The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Cool, Carl...

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

IS IT THE COACHING? The Heat took down the Nuggets in Denver in Game 2 of the NBA Finals, and Dan, Stu, and the crew try to figure out...HOW?!?!?!?!? Chris Cote is in charge today, Roy has notes on th...e Panthers, and Billy is sick of the theatrics from Vegas hockey. Then, Parakeet Cortes invades Denver sports radio, Mike Ryan tries to join us from Vegas, and we listen to some classic Randy Moller goal calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunluba Tarshou with the Stugat's Podcast. The Miami Heat, Stug God's wins by three. Zeller gave him four. Yep. The difference in the game is they can withstand the Zeller minutes. They, this improbable dark arts of a sorcery team
Starting point is 00:00:40 can have Jimmy Butler not play particularly well. You'd think you'd need him to be Jimmy. You'd need him to be maximum Jimmy in order to beat Yokech or the MVP at the height of his powers, especially on the road, especially in a place where you haven't won in seven years, especially in a place where Denver is not only not lost at home in the playoffs, hasn't lost at home since March. Huh? What month is it? Since March.
Starting point is 00:01:07 And so you drag around Lowry and Zeller and you club Denver over the head with that. With that. Jeff and Gundies convinced that Kyle Lowry's playing well. I don't know what he's watching. He's doing what Kyle does. He's running around, getting in people's way, hitting the occasional big shot. Then it comes out. It'll be a pisser.
Starting point is 00:01:25 They can withstand. They can withstand Zeller and Lowry going minus 14 in eight minutes as long as, okay Kyle, no one else on the team will turn the ball over. You'll do it three or four times. Just hit three threes and get off the court. Get, hit something, strip somebody, the flop and get a cheap call,
Starting point is 00:01:43 get an offensive rebound and get off the court. I feel like I'm our Kyle Lowry. Like I do a bunch of things throughout the game that sometimes you're like, that was kind of helpful, but then there's just a few times where you're like, that was not helpful at all. Take a closer look. I'm so fucked.
Starting point is 00:01:57 You called yourself Kevin Love last week. Oh, well I'm a lot of people. Why are you Kevin Love? How about Kevin Love adjustment? Who could have seen that coming? Oh, me. Yes, you, this is the I told you so show amino Hassan you can check out what he and Tom Habertstra are putting together post game he told you don't double Joe Kitch don't don't double
Starting point is 00:02:15 him let him eat let him eat any and he he does eat I don't know if you saw this to God skip Bayless kept calling Yo Kitch lucky shots Grit he called it greasing them in he said he's a big tub of gritt of Crisco and George Carl said of skip Bayless The man is an embarrassment to sports media Because because that is exactly how Yochitch does it. It's hit it's farted over here It's with his elbow. It's, you don't understand how it is and it's got seven pivot moves and then it just dribbles in
Starting point is 00:02:50 because he's intent on breaking your heart with, no, I'm not gonna swish it. It's gonna look to you like it's coming off and I'm gonna bleed you to death one bounce at a time, seven bounces on the rim. There's multiple possessions in that game where you're like, he was well defended there. And it just doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:03:06 No, you find yourself screaming how it's not, it's not just well defended there. It is. Bams got a right to say, I do this as well as any one Anthony Davis included. I am as good a defense as he is at offense. And no, you're not. And I love your defense. It's hugely important. And no, you're not. And I love your defense. It's hugely important and no, you're not. And the MVP of the league is now O and three,
Starting point is 00:03:29 Stugots because he should be three time MVP. And Duncan Robinson is mean mugging him. Right. Down seven in the fourth, headed into the fourth quarter, Duncan Robinson is gonna bail you out. I mean, he changed that game. You gotta give him credit. I mean, Duncan changed that game, you gotta give him credit.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I mean, Duncan was ready, it's always a different guy, a different guy seemingly every night for the heat, and last night it was gave Vincent, and Struz gave you a good start in the first quarter, but then Duncan came and turned that game around. That Duncan Robinson mean mug kind of reminded me of Tyler Hiro's mean mug, and now worried. What's similar about those two? Worried because Tyler Hiro's mean mug. And now worried. What's similar about those two?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Worried because Tyler Hiro's mean mug ended up losing later in the playoffs after meeting the Celtics. Exactly. No, the Lakers, the Lakers series. But didn't he mean mug in the Celtic series? It was the Lakers series. It was the Lakers series.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yeah. So now you, so I just want to hear to find Roy's analysis on this is you're now afraid they're going to lose because the superstition of Tyler, hero made a face and Duncan has made a face. Yeah, go sit in the penalty box. Oh, wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:35 How's that any different than they haven't lost since March at home? There's been like four games since March. It's the NBA. I'm not interested in disputing whether it's a penalty or not. Come on. Get out. This is some of the thing. Get out.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I don't care. It's terrible analysis. I'm super. It's the same thing. You're in that way. I'll wait until my pant is analysis. We've got no. You got to go over.
Starting point is 00:04:56 You've got no rules. Wow. I'll give it to you later because I'm going to the podium. All right. We're sending him to game five and game seven. If there's game five or game seven Vegas looks overwhelming So did the nuggets in game one I mean, what are we doing? How many teams that have reached the finals have this
Starting point is 00:05:17 Where you you know the two guys are gonna be in at the end bam and Jimmy But there's like eight guys that could be in those final three spots. The, and I feel like this is spoke if we win this title, this is Sposed Champion. We, it's not Jimmy. It's Sposed. This, I'm waiting for one time for Mark Jackson or Jeff Fengundi to tell me that a coach on the other team has done something. All I hear is Sposed Zone, Sposed starting Kevin Love.
Starting point is 00:05:41 I haven't heard anything Mike Malone has done. Mozilla, Tom Thibodeau, the butcher, like what are, like, Spowe is running circles around these other coaches in this place. Chris, but Mike Malone was really good, Michael, excuse me, he doesn't like Mike. Michael Malone was really good in the first game where they blew him out. Like, he was excellent. All right, I'm not doing, I'm not doing, I'm not doing, I'm not doing. No, listen, I want to play this sound of Eric Spolstra really dismissing
Starting point is 00:06:06 Ramona Shelburn in a way that was unnecessary I mean at this time of year that he'd have so much bleep off in them like like all of you we don't care what any of you think about anything that Spowe is being uncharacteristic with a career reporter who is very good being rude answering a question that all the broadcasters were talking about last night and everybody was noticing which is oh when you get scores for the they've lost three times but if he's the center piece of the offense and just passing the ball to everybody if you take away is passing
Starting point is 00:06:39 then all of a sudden you might win the game and suppose like you're all idiots you're all idiots and assholes the video team is working on that before they get to that sound. Can I just talk about good setup though? I'm just saying Kyle. Okay, five dollars. Are you in charge today? Are you in charge because we've got chaos coming and you're the alleged executive producer put five dollars in here and you're handling everything and it's already a little messy Now he's mad. Well, who are you mad at the video department? You're mad at the video department? No, we have the video Chris is right now there. What are you doing? I want to talk to Chris for a second this because we're headed into a week chaos
Starting point is 00:07:17 And if Chris isn't in control things I got to find someone to it because my clients in Vegas already and I don't trust What's happening there in any way. Okay. I mean is looking for the Yoke it's brothers. He's looking. I don't know. I don't know. Those are two guys that would not be looking for. I mean, sorry. And Roy has notes. And so we've got to get to the Roy note. If you want to know what I'm up to, I was trying to figure out a way because all of the all of the broadcasters are very in love with spools trust us trying to find a joke to feed two gods to say that they have sponors but you couldn't find it i would i couldn't get there and then we started looking
Starting point is 00:07:54 for the video and then we're talking about remodeled shelter and bro i had no it's just there's a lot going on well yes put on the poll do all the broadcasters have sponors and uh... yes christkode is saying what you got adjustments michael malone even though none of us know what the bleep we're talking about with this stuff the adjustments were my assessment where they he made half their threes and when they do that they tend to win they did eight times during the season they did
Starting point is 00:08:19 four times in itself to twice against the box and now they've done it in denver you shoot fifty percent from three. You're largely gonna win But Spowe is watching film. He's making adjustments. Malone is just yelling at his players playhorn More effort play better deep better More effort! You coach, I mean seriously. He said Malone says flatly We're going down to Miami and we're gonna win one because we're gonna be more disciplined and we're going to win one because we're going to be more disciplined and we're going to work harder. Great. It also helps when you have more than two free throws and maybe a goal 10 maybe.
Starting point is 00:08:50 A goal 10 Jimmy stepped out of bounds. Again, they lost the nuggets lost by three and they gave up four zeller points. The zeller stuff is funny man. He gets stripped as often as I would out there. We criticize zeller, but he had as many baskets in that game as ported. He is clumsy. Yes, yes. He is clumsy, and I don't trust him to not be clumsy. And Channing Frye said, because we're all untrained eyes. Channing Frye, who played, says you got to start Zeller against YoKich.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Oh. That's an old time. You can't do that. You got to start Zeller. Not love and pulsing people out so that love can be on Aaron Gordon. You have more Zeller minutes is the answer. Do you understand how much fewer Zeller minutes there need
Starting point is 00:09:38 to be? This is sposed time though. I'm telling you, this is what this is what we're going to look back on 20 years from now. This was sposed. I agree, yes. Well, if they win the championship yet. They have not won the championship yet.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Let's slow down Homer guy, okay. Let's slow down. Homer guy, Ra Ra coach, my coach is the greatest and just play the sound. Just waiting for one adjustment. I just wanna hear Van Gundy or Mark Jackson because I agree with you. I'm not seeing these adjustments, but I hear them praising Spowe and praising Spowe and I don wanna hear Van Gundy or Mark Jackson because I, I agree with you. I'm not seeing these adjustments,
Starting point is 00:10:05 but I, I hear them praising Spowe and praising Spowe, and I don't hear them saying anything. It's all Yokeh Jovier. But just so that you understand, because Spowe is directing this at everybody, because it's not just Ramona Shelburn, it's everybody who was saying, oh, you just get Yokeh to stop getting a sense.
Starting point is 00:10:21 You can't do that! That's not a thing! He's the MVP of the Lincoln Gets, usually whatever he wants. You can't do that. That's not a thing. He's the MVP of the league. He gets usually whatever he wants. You don't prevent him from doing anything. Maybe some zone will work a little bit, but it's supposed to talk to everyone when he's saying, your eyes not as trained as mine.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Everybody. Hey, Cux, we're gonna show him any SPM. This is probably oversimplifying things, but sometimes when teams play against yo-kits, you turn him into a scorer, you turn him into a passer, and he them into a passer, any controls the game. You only had four assists tonight. Yeah, that's a ridiculous, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:50 it's just, that's the untrained eye that says something like that. This guy's an incredible player, you know, twice in two seasons, he's been the best player on this planet. You can't just say, oh, make him a score. That's not how they play. They have so many different actions
Starting point is 00:11:12 that just get you compromised. We have to focus on what we do. We try to do things the hard way and he requires you to do many things the hard way. Man, he has our full respect. Okay, thank you. Thank you, coach. The question being asked of him
Starting point is 00:11:31 part of the reason that it's funny. He knows how hard what it was to do that to them because here, Spowe, your magic toolbox, here, I'm gonna put it in with my elbow and it's gonna bounce seven times on the rim and I'm just gonna keep doing that. And that whole bam and vantage that you have have he's gonna get stuck in my armpit And I'm gonna keep scoring you felt like that was rude of Spowe that response
Starting point is 00:11:52 I felt like he did it with a smile. He was very respectful No, he's tired of the analysis because the analysis is bad. That was not a smile No, no sharks don't smile like that's not a smile ¡Pero, eso no es un smil! ¡No! ¡No! ¡Sarx no es un smil! ¡No! ¡No! ¡No! ¡Esta coche en ese momento era un canable!
Starting point is 00:12:16 Hola, alguien me escucha, necesito ayuda. Estoy en Barcelona y las criaturas están por todas partes. Si me escuchas, al raíz, ¡blook! ¡Dais! Escucheis lo que escuchéis, tapados los ojos. y las criaturas están por todas partes. A raíz, ¡blook, raíz! Escuchéis lo que escuchéis, tapados los ojos. La calle vamos todos a cieras, pero lo más aterradores no saber en qué confiar. Uy de las personas que os piden que mireis.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Si queréis seguir convido. Estreno en Netflix el 14 de julio. Te atreves a ver. Dan Levatard. ¡We are crazed right now! ¡What you are, you are pathetic crazy! ¡What are you guys! ¡Sugazas alive! ¡I'm not saying! ¡He's been keeping this act over there!
Starting point is 00:12:55 Jats has been writing the entire time about the Miami Heat and a meme here is getting buried by heat nation, he's been telling you, he's been keeping it. You're praising Struz screws he was all for nice what is that what are we doing when screws goes to the cup he's looking to lay it up he's not looking to turn it over like Duncan Robinson is Duncan Robinson is a coward
Starting point is 00:13:15 listen listen it is a coward stugats Chris a coward and bam can be bam in DC I am done with him and Kyle Lowry's one of the worst postseason players in the history of the NBA This is the Dan Lebathar show with his two gods We're going to celebrate the panther stuff in a second even though they lost because I saw the Greg Cody headline and
Starting point is 00:13:43 even though they lost because I saw the Greg Cody headline. And honest to God, even though I know it's so, I had to sort of shake my head and be like, Cody's got this wrong, right? He's like, after eight consecutive road playoff wins, the Panthers finally lose one. And I thought about it for a second and I'm like, how are they winning eight, how what? Like eight straight road playoff
Starting point is 00:14:05 wins and on that one, they score at the end of the second period and they're going to the third period and you're feeling good about like really they're going to do this again and then Vegas falls on their head. And Billy doesn't love the theatrics. I hate it. Let's play hockey. I'm here for some puck, not for a show. You know what I mean? Knights fighting on the ice with swords. Okay, but then we have people ascending to the ceiling and they have all these LED lights. Let's just play hockey.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Like I tuned in at eight o'clock to watch a hockey game. Let's watch a hockey game at eight o'clock. You want to do all that other stuff? Do it at 7.30, not at eight o'clock. These games are late enough as it is. Luckily, that was a weekend, okay? So I can stay up on the weekend and watch this is not a school night.
Starting point is 00:14:44 But the other days, we need to start the game when the game needs to start. We don't need that. And if this is how Las Vegas is gonna be treating their sports, take the teams away from them. Oh my God. You waited this long to get all these teams and now we're just doing like these cheap shows
Starting point is 00:14:55 before, no thank you. Get to hockey. Exactly right. What's next, magicians? I mean, what are we doing here? That would be cool, actually. Blue man group is gonna be spilling all over the eye. But Billy, you love that stuff.
Starting point is 00:15:04 You love all that stuff. Now it's my hockey. You can't mix the two There's a line. Oh line plus plus the night. Oh is win in this pre show battle like it's gotta be boring for like the season ticket holders You want a loss? Oh, I'm just saying I'm just saying Oh, the panther in mascot comes out like for stabbing. mean, it's like it's predictable. Same thing every week. Surprise me one time. Surprise me with a loss. Just dump one. So my adversity, you know, that the team has to now come back and avenge.
Starting point is 00:15:32 They're like the Harlem Globetrotters, like knocking off. Nobody. That's not their board with you. You could see it in the performance. They're like, yeah, this hit. And then this hit. Okay. Now you take my sword. But Billy, the part I'm surprised by with you is i think you would like an actual renaissance fair like i would have a hockey game i would imagine that you would i would imagine that if i said you at any other time in your life before right now hey billy do you think i can make hockey better with a joust uh... i feel like you would
Starting point is 00:16:04 say yes to that but you'd be like you would say yes to that. You'd be the first to say yes to that. How would Dan, that sounds silly. How would you even just a nice, are the horses wearing skates? How would you make this happen? That I'd be interested to see. What would we do?
Starting point is 00:16:14 Vegas can do these things as you know. They have a lot of, people are the performance is cheesy, are they inspiring? Because it's a big spectacle, and all of sports is going toward the gambling money all of it So we're gonna have football and baseball and Vegas and ref scandals and everything else We're gonna have great great stuff coming as soon as everything gets to Vegas is Wayne Newton made an appearance yet
Starting point is 00:16:39 Is he going to whose first him or care at top dropping the puck or whatever they do in hockey? Roy can you help us here is our game five to game seven corresponded your notes from Vegas? What is in your notes? My my notes have the mistakes that the pantas made during game one. Nothing about Wayne Newton. Really? No, nothing about. The weird thing about that game is that for both teams, anytime they had real scoring chances, the goalie made miraculous saves and all all the goals happen to be those weird ones that get the flight in.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Weird game. Yeah. It was just a weird game. Yeah. I don't think it's fair for any goalie on Earth to have to endure two screens, given how fast everyone out there is moving. I think that's an unfair thing that I felt bad for Buprof's game.
Starting point is 00:17:19 You see Buprof's game. I'm like, this job is really hard already for a lot of different reasons. Two screeners not fair. Imagine in baseball, you could just put somebody in front of the hitter. I learned something. You had to be like, what?
Starting point is 00:17:31 You say it's a weird game. That's the pitch, though. That's right, that's what it's like, though. I felt bad for Bobrovskim. Like, really, Hill's gonna make that save on Cousins. It's gonna be a stick save. It's gonna be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. No, that's on Cousins.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah, that's on that cousins. You gotta get that puck. Yeah, you gotta get that puck. And you gotta stone twice. After the save by Hill, the defenseman came in. Yeah, the defenseman came in with his stick and knocked the puck away. So that's twice you got knocked out of the corner.
Starting point is 00:17:57 There was some water cooler talk earlier, Dan, and I'm wondering where you stand on this. Some people were saying before the show, maybe it's time to pull Bob. And you make a change at Goli, obviously. The Panthers are here because of how great he's been doing, but maybe you make the change a little bit too early. Tony, repeat what you've been doing.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Tony, repeat what you just said off my. Billy does a weird thing where he says water cooler talk, but he's the one that said it to me. That's right. I don't care. Thank you for betraying him. I see you on the water cooler. He was there with him.
Starting point is 00:18:25 He was standing there by himself and you guys were cooking up shit takes. No, we were just asking questions, Dan. Okay, let me ask you a question. Let's say Bob, there's a five-gulceo down O2. Then you start having the conversation or do you think about it now? This is what you are.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Give him some rest, rest his legs. This is what you are. I have to say maybe Spencer Knight says, hey, I'm just gonna come back. Give him some rest. I think it's about to hurt. Okay, give him some rest, rest his legs. This is what you are. I have to say maybe Spencer Knight says, hey, I'm gonna come back. Give him some rest. I think it's not the Hurricanes. Give him some rest. That's why he needs rest, man.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Exactly. I don't like the passive aggressive nature of Billy in general and- What does that even mean? I'm just, we're just having a hot, I like to let you know something, gang. Right now in this room, there are two credentialed members of the hockey media,
Starting point is 00:19:03 Roy Bellamy and Billy Gill What about Chris Chris Goldie as well. Yeah, you're going as a fan. Yeah, no, you're going as a fan too You guys actually all of us accept Tony. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying is some people have to be impartial and have a difficult questions We will get to Jeremy being a journalist allegedly credentialed media member at the heat game in a second. He lost his voice screaming at the arena where there were no players. He also heard his hand with pom poms. I heard you want to add a pop on this kind of like a regional national and international embarrassment, just screaming in the stands, not doing journalism at all, losing his voice, celebrating the greatest fourth quarter the Miami Heat have ever had.
Starting point is 00:19:45 He's just in the back saying, I do my job. We'll get to that sound in a second, but I just wanna scamper back to where Billy is, anarchist Billy. Replacing Bob? Well, just not just replacing Bob, but just his general joy around luring you in
Starting point is 00:20:05 to what I believe to be the metal arc media corner where the methods cooked you and him go over there and you go and you start talking and next thing you know bobrovsky is bench because he's allowed five goals and we trust him we're just playing out scenarios we're asking the right questions then there might only be three games left you don't want to you know you want to go We're asking the right questions, Dan. There might only be three games left. You don't want to, you know, you want to go down swinging with the right goalie. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah, just truly terrible. We will get to Roy's notes in a second. We'll revisit this tomorrow, Dan. What? I hope not. I hope not too, honestly. I hope that Bob pulls it together and Paul Marista doesn't have to make a move.
Starting point is 00:20:43 That's the head coach. Yes, but if he doesn't just know, we we said it today Dan. That's all that matter He just googled with the name of the coach. No, I know this. I know He he started carrying four games ago. Now he's credential media members not a fan who's got more Journalistic credentials than both Jeremy and Chris. I'll tell you this much I will not be cheering in the press box on Thursday Wow, because I won't know what's going on. Roy, we will get to your notes in a second.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I mean, we will see if we can sober him up wherever he is. He's chasing, he's trying to chase down the mythical Yokeitch brothers. Mike Ryan is in Vegas and already polluted, so that's not going to go well. But last night, and I'm not kidding you, when I heard this this morning, I legitimately burst out laughing. And it's not because Ryan Cortez, Parakeet Cortez has done something extraordinarily stupid throughout these playoffs where he's infiltrating Boston sports radio. But yesterday, he infiltrated after that game, Denver sports radio. And after that game, Denver sports radio and should be titled
Starting point is 00:21:48 indifferent Denver sports radio. Right. But it's not it's something like altitude, whatever altitude sports radio, he infiltrates it and he, it's a great name. I think the shows called in the paint okay and and right and so courtes calls with his my amy stupidity but the part about me the part that was my favorite part of this is the very end of it when uh... sort of bimused confused broadcaster reacts to what is just happened i uh... let's open up the phone lines nougat's lose
Starting point is 00:22:23 carl your next on in the pa not just lose carl you were next on in the pico at carl pay what's up they thank you so much for taking my call for sure about the adjustments that michael malone tonight i might self-hours watching the game from the new flanagan by the arena and the guy next to me his name sedano he kept saying in spanish be taken for a satacle more in the middle
Starting point is 00:22:44 which loosely it translates to culture chatter is in Denver radio the nuggets played like you coward cool Carl thank you for the call we appreciate that I don't understand anything that you said Jeff you are next on in the paint in the paint man I got to tune in more often. What he said in Spanish was breaded steak, of course, with white rice and black beans. That's what he said, but it got translated.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I don't understand anything that you said. Jeff, you are next on in the paint. He also summoned Jorge Sedano. He named dropped Sedano for no good reason. One more time, just because I want flustered broadcaster. I still got this. This has happened a lot recently. The chief fan base took us seriously. The Bill's fan base took us seriously.
Starting point is 00:23:36 The 49ers fan base took us seriously. I love whenever a confused, we're very serious about our sports city gets a furnace blast of Ryan Cortez playing pit bull songs and making just a general idiot of himself. All right, let's open up the bone glass. No gets lose. Carl, you are next on in the paint. Go ahead, Carl. Hey, what's up, Nate?
Starting point is 00:23:58 Thank you so much for taking my call for sure, man. To talk about the adjustments that Michael Malone made tonight I myself I was watching the game from the new slain against by the arena and the guy next to me his name Sedano he kept saying in Spanish be taken for a satacle more in Maduro which loosely it translates to culture chatter is in Denver radio the nuggets played like radio the nuggets played like cool Carl thank you for the call we appreciate that I don't understand anything that you said Jeff you are next on in the paint right the Jeff I just also want you to imagine with his sunglasses on and midnight him moving away from the phone with let's go he's not even here the phone anymore.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Cool Carl. And I translated it wrong. It wasn't just rice and black beans, also some plantain, some lovely bananas are in there as well. Translated loosely is heat culture. He is bananas. Cool Carl. Oh, and that guy, that Denver Broadcaster like. Cool Carl. Oh That guy
Starting point is 00:25:05 That Denver Broadcaster like cool Carl get worth it. It's a realm of hell mint night taking calls He's hosting in the paint and he's an Evan. I don't understand anything that you said Jeff you are next on in the paint I don't understand anything that you said Jeff you are next on in the paint. I don't understand anything that you said. Jeff, you are next on in the paint. I killed it. Culture chatter is in 10 for radio. The nuggets played like... You coward! What's going on? Cool, Carl. Thank you for the call. We appreciate that. I don't understand anything that you said Jeff you are next on in the paint Don Lebertard
Starting point is 00:25:51 Spots two guts more sports this is the Don Lebertard show with this two guts We've got to get to Roy's hockey notes. You guys mentioned, because I really do when I watch that sport, I am mesmerized by just how insane all of it is, the speed, how technically proficient these people are, where Roy can say, and you got to say, and be right, that one of the greatest goalie stick saves I've ever seen, you got to go top shelf there, cousins, you got to, you're be right, that one of the greatest goalie stick saves I've ever seen, you gotta go top shelf their cousins. You gotta, you're in front of the net, it's a wide open net, nobody gets those opportunities,
Starting point is 00:26:30 and you miss two of them, and as an added bonus, they hit you in the face with a stick at the end. And I'm just gonna say that again, normal part of playoff hockey. You don't see that happening in basketball. They hit you in the face with a stick after you were sitting there.
Starting point is 00:26:45 You're not only missed two gold chances of a lifetime in the final. Yeah. Nick cousins had a rough game. He did. He got roughed up all night. It was pretty bad. The only chance the goal he has of making that save
Starting point is 00:26:58 is if cousins did what he did, which is go low. If he puts it top shelf, he does it goal. But regardless, Hill made a beautiful save and made a beautiful save on a play that started beautifully with its Montour to Kachak to cousin. You're right there. They set you up. These two great people just, they just put it for you there here. Just put it in.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Oh, I'm sorry. The Vegas keeper is going to make an amazing save from his dreams because that's the save every goal he wants to make with a, with a stick. I want to cover hockey our way, getting to Roy's notes and getting to, got some very excited about this tomorrow. As we go local all week from 9 to 10, Randy Moller's gonna join us and that is a voice from the past for us. One of the things that he has done,
Starting point is 00:27:40 he's the radio voice for the pants as we had so much fun with him. So much fun. Yeah, because we were laughing at the idea of not merely hockey and Florida, but hockey and Florida on the radio. How how is that? Let's make it entertaining. How do we make that entertaining? It's hard because the game moves very fast and Randy Moller has made it very entertaining for a generation of fans, local legend covering this team following this terrible franchise around surviving every administration of terrible management because everyone loves Randy Mueller.
Starting point is 00:28:13 And a long time ago, he agreed to just on actual goals on the radio respecting nothing, just do an assortment of pop culture references, movie references, when radical moroc would score. So let's just play a couple of those in honor of Randy Moller who will join us tomorrow. And also we got to check in with a hungover Mike Ryan and Vegas. Pull me, sir, on the left point. Steps in, wrist drop right on the shoot, they score!
Starting point is 00:28:39 She blinded me with science! Stillman, right out of, make sure they score! Make me a bicycle clown. Here's Horton, top of the face off circle. Doesn't shoot the fight. Now he gets a shot away. Rebound the booth, right under front again. The Panther's swabbling at it, and they score!
Starting point is 00:28:56 This game is tied up at three. Waka Waka. Panther's come right back with a two on one. Down the left side, here's Baller. With a wrist shot, shoot the score side. Here's ballers with a wrist shot. Judy score. We've landed on the moon. The Borac takes a shot loose puck right on the front. Pelted in.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Pucks in the rebound. What's in the box? The Panthers have a tune. Nothing Lee spoiler alert. Gwyneth Paltrow's head. What? Play another one for me here. Randy Molar will join us live and and then 9-10 Eastern tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Down the goal line to skill him and he skates up. Place off got turn around shot. Traffic out of front. Loose my crystal. Play scar! Boom Easter! Hey, that man hits money! There's Bollmester, the smooth skating defenseman up the middle. That's was off the mark. Now there's a turnover. Here's Campbell, and he fends the mark. Now there's a turnover. Here's Campbell. Any fence on it.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Rebound by Ole's. Get your day's score! Who's your daddy and what does he do? Camper's get control of it though. Again, here's Boy, not the right wing. Throw his eye in front of these shoes. Hey, score! You're my boy, Blue!
Starting point is 00:29:57 Zednik throws across ice pass. To Horton, he fakes fire scores! Nathan Horton, Sky Rockets in White, afternoon delight. You got to sell that one more. You do. Yeah. Don't criticize the legend. Find me as many of those as you can because I legitimately can't play enough of those.
Starting point is 00:30:19 We have to check in with Mike Ryan as well. But, to God's, I learned something on Saturday that was both funny and surprising because my wife and I rescued a dog and there are things that you learn about a dog. Like, from the Redlands, somebody left the pit bull out there and he's a wimp. He's scared of everything, including, I learned Saturday. It's not his fault, then. That is a wimp. I mean, he's been through. I imagine it was not a great life, but I imagine also that whatever his past includes was not what happened to me Saturday night, which is I learned that my pit bull muscled strong dog
Starting point is 00:30:52 is clearly afraid of the hockey horn sound when a gold scores. I don't know what he's been through. I imagine it was not a great life, but I imagine also that whatever his past includes was not what happened to me Saturday night, which is I learned that my pit bull muscleed strong dog is clearly afraid of the hockey horn sound when a gold scores. And it was happening a lot on Saturday and he was just running away from the television because it's the greatest sound in sports.
Starting point is 00:31:17 But a disoriented dog was just quivering in the corner, scared, and in the third period it was like, why does this keep happening? So you watched it not on mute, huh? Congratulations volume And look at what my reward is a scare dog a terrible sweet a terrifying dog because after the jousting and everything Vegas Vegas was insane, so you're thinking goalie change as well or I mean people are saying it Vegas was insane. So you're thinking goalie change as well or I mean people are saying it. Let's play the sound here of the report Mike Ryan has landed in Vegas. God knows what time it is right there. God knows if he's slept at all and what kind of intoxicants He's on, but let's just play sound from Mike Ryan. He's not chasing the Yoke its brothers in Denver. That's a mean, but let's play the sound
Starting point is 00:32:03 Before we introduce Mike Ryan and his nice hat. I'm actually hearing, we're about to play this sound here. I'm actually hearing Mike Ryan is hopping in the zoom. So, but let's play this video first to set it up. Alright, is the video ready? Because a lot is happening around here this week. It's crazy. This is a correening clown car that is going to pinball all over the place and I'm very scared. We're going to get in trouble this week because it's hard to keep the lights on and we shouldn't do any of this stuff live. Let's go ahead and go to Mike's initial report. Was it from the Vegas airport? Was it around slot machines? Where was he? Let's listen in.
Starting point is 00:32:34 How many folks? Here in Fabulous Las Vegas. I have a great time just landed and I'm going to create a special content for all you guys out there. It's Sunday, fun day. World is our oyster. And we're just going to go. Where's the tropic canna? It's a wrong kind of big cat.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Different big cats gonna be taking over the shrimp. Wow! Wow, wow, wow! Wow! That's gonna drink. Welcome to the World Family Science Wings Shriff as you can see the whole world. Thanks for coming. Thanks. I have my battery set. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:33:28 That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:33:44 That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. That's when you strip as you can see the whole thing. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Mm, like, one minute. Five minutes. Five minutes. So that's five minutes. He's got a camera in front. That's what this is gonna. Hello. Hello. Hello, Mickey L. Michael.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Is this Mike? Michael, that's him? You, do you want, Michael? Is this Mike Ryan? This, this, this, this. Mike is Fred and Fred, hey listen here okay? D1, okay you know D1 news? D1 news, don't worry about Natti, okay don't worry about Natti. Miguel, he's in good hands okay?
Starting point is 00:34:17 That's all you need to know. He was kidnapped while we having him in the zoo. He was kidnapped while we having him in the zoo. Miguel, you see Michael, you see Miguel, you see him tomorrow, okay? Reese might Ryan Let him know it's producer John's time to read them I'm going to leave you on the way. Somani, I'm going to lose this. Go Panthers, go Panthers, go out! Yeah, I'll lose this. I think you can get him. Ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao. I mean, we sent Mike to Vegas on a Metal Arc account.
Starting point is 00:34:56 I didn't know we had sent John Reed to Vegas on a Metal Arc account. Do we trust him enough to have him in Vegas? I don't know. Can I have a producer? Yeah, I don't know about that one then. Mike Ryan. Thank you, Tony. I don't know why he's there on an account. Mike, are you sober? You're just what time is it right now in Vegas? Oh, okay. They got a patches through. Mike, you got us?
Starting point is 00:35:19 Mike, are you are you there for? Okay, excellent work by you guys. Thank you. I appreciate that you're ready to go Your concerns have been valid but just look at him. I mean holy shit. I didn't know he was going I didn't know what we could have used him here. Is that a haste in accent? What was that accent? The kidnapper is of undeterminate foreign kidnapping skills and ethnicity. Well, bad skills if he's in the suit. Like from Top Gun.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Just, it's just a general threatening accent. Could be from anywhere in the world. Could be any kind of person. There he goes. Yes, Vegas Nightclub Life is no good for him. I can't hear nobody. Nobody. You can't hear nobody. Nobody. You can hear me.
Starting point is 00:36:06 You can. Can you give us a report here from Vegas? Roy's going out for games five and seven. We haven't had time to get to Roy's notes, Roy's mistakes. Could you want to go over them with him? Do you guys, Roy, go ahead and handle this segment here with Mike Ryan and talk about the coverage. Is he at the wall door for me?
Starting point is 00:36:29 I can't hear them. All right, Mike. I will try not to go as loud. Yeah, hang over. So I'm gonna go over the mistakes that the pants has made. So let's go with the John Demonsha Show going right now. All right, so both of you, the demon went behind the net. Both of them covered one man.
Starting point is 00:36:44 That left the front of that wide open for John Demontos. So that's one mistake right there. He had some bad luck with Anthony Declirgan blocking the shot. So he was hobbled on the ice, could not get off the ice. In Shate theodore made a move on him.
Starting point is 00:36:58 And the blue line turned around, left him in the dust, ended up in the middle of the ice. And the screen in front of Bob, couldn't not see the puck. A lot of that alone. But I'm trying to see the puck with one of the great videos. I thought he was gonna start jumping up and down on his skates. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:13 And then the last mistake here, the Mark Stone goal, Aaron Erick, where I tried to clear the puck out of the zone, puck rolled up on him, and up being a pop fly basically. And Mark Stone knocked it down with a high stick. Was they reviewed? I still think it was a high stick, but Sam. They were saying that it's like, it's like when he's standing tall, right?
Starting point is 00:37:34 But he's tall. Cause he's speeding gets lower, get out of here. If it's above the shoulder, it's a high stick. Yeah, he leaned to the right, so it's gonna dip the little bit. But they're saying if he was standing straight, it would not have been a high stick. That's what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:37:46 The puck was over the crossbar. You were projecting. Mike Ryan, your thoughts, live coverage from Vegas hung over six o'clock in the morning, get some sleep. Your thoughts on Roy's mistakes. He still can't hear me. All right. Excellent work, John Raid.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Thank you. Now's a good time to take care of the lights and everything there with the last four seconds of the segment. Thank you, gentlemen, for all your hard work.

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