The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Top 5 Vibes
Episode Date: February 6, 2024Billy made a huge mistake in guest booking that may come back to haunt him, and the show has a realization about tall people on Radio Row. Then, as Day 2 continues to roll along, the crew discusses sl...ang, Joe Biden (without Dan?), and the Circa showers as they welcome GoJo and Golic to the fold. Plus, we have a ton of Top 5s to deliver. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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So we have some interesting news
coming from an interesting source about Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift, according to Boomer Asaiuson.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Foremost Taylor Swift insider.
Boomer.
Boomer and Gio on WFAN in the mornings. Boomer is reporting that Taylor Swift insider boomer boomer and Gio WFAN in the mornings. Boomer is reporting
the Taylor Swift. If indeed she comes from Tokyo to the Super Bowl here in Las Vegas,
she wants all travel expenses paid for by the NFL as she should. Well, I listen to no,
I'm just laughing that Boomer of Cieson is the one who's making the mechanics behind
that. Like is she to I like the idea of Taylor herself texting Boomer.
Really? Yeah. Hey, boom.
Also, they're nickname terms.
I'm also I'm wondering if this is how the NFL is finding out or if like,
they officially like reached out to someone at the NFL.
Like Taylor texted Raj and was like, Hey, Raj, you want me there?
Like you got you got to get a pay. Right.
Yeah. But how does it get to Boomer?
That's what I'm really kind of focused on but she was like I got something
for you and a geo show brah who who else in the CBS Paramount family would it be
more ridiculous that they reporting Taylor Swift like I would never have
expected like it could be SpongeBob and I would believe that as much as boomer
Cieson reporting on Taylor Swift. Okay guys
Are you saying boomers that credible? I'm just saying like what like that? What's the connection to boo?
I mean, I guess it's CBS. There's the connection to CBS and boomer, but I just that's how I imagine
But Billy was very excited about SpongeBob. Well, yeah
So I have to let's let's have like it on on-air meeting here because there's also NFL news that we haven't discussed yet. Eric Biennami,
Cliff Kingsbury, all that. But you mentioned SpongeBob, so I'm kind of curious to see what you guys think about this.
So when we had a Veils and you know parents, you know, if you have kids, whatever, maybe switch for a second.
So we had a Veils and it was like the voices of SpongeBob and Patrick were available at Radio Row.
Right.
And I didn't say yes to that.
Why?
Because I didn't know and at the time we were trying to get people so like,
okay, this is kind of what I was figuring out is did I mess up and it seems like the answer is yes, I messed up.
I should have had the voices of Patrick and SpongeBob.
I'm more confused by you thinking that like you have to protect that the way when we talk about Christmas and that character like
I don't think any kid out there thinks like I'm more impressed
You think we know what the hell evils mean
You want to come on yeah kids knows bunch Bob's not real like you don't have to tiptoe around that
I don't know like I think but you just told kids to turn off the radio. I told the parents
What happened there, I'm sorry
So wait I have a question that about cartoon characters so like Chris you have a daughter. Yeah. Who's older, right? I'm very
What is she like?
Older she is older now. She's not a toddler anymore. She's old enough that like I like how do you explain?
I don't tell I don't tell her that bugs bunnies real. Well, that's my question
Cartoon on it also real people to her. I
That's a good question. See I guess I just kind of assume you had this conversation with her movies aren't real right
So, yeah, that's a good question. Let me call her. Do you think she thinks bugs is real?
I don't know. She's a chance. She does though still did I ever think bugs bunny was real man
This is now you guys got me doing a deep dive here on my own
It's a Super Bowl week. Well, it's what it's all about.
Eric B. enemy. Am I right? What happened? What happened to that?
Well, what happened to him? I mean, what's going on with him? Someone needs to do a deep dive on
what happened. Like what's wrong with Eric B. enemy that no one will hire him to be their
head. I mean, obviously we don't know him, but everything you read is that he is like on the harder side.
He's like hard on his players.
Like is it the Belichick thing
where that's not relating in this game?
Like could it be that?
Like what, he's been a guy that,
and then he just keeps not getting the gigs.
It's just odd.
So on that front and talking about him
and how he's harder on the players or whatever,
well, during the season when we would talk to Chris Sims
and the Chiefs, you know, when it looked like things weren't meshing well on the Chiefs
one of the things that was talked about is they dropped so many passes they look
like an undisciplined offense right and the conversation was they're missing
the enemy like he would not allow all these drops he wouldn't allow this
undisciplined like behavior on the team right right so like two superbows later
well yeah but that's no but the offense did look better
when he was running the offense. And Tyree Hill was there as well, but not there.
Right. That's fair. But it is interesting that he was Washington's offensive coordinator
and a guy who was a head coaching candidate for many, many years, no longer is. And in
fact, he has fallen so far that Cliff Kingsbury is taking his job.
His path has been equally as interesting because it's like, has he even been that great anywhere,
but he keeps getting gigs, be enemy doesn't, it's like, it's two interesting cases there.
It's really strange. And I think the strange that Cliff Kingsbury always has something like
this happen when he gets a new job, right? Yeah. Like before he went, didn't he accept the USC job?
And then five minutes later, he's like, psych. And then he went and he was like the Arizona Cardinals head coach
Yes, and then it seemed like he was gonna come here to Las Vegas is like
He was just a USC was he at Oklahoma before that that you're talking about he went from Oklahoma to Arizona and then USC right?
Oh, I'm thinking of the Oklahoma coach. Wow. I just got messed up Lincoln Riley he went from Oklahoma USC yes Super Bowl they looked at the way it's about the same guy as far as I can say he got too many options man
Kingsbury he's too player well that's the point why we have all these options
that Eric B. enemy does not right it's his hairline and his glasses combo and
that one picture in the draft this is the fireplace yeah that house what do you
think happened to it who do you think lives there now? Probably Kevin Durant.
Really?
Why do you say that?
Phoenix, Arizona.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Bradley Bill.
Okay, maybe.
It's the only person that can afford
that got that big old house.
Yeah, right.
That's the thing about having like a nice house,
it's like, wow, I'm gonna make so much money.
He's like, there's so many people
that can actually buy this house.
Yeah, but someone's gonna buy the house, right?
I mean, celebrity house too.
What do you think's the worst place? And Caleb? Shout out to, let's gonna buy the house. Yeah. I mean, celebrity house too. What do you think is the worst place?
Caleb?
Shout out to every, shout, let's get ahead of this.
Shout out to every city in the United States of America.
What do you think is the worst city to have a mansion in
because you're not going to be able to flip it for the right price?
Uh, Indiana.
Indiana.
Yeah, which of the top canes is the state, but.
Well, I was thinking more like professional sports.
Like Oklahoma City seems like one that it's like,
if you're not on thunder
What are you gonna? Yeah, that's boring. Yeah, go salute my res dogs over there in Oklahoma. Yeah
Are you trying to figure out which market you would buy a big house in and it would be impossible for you to make money?
Because Billy everyone's overpaying to begin with
Yeah, but there's guess what there's always gonna be and in Miami
There's like international money, too
There's always gonna be someone to overpay for a house in Miami. You're right always. No, you're right
I just had someone do it for my house
Yeah, that's I don't know
Why are you taking your eyes? I just
I mean they did
Portland I don't know what important and salute the time I have a show but no But I feel like you could buy low in Portland and Portland. I do not want to move to Portland. It's a little bit of a time-having show, but no
But I feel like you could buy low in Portland and sell high I do. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know
Portland have like a moment. Yeah, I don't know
I'm just trying to keep the conversation
Just observing radio row today,
man, if you're above average height
and you have three people walking with you,
you're somebody.
Well, I think you're somebody.
Even if you're not somebody.
A few times I've been like, man, I want to know who that is.
Just because they just have something going on with them
and they can't be short though.
Right. No, you cannot be short.
You can be short. You can be a short team.
I'm just saying, but you won't be like,
I'm not going to be like, oh, who is that?
I'm just going to be like, for he's saying they have to be standing over their
entourage. You're right. It actually works better if you are like a celebrity and a famous
person in your short because you're just looking for tall people that have handlers around
them. So if you're like a famous short person you can kind of go through. Yep. In. Exactly
hard probably couldn't walk through here. I mean, that's, you know.
But if he was surrounded by people who were way taller
than him, he could kind of navigate his way through here.
I think that Kevin Hart could walk,
if Kevin Hart walked through here with Kevin Durant
and he was walking next to him,
I think that Kevin Hart could go unnoticed.
Because Kevin Durant's next to him.
I get what you're saying.
Yeah.
Or Kevin Durant could go unnoticed. No. Really?
Because of his height. Yeah. I think you're probably right. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
Kevin Hart is a mega star, man. Yeah, but he could blend in with the crowd, I think,
if he's surrounded by crazy tall people. I don't think even surrounded by Kevin Durant, I don't think Kevin Horke can make it through here,
going unnoticed. I think that would be impossible. I mean, I was just saying a thing.
You were just having a conversation. Keeping the conversation going.
That's really all we do. That's all we do. What else do we do, if not that?
We talk. Yeah, that's what we do.
To the damn puppets. with us loot to the last guest
I had he was amazing. I gotta get into it was that Joe Dunham? No
Oh the ventriloquism was a Terry fader. Yeah
That's one of those things where yo, that's one of the things that guy goes around Terry fader and he and people are like
Is that Jeff Dunham like Jeff Dunham gets some promotion out of that guy being around you think so
Yeah, it's like when you see a car commercial it's like oh that Nissan commercials like no it was Toyota
Yeah, but it's like well they get some shine off of it. I take my mom. I said, oh, dude, it's been cool
Good Jeff Dunham over here. Yeah
Was she happy? Oh, yeah
You know what like that's the thing about truth, it's really not that important
You know what I mean? It's all about if your mom's happy then who cares if it's the truth or if it isn't
I've been saying that for years Billy. Yeah, the truth is overrated. Yeah. Well, just make someone feel good. Yeah
That's what you're all about that's what you're all about. Oh
My god, so fine buddy. I never never mind
There's a man walking around with a turtle on his hand. Let me say the
There's a turtle puppet going around radio row we're talking. Yeah, Okay? Whether you're a ventriloquist or just a crazy person
If you have a turtle on your hand, we're gonna talk to you. That's a rule
Yeah, if someone was walking around with their hand up a real turtle, that would be that probably be a crime. That'd be weird. Yeah
so
Dan's coming here tomorrow. No, he's not
How do we think that's gonna to go? Dan will be a radio. I don't think it's going to go. Well, he has to my
understanding, he has one interview scheduled, but I think that once he's
here, I don't know how you think he's going to do the car wash. You think he's
going to get I think that people are going to try to come and you know, well,
what's the one interview we have scheduled? Goalic. He's going on with
Goalic and Gojo. To my understanding,, yeah, I don't know what happened there.
I guess we couldn't get him.
We couldn't land the...
Tune in to hear Dan ask Gojo about his move tee from ESPN.
People, they'll see Levitar.
They'll want Levitar, right?
Wow.
Yeah.
We gotta get my boys on security though.
He came to be walking here.
I think he should.
I think he should walk through here, honestly, and see how many things he could do.
Yes.
I know, but he should.
It'd be good for Metalark.
It'd be good for the show.
I'd honestly sit down in the interviews with him to do some of them.
Yeah, you should. You should.
You have a lot of guests, but I would do it.
You guys, you really have Dan coming here, like coming here,
into a radio room, into the media center.
That's the word around town.
I don't think he's going to.
That's the word around town is that it's happening.
I don't, I don't see it happening.
And he's certainly not going into this pit right here.
He should go into that.
It's not happening. And on Wednesday, it's going he's certainly not going into this pit right here. He should go into
On Wednesday, it's gonna be lively. It's gonna be lively right in
I take it back I think he will be there because I never thought he would dress as nice as he dresses now
Yep, Harry look perfectly quaff today. I don't know. I see my boy might come in here with his shirt open
You think that on this hill there's some talk that he has a stylist you believe that or no
Got to know he got a stylist you believe that or no gotta know he got a style is his valor is salute
but you get a style is he got a man right just like the clock stopped in his podcast
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of Fans Hearts. a fan's hearts. So we're here. Yeah, we're here Billy. I mean is that your new move Tuesday radio
row it's picking up. Can we pan out somewhat I guess this is how you know
radio row and Super Bowl week has begun I saw early this morning Bryant Billick
and Mike Smith the former Falcons head coach with beautiful white hair walking
together down Radio Row.
That's what it's all about, Billy.
There are more people at tables today than yesterday.
Yeah, yes, yeah.
100%.
Later today, it's gonna be busy,
but that's not how we were gonna start today.
No.
So Chris called something mid, and I asked Chris
if he was like the demographic
that should be calling things mid,
because I was taught earlier today what an e-boy is,
and I was getting a lot of like social media information and slang that the kids are talking about today's
two gods and how all of that works and how you make money how a dog made
$30,000. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the dog made way more than $30,000. On one post.
Just one post. $30,000. Yeah. Oh, also since we're here and I know that this isn't
what we should be doing but should we all be making our official gold drill and goalic Super Bowl predictions and put it on the board?
I mean that's supposed to be Friday, but I guess we can bet well it's there
You know what I mean? I feel like maybe we just on the show
Well, they ask you for your prediction, and then they put it up there. Yeah, but like just want to put them up there
Yeah, it's there. I mean why not make use of the board. Yeah, right one out
There's three predictions already on here, Smetty being one of them.
I was the first one, by the way.
Not very eventful, not very exciting these predictions here.
I did not step outside of the box for mine.
I also went first.
So I didn't want to be the first person and also make a crazy prediction.
So I did the basic 27-24-49ers.
But then, Mike Lombardi and Stormy both copied me.
So now we all look like we're...
Did they go first? Yours was at the bottom and you just
Rearranged the order of those to make it look like you went first. No, I actually went first. I was the first guest
Yeah, I wanted I want to do one. So you just walk over and do it. Yeah bad Super Bowl predictions
What's an e-boy by the way? It's an internet boy. It's like a guy who posts like when I boy
No, it's a good boy It should be I boy. Yeah, it probably should be I boy
But it's like people who are like really online
But not like the way we're online where it's like kind of like posting like thirst up
It's a little embarrassing. You don't want to be a boy. The question is in the target and going to shaft and I J
That hurts. Let me make one. Yeah, the question is are Gojo and Golik going to leave our cards up here?
Or when their show starts, will these magically be gone?
I know they ain't gonna leave my damn card up here.
Billy stole my thunder.
He's gonna go Chiefs, isn't he?
He's gonna go Chiefs.
That's $1.20.
I like that.
$41.27.
But now he's the first one to pick the Chiefs on the board, at least.
That's where I was gonna go.
The rare 41 burger.
Yeah. All right. I'm gonna go make my pick. We're playing a little too safe right now with
the Gojo and Golik official picks, you know? Yeah. I'm gonna put mine up. Yeah.
Is this normally how it works? You just invite yourself to make picks and go and pick things for people.
Well, they left their easel here, so we're entitled to. Yeah. I feel like when you're like, you know,
you're a kid and you're growing up and you're at home and you leave stuff
out and your parents do something to prove a point, throw it away or whatever, that's
kind of what's happening here.
Did your parents ever do that to you?
My wife, I think, throws things away of mine or gives them away.
We had a situation where we had a leak, so we had to tear up the whole floor and the
walls and all this stuff.
I remember this saga. Yeah so like when that was going on we were staying at my
mother-in-law's house so now we're in a situation where things are missing and I
don't know if they've been given away because the excuse I get is like oh
they're probably still at my mom's house. Yeah. And then when I go to her mom's
house I'll like do things that look super
sketchy where I'm just walking around. It's quiet and I see that everybody's busy. So
I'll just go for little walks around the house and open closets and see if I find my missing
things. Exactly right. I go on little treasure hunts for my own things. And then it looks
weird because it's like, well, why are you in my mom's room going through her closet?
I'm like, I'm missing a jacket. I want to see if that's maybe where it ended up. You
know what I mean in your wife's
defense there's something very satisfying and cathartic about throwing away an
article of clothing that you hate when you're significant other wears so yeah
so I just needs to happen you don't need to tell them that it's happening but I
got new clothes after the fact I got new clothes recently and I told my wife
she's like you can get that but you have to get rid of like two things.
And I was like, okay, fine, because I got two shirts.
I'm like, one in, one out.
Yep.
I said, I made a good compromise here.
I said, you know what, if I can get these two shirts,
I'll get rid of three shirts.
Whoa.
So we were making, we were making,
what happened is when I got home,
I realized I hit her.
Jess, you know the answer.
I realized I already got rid of the two shirts that I had told her I was going to get rid of. So then I. Yeah. So now I was up three. But I gave away two hoodies. Well, how many sports hoodies do you think? Oh-4. Wow. What a get by Gojo.
You guys had Biden on?
Two safeties?
Two safeties, right?
That's crazy.
Wow.
Gojo approves.
He likes it.
Amazing.
Apparently, Joe Biden was in town this weekend because they shut down the airport.
He was here to do Gojo.
He was here to do Gojo.
He was here to do Goluk and Gojo.
And Lucy just hopes everyone has fun.
That's even safer than my prediction. Everyone's having fun with my pick.
Did you guys go to a media night last night? Yeah, we sure did. Yeah, was it fun?
That thing was off the chain. Was it really? I've never heard someone say that media night was off the chain, but okay brother what you mean?
I was mingling with the greats. You feel me? It was so many illustrious stars
Just rocking around getting interviews salute everybody involved salute our camera Danny B. Oh my god
He's a phenomenal camera guy as well as Kirsten man salute to salute to the people involved
I love Kirsten. My sister Jessica Smetana she had the all black on looking like Catwoman.
I mean she was in the movies yesterday.
Catwoman.
Hun, Jenny, Vrentaz they had it going on. Y'all should have seen them man.
Salute everybody.
Thanks Juju. It was actually Stugots. I didn't really have any obligations there.
Like Juju and Chris were doing most of the content last night.
But I went because I wanted to see the stadium because we're not staying for the game.
Sure.
And I've heard so many great things about the stadium that
they're playing in. It was, I was, yeah, it was very nice. Yeah. Awesome. Who is the
sad person? Like every team, every one of those I've gone to, there's always a sad guy
at a podium that no one wants to talk to. I didn't really, I imagine with the chiefs,
like everyone was around Kelsey, right? And Mahomes, obviously. I didn't really see that many.
Mike Fendt has just said Nick bolted in my ear.
I was going to say, I didn't really see that many empty podiums last night,
but I guess there was one.
Yeah.
It was it was kind of to the point that it sounds rudely like,
how did we have extra extra podiums?
Like, how did Nick end up on one of these?
It's it's not the podiums that are this.
The sad things are the guys that are walking around that like want to be interviewed.
But that's also a sad thing.
No, I'm not sad. I'm not saying sad.
I'm just saying, yeah, they're about to play in the Super Bowl.
It's not like, no, I'm with Chris.
I don't like the status of the whole thing.
No, there are certain guys on podiums.
I mean, it's a team sport, right?
But imagine if Mahomes is walking around like, you know, not at a podium.
He's the mob around him would be crazy.
So there was a guy on the chiefs I believe is when the Chiefs were doing media
availability. So like it's very crowded on the floor and you're kind of just
trying to get through everything and then everybody's doing interviews so
you're hoping not to get in people's shots like just not you know be a
jerk. You just walk straight through all the shots but you're trying not to do
that right. So I'm like zigging and zagging in and out of things you're like
excuse me excuse me and there's like this guy in front of me. And then I
realized like, oh, this is one of the players, like, because he's wearing like
the tracksuit that they wear. They all have the same tracksuit and they just
have like their little number here, like by there, you know, right? Okay. So this
guy, this guy's there and he's like, excuse me, excuse me. And he's like moving
very like slow through the crowd. And I think he was like FaceTime. He's like on
the phone or something, but like you could tell he's trying to make his way
around. And I realized he's a player and I was I was about to
Time on showing back dude. You're playing in the Super Bowl tell these people to get the hell out of your way
Like this is for you. This is your moment like everybody move for this person
I don't know what was because I couldn't see his number
He's a little shorter than me. It was here by his hip
But I was gonna tell like tell him to get the f out of the way like get out of your way
Stop saying excuse me to all these people who are presenting we saw a thing where they were presenting
It was a Jimmy Kimmel show. Are you saying he was shorter than you? No, yeah
Oh number I will say like you when you when you go to a football game
And you're on the sideline and the football players are in their pads
You're always like wow these guys are huge
But then when you're just like they're in like track suits and you're walking around like yeah
Like you kind of all blend in with each other. I saw a no kind ofConnor walking around here yesterday that didn't I'm sorry it did not look like
an NFL player.
No way.
It's sorry.
You recognized him.
I did.
I was a mustache.
He's also wearing a bounty Letterman jacket.
So he kind of stood out a little bit.
Bill you were headed somewhere I'm sorry Jimmy Kimmel I think.
Oh yeah so Jimmy Kimmel his guy Guillermo was there and they presented I think it was chase young with like this just like
Three foot tall like vase looking thing filled with different types of beans
Yeah, so you could see like different layers of cooked beans that they were just presenting to players
Yeah, like baked beans were in there
It was it was it was odd beans. I'm sure it will make sense when it airs.
Top five beans?
Ooh, top five beans.
Baked beans would be at the top.
All right, I'll have to think about that.
I also want to do top five Guillermos.
Who said that?
I'm just saying, like, is Billy Gill in the top five Guillermos?
I just, I've been trying to talk about, like, the showers at our hotel and how great it is.
And I was going to say, like, the shower heads are so good.
And I was like, I need to be careful because I work with children.
My favorite was Chris Cody this morning told us because we had to get up really really early obviously all of our backs hurt from walking so much
Chris Cody said he laid on the bench in a shower. Sideways. Sideways. And we all believed him for like five minutes.
I turned the thing towards me a little bit. It was delightful. my shower ain't shit. They got
What do you got the handicap?
Yeah, you're right Billy I have to be careful
Just isolate that I like the wand please
No use for the one
Man they gonna give me this handicapped room on black history month. How dare y'all?
Stu there was one person at media night last night that I was I wanted to go up to an ass and I got scared who?
Spags
There was just like and he was being so friendly with the other media like it wasn't anything he was doing right?
I just like had a like you know, I was gonna ask like, I was gonna be like,
what can you, what do you coordinate better than defense?
Like, you know, are you good with time?
Other than Patrick Mahal,
he is the most important person there.
I literally chickened out.
I was like, I can't do it.
And I just walked away.
What so, Jiu-Jitsu?
Are you saying that Spagg is the second most important G?
At 100 and 30 cents.
He had a big crowd.
And he was one of the floor guys.
He was walking around, but had like a big mob of people
around the whole time.
Yeah.
Who else would you put at number two?
Andy Reed?
Chris Jones, maybe?
I don't know.
Travis Kelsen might be in there.
Spags is Taylor Swift?
The sum of the parts that Chris Jones makes up.
That's a Pacheco.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's very important.
I'm going Spags.
I asked Patrick Mahomes did homes did Travis Kelsey invent the fade
Dude, and he said he did not
Juju's you'll see the video so juju and Chris were the ones that were kind of like doing all the work
There's us were just like yeah, I'm like taking it in really just looking at the stadium, which was cool
I'm gonna tell you something's to God's yes
This is something that you only get from people that
were there last night as professionals. Right. So the field
is outside and it's like, you know, growing or whatever.
It's inside. Inside. They had like turf that was like very
uneven. They could they cannot play on the field that's inside.
So the field is outside. So it's to be taken care of so people
are not messing it up. It was raining. There's a tarp there.
There was a bubble underneath like, guys, the field may be an issue. I'm telling you right now.
Wow, slow track.
The field may be an issue.
He's pushing on us back and the like what he sees.
Taking the under.
The field may be an issue at this game, I'm telling you right now.
You dropped a dookie.
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All right, I have my top five beans. We'll get to that in just a second. Chris, yesterday told us what we need to be talking about every single day at the Super Bowl.
Yesterday was units. Today is what, Chris?
Head coaches. You got one game for your life.
Ooh, fellow check.
You got one game for your life. Woo.
Bella check.
Andy Reed.
Juju actually snuck in a great nomination yesterday.
McVeigh should be in this conversation, I think.
It's Tom.
Are those the top four?
Hold on.
Coaching a game for your life.
I'm confused.
I thought we had to just talk about the coaches that are
coaching in the game today.
We're not just playing coach games.
He intended it.
Yesterday I said that they're the top two coaches.
And then we thought about Tomlin, McVVay, I think are those the top four
Tomlin McVay
Shanahan and Andy Reid. I don't know that's the Mount Rushmore. No, I don't think I want to put Kyle Shanahan there. No
Can I can I make another one a Super Bowl Chris a media night report? Sure an official Guillermo's media night report
Put the graphic right underneath here
Kyle Shanahan looks like he's over this an official Guillermo's media night report, put the graphic right underneath here. Kyle
Shanahan looks like he's over this. You saw him on the stage yesterday, all the pageantry,
everybody's having fun. He was walking and he was just like, why am I here? This is so
stupid. He did not seem like he wanted to be at that last night.
How was Andy Reed? Did he?
Oh, he loved it. He ate all that up. Yeah. He seems to like it. But he's also like, he's
at the point in his life in his career
He might retire he has the two Super Bowls. He's there every year. He's like yeah, I'm gonna have fun
This isn't a big deal where like Kyle it felt like he's there and he's like this is a redemption game for him
You know what I mean? Like he lost the last time he was there
It's a business trip
We have people like Stu God's putting on his top eight lists of people with the most pressure remaining in the playoffs two weeks ago
And I feel like he hears those things and it gets to him and he's like, you know what? I really got to win this game
I don't have time for you know these shenanigans tonight
He's moved up to number one on that list
He has the most pressure of anyone on the field on Sunday. Couldn't it just mean that he meant business last night?
Yeah, it's a business trip. Yeah
Five of like I don't want to talk to the media. I'm too smart. I don't want to deal with you. It's what I said. You're looking at that negatively like he's not into this. No, he didn't want to be there.
He has this vibe of like, I don't want to talk to the media. I'm too smart. I don't
want to deal with you. It's like, get over yourself, man.
Wow.
I mean, I said it.
Would you have had that opinion if I didn't say that you looked last night like you didn't
want to be there?
Probably not. Probably because, you know, he's Chris Sims' best friend. I don't want to
offend him, you know? That Sims gets mad at me, but really gets mad at you.
You're fine. Yeah.
So you didn't want to rip him.
So you did. If Billy never brought the name up, I probably would not have ripped them.
Well, it's coach day. We have to talk about them today. I have a question for your top
five. Give yourself to Chris. There's another Super Bowl winning head coach. You're not
putting on this list and it's Sean Peyton. What are we doing with him? Wait, what list
is this? This is the top current head coaches. Yeah. Got it. Is there anyone that should
be in that top five? He won a Super Bowl there
Listen if you look at the resume Mike McCarthy has had the same coaching career as
He's won 12 games the last three seasons in Dallas, but they have choked in the playoffs
Historically if we're doing it by Super Bowls though like vibes matter those two gots. Yeah, vibes matter
My vibes to Mico Ryan's that's
Great vibes yes, sir ski. Are you putting them in your top five right now? Yes?
Juju can we get a top maybe can we get a top five vibe lives from you? I got you
Is Mike Daniel in there? Top five coaches.
Not far.
Do we still have good vibes about?
That's why I feel like at one point in the season,
McDaniel would have been at least on the vibes list.
But he's not even the top Mike McDonald,
McDonnell, McDaniel in the league anymore.
Who?
I'm talking about this Seattle's new coach.
They have like the same name.
I got it.
Wait, is Andy? Are we saying Andy reads the best coach in football right now? I'm saying it. Yeah. I mean, that's funny, man. If you read like five, six years ago was the guy who couldn't with the
big game. You can't, you can't manage the clock. He doesn't know how to do timeouts.
Ridiculous. He did the punt kick. Funny. With the little helmet. You just add a little Mahomes
into that recipe. They taste great. Now you got to stew. Well, no, that's the difference. Funny. With the little helmet. You just add a little Mahomes into that recipe.
They taste great.
Now you got a stew.
Well, no, that's the difference.
Right.
Like, Mahomes would have won with any coach.
You guys agree with that, right?
It doesn't matter.
No, if you were on the Bears, no Super Bowls.
If the Jets, something would have happened with the Jets.
No, I think even, I think quarterbacks like that can even overcome.
The Bears, no one can overcome the Bears.
The Bears, the Jets.
What do you mean? I mean, Jared golfed it it in Detroit so I think the take might be hey my
homes you want to impress me what I'm a traitor to the jets what did Jared got
doing Detroit stew I mean Detroit was a lousy organization forever
and a decent quarterback made them have he doesn't have any that's a fair point
you're at your own personal record book game. But you don't think if I put my homes on the jets, the jets are great?
They'll be great.
Not what Adam Gaze was there, buddy.
Oh, man.
How do you guys feel about the World Cup going to MetLife?
Oh, my God.
I cannot believe that they picked MetLife.
It is in the middle of a parking lot in New Jersey.
But like they're going to play on natural grass, I would assume.
They can't play on the turf that injures all the football players.
Yeah, no way.
There's no way.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It is like one of the most difficult stadiums to get to from the major metropolitan area
near it.
But Jess is right.
They put big events there and they sell it as New York.
It is the furthest thing from New York.
It is literally built over a garbage dump
in Northern New Jersey.
Like it's a disgusting area.
And it's hard to get around there too.
Yes. Yeah. Traffic's very hard.
Yeah. Yeah. I have top five beans if you guys want.
Oh, I definitely want that.
What are you doing? Top five coaches?
No, Juju was doing top five.
Five coaches. Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Speaking of that, I got number five.
I got number five ready for you right now.
Number five. You want to go. So want to go dueling? Yeah we can't go dueling. All right you go first
with your fifth vibe okay. Yes sir. All right. Number five. John Harbara. Yeah. Strong. Really
vibe. I like how he dances in the locker room with his players. But the vibes right now are like
pretty bad. But as far as his teammates and his team and like I don't judge him for the last game the whole season I
did you see the hard-knock episode where the Ravens had to play them
dolphins it was a movie yeah oh my god so I think he still has my vibe to I
think to juju's point Harbaugh like regardless of how they early act they
keep not getting today FC championship game but no one's really
questioning Harbaugh and all that but juju if Lamar Jackson goes his whole career in Baltimore never wins a Super Bowl like that's on John Harbaugh, right?
He's on the pie you would think especially not running the ball and all that other scheming
Problems they had with that last game with Patrick Mahomes and the boys. So yeah, I would think I would think five years from now
If Lamar Jackson still has a won a Super Bowl Harbaugh is no longer the coach
You would have to yeah. Yeah You'd have to wonder. Did you guys see that Jim's son
Jay was hired by the University of Washington? Hard worker. How does that go?
No, I thought he went to the Seahawks. The Belichick son had hired. Belichick went to Washington.
He got hired before his dad did. That's it. To be the DC at Washington.
Well, that's it.
I messed it up.
There's a lot of Nebo babies in Seattle.
They work hard.
I think Belichick's happy with that.
I don't think he really wants his son on his staff.
And so he was like, all right, he got another job.
And I'm the hire robot.
That's why he didn't take a job.
Wow.
That's a theory.
I'm more curious about the Harbaugh.
And like if he thought, like Jay Harbaugh thought like, oh, sweet.
Like we're going to the chargers. And he's like, we thought like oh sweet like we're going to the chargers and he's like
We're not going anywhere
Good luck buddy
All right, juju give us the rest of the list wait
Number five Billy B
Number five Brad Pitt as Billy Bean or just Billy B. Okay Billy B
Number four D'Amico Ryan's. Yes, Billy. Number four. Number four. Demico Ryan's. Yes. Yes, sir. Really? Only four.
I thought it'd be one. I mean, what have you done for me lately?
But it's also mixed with a year only in coaching.
So here we are. Number four. Butterbean.
You're just going to go for the joke the whole time. The entire time.
Just two more to go, Chris.
Three more.
No, one is just your spoiler alert.
Number three, Mike M. Dan, you baby.
Yes, thank you.
I didn't know if you were like, shut up.
He's not on it, or I'm going to put him on it.
Billy, you like that vibe?
I mean.
He's got a vibe, Billy.
He's a TikToks coach.
They love him.
I think the vibe is better when you're like, you know,
10 and 2, put up a second point. Yeah. He's a Tiktok coach. They love him. I think the vibe is better when you're like, you know, 10 and 2, but you know, 7 and 8 points.
Yeah, that's kind of, you know.
I don't know if it's annoying, but it's like.
They got to win a playoff game this upcoming year
and with you.
But as of right now, vibes are still high.
They got to have a ball game.
Just off.
That's what I said this year.
I know the expectations keep going.
Lower and lower.
Further down.
This year, I said you had to win one game for it
to be a good season
It wasn't good season so number three mr. Bean
I got a home girl that look like mr. Bean
Sidebar what neither here nor there?
Mrs. Bean
What about number two? Yeah, number two Andy Reed. Yeah, you dig I love see that's just five see
Yeah, see the vibe and his coaching. He's on both lists. He a player.
You know what I mean? He on switch. He went to Hawaiian
shirts. He's hamburgers. He got his wife. Like I love that.
That's a vibe. And he going in dad with his players. I love
that so much. You did. The little finger run. He's great.
He giggles at the end. This guy is the best coach in the NFL
and second best on your top five. Vibe list and he couldn't win the big game at the end. This guy is the best coach in the NFL and second best
on your top five Vibe list.
And he couldn't win the big game six years ago.
This is annoying.
The Vibe list.
It's all because of my home.
It doesn't have anything to do with the video.
We're not asking about the vibe six years ago,
Steve Watts.
I know you're right.
We're dealing in today.
You're right.
Sorry about that.
Number two, Beanie Wells.
I was just trying to do it.
The fanfare?
Thank you, Chris.
Get up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Number one, with the coach with the best vibe
in the entire NFL, no questions asked.
Head coach, Mike Tomlin.
Hell yeah.
I see you big brother.
He is always the man, bro.
Cut your eyelids off.
You did.
Cut them off, man.
Do you remember they asked him the question
at the end of the season? look the sis who asked that question
The contract is coming
My T salute bro baked beans
You're a baked beans to guys I am big
Just leave it right there.
What do you mean me for?
You have two minutes left.
Yeah, we still have two minutes.
Because you still have two minutes to do it.
Yeah, it's about to take off.
We still have two minutes to show to do it.
I don't know.
I understand that.
But you just like Billy loves to do this.
He just leaves me.
He just leaves me in this like, and we're back.
You just go, and I'm up.
Just silence.
This is what I say.
Let's do that and say. I am baked. Yeah.
He goes, that's the perfect ending.
He goes, I'm a baked bean. Let's leave it right there.
And the point is, it's holding up to it.
It's like we still got two minutes to do here.
I'm a little worried about you.
It's Tuesday. You seem tired because she said baked bean.
I just said I'm baked.
Like that's it. I mean, the lot going on radio. How do I feel about the refried bean? I don't like the refried bean.
I mean, come on. It's a strong bean. Really?
The bean and cheese burrito from Taco Bell. It used to be like 80 cents. I don't know
if that's still how much it cost, but I used to, I moved off of that in college.
Cheese and bean and rice. Give me something. Thank you. I didn't say it. You're lucky I
didn't say it. Fast food prices in general are outrageous.
So expensive. Outrageous. Don't get me started. I didn't say it. You're lucky I didn't say it. Fast food prices in general are outrageous. So expensive.
Outrageous.
Don't get me started.
I just spent $6 on a Starbucks coffee.
It was just in his process shop.
I spent $9 on a sandwich here.
I spent $3 on a cup of water.
Yeah, but you had to pay for water.
I'm going for water.
Wait, are you serious?
Here?
Yeah, in black history month.
I was going to say.
That's outrageous. Could I end it there?
Jesus Christ. What bad if we're running out of steam at seven o'clock?
No, we just we've had two perfect endings. I wish we would.
Third time's a charm to get to it. What is your go to fast food late night
when you're hung over like when you know
You're gonna be hung over the next day. I always go burger cake chicken sandwich because it's warped all the alcohol
Yes, I go Chinese delivery because it's
Tea bezel
I'm baked
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