good defensive team.
So they do have an idea what it takes.
They certainly, Damian Lillard has never
been part of a decent defensive team. I don't know that he has any idea what it takes or that he's even
capable of being a really good defender. Stan we're going to let you go but not without showing you
what your coaching produced at American Ninja Warrior. Go ahead. Dan Levatard was actually offering encouragement. He better get further.
Explosive on the outside.
So successful.
Most watched clip in history.
Great success.