The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: It's Time to Take Advantage of Our Audience
Episode Date: December 4, 2023Dan "The Urinator" Le Batard is taking a break from his normal balanced perspective to celebrate the No. 1 seed in the AFC, the Miami Dolphins! Dan, Stugotz, and the Shipping Container discuss Tua, Ty...reek Hill's dominance, the Dolphins becoming the Chiefs, and more after the Fins blowout victory. Then, Dan ruined David Samson's weekend because David ruined Dan's merch store with exorbitant prices that take advantage of the audience and profits that "trickle down" to the Shipping Container. Plus, Deion Sanders is here to celebrate PORTAL DAY! Deion discusses the College Football Playoff including Nick Saban, Washington ruining everything, his team this year, and recruiting in the transfer portal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
This is the Don Levertor Show with the Stugat's Podcast.
I fancy myself a journalist.
Unbiased, I'm the urinator when things get too exciting in
town in sports, your local neighborhood columnist comes over and says, pump the brakes, everybody
slow down we've been here before, but I can't remember this century and I think I got two generations
of codeys around here, this century of the dolphins being able to say in December in December
mm-hmm top seed by oh Baltimore Kansas City might have to come here I'm not
scared of anybody in December I can't be biased anymore I'm in tune on wow
I welcome I can't be on biased anymore I've been trying I've for 20 years. I've established the character of the urnator
Right, everybody's all excited. I come around. I'm like hold on hold on everybody
So it's a 45 to 15 over the commanders for you to stop urinating
This is problematic for the future of our show
But I would say that what you saw yesterday in a game, nobody but Miami cares about because
San Francisco ended everything Miami was when we all backed up with like, oh, holy shit,
when they're healthy, they're better than everybody. Look at what nobody drags Philadelphia
and Philadelphia like that.
Do it in the post season.
That's fine, but they would have last year if they had a quarterback, if McCaffrey wasn't
playing quarterback.
Right.
They've done it quite a bit in the post season.
And you know what, they make it to the NFC championship game. They make it to a
Super Bowl. They never finish it off. Finish it off. Okay. So do it in the Super Bowl
and finish it off and finish it off. Alright. Yeah. Okay. I think I'm talking off a little
bit. A little bit impressive team nonetheless. We saw it yesterday. They're healthy. Holy
shit. They're going to be hard to beat by anybody. But to me, the most encouraging thing about what the dolphins have that is meant
to echo that because San Francisco has been a step away with Garoppolo. He can't play as a sustainable
business model when you've got the Schemer who can produce 45 points. And he's got some sort of
cheat code because a Chan now, I think now this is cheating because they scored seventy against denver but when he's
out there there five hundred yards of game and forty points of game on average
because what they have a sustainable because where
san francisco has dbo sammial changes the entire game
they have tyree killed who's clearly a game breaker and shifted the power in the
conference from kansas city to my amy all of sudden
because that's what's happens to got some homes homes had a now we know seeing Tyree kill in
Miami.
You see that.
Oh, look, it it cheapens by degrees in Kansas City.
Yeah, Barry Switzer won a championship after after Jimmy Johnson left him players, but
it gets cheap in the little bit.
And when you have to pay Tyree over here or let him go, he needs that receiver.
The thing that's hard to figure out with the chiefs.
I'm not saying you're wrong, Dan,
but they won a Super Bowl since letting to re-kill go.
But my point was that Barry Switzer won one
with what was left of Jimmy Johnson
before the entire game changed.
Like, the point of what I'm saying is now you see,
because this is crazy.
So this part is crazy.
So while the game was entirely changing
and the running back became disposable,
the San Francisco 49er said,
no, we got a bunch of scheming advantages
and let's go get McCaffrey.
And now he leads the league in touchdowns,
but who's second, most are,
and he's not the special one on this offense.
No.
Like that, that parts crazy.
You're built like San Francisco.
You got San Francisco East now
and what the dolphins are.
And now you're competing at the top of the brain power of the sport
Well, I've got good news for for dolphins fans because I think what you're presently seeing is
You are turning into Kansas City where you had the young
cheap quarterback put up big numbers because he had great skill set and
As you mentioned Kansas City has won two Super Bowls that way. What you're
seeing with Kansas City today in the last two weeks, which has really been the story of
the season with Kansas City is those receivers are not making plays. And while Patrick Mahomes
still remains the best quarterback in the league from a talent perspective, he needs some
skill help. And hopefully for the Miami Dolphins, you get to the point where you're going
to have to overpay to a and you may also have to say goodbye to Tyree Kill down the line the way
that the Kansas City Chiefs were, but that's a good model to find, especially for this franchise,
that's dying at a shot at a Super Bowl. It is, but I do feel like for the dolphins to make it to
the Super Bowl, they need to have the one C, they need to have home field advantage. Like, I'm
more confident that my homes can go on the road and win a couple of playoffs games.
You don't get to be tapped the breaks today.
I'm saying that right now, as of today, the top seed in December is the Miami Dolphins
and that they've won all the games against easy teams and that you doubt them, doesn't
much matter to me because I imagine that what would happen to Miami against San Francisco
being healthy is what just happened to Philadelphia.
That's okay, but I also think the dolphins can beat anybody and I certainly think that
it went to playoff games and then take their chances against hoping that San Francisco's
hurt.
See the dolphins and their fans have gotten too comfortable already with their success
that we're going into the conversation of can we compete against these good teams.
I don't want to do that yet.
We can have that conversation when we get to the playoffs.
Let's just celebrate the teams
that were better than now.
We are now in a space.
I am watching football games,
and I'm like, this cold tightens game is so sad.
I was them for 20 years.
It is so fun now to just look around the league
and be like, Falcons.
They're going to host a home game.
The same spirit car.
Ah!
Yeah, check down.
It is your check counts.
Third and 12, no problem.
That is where I am right now.
Oh, good to see look inside the division.
Oh.
You just want to live here forever.
Yeah, I'll give you.
I'll give you what you want, Chris.
I think the dolphins are making a Super Bowl.
I genuinely think they're making the Super Bowl. So do I. If they get home-filled Bowl. I genuinely think they're making the Super
Bowl. So do I. If they get home field. But I do think they're going to get home field.
We're all late to this party. Cody was way ahead. No, that's the thing. Everyone's doing
the thing today of who said Tyree kill for MVP first. May. My dad wrote the column yesterday.
Yeah. So God said he said it four weeks ago. Tony says he said a week too. That part's gross.
Right. Well, part all of it gross. What part? All of it.
All of it.
I just want to be clear on your strategy with the dolphins.
You think they can win too and then pray that the Niners are hurt.
That is correct.
I believe that everyone in the sport is hoping that the Niners are hurt the rest of the
season.
I just need to know who in our world said Tyree Kill MVP for me.
But this is me.
I mean, why have a sports show if you can't take credit for saying that thing first?
That's the rule.
But that's not even the grossest part of this.
The grossest part is just all things Tyree Kill, all of the moral conundrums that bring
the football fund from Kansas City to Miami as hard knocks, celebrates these love and
marriage.
He's changed.
Give him a chance.
It's a different man.
Think about who you are when you were 21
Yeah Tyree kill is is putting together the best receiving season any of us have ever seen
That name the MVP yesterday look vanginkel. We're oh did he have a game?
I look look. I know I know the discussion with jalen Phillips is deaf
You want to have vanginkel and Jalen Phillips, but over the last
season and I'm in the tank for Phillips.
He's a cane, but anytime Van Ginkel gets in there, he is making impact
plays.
I think my Brian one of my my Brian is scouring.
Look, Mike Ryan's a lunatic and he is scouring all gambling
advantages wherever he could find them.
And I just got a text in the middle of the afternoon that just was I would bet right now that Van
Ginkgo will have the first sack I would bet my first if I could find anywhere where I could
And then Van Ginkgo comes in my just studying film trying to find betting advantages in the
crevices in the corners.
And he didn't get that sack.
They didn't credit him.
What?
Not a quarter mile.
I thought he had a sack of pick six,
and he came an inch away from blocking a punt
in the first half.
Yes.
Filing a formal appeal to Cowboy Coral.
Van Ginkgo wrecked them.
But let's talk about Tyree Kill for a second, Stugots,
because Wes Welker, now this is the patron saying,
keep in mind, one of the things that I'm just
flabbergasted right now is that I live in a time
where Gibralp Pepper is apologizing publicly
for being on the field and saying to say,
Juan Barkley, you're lucky we're ass
after a 10 to 7 game.
He had to apologize for that.
Look at what the Patriots are,
Belichek without Brady.
When the sport, their Iowa. Yeah. When the sport changes real fast. I mean, Mike
Evans is a receiver that, I mean, that's a Hall of Famer. 10 straight seasons, 1000 yard
seasons, 10 straight of them. Tyree Kills is going to double that. Like if he stays healthy
and that's a game changing code that when McDaniel tells you at the beginning of the season,
when they brought me Tyree kill is a possibility.
I said give them everything because he knew he could then build this 49 or thing from
there.
I know what you mean by saying stays healthy, but most people just hearing that are assuming
if they're not paying attention that Tyree kill has been healthy this season.
He hasn't been.
He has been battling through injuries. real bad ones for speed guys,
ankle injuries and whatnot, soft issue injuries. He goes out at least once a game. It's not because
he's dramatic. Guy has been banged up. He is doing this while he has been hurt. There's a difference
between hurt and injured. You say banged up, but stew gots. I mean, arm stead yesterday in the game.
I heard it. They're like, and he came into the game with a quad and a hamstring
But now he leaves for an ankle and higmy and the Rams game
They're like he just got tested for a concussion. They're also checking his neck and by the way his hand
He left the field riding the hand when you say banged up like do we really know it's banged up
No, but it's not it's just unbelievable what these people are doing.
So crazy. So what but for Tyree kill to get behind the defense twice for to a long ball
conversations to be totally gone. No one's having those anymore because that guy did that for my homes and now he
does it for two was that second one a good throw. I don't think I don't think it was a great adjustment by Tyree.
You can see him adjust midway where he's looking over shoulder one way, and then he's like, wait, let me just,
first speed, let me go the other way, catch it.
Right there.
Tyree ran up to Tyree to Tua after that play.
I was trying to ask the same question.
I was like, wait, was that a great play by Tyree?
A great throw.
That was one of those plays.
No one knows what really happened there.
Because of the holiday, we didn't really get the opportunity
to talk how like Tua's doing all of this
with a shark bite on his arm
He quite literally gave you a pound of flesh
That that was disgusting you didn't see this Jessica Jessica. He has a car
He hold on there was a dolphins game yesterday
You're wearing you're wearing the colors. Why are you wearing aquan orange?
I'm not I don't think I'm wearing I'm wearing a pigly wiggly shirt, Dan
I didn't know this was going to be a turntable. He's a dull fan. You know what you're doing.
That's celebrating the big matchup
between Washington, historically known as the hogs,
and an aqua shirt.
I mean, you are all dull fans.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I was watching the ESPN College football selection show,
which I know you'll talk about.
That happened later in the show, but I honestly
missed all of the highlights from the,
did they even show it on Red Zone?
Like, I think this game was over so quickly that I must have just missed all I think
the main talking point is a fan got a religious exemption for his flanagan
scuffle what we need to talk about I did see that what fan was able to bring
in a flanagan's cup and apparently it was because he was given a religious
exemption according to the tweet what does that mean mean, you know if you're from here. It's the challenge. Yeah.
Yeah.
The cup and challenge.
That is, it is the most golden cup we have.
We should absolutely have some sort of flanigan cup trophy for some great prize one around
here because it is the great, it's bigger.
Put it on the pole, Jude.
You better cup for South Florida.
Cup that's out Florida values more.
Stanley or Flanagan?
Oh, Flanagan.
Flanagan's the best.
Flanagan's the best.
I was watching college game day.
I was watching the open of college game day.
And the Flanagan's flag that made it appearance last year
is in the open.
So it always brings a smile on my face.
Also, I saw a Flanagan's commercial for the first time.
I hadn't seen them do TV.
On TV?
Yeah.
Really? Yeah, look at this. What was that? What was that? Flanagan's commercial for the first time. I hadn't seen them do TV. On TV? Yeah. Really?
Yeah, look at this.
Look at this guy.
Wow, look at this guy.
Flanagan's.
Was it a big daddy's liquor commercial?
No.
I think I've seen one of those before.
No, it was like straight out of the 90s.
We're a very attractive woman.
Is he eating ribs?
And, you know, it's their sauce dripping.
And it was nice to see.
We used to be a proper country.
I've been quietly amassing a lot of Flanagan's Cubs
For one specific thing we got my Christmas tree yesterday and I'm trying to persuade my wife
To do a Christmas tree Flanagan Cup decoration
I don't think she's gonna go for it, but I do have the ammunition of about 600
I think we're using it to fill the water up. Oh, I thought an entire Christmas tree just made entirely of Flanagan's cups.
That would have been a good idea,
but no, put like a little hook inside of them
and like hang them from the Christmas tree.
So they're ornaments.
Like they're ornaments the whole way down.
I think a Flanagan's cup as the star on top of the tree.
Just walk it through that too.
That would be nice.
Okay, so before we bring in David Samson here,
I would like our team of independent creative thinkers
who are now living in the commerce market.
I want for us to team with Flanagan
so that by the end of the month,
David Samson and Angel Resto are selling Flanagan's
Christmas trees because we celebrate the holidays
with Flanagan's because we don't believe in any cop.
Look, Mike Ryan has been so reluctant recently
to do anything in the way of free advertising for anybody, for anybody.
But flanagan.
He's always in here. Don't talk about that. Don't talk about this. Our sponsors, our sponsors,
your cost and the sponsors. Mike Ryan is so proud of that cup, which he has drunk from
liberally for 20 years. That's an iconic cup. Now, this is how you do a live spot. Flanagan's
come help us build Christmas trees with you
for the holidays.
If my wife will let me.
We're gonna have to cut them in though.
I mean.
No, I'm talking about selling them to our customers.
That would be a big seller all around Florida right there.
We got to capitalize on this damn dolphins run.
Turn it into money.
With Flanagan, go.
This cup is gonna be in Las Vegas come February
Because the dolphins are making the Super Bowl and we need to turn up in Las Vegas
We need to make it a Miami affair Don Lebertard David Samson weirdo
Because he was not he was not the fun substitute teacher who wheeled out a TV and play a VHS tape or armored dead and in science class. He was the the weird one who would need an ex-salad sandwich
while clipping his toenails into the trash can and running about Ronald Reagan.
Stugats. The guy kept talking about how his ass was smooth. Smoother than a newborn's
cheek. He wouldn't stop bragging about his bare buttocks to me.
This is the Don Lebertarar Show with this two gods.
We'll get to David Sampson here just to make it a bit dead.
I am told by the video team.
My to re-kill take was made on October 30th, a full month before Grand Coding.
And I'm not certain they're right by the way.
I feel like I made it earlier.
We have to check the tape because on Sunday Night Live, I might've said it week two. Wow, okay, I'm not going they're right by the way. I feel like I made it early. We have to check the tape because on Sunday night live I might have said it week two. I'm not gonna become the show. I mean, this is what corn iser and will bond still do
I will not have that be the way that we do this where I said it where who was first to the take gets the most right of the take
But Greg Cody was maximum homer. He was saying he was also last it seems he was saying 2000 yard seasons as soon as he got here the moment
They signed him right he was first set up before Tariq
2000 yards
Before everybody
But we are gonna get to college football because it is so wonderfully bananas like just the greatest thing total absolute chaos
We also need to get to college basketball because I saw Joe Zagaki in person for the first time ever
this weekend and I don't know what I was picturing. You're lucky. Should have said hi. I
like to Zagakis here. I like Tony. I can't. Yours is getting good enough that I want Zagaki making an appearance every once in a
while from just a little worried about the judgment. Multiple. I'm necessarily being able to sound like the man I know what to say
to be able to not just say I know I know I know I know walk a razor's edge we got this and I know but you just saying oh yeah
no that's great Chris Cody you do it you see my concern maybe too if I'm not I'm more than
a barrier right not gimmick infringement here everyone finds everyone finds it funny. It's not difficult to do the voice.
It's great.
Yeah, everyone do your voice.
It's really don't get us fired.
You don't mind, don't you?
Get us in trouble.
I'm fine.
Don't harass anyone.
We got it.
Don't incite, don't riot.
I mentioned capital.
I am fine.
If you wish to do that job as program director from...
Sift through his thoughts, that's tough.
He is. Perhaps we should have talked about this in a meeting, job as program director from sift through his thoughts. That's tough.
Perhaps we should have talked about this in a meeting, but my concern isn't that he doesn't do it well enough. He probably doesn't better than me.
I want Chris Cody in the mix and we will see if we can govern Tony a little better,
but I do want to get to the bananas of college football because it's the most
perfect thing, the most wonderful, wonderful thing that what happened in college football.
And I can't legitimately excited to talk about it
because Chris Cody, you rooted for chaos,
and you got chaos.
I mean, so we've got plenty to talk about there,
but first, you got, I want to stop on a serious note
for just a moment here before we bring in Dave Samson
and sort of explain to you
what the merch store means to me and the story behind the merch store and why David Samson is being called here because I needed his help with some business things. I don't know how to do business
and so he's running the merch store now and the merch store debuted and keep in mind the merch store
what it means to me so that I can explain it to the audience.
And it's the place, like, I'm not for sale, right?
Like I don't do commercial reads for anything ever for 20 years
and Stu Gotts does them and makes all the money
from being our sales branch.
Our sale, yeah.
Our sales branch.
And the merch store is where my brother's art resides.
And Angel Resto has been trying to run it for many years, but I'm gonna explain to people what it means to me and the the the merch store is where my brothers art resides and angel rest
was been trying to run it for many years but I'm going to explain to people
what it means to me before we bring in David Samson here because I got like
really pissed off this weekend like hurt and mad because because it's just
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The merch store was never meant to be anything other than at Disney.
They had their brackets for where producers could get and whatnot.
And they wouldn't allow me to keep paying people with my own money.
I on the ball.
And so we had to invent a different way to monetize what the producers were making around
here because they'd been pushed down into files,
into brackets.
You needed to create a revenue stream
to give more money to the producers.
It's that simple.
So I made no money off of this ever.
Never wanted to be in the business.
Wrote a bunch of checks for a bunch of employees.
Never wanted to be doing any of those kinds of things.
Like don't like math, business makes me mad.
And I know poison when I see it and money is
poison and the way people get around it is poison. So we tried to split it up as West we could
among everybody and now it resides here the company. We owned it. That was the beginning of the end
for us at Disney. Once we negotiated our own like my brother's own ability to make art and
merge, like that's the first conflict we had that ruined one mosque down here, because I was trying to throw parties with my brother
that celebrated art and music and sports being fun.
And so my brother had a merch store,
his best friend, my best friend, you know,
bedside for the last year with my brother.
And what he wants from me with something he birth
because he never thought I trafficked in this lane enough.
Dan, no, go make money. Who cares if you're a f**k and sell out? Who cares? Put your art on
boat. You get to make a living this way. Do this second would get away from us. No, no, here, but
here's, this is why a man don't like this strikes an emotional cord for me. It's not just merch.
It's not just merch. And so we debuted last week and Samson's handling this for us.
He's handling the merch store for us.
And I've avoided social media because it's been poison
for a while now.
And I've just been trying to get Angel Resto
the ability to immediately make things live off of the show
so people can enjoy remembering that moment.
And we opened and Angel calls me hurt.
He's hurt because this thing, he's caretaking my brother spirit
He's caretaking my brother's art and that's what I've entrusted Samson with
That's the merch store the merch store is not just another merch store
And so when I hear our customers are complaining to me that we're priced like everybody else. I'm like are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me like we're following everybody else. I'm like, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Like we're following everybody else's model?
Now? Now that we got to free them, we're going to do it the way everyone else does it.
And so, Samson comes in and I haven't talked about this part with him because he's doing his best.
He cares about me. He's doing his best. Like this person loves me.
He does, yes.
And he's doing his best to do this.
And we debut and all I'm hearing is complaints
because we're in business now and we're selling art.
So David, what happened?
Well, what happened is that you ruined my weekend
by communicating with me nonstop at all hours
of the day and night because you were upset
that your fans were upset about prices,
your fans were upset about the selection, your fans were upset about prices, your fans were upset about the selection,
your fans were upset.
Angel was upset because there weren't enough of his designs on people in the shipping
container were upset because of the split and how it was going to happen, both financially
and from an art standpoint.
And you downloaded on me all of the problems.
And you didn't take into account of what I had to deal with to just get the merch store up
because you built a company that is full of nothing but people who stop things from getting done.
And most things don't get done at all. So you basically ruined my weekend.
And I really, and then you asked me to be on the show this morning when I had a different appointment
and I promised you I would cancel my appointment.
So I'm here.
What is it that is bothering you other than the emotion of me not taking care of everybody
properly?
No, it's because I want to figure out a way to make it so that everyone can be happy
around the money because our audience is always giving money to the causes around us.
Anytime we ask them for money, it's meaningful.
It's not like just, hey, give us $7 for something. The chief complaint that bothered me was how expensive things were.
You just did a deal with Max where you could end up behind a paywall for the same hour that is free on YouTube.
And you're talking to me about you don't care about money.
When you, when I know exactly how much money, metal arc and you are making,
but no, no, a $40 shirt is now too much.
It's not me.
I've put other people in charge of the business side of this.
That's why I need you to clean this shit up.
Yeah, but I did clean it up.
Yeah, you put David Samsung in charge of the business.
Right.
And now you're upset with what David Samsung did with the power. All this is what he does. $10 shirts. Great. No. The prices are exactly where they should be.
Should your stuff be more expensive than my stuff? Yes, you've got more fans. You've got a bigger
audience. It's time to take advantage of that audience and monetize it. Supply the
man. He decks out of your pocket. Why not let the customer write the checks so you can
make more money?
Dan, listen to David Samson. It is time to take advantage of our audience.
What we're talking about here is the $40 t-shirts, right? They're $40. Is that what the...
Well, she and the people complain on Twitter. Is that what the, well, I'm asking, I'm asking,
I'm asking, I'm asking, I'm asking.
I wasn't looking on Twitter,
and I actually thought that David Samson
being in charge of the merch store was a bit
until I just asked Mike Rhyde,
and he was like, no, this is actually real.
He is, he is, he is.
He's really doing, he is.
One thing that confused me is,
I know that we prioritize,
I was involved with the last merch store
that had plenty of options,
but the customer service wasn't up to snuff,
the quality of the shirts wasn't up to snuff.
And I think from still images,
people have made a snap judgment on the quality of the shirts.
When I know that that was a priority,
which is probably helping explain the price point,
but I'm not gonna speak for David,
David spoke for David Plenty here.
Well, are there any upcoming pivots
for the merch stores this one?
No, no, we're not doing it that way.
What do you mean, are there upcoming pivots?
We're not doing it that way.
I never, you're surprised in getting mad at a man
who sold Roy Halliday's no hit ball.
Okay, well, okay, because I'm not good at this part
and neither are you, Stu Gontz,
because you want all of the money
So Samson help me bridge this divide because it's why they say don't work with your friends
Don't do business with your friends. Are you an idiot? Lebitard doing business with your friends again?
I will tell you I can't have our customer base that supports us most loyal
Most loyal David than any customer base. It's how we build the way we do.
It's because they listen for more hours than anybody.
No matter what Spotify does to junk up the numbers.
And they deserve, like, they deserve it to be cheaper
than everybody else.
Don't tell me Bart still does this and Rogan does this.
Like, I haven't talked to you about the specifics
of how much this bothers me spiritually,
because we, like, I keep getting told,
you don't mix these two things,
creatives can't do these things.
And this is why, because you guys all f***** up.
So let me address two things that Dan,
you need to change about yourself.
Number one, the fact that you let business bleed
into our relationship this weekend is extremely problematic because
this price points in the merch store is the tip of the iceberg with what needs to change
at Metal Arc that I want to be a part of and do that you've charged me to do.
We've only just begun, Karen Carpenter.
So if you don't have the stomach, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you
may have a problem with everything else. Not the price down, David, like seriously, knock the price down.
Mike, you put him in charge, Dad.
Thirty-seven bucks.
Can we revisit the cut that the shipping container is unhappy about?
Because this is the first time hearing about this.
Well, so listen to this part.
No, this one's lovely.
This one's lovely.
If you want the innards of the business spilled in front of everybody. Just show it to me. This one's lovely. If you want the innards of the business spilled in front of everybody, like this one.
Show it to me.
This one's gross.
This one's the formula that had to be created
so that all of these people could get their other extra money
so that Disney wasn't paying them,
became the salary structure here
so that they could make more money here, all in.
All in.
Like everything they were making, all of the money,
so that we could pay them better than Disney was
with what that f***ing merch store was,
which was just a contrived.
You're saying a lot of F words, pal.
You really are.
Calm down.
Dan, I would like to point out that one of the biggest
mistakes you made in forming metal arc is you paid people
for things that, for revenue that did not exist.
The merch store revenue wasn't there,
but you were paying everyone, as though they were getting a piece of something that was Fagazi. And now what we've done
is that nobody gets a piece of anything but you, and by the way, for you and how high
and mighty you are about, oh, it's all about the audience, you demanded it that way. You
wanted to make sure that nobody got paid anything except you wanted me to
take the blame for it. What do you mean? I mean, be to do it. What do you mean? My decision.
No, what I'm happy to do it, Dan. I'm happy to say to you, Jessica, and everyone in the
shipping container that none of you were getting one dollar from the merch. It's all going
to Dan. Well, what he does in return is pays all of you to work for him.
So the money does flow to you, just not shirt by shirt.
And in terms of who?
That sounds great.
Yeah.
We're happy about that.
Dan said he's bad at business.
I don't.
I can't speak for the shipping containers.
We don't have conversations nor really conviction when it comes to the merch store.
We just want Dan to be happy because Dan's fired up about this and we want our fans to be happy.
And I'm really-
36 bucks.
I'm really genuinely confused that us being confused that David Samson and his approach to business,
given how well-crownical that's been down here.
I'm demanding it. It's what I'm telling you.
I'm demanding that we're lowering those prices.
We're going to do it in the next segment.
Like in the next segment, we're doing it.
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Don Lebatard. Greg Cody of the Miami Herald is writing an article and I'm reading in
it. Moss Miami sold out. Miami artist Miami culture and I'm reading Moss Miami's sold out
and I'm reading about digital podcast network and I'm reading about us and I'm like this
is our dreams coming true. Still got a thousand people come out and we see the shipping container on their
own stage and they're like rock stars. You and me both had tears in our eyes. We're like
mom and dad of sentiment and it's hard to get you to sentiment man. That was a very emotional
moment for us to see those guys I'm telling you guys you were on stage. Did and I were both crying.
Are you guys aware of this crying?
Like crocodile tears.
We believe crocodiles tears are fake.
Oh, crocodiles are fake.
I thought they meant big.
VCC dan Limatar Show with this two cats.
I am so happy to see this man.
He makes me smile.
I mean, what a cheer.
For a number, for a number of reasons. I mean, what a chair. For a number for a number of reasons.
I mean, it's one of legitimately, one of the great
entertainers of our times, not just sports for 30 years.
And outside of Floyd Mayweather, maybe the best marketer
in the history of sports, talker, seller of himself
in confidence.
And now aiming to be one of the big money
coaches at the top of his sport that has more than four, four wins right now.
Yeah.
More than four wins right now.
Also a top five smile of all time.
Yes.
I mean, so Dion, hold on just a second because I'm going to tell the audience without waiting
another second.
The promo code for the merch store, Samsung Sucks 20, the number 20.
Samsung Sucks the number 20,
20% off everything in the damn store.
That's not gonna do with Coach Prime.
That's correct.
That's correct for promotion.
That's right.
Nobody knows how to promote.
So forgive me.
You should let him promote it.
Forgive me?
Yeah.
You're right about that.
Coach, thank you for being all with us.
And the first thing I want to ask you is how mad
are you on behalf of your beloved alma mater?
How mad are you today on behalf of FSU?
Well, I can't be upset.
We're recruiting against those guys.
You got to understand that this is business now.
So I can't be mad.
But you got to look at it.
So a lot of people don't look at it as business.
I look at it and this is entertainment, but this is business.
So it's no way you're gonna leave Coach Saving
in Alabama out of a playoffs,
who should be really upset not only for the state
to curb your smartness.
He's been with number one for the last two years
or three years and they're out.
What about them?
I mean, this is I'm belief, I want those problems.
Give me those problems.
I would think that you would appreciate this.
The whole thing though.
Those problems.
Coach, the whole thing is made for TV spectacle.
So Alabama has to get in.
Like, Alabama has to.
So how Alabama is deserving of getting in.
Okay, we can argue about that.
But, but Deans, okay, with the whole thing
being a TV commercial, that's what we're all doing.
We're all selling sports.
This is what it is.
What it is.
I mean, I'm a, you know who really messed it up,
and it really good.
But you know who messed it up is Washington.
They messed it up because that's not a huge market
in their end.
You got, you got during Michigan, Texas, Alabama, Washington,
and they can play.
God, they're good.
I mean, they can flat out play.
They got a quarterback that's out of this world of defense is coming.
This is this is make particular.
I can't wait to see how it plays out, but leaving out a Florida state as well as a Georgia.
My God, that's why I'm thankful.
It's increased next year.
And guess who's going to be here?
I couldn't guess. Oh, man. I could have guessed it.
Oh, man.
I love that Washington screwed it up, Dion, by winning and going undefeated.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know.
They're really good.
I know.
God, they can play.
But I think the real team that messed it up is Auburn a couple of weeks ago.
They really messed it up.
Yeah.
Auburn, yeah, but you can't have a playoff without Nick Savin out of the bathroom.
You can get that.
You can get that.
It's not going to happen.
Season two of Coach Prime premieres Thursday on Amazon Prime video.
I really do love Prime how you've evolved everything you've done with your career
to be where it is, where it is you are now.
Because nobody knows how hard you had
it to try.
You were saying years ago, I should start as a head coach in the NFL and everyone said,
no, he's got to do a bunch of learning.
So they made you do it and someone with your credentials never has to go the route that
you had to go.
And then you got paid at Colorado and you got four victories.
Everybody was excited at the beginning of the season.
What was the rest of it like for you?
Because that seemed like it wouldn't be a lot of fun.
Now, it was tough.
The reason it was tough,
because I'm a Dernabunner.
I'm a winner.
So that's tough with losing games,
not only losing games, we got our butts kicked twice.
Now, the rest of the games, we were in it
within six to seven to eight points of victory
that we were right there.
You talk about a team that won one game prior that was in it for 10 games that could
have possibly won, but we didn't know how to win.
We didn't have those eight to 10 players that we need to get us over to hump.
But guess what today is is portal day.
He loves it.
It's portal day.
That's why I have 10 portal. He's portal day. He gets mad. He's a kid. He's a portal.
He's a portal.
I am in the portal like, like, yeah, I'm not
hooked.
You don't know how to put it.
You get sort of fun.
I'm not even.
I can't just man.
They're important.
You guys watch this play.
What did you say?
Man.
They just run.
Those guys will be right there.
That's what today is.
Portal day. And I'm going to get those things you said I need.
But I don't, you make it, it's so naked and bare as business right now.
And you've always been someone who likes to play, get dirty there.
Portal Day, you've been losing a lot of recruits too.
What's happening now?
No, no, we've been losing a lot of recruits too what's happening now? No, we've been losing a lot of 25 guys. You want a high school kid to stay
loyal to me and he's not loyal to his girlfriend? Who?
Like no, no, these are 2025. We lost one guy in 24. You see I can't say what I
want to say because I'm a coach now and I can't say what I want to say because I'm a coach now.
And I can't say what I want to say
because it's offensive.
But if you do your homework on what we lost,
then we really need that.
He's losing who he wants to lose.
You weren't good enough.
Now, you got to understand.
You guys talking us because you say we lost this and lost it.
Nothing substantial. Okay, you got target us because you say we lost this and lost it. Nothing substantial.
Okay, you got teams out there that are losing.
Quarterback, they losing tremendous pieces
of their puzzle.
We hadn't.
And as far as coaches, man,
I want all my coaches to elevate
and get an opportunity and get to the next level.
I love that.
That's what I want in life. I want everybody to go to the next level. So love that. That's what I want in life.
I want everybody to go to the next level.
So one of my mentors, one of my guys
that I get to shoot a commercial
with every year is Coach Saven.
When I'm shooting a commercial,
I'm throwing questions at him 100 miles an hour
and he's hitting him right back to me.
I mean, like Barry Barnes and I love it.
And it's not a season that he does not lose coaches.
And he's giving me the wisdom on that.
So I love it.
These guys are elevate, man.
That's what you want.
You want impact to be an institution
where people want to glean from you.
I love that.
But as far as the kids, man, that's part of the game.
Do you like the business of it or is it too dirty?
It's not too dirty.
I just want to play with what you play with.
If you got a big marble, I want a big marble.
You know, if you, you got a swing set,
I want to be pushed to in the swing set.
I don't want you to have the competitive advantage
and finances, and I don't, I don't like that part.
I don't want it to be NASCAR.
I want it to be college football,
and I love all the attributes of it.
I love college football, man, I do it the attributes of it. I love college football man
I do it. I love and I love what I do
It's not a day that I wake up and bolder call around of that. I don't want to get in there and go get it
And I'm getting a father my kids at the same during time. I'm the happiest man alive, man
All right, Deion. What is the most challenging thing about coaching your son?
Nothing really cuz they're pretty good. Yeah, they are pretty good
your son. Nothing really because they're pretty good. Yeah, they are pretty good. Both my kids are pretty very good. And then my son that does all the video work in
YouTube stuff, you guys YouTube. He's phenomenal. He's he's one of the best in the game.
So he's protecting the business as well. He is really honestly one of the best
business men of my time. Season two of Coach Prime premieres Thursday on Amazon Prime video.
I am happy to see you in the game, sir.
Let's talk more often because it's, I mean,
you carried the football season for a month, theon.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
It got pretty heavy.
It got pretty heavy.
I got a bit.
It got heavy.
And I had to let it go.
It got heavy.
Okay.
But this season, you get to see everything, man.
Exciting, exhilarating, electrifying,
and now coming from hope,
which we instilled in everybody in Boulder, Colorado
than Contexta program.
Now there's expectation.
That's why I got to get off this phone
and get in that portal so I can make that patient.
All right, see you later.
See you later.
I love you guys.
Hey, can we do this more of the portal day?
Let's go.
Whenever you want to sell stuff here.
We got a merch store.
Yeah.
Talk to you tomorrow.
You know I can sell.
No more no day.
Poor no day.
Poor no day.
Poor no day.
Tomorrow Dianne, okay?
All right.
All right.
All right. I right. All right.
I'm sorry.
I have put so much into the show that hasn't allowed us to talk about college football because
that chaos has arrived.
No, the reālike, we're dying to talk about everything that happened yesterday, Stugots,
because it was just the perfect spectacle.
Like, I really do think that in the future, if they, if they could have kept it together,
but just have like all six of the teams pick one representative that argues in front of America
why their team should be in and turn that into the pregame show. Perhaps Herschel Walker.
That would be a great, where is he? Game show. So everyone's mad in a scenario where it's
inevitable stugots because it's not about measuring
the best.
It's a concoction.
It's the last four, but it's not about measuring the best.
It is about make a television show.
And if make the argument around why the television show measures who and who isn't best, but let's
just get the ratings.
Let's just make sure that we get everybody.
It's a made for television spectacle.
It is not pure.
I would actually like to applaud the committee
I don't care what it is. It was entertaining and I think we got the final four
That we wanted we got the best four teams were the best or the most entertaining teams in the country Dan
The best for television so I want to applaud the committee because for years
We have been railing against all the last two undefeated teams, they play each other in national championship. You know what the committee said, not this
year. That team, while undefeated, while in a power five, while winning two or three
road games and, you know, conference championship games with their backup quarterback and their
third string quarterback, they're not good enough. These teams are better. And I applaud
them because I do believe the four teams they
put in are better than Florida.
All so best for television. And it can be both.
I don't know if that's true, Stugats, if they are, like it depends how you rate these things.
And I think their argument was that Florida State without Jordan Travis is a different team
than Florida State with Jordan Travis. And that was their excuse for letting them go.
I don't really think it came down to ACC being a second tier league or whatever.
Although I think that they're never going to leave out in SEC.
There was never going to be a playoff without at least one SEC team.
I could even have seen them putting in Georgia and Alabama.
And I was stunned.
But is it because of the strength of the conference or is it because those are obviously, if it's
Alabama, Georgia, you know you've got Georgia getting unceremoniously dropped after the
run they just had like that's offensive. What just happened? It should be
noted for Georgia 29 game win streak back to back raining defending national
champions and they lose by three seasons. Don't carry over me. I mean, I
understand, but there's something to be said for not as Alabama get in the
night. That's the whole. Hold on. I'm gonna I'm gonna I understand, but there's something to be said for not. Because how does that all bamba get in the nutty? That's the whole.
Hold on, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just totally take you apart right now
because you say they have the best four teams in there.
Do you, do you think really that if we're putting the four best teams in there,
George is not one of the four best teams?
No, I don't.
Well, that's convenient.
I don't.
But I think anybody would say George is one of the best four teams in the nation.
Except a committee of people at a lot of people.
A lot of people, but is, is, is to of the best four teams in the nation. Except a committee of people at a job.
It is to decide this.
They said, no, it's just awfully convenient to apply the logic towards Alabama.
They they're one of the four best teams in the nation.
We that's what this college football play is about.
It's one of the worst Bama teams in like a decade.
I mean, if you're going to apply that logic, then George should be there too.
There's it was a hard decision.
One one school multiple schools were going gonna be pissed off by it.
There's really no great answer to it,
but generally, I think most people are like su gots.
Happy that they get to see Alabama
instead of a third-shroom quarterback.
I wanna stay here a little bit,
so we're gonna do more of this next
because I know Chris Cody wants to get in here.
I can't wait to hear what Chris Cody has to say.
He rooted for this.
I can't wait to hear what Chris Cody has to say.
He rooted for this.