The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Too Many Candles For Joe Biden
Episode Date: November 21, 2023Le Batard, Stugotz and the crew discuss Joe Biden's birthday cake, Angel Reese disappearing from the LSU women's basketball team, and Brian Stelter joins the show. Also, we go to the Bucket of Death. ...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Joe Biden turned 81 and had 81 candles on the cake.
Did I get fooled by the internet?
I was looking in the break to see if that was real also.
Because it looked like a forest fire is about to start.
You just have to get the eight and the one.
That's what you have to do. Thank you
I want to know is it real or is it real?
Don't put 81 candles on fire in front of Joe white
We need to get to know remember his lungs can't handle the blood
That's correct. It seems like a risk that we should not be taking you it did that I get all sacked by the white house
Or is it real tell me please that there was a kink with the 81 candles on it
Please please tell me that that is a real thing because that is too many candles
What is the cutoff on candles? Honestly, it's like what you're in double digit you're in a dangerous area
Are you not anything in double digits? You got to just start buying the candle. Well, that's a number
That's correct. What are we doing here? That's what I said.
That is, that is what's two gods just said. It said it a little bit differently, but not
much differently. What is the cutoff? Because if you're 12, you still like birthdays, you
still want a cake, you still want your 12 candles. I feel like 12 is probably the cutoff.
Billy, what did your investigation reveal? Stugats has now said he's got further reporting
on the Chris Cody report from before he's talked to Joe Thomas.
It is not a time share.
It's an Airbnb in Mexico.
Get your facts state, facts right.
Sure.
Yes.
Thank you.
Billy, what's this investigation revealing?
I'm seeing the same picture that you saw.
I'm just kind of seeing what the source of the picture is. It's crazy
I hope it's real. I need it to be real. I want it to be real
In front of get away from that get him get him out of the
You would think they'd go bigger cake for all those candles. Okay, so this is what I can tell you. Joe Biden's official Instagram has that photo on it.
So it seems real.
You just joined Threads yesterday, I saw that.
That is 81 candles.
So I'll try to make that happen.
That can't be real.
This is a security risk.
An eight point.
But it's also like, he has to blow out 81 candles
and hopefully the person who thought this was a good idea didn't think like
Let's get him with the trick candles also because like it doesn't die does not have the one capacity for that
Get that cake away from that and eight is coming in with a fire extinguisher at the end of that
You can't blow that out there's a inferno on his last body man
Are we back to being able to blow on cakes because Cuz it's a new thing now. What do you mean? It's like with everything's coming
We're like the weird thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like
Don't take away my
Blowing of cakes
It's just ridiculous. Someone's sitting there for like 10 minutes trying to like get a thing out
It's like you will not cancel that
Milky said I'm fine
not cancel that. Mulkey said I'm fine.
Can we get that video, please?
That seems like, thank you.
Excellent transition.
What like her?
Maybe the greatest in show history.
Yes, well done.
Let's get that video now, please.
Patriotalking.
This is a good story because, well, it's an interesting story.
No, good.
Angel Reese, that might have been good.
Outside of the women's basketball. The Angel Reese story is interesting. No, good. Angel Reese, that might have been good. No, outside of the women's basketball.
The Angel Reese story is interesting.
She's disappeared.
I think the room.
She's disappeared?
Huh.
Very quietly, a champion player for a champion team is not playing.
And look into this.
Just, is she just missing?
She's missing?
Yeah.
No, this is a good story.
We'll inform you right now.
Missing from play.
Huge NIL athlete, probably up there with Caitlin Clark,
it's funny how in the United States,
the collegiate basketball is the main stage.
It's bigger than pro basketball.
And Angel Reese is one of,
certainly on the Mount Rushmore right now
of known women's basketball players in this country.
And she has not been appearing for LSU basketball and people have been wondering.
Yeah, so she's been out for two and a half games now and she sat out against Kent State and then didn't play again yesterday
and they are starting to be these rumors that Angel Reese didn't have like the great eligibility to play.
So Kim Malky came out coughed all over everybody and said that it's none of their business. Hold on, let's play. So Kim Moky came out coughed all over everybody and said that it's none of their
business. Hold on, let's blow it out. Yes, look at this. She will have, yes, blow out
cake. See that? She's not inviting this party. Let's listen to this because she's just
hacking on everybody and making jokes. I and a CC, I don't have allergies. I've got some
kind of cold, it might be cold, but ain't testing. No, it's sinus.
I don't know what you call an allergies flu.
I don't know.
So if y'all get the flu blame me to it, but thanks, give it right.
Yeah.
God, I hope she's single.
Can we listen again?
Traditional American values.
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still got this one's interesting, okay?
You've got Malkyze champion. She she is a personality a personality in a sport that is
gotten very big very fast is gotten not that fast but now valuable as well
she's a face and voice and the player empowerment in her sport she's got a
star yes she's got a star who's made a deal with Shaq. Shaqil Anil is now the president of a sneaker company.
And I don't know whether she's going to class or not going to class,
but we're at an age where if these people don't want to be going to class,
students don't want to be going to class.
They're making some, you're going to see some of these people
and I'm scared of Joseph Gaffer there.
So this started back before the school year even started
because Angel said that she was too famous
that she couldn't go to class
because it was a distraction, people would recognize her.
So she was like, I'm only taking online classes.
Then recently this week, her mom posted something
on her Instagram story about Flagez mom,
who's another player on the LSU basketball team
who's also very talented
also worth a lot of money about her grammar so flage a's mom responded and said like how can
you talk about grammar when your daughter has under a two point o g p a. And so that's
where the rumors of the g p a started. Kim moky didn't address whether that was the issue
set. No, but she said the issues obvious. Mokie has said that the reason that her star player isn't around, that the reason is obvious,
but she's not telling us what the reason is while coughing and laughing about COVID, she's
not, we don't know the reason.
No, we don't know the reason.
And Angel Reese has not been silent through this.
She did tweet, please don't believe everything you read.
And that's all we've heard from Angel Reese. She's still been like posting on social media. She did tweet. Please don't believe everything you read. And that's all we've heard from
Angelry. She's still been like posting on social media. She hasn't actually disappeared. She just hasn't been playing for
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Brien Stelter has been on with us before,
and he's got a book out right now
that is very popular.
Network of lies, the epic saga,
epic saga of Fox News, Donald Trump,
and the battle for American
democracy thank you Brian for joining us I should tell the audience he is also a former
media correspondent at the New York Times and CNN and a special correspondent for Vanity
Fair.
Let's begin with the idea of Tucker Carlson and Elon Musk merging and Tucker Carlson possibly
being a running mate for Donald Trump.
Can you give me an idea of how real any of that is?
I do not think Tucker will be the VP, but I think he wants to be thought about that way.
He wants to be viewed as a political kingmaker, a political star.
And that's why he's out there hanging out with Donald Trump.
Remember, I heard Carlson called Trump a demonic force, a destroyer, but now they have this bromance going on
because they need each other.
They need each other's fans and audiences.
Is that what is also happening with Tucker and Musk?
I think so.
I think that's what puts the network in network of lies.
It's bigger than just Fox.
It's also about the missing disinformation that Musk
and his friends share on that platform.
And that's where Tucker is now. He's hanging out making videos for X.
He's not nearly as popular as he was on Fox, but honestly, that's because the Fox audience, 65, 75, 85 years old.
They're not really hanging out on Twitter or X. You know what I mean?
What in your book is new or learned about Tucker's exited Fox?
I say in the book that it wasn't just one thing,
they didn't get rid of him for just one reason,
it was everything, it was every reason.
It was like any bad breakup.
You know, when one person finally decides
to dump the other person, it's been building for years
and there's dozens of reasons why it happens,
even though sometimes there's like a last affair
or betrayal that actually calls it, that's what happened. He was intolerable for lots of reasons. He was rude behind the scenes.
He was airing conspiracy theories and lies on the air. Eloclund Murdoch just decided he'd had enough.
In our sphere, we have learned as a company that leaving ESPN gave us more value than we had at ESPN. Tucker Carlson's value is where
outside of Fox. He's different because he's in limbo. He's had this complicated contractual
situation with Fox. Fox has sent him some threatening legal letters. So he's not able, right
now he's not fully doing whatever his new new new thing is,
but he is lining up investor money and advertisers or deals and I would not count him out.
I think he's going to be able to build something pretty real and significant maybe next year
in time of the 2024 election, but right now I think he's stuck in that in between.
You were reporting this book while covering the defamation suit by Dominion voting systems.
while covering the defamation suit by dominion voting systems, the end result of that. I know that we wanted to see the real stuff.
How disappointing was it that for the ending of your book that that lawsuit was settled
at the last minute?
I was actually thrilled because instead of having a six-week trial where people were going
to hear about this all spring long,
I got to save a lot of the good stuff for the book. Look, you're right that there were some exhibits,
some documents that were redacted, that will now be redacted forever. That's one of the reasons why Fox
paid almost $800 million. They had some predominantly secrets that they wanted to keep buried. But here's the truth. 600, 700 pages of this material
was published in plain view. It was hard to find it unless you have a login for a woman
to deliver her database. You can't really go and read it. But that's why I did it. I
was able to go and read all these emails and what you realize is these people are just
all too human. You know, they're greedy, they're selfish, all they care about are their
ratings or their or their their love lives. You know, I mean,, they're selfish, all they care about are their ratings, or their love lives, you know, I mean,
I guess that's everybody, right?
Just some degree, but that's what was so weird
about reconstructing this,
this scene, this period for the book is that
all these people, you know, they all just want
whatever's best for them, I guess.
When you were sifting through the stuff and mining,
what do you regard as the most interesting things you discovered?
You know, there were really, really, really emails about these Fox stars saying what, what
seems to be the truth about Donald Trump, but that they never say on the air, you know,
Laura Ingram, the 10 PM host, now 7 PM host, saying, Trump's always on a grievance loop running
in his head, uh, Tucker Carlson saying, you know, he could have won the election. He would
have won the election in 2020. If he had focused on law and order and overreopening the schools, like sometimes I feel like
these Fox stars are better politicians than the actual politicians because they're on
every day trying to win viewers and voters every single day.
On the other hand, of course, that causes them to go into the really extreme and radical
territory and push really wild conspiracy theories that actually hurt the Republican party.
That's the other big takeaway in the book here is, you know, Republicans keep losing.
It's partly because of Fox.
Remember the red wave in 2022 that never actually came?
I actually put a lot of the blame for that on Fox for misleading the audience.
What can you tell me about these people as calculated actors, professional actors?
Calculated actors, you mean are they really,
do they really mean what they say?
I'm saying this in two ways.
I'm saying calculated actors in trying to instigate
for the sense of provocation
and calculated actors like professional Thespians.
Okay.
Yes.
Well, look, there is obviously a performative aspect to television and some of these hosts
on right wing TV are better at it than others, you know, I once went out to lunch with one
of these, one of these guys and I realized that he really does treat it like he's an actor.
He, he practices his lines ahead of time in the mirror and I got to be honest, you know,
I was at CNN nine years, I never sat in the mirror and practiced my script like I wanted to, you know, perform it on stage. Like I was
just trying to report the news, but, but you're right, some of these, some of these, you know,
folks in the network of lies, they really do think of themselves as actors and, uh, and
I, they also, you know, they're not always buying what they're selling. They're not always
high on their own supply. I think the scariest people are the ones that are, the people
that actually believe what they're saying. When Marie Bartoroma is on the air and she actually believes Trump is the winner of the election.
To me that that shows a lack of common sense and critical thinking skills.
What are the things about your book that people are talking to you the most about what are they finding illuminating what is the reporting producing for you that they have further questions on because it stimulates their curiosities.
I think the big question I keep cutting and asked is is Rupert Murdoch, is he dumb or is
he just playing dumb?
And I'm sorry, Rupert, if you're listening, you know, night to your ears, always have
nothing better to do than, then listen to us.
He's on his yacht somewhere, right?
But he seems to play dumb in a lot of these messages.
You know, he was deposed by Dominion's lawyers for seven hours.
It's still my time he's ever been interviewed
in like a decade.
And he sounded like he didn't know what happened
on his own network.
He sounded like he didn't know who the key players were.
It sounded like he barely understands how foxing his works.
So is that really the truth under oath
or was he just playing dumb?
Like in other words, is he, is he really not in charge?
Is he really just sitting back and joy in his, his mansions and look, maybe he is. Is it possible? Like which
way would you guess on that one? I think he has allowed the leadership team of Fox to
have too much leeway. Like he's given them too much rope, you know, he likes to, to be
distant. Remember in succession, Lucas Madison says he's hiring a pain
sponge. This is the billionaire character. He doesn't want to deal with all the dirty
stuff. So he hired as a pain sponge. That's what Rupert Murdoch does. He has a lot of pain
sponges. How much of the Murdoch's really likes succession?
You know, succession is crazy. Of course, drama's always all are. You know, I'm a producer
on the morning show on Apple TV plus. And thankfully today showing the morning America, not as nuts as the morning show on Apple. But I think what
is true about succession is that when Rupert Murdoch dies, before adult children are going
to fight over the companies, and we don't know how that's going to play out. No one knows
how it's going to play out.
Uh, Rupert's retired, semi retired. Yeah.
Semi retired. It's it's taking effect this week, actually. Uh, Rupert's retired, semi retired. Uh, yeah, semi retired.
It's, it's taking effect this week, actually.
Uh, Rupert says he's still going to be actively involved.
But what he's doing is he's stepping aside from the boards of his companies because he
wants to show the world that he really believes in his son, Lockland, that he really wants
Lockland to be the face of the companies.
But for as long as Rupert is on this earth, he is going to be involved.
How much are these other networks that are going off into the further fringes of the companies. But for as long as Rupert is on this earth, he is going to be involved. How much are these other networks that are going off into the further fringes of the extreme
impacting Fox?
Well, I think they're all nipping at Fox's heels. They're all biting around the edges. And
none of those bites are fatal, but they're all kind of painful. They all hurt a little
bit. You know, newsmax and see banning and daily wire. You know, that's the network part of this story. And it's an echo chamber, right? If they
all say the same thing, if all a dozen different places, all tell you this guy is falling,
then you're going to start to look up and wonder. And that's ultimately why I think this
contributes to a real coarsening of the discourse and makes it harder for us to all go,
have things giving next week and actually agree on anything.
What do you view as the smartest things Fox has done
and the most evil of the things Fox?
Oh, I can't say evil.
What's the smartest thing they've done?
Look, they put it on a great TV show.
It just as a viewer, they light up the screen.
It's the same way you guys do.
The visuals, the colors, the effects,
the production values, Fox is very good at putting on a
good show and you know credit to them for that what's the worst part i think the worst part is
when Donald trump lost an election he said he he pretended to win it and fox fell along with it and
went along with the lie and promoted the lie and they promoted it for months to the point where
some people bought plain tickets flew across the country to Washington DC and stormed our capital.
I think that's pretty pretty bad. In retrospect, when you went through everything that you went through
and learned what you did about that part of the election and being complicit on helping something that felt like it was threatening democracy
What were the parts that made you feel a gas just as an American citizen never mind as a journalist
It here's what really drove me crazy when I was reconstructing this
Sean Hannity knew what was gonna happen, you know need to know let me let me refrails
I want to be polite to Sean Sean Hannity was worried about what might happen on January 6.
He was so worried that on New Year's Eve and again on January 5,
he's texting Mark Meadows, the White House chief of staff,
warning that Trump is getting bad advice.
He's getting bad information.
Don't you know, you've got Sean Hannity,
who is the closest of all of Trump's friends of Fox saying,
I'm really worried about the next 48 hours.
So I want to know, what was in Sean's head?
What did he hear from Donald Trump?
What did he think Trump was planning?
How much did Hannity know about the coup attempt?
Hannity's never talked about this publicly.
He's never revealed what he knows about Trump's state of mind.
But thanks to these investigations,
we've been able to read his text messages.
So we know he was worried about January 6th
That's the kind of stuff that grinds my gears because I you know, you have a responsibility if you're a broadcaster
Not just a journalist. He's not a journalist, but you know, he's a broadcaster
He's he's out there winning the trust of his viewers. He had a responsibility
I think to speak up and he didn't does he though?
I think he does I think he does because you does because we should all look out for each other.
This is about more than politics.
It's about more than red versus blue.
It's about having a shared reality.
It's about having common ground,
rather than watching us tear each other apart
and ended up with someone smear and feces in the capital.
The reason I ask does he have a responsibility
is because where are you drawing the line on that,
recusing yourself at that stage? Like where is it? Once you've gone down this path, you've,
I mean, you've shed a lot of the responsibility on everything you're doing.
You're 100% right, and then that's Hannity's brand. He is a Republican cheerleader. He exists
in order to defeat Democrats and electric Republicans. That's true. But I wish that there
were still aspects in our country and our society that were about more than just elections,
more than just about winning a policy argument. And I think when it comes down to this sense
of a prospect of violence, right? A violence might break out. That, to me, is an area where
we should put down our political weapons and try to calm nerves calm things down the name of the book network of lies
The epic saga of Fox News Donald Trump in the battle for American democracy. It is getting rave reviews as I said
You have a top five for us before you get out of here a top five. I do have a top five for you. Can you handle it?
Are you ready? Well, what's it about?
Five ways Fox engineers a radicalized audience. How's the audience get so radicalized?
I've got the ways.
All right. Number five.
Number five is shouting the lie and whispering the truth.
They're really loud about the lie and they only whisper the truth.
Number four.
That actually worked.
Avoiding inconvenient truths, you know, for example,
with the pro-life.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Avoiding inconvenient truths.
That's right.
Okay, I'm getting the hang of it.
Here's what they do.
When they're talking about pro-lifers, when they're talking about people who want to
expand abortion rights, they say, oh, they just must be brainwashed.
They don't want to accept the
inconvenient truth that actually a majority of Americans want that kind of freedom.
Number three. Number three, clip, clip, clip.
There it is. What they do is they clip these, you know, tiny out of context clips. Let's say,
you know, a fist fight in a, in a CBS or, you CBS or some argument on the street in San Francisco.
They portray cities in liberal areas as these hellscapes, as these armageddon, these apocalyptic
places just based on out of context clips.
Number two.
Number two, using the memory hole.
Go on.
They just bury stories down the memory hole. The stories that hurt
too much. Stories like Trump losing the election. They just pretend things they don't want
to hear about. They pretend they never happen. Number one. Number one. Respecting the audience.
This is the most or well-earned phrase in my my book the executives of Fox talk about we need to respect the audience
We need to respect the audience by not by not insulting them with the news of Biden's victory by not telling them how much Trump lost and of course
You get that by respecting the audience. They're actually disrespecting the audience. They're actually radicalizing the audience by trying to keep the truth from them
Brian, thank you for joining us and congratulations
on the book, sir. Thank you. Great talking with you. Likewise.
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stupidity. This is the Dalé Batars show with this two cats. All comedy needs a little bit
of tension in it. You gotta have a little bit of tension. We have escalated to a place where Billy Gill
and his iron fist are being tested by Stugots
and potential shirtlessness.
We have until Thanksgiving to get the payoff
of one hour of televised gut guts.
Bring your own guts.
I know this is all part of the one big set up
to get Stugots to take a shirt off, but Billy just took away
our golden helmet of life.
He did, dude.
You just said that's no longer a thing.
You guys haven't been following the rules.
You guys have been willing to do it.
We haven't done it.
You and Tony and the cheating.
You and Tony are the biggest cheater.
No.
There hasn't been a black helmet of death in there.
I looked, you took it out.
You and Tony are the biggest cheaters
of this game.
No, this game of investigation.
You should not be punishing us because you're a cheat.
What is your investigation show you? Last week, you and Tony are the biggest cheaters in this game. No, this game. You should not be punished to me, I mean, it's because you're a cheat. What is your investigation show you?
Last week, you and Tony's hands were in the bucket
at the same time that it's.
Tony's emerged with the yellow.
Wait, Mike, you want helmet by helmet?
No, I want helmet by helmet.
Really?
Excuse me.
It has not been pulled in two years.
Wait, wait, wait, it started getting suspicious.
It's been longer than that because if I'm gonna be honest with you,
I believe that helmet still lives in Alice and Turner's purse
and has been there since like 28th.
Oh my God.
Yeah, like that was taken out by her when things are getting out
of control with punishments and people were hot
and alive and she's like, okay, this is gonna be removed
so that there's no more, you know, ill will towards this segment and, you know, things are done on the up and up.
That was like a very parental moment, I'd say, by her, where she's like,
this can't exist anymore where people are just getting double death
because we may actually arrive on that store.
So that lived in her purse for some time.
What a breaking bit of news there.
Thank you, Billy, for your disclosure, for your honesty,
because we all just assumed that you were up to illegal cheating tactics and that you
were abusing your power as commissioner.
I wasn't even commissioner at the time that this was removed, but management stepped into
like guys.
Manage.
So getting a little cray. Who's management? Who was management?
I can't say. What? Is it Mike?
It certainly wasn't me more hospital
Like clad football deaths more on that Liam Chapman might put a grenade in there one time
I did the baby said it it was strong
We had a liability issue
We had a liability issue. I did not know about come on once Billy was a
Easily little hospitalization for eating it. It's just a good scare
Come on for him back in there either way the golden helmet of life is a good thing you can't take that away
You guys have been abusing the golden helmet. It's been you guys at a ridiculous
It's you and Tony no false hood
All right, and the Reaper is over here just shaking it. No, well the Reaper last week confirmed for us
The Reaper doesn't speak we asked him yesterday no questions
We asked were there nefarious high jinks involving Billy and Tony and the and the Reaper last week confirmed for us the Reaper doesn't speak we asked him yes or no questions We asked were there nefarious hijinks involving Billy and Tony and the and the Reaper gave it up the Reese the Reaper also
The Reaper's a snitch Reaper can't see what's going on and just kind of going along with all right
I don't want to discuss it anymore
I've got a see the Reaper at this point is overworked like the rest of us
So he's like I got to do something else here
So look at this I have video evidence right now and you don't want to get the
reaper's thought.
Video evidence of you.
Look you were handed a helmet.
It's in here now.
Oh, we were handed a helmet.
By the reaper.
That was not a live.
That was not live.
That was not live.
We were in Los Angeles.
You took advantage of us being in LA.
Not even slick, it's just like clear.
Well, okay, if we're gonna come clean about everything,
we could clean about that as well, if you'd like to.
And by the way, that punishment is no longer valid anyways,
because that's been like three months.
So the, the, the, yo, what is it?
Don't you cheat, you cheated.
But you cheated.
Well, no, okay, I don't know.
You cheated the game, you cheated yourself.
You and Dan weren't here, so you don't know what happened.
So when I'm looking at what happened. I'm telling you what happened
So I was in I was in there and this back room here a bunch of wise guys
Concocted this scheme in which Tony had a golden helmet in his sleeve
So Tony puts his hand in the bucket with the golden helmet in his hand in the sleeve that no one caught somehow and then
I'm sitting there with stugots and as everyone picks this group of jackals over here said you know what?
The Billy the Reaper is gonna hand you the Swap helmet take it and I'm like I'm trying to co-host
Which I was not told I was doing as I'm just there trying to do that and they no
You guys were a hundred percent were all in on this thing and told me in my head said as he was walking in and the Reaper can confirm that this is like we're all going down if I'm going down
Yeah, I'm gonna
I'm gonna sing like a carry you're surprised by this
You got put me in this unenviable spot where I have to then go and try to slickly get it out of his head
Which I got away with it. I had to get the swap out of his hand now that did happen
I will admit that that happened. And you know what?
I'm gonna be a big man.
And I will say, last week was 100% on the up and up.
And I know that it doesn't look good
because of things like that that happened
and Tony cheating in the past.
So this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna draw this week.
Even though I am safe for three weeks,
I'm going to say that that counted as that.
Just look at how I'm doing.
I'm gonna do it.
No one else.
Just stop cheating. It's not me. I'm gonna take this sheet. I'm telling them. That that counted as that just look at the helmet back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
It's not me. I'm gonna take it for this week. I'm telling my
So we're gonna go hold on hold on guilty by association
I don't even want to be associated with you could play the music and Chris
County will go to the bucket in a second. How many people are going to the bucket?
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Might have been more funny, Mrs. Goin' Now, back here,
just now, I don't even know what these guys are doing.
All right, I have the Seahawks
The Seahawks are
On Thursday against the Niners
Put that one back. What about there? You are six and a half point dog at you know
No, if you know Zelbo is okay. You know Brock Purtie just had a perfect pass or rating under dog helmet
Yeah, I'll get back to you
Cardinals are about the mystery of Tim Boyle
Let's see if I can run plus onele. The Bengals are plus one at home.
The Falcons are plus one at home.
Falcons are playing the Saints.
Cardinals are playing the Rams.
I like the Jags, guys.
Yeah, I was going to say.
Yeah, Texans are at home.
No, no, no.
I'm about Texans at home.
Texans, what I'm going to say.
That game I like.
I'm going to go Texans plus one and a half.
Yes.
Over the Jags.
Yeah.
Billy, go ahead and select.
Now, to remind everyone, I am kind of giving up my two weeks of safety to participate in the name of the integrity of the jazz. Yeah. Yeah. Bill and go ahead and select. Now to remind everyone I am kind of giving up my two weeks of safety to participate in
the name of the integrity of the bucket.
Chris Cody does he presently have a- I have the Brock.
That was Client.
That was Client.
All the Brockos are hot.
All right.
I'm putting it at home against the brand.
They're two and a half point favorite at home.
Oh, it's back in.
Wow.
That's the brand.
I like a second draw.
I don't care what it is.
They're fearless.
Look at you. I got the giant, so it's moving much faster.
You're getting a half point.
Oh, Patriots, though. They're playing the Patriots at home.
Winnable game. Three and a half point dog at home.
Tommy DeVito's been looking good.
They got the one week he looked good.
Two weeks. Is it two weeks that he's looked good?
Or is it one week that he's looked good?
My quarterback is Zach Wilson.
Any other quarterback looks good.
Tim Boyle.
I have.
Tim Boyle now, sir.
Indianapolis Coats, the plane, the time to be bucking years at home.
The R-A-20 favorite.
Give it.
You seem thrilled about it.
Really?
I think I like that over.
Boy.
Nobody asked you for your total Roy.
What are you going to do?
I'm not going to put it back.
A two and a half point favorite.
There aren't very many big favorites this week.
No, that's not big enough.
Oh, no.
Keep put back a big favorite.
He did.
The big apple, New York Giants, New York Jets, any New York team.
I'm going with a New York Rangers.
Damn, thank you very much.
All right, I'll find out who the new York Rangers is.
You don't even need any information?
Yeah, no, the New York teams right now.
Go ahead, Lucy.
I hate this bucket.
With the lights and the wig, I was just going to call you Jessica.
That's a fine.
That's a big fine.
We are.
Who's a blonde girl?
Texans?
Yeah.
They're at home against the Jags, one and a half point underdog actually.
I'll keep this.
Good job, Smeti.
Fine.
The New York Rangers are playing the Pittsburgh penguins on the road
Oh something fell out
Sorry, I'm not looking can you put that back in?
Sorry, sorry about that
Roy did that blindly why just he believes in the Rangers
We're definitely more than the Allen.
Wizard of Oz, helmet, I will take the Lions.
Okay.
Yeah, that was very quick.
The Lions are seven and a half point favorite home
on Thanksgiving against the Packers,
an aggressive pick by Mike Ryan.
Mike Ryan is deep in the gambling weed, Stugans.
He knows every game being played everywhere,
every hour, every underdog hour every underdog every value every
inefficiency. He's gambling again. Uh, Stu gots is going into the bucket right now to rummage. By
the way, while you're rummaging take your time. You're in it now with Swifties and Kelsey people
because your take from earlier people are putting it in your mouth. That's fine. I'm just trying to
help out a friend. He was just warning him about the thing.
I know I'm not going to do it.
I'm just saying, it's taking out Kelsey
because Kelsey is distracted.
I didn't take out Kelsey.
It is exploded.
It is now, it is, it is, it is,
Talk about how she just keeps releasing the same outfit.
A lip fuse through the internet.
She got this hot take going after one of these famous
and very handsome and popular Kelsey's.
The Browns. Oh, the what the browns are good
back underdog that's a good pick throwing it back two and a half point underdog
what's the name of the kid throwing for them these days what is the name of
their for them these days. What is the name of their point? The constant D D RT D T R D T R.
D T R. That kid show flack. Do not
resist the process of day DNR. The kid.
That's right. The kid is a kid. Kids scored 13 points last week.
I didn't say mobile. You said that mobile athletic. The
guy he should have said it. She says true athlete.
Stu got Steelers. Steelers are
Tony though. On the road. No Mac Canada anymore. Nougant, Steelers. Steelers are on the road. There's no Mac Canada anymore.
No, no, Joe Burrow.
I know, that was for Tony though.
One point, David.
Are you picking for Jazz, sir?
I got the cowboy.
Oh, Jazz, congratulations.
I'm picking for myself.
You're keeping that one.
Good job, man.
So, so you got to pick for everybody else.
Go for it. All right, here we go. You're picking for Tony. I danced a man. So, so you got to pick for everybody else. Go for it.
All right, here we go.
You're picking for Tony.
I danced a lot, so I'll pick for Dan first.
Dan's got the cowboys.
It's Jessica Tony.
This is Tony.
Cardinals.
One point for 100 dollars at home against the Rams.
It seems like a good one.
I'll keep it.
This is how it worked when you guys were in LA.
Yeah, no kidding.
This is with Billy Cheetah.
Yeah.
This is for Smettie.
I was forced cheating on me by this ring.
The Broncos for Smeti.
Oh, now half point favorite.
I'm not planning to play with the Broncos.
That's a keeper.
Two and a half point favorite.
Yeah, but then they had a kid at quarterback.
Yeah.
Dorian, something.
She had the Cowboys before though.
I'll keep it.
You tried to do that very dramatically.
It was not very dramatic.
Dan has the cowboys.
Dan has the Broncos.
Dan has the cowboys.
Stop doing this.
Okay.
Shirtless tomorrow.
Is it going to be the local hour?
Spicy slaw.
I have the worst angles.
Anyone in there, you do have a bad angle.
We've got our true.
Brother, I'm not sure there are any good ones left.
I got it, I got it.
I've got to be real with you.
I'm the one's the hot one.
You're in there, man.
You're systematically taking away the angles.
I want to hide, though.
But, but this is the worst of the angles.
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