The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Aliens at Bayside Marketplace
Episode Date: January 5, 2024Stugotz is powering through by showing up to the show today, and we're powering through technical difficulties to give you a show. We preview our upcoming Dolphins-Bills watch party, but first, we hav...e to discuss the new conspiracy about aliens taking over the outdoor mall right next to our offices. Then, Roy and Mike are fired up about the Florida Panthers win streak, the crew's confidence in the Dolphins is wavering, and Billy Gil creates his dream park to be named after him. Plus, Nick Wright's Aaron Rodgers take sparks a new conversation on Rodgers and media literacy as Dan laments feeling alone in his convictions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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lot of people, but not a whole lot of confidence or competence in some of those
people. Are you worried that our technical difficulties on the Friday show
with video and everything that was happening?
And Stugots is playing hurt here.
He's coming in.
He is so tough.
He is.
Playoff time, dad.
He is medicated.
He is really super sick.
He's really tired, even though he's worked two days out of the last 14.
And he hustled in here today because he wants to get something off about Lamar Jackson.
But are you worried as we head into bigger games and bigger things
that metal-ark media and its video and its technological capabilities are somewhat flawed?
Yes, somewhat worried.
I mean, but the good thing is no one's asking for this watch party, so if it is a giant
flop, it's not like we're letting anyone down.
That's true.
No one did ask for any of this.
We are going to watch.
Certainly not me.
Builds Dolphins game together because the bills are favored somehow.
I'm just finding out about it now.
I think the selling point on this is watch us suffer as Dolphins hopes maybe taken away
from them as the season goes.
Laugh at us as we're miserable.
You guys are nervous that the last time you had a watch along,
disaster struck in the fourth quarter.
What was the last time?
The Tennessee one.
The Titans game.
We want their game.
Oh, no, I mean, but that's the selling point, right?
You weren't even watching them.
Make fun of us.
No, please.
You guys were all gone by the time that happened.
I think Dan was still there in the back there.
Dan, you were there.
There was like a nice four minutes of a lot of fun
and jubilation where you're seeing the dolphins,
you know, fight song in the middle of dolphin mall
at 11.30 on night on a Monday outside
when no one's around.
And everyone, when you say my hand,
you're talking super, and the energy was like great.
And then it was like, they can't blow this right.
And then they did, and they're like, how did this, how did this happen? Watch that on Sunday.
I'd make the argument that that fourth quarter is both the happiest dolphin fans have been
this season and the unhappiest they have been this season. And it was four minutes of
feel good against Tennessee. And wait a minute, they're not going to lose. Oh no, here comes
December. Have you looked at the schedule?
Oh, Buffalo's getting out here.
And now we limp into the end of December
with very little confidence.
That's one of the joys of Hard Knocks.
The season is that like while it was happening,
you felt so high for like,
it felt like a longer period of time
and then you saw in real time, like,
oh no, that crashed very quickly. Like that was very quick that I felt good for what I thought was a really
long time. And no, no, it was maybe seven minutes of actual clock time.
Jessica has not actually gotten to enjoy the general fear around the dolphins, even though
I think her favorite sports thing is just watching Miami fans fall
apart at the end because they were so happy and delusional and joyous. And then it doesn't
end in a championship. But I think we've lost Jessica and Jeremy because they're out
to alien land all over the world. People think right across the street from us here at Bayside there were
or are eight to ten foot
aliens what's happening on
the internet with this.
Well, first of all, Dan, I
will be a Miami Dolphin fan on Sunday if the
Steelers win because I am
rooting for a smettie bowl.
But Jeremy brought to my
attention this morning that
there are conspiracy theories on Twitter about police presence across the street this weekend and it has made me profoundly sad.
Yeah, I went on Twitter this morning and I saw Miami Mall trending, which first obviously
had me concerned about, you know, the obvious things when you see anything trending, any
sort of area trending and, you know, not good things.
But then you see this video of police presence that we have here on screen.
This, by the way way is exclusive video.
This is our video team saw that there were all sorts of sirens and lights outside.
And our video team rose up.
And that was the functional video that they were able to produce here to start today's show.
Is what was video of video of what was happening out here where there was that's an enormous
police presence.
That looks like something awful has happened
and you're telling me that the internet now believes
it's aliens?
Yep, that's exactly what happened.
So I saw Miami Mall trending and realized
obviously Miami Mall doesn't exist.
So I start seeing this video
and it's all these red-pilled people being like,
the government's hiding something from us.
This is not a normal police presence.
Now there's conspiracies that I was just saying a few minutes ago
before we started that this video is actually from eight to 10 years ago
and the government's been stifling it from us for over a decade.
The video Jason took out one of his time.
Yeah, the video that Jason took like three days ago.
Uh huh, yeah, that video.
He's part of it.
That it's been stifled for eight to 10 years and that actually,
if you look,
there's a shadow, a malignant presence in the background
that is alien life that's a 10 foot tall shadowy figure.
Sort of thinking like stranger things,
that type of thing.
And right now, there's all sorts of conversation happening
on TikTok and Twitter about the aliens
that are being kept from us at Bayside Marketplace.
Do we have a plan for the aliens when they do get here?
Do we have a plan because police is not enough?
I feel like there should be military presence.
There needs to be something more.
That was your takeaway?
Yes.
That's what you're worried about with all these people thinking they're aliens.
The aliens are coming.
I'm telling you, they're coming any moment that I'm just...
Well, they'll be here.
Well, I'm wondering if we have a plan in place other than just sending Miami's finest
cops.
I mean, there's a lot of cops too for a supposed possible alien, which I've talked to
my people.
They've already said that's nothing.
Oh.
Also, there's red pill and blue people, the blue pill people that believe in aliens, Jeremy.
Not on this conversation if you look at Twitter.
All right.
Well, no, but listen, okay.
I don't know why we're defending the red pill people.
I mean, we had an alien, we saw it.
The Mexican Congress did, like, showed us an alien.
That was a way.
They did just both sides of the aliens.
They did a DNA test and, like, came back with all sorts of unrecognized DNA.
We saw the alien.
We just didn't know how to process it.
So we kept it going on.
This isn't the point.
It was just the project.
It was a firework. It's easier for us to convince ourselves that it's a doll of some sort.
Wait, no, we have alien proof. I believe this week from Las Vegas locally. I don't know what you
expect the aliens to look like. But if I asked you for herky jerky motions and movements that you
might get from an alien in human form,
we go to a Las Vegas courtroom,
and before you roll this video,
I just want the still up how this video begins.
And I want you to see that that man over the judge's shoulder
clearly sees this as an alien on the way here.
What you have happening here from former Miami's
news anchor Jorge Estevez is sheer terror that an alien is coming.
Now run this video so that people can see because this is a couple
of days old, but this judge just gets out of the way to God's.
And that is amazing flight aggression hits his head on the wall
behind the judge.
The judge moves pretty quickly under the circumstances.
The only thing I marveled at when I saw that video for the first time was not, you know,
that the guy actually did it.
It was not the reaction of the people.
Was his ability to hop over the bench like that?
The guy's got hops.
That's right.
That's Levar Earrington.
Who did that?
Didn't clowning do that one time too?
Earrington and clowning are the two players to have done that famously over a defensive line
I
I aired those to God to pull them all a move
Him too just a lot of stuff. Yeah
I have aired in talking about aliens though before
feeding Mike Ryan and
Roy what it is they want Roy bounced in here
this morning it wasn't just because of the free breakfast buffet it was part of
it mostly but it wasn't just because of the breakfast buffet Roy bounced in
here because he loves the way that his Florida panthers are playing now I have
found the way to alienate most of the audience
and Jessica we've lost her. Panthers talk is hard up. There goes Tony. Tony.
Tony. Tony. I just want to talk and Jeremy's right. This Miami thing is like it's everywhere.
This is insane. And not the panthers. Did you say alienate on purpose? Stan Roy.
Six game Winnestrick Dan. Six game winnestrick long as it is season.
Good for a had a fight game winnestrick early in the season like this has just been
amazing. So it took six weeks for Kachak to finally heal from the last playoff
run. Is that what has happened? No, it took Mike Ryan calling him out and the
moment he called him out since then he said he was worried about Kachak. He was
worried about the Panthers. He was worried about where the season was going and
then boom six straight wins
Congrats Mike.
That's the bad games with a goal for Matthew Kachak.
I don't know actually what to do with the fact that Panthers dialogue now includes to God.
This is not a life that I've lived with Panther Hockey where Roy and Mike Ryan are coming in and shaking their heads and being like, well,
Sam Reinhardt is going to be expensive.
And they're already worried about like future architecture.
You're right, it's the first time this has happened to show history.
The winning streak feels so good that they're already worried about future finances.
Oh, they're not going to resign.
They can afford them.
They can't.
In contention for the heart trophy, Sam Reinhinhart, who came into the league with a lot of hoopla
and was considered a prospect and had to kind of rebuild himself
as such here with the Florida Panthers
is fulfilling the early promise, 10 fold.
He is absolutely a heart trophy candidate at this moment.
And for much of the season, it was a bit of a freaky Friday
situation with Kachuk and Reinhart switching productivity. But now there are signs of life for Matthew Kachuk, he's doing all the
Chucky things in front of the net being a bit of a nuisance and seems like he's healthy.
Sometimes I correlate the production with the health because he's been out there all
season long, but there were some in the Florida Panthers organization that built this guy
kind of rush back from what was akin to a car accident.
Would you guys say another made it to the cup last year, but two years ago, I think that
was the better team.
The team that you were more excited about headed into the postseason.
They were playing a style that everyone was rightfully skeptical of and their point total.
It's the best year in franchise history, but we saw in the playoffs how frustrating that
ended up in a second round exit at the hands of the Tampa Bay Lightning. Last year, they really struggled
to play the brand of hockey that Paul Maurice brought, and in almost cost him a playoff spot,
they get in there with a little bit of luck, and then they make it all the way to the Stanley
Cup final. And now, they have mastered this style of hockey, which is a proven style of hockey,
at least
for this franchise and for palm trees personally in previous stops, that does bring results
in the postseason.
And as good as Boston has been this year, Florida is within two, three points, two points
of the Boston Bruins.
And it could potentially be the top seed in the East if they keep this form going.
There was some good and fun sports last night because that Penguin's Bruins game was
great last night as well.
The basketball was crazy.
Three revolutionary freaks, one of them making a 40 footer at the end.
Still surprisingly.
I mean, all of it.
Last night was a really cool sports night.
The hockey was unbelievable.
McKinnon for the Colorado Avalanche probably is going to be the hard trophy winner. That was a great game against
Dallas stars. Roy wants to name it the Reinhardt trophy. Oh yeah, absolutely.
That's like Reinhardt. Yeah, that's what we're doing right now. Where do they find the hockey
show? Occasionally after games and before game. The hockey show is every Friday.
All right, the post game show we're working on that. So tonight, huh?
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So we're doing a watch party on Sunday.
Dolphins builds a watch along, a second screen experience,
as who's gonna be in on that passionate dolphin fans?
I presume. I don't have any idea. I suggested it earlier this week to Chris Cody. I'm like, this
is a pretty big game. Do you think that people would want to watch your possible suffering on
television, you and your father's possible, you know, generational suffering? I know that I tell
a lot of stories. I love the storytelling in sports. The dolphins bills, do you got?
For 20 years, we've been watching these two teams try to get out from under the Patriots.
The Patriots this week have a game.
Imagine what we're going to head it into in a game.
Never had a 17 game season before very recently.
And now this last game, the dolphins would have won the division already.
If there weren't 17 games. But they've got a 17 game. game season before very recently. And now this last game, the dolphins would have won the division already.
If there weren't 17 games.
But they've got a 17th game and the Patriots have a game.
They are 15 and 0 against the Jets since 2016.
They need to lose that game to secure a top three pick.
The Patriots need to lose that game.
That's what's happening with the Patriots,
with Belicechek, the last game of possibly his Patriots career can be this weekend.
What do you do if you're Bella check? I mean because you're probably on the way out. You're not happy about it. I mean, what do you do there?
I mean, do you leave him?
You're chasing Shula. Plus you get to stick it to craft one last time out the door with, oh you want a top three pick?
You're top three picked right here, buddy.
Right here, but the bills dolphins are playing for the division and
Billy, I'd like to rummage around here in your confidence in your fear as a
man who has a frame to a jersey.
You wear a dolphins baseball cap in here every day for years.
You're feeling how about watching with watching with the country this dolphin watch party
uh...
that it i mean if it goes bad for me it will go great for the people watching
i think
right so it's a win-win either i win or they win
could i feel a people like watching a suffer from going to be on and how do you
feel right now the where's your confidence level at at various points this
season
you put phanjio on notice you never stops various points this season, you put Fangio on notice.
He never stops Josh Allen.
He sucked.
You put Jason Sanders.
You've been threatening to cut him all season.
He's been great though.
Physically cut him.
But now would be a good time to really haunt Billy.
Billy's been fearing this guy's going to make a miss an important kick.
And he's due.
And we're going to be honest with you.
He's been doing his job thus far, but you know, if history is any indicator, we got some
misses in that leg.
You know what I mean?
Several people have written in and they are correct about this.
They are correct to come after both me and Mike Ryan about this because we have said to
us, fumbled 15 times and they write in, I never comment, but I pray someone from the
show sees this and tells Mike Ryan that almost all of two
his fumbles are from bad snaps
because Chris Cody has been playing center for half the season
and they mess up their snaps all the time.
I appreciate that.
No, no, no, there are bad snaps.
Yes, but no, dude fumbles a lot and gets lucky a lot.
So thank you.
Fakesless voice. You didn't doffin fans be confident though.
Alrighty fumbles a lot. We got it.
And what should they become fit in it?
Confident in their team. They've lost once at home.
They're a good team. They've been atop the AFC East the entire year.
And everyone is frightened that Josh Allen is strolling the town.
They've lost their center. Right.
Lost their two best pass-for-hers.
Everyone's in your zone.
I know, but you're talking about confidence meter.
Your second corner is gone.
Your safeties are kind of banged up.
Your linebackers aren't good.
Your second receiver isn't there.
Your pass rush is gone.
Yeah, I said, your best two pass-for-hers are gone for the season.
Like, what do you have confidence in?
McDaniels and Tyree, who's on a bad leg?
Yeah. McDaniels. That's do you have confidence in? McDaniels and Tyree who's on a bad leg?
Yeah.
McDaniels.
That's what I have confidence in.
McDaniel.
McDaniel.
I added an S.
It doesn't have to be that.
No, it's a Josh McDaniel.
It's a tough name.
I'm Cuban Iad S's, I'm sorry.
It's not a tough name,
but when you get to a certain age,
you do start adding assets.
It usually has an S.
I'm accompanying it.
We haven't seen a center not able to snap well,
bite any other team in the ass,
coming down the stretch in this football season.
Certainly not this week.
I'd be curious, as I talk to a local audience,
I've told you guys before, the local hours
always been my favorite around here.
The local hour is what I wanted to always be doing
in this space, not the other stuff.
But the local teams were shitty,
and so we had to talk about other things.
But this football team playing this game
is something I've been denied for basically 20 years.
This football team winning this game
doesn't have a precedent this century.
They lose this game.
A generation of fans
weaned on Dolphin football. Don't know what it's like to win important games. The generation before
that and the one before that made this franchise matter in this city. Made this city matter if I'm
being honest. The reason the the expressway is named after Don Shula is people learned what my
Emmy was because that football team, that weird football
team down south went undefeated in professional football, made Miami matter more dolphin
football did in a way that no other franchise down here can ever resonate like that.
And Buffalo has only that.
Buffalo has only that football sports identity.
Buffalo is known for that football team loses.
That football team loses in super balls,
that football team never wins,
but that football team is coming in here
with expectations and I believe Dolphin fans down here
are scared.
Quickly, we forget about Dominic Asherk.
Yeah, 99 Stanley Kilpine.
The Dominator.
No goal.
Would you guys want an expressway named after you sure I don't think I would
I have all the things it's cuz at people hate expressways
You're often cursing the expressway your late wherever you go you blame the expressway like name a park after me
Name a light post after me name something not like a bridge
Not even a bridge. I don't want a bridge named after me either a building
I'm for a bridge really yeah, yeah, how come I don't know
I think of like the Roberto Clemente bridge and Pittsburgh it's a good bridge
Would you want like a building named after like a library? I wouldn't want anything like that
Why wouldn't you want a library? Well, I mean, I'm look at me
You think a library should be named after me come on get real well
You just were real quick to name a park after yourself for some
Well, I'm saying if I'm giving a choice. Yeah, I'm a parker at the park yesterday
Tropical park
Memorial I'm dead
I don't know why can't I be alive when I have a big party to live people? Yes, they you got to be dead not
I want a library library. I'm streaming services now. No. Give me a park with Wi-Fi.
Get out of here.
Yeah, you didn't know that? No dogs in my park.
No library then.
You got a streaming service.
No movies. You go there, you read books.
No dogs. You pick it up. You pick it off the shelf.
No internet. No, my park will be short.
No dogs in my park. Some libraries have 3D printers.
People are still going to shit in your park.
No one will shit in my park. No shit in my park. That's on the sign. No dogs. No shit in my park. Some libraries have 3D printers. People are still gonna shit in your park. No, we'll shit in my park.
No shitting in my park.
That's on the sign.
No dogs, no shitting.
Not even service dogs.
I'm sorry, I don't know if that's legal,
but no dogs.
It's not.
I don't want any dog poop in my park.
Put it on the pole, please, Ju-ju.
Do they put the names of living people
on parks at Levitage Show?
I'd also like one of those like exercise areas in my park
where you just use your body, you know what I mean?
Or you stand on the thing.
And you go like like, like, exactly the exact way.
Don't lie.
Don't lie.
The ones we had to close during COVID.
You look at them like, what is this, too?
We had to put caution tape on.
Get you a shit.
That's what it does.
This guy can't do pull ups.
It's a wild time.
Billy, thank you for bringing this up
because I have had this thought,
I've had this thought when those people
are doing those exercises in the park.
They're usually older people.
Well, but I have said to myself,
or show off, yeah kids, just messing up.
Try to get some sweat in here.
The weird exercise where you're just pulling yourself.
I'm gonna lean on you. We really have to caution tape this thing out. This is a super spreader. the weird exercise where you're just pulling yourself.
We really have to caution tape this thing out.
This is a super spreader.
I have left going past those parks
because there is police tape around the COVID parks.
And I too have had the reaction
of really grand pause, a liability issue swinging here,
very gently not barely breaking a sweat
on this machine that no one else but Grand Pause
has used in about nine years.
Honestly, the liability is having an 80 year old
on that machine to begin with.
Or in the park in general.
Not my park, mine's gonna be safe, well lit.
What else?
I'm okay, please, I'd like to continue building out Billy Gilpark
So so far I've got a creaky rusty a
Liptical machine of some sort rusty. It'll be you know well coated with whatever the coating is to keep it from rusting
The playground at the playground. They'll have like those those canopies that they have over the playgrounds now
You know what I mean? And sand, there will be sand.
None of that rubber crap that they put in playgrounds.
Can't you just say that?
Exactly right.
None of that stuff.
Very hot.
Need any of that.
A melted rubber.
Yeah, no thank you.
No.
Water fountains, the kinds that you can also
put your bottle at too.
But no dogs.
No dogs.
No.
Dogs, look, I love dogs.
I almost kicked a dog right now by accident
when I was doing exercises.
A dog running about here
But I don't want poo poo in the park. No one likes to step in poo poo and if you have dogs, that's what it leads to
Because here's the thing people don't pick up their poo poo here
That's the problem. That's the people. It's not the dogs. I love the dogs
It's the people with the dogs that don't pick up the poo poo
Not a fan and then where does the poo poo go? I'm a shoe. And that's not what anybody wants when they go to the park.
Willow is a menace.
Jessica, again, makes her own rules on Friday.
Back row Jessica has been a general menace around here.
And Willow has now taken to breaking things.
She is actively, there is a right behind you, Stugat.
You can see a basketball that used to be inflated.
Has now been bitten and deflated because
that's what dogs do she loves those maybe Willow is biting some wires earlier in the control room or something
actually right before the show I saw I saw a little teeth marks in the main wire that is
you plug it in and the whole thing comes on live so wonder wow yeah I ask again there's one
wire and she's the main one, yeah. We haven't exposed.
I want to ask forgiveness of the audience that expected to find us here on video Friday
live because Willow or the aliens got to the wires.
The main wire.
Yeah.
Willow probably.
Can't be sure.
There was a lot of...
Little nibble marks on the one wire.
A lot of police presence out there.
You don't know how aliens nibble though.
You don't know you don't know.
You don't know.
I mean, you you guys all of a sudden everybody around here
is to know it all.
They know all about the air.
They're really large, but they have really tiny teeth
so you never know.
They're not really large.
Did no one want to have any teeth?
They don't have any teeth.
That was a take.
Still got you came in here.
Yes.
Herding and drugged up because you had some words
for Lamar Jackson.
And we got to compete against Nick Wright.
We don't like that he is stealing our shit,
which includes going viral while in costume.
A professional thief, Nick Wright is,
did, I hate that he stole my joke.
And I hate that I didn't think of both of the take,
which has been better than all of my takes, but also that that I didn't think of both of the take, which has been better than
all of my takes, but also that he thought to do it dressed as a 1970s hippie, lethario,
Jesus Christ, that he decided to do it in what looked like a shirt that was meant to
make it appear like he was shirtless, and a sweater that is sort of Christmasy sort of surfery and then just full-on old
testament Jesus Christ. I've got Victorian area Victorian era vampire. That's a
fine dano. He wasn't in the Old Testament, he was in the New Testament, which is
why it's the New Testament. Thank you Tony, for the biblical help, but we've got
to take from Stugas. I kept teasing him in the old testament.
My band.
It's like a Kanye album.
It was a really bad mistake by me.
That's a fine.
Don LeBatard.
I actually thought you'd look kinda good.
Stugat.
Thank you.
I had the Beards grown out a little bit.
I got a little life in my face.
I feel like little 10 Colorado San Francisco.
Great time.
You get life on your face.
You got death on your face.
I think you got 40 to life on your face.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
This is the Don Limita show with this Tugat.
Tugat's, it doesn't happen to me too often in the entirety of my career.
Watching everybody feed at the sports take trough, and then I hear something, and I'm
like, man, I wish I had delivered that way.
I wish I would have been able to reach an audience with this
communicated this well in this setting with this much context and the next step
on what I felt when I saw what Nick Wright said and how he said it for 14
minutes. As a casual basically hip check to Dan,
you were talking about the wrong things
when this story broke,
because I did get immediately obsessed
with Disney, Kimmel, Aaron Rogers,
and the idea that Kimmel and McAfee
would now be in a fight on Disney's platform
where politics, depending on how you look at it,
are either too woke as Ron DeSantis feuds with Disney
or not woke enough because they now have a athlete
on the air who's not even playing quarterback
who's voicing things that are at least as objectionable politically as whatever it is you thought I and we were saying on ESPN
My viewpoint initially was to the drama and the soap opera of it and I can't believe how obvious this is now that Nick Wright has pointed it out and
That I missed it, but that the deterioration of Aaron Rodgers publicly from state farm insurance man
to now one of the most famous athletes in America, so famous that his words matter even when he's not playing,
has gone full blown obvious to all internet conspiracy brain and the way that Nick Wright put it was artful.
And I would just tell you, as an audience,
if you wanna listen to 14 good minutes on it,
you can do so.
It's very thorough and it covers a lot of context and history.
But he was dressed like Jesus Christ.
And he always dresses like that.
And I really enjoy that somebody who's that good at this game dresses like that. And I really enjoy that somebody who's that good
at this game looks like that.
And that Jessica thought he was nude,
thought he was doing it in a culty bathroom
of some sort, and that the shirt was his actual skin.
Well, he's always dressed in a suit
and that his casual leisure wear is,
he believes his wife is also his stylist
and so he's always very dapper
and the long hair just does make him look.
You know, he's got a look to him.
I'll just put it that, but he's also for my money
as good as anyone in the business right now.
He's as informed, as smart, as quick,
as anyone I've ever come across.
And it's been that way for years.
And there's a reason why he has a highest rated show
on Fox Sports 1.
And watching that, you realize,
even though it takes him 14 minutes,
you realize that he's just operating on a different level
and he sees us on things that I didn't even catch
because truthfully, I saw the Kimmelclip,
I didn't care to seek out other stuff.
I'm working, I don't have time to watch MacVee.
I'm a big fan of Pat McVee and his brand,
kind of checked out on the Air and Roger stuff,
but I didn't capture the whole,
I didn't get the whole alphabet mafia thing that he dropped.
I learned of it through Nick Wright's take,
and I think it's deeply problematic.
Well, one of the things that I would say to you guys,
because of appreciation to God's for the art of this,
because I want to get to your Lamar Jackson take.
But what we do is extraordinarily stupid,
obviously to call it art is an overstatement.
But the take and how to do this,
Nick Wright wanted to be what he dreamed of being is a radio
person.
A radio person has the room to do 14 minutes on that, which is why that viral clip from
Nick Wright ends up being on his secondary project that isn't on television because television
can be very confining and doesn't give you the 14 minutes that you need
to have all of that context.
But I do wonder, given that Jessica is in the back,
worried instead of finding funny and correctly,
worried that police presence is making it a truth
in many parts of America that there are aliens
outside of our building right now
because everyone is so suspicious and media's falling apart. Jim, right there are aliens outside of our building right now because everyone is so suspicious and media is falling right there are.
And everybody knows that information and misinformation can now be dangerous to a variety
of people that it can be dangerous that we are throwing pedophile casually at anybody.
At anybody, dangerous in a way that outside of a pizza shop in Washington if people
believe the wrong things and are getting think they have more information when they're
misinformed and they go go freedom fight they end up with guns being arrested outside of
a pizza parlor because they think there's a satanic cult of engaging in pedophilia one
of the many strange things that Aaron Rogers said and about those comments when he was talking to Pat McAfee about the Epstein list is there is no
reason even if Jimmy Kimmel was on the list he said he was going to celebrate he was
going to toast with a glass of scotch and I want to like Aaron Rogers so badly than I
do but he's making it really difficult even if you're right there is nothing to celebrate
what are you celebrating that you were right?
The Jimmy Kimmel was on a list with a bunch of people
who did horrific things.
It's terrible.
I like that even now you're still hedging
because there's a chance you might see him in Tahoe next summer.
I know.
You still want to be able to do that interview.
I know.
The thing that is so disheartening and so frustrating and feels disingenuous about Aaron Rodgers
and so many of these folks is like, they don't even seem to actually care about the crimes.
They just care that the people that they don't like are linked to them.
So they'll completely ignore it if the people on their side are linked where on the other
side of it, those people will legitimately go away and not like have power or a platform
where people like Aaron Rogers are saying, I will celebrate if Jimmy Kimmel is on this
list while passing over entirely what it actually means to have this list to begin with.
It's infuriating because that part of it
where you're linking the alphabet mafia
which for those who don't understand
or know what that actually means,
it's the LGBTQIA community.
And then you have alphabet mafia
and anti-trans rhetoric and COVID and Epstein listen,
it's all just linked together as one giant conspiracy of the governments out to get us and they're
putting chips in us and deciding who we need to vote for when all of those issues shouldn't
actually even be related, which just shows you the brain rot that is actually going on with
Aaron Rogers.
But let me stop you for a second, because I know at this point in the proceedings, okay,
because I've seen it happen in a way
that's a bit alarming to me,
as I've seen social media change to God,
and I felt the nature of how criticism of me has reached me,
and I'm a little bit baffled, right,
that you can hate me like that,
because this program, the last 10 minutes of it,
look at that echo chamber of openness.
All they do is agree with each other and talk about the same things.
And there is another side to hearing this that is so diametrically opposed that if I were
to dismiss what you're saying, Jeremy, is unfair and stupid, the answer would be no
you're unfair and stupid.
You're the one that's biased.
You're the one who is always going to come out against Aaron Rogers. And furthermore, hey,
you are a little loud on Kyrie Irving. I caught you in that inconsistency there. You are
a little loud and Kyrie Irving does do a lot of good shit, but you kind of hit him super,
super hard on things. And there are a lot of people who are looking at Aaron Rogers and Dave Chappelle as brave
who are getting a set of facts that make them think those people are freedom
fighters that they are fighting for the right things and they're the ones
who are telling the truth and in the golf between those things however it is that
this show sounds to you on a daily basis because I know what I'm getting
criticized for and I know what I'm trying to do. I'm getting criticized
that every turn by only surrounding myself with people who think like me because there's
another side to how I think. And those people tend to flock elsewhere
in wherever Joe Rogan or Barstool
or wherever it is you can find something
that is less left than this.
And what has happened in the country is that
where I thought in talking about race stuff
that I was, yeah, sure, left in sports that I've been left behind, that I'm now
on the fringes because the middle has moved, the right has moved, and now I'm the one who's
too sensitive and too soft and, and, and everyone's leaving New York and San Francisco.
You've noticed, right?
And Hannity's coming to Florida,
because the free state of Florida is safe.
And I'm surrounded by Cubans in Miami
who don't like me very much,
because I'm not on their side.
I'm not on the side of my people
when it comes to some of this stuff.
I'm more, more alone on this corner of earth
as the internet gets louder and angrier and more poisoned.
And the people I'm arguing with have a totally different set of facts than I do.
And don't like me from the jump because of whatever it is they think I am before we've
even arrived at a conversation.
This is an issue with media literacy in this country as well.
Because some of these things, you cannot both sides them.
There are facts and there are not facts.
A YouTube video is not the same as an actual fact
that exists.
And, you know, yeah, where you were just talking about,
I did go hard after Kyrie Irving
because he was sharing anti-Semitic videos
and then double downing on it.
It wasn't right from the jump.
It's the people who decide to then harden their
stances and people like Aaron Rogers who are continuing to dive in on the same things
over and over again and only leaning further and further into it. It isn't left versus
right. It's facts versus falsehoods.
Yeah, but that argument was so two years ago. Like that's yes.
2024.
Me, it's better than what you're doing,
which is trying to rationalize with them.
You want to level with them?
Like they've left you in the dust
because they want their opinions reaffirmed.
Do you feel like you're on the road?
They're going to other places
because they're sick of being told that they're wrong.
They're going in the warm bosom.
And that's how when anyone gets sucked into any of this stuff
They tend to dig in deeper as we've seen progressively Aaron Rogers dig in deeper
That's just the way of the world. So lamenting that you can't rationalize with them
I did that's that's where we are right now and to Jeremy's point about media literacy
There are some states in the union that are doing something about it That's where we are right now. And to Jeremy's point about media literacy,
there are some states in the union
that are doing something about it.
It's becoming like required curriculum in high schools.
And there's a whole generation
that's gonna have to find their way
through a whole new muddied world.
I feel bad for older people.
I saw it happen with my grandfather before he passed,
where he started, where he discovered YouTube late in age,
and he started going down these rabbit holes and his own beliefs
were reaffirmed through an algorithm and fortified to the point that I'm casually eating pasta with my with my granddad
during his last days and he's like, you know, Michelle Obama's a woman. I'm like, okay, okay
All right, that's just where we that you can't there's a certain
Segment of the population that you can't, there's a certain segment of the population
that you can't reason with.
She's a man, is the internet.
She is a woman.
She is a woman, right now look at what we've done.
What happens?
He just misspoke and, and, and,
Guess we're not that far left after all.