The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Yeah, I'm Coming

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

UNLV is undefeated, but they're losing their starting quarterback to a NIL dispute. Tony has the details. Then, Dylan Raiola and his brother look too much like the Mahomes brothers, the Cote family is... headed to Fantasy Fest, and Jeremy makes one last effort to get the crew interested in baseball as the video team fails him. Plus, Billy's smell check and today's edition of Against the Spread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:20 Jersey City, New Jersey, please drink responsibly. This is the Don Leventor Show with the StuGuts Podcast. Guys, UNLV is 3-0 in football for the first time since 1984. The running Rebels are undefeated. And Dan, you're asking, why are you bringing up UNLV? I don't even know what conference they're in. I think they're in the Mountain West by the way. Were you asking it? Let's confirm that. I'm asking both of those things. I think they're in the Mountain West to answer your second question but the reason I'm bringing it
Starting point is 00:01:55 up is we're having something that is unprecedented. Matthew Sluka, their starting quarterback, good player, came from Holy Cross, did did four years of Holy Cross came over to UNLV Has a 20 to a 5 touchdown interception ratio has the running rebels playing good ball all the sudden today decided I'm gonna redshirt Reason I'm not getting paid what I thought I was gonna get paid from the NIL collective of the you know What a time in rebels Three games in so he's played the three games They've won the three games,
Starting point is 00:02:25 and he's sort of holding out with leverage. Exactly. He's not holding out. He played four years at Holy Cross, right, and then came here and then played three games and is now gonna red shirt, so it's gonna be a sixth year or something like that. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:02:36 So you're seeing a lot of that where guys will play four years at a school, and then they wanna see, hey, can I play at a bigger school, play bigger time college football, and that's what happened with this kid. He has played three games, they are 3-0. UNLV has not given him what they promised
Starting point is 00:02:50 they would give him, and this kid has decided to redshirt. He has decided that he will sit out the remainder of the season. College football has been, it always was a business, it has become a business right in front of our eyes. It's amazing. And so I am wondering, I couldn't botch it, I tried to. And so I was thinking like, the Canes, man,
Starting point is 00:03:10 I hope they're paying Cam Ward everything they promised they would pay Cam Ward, because Cam Ward, he'll quit before the playoffs if they don't. What's the business discrepancy? What's the amount? So he's not holding out to get more money. Essentially what happens is he says that he was verbally promised a minimum of $100,000.
Starting point is 00:03:28 All he has received at the moment, according to Pete Thamel, is a $3,000 relocation fee. And then the university came back with a contract that said they would pay him $3,000 a month, which would amount to $12,000, which is $88,000 short of what it is that he said he was verbally promised to commit there. That's what he's gotta learn. All these students who have not taken the finance classes, that verbal promises don't mean anything. Like, you've gotta get that down on paper, otherwise it's just a threat.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Well, you say verbal promises don't mean anything. I saw Clinton Portis was on a podcast the other day, and how he committed to the University of Miami was they took him to a strip club and while they were out with him at the strip club and evidently he was getting a lap dance, he shouted I'm coming. He was asked, he was asked are you coming? Phrasing. Yeah, he was asked are you coming? Obviously to the University of Miami, right? Are you coming? And he said, yeah, I'm coming. And so the next day coaches started talking to him and saying, congratulations on committing to the school. And that's not what he meant. He didn't mean he was coming to the school.
Starting point is 00:04:36 That's how that's the other verbal agreement work. But if, if this kid is redshirt and how is this not a holdout? Because is he going to come back to UNLV if he gets the money or he's gonna red Shirt and then play somewhere else when he gets his red shirt year. I didn't even know that you could play the first three games I thought that you basically lost your red shirt ear faster than that back in my day you play one game You lose your red shirt one play I thought four games now that you can read you could play three games and then after that you can redshirt once you hit the fourth Game is when you're now unable to redshirt according to Thamel
Starting point is 00:05:09 He reevaluated his options and decided to play elsewhere next year and the redshirt will allow him to play a full spring and a new At a new school and develop with a trainer this fall That is overt we have 27 year old athletes roaming around universities playing with and against 18 year olds. It's absurd! The kid from Oklahoma State's like 19 years old like he's played nine seasons of college football I think. The University of Miami has tight end who has played nine seasons McCormick.
Starting point is 00:05:40 And I heard the other day that there was a college game that had quarterbacks starting that were an average, like an age between them of 56 years old or something ridiculous like that, and then you had two rookies starting in the NFL who were much younger than that because college football has become professional football. That was the Utah game,
Starting point is 00:06:02 and had Cam Rising started that game, the combined age of those quarterbacks, he did not by the way, would have been like 49 years old. And there was an NFL game which had two starters that were 44. Well the business of this is super interesting from a number of angles. I know that people generally don't like ratings talk, but do you guys find interesting that what Fox College
Starting point is 00:06:24 football is doing on Fridays they got a number for the game between I can't say Nebraska and Illinois yeah was a World Series Friday night number was like four million I was like it peaked at five million and then at the same time on ESPN you had Syracuse Stanford and that got like a million. So what Fox is doing on Fridays with the business of this is getting a monster number because they've inserted some football on Fridays. And even if it's Nebraska-Illinois, it ends up getting five times the number of Syracuse-Stanford
Starting point is 00:06:59 on ESPN. Could be a little misleading because I think Illinois won that game in a huge upset. So maybe people were just like, oh upsets going on here but it's still impressive what it peaked at five million but was already a four million and i was surprised to see the discrepancy look man when i'm looking for college football all of my life when when is he says back in my day yes p m tends to be where i go when foxes tried to change the game on
Starting point is 00:07:22 college football not just on saturday, but they're taking a game. The games they're taking would fall into a Saturday and get totally lost, totally lost. On a Friday night, like you've got a bunch of people wanting to watch television and you've got the only, probably only significant college football game on and it's a major network, you don't have to, because some people just don't have ESPN anymore. so you've got it right there on Fox why not?
Starting point is 00:07:47 By the way that Nebraska quarterback who looks like and acts like Patrick Mahomes all that stuff is great right up until you lose I mean if you're gonna do that don't lose okay because Mahomes never loses. I mean he lost a bunch in college. The idea that that kid whose name escapes me it's like, thank you, he looks like Patrick Mahomes and is pantomiming his pregame routines in a way that's obvious. It reminded me of the way that Kobe used to pantomime speaking like Michael Jordan because he obviously Mahomes is the icon that you're learning from and he's actively doing things that make him physically look like Patrick Mahomes
Starting point is 00:08:30 when he's warming up, how he's wearing his hair, but he's denying that he actually is doing that when it seems obvious that that's what he's doing. Coby denied, didn't he? He didn't say he was trying to mimic or trying to do everything exactly the way say the way MJ was but he absolutely did in the Mahomes family cosplay situation We have Dylan Riola who's the quarterback at Nebraska?
Starting point is 00:08:53 So we can put up that that picture that we had on video He's to the left looking exactly like Patrick Mahomes would dress to a pregame situation to the right is his brother Who's committing also to Nebraska who looks like Jackson Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes' brother. So now they're both. He looks like he ate Jackson Mahomes. I'm just saying Jackson is much skinnier. This guy's like a football player. I'm saying Jackson is not as jacked as this guy. This guy looked like he swallowed all of Jackson Mahomes. You were... Hey yo. Jackson.
Starting point is 00:09:24 You're body shaming him. No, you're okay. I'm body shaming that guy. He looks jacked like I was not calling that guy fat I'm sorry guys the guy who looks like Jackson when you say that someone ate someone else generally. That's a fat joke Speaking of which behind me what is that the screen is Greg Cody clearly Greg Cody clearly enjoying himself at Mardi Gras. And the Cody's, are all the Cody's going to Fantasy Fest in Key West or are you just going, Chris? I'm just going, my dad, not surprisingly, has been many times though and has kinda given me the scouting report of how I will, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:04 anyone you wanna see without a lot of clothes will have clothes on, and the people you don't wanna see naked will be naked. So I'm a little regretting going, but. Why? I don't know, cause I. Who talked you into this? It's a group of friends going.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I'm gonna go down there with a group of people, and I love a good people watch, and that's what I'm being told this is the peak of. You'll see a lot of people. Yeah. A lot of all those people. More than you wanna see of those people. A lot of sagging.
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Starting point is 00:12:51 It sounds to me like everybody could use a hug because a hug is always the right size. Stugats. All I have put in my body today is three cups of coffee and an entire cup of honey. Don't let him fool you, he said in the break that he's jittery. This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugarts. Jeremy is still wandering around begging for anyone to listen to his baseball takes. He's got a whiteboard out there.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I thought you were just saying Jeremy was wandering around Fantasy Fest and that does not make me excited. I do want to get to... Yeah, Jeremy, you're taking a beating from every angle around here in a way that doesn't seem very fair. I see that you're retweeting commentary from a Daniel Bishop who says, I think everyone on LeBatard's show gets mad at Jeremy because none of them, none, have the passion about anything
Starting point is 00:13:56 like he does about baseball and basketball. I mean, beside undercutting each other, there is no passion like Jare Bears pitch clocks killing it and Jeremy is retweeting that. What's wrong with that I mean that's what Twitter is for you retweet compliments I mean that's what I've been doing for 20 years. Who cares about the negative stuff on Twitter let Jeremy be Jeremy let him enjoy his five fans and let's move on. I mean. It's five fans. Boy, this place is so good for your self-esteem. Michael Eves of ESPN writes,
Starting point is 00:14:30 the people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money or the most awards. They simply are the ones who care the most. Jeremy cares deeply. Care is something that we mock around here. We are careless in every single way. Let's go out to Jeremy. What else do you have from baseball?
Starting point is 00:14:52 There's been a lot of throwing the video by you today as you try and become John Stewart. What do you have for us now? I have two more videos for you, Dan, because if I couldn't get you on the good baseball that's happening as the NL and what an AL wild card chases are heating up the way they are in the final week Maybe I can get you with bad baseball because the White Sox last night were playing the Angels with the White Sox trying to avoid The worst record in baseball history, but the Angels just three losses from having the worst record in their
Starting point is 00:15:26 Angels just three losses from having the worst record in their franchises history. So two God-awful teams and we'll start in the fifth inning with the White Sox in the field a nothing nothing ball game Here's what happens for the angels Robert pops it up wrong video That was the wrong video that's the eight hitting hitting. But that's in the eighth hitting. Good job, John Stewart. So, you know, but here's what happened. Earlier in the game, there was a sky high pop-up
Starting point is 00:15:52 just in front of the pitcher's mound that landed and was an infield single for the Los Angeles Angels. Later in the game, that's the moment where the White Sox were down 2-1 in the eighth. They had a sky high pop-up with two outs. And of course, then the Angels let that fall. The White Sox were down 2-1 in the eighth. They had a sky-high pop-up with two outs. And of course, then the Angels let that fall. The White Sox went on to win.
Starting point is 00:16:09 The Angels are now two losses from having the worst record in franchise history. The White Sox, of course, either today, tomorrow, or by the end of the season will become the worst team in baseball history. And that was probably the worst segment in show history. As I mentioned, this is a careless show. Why did you throw it to the wrong video?
Starting point is 00:16:28 I threw it to the right video. But, you know, we worked on the order and everything. Can we play the video? Maybe we could. Maybe we can't. I don't think it matters at this point. I don't think anything matters at this point, Chris. All right, so let's do this.
Starting point is 00:16:39 You know, it was really fun doing this job for a while, but. Got a minor penalty, two minutes for ruining comedy. Thank you. It's my fault. The best part about that White Sox game is they came back at home and were boon relentlessly by the home fans for winning the game. Yeah, if we had had the right video then maybe I would have said, you know, hey, they chanted sell the team but then they had their first comeback of the season, it was a comeback
Starting point is 00:17:00 win. They're now one in 94 when trailing after seven innings. We could have gotten to that, but unfortunately, you know, yeah, good stat, right? You know, can we play the correct video, please play the correct video. Great catch by the Monoperno League two minutes for ruining comedy. You know,
Starting point is 00:17:24 my stomach was killing me. I had a bazooka right before. That is not the right video. Nailed it. No, you know what? That is the right video. That is not the right video. Just play that the rest of the show. Can we please play the correct video?
Starting point is 00:17:35 I am meticulous about making sure that accuracy counts around here. Let's play the correct video. That's not the right video either. Okay. Oh man. Triple play. You don't see that every day. That's a triple play to make the playoffs. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:17:50 Let's try and play the correct video for Jeremy, please. Let's play the correct one. Got a minor penalty, two minutes for ruining comedy. because this week I have been living in Baltimore already please don't put me on screen with that audio so is that six minutes Jeremy get out of here all right thank you ever or all of your baseball contributions no just for now let's go Tigers I believe that we're putting together the strangest set of ingredients in the history of sports content for our post-game show.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I'm not gonna tell you anything else. I'm simply- It's so bizarre. I'm simply going to tell you that our post-game show, I believe, will have the single set of strangest ingredients that have ever been cooked together to do an allegedly sports type segment in the post game show.
Starting point is 00:18:53 I'm not gonna tell you anything more about that. Billy, can you explain to me please why it is or how it is that you came in a little stinky yesterday? Why is- Stinky? Yeah, like, like but just I don't know what oh, I Know you're talking about now. What are we talking about? Why it is you came in a little stinky yesterday? Oh, I didn't come in stinky because I was very lucky You guys ever have a moment where you leave and you realize I didn't put on the deodorant today And then you do like the and you think like I can risk it.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I'm good, I'm not. Sure. The smell check of yourself, we've all been there. I dropped off my daughter at school and I was like, I don't remember if I put on deodorant or not. And I do the smell. And then I realized I did not put on the deodorant. Not cause like it was like bad, but it was like pre-bad.
Starting point is 00:19:40 You know what I mean? A little bit. Like I could tell it was, it was, I didn't, basically I didn't smell the deodorant on me. So I knew I forgot to put on the deodorant. Just smelled Billy. Yeah, yeah, correct. And the last time that this happened to me
Starting point is 00:19:55 was the Super Bowl, Super Bowl Live, Super Bowl 54 down here in Miami in 2020, February of 2020. And when I was going to the Super Bowl, I realized, and you have to get there very early for the Superbowl, I realized I was in a rush, I didn't wanna miss the bus, I didn't put on deodorant. Fortunately, I drove to a hotel where we were taking like the media shuttle, and then you hop on that bus
Starting point is 00:20:16 and then it take you up to the Superbowl. Now, being at a hotel, I found a little store in the hotel and I bought deodorant. But there's no such store here at work. We don't sell deodorant at work as far as I know. I don't know, I haven't checked everything, but we don't sell deodorant here. So at the time I bought, and I thought it was funny,
Starting point is 00:20:34 it was a deodorant, it was Old Spice, and the scent was Swagger. And then I told the story about how I went, you know. It's a great scent, yeah. I went to the Super Bowl and I was feeling more confident because I was wearing my Old Spice Swagger and then Old Spice heard and then they sent like this whole gift bag, whatever.
Starting point is 00:20:50 And I never thought about Old Spice Swagger again until I realized that I had dropped my daughter off and I didn't wear deodorant. And I said, you know what, if I remember correctly, I just kind of tossed that deodorant in the center console underneath a bunch of stuff. I was, dangerous game. I wonder if it's still in here, right?
Starting point is 00:21:11 Your entire house is in there. Well, no, I hadn't even thought about the fact that I bought that little mini old spy swagger and just tossed it in the center console and then I put, you know, like, I don't know if you guys put like napkins in there sometimes. Duncan napkins. And I have like pens in there.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Sometimes I have a notebook in case I think of notes. I'll make notes while I'm driving. But I just have a CD player in my car, so I have some CDs in there. So I go digging through it, and sure enough, I find the Old Spice Swagger deodorant. That at this point I bought in 2020, so it's four years old.
Starting point is 00:21:43 It hadn't melted or anything? No, so it wasn't like a gel. It was like a roll-on, but it was like the chalky white one, you know what I mean? So to my surprise, this thing has not melted. So I put it on, and then after I put it on, I go, hmm, I wonder if deodorant expires?
Starting point is 00:22:00 Because I had never considered the idea that deodorant expires. I've run out of deodorant, obviously, before it would ever expire. So I thought- What sound did it make when you put it on? It didn't really, like, I'm not good with, like, the chalky one. Because, like, sometimes it's, like, hard.
Starting point is 00:22:11 But this, like, thing, this rolled right on. And I smelled great. I looked at it. Deodorant apparently expires. It expired in 2021. So it expired three years ago, technically. Worked like a charm. Got me through the day.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Feeling good yesterday. Old Spice Swagger, still in my car car should I forget four years from now to put on deodorant again I'm gonna be ready and I don't know about you guys good to go obviously we work in an incredible place right yeah yeah yeah what if you come to work and you do not have deodorant mm-hmm fear not because in both bathrooms here at metal art media we have deodorant for you that on Kristen and Carmen community deodorant that's nobody uses it it's spray it's completely spray on that roll on it's spray on a difference put in your sleeve one two you're done I'm surprised with
Starting point is 00:22:57 all the things that you're like worried about and all the blood doping and this and that in Germany that you're like pro spray on I mean I don't use it but I have a we have it. I have a shameful and I guess gross admission. Mike famously, I don't know if he has one here at the old studio, had a work deodorant. I guess this happens to him a lot. I once used it without him knowing.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Oh no. Wait, what? How did you know? I had forgotten. Wait, hold on, it was roll-on? It was just one of those things. Did it have Mike's hair on it? It was not spray. It was degree
Starting point is 00:23:26 It was not spray Wow. Hmm. I Made my wife Valerie upset because early on Yes, well, it's not deodorant related but she used my toothbrush and I'm like, what are you doing? No, she used that's worse than do you're in the right? You're right there. I'm like, what are you doing? She used yours. That's worse than do you ever make. You're in the right, you're right there. I'm like, what are you doing? Why are you using my toothbrush? It's like a weird thing, even though you've kissed her before, you're like, I don't want to use that again.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah. You're not in several places and the toothbrush is just one thing. It's not a huge deal and you also wipe your toothbrush every single time. It's not like you just finish and you just put it right back down. I don't think it's that big a deal. I give it a little clack, Yeah a little clack right in there I don't do a lot of wiping of it. Did she assume your toothbrush? Like how did that work? Did you crack open a new one? What happened? Were you standing there? She was disgusted by my disgust
Starting point is 00:24:17 Like she didn't like really my personal. Yeah Well, she just didn't like that that I did that I objected to the idea that anybody would be using my tooth How gross do you think her mouth is it's a mouth? It's not her mouth. It's anybody's mouth You're you're in the right, but I'm guessing you ended up apologizing to her. Yes, of course You had the offsetting penalties of offsetting disgust like your disgust can't do that to me. I'm the one that's disgusted So what happened with the toothbrush afterwards? What was that sound? Has been named that too so often three minutes. Well go ahead. What are you trying to do cue me?
Starting point is 00:25:04 Billy can finish our story while we're doing a story yeah I'm asking you can't finish the story somehow Billy was talking during the sound oh sorry I won't talk anymore Billy what am I allowed? I'm gonna take Oklahoma minus two at Auburn this week. Bet the Senate. Obviously. Good pick. I mean, listen, I don't know if Enos Cantor Freedom knows what he's talking about when it comes to football, but Bet the House has not let us down yet.
Starting point is 00:25:40 We're riding high. I feel like we gotta ride the hot hand to Bet the House a representative. So I'm gonna take Oklahoma minus two at Auburn All right, Tony, what do you got? I've got a going to the NFL by the way We've got a classic bounce back game and it is prime for an upset Wow I've got the Tampa Bay Buccaneers home dogs plus two and a half against the Philadelphia Eagles Dan We know a lot of things are happening in Philly
Starting point is 00:26:09 Okay, Lions just excuse me the Bucs just got beat by the Broncos in a game that they shouldn't have lost The Eagles beat the Saints who are the highest flying team in the league That is a fishy line for me plus two and a half for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers And let's not forget against the spread Spread is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear all about DraftKings and what it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours, itty-issy bring us home. So close.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Indiana Fever, Katelyn Clark has a black eye, they're down one to nothing. They did beat the Sun earlier in the year in a game where Katelyn was terrible. So I think they've got a shot to stay at least within six and a half. So I'm gonna take the Indiana Fever plus six and a half. Against the Reds! That's right. Thank you, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Billy, it's interesting because the one place you could feel safe not putting deodorant on is Radio Rose Super Bowl week. I mean, you're fine, everyone smells it. It was a Super Bowl. Oh really? Yeah, so I was dressed to the nines. I had to be dressed to impress.
Starting point is 00:27:11 So what happened to the toothbrush? Put it on the poll please, Juju. At LeBittard Show, will you use community deodorant? No, I won't. The toothbrush was thrown out. I threw out the toothbrush. Really? Did that create a fight or was that accepted? I would have been doubly offended if I was married to you.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Yeah, after the fight and after the apology, you have to use it at least a week. It wasn't really a fight. I just hurt her feelings by being disgusted by that and then she was disgusted that I would register disgust. It was worse than a fight. I don't wanna feel that with my wife, none of that. I think the way you get out of throwing it away immediately,
Starting point is 00:27:47 like safely, is you comically, cartoonishly fumble it into the toilet like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! And then it falls into the toilet like, oh, we gotta toss it out, sorry babe. There's no going back. Yep. We are in a contract year with DraftKings. They are sponsoring the next segment,
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